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#167: 1 stone 3 bird retaliation ideas

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Runs back 6 holes Chow Tai Fook calf elbows still to tremble, he ruthlessly Zhou Dasheng hitting, „your wooden club, making you lead the person to depend in that side lives, who makes you hit the attention of chicken? These looked how so many people live in this pinhole!” 跑回六洞的周大福小腿肘子还在打颤,他狠狠把周大生给打了一顿,“你个棒槌,让你带人去赖在那边住着的,谁让你去打鸡的注意？这一下看这么多人咋在这个小洞里住！” Zhou Dasheng knows that this is the big brother is taking him to go flat, is only low voice: „Isn't my sees only the fat chicken to run? Is thinking our people are many, isn't a chicken the easy matter?” 周大生知道这是大哥在拿他撒气,只敢小声:“我这不是看见有只肥鸡在跑吗？想着我们人多,一只鸡不是手到擒来的事情吗？” „What to do you say now!” Chow Tai Fook always felt oneself quarrelled not to display each time, making him not retaliate him is not unwilling. “你就说现在咋办吧！”周大福老感觉自己每次吵架都没发挥好,让他不报复他又不甘心。 „We give snort/hum the elder brother to say greatly, making him help us revenge.” “咱给大哼哥讲,让他帮咱报仇。” Chow Tai Fook knocked a next week's greatly fresh skull ruthlessly, „your wooden club, you think that snort/hum the elder brother is the spear/gun is willing greatly to us over? The fat chicken he can revenge to us with the past, the fart does not have you, when he is a fool? Let alone also spear/gun losing, this was must be scolded.” 周大福狠狠敲了一下周大生的脑壳,“你个棒槌,你以为大哼哥是枪愿意给我们出头？肥鸡拿过去了他可以给我们报仇,屁都没有你当他是傻子？更何况还把枪给丢了,这是要被骂死了。” Zhou Dasheng an eyeball revolution, „did big Elder Brother Pok, snort/hum the elder brother raise two treasure snakes greatly?” 周大生眼珠子一转,“大福哥,大哼哥是不是养了两条宝贝蛇啊？” „Two long-noded pit vipers, I drop a little darling, was nipped to hear that walks cannot over 5 steps, must jump, that toxicity .” Chow Tai Fook reveals the fear the facial expression. “两条五步蛇啊,我滴个乖乖,被咬一下听说走路不能超过五步,必须得跳着走,那毒性,啧啧。”周大福露出害怕的神情。 „Elder Brother, our spear/gun lost cannot come hardly can use other.” “哥,咱枪丢了不能来硬的了可以用别的呀。” Zhou Dasheng the eyes just like the mouse to be the same: „Snort the elder brother in 4 holes, we steals greatly the snake, I tread the idea losing the snake to the place that they sleep, can kill by poison several is several, when the time comes had an accident that is greatly snort/hum elder brother's matter, who let is his snake runs to bite?” 周大生的眼睛犹如老鼠一样:“大哼哥就在四洞,咱把蛇偷来,我踏好点子把蛇给丢到他们睡觉的地方去,能毒死几个算几个啊,到时候出事了那就是大哼哥的事了,谁让是他的蛇跑出来咬人呢？” „Your wooden club, the chicken eats the snake, let alone was that fierce fat chicken, did not fear the snake! It is estimated that you just emitted the snake to be eaten by the chicken! The people do not have the knowledge, but cannot do without the general knowledge, this I know!” Zhou Dafu despises to say. “你个棒槌,鸡吃蛇,更别说是那么厉害的肥鸡了,根本不怕蛇！估计你刚放出蛇就被鸡吃了！人啊没有知识可以,但是不能没有常识啊,这个我都知道！”周大福鄙视道。 Zhou Dasheng then smiles saying: „Elder Brother, is this effect. You think, if snake before was eaten by the chicken how many people bit to death then to be eaten, wasn't that just right you revenges? Snort the elder brother must take on the responsibility greatly, when the time comes we had two spears/guns.” 周大生便笑眯眯道:“哥,就是要这个效果啊。你想,如果蛇在被鸡吃前咬死几个人然后才被吃了,那不是正好个你报仇了吗？大哼哥也要担责任的,到时候咱就有两把枪了。” „If the snake has not nipped the person to be eaten, we happen to lead the person to depend to sleep ahead of time, ‚just’ saw snort/hum elder brother's love snake to be killed by the chicken greatly, you said snort/hum the elder brother can greatly infuriated revenged for us?” “如果蛇没咬到人就被吃了,那咱正好提前带着人赖过去睡觉,‘刚好’看见大哼哥的爱蛇被鸡弄死了,你说大哼哥会不会火冒三丈的替咱们报仇了？” The eye of Chow Tai Fook then shone, gratified racket Zhou Dasheng: „Your this method is good, good, killing three birds with one stone, no matter what result will let greatly snort/hum the elder brother and they becomes enemies, didn't revenge for us while convenient? When the time comes we share a common hatred, opposes the enemy together!” 周大福的眼睛便亮了起来,欣慰的拍拍的周大生:“你这方法好,甚好,一石三鸟啊,不管什么结果都会让大哼哥和他们结仇,不就顺便替我们报仇了吗？到时候我们同仇敌忾,一起对敌!” ...... …… Fat chicken at the same time does not know that it was planned, it is going all out is eating the ground by taking to bring in scarlet threadworm, the fat chicken has an obsession: It does not allow the place that oneself see also to eat. 一边的肥鸡并不知道它被算计了,它正卖力的吃着地上被带进来的红线虫,肥鸡有一个强迫症:它不允许自己看见的地方还有吃的。 Around 5 holes had an exit|to speak respectively, Jing Shu just chose by the wall corner, but other community people found the place to sleep respectively, or sat to chat. 五洞前后各有一个出口,静姝一家刚好选择了靠墙的角落里,而小区其余的人则各自找地方睡觉,或者席地而坐聊天。 Somewhat transferred a person to come back in other hole saying: 有些在别的洞里转了一圈的人回来就说: „We lived in this are the far ben, space boss, you had a look at the next door, pushed the foot unable to extend, pushed compared with the previous hard seat.” “咱住这是受到特殊待遇了,空间老大了,你看看隔壁的,挤得脚都伸展不开,比以前硬座都挤。” „Yes, I heard our inside some people to have the relations, was Officer Li of two crew gives the arrangement directly.” “就是,我听人说咱们这里面有人有关系,是二支队的李警官直接给安排的。” Everyone then looks as if by prior agreement to the villa area, right should be this family, the time of being together is longer, more thought that the villa whole family is immeasurably deep. 所有人便不约而同看向别墅区,没错了应该是这家子了,相处的时间越长,越觉得别墅一家子深不可测。 „You still remember before , the picture that small sends beautifully, called Zhou Shenmecheng that dying miserable, how at that time I also want to make, dying was so miserable, today I knew, that was by the chicken pecking.” Was saying also then picture turning, a contrast, everyone's face was also white white/in vain. “你们还记得以前小姝发的照片,叫周什么澄的那个,死的惨啊,当时我还想是怎么弄的,死那么惨,今天我知道了,那是被鸡啄的。”说着还把当时的照片给翻了出来,一对比,大家的脸又白了白。 Too fearful! The murder kills people, is not forgiving. 太可怕了！说杀人就杀人,一点不留情。 But at this time, everyone sat is looking at the same time the villa whole family tidied up, although envied actually does not dare to have any crooked thoughts. 而这时,大家就又坐在一边看着别墅一家子收拾,虽然羡慕却不敢生出什么歪心思了。 The villa whole family has the spear/gun, to have the weapon, to have the chicken and back that can kill people have in police officer's relations and family/home are the stock farm work, visit the special commissioner, the Agricultural Division work, can say that villa one now was this piece of wealthy landlord, 别墅一家子有枪、有武器、有会杀人的鸡、背后有警官的关系、家里又是畜牧场工作、又是走访专员的,还有农业司工作的,可以说别墅一家现在就是这一片的富裕地主了, But they are the poor. However a thing of villa innertube may really entire, tidies up quite fine, really loves cleanly. 而他们就是贫民。不过别墅一家子带的东西可真全啊,收拾的好精细,真是爱干净。 In cave dim very much, Father Jing on a flashlight, Mother Jing was responsible for the cleanness that this region cleans, calmly takes the cleaning rag to give to polish the wall surface. 山洞里昏暗的很,静爸就支了个电筒,静妈负责把这一片区域打扫的干干净净,静来拿着抹布把墙面都给擦干净。 Father Jing is responsible for cleaning the water in cave ground, the fat chicken is responsible for eating cleanly ground scarlet threadworm. 静爸负责把山洞地面上的积水都弄干净,肥鸡负责把地上的红线虫吃干净。 Jing Shu with wrapping the plastic sheeting of plank, prepares the good size ahead of schedule, opened made a big shed, in order to avoid once for a while meeting water drop. 静姝用包裹木板的塑料布,也是提早准备好的尺寸,打开做成了一个大棚子,以免时不时的会滴水。 But the place that this big shed covers is the domain of Jing Shu whole family, occupies entire cave 1/6, about 40 square meters. 而这个大棚子所覆盖的地方就是静姝一家子的地盘,占据整个山洞的六分之一,大约四十平米。 Plank shop in the corner, on the moisture-proof pad sufficient air cushion on the plank, put out the tent one-buttons to pull open to spread a row of tent room a piece by piece again finally, made into ‚occupied living chamber’. 将一片片木板铺在角落里,再把防潮垫充上气垫在木板上,最后才拿出一个个帐篷一键式拉开铺成了一排帐篷房,弄成了‘居住室’。 What is most enviable was Jing Shu also puts out thick sleeping bags to spread in the tent from the vehicle, everyone's greedy serious. 最令人羡慕的是静姝从车上还拿出了一个个厚实的睡袋铺到了帐篷里,所有人眼馋的不得了。 Those who have a look at others is what lives? Comes out to evade one difficultly time the family/home, when belt/bring completely what rests is the soft warm tent room, but they went out bring the clothes, some belts the quilt was also wet. 看看人家过的是什么生活？出来避一次难把家当带的这么齐全睡的是软绵绵暖和的帐篷房,而他们出门就带了衣服,有些带了被子也是湿的。 Calmly after scratched cleanly all places, started to spurt the liquid medicine containing menthol, before long the entire cave spread nice-smelling liquid medicine containing menthol taste. 静来擦干净了所有地方后开始喷风油精,不一会儿整个山洞都蔓延一股好闻的风油精味。 Jing Shu took to be placed the chicken coop of fat chicken by the tent, fixed the convenient type restroom in another side corner, but also forgave the half-turn with the doorframe, made the temporary restroom. 静姝将肥鸡的鸡窝拿出来摆在了帐篷旁边,又将便捷式厕所固定在了另一边的角落,还用门框饶了半圈,做成了临时厕所。 byd car(riage) slanting in one side, the trunk was blocking some fields of vision to the tent, remaining linked with the plank and blocked the larger part field of vision, the person in community was somewhat regrettable, they also want to look at several this life, was really enviable. byd车斜在一边,后备箱对着帐篷挡住了一些视野,剩下的用木板连起来又挡住了一大半的视野,小区的人有些遗憾,他们还想多看几眼这种生活呢,真是令人羡慕啊。 But Jing Shu put out from the trunk folded the table, launching was a big square table, naturally also six folding stools. The cooking utensils and stove give with, suspended a small restaurant, met the power line to come out from the vehicle, the sufficient cell phone made a low power the electric appliance but actually. 而静姝又从后备厢又拿出了折叠桌子,展开就是不小的方桌,自然还有六个折叠凳子。炊具和炉子都给拿出来,摆成了个小型餐厅,又从车上接了电源线出来,充个手机弄个低功率的电器倒还是可以的。 Finally blows to chat the air boat in central, first has the security sense, second uses as the sofa rest area. 最后把充气船吹大摆在中央,第一是有安全感,第二是作为沙发休息区用的。 After completing, Jing Shu takes the vehicle-borne air blower to start to blow everywhere, in the cave is quite moist, where she dislikes to have the water, every day rather blows both. 做完后静姝拿着车载吹风机开始到处吹一遍,山洞里还是比较潮湿的,她讨厌哪里都有水,每天宁愿吹两遍都可以。 The person in community cannot see the person in villa why, when also to feel regret, quick, nearby 4 holes lived it up, will be all right the dry/does community people to give to attract the past. 就在小区的人看不见别墅的人在干啥还感到遗憾的时候,很快,旁边的四洞就热闹了起来,将没事干的小区人都给吸引了过去。 „wā, looks at the next door quickly, drove three trailer saloon cars, with train same eye-catching!” “哇,快去看隔壁,开了三节拖挂式房车,就和火车一样拉风呢！” „What is the trailer saloon car?” “啥是拖挂式房车啊？” „Walks to have a look to know that they are pitching camp! Heard that also brought many things!” “走去看看就知道啦,他们正在安营呢！听说也带了不少东西！” Reading website: m. 阅读网址:m. Please remember this book first round domain name:. 4 novel net cell phone version reading websites: 请记住本书首发域名:。四小说网手机版阅读网址:
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