IJWTPGQ :: Volume #6

#584: Germ

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„Person who generally has the cleanliness/mysophobia, is not willing to touch some dirty things.” Jiang Yan said. “一般有洁癖的人,是不会愿意去碰一些脏东西的。”姜砚说道。 Zhou Wen is suddenly enlighted: „You meant, can smear our bodies? Then Bai Ze is not willing to bump us. You said early, this is not the difficult matter, I am also good to prepare early, come time makes pot bottom ash anything......” 周文恍然大悟:“你的意思是说,要把我们自己的身体弄脏？然后白泽就不会愿意碰我们了。你早说嘛,这又不是什么难事,我也好早做准备,来的时候弄点锅底灰什么的……” „It is not this, even on us again dirty, regarding Bai Ze, does not have the difference, because it does not need to bump us, so long as said a character, can solve us. If on us is excessively dirty, instead may draw on its bothersome feeling, originally possibly catches up with us, looked that we are so dirty, perhaps throws down the cliff to plunge to death directly.” Jiang Yan shakes the head to say. “不是这样的,就算我们身上再脏,对于白泽来说,都没有差别,因为它根本不需要碰我们,只要说一个字,就可以解决掉我们。如果我们身上过脏的话,反而有可能招来它的烦感,本来可能只是把我们赶下去,看我们那么脏,说不定就直接丢下山崖摔死。”姜砚摇头说道。 „What do you mean?” Zhou Wen truly cannot think, Jiang Yan is what meaning. “那你是什么意思？”周文确实想不出来,姜砚到底是什么意思。 „I meant, perhaps we can have certain means that making Bai Ze look that is not willing to look at our one eyes, even to us said that a few words do not want.” Jiang Yan said. “我的意思是说,也许我们能有某些办法,让白泽连看都不愿意看我们一眼,甚至连对我们说一句话都不愿意。”姜砚说道。 „Is this possible? How even if to smear oneself again, is impossible to make it look that our eyes don't want? Even if it is not willing to look at us, closes the eye not to visit us, then it still only needed to say a character casually, can make us roll to descend the mountain.” How Zhou Wen thinks, is impossible to have that matter. “这怎么可能？就算再怎么把自己弄脏,也不可能让它看我们一眼都不愿意吧？就算它不愿意看我们,闭上眼睛不看我们,那它也只需要随便说一个字,就能够让我们滚下山去。”周文怎么想,也不可能有那种事。 „Naturally has the possibility, so long as you said according to me does, can achieve absolutely.” Jiang Yan very confident saying. “当然有可能,只要你按照我说的去做,就绝对可以做到。”姜砚很有信心的说道。 „How to do?” Zhou Wen doubtful asking. “怎么做？”周文半信半疑的问道。 „You looked at this to know.” Jiang Yan forehead purple light glitters, he originally with the body that Zhou Wen same cannot move, moved unexpectedly, then threw a book in front of Zhou Wen. “你看了这个就知道了。”姜砚眉心一点紫光闪烁,他原本和周文一样不能动的身体,竟然动了起来,然后把一本书抛在了周文面前。 This is also only the time of flash, completes all these, the purple light of Jiang Yan forehead vanishes, his body returned to the framed condition. 这也只是一刹那的时间,做完这一切,姜砚眉心的紫光消失,他的身体又回到了被定格的状态。 „The content of that comic book your quite attractive, knows how should do.” Jiang Yan said. “那本漫画书的内容你好好看一下,就会知道该怎么做了。”姜砚说道。 Bai Ze clearly has the absolute self-confidence to oneself, although it heard Zhou Wen to talk with Jiang Yan's, can understand them to say anything, but its actually point did not care, probably looked that two fools were the same, disdain cast aside their pair of eyes. 白泽显然对自己有绝对的自信,它虽然听到了周文和姜砚的对话,也能听懂他们在说什么,可是它却一点也不在意,像是看两个傻瓜一样,不屑地撇了他们两眼。 It looks like in it, regardless of Zhou Wen and Jiang Yan make anything, it only needed to say a character, can solve these two idiots. 在它看来,无论周文和姜砚做什么,它只需要说一个字,就能够把这两个白痴解决掉。 The Zhou Wen body cannot move, his mouth can also move fortunately, to the comic book air flush of ground, is turning the page with the wake effect comic book. 周文身体不能动,还好他的嘴还可以动,就对着地上的漫画书吹气,用气流影响漫画书翻页。 This is one comic book one volume, quite baffling, Zhou Wen starts not to understand is what meaning, but looked at a while, the look gradually changes is strange. 这是一部漫画书其中的一集,没头没尾的,周文开始还没有看懂是什么意思,可是看了一会儿,神色渐渐变的古怪起来。 The content of comic book, seems like very normal, has probably no special place, is only the picture, seeming is impossible to have what inappropriate content. 漫画书的内容,看起来好像很正常,好像没什么特别之处,只是画面,好似不可能有什么让人受不了的内容。 Bai Ze lies there, opened one to open the eyes secretly, looked, saw the drawing as if to have no issue, closed the eye, the continuation rest of being carefree and content. 白泽趴在那里,偷偷睁开一只睁,瞄了一下,见图画似乎没什么问题,就闭上了眼睛,悠然自得的继续休息。 „You determined that does this really?” After Zhou Wen looks, the look asked Jiang Yan strangely. “你确定这样做真的可以？”周文看完之后,神色古怪地问姜砚。 Jiang Yan definitely said very: „Absolutely Ok.” 姜砚十分肯定地说道:“绝对可以。” „We do this, won't Bai Ze kill us?” Zhou Wen also asked. “我们这样做,白泽不会杀了我们？”周文又问道。 „, Your blood, will not only make it feel that absolutely that tarnished its place.” Jiang Yan said. “绝对不会,你的血液,只会让它感觉那是玷污了它的地方。”姜砚说道。 „Wait, you said that what meaning I did tarnish its place am? Shouldn't be we?” Zhou Wen felt that some are not right. “等等,你说我玷污了它的地方是什么意思？不应该是我们吗？”周文感觉有些不对劲了。 „A'Wen, this matter can only complete by you, I am incorrect.” A Jiang Yan face said sincerely. “阿文,这件事只能由你来完成,我不行的。”姜砚一脸真诚地说道。 „Everyone is a man, why aren't my group of you good?” Zhou Wen refutes immediately, he does not believe the Jiang Yan's nonsense. “大家都是男人,凭什么我行你不行？”周文立刻反驳,他才不相信姜砚的鬼话。 „Actually, I have the cleanliness/mysophobia, its order of severity will not compare Bai Ze to be good, therefore I need you to help, otherwise I came to be OK, did not need to lead you to come specially.” Jiang Yan continues to say sincerely: „Also because just I have the cleanliness/mysophobia, therefore I know that this method can certainly be successful.” “其实,我也有洁癖,其严重程度不会比白泽好,所以我才需要你帮忙,否则我自己来就可以了,也不用专门带你过来了。”姜砚诚恳地继续说道:“也正因为我也有洁癖,所以我知道这个方法一定能够成功。” „I believe your ghost! Must do does together, wants to make me do, no way.” Zhou Wen clenches teeth to say. “我信你个鬼！要做一起做,想让我自己做,没门。”周文咬牙说道。 „Did not do right by A'Wen, I later will compensate your.” Jiang Yan is saying, the purple luminous spot of forehead shone again, lets he got rid of Bai Ze temporarily decide a strength. “对不住了阿文,我以后会补偿你的。”姜砚说着,眉心的紫色光点再次亮了起来,让他暂时摆脱了白泽的定身之力。 The next second, Jiang Yan washed one's hands to make a paper, that paper was impartial, happen to fell on the Zhou Wen’s top of the head. 下一秒,姜砚抖手打出了一张纸条,那纸条不偏不倚,正好落在了周文的头顶。 Completes all these, the purple light of Jiang Yan forehead was also gloomy, was decided the body again. 做完这一切,姜砚眉心的紫光又暗淡了下去,再次被定身。 „Do you do? What gadget is my head this?” Zhou Wen focuses slantingly looked upward, but actually cannot see the top of the head to have anything. “你干什么？我头上这是什么玩意儿？”周文斜着眼往上看,可是却看不见头顶有什么东西。 „This is Epic Rank companion pet, the name is the zenith paper person, so long as it falls on your crown of the head, can control your body, then it makes anything, your body will follow to make anything. Don't worry, the zenith paper person controls your body, with raising the operation of line puppet is similar, your body by anchorage, but the movement that does not affect you to make to need......” “这个是史诗级的伴生宠,名字叫天顶纸人,只要它落在你的天灵盖上,就可以操控你的身体,然后它做什么,你的身体就会跟着做什么。不用担心,天顶纸人操控你的身体,就和提线木偶的操作差不多,你的身体还是被定住的,但是不影响你作出需要的动作……” Jiang Yan explained time, the zenith paper person had stood, that was the paper person who yellow paper cut, without the nose did not have the eye, was a human-shaped paper-cut. 姜砚解释的时候,天顶纸人就已经自己站了起来,那就是一个黄纸剪出来的纸人,没有鼻子没有眼,就是一个人形的剪纸。 But when it stands when the Zhou Wen’s top of the head, the body that Zhou Wen cannot move, the puppet moved unexpectedly probably generally, but seems like very stiff. 可是当它站在周文的头顶之时,周文原本不能动的身体,竟然像是木偶一般动了起来,不过看起来非常的僵硬。 „You could rest assured that all movements, I have made one teach it, it will form a coherent whole, at the maximum speed completes, you remember that must say the lines......” Jiang Yan closes the eye, he looked that does not want to look, does not want to imagine that picture. “你放心,所有的动作,我已经让人教过它了,它会一气呵成,以最快的速度完成,你记得要说台词……”姜砚闭上眼睛,他连看都不想看,也不想去想象那个画面。 „Did not want...... not to want......” Zhou Wen to stare in a big way the eye, the eyeball actually looked downward, looks at an own hand helplessly, uncontrolled pulled toward the belt, was ordinary like the lightning. “不要……不要……”周文瞪大了眼睛,眼珠子却往下看,眼睁睁的看着自己的一只手,不受控制的向着裤带扯了过去,如同闪电一般。 „A'Wen, put in great inconvenience to you, later I will compensate well your.” Jiang Yan closes one's eyes, a face ashamed expression. “阿文,委屈你了,以后我会好好补偿你的。”姜砚闭着眼睛,一脸惭愧的表情。 But suddenly, the Jiang Yan complexion big change, opened the eye fiercely, the pupil glanced slantingly, has not actually seen the Zhou Wen’s form. 可是突然间,姜砚脸色大变,猛的睁开了眼睛,瞳孔斜瞟,却没有看到周文的身影。 The purple light of Jiang Yan forehead erupts immediately, what a pity is too late, sees only Zhou Wen to appear in his behind, reveals like devil general smile, a hand grabs that zenith paper person, zenith paper person in his hands unceasing struggling, but cannot leave his palm. 姜砚眉心的紫光顿时重新爆发,可惜已经太晚了,只见周文出现在他的身后,露出如同魔鬼一般的笑容,一只手抓着那只天顶纸人,天顶纸人在他的手里不断的挣扎,可是却怎么也脱不出他的手掌。 But Zhou Wen’s another hand, holds the Jiang Yan's pants, pulls down, then flies a foot, trampled on the Jiang Yan's buttocks, Jiang Yan the pupil contraction, looked unfamiliar not to be possible immediately the love to roll toward Bai Ze that side. 而周文的另外一只手,已经抓住了姜砚的裤子,一把拉了下来,然后飞起一脚,踹在了姜砚的屁股上,姜砚顿时瞳孔收缩,一脸生无可恋地向着白泽那边滚了过去。 „Haha, Brother Bai Ze, you have a look at that fellow has rolled the place carefully, these places polluting...... the wind blew there to make the dirty germ unceasing proliferation...... the quick entire summit by his dirty germ association master dirty germ...... you be possible do not make him completely roll to descend the mountain......, as long as he has rolled the place,...... Zhou Wen happily will be being been saying by the dirty germ contamination”, actually sees a purple leather whip suddenly, when did not know the cling his leg. “哈哈,白泽老兄,你仔细看看那家伙滚过的地方,那些地方都已经被他的肮脏病菌给污染了……风吹过那里会让肮脏病菌不断的扩散……很快整个山顶都会长满肮脏的病菌……你可千万不要让他滚下山去……但凡他滚过的地方,都会被肮脏的病菌沾染……”周文正得意的说着,却突然看到一条紫色的皮鞭,不知道什么时候卷住了他的腿。 „!” Is rolling to Bai Ze Jiang Yan clenches teeth, the Zhou Wen pants bursts, the body falls to the ground immediately, rolled toward Bai Ze. “啊！”正在滚向白泽的姜砚咬牙一拉,周文裤子破裂,身体顿时倒地,也向着白泽滚了过去。
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