Ke Mengselectedaccepted the key, questhangsin the list.克蒙点了接受键,任务挂在了列表中。
The pointopens the questdetails, writeshad not been issuing that the video the inscription, itdoes not have the annotationquesttime of completion, whenprobablydoes.
点开任务详情,写着尚未发布视频的字样,它没有注释任务完成期限,好像什么时候做都可以。WhatquestrewardisResistance, Ke Mengclicks on the Resistancetwocharacters, the explanation that the systemgives is also quite brief:任务奖励的是抗性,克蒙点击抗性二字,系统给出的解释也相当简短:「Resistance: Reduces the harm to the environment of ones own negative influence「抗性:降低不良环境对自身的负面影响」ThisquestonlyincreasesResistance, hedoes not know that Resistancehas the majorrole, hasalwaysto comparenot to havein any case.
这项任务只增加一点抗性,他不知道一点抗性有多大的作用,反正有总比没有好。HowKe Mengstartsto ponder overis completingquest.克蒙开始琢磨着如何完成任务。„Tostrange thing review, inmy familyonly hastwostrangethings.”
“给奇怪的东西测评,我家里只有两个奇怪的东西。”Ke Menglooksto the dogbasin in bedroom, thatpuppycalmlyis sleeping soundlyin the basin, another thing of feeling strangeis the bigfacecat.克蒙看向卧室里的狗盆子,那只小狗正在盆中静静安眠,另一只奇怪的东西是大脸猫。
The bigfacecatis longquitestrangely, the young animalpuppyis long not strangely, when the puppy and ordinarydogbirthappearancedid not have much difference.
大脸猫长得比较奇怪,幼体小狗长得不奇怪,小狗和普通狗出生时的样貌没有太大区别。Perhapsoneweeklateritwill have the significantdifference, becomes the elite monsterwatchdogto have the Gigantificationability.
也许一周后它会有明显的区别,成为精英怪的看门犬拥有巨型化的能力。Ke Mengsurprisedlyinits growth, butthinksitis the thing of gameworld, at oncefeels relaxed.克蒙惊讶于它的成长速度,但一想到它是游戏世界的东西,旋即释然。In the gameworld, oneweek of timeenoughplayersadvanced the longplot, the growth of puppywas reasonable.
在游戏世界,一周时间足够玩家们推进好长的剧情了,小狗的成长速度非常合理。Ke Mengthinks, decidesto takeStrange Knowledge Cat, whenreviewobject.克蒙想了一下,决定拿奇怪知识猫当测评对象。
The Strange Knowledge Catappearanceis strangeenough, furthermoreitssemblancebringingstrangeprominent element, putsonlinecanattractwatching of onecrowd of stupid netizeninevitably, is10,000people of watchingquantities the demands should not be difficult.奇怪知识猫的长相足够奇怪,再者它的外表自带奇怪梗元素,放到网上必然能吸引一群沙雕网友的观看,达到一万人观看量的需求应该不难。Ke Mengarrivestimelies, therehas a greatlylongtable, the backis the garage kitcabinet, insidedepositedseveralsmall garage kit.克蒙走到次卧,那里有一张大长桌,背后是手办柜子,里面存放了几个小手办。Lives in the camerafixedly, aims at the greatlylongtable.
把摄像机固定住,对准大长桌。Ke Mengtransportstogether with the basin the bigfacecatto the desktopontogether, coverswithsmall cardboard boxagainbut actuallyon the bigfacecat, blocks from the build.克蒙把大脸猫连同盆子一起搬运到桌面上,再拿一个纸箱子倒盖在大脸猫身上,遮住体形。Presses down the video recordingfunction of camera, Ke Mengrecords the prologueto the lens.
按下摄像机的录像功能,克蒙对着镜头录开场白。„Helloeveryone's good I am Ke Meng, today the reviewthingisa strange kitten.”
“hello大家好我是克蒙,今天测评的东西是一只奇怪的猫咪。”Ke Mengmoves awaypaper carton, the white hairbigfacecatappearsin front of the camera lensimmediately.克蒙把纸盒子拿开,白毛大脸猫立马出现在摄像机镜头前。
The bigfacecatis glassy-eyed, is staring at the lens.
大脸猫目光呆滞,凝望着镜头。„Thisisa strange kitten, it is very longlooks likeMur Cat that recentlyBilibiliotoMAD districtstarted, but the appearanceis nottoday'sreviewkey point.”
“这是一只奇怪的猫咪,它长得很像最近b站鬼畜区兴起的mur猫,但长相不是今天的测评重点。”Ke Mengtook the glove, pressedwith the fingeraccording to the head of bigfacecat, aims atitscatmouth.克蒙拿了手套,用手指按了按大脸猫的头,又指向它的猫嘴巴。„Any small dried fish that enters its mouth, disappearancewith no reason at all, withoutpilot process of feed, veryinconceivable.”
“凡是进它的嘴巴的小鱼干,都会无缘无故的消失,没有进食的中间过程,非常的不可思议。”„ThenIgiveeveryoneto demonstrate......”
“接下来我给大家演示一下……”Ke Mengtookonepackage of broken a sealsmall dried fishbags, clampedsmall dried fishto enter the mouth of bigfacecatwith the chopsticks.克蒙拿了一包已拆封的小鱼干袋子,用筷子夹了一根小鱼干进大脸猫的嘴巴。Besidessmall dried fish, Ke Mengalsotakes the frozen pork in refrigeratorto perform the experiment, similarlyvanishesdoes not see.
除了小鱼干,克蒙又拿冰箱里的冷冻猪肉作试验,同样消失不见。„Look, the bigfacecatonlyeats the meat, ifyouralsobigfacecat, pleasenotewith the handdo not feed......”
“看吧,大脸猫只吃肉,如果你也有一只大脸猫,请注意不要用手喂……”
After patting the video, Ke Mengspenta halfhour of scissorsvideo, selects the background music.
拍完视频后,克蒙花了半个小时剪视频,挑背景音乐。In the videodoes not have the complexreviewprocess, does not needto addwhatspecial effect, after cutting the video, a truncationvideopictureworks as the title pageconveniently, putssometitle pagewritingagain, simplereviewcompleted.
视频里没有复杂的测评过程,也不需要加什么特效,剪完视频后,随手截一帧视频画面当封面,再放些封面文字,一个简单的测评就完成了。
After making the video, Ke Mengis preparingto uploadBilibili the video, thinkssuddenly the function of bigfacecat, cancels the operation of uploadvideopromptly.
弄完视频后,克蒙正准备把视频上传b站,突然间想到大脸猫的功能,及时取消上传视频的操作。
The bigfacecathascore competencies, gazeitseye15seconds of lifeform, canacquire the strangeknowledge.
大脸猫拥有一个核心能力,注视它眼睛十五秒的生物,可以获得奇怪的知识。Ifplaces the bigfacecatonline, the audiencewill have the strangeknowledge of relatedbigfacecatbackgroundorigin?
若是把大脸猫放在网上,观众是否会产生有关大脸猫背景来历的奇怪知识?Ke Meng the question in heartinsmall book.克蒙把心中的疑问记在小本本里。In order toconfirm the possibility in heart, Ke Mengdecidesto take some people testvisual effects.
为了验证心中的可能性,克蒙决定拿一些人测试视频效果。
The testis necessary, not onlytocompletequest, thisalsotosatisfy the curiosity of Ke Menginnermost feelings.
测试是必要的,不仅仅是是为了完成任务,这也为了满足克蒙内心的好奇。Ifwantsto complete10,000peoplewatchingquantityquest, the bigfacecatis the most suitableobject, bring your own element.
若想完成一万人次观看量的任务,大脸猫是最适合的对象,自带梗元素。
The young animalpuppyis longtooordinary, the audiencepreservesis low, is very difficultto attract10,000peopleto watch.
幼体小狗长得太普通,观众留存度低,很难吸引一万人次观看。Howeveractuates the Ke Mengactioncuriously the prime motors, the questrewardinsteadsecondary.
不过好奇才是驱动克蒙行动的主要动力,任务奖励反而是次要的。Wants, Ke Mengwent onto QQ, shotChen Momo.
想罢,克蒙登qq,弹了一下陈墨墨。„In?”
“在?”„Noteating chicken, Iam getting upnetwork class, Ifeared that mentioned by nameby the teacher.” The younger sisterreturned toone.
“不吃鸡,我在上网课,我怕被老师点名。”妹子回了一句。„, Thatyouhad free timeto sayagain, Iwantto askyouto have a look atmynewvideo.”
“哦,那等你有空再说吧,我想请你看看我的新视频。”„Good, whattypevideo, eating show? Dailyvlog? unboxing review?”Chen Momois familiar with.
“好啊,什么类型的视频,吃播?日常vlog?开箱测评?”陈墨墨如数家珍。„Ispet unboxing video, firstissuedyou, lookedto callme.”Ke Mengsaid.
“是宠物开箱视频,先发给你了,看完叫我。”克蒙说道。
......
……Downstairs, convenience storeregister.
楼下,便利店收银台。Ding.
叮。「Video has been downloaded」「视频已下载」Chen Momo the handrackin the floor, twolittlewhitelegsrocksunder the tablegently.陈墨墨把手机架在台面上,两条小白腿在桌底下轻轻晃动。Even ifface maskblocks from the lovablecheek, the eyestillappearsjuicymoving.
即使口罩遮住可爱的脸蛋,眼睛也显得水灵动人。「【Pet Unboxing】 strange review」「【宠物开箱】奇怪的测评」Chen Momoclicks on the Big Brother A’Meng sentnewvideo, knowstoday'sreviewobjectis the petcat.陈墨墨点击阿蒙哥发送的新视频,知道了今天测评的对象是宠物猫。„Did Big Brother A’Mengbuy the pet? Whenbuys.”Chen Momoquietly said.
“阿蒙哥买了宠物?什么时候买的。”陈墨墨小声道。WhenKe Mengliftssmall cardboard box, whiteMur Catlooks at dumblyin the catbasinmidpoint, letsChen Momo„well”, is surprised.
当克蒙掀开纸箱子,白色的mur猫呆立在猫盆子正中央,让陈墨墨“咦”一声,非常惊讶。Whenherverycuriouslandlordbought the pet, butthatis not a key point.
她很好奇房东何时买了宠物,但那并不是重点。
The key pointisthisonlykittenappearance!
重点是这只猫咪的长相!
The fatbody, the sillyexpression, looked 45 degrees to the sky, bringsBilibiliotoMAD districtstupid atmosphere.
胖胖的身体,傻里傻气的表情,四十五度角望天,自带b站鬼畜区的沙雕气场。
The Chen Momobrainis a little dizzy, thiskittenwas longalsolooks likeMur Cat that Bilibiliwas luckyrecently.陈墨墨脑子有点晕,这猫咪长得也太像b站最近走红的mur猫了吧。Sawthisstupid/desert hawkexpressioncat, Momo’s moodalsoto transform the mentality of looking at the otoMAD districtvideo.
看见这沙雕表情猫,墨墨的心情也转化成了看鬼畜区视频的心态。InBilibili, the otoMADvideocultureis deep, in other wordsisstupid flavoris full. The otoMADvideo makes one smile, frequentlyis the audiencebrings the choice of relief, Chen Momoalsolikeslooking at a otoMADkind of video.
在b站,鬼畜视频文化深厚,换句话讲就是沙雕味十足。鬼畜视频让人会心一笑,常常是观众拿来解闷的选择,陈墨墨也爱看鬼畜类视频。Chen Momolooks at the feedingcat that Ke Mengtreats a matter seriously, the performancefooddisappearancetechnique of pretending to be serious, entirewas been happybyhim.陈墨墨看着克蒙郑重其事的喂猫,煞有介事的表演食物消失术,被他整乐了。„Never expected thatBig Brother A’Mengalsohas the funnytalent.”Chen Momocheerfully said.
“没想到阿蒙哥还有搞笑天赋。”陈墨墨乐呵道。
After looking at the video, Chen Momodī dīKe Meng.
看完视频后,陈墨墨滴滴了一下克蒙。Ke Mengextremelycaredprobablysheresembles, speed per secondreply: „Looked, whatstrangefeelinghas?”克蒙好像非常关心她似的,秒速回复:“看完后有什么奇怪的感觉吗?”„Has, kittenvery stupid, is very funny, the videoalsopatsgood, uploadsBilibilivery mucha bit faster, words saying that is the realcatorfake cat?”Chen Momoreplied.
“有啊,猫咪很沙雕,很好笑,视频也拍得很棒,快点上传b站吧,话说那是真猫还是假猫啊?”陈墨墨回复道。„Mythisisfake cat.”Ke Mengtypedfivecharacters, changed an angleto inquire the observingplayfeeling of Chen Momo.
“我这是假猫。”克蒙打了五字,又换了一个角度询问陈墨墨的观剧感受。Commentsaftermanyanglesides, Ke Mengthinks that Chen Momohas not had the strangeknowledge.
从多个角度侧评后,克蒙认为陈墨墨并没有产生奇怪的知识。
After measuringdownstairsyounger sister, Ke Mengaskedfiverelationalverygoodoldschoolmatesto test the video, inquired after theywatched the videopreview, had the strangefeeling.
测完楼下的妹子后,克蒙又找了五个关系很好的老同学测试视频,询问他们看完视频样片后,是否有奇怪的感觉。
The oldschoolmate'sreplyis similar, thinks that the strangefeelingis the stupid/desert hawkotoMADfeeling, theyhave not had the tendency of new knowledge.
老同学的回答都差不多,认为奇怪的感觉就是沙雕鬼畜感,他们并没有产生新知识的倾向。Seesthis, Ke Mengwas relieved.
见此,克蒙安心了。Sincelooked that the videowill not have the new knowledge, thatputsonline, he must completereview videoquest.
既然看视频不会产生新知识,那就放网上吧,他还得完成测评视频的任务呢。
......
……Downstairs.
楼下。Chen MomoseesBig Brother A’Mengno longerto closely examine, saw it was already time to attend class, cutsonline network class interfaceimmediately.陈墨墨见阿蒙哥不再追问,又见上课时间到了,当即切回在线网课界面。Mrs. Chenis reorganizing the shelf, the probe headlooks does owndaughter, „whatlook at?”陈太太正在整理货架,探头看自家女儿,“看什么呢?”„It‘s nothing, looks ata strange cat, youdo not likelooking.”
“没什么,看一只奇怪的猫,你不爱看的。”„Un.” The wifecomplied withone, oneminutehad also said: „Hehas not gone out, cat where comes?”
“嗯。”太太应了一声,过一分钟又道:“他没出门,哪来的猫?”„Possiblyis the neighbordelivers?”Chen Momothought for twoseconds.
“可能是邻居送的?”陈墨墨思索了两秒钟。„Ihave not heard the catto call.”
“我都没听到猫叫。”Chen Momo rolled her eyes at her mother, „thatisfake cat.”陈墨墨白了妈妈一眼,“那是假猫。”Mrs. Chendoes not speak, single-mindedly tidied up the present merchandise.陈太太不说话了,专注地整理眼前的货物。Two peopledid not speaksilently, did the respectivematterrespectively, the voice of the network class teacher and sound of merchandise being tidied echoed inside the shop, the shadowelongatesunder the lightquietly.
两人静默不说话,各干各自的事情,网课老师的声音和整理货物的声音在店内回响,影子在灯光下悄然拉长。Out of the windowweatheris dim, when the cloudy day, the brightnessis insufficient.
窗外天色昏暗,正值阴天,亮度不足。
The passer-by who early morningrunspassed byconvenience store, looks atonetoward the shopinsubconsciously.
一位晨跑的路人路过便利店,下意识地往店里看一眼。Does not knowis the misconception, heseestwoshadowsto elongateto the wallon, reflects the many shadowsappearance.
不知道是不是错觉,他看见两道影子拉长到墙壁上,倒映出多只阴影的模样。Early morningrunningblinked, on the walldoes not have the shadow.
晨跑者眨了眨眼睛,墙壁上没有影子。
The gentlewifeis reorganizing the shelfas before, the younggirlbends down the tableto look at the cell phone, two peoplehave not paid attention to the passer-by outside shop.
温柔的太太依旧在整理货架,年轻的女孩俯桌看手机,两人都没有理会店外的路人。Early morningrunningsettles down for severalseconds, after the determinationis the vertigo, shakes the headto smile, startsto jogagain.
晨跑者驻足几秒,确定是自己眼花后,摇头笑笑,再一次启程跑步。Today'sshoptranquilityas always, auspicious.
今天的小店一如既往的宁静,祥和。Asked the bill. Was right, wantsto rub the beginninginvestment group, rubsa bit faster. The signingcontractestimated that this ThursdayorFridayarrives inShanghai, chases the beginningcoinopportunitywhite/in vainat present.
求票票。啊对了,想蹭起点投资团的,快点蹭吧。签约合同预计本周四或周五到上海,白嫖起点币机会就在眼前。
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