Ke Meng selected accepted the key, quest hangs in the list. 克蒙点了接受键,任务挂在了列表中。 The point opens the quest details, writes had not been issuing that the video the inscription, it does not have the annotation quest time of completion, when probably does. 点开任务详情,写着尚未发布视频的字样,它没有注释任务完成期限,好像什么时候做都可以。 What quest reward is Resistance, Ke Meng clicks on the Resistance two characters, the explanation that the system gives is also quite brief: 任务奖励的是抗性,克蒙点击抗性二字,系统给出的解释也相当简短: 「 Resistance: Reduces the harm to the environment of ones own negative influence 「抗性:降低不良环境对自身的负面影响」 This quest only increases Resistance, he does not know that Resistance has the major role, has always to compare not to have in any case. 这项任务只增加一点抗性,他不知道一点抗性有多大的作用,反正有总比没有好。 How Ke Meng starts to ponder over is completing quest. 克蒙开始琢磨着如何完成任务。 „To strange thing review, in my family only has two strange things.” “给奇怪的东西测评,我家里只有两个奇怪的东西。” Ke Meng looks to the dog basin in bedroom, that puppy calmly is sleeping soundly in the basin, another thing of feeling strange is the big face cat. 克蒙看向卧室里的狗盆子,那只小狗正在盆中静静安眠,另一只奇怪的东西是大脸猫。 The big face cat is long quite strangely, the young animal puppy is long not strangely, when the puppy and ordinary dog birth appearance did not have much difference. 大脸猫长得比较奇怪,幼体小狗长得不奇怪,小狗和普通狗出生时的样貌没有太大区别。 Perhaps one week later it will have the significant difference, becomes the elite monster watchdog to have the Gigantification ability. 也许一周后它会有明显的区别,成为精英怪的看门犬拥有巨型化的能力。 Ke Meng surprisedly in its growth, but thinks it is the thing of game world, at once feels relaxed. 克蒙惊讶于它的成长速度,但一想到它是游戏世界的东西,旋即释然。 In the game world, one week of time enough players advanced the long plot, the growth of puppy was reasonable. 在游戏世界,一周时间足够玩家们推进好长的剧情了,小狗的成长速度非常合理。 Ke Meng thinks, decides to take Strange Knowledge Cat, when review object. 克蒙想了一下,决定拿奇怪知识猫当测评对象。 The Strange Knowledge Cat appearance is strange enough, furthermore its semblance bringing strange prominent element, puts online can attract watching of one crowd of stupid netizen inevitably, is 10,000 people of watching quantities the demands should not be difficult. 奇怪知识猫的长相足够奇怪,再者它的外表自带奇怪梗元素,放到网上必然能吸引一群沙雕网友的观看,达到一万人观看量的需求应该不难。 Ke Meng arrives time lies, there has a greatly long table, the back is the garage kit cabinet, inside deposited several small garage kit. 克蒙走到次卧,那里有一张大长桌,背后是手办柜子,里面存放了几个小手办。 Lives in the camera fixedly, aims at the greatly long table. 把摄像机固定住,对准大长桌。 Ke Meng transports together with the basin the big face cat to the desktop on together, covers with small cardboard box again but actually on the big face cat, blocks from the build. 克蒙把大脸猫连同盆子一起搬运到桌面上,再拿一个纸箱子倒盖在大脸猫身上,遮住体形。 Presses down the video recording function of camera, Ke Meng records the prologue to the lens. 按下摄像机的录像功能,克蒙对着镜头录开场白。 „Hello everyone's good I am Ke Meng, today the review thing is a strange kitten.” “hello大家好我是克蒙,今天测评的东西是一只奇怪的猫咪。” Ke Meng moves away paper carton, the white hair big face cat appears in front of the camera lens immediately. 克蒙把纸盒子拿开,白毛大脸猫立马出现在摄像机镜头前。 The big face cat is glassy-eyed, is staring at the lens. 大脸猫目光呆滞,凝望着镜头。 „This is a strange kitten, it is very long looks like Mur Cat that recently Bilibili otoMAD district started, but the appearance is not today's review key point.” “这是一只奇怪的猫咪,它长得很像最近b站鬼畜区兴起的mur猫,但长相不是今天的测评重点。” Ke Meng took the glove, pressed with the finger according to the head of big face cat, aims at its cat mouth. 克蒙拿了手套,用手指按了按大脸猫的头,又指向它的猫嘴巴。 „Any small dried fish that enters its mouth, disappearance with no reason at all, without pilot process of feed, very inconceivable.” “凡是进它的嘴巴的小鱼干,都会无缘无故的消失,没有进食的中间过程,非常的不可思议。” „Then I give everyone to demonstrate......” “接下来我给大家演示一下……” Ke Meng took one package of broken a seal small dried fish bags, clamped small dried fish to enter the mouth of big face cat with the chopsticks. 克蒙拿了一包已拆封的小鱼干袋子,用筷子夹了一根小鱼干进大脸猫的嘴巴。 Besides small dried fish, Ke Meng also takes the frozen pork in refrigerator to perform the experiment, similarly vanishes does not see. 除了小鱼干,克蒙又拿冰箱里的冷冻猪肉作试验,同样消失不见。 „Look, the big face cat only eats the meat, if your also big face cat, please note with the hand do not feed......” “看吧,大脸猫只吃肉,如果你也有一只大脸猫,请注意不要用手喂……” After patting the video, Ke Meng spent a half hour of scissors video, selects the background music. 拍完视频后,克蒙花了半个小时剪视频,挑背景音乐。 In the video does not have the complex review process, does not need to add what special effect, after cutting the video, a truncation video picture works as the title page conveniently, puts some title page writing again, simple review completed. 视频里没有复杂的测评过程,也不需要加什么特效,剪完视频后,随手截一帧视频画面当封面,再放些封面文字,一个简单的测评就完成了。 After making the video, Ke Meng is preparing to upload Bilibili the video, thinks suddenly the function of big face cat, cancels the operation of upload video promptly. 弄完视频后,克蒙正准备把视频上传b站,突然间想到大脸猫的功能,及时取消上传视频的操作。 The big face cat has core competencies, gaze its eye 15 seconds of lifeform, can acquire the strange knowledge. 大脸猫拥有一个核心能力,注视它眼睛十五秒的生物,可以获得奇怪的知识。 If places the big face cat online, the audience will have the strange knowledge of related big face cat background origin? 若是把大脸猫放在网上,观众是否会产生有关大脸猫背景来历的奇怪知识？ Ke Meng the question in heart in small book. 克蒙把心中的疑问记在小本本里。 In order to confirm the possibility in heart, Ke Meng decides to take some people test visual effects. 为了验证心中的可能性,克蒙决定拿一些人测试视频效果。 The test is necessary, not only to complete quest, this also to satisfy the curiosity of Ke Meng innermost feelings. 测试是必要的,不仅仅是是为了完成任务,这也为了满足克蒙内心的好奇。 If wants to complete 10,000 people watching quantity quest, the big face cat is the most suitable object, bring your own element. 若想完成一万人次观看量的任务,大脸猫是最适合的对象,自带梗元素。 The young animal puppy is long too ordinary, the audience preserves is low, is very difficult to attract 10,000 people to watch. 幼体小狗长得太普通,观众留存度低,很难吸引一万人次观看。 However actuates the Ke Meng action curiously the prime motors, the quest reward instead secondary. 不过好奇才是驱动克蒙行动的主要动力,任务奖励反而是次要的。 Wants, Ke Meng went onto QQ, shot Chen Momo. 想罢,克蒙登qq,弹了一下陈墨墨。 „In?” “在？” „Not eating chicken, I am getting up network class, I feared that mentioned by name by the teacher.” The younger sister returned to one. “不吃鸡,我在上网课,我怕被老师点名。”妹子回了一句。 „, That you had free time to say again, I want to ask you to have a look at my new video.” “哦,那等你有空再说吧,我想请你看看我的新视频。” „Good, what type video, eating show? Daily vlog? unboxing review?” Chen Momo is familiar with. “好啊,什么类型的视频,吃播？日常vlog？开箱测评？”陈墨墨如数家珍。 „Is pet unboxing video, first issued you, looked to call me.” Ke Meng said. “是宠物开箱视频,先发给你了,看完叫我。”克蒙说道。 ...... …… Downstairs, convenience store register. 楼下,便利店收银台。 Ding. 叮。 「Video has been downloaded」 「视频已下载」 Chen Momo the hand rack in the floor, two little white legs rocks under the table gently. 陈墨墨把手机架在台面上,两条小白腿在桌底下轻轻晃动。 Even if face mask blocks from the lovable cheek, the eye still appears juicy moving. 即使口罩遮住可爱的脸蛋,眼睛也显得水灵动人。 「【Pet Unboxing】 strange review」 「【宠物开箱】奇怪的测评」 Chen Momo clicks on the Big Brother A’Meng sent new video, knows today's review object is the pet cat. 陈墨墨点击阿蒙哥发送的新视频,知道了今天测评的对象是宠物猫。 „Did Big Brother A’Meng buy the pet? When buys.” Chen Momo quietly said. “阿蒙哥买了宠物？什么时候买的。”陈墨墨小声道。 When Ke Meng lifts small cardboard box, white Mur Cat looks at dumbly in the cat basin midpoint, lets Chen Momo „well”, is surprised. 当克蒙掀开纸箱子,白色的mur猫呆立在猫盆子正中央,让陈墨墨“咦”一声,非常惊讶。 When her very curious landlord bought the pet, but that is not a key point. 她很好奇房东何时买了宠物,但那并不是重点。 The key point is this only kitten appearance! 重点是这只猫咪的长相！ The fat body, the silly expression, looked 45 degrees to the sky, brings Bilibili otoMAD district stupid atmosphere. 胖胖的身体,傻里傻气的表情,四十五度角望天,自带b站鬼畜区的沙雕气场。 The Chen Momo brain is a little dizzy, this kitten was long also looks like Mur Cat that Bilibili was lucky recently. 陈墨墨脑子有点晕,这猫咪长得也太像b站最近走红的mur猫了吧。 Saw this stupid/desert hawk expression cat, Momo’s mood also to transform the mentality of looking at the otoMAD district video. 看见这沙雕表情猫,墨墨的心情也转化成了看鬼畜区视频的心态。 In Bilibili, the otoMAD video culture is deep, in other words is stupid flavor is full. The otoMAD video makes one smile, frequently is the audience brings the choice of relief, Chen Momo also likes looking at a otoMAD kind of video. 在b站,鬼畜视频文化深厚,换句话讲就是沙雕味十足。鬼畜视频让人会心一笑,常常是观众拿来解闷的选择,陈墨墨也爱看鬼畜类视频。 Chen Momo looks at the feeding cat that Ke Meng treats a matter seriously, the performance food disappearance technique of pretending to be serious, entire was been happy by him. 陈墨墨看着克蒙郑重其事的喂猫,煞有介事的表演食物消失术,被他整乐了。 „Never expected that Big Brother A’Meng also has the funny talent.” Chen Momo cheerfully said. “没想到阿蒙哥还有搞笑天赋。”陈墨墨乐呵道。 After looking at the video, Chen Momo dī dī Ke Meng. 看完视频后,陈墨墨滴滴了一下克蒙。 Ke Meng extremely cared probably she resembles, speed per second reply: „Looked, what strange feeling has?” 克蒙好像非常关心她似的,秒速回复:“看完后有什么奇怪的感觉吗？” „Has, kitten very stupid, is very funny, the video also pats good, uploads Bilibili very much a bit faster, words saying that is the real cat or fake cat?” Chen Momo replied. “有啊,猫咪很沙雕,很好笑,视频也拍得很棒,快点上传b站吧,话说那是真猫还是假猫啊？”陈墨墨回复道。 „My this is fake cat.” Ke Meng typed five characters, changed an angle to inquire the observing play feeling of Chen Momo. “我这是假猫。”克蒙打了五字,又换了一个角度询问陈墨墨的观剧感受。 Comments after many angle sides, Ke Meng thinks that Chen Momo has not had the strange knowledge. 从多个角度侧评后,克蒙认为陈墨墨并没有产生奇怪的知识。 After measuring downstairs younger sister, Ke Meng asked five relational very good old schoolmates to test the video, inquired after they watched the video preview, had the strange feeling. 测完楼下的妹子后,克蒙又找了五个关系很好的老同学测试视频,询问他们看完视频样片后,是否有奇怪的感觉。 The old schoolmate's reply is similar, thinks that the strange feeling is the stupid/desert hawk otoMAD feeling, they have not had the tendency of new knowledge. 老同学的回答都差不多,认为奇怪的感觉就是沙雕鬼畜感,他们并没有产生新知识的倾向。 Sees this, Ke Meng was relieved. 见此,克蒙安心了。 Since looked that the video will not have the new knowledge, that puts online, he must complete review video quest. 既然看视频不会产生新知识,那就放网上吧,他还得完成测评视频的任务呢。 ...... …… Downstairs. 楼下。 Chen Momo sees Big Brother A’Meng no longer to closely examine, saw it was already time to attend class, cuts online network class interface immediately. 陈墨墨见阿蒙哥不再追问,又见上课时间到了,当即切回在线网课界面。 Mrs. Chen is reorganizing the shelf, the probe head looks does own daughter, „what look at?” 陈太太正在整理货架,探头看自家女儿,“看什么呢？” „It‘s nothing, looks at a strange cat, you do not like looking.” “没什么,看一只奇怪的猫,你不爱看的。” „Un.” The wife complied with one, one minute had also said: „He has not gone out, cat where comes?” “嗯。”太太应了一声,过一分钟又道:“他没出门,哪来的猫？” „Possibly is the neighbor delivers?” Chen Momo thought for two seconds. “可能是邻居送的？”陈墨墨思索了两秒钟。 „I have not heard the cat to call.” “我都没听到猫叫。” Chen Momo rolled her eyes at her mother, „that is fake cat.” 陈墨墨白了妈妈一眼,“那是假猫。” Mrs. Chen does not speak, single-mindedly tidied up the present merchandise. 陈太太不说话了,专注地整理眼前的货物。 Two people did not speak silently, did the respective matter respectively, the voice of the network class teacher and sound of merchandise being tidied echoed inside the shop, the shadow elongates under the light quietly. 两人静默不说话,各干各自的事情,网课老师的声音和整理货物的声音在店内回响,影子在灯光下悄然拉长。 Out of the window weather is dim, when the cloudy day, the brightness is insufficient. 窗外天色昏暗,正值阴天,亮度不足。 The passer-by who early morning runs passed by convenience store, looks at one toward the shop in subconsciously. 一位晨跑的路人路过便利店,下意识地往店里看一眼。 Does not know is the misconception, he sees two shadows to elongate to the wall on, reflects the many shadows appearance. 不知道是不是错觉,他看见两道影子拉长到墙壁上,倒映出多只阴影的模样。 Early morning running blinked, on the wall does not have the shadow. 晨跑者眨了眨眼睛,墙壁上没有影子。 The gentle wife is reorganizing the shelf as before, the young girl bends down the table to look at the cell phone, two people have not paid attention to the passer-by outside shop. 温柔的太太依旧在整理货架,年轻的女孩俯桌看手机,两人都没有理会店外的路人。 Early morning running settles down for several seconds, after the determination is the vertigo, shakes the head to smile, starts to jog again. 晨跑者驻足几秒,确定是自己眼花后,摇头笑笑,再一次启程跑步。 Today's shop tranquility as always, auspicious. 今天的小店一如既往的宁静,祥和。 Asked the bill. Was right, wants to rub the beginning investment group, rubs a bit faster. The signing contract estimated that this Thursday or Friday arrives in Shanghai, chases the beginning coin opportunity white/in vain at present. 求票票。啊对了,想蹭起点投资团的,快点蹭吧。签约合同预计本周四或周五到上海,白嫖起点币机会就在眼前。