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#51: Sweet Dumpling high light time


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Downstairs convenience store opens the door as usual, yesterday's matter has not given their life to have the influence. 楼下便利店照常开门,昨天的事并没有给她们的生活造成影响。 Ordered a breakfast, Chen Momo delivered the soybean milk cruller to visit personally. 点了份早餐,陈墨墨亲自送豆浆油条上门。 Thump thump. 噔噔。 Opens the door, seeing wearing a blue face mask Chen Momo to carry two bags of breakfasts, is swinging the lively ponytail, walks into Ke Meng’s home. 打开房门,看见戴着蓝色口罩陈墨墨拎着两袋早餐,摇着轻快的马尾辫,走入克蒙的家 That two ants also in?” Chen Momo asked. “那两个蚂蚁还在吗?”陈墨墨问道。 In, has not run.” Ke Meng shakes the head, they were surrounded, without means voluntarily parted from the body.” “还在,没跑。”克蒙摇头,“它们被困住了,没办法自行离体。” Momo pulled a chair to sit, ate, while took a fast look around the living room at will. 墨墨拉了张椅子坐下来,一边吃,一边随意地扫视客厅。 Which your long haired ball did doll go?” “你那个大毛球玩偶去哪了?” It.” Ke Meng thought, existence of Sweet Dumpling had been known by the country, does not need to conceal the truth before the acquaintance. “它啊。”克蒙心想,汤圆的存在已经被国家知晓,没有必要在熟人面前瞒下去了。 Sweet Dumpling!” Ke Meng shouted, the door opens automatically, a plump, furry hair ball pushed, rolls the living room slowly. 汤圆!”克蒙喊了一声,房门自动打开,一个圆滚滚,毛绒绒的毛球挤了出去,缓缓地滚到客厅。 The Chen Momo stretch/open Yuan mouth, bites a cruller surprisedly layer on layer/heavily. 陈墨墨惊讶地张圆嘴巴,重重地咬一口油条。 Chews, the cruller chewing vigor has not changed as always, this is not the dream. 嚼了嚼,油条的嚼劲一如既往没有变化,这不是梦。 Plush doll suddenly active, the feeling is very frightened. 一个毛绒玩偶突然能动了,感觉很惊悚。 However yesterday looked at the shadow that can move, the ant that can write, the Chen Momo psychological acceptance, only felt a little frightened, later thinks Ke Meng shouted it Sweet Dumpling, should be the safe thing. 不过昨日看了会动的影子,会写字的蚂蚁,陈墨墨的心理接受能力强了很多,只觉得有点惊悚,随后想到克蒙喊它汤圆,应该是安全的东西。 „Before you how, did not tell me, originally it will move!” Chen Momo has cast a hidden bitterness vision toward Ke Meng. “你怎么之前不告诉我,原来它会动啊!”陈墨墨克蒙投过一个幽怨的目光。 You have not asked.” Ke Meng will certainly not say, before had not told Chen Momo is feared she who scares the normal world outlook. “你也没问啊。”克蒙当然不会说,之前没有告诉陈墨墨是怕吓坏正常世界观的她。 Currently speaking, Koi Continent maintains the confidential attitude to the people, did not have existence of large-scale announcement strange thing. 就目前来看,锦鲤洲对民众保持保密态度,还没有大规模公布奇怪东西的存在。 However Captain Luo has said that has hidden the truth from the public is not being the good deed, in the future may make the people's popular science. 不过罗队长说过,一直瞒着公众也不是好事,未来有可能做全民科普。 review video that Ke Meng broadcasts now is ahead of time preheating. 克蒙现在播出的测评视频算是提前预热。 „The cat that therefore you measured before, the camera, is that what strange toothbrush also the strange thing?” The Chen Momo small mouth contains the yellow straw, attracts pale white soybean milk liquid lightly. “所以你以前测的猫啊,摄像机,还有那个什么奇怪的牙刷也是奇怪的东西喽?”陈墨墨小嘴含住黄色的吸管,轻吸一口淡白色豆浆液体。 Camera is not, the cat is one, black liquor Syrup is also one, the toothbrush by the Syrup influence thing.” Ke Meng said. “摄像机不是,猫算一个,黑色液体蜜汁也算一个,牙刷是被蜜汁影响的东西。”克蒙说道。 These things, are Chen Momo have looked at the thing of video, although has not seen the material object, but did not say, will be only doubtable. 这些东西,都是陈墨墨看过视频的东西,虽然没有见过实物,但是不说出来,只会让人怀疑。 The shadow that without contacting has been able to move, Chen Momo will not believe the Ke Meng nonsense, but now her believed. 若是没有接触过会动的影子,陈墨墨才不会信克蒙的鬼话,但现在她信了 Can show it me?” Chen Momo inquired. “能给我看看它吗?”陈墨墨好奇道 Appearance marvellous kitten, this thinks that is only the 3D model of high accuracy, never expected that in the reality really has such marvellous kitten. 长相那么奇葩的猫咪,本以为只是高精度的3d模型,没想到现实中真有这么奇葩的猫咪 Chen Momo had not asked how these strange things come, everyone has the secret, broke the earthen pot to ask the bottom a little to ask for the person to dislike, the thing that now she asks in the video has presented the thing, the video has looked, in the reality made her look at the general headquarters. 陈墨墨没问那些奇怪的东西怎么来的,每个人都有秘密,打破沙锅问到底就有点讨人嫌了,现在她问的东西都是在视频里出现过的东西,视频都看过了,现实中让她看一看总行吧。 Ok.” Ke Meng not hesitant, this does not press the matter of person. “可以。”克蒙没有犹豫,这并不是难为人的事。 Before long, Chen Momo first time bedroom that walks into Ke Meng. 不一会儿,陈墨墨第一次走入克蒙的卧室。 She first sized up an overall layout, accidental/surprised is not chaotic. 她先打量了一下整体布局,意外的不乱。 a white-haired kitten sits in the cat basin, both hands place by the fat waist, the expression is dull, under several long beards on cat face in the sunlight shines sparkles to shine. 一只白毛猫咪坐在猫盆子里,双手放在胖腰两侧,表情呆呆的,猫脸上的几根长胡须在阳光照耀下闪闪发亮。 „, It really and in the video is much longer.” The Chen Momo squatting down body, the whole face is curious, but has not bumped the cat with the hand. “哇,它真的和视频里长得一模一样。”陈墨墨蹲下身子,满脸好奇,但没有用手碰猫。 Sweet Dumpling also follows to push, although the body is big, it that but walks in the scrolled manner is flexible. 汤圆也跟着挤进来,身体虽大,但是以滚动方式行走的它非常灵活。 Chen Momo sizes up the big face cat curiously time, Ke Meng log in Bilibili, glances over own review video. 陈墨墨好奇地打量大脸猫的时候,克蒙登陆b站,浏览自己的测评视频 【Pet Review】 strange review 2 【宠物测评】奇怪的测评二” The video begins, then sees Ke Meng oneself to stand on the lawn, to audience introduction today's review. 视频开头,便看见克蒙本人站在草地上,向观众介绍今天的测评 Recently Crocodile Continent friend delivered a pet to me, it is very big, is very round, the whole body is the wool, making us come to see this only new pet to have any unusual characteristics.” “最近鳄洲的朋友送了一只宠物给我,它很大,也很圆,全身是毛,让我们来看看这只新宠物有什么不同寻常的特性。” Chen Momo that squats hears the sound of cell phone, she was also roused the curiosity, no longer looks at the cat, pulled a chair, looks at Ke Meng’s new video. 蹲下来的陈墨墨听到手机的声音,她也被勾动了好奇心,不再看猫,拉了张椅子,看克蒙的新视频 The big face cat was treated coldly, its cat face has no expression to change, after all it has stopped pondering. 大脸猫被冷落,不过它的猫脸没有任何表情变化,毕竟它早就停止思考了。 Sweet Dumpling of plump hears owner’s voice, rolls to the Ke Meng chair behind slowly, looks at the video together. 圆滚滚的汤圆听到主人的声音,缓缓滚到克蒙椅子背后,一起看视频。 When Ke Meng in video introduced Sweet Dumpling, Sweet Dumpling tearful two, exuded the proud cry. 克蒙在视频里介绍汤圆的时候,汤圆汪汪两声,发出了自豪的叫声。 Chen Momo hear of this familiar cries, isn't this yelp? 陈墨墨听这熟悉的叫声,这不是狗叫声吗? She a little confused immediately. 她当即有点迷了。 But in video barrage, has fluttered teasing of netizens. 而视频弹幕里,也飘过网友们的调侃。 Came, came, is the classics opening, I have a friend. 来了来了,又是经典开局,我有一个朋友。 「Becoming friends out of nothing?」 「无中生友?」 「Is it the same pet friend as last time who delivered the big face cat? Wow, I also want to have this kind of friend.」 「又是上次送大脸猫的宠物朋友?哇,我也想有这样的朋友。」 「Be careful ahead, the pet can transform!」 「前方高能,宠物可以变身!」 The next second, under the Sweet Dumpling Ke Meng instruction, transform swells impressively, the body of plump vanishes, what replaces it is dog class four limbs, furry running dog, bronze bell big eye. 下一秒,汤圆克蒙的指令下,赫然变身胀大,圆滚滚的身体消失,取而代之的是犬类四肢,毛茸茸的狗尾巴,铜铃大眼。 「Frightened me to jump, really just said transform then transformed!」 「吓我一跳,真就说变就变啊!」 「Uploader your special effects are getting more and more exaggerated, I want to become your apprentice.」 「up主你的特效越来越夸张,想跟您拜师学艺。」 「Even the shadow is so lifelike, uploader is truly diligent in producing videos, love it, love it!」 「连影子都那么真实,up主做视频是真的用心,i了i了!」 Chen Momo had not looked at this video last night, now looked at the barrage of netizens, surprisedly in the Sweet Dumpling transform ability, said with a smile: They do not know that this is real.” 陈墨墨昨晚没有看过这个视频,现在看了网友们的弹幕,一面惊讶于汤圆变身能力,一面笑道:“他们都不知道这是真的。” Then, Chen Momo then patted the hair of Sweet Dumpling, the hair is very soft, is not hard. 说罢,陈墨墨回头拍了拍汤圆的毛发,毛发很柔软,不硬。 woof!” Sweet Dumpling exuded the proud cry. “汪!”汤圆发出了骄傲叫声。 A video deafening sound, palm of the hand of Sweet Dumpling in the video pats trees, the trees first half drops down slowly, smashes in the ground to splash ash, is quite real. 的一声视频震响,汤圆在视频里一巴掌拍断一颗树木,树木上半段缓缓倒下,砸到地面上溅起一层灰,极为真实。 In barrage, is unified the floor brush 666 the style, everyone was shocked by the battle efficiency of this big pet, renovated oneself cognition to the pet. 弹幕里,也是统一地刷了“666”的样式,大家都被这个大宠物的战斗力震惊了,刷新了自己对宠物的认知。 「Our understanding of what is a pet, is apparently very different?」 「我们对宠物的理解,似乎不太一样?」 「Uploader’s method is not safe, the more film you shoot, the more money you burn, 😂」 「up主路子走窄了,越拍越烧钱,滑稽。」 The netizens see pet transform, pet patted a tree this section, said satisfies a craving, the barrage was also a part of highest tide. 网友们看见宠物变身,宠物拍木这一段,直呼过瘾,弹幕也是最高潮的一部分。 End of the video, is one's turn Ke Meng to tease: Do not look that it is very big, in fact transform is not the most important ability , helping do the housework is its principal work.” 视频末尾,轮到克蒙调侃道:“别看它很大,实际上变身不是最重要的能力,帮忙做家务才是它的主业。” The video cut Sweet Dumpling to use the lens of long dog hair control broom, mop and cleaning rag, Sweet Dumpling rolls on the ground, dog hair also controlled in turn alternately, maintained these three types of things not to fall the ground, along with it has rolled to tow the line. 视频切到了汤圆使用长长的狗毛控制扫把、拖把、抹布的镜头,汤圆在地上滚动,身上的狗毛也依次交替控制,保持这三样东西没有掉地上,一直随它滚动拖行。 「My brain broke.」 「我裂开了。」 「Is this the correct way to use a pet? 😂」 「这就是宠物的正确使用方式吗?笑哭!」 「Understood, I’m going back to teach my pet to do housework.」 「懂了,这就回去教我家宠物做家务。」 「Sweet Dumpling: “It’s too difficult for me, I’m only a pet.”」 「汤圆:“我太难了,我只是一只宠物。”」 Behind two people looked that the video Sweet Dumpling cannot understand the writing, hears Chen Momo that euphonious laughter, it thinks that Chen Momo is praising it. 在两人背后看视频的汤圆看不懂文字,听到陈墨墨那银铃般的笑声,它以为陈墨墨在夸它呢。 Woof woof!” Sweet Dumpling tearful called happily continually, showed off itself competently. “汪汪!”汤圆高兴地汪汪连叫,炫耀自己能干。
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