Thisindescribablefood, evenKe Mengsawalsofelt the nausea, let alonefull of wisdomtape recorder.
这不可名状的食物,连克蒙见了也觉得恶心,更别说是有智慧的录音机。
The tape recordertreated for abouta halfhourin the pot, dried in the sunfor a long time, makingitreconsideranythingto be called the respectableparents.
录音机在锅里待了将近半个小时,晾了好久,让它反思一下什么叫做尊敬衣食父母。Inthesea halfhour, the blackpot coverplaces the one side, in order to avoid the greedytape recorderwas unjustly discreditedto determineas the foodprocessesprocessing.
这半个小时里,黑色锅盖放在一旁,以免贪婪的录音机被黑锅判定为食材重新加工处理。
After a halfhour, Ke Mengcomes backto look atitagain, the tape recordermeetsbegs for mercyloudly, how the submissiveappearanceseeslikenot withstandingsuffering of disgustingstrength.
半小时后,克蒙再回来看它,录音机一见面就大声求饶,低声下气的样子怎么看也不像承受住恶心力量的折磨。Obviouslyitsinnermost feelingsgreedywithguzzling, but alsocannot compare the Dark Cuisine Potdisgustingfeeling.
可见它的内心的贪婪与暴食,还比不上黑暗料理锅的恶心感。Ke Mengputs on the glove, takes the tape recorder, Dark Cuisine Potcovergood, admitsinStorage Scarfto saveagain.克蒙戴上手套,将录音机取出来,再把黑暗料理锅盖好,放进储物围巾里存着。Whenwent backto have free time, fedagainto the bigfacecat.
等回去有空了,再喂给大脸猫。
The bigfacecatwill not shut out, Ke Mengbelieves that ithas completely stoppedpondering, no matteragainhowdisgusting, is unable to makeitreturn to the ponder.
大脸猫不会嫌弃的,克蒙相信它已经完全停止思考,不管再怎么恶心,也无法让它回归思考。If the bigfacecatcanrestore the elaborative faculty...... to feel that canbe a quiteastonishingevent.
如果大脸猫可以恢复思考能力……感觉那会是一件相当惊人的事件。A vast amount ofknowledge, maybringmassiveabilities.
大量的知识,有可能带来大量的能力。Evendoes not have the abilityincrease, hasknowledge that will not be useless.
就算没有能力增幅,有那么知识,不会没用的。BodyCthulhu of Ke Mengwhen the dream, canfeel that hecontains the infiniteknowledge quantity.克蒙在梦里身化克苏鲁时,就能感觉到自身蕴含着无穷的知识量。Howeverthesehave the knowledge of unusualstrengthafter the dreamawakes, will be very fuzzy, remainson the Sense Connectiontechnique.
然而那些具备超凡力量的知识在梦醒后,都会十分模糊,也就通感的手法留下来。„Didn't eat the meat?”
“不吃肉了吗?”Ke Menglooksto the old styletape recorder, itsbodywhole bodysends out an odor, thatwasdark cuisinemoistensonitsbody.克蒙看向老式录音机,它的身体浑身散发出一种恶臭,那是黑暗料理沾在了它的身体上。„Does not eatdoes not eat.”
“不吃了不吃。”Under the photography of lens, tape recorderinstigated that conditioncompletelyreveals.
在镜头的拍摄下,录音机的怂态尽显。Thensends the tape recorderagainto the frog croaksound that the newround of patientreleases unable to hear, itfinallybecomeslaw-abiding, no longershouted the meatmeatwillfully, the incarnationdiligent997staff, did not shout the tired, earnestworkbefore the boss, meticulous.
接着再派录音机对新一轮病人释放听不见的蛙鸣声,它终于变得安分,不再任性地喊肉肉,化身勤奋的997员工,在老板面前一刻也不喊累,认真工作,一丝不苟。Looks at such obedienttape recorder, the bandagemaleseescould not bearflip the supercilious look.
看着这么听话的录音机,绷带男见了也忍不住翻了翻白眼。„Whatyougavethatfellowto eat, became addicted?” The bandagemalejustawoke, has not known that Ke Mengfedindescribabledark cuisine.
“你给那家伙吃了什么,这么上瘾?”绷带男刚醒,还不知道克蒙给它喂了不可名状的黑暗料理。„Ondark cuisine, youwantsto try?”
“就一份黑暗料理,你想试吗?”„Ordinarydark cuisinethiseffect...... Ihave not thought that thatpot.”In the bandagemalebrainjumped the archival record of Ke Meng, thatnewpot.
“普通的黑暗料理没有这种效果……哦我想起来了,那口锅。”绷带男的脑子里蹦出了克蒙的档案记录,那口新锅。
The Ke Menggoodsspeed-up was too quick, quicklyto a personhas the numberto turn intodouble-digit.克蒙的物品增速实在太快了,快到一个人的拥有数已经变成两位数。
The bandagemaledaresto vouch, shortly afterKe Mengwill break throughhundredfigures.
绷带男敢打包票,克蒙不久后就会突破百位数。„Thatpot, Ihave not seen the material object, showsme.” The bandagemalesees not the obedienttape recorderto be trainedthatobedient, in the heartmoves, wantsto see the material object.
“那口锅,我还没有见过实物,给我看看。”绷带男看见不听话的录音机都被调教得那么听话,心中一动,想见见实物。Onlylooks at the video, the person the physical sensationofficerdoes not certainly have the sceneto look that the material objecthas the impulse.
只看视频,人体感官一定没有现场看实物更有冲击力。Ke Mengsatisfies the bandagemaleCaptainwish, satinStorage Scarfto lay out the blackcauldron.克蒙满足绷带男队长的意愿,坐储物围巾里拍出了黑色大锅。
The food in pothas not processed, happen tomakes the bandagemalehave a look atanythingto be calledtruedark cuisine.
锅里的食物还没有处理,正好让绷带男看看什么叫做真正的黑暗料理。
The bandagemalehas not taken out food from a pot, hehas smelled the pork the fragrance, having the barbecueis fragrant, cooking the meatis fragrant, cooking in a covered vessel the meatis fragrant, varioustypes of fragrancesdrill into the nostril, makinghim unable to feel the mind.
绷带男没有揭锅,他已经闻到猪肉的香味,有烤肉香,煮肉香,焖肉香,各种香味钻入鼻孔,令他摸不着头脑。Thisthing, probablya littlething.
这玩意,好像有点东西啊。Thisfragrancedid not sayother, has madehimhave the strongappetite.
这香味不说别的,已经让他产生了浓厚的食欲。However the bandagemalehas looked atKe Meng’s video, knows that thisis the misconception, moreoverisrub-out signal that the brainsends out, convincingoneselfwas mistaken that is very fragrant, in factitsrealunbearable stink.
但是绷带男看过克蒙的视频,知道这是错觉,而且是大脑发出的错误信号,说服自己误以为真的很香,实际上它真的臭不可闻。
Before boiling, the bandagemalethencovers the mouth and nose, slowlyopenedis unjustly discredited.
开锅前,绷带男便捂住口鼻,慢慢揭开黑锅。
The steamingblackair/Qiupwells, the indescribablemosaicshapeobjectsways from side to side the bodyin the pot, probablyis saying: Come, merry, has the bigtimein any case......
腾腾的黑气上涌,难以描述的马赛克状物体在锅中扭动身体,好像在说着:来啊,快活啊,反正有大把时光……
The bandagemalesubconsciousnessretrocedesonestep, however the firmwillalsomadehimstand, andforced itselfto lower the head, pulls closer the distanceto observedark cuisine.
绷带男下意识后退一步,但是坚定的意志又令他站回来,并强迫自己低下头,拉近距离观察黑暗料理。dark cuisinemosaicis fuzzy, before bandagemale, looked when videohas thought that canbedark cuisinetophotographing the equipmenthas the fuzzyeffect.黑暗料理身上的马赛克过于模糊,绷带男之前看视频时就想过了,会不会是黑暗料理本身对拍摄器材有模糊效果。Nowdrawswith the naked eyeto the vicinityobserves, thisfuzzyfeelinghas not really vanished.
现在用肉眼拉到近处观察,这种模糊的感觉果然没有消失。Moreapproaches, the mosaicthenhandles jointly with the rankscaling down, making the mosaic in eyeangle of viewbe in a low densityinthroughout the fuzzyshape.
越凑近,马赛克便会同级别等比例缩小,使得眼睛视角里的马赛克始终处于一种低密度的模糊形态中。„Notconcretephysique.” The bandagemalegathers the pot cover, became aware.
“没有具体的形体。”绷带男把锅盖合回去,悟了。Thisthing, is not really ableto describe.
这玩意,真的是无法描述。Even ifdraws the eyeto a 0.1millimeterplace, looks straight aheadthatgroupdisgustingthing, will not changeitsspecial characteristics.
就算把眼睛拉到零点一毫米处,直视那团恶心的东西,也不会改变它特质。Ke Mengtakes backinitsDark Cuisine Pot the scarf, „right, the matter of frogheadman.”克蒙将它黑暗料理锅收回围巾里,“对了,蛙头人的事。”„Wewill renew the secondedition of explanationto the outside world, opens the conservativetherapeutic scheduleincertaindeadlineto the outside world.” The bandagemaleknows that Ke Mengwantsto sayanything.
“我们会向外界更新第二版说明,在一定的期限内对外界开放保守治疗方案。”绷带男知道克蒙想说什么。Koi Continenthas the patient, the overseas have a frogpatient.锦鲤洲有病人,国外也有蛙头病人。Ifthesefrogpatientsinvariablyreturn tohuman, but the long timebucketit, among the humancommunitieswill present the different kind.
那些蛙头病人若不变回人类,久而勺之,人类群体中间就会出现异类。Koi Continenthaswords, myclanhisheartcannotdifferent, these wordsnot necessarilyare the 100 percentaccuratecreed, butitis suitableinmostsituations, the bandagemalefearsisthesedid not have the disloyaltyat heart, but the appearanceis the different kindperson.锦鲤洲有句话,非我族类其心必异,这句话未必是百分百准确的信条,但它在大部分情况下都适用,绷带男怕的就是这些心里还没有异心,但样貌已经是异类的人。Nowhas not broken faith, but the lifewas long, is eventually understandingis not balanced.
现在没变心,但是生活久了,终究会心里不平衡。Onceis not at heart balanced, varioustypessmallcontradictoryaccumulateslowly, until one day, bang, byvolcanic eruption of contradictionconstitution.
一旦心里不平衡,各种小矛盾慢慢积累,直到某一天,砰,由矛盾构成的火山爆发了。„Un, troubledyou.”
“嗯,麻烦你们了。”Nowhas the diligent997tape recordersto completethismissionforKe Meng, the Ke Mengnaturalmentalityputswidely.
现在有勤奋的997录音机替克蒙完成这项使命,克蒙自然心态放得更宽一点。Comes the safe/without matteridly, computer roomediting of Ke Menginbureau, after cutting, sendsonline, while convenientreviewquest of receivevideo, the reviewobjectis the gluttonoustape recorder.
闲来无事,克蒙在局里的电脑房剪辑,剪好后发到网上,顺便接收视频的测评任务,测评对象就是贪吃的录音机。
The reviewrequest of systemis quite simple, does not needspeciallyprofessional, so long asthere is a correctreviewcontentthen, whichsomefunctionsconcealsspecial itemto decidebyuploader.
系统的测评要求比较简单,不需要特别专业,只要有正确的测评内容即可,隐瞒特殊物品的哪一些功能由up主自己决定。Ke Mengthisround of videosecretfalls the document that the tape recorderrecordsto govern the person, thismattercannotcasualpublic, nowonly then the tape recorderandKe Mengcansave others, the treatmentefficiencywas too low.克蒙这轮视频隐秘掉录音机录下来的文件可以治人,这事不能随便公开,现在只有录音机和克蒙能救人,救治效率太低了。Moreoverbureau'speoplehave tried, the old styletape recorderhas the card, onceinsideaudio frequencydocumenttransfers, the effect of frogsoundwill be invalid.
而且局里的人试过了,老式录音机有储存卡,里面的音频文件一旦转出去,蛙声的效果就会无效。Thereforeold styletape recorderalonethis, is unable to duplicate.
所以老式录音机独此一份,无法复制。
The recordingpen can also the movement document, but the audio frequencydocumentalsoappears, once the shiftor the processing, the frogbodyeffectwill vanish.
录音笔也能转移文件,但是音频文件同样出现一旦转移或加工,蛙身效果就会消失。According tothissituation, the Ke Menginferenceisshiftsor the processingcanmake the audio frequencyoriginalno longergenuine, itno longeris the originalsound file, thereforewithoutthatstrength.
根据这种情况,克蒙推断是转移或者加工都会让音频原件不再原汁原味,它不再是原来的声音文件,故而没有那种力量。That noon.
当天中午。Investigation Bureauthenemitted the 2.0editioncircular.调查局便放出了2.0版本通告。„Significant progress!”
“重大进展!”„Investigation Bureaustudied the time of reducing the frogheadmantherapeutic schedule, no longerneedsto seal upto isolate for tenyears.”
“调查局研究出了缩短蛙头人治疗方案的时间,不再需要封闭隔离十年。”„So long as the sealisolates for eightyears, cantreatbeing out of hospital.”
“只要封闭隔离八年,就能治疗出院。”
The timewas shortened for twoyears, the Koi Continentpeople that do not know the circumstances of the matterloudlyshoutedawesome, the overseasnetizenactuallyfelt that Special Affairs Investigation Bureauis speaking the joke.
时间缩短了两年,不知情的锦鲤洲民众大呼牛逼,国外网友却感觉特殊事务调查局在讲笑话。Anytenyearswitheightyears, allare the requests, a charactercannot believe that the badold manmustbadlyvery!
什么十年与八年,全是托,一个字都信不得,糟老头子坏得很!
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