IBNGPB :: Volume #3

#278: Eats the meat the tape recorder


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The second group of sickness on the same day delivers to Octopus City Investigation Bureau, accompanying also two voice recording equipment. 第二批病患在当天送到章鱼市调查局,随行的还有两件录音设备。 These two special voice recording equipment one are the old style tape recorders, one is to record the pen, one big is small. 这两件特殊的录音设备一件是老式录音机,一件是录音笔,一大一小。 The bandage male patted the head of old style tape recorder, said with a smile to Ke Meng: This is Koi City 6-0984, will eat the meat the tape recorder, after recording the sound, needs to eat the meat, will not eat the meat it recording the sound will cover is not putting.” 绷带男拍了拍老式录音机的头,对克蒙笑道:“这是锦鲤市的6-0984,会吃肉的录音机,录声音后就需要吃肉,不吃肉它就会把录掉的声音捂着不放。” When bandage male racket tape recorder, old style tape recorder stay still. 绷带男拍录音机时,老式录音机静止不动。 Ke Meng hears word, lays out one bag of small dried fish from the scarf, extracted small dried fish to hand the front of tape recorder 克蒙闻言,从围巾里拍出一袋小鱼干,抽出一条小鱼干递到了录音机的面前 The old style tape recorder as if smelled the meat taste, the machine surface split a black mouth suddenly, bit small dried fish. 老式录音机似乎嗅到了肉味,机器表面突然裂开一张黑色嘴巴,将小鱼干咬住。 It even also wants to nip the hand of Ke Meng, but Ke Meng receives the hand to be quick, it has not nipped. 它甚至还想咬克蒙的手,但是克蒙收手很快,它没有咬到。 small dried fish enters within the body of tape recorder, the machine closes the mouth directly, chews, Ke Meng heard the sound that dried fish chewed ground. 小鱼干进入录音机的体内,机器直接闭上嘴巴,嚼了嚼,克蒙听见了鱼干被嚼器碾碎的声音。 The machine of no alimentary organs digests small dried fish, obviously is the different species, actually in this moment no being out of sorts feeling. 无消化器官的机器消化小鱼干,明明是不同的物种,却在这一刻毫无违和感。 Magic reality, cannot regard by the common sense.” Ke Meng at heart review. “魔幻现实,不能以常理看待。”克蒙在心里点评。 Then Ke Meng looked to the recording pen, the bandage male had no impression to it, finally Bureau Chief Zhang jumped to explain: „The serial number of this recording pen is 6-4135, can record as usual, but will record in the document to increase a dirty business of others family/home afterward randomly.” 接着克蒙看向了录音笔,绷带男对它没有什么印象,最终还是章局长蹦出来解释:“这个录音笔的编号是6-4135,可以照常录音,但事后录音文件里会随机增加一段别人家的糗事。” Ke Meng touched this recording pen, the penstock whole body passed yellow, the writing skill is sharp, the end has one to flash on and off the uncertain breath light circle setting. 克蒙摸了摸了这件录音笔,笔杆全身通黄,笔头尖尖的,尾部有一个明灭不定的呼吸灯光圈设定。 When the light halo is a red light, showed that it is recording. 当光圈是红灯时,就证明它在录音。 When white light is at the standby condition, the green light is broadcasting the sound that the recording pen records. 白光时处于待机的状态,绿光则是正在播放录音笔录制的声音。 Increases the dirty business?...... If others dirty business are the state secrets, if dense secret of terrorist organization?” Ke Meng is pinching the recording pen, the whole face is curious. “增加糗事?……如果人家的糗事是国家机密呢,如果是恐怖组织的密秘呢?”克蒙捏着录音笔,满脸好奇。 This.” Zhang Ju is at a loss for words immediately. “这。”章局顿时语塞。 This goods are not his here unearth, he is not quite clear, only knows the data intelligence on some files. 这件物品不是他这里出土的,他也不太清楚,只知道一些档案上的资料信息。 Both goods are Class 6 item, level are not high. 两件物品都是六级事物,等级并不高。 The level high sound recording often has the intense side effect on the goods, or has some harsh exploitation conditions, does not meet the requirement of frequent use. 等级高的录音向物品往往具备强烈的副作用,或者有某种苛刻的使用条件,不具备频繁使用的条件。 In file has to it records the test, a total of 10,001 times, majority is the yellow pigment dirty business, the broken matter on family, the matter in business, some pieces of work.” Zhang Ju roughly reads over and approves sketchily. “档案里有对它录音测试,总共一万零一次,大部分是黄颜料糗事,家庭上的破事,生意上的事,还有一些小打小闹。”章局只是大致粗略地审读。 Ke Meng according to the serial number that Zhang Ju gives, assigned out start/open Lu of recording pen on the official, the inside truly 10,001 sound recording tests, each recording record recorded. 克蒙根据章局给出的序号,在官方上调出了录音笔的启录,里面确实有一万零一次的录音测试,每一份录音笔录都记录下来了。 These recording records cannot use cell phone straight answering, can only pull and read in the Investigation Bureau computer, preventing some people to abuse. 这些录音记录不能用手机直接听,只能在调查局的电脑里调阅,防止有人滥用。 Ke Meng also has no free time one after another to listen, looked directly to statistical chart that the tester makes, they gave each dirty business to make the classification, did not have the state secret, or was the secret of terrorist organization. 克蒙也没空一个个地听,直接看向测试员做的统计图,他们给每一种糗事都做了分类,就是没有国家机密,或者是恐怖组织的秘密。 Before long, Ke Meng starts to shout the frog the sound to the second round of patient, all patients and staff member kept silent by the request. 不一会儿,克蒙开始对第二轮病人喊蛙声,所有病人和工作人员都被要求噤声。 staff member grasps the special voice recording equipment, before placing the Ke Meng mouth, for fear that the voice recording equipment cannot record. 工作人员手持特殊录音设备,放在克蒙嘴前,生怕录音设备录不进去。 Ke Meng opens the mouth, the intelligence of reassignment within the body forms the sound that cannot hear, the throat moves, the complexions of all patients have the change of flash. 克蒙张开嘴巴,调动体内的灵性形成听不见的声音,喉咙动了动,所有病人的脸色都出现一瞬间的变化。 After several seconds, staff member sees Ke Meng to close the mouth, immediately switches off the recording key, retreats to return to another quite sound-insulated room. 几秒后,工作人员看见克蒙闭上嘴巴,当即关掉录音键,撤退回到另一间相当隔音的房间。 Inside has several patients, is waiting to make the recording test. 里面有几名病人,正等着做录音测试。 The normal people cannot hear, only then the frog changes the gene owner to hear that sound, tester and other Ke Meng took place, puts down two recording goods, making Ke Meng operate. 正常人听不见,只有蛙变基因拥有者才能听到那种声音,测试员等克蒙就位,放下两件录音物品,让克蒙来操作。 Ke Meng wears that false face, the right hand hovers between the old style the recording pens of tape recorder and brand-new release. 克蒙还是戴着那副假面孔,右手在老式录音机和崭新出厂的录音笔之间游动。 Finally Ke Meng pressed down the old style tape recorder, it is quite steady, will not go wrong. 最终克蒙按下了老式录音机,它比较稳,不会出乱子。 The old style tape recorder opens the big mouth, wants to eat the hand of Ke Meng, Ke Meng patted its head, hands over small dried fish to it backhandedly. 老式录音机张开大嘴巴,想吃克蒙的手,克蒙拍了拍它的头,反手给它递上一条小鱼干 However the greedy tape recorder does not feel satisfied, but also wants to eat, is opening the big mouth, earnestly seeks more meat. 不过贪婪的录音机不觉得满足,还想吃更多,张着大大的嘴巴,渴求更多的肉。 „The meat, the meat, I wanted the meat......” old style tape recorder to exude the thirsty sound, probably several years have not eaten the meat, small dried fish could not satisfy its desire. “肉,肉,我要肉……”老式录音机发出了干渴声,好像几年没吃过肉了,小鱼干根本满足不了它的欲望。 staff member pushed a stroller immediately, on the stroller suspended ten pork. 工作人员立马推来一座小推车,小推车上摆了十件猪肉。 Meat!” The tape recorder as if smelled the meat taste, but it does not have the foot, will not move, can only cry loudly without tears, makes the hoarse sound. “肉!”录音机仿佛嗅到了肉味,不过它没有脚,不会动,只能一个劲地干嚎,发出沙哑的声音。 Several patients see the recording opportunity to speak, the complexion changed. 几位病人看见录音机会说话,脸色都变了变。 The patients look at the video that the Investigation Bureau popular science personnel have announced that in this world truly has some special item. 病人们看过调查局科普人员公布的视频,这世上确实存在一些特殊物品 However they lived for dozens years, has not seen these goods. 但是他们生活了几十年,都没有见过那些物品。 Now personally sees a tape recorder to start talking, is scared. 现在亲眼看见一台录音机开口说话,感到害怕。 That thing, why has shouted the meat meat meat. 那玩意,为什么一直喊肉肉肉。 That stroller, what carrying/sustaining is the flesh? 那个小推车,承载的是人肉吗? The Investigation Bureau person said that participates in a conservative treatment, why on the spot only then how many fellow patients, other fellow patients went to where? 调查局的人说是参与一场保守治疗,为什么现场只有几个病友,其他病友都去哪里了? The disadvantage of population makes the patients indulge in flights of fancy, the mortal facing the unusual thing, is not always the tranquil mentality, like Ke Meng inborn is the person of big heart, instead are not many. 人数的劣势让病人们胡思乱想,凡人面对超凡的事物,从来都不是平静心态,像克蒙那样天生就是大心脏的人,反而不多。 Several patients sit on the chair, the lip becomes white, is very anxious , is very thirsty. 几位病人坐在椅子上,嘴唇变白,很紧张,同时也很渴。 Gives you, eats a bit faster, do not call.” “给你,快点吃吧,别叫了。” Ke Meng sees the patient expression is not right, was disinclined to wrangle with the tape recorder, picked up the pork on stops up to the black big mouth of tape recorder. 克蒙看见病人表情不对劲,也懒得跟录音机扯皮了,捡起猪肉就塞到录音机的黑色大嘴巴。 The tape recorder chews the pork one after another, ate one after another, after it eats ten pork, still opened the mouth, made the sound of meat meat meat. 录音机一口一口地嘴嚼猪肉,吃了一块又一块,当它吃掉十块猪肉后,仍旧张大嘴巴,发出了肉肉肉的声音。 Ke Meng patted not the obedient tape recorder with the hand, the tape recorder did not fear quite the same as , to continue to make the sound of meat meat meat. 克蒙用手拍了拍不听话的录音机,录音机浑然不惧,继续发出了肉肉肉的声音。 staff member pushed a car(riage) to come, the tape recorder satisfied finally, exuded the belch sound. 工作人员又推了一车过来,录音机终于满足了,发出了饱嗝声。 The old style tape recorder closes the mouth, starts silently. 老式录音机闭上嘴巴,开始静默。 Ke Meng sits in the position, calmly listens attentively with the ear, attempts the frog sound that hears itself to exude from the radio. 克蒙坐在位置上,静静地用耳朵倾听,试图从收音机里听见自己发出的蛙声。 The sound that the frog sound and primitive sculpture that Ke Meng exudes make is not quite same, the frog sound in primitive sculpture bad, has the evil thought of distortion human values. 克蒙发出的蛙声和原始雕塑发出的声音不太一样,原始雕塑里的蛙声更加的恶劣,拥有扭曲人类价值观的邪念。 But the sound that Ke Meng makes has excluded all distracting thoughts, is only left over the purest common origin suppression effect. 克蒙发出的声音已经剔除了所有的杂念,只剩下最纯粹的同源压制效果。 The next flash, in the tape recorder spreads the shouting sound that the patients screamed. 下一瞬间,录音机里传出病人们尖叫的嘶吼声。 As the sounds of people of tape recorder shout, front several patients also shook the body, stares the big eye, probably heard what terrifying thing. 随着录音机的人声嘶吼,面前的几位病人也抖了抖身体,瞪大眼睛,好像听见了什么恐怖的东西。 Then, Ke Meng felt the light change from them. 接着,克蒙从他们身上感受到了淡淡的变化。 Succeeded, the old style tape recorder successfully took down that sound. 成功了,老式录音机成功录下了那道声音。 Ke Meng relaxes, right now burden/shoulder pole can the light point, not need the frog to call daily. 克蒙松一口气,这下子身上的担子能轻一点了,不必天天蛙叫。 Turns away the patient, attention complementing water.” Ke Meng said. “把病人转走吧,注意补水。”克蒙说道。 Yes!” “是!” Several staff member hold, the scene empties rapidly, only leaves behind two staff member and Ke Meng. 几位工作人员将人扶走,现场迅速清空,只留下两名工作人员克蒙 Ke Meng looks to another twinkle white light recording pen, will press down the switch of recording pen, the finger lives on the pen suddenly. 克蒙看向另一件闪烁白光的录音笔,正要按下录音笔的开关,手指突然在笔身上顿住。
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