Thischapter of Ke Menghas not made the testat home, butarrives atInvestigation Bureauundergroundto make the test.
这回克蒙没有在家里做测试,而是来到调查局地下做测试。„Director Lei, yourprevioustimedoes not want the fish, Ibroughttoyou.”Ke Mengpatted the scarf, in the handchanges a small-scalefishto lackimmediately, insideinstalledthreeLevel Fish.
“雷主任,你上次不是想要鱼吗,我给你带来了。”克蒙拍了拍围巾,手中立马变出一个小型鱼缺,里面装了三条等级鱼。Previoustimecompliedto keep the fishtoDirector Lei, thismatterKe Menghad not forgotten,nowhappen togivesDirector LeithreeLevel Fish.
上次答应了给雷主任留鱼,这事克蒙没有忘记,现在正好给雷主任三条等级鱼。
When Director Leireceived the goldfish bowl, on the facepresentsis short the confusedexpression, „what?”雷主任接过小鱼缸,脸上出现短暂时迷茫表情,“什么?”„Fish, Xuelihas eaten did the fish, forget?” The Ke Mengreminder said that
“鱼啊,雪莉吃过的鱼,忘了吗?”克蒙提醒道,„, Yousaythatfish.”Director Lei thought that other daysawXueliwas so strong, onceclosely examinedKe Mengalsoto havesimilarthing.
“哦哦哦,你是说那个鱼啊。”雷主任想起来了,上回见到雪莉那么强,曾经追问克蒙还有没有类似的东西。„Can thisthingonlymake the crystallifeformeat?”
“这玩意只能让水晶生物吃吗?”Director Leiis holding the fish bowl in bosom, likelooking at a treasure.雷主任抱着怀中的鱼缸,如同看一件宝贝。Hadthistreasure, canmake the crystallifeformstrengthexploderises, howwantsto be delicious.
有了这件宝贝,就能让水晶生物实力爆涨,怎么想都美滋滋。„Everypetcaneat, the persondo not think.”Ke Mengshakes the head, thisthingin view of the thing that the pet of non-playerpromotes, field monsteralsopossiblyprofits, butmainlyaims at the pet.
“凡是宠物都能吃,人就别想了。”克蒙摇头,这玩意是针对非玩家的宠物推出的东西,野怪也可能受益,但主要是针对宠物。„So long asis the petcaneat, thatwas better.”Director Leitelephones, lacks the fishgives the personnel of technical section, told: „The research, firsttriesto be ablewell the culture cell, clonesone.”
“只要是宠物都能吃,那更好了。”雷主任打个电话,将鱼缺交给技术科的人员,吩咐道:“好好研究,先试着能不能培养细胞,克隆一份。”
The technical sectionpersonnelreceived the fish bowlcarefully, asked: „Ithasanythingto affect, quiteletsourpointednessresearch.”
技术科人员小心地接过鱼缸,问道:“它有什么作用吗,好让我们针对性研究。”Director LeilookstoKe Meng, Ke Mengsaid: „Canstrengthen all -round strength, all-aroundenhancement.”雷主任看向克蒙,克蒙说道:“能够增强综合实力,全方位增强。”
The technical sectionpersonnelnod, carried off the fish.
技术科人员点了点头,把鱼带走了。„Right, thisfishnamed, how did yourcatexplain?”Director Leiwantsto listen tomanyinformation.
“对了,这鱼叫什么名,你那只猫怎么解释?”雷主任想听更多的信息。
The information that a name of fishcandiscloseare many, ifknows that itsreal name, is also helpfulto the research direction.
一条鱼的名字能够透露的信息非常多,如果知道它的真名,对研究方向也有帮助。Ke Mengthought for a moment, inInvestigation Bureauso manygoods, should have the concept of level.克蒙想了想,调查局里那么多物品,应该也有等级的概念。In order tostrive forsteady, Ke Mengfirstinquired: „Inbureauhas the concept of level, isLv. 1Lv. 1, is not the gradation of ourA, B, C, D, E, and F, is notartificialdeterminationone or two3~4Class 5 item.”
为求稳健,克蒙先询问道:“局里有没有等级的概念,就是一级一级的,不是我们abcdef的分级,也不是人为判定的一二三四五级事物。”Bureau'slevelmajorityhad custom-madeartificially, occupied the artificialsubjective factor, was not very objective.
局里的等级大部分都是人为定制,占据了人为主观因素,不够客观。„level......”
“等级啊……”Director Leirecalls: „levelshouldbeexists, somegoodsare the similarfunctions, butgoodscanpressitpressstubbornly.”雷主任回忆道:“等级应该是存在的,有些物品是同类功能,但是一件物品能压把它压得死死的。”Ke Meng, so that's how it is.克蒙哦一声,原来如此。
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……Arrives in the undergroundtests, the testerexhibits100sound boxes, in front ofeachsound boxinstalls the steel plate, the thickness of eachsteel plateis different, is the teststrikes the impulse of tomato.
来到地下测试间,测试员摆出一百件音箱,每件音箱面前都加装钢板,每件钢板的厚度不一样,为的就是测试一击番茄的冲击力。During the testsin the cameradeploys troops, the high speed camerastandby, will calculatestrikes the speed of tomatoflight.
测试间里摄像头摆阵,高速摄像机待命,将计算一击番茄飞行的速度。Ke Mengplaced the ground the redsmalltomato, Director Leilooked atone, thistomatolook are really clearandbright red, looked made one have the appetite.克蒙把红色的小番茄放在地上,雷主任瞄了一眼,这番茄看着真是圆润又鲜红,一看就让人产生食欲。„The firstround of teststarts.” The testerswrite down the testserial number, the funnydocument in clickbroadcastcomputer.
“第一轮测试开始。”测试员写下测试序号,点击播放电脑里的搞笑文件。
The firstsound boxbroadcastjoke, was tested in 20peopleto hear, after broadcasting, strikes the tomatofiercelyto change to a shadow, piercesfivecentimetersthicksteel plateinstantaneously, andcrushed the sound box.
第一台音箱播放笑话,被测试间里的二十人听见,播放完毕后,一击番茄猛地化作一道黑影,瞬间洞穿五厘米厚的钢板,并击碎了音箱。Then the secondsound boxbroadcastjoke, equipmenttencentimetersthicksteel plate.
接着第二个音箱播放笑话,装备了十厘米厚的钢板。Thischapter of tomatohave not penetrated the secondsound box, itreallyhascertainlimit, otherwise the bigfacecatdoes not add on„speeddepends oninfluence” the writingexplanation.
这回番茄没有击穿第二座音箱,它果然有一定的限制,不然大脸猫不给它加上一个“速度取决于影响力”的文字说明。
The testersincrease the personnel who listen to the jokein turn, 200hear the jokepersonally, tencentimeterssteel platesound boxwas penetratedinstantaneously.
测试员依次增加听笑话的人员,两百个人听见笑话,十厘米钢板音箱被瞬间击穿。
The expression of testerhadchanging countenanceslightly, 200peopleare strengthenedtothissituation.
测试员的表情稍微有了动容,才两百人就增强到这种地步。If the quantityincreases toover ten thousandpeople, thenitsstrengthlevel......
如果数量增加到上万人,那它的力量级岂不是……
The testcontinues, the steel plate that the testerthickens, andappliedto assistto testtoeachInvestigation Bureautestdirector, thenincreased the populationthrough the way of internetlive broadcast.
测试继续,测试员加厚的钢板,并向各个调查局的测试主任申请协助测试,然后通过网络直播的方式增加人数。
After the populationincreases to500people, 12centimeterssteel platewas penetratedinstantaneously.
人数增加到五百人后,12厘米钢板被瞬间击穿。Howeverstrikes the tomatoto havecharacteristics, ifplacesin the silence cabinet unable to hear the joke, itwill not attack the sound source.
但是一击番茄有个特点,如果放在隔音室里听不见笑话,它就不会攻击音源。In addition, when the tomatolisten to the jokeor the yellowpiece, musthavelistens to the person of jokeoryellowpiecesynchronously.
此外,番茄听笑话或者黄段子时,必须有同步听笑话或黄段子的人。„Strikes the enhancementdeterminationfactor of tomato when is in progress the influence, the past tenseinfluence that the classicaljokehascannotincreaseitsmight.” The testerswrite down the conclusion, analyzedto strike the tomatopowerfulmechanism.
“一击番茄的增强判定因素是正在进行时的影响力,经典笑话所造成的过去式的影响并不能增加它的威力。”测试员写下结语,分析出了一击番茄强大的机制。Whenwantsto makeis in progress the influenceexpandtoover ten thousandand1 millionmagnitudes, hascertaindifficulty.
如果想让正在进行时的影响力扩大到上万、百万量级,有一定的难度。Only if the current capacity1 millionlevels of anchorsis speaking the jokeor the piece, was struck the tomatoto hear, thenwithspeedcrushingsound boxultra-fast.
除非是流量百万级的主播在讲笑话或段子,然后被一击番茄听见,然后以超快的速度击碎音箱。Strikes the sound box that the tomatoonlycrushcan hear, the been able to hearsound boxis not strikingin the attackrange of tomato, thereforeitwill not crush the anchor and sound source of audiencefamily/home.
一击番茄只击碎听得见的音箱,听不见的音箱并不在一击番茄的攻击范围内,所以它不会去击碎主播、观众家的音源。Finalfinal, the testerconnects a biganchor, holdinghimto put in orderto speak a jokeor the pieceinmorning10:00.
最后的最后,测试员连线一名大主播,托他在早上十点整讲一段笑话或者段子。
The anchorcompliesjoyfully, thenspoke a jokein the fixed time.
主播欣然答应,然后在固定时间讲了一段笑话。
The testersarrive atfield, broadcasts the biganchorwith the notebookreallybroadcasts.
测试员来到野外,用笔记本电脑播放大主播的真播间。Redtomatostaticfloat, but alsowithoutflying, has the greateststrength, Ke Mengfeltby farthisstrikes will be very terrifying.
红色番茄静静悬浮起来,还没有飞,已经有了莫大的力量,克蒙远远地就感觉这一击会很恐怖。When the lordbroadcasts a lecture the joke, whiz, the notebookwas wrecked, the hugekinetic energynotebookinstantwrecking, anderupts the intensethermal energy, such as the smallstovesameexplodes.
待主播讲完笑话,嗖的一下,笔记本被击毁,巨大的动能将笔记本瞬时击毁,并爆发出强烈的热能,如小火炉一样爆炸。„Speed20kilometerspersecond, veryquickly!”
“速度20千米每秒,非常快!”
The picture that is photographedfrom the high speed cameraafter the data craftcalculates, the testersare startled.
由高速摄像机拍摄到的画面经过数据专家计算后,测试员们都惊了。Thisthing is very terrifying, a biganchorhassuchstrength, itsupper limitis very high.
这玩意真的很恐怖,一个大主播就有这样的力量,它的上限很高。If the globalpeopleare listening to the joke, andwas heardbyit, itsthisstrikes the kinetic energy that the mightcarriesto be inconceivable, mayhitsmall-scaleblack holebaseless.
如果全球人都在听笑话,并且被它听见,它这一击威力所携带的动能不堪设想,有可能凭空撞击出一个小型黑洞。„Strikes the energy source of tomatoto be unclear, the powerfulkinetic energycomesquickly, vanishesalsoquickly, can the energy of the vacuumborrowing, after arriving in the goal, kinetic energy, butalsoin the returningprocesssomekinetic energieslost, was kept the reality.”
“一击番茄的能源来源不明,强大的动能来得快,消失得也快,会不会是从真空中借来的能量,抵达目标后把动能还了回去,只是还回过程中有的动能损耗了,被留在现实。”Somepeoplecanpropose a boldguessaccording tovacuummidnight, butis not quite credible, special itemis strange, originally is very difficultto explain.
有人根据真空零点能提出一个大胆的猜测,但是不太靠谱,特殊物品过于古怪,本来就很难解读。
After measuringstrikes the tomato, Ke Mengkeepsin the hand.
测完一击番茄后,克蒙留在手中。
The userange of thisthingis too narrow, musthear the joke to use . Moreover the person who listens to must be manyenough, otherwiseis useless.
这玩意的使用范围太窄,要听到笑话才能用,而且听的人还得足够多,不然白搭。Ke Mengreceivesto feedinStorage Scarfit, laterstarted a newtest, the transformangel.克蒙把它收喂储物围巾里,随后开启了一新的测试,变身天使。Grows the white featherwoolwing, onKe Mengemits a whitehalosuddenly, is sending out the incandescent lampbrightness, making the testerslookignorant.
插上白羽毛翅膀,克蒙头上突然冒出一座白色光环,散发着白炽灯般的亮度,让测试员都看懵了。Human formfromwalkingelectric lamp bulb?
人形自走电灯泡?Ke Menginspired the wing, the bodysoaredin the open area, thenopened firewith the spear/gun, after the bullethad/left the chest cavity, wouldmakingtogether the path of rays.克蒙振了振翅膀,身体在空地上飞翔,然后用枪开枪射击,子弹出膛后,总会打出一道光路。
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