This chapter of Ke Meng has not made the test at home, but arrives at Investigation Bureau underground to make the test. 这回克蒙没有在家里做测试,而是来到调查局地下做测试。 „Director Lei, your previous time does not want the fish, I brought to you.” Ke Meng patted the scarf, in the hand changes a small-scale fish to lack immediately, inside installed three Level Fish. “雷主任,你上次不是想要鱼吗,我给你带来了。”克蒙拍了拍围巾,手中立马变出一个小型鱼缺,里面装了三条等级鱼。 Previous time complied to keep the fish to Director Lei, this matter Ke Meng had not forgotten, now happen to gives Director Lei three Level Fish. 上次答应了给雷主任留鱼,这事克蒙没有忘记,现在正好给雷主任三条等级鱼。 When Director Lei received the goldfish bowl, on the face presents is short the confused expression, „what?” 雷主任接过小鱼缸,脸上出现短暂时迷茫表情,“什么？” „Fish, Xueli has eaten did the fish, forget?” The Ke Meng reminder said that “鱼啊,雪莉吃过的鱼,忘了吗？”克蒙提醒道, „, You say that fish.” Director Lei thought that other day saw Xueli was so strong, once closely examined Ke Meng also to have similar thing. “哦哦哦,你是说那个鱼啊。”雷主任想起来了,上回见到雪莉那么强,曾经追问克蒙还有没有类似的东西。 „Can this thing only make the crystal lifeform eat?” “这玩意只能让水晶生物吃吗？” Director Lei is holding the fish bowl in bosom, like looking at a treasure. 雷主任抱着怀中的鱼缸,如同看一件宝贝。 Had this treasure, can make the crystal lifeform strength explode rises, how wants to be delicious. 有了这件宝贝,就能让水晶生物实力爆涨,怎么想都美滋滋。 „Every pet can eat, the person do not think.” Ke Meng shakes the head, this thing in view of the thing that the pet of non- player promotes, field monster also possibly profits, but mainly aims at the pet. “凡是宠物都能吃,人就别想了。”克蒙摇头,这玩意是针对非玩家的宠物推出的东西,野怪也可能受益,但主要是针对宠物。 „So long as is the pet can eat, that was better.” Director Lei telephones, lacks the fish gives the personnel of technical section, told: „The research, first tries to be able well the culture cell, clones one.” “只要是宠物都能吃,那更好了。”雷主任打个电话,将鱼缺交给技术科的人员,吩咐道:“好好研究,先试着能不能培养细胞,克隆一份。” The technical section personnel received the fish bowl carefully, asked: „It has anything to affect, quite lets our pointedness research.” 技术科人员小心地接过鱼缸,问道:“它有什么作用吗,好让我们针对性研究。” Director Lei looks to Ke Meng, Ke Meng said: „Can strengthen all -round strength, all-around enhancement.” 雷主任看向克蒙,克蒙说道:“能够增强综合实力,全方位增强。” The technical section personnel nod, carried off the fish. 技术科人员点了点头,把鱼带走了。 „Right, this fish named, how did your cat explain?” Director Lei wants to listen to many information. “对了,这鱼叫什么名,你那只猫怎么解释？”雷主任想听更多的信息。 The information that a name of fish can disclose are many, if knows that its real name, is also helpful to the research direction. 一条鱼的名字能够透露的信息非常多,如果知道它的真名,对研究方向也有帮助。 Ke Meng thought for a moment, in Investigation Bureau so many goods, should have the concept of level. 克蒙想了想,调查局里那么多物品,应该也有等级的概念。 In order to strive for steady, Ke Meng first inquired: „In bureau has the concept of level, is Lv. 1 Lv. 1, is not the gradation of our A, B, C, D, E, and F, is not artificial determination one or two 3~4 Class 5 item.” 为求稳健,克蒙先询问道:“局里有没有等级的概念,就是一级一级的,不是我们abcdef的分级,也不是人为判定的一二三四五级事物。” Bureau's level majority had custom-made artificially, occupied the artificial subjective factor, was not very objective. 局里的等级大部分都是人为定制,占据了人为主观因素,不够客观。 „level......” “等级啊……” Director Lei recalls: „level should be exists, some goods are the similar functions, but goods can press it press stubbornly.” 雷主任回忆道:“等级应该是存在的,有些物品是同类功能,但是一件物品能压把它压得死死的。” Ke Meng, so that's how it is. 克蒙哦一声,原来如此。 ...... …… Arrives in the underground tests, the tester exhibits 100 sound boxes, in front of each sound box installs the steel plate, the thickness of each steel plate is different, is the test strikes the impulse of tomato. 来到地下测试间,测试员摆出一百件音箱,每件音箱面前都加装钢板,每件钢板的厚度不一样,为的就是测试一击番茄的冲击力。 During the tests in the camera deploys troops, the high speed camera standby, will calculate strikes the speed of tomato flight. 测试间里摄像头摆阵,高速摄像机待命,将计算一击番茄飞行的速度。 Ke Meng placed the ground the red small tomato, Director Lei looked at one, this tomato look are really clear and bright red, looked made one have the appetite. 克蒙把红色的小番茄放在地上,雷主任瞄了一眼,这番茄看着真是圆润又鲜红,一看就让人产生食欲。 „The first round of test starts.” The testers write down the test serial number, the funny document in click broadcast computer. “第一轮测试开始。”测试员写下测试序号,点击播放电脑里的搞笑文件。 The first sound box broadcast joke, was tested in 20 people to hear, after broadcasting, strikes the tomato fiercely to change to a shadow, pierces five centimeters thick steel plate instantaneously, and crushed the sound box. 第一台音箱播放笑话,被测试间里的二十人听见,播放完毕后,一击番茄猛地化作一道黑影,瞬间洞穿五厘米厚的钢板,并击碎了音箱。 Then the second sound box broadcast joke, equipment ten centimeters thick steel plate. 接着第二个音箱播放笑话,装备了十厘米厚的钢板。 This chapter of tomato have not penetrated the second sound box, it really has certain limit, otherwise the big face cat does not add on „speed depends on influence” the writing explanation. 这回番茄没有击穿第二座音箱,它果然有一定的限制,不然大脸猫不给它加上一个“速度取决于影响力”的文字说明。 The testers increase the personnel who listen to the joke in turn, 200 hear the joke personally, ten centimeters steel plate sound box was penetrated instantaneously. 测试员依次增加听笑话的人员,两百个人听见笑话,十厘米钢板音箱被瞬间击穿。 The expression of tester had changing countenance slightly, 200 people are strengthened to this situation. 测试员的表情稍微有了动容,才两百人就增强到这种地步。 If the quantity increases to over ten thousand people, then its strength level...... 如果数量增加到上万人,那它的力量级岂不是…… The test continues, the steel plate that the tester thickens, and applied to assist to test to each Investigation Bureau test director, then increased the population through the way of internet live broadcast. 测试继续,测试员加厚的钢板,并向各个调查局的测试主任申请协助测试,然后通过网络直播的方式增加人数。 After the population increases to 500 people, 12 centimeters steel plate was penetrated instantaneously. 人数增加到五百人后,12厘米钢板被瞬间击穿。 However strikes the tomato to have characteristics, if places in the silence cabinet unable to hear the joke, it will not attack the sound source. 但是一击番茄有个特点,如果放在隔音室里听不见笑话,它就不会攻击音源。 In addition, when the tomato listen to the joke or the yellow piece, must have listens to the person of joke or yellow piece synchronously. 此外,番茄听笑话或者黄段子时,必须有同步听笑话或黄段子的人。 „Strikes the enhancement determination factor of tomato when is in progress the influence, the past tense influence that the classical joke has cannot increase its might.” The testers write down the conclusion, analyzed to strike the tomato powerful mechanism. “一击番茄的增强判定因素是正在进行时的影响力,经典笑话所造成的过去式的影响并不能增加它的威力。”测试员写下结语,分析出了一击番茄强大的机制。 When wants to make is in progress the influence expand to over ten thousand and 1 million magnitudes, has certain difficulty. 如果想让正在进行时的影响力扩大到上万、百万量级,有一定的难度。 Only if the current capacity 1 million levels of anchors is speaking the joke or the piece, was struck the tomato to hear, then with speed crushing sound box ultra-fast. 除非是流量百万级的主播在讲笑话或段子,然后被一击番茄听见,然后以超快的速度击碎音箱。 Strikes the sound box that the tomato only crush can hear, the been able to hear sound box is not striking in the attack range of tomato, therefore it will not crush the anchor and sound source of audience family/home. 一击番茄只击碎听得见的音箱,听不见的音箱并不在一击番茄的攻击范围内,所以它不会去击碎主播、观众家的音源。 Final final, the tester connects a big anchor, holding him to put in order to speak a joke or the piece in morning 10:00. 最后的最后,测试员连线一名大主播,托他在早上十点整讲一段笑话或者段子。 The anchor complies joyfully, then spoke a joke in the fixed time. 主播欣然答应,然后在固定时间讲了一段笑话。 The testers arrive at field, broadcasts the big anchor with the notebook really broadcasts. 测试员来到野外,用笔记本电脑播放大主播的真播间。 Red tomato static float, but also without flying, has the greatest strength, Ke Meng felt by far this strikes will be very terrifying. 红色番茄静静悬浮起来,还没有飞,已经有了莫大的力量,克蒙远远地就感觉这一击会很恐怖。 When the lord broadcasts a lecture the joke, whiz, the notebook was wrecked, the huge kinetic energy notebook instant wrecking, and erupts the intense thermal energy, such as the small stove same explodes. 待主播讲完笑话,嗖的一下,笔记本被击毁,巨大的动能将笔记本瞬时击毁,并爆发出强烈的热能,如小火炉一样爆炸。 „Speed 20 kilometers per second, very quickly!” “速度20千米每秒,非常快！” The picture that is photographed from the high speed camera after the data craft calculates, the testers are startled. 由高速摄像机拍摄到的画面经过数据专家计算后,测试员们都惊了。 This thing is very terrifying, a big anchor has such strength, its upper limit is very high. 这玩意真的很恐怖,一个大主播就有这样的力量,它的上限很高。 If the global people are listening to the joke, and was heard by it, its this strikes the kinetic energy that the might carries to be inconceivable, may hit small-scale black hole baseless. 如果全球人都在听笑话,并且被它听见,它这一击威力所携带的动能不堪设想,有可能凭空撞击出一个小型黑洞。 „Strikes the energy source of tomato to be unclear, the powerful kinetic energy comes quickly, vanishes also quickly, can the energy of the vacuum borrowing, after arriving in the goal, kinetic energy, but also in the returning process some kinetic energies lost, was kept the reality.” “一击番茄的能源来源不明,强大的动能来得快,消失得也快,会不会是从真空中借来的能量,抵达目标后把动能还了回去,只是还回过程中有的动能损耗了,被留在现实。” Some people can propose a bold guess according to vacuum midnight, but is not quite credible, special item is strange, originally is very difficult to explain. 有人根据真空零点能提出一个大胆的猜测,但是不太靠谱,特殊物品过于古怪,本来就很难解读。 After measuring strikes the tomato, Ke Meng keeps in the hand. 测完一击番茄后,克蒙留在手中。 The use range of this thing is too narrow, must hear the joke to use . Moreover the person who listens to must be many enough, otherwise is useless. 这玩意的使用范围太窄,要听到笑话才能用,而且听的人还得足够多,不然白搭。 Ke Meng receives to feed in Storage Scarf it, later started a new test, the transform angel. 克蒙把它收喂储物围巾里,随后开启了一新的测试,变身天使。 Grows the white feather wool wing, on Ke Meng emits a white halo suddenly, is sending out the incandescent lamp brightness, making the testers look ignorant. 插上白羽毛翅膀,克蒙头上突然冒出一座白色光环,散发着白炽灯般的亮度,让测试员都看懵了。 Human form from walking electric lamp bulb? 人形自走电灯泡？ Ke Meng inspired the wing, the body soared in the open area, then opened fire with the spear/gun, after the bullet had/left the chest cavity, would making together the path of rays. 克蒙振了振翅膀,身体在空地上飞翔,然后用枪开枪射击,子弹出膛后,总会打出一道光路。