A night of safe/without matter, no oneholds the offering sacrificesceremonytoday, in the Ke Mengfamily/homedoes not have the newsacrificial offering.
一夜无事,今天没有人举办献祭仪式,克蒙家里没有新增祭品。
After getting out of bed, Ke Mengseesa bunch of super long hair, was bigger than the day before yesterday.
起床后,克蒙看见一团超大毛团,比前天还大一圈。„long hair?”Ke Mengcalled out.
“大毛?”克蒙叫道。„woof!”
“汪!”long haired dogcomplied withone.大毛狗应了一声。Now can also callitlong haired dog, Ke Mengthinks that long haired ballinsteadis the most suitableitsname.
现在还能叫它大毛狗吗,克蒙认为大毛球反而是最适合它的称呼。long haired ballperfectly round, lushdog hairisdozenscentimetersat this momentall over the bodyat least, the eyewas gotten buried into the hair, the mouthalsoblocked frombydog hair.大毛球此刻通体浑圆,茂盛的狗毛起码有几十厘米长,眼睛被埋进毛发内部,嘴巴也被狗毛遮住。Thatfourlegswere needless saying that originallyshort, after the hairlengthened, even the legblocked from, the hairpressedon the floordirectly.
那四条腿不用说了,本来就短,毛发变长后连腿都遮住,毛发直接压到地板上。Tailanythingdo not want, itwas also obstructedby the hairininside.
尾巴什么的也别想有了,它也被毛发遮在里面。Ke Mengsuspectedhighlythisis not the dogclassanimal, butisa mutant species, the factalsoshowed that ittrulyis not the normaldog, is the differentgamelifeform of guaranteeing exchange if not genuine.克蒙高度怀疑这不是犬类动物,而是一个变异物种,事实也证明它确实不是正常犬,是如假包换的异界游戏生物。„Or, new does review videomeasurelong hair?”Ke Menggot out of bedto pat the head of long haired ball, pattedtoonegroup of softhair, was very mild-mannered.
“要不,新的测评视频测大毛?”克蒙下床拍了拍大毛球的头,拍到一团柔软的毛发,很柔顺。„woof?”hair ballmade a doubtful sound.
“汪?”毛球发出了疑惑的声音。Ke Mengfirstfeeds the bigfacecat, admitsitsmouthsmall dried fishwith the chopsticks, small dried fishvanishesdoes not see.克蒙先去喂大脸猫,用筷子把小鱼干放进它嘴里,小鱼干消失不见。long haired ballexuded the hungrysobbingsound, rollsinKe Mengbehind.大毛球发出了饿的呜咽声,在克蒙身后滚来滚去。„Yoursuch does how hairy, howeat?”Ke Mengreveals the color of suspicion, throws into the groundsmall dried fish.
“你这么多毛,怎么吃?”克蒙露出怀疑之色,把一条小鱼干抛到地上。hair balltumblesinKe Mengat present, small dried fishpressed in the hair, after the dogrolls, small dried fishvanishesdoes not see.毛球在克蒙眼前翻滚,小鱼干被压进毛发里,狗滚过去后,小鱼干消失不见。Ke Mengstares the bigeye, feelsinconceivable.克蒙瞪大眼睛,感到不可思议。On a how hairylifeformwhen the mouthis the wooleats a sevencentimeterslengthsmall dried fish?
论一个多毛生物如何在嘴巴都是毛的时候吃掉一条七厘米长度的小鱼干?Was reasonable, almostcannot achieve.
讲道理,几乎做不到。Pile of woolsare depressedbefore the mouth, so long aswill eat the thingto eatdog hair.
一堆毛发堵在嘴巴前,只要吃东西就会吃到狗毛。Ke Mengwas shocked.克蒙惊呆了。„Yourthisfellow, howeats, demonstratestomeagain.”Ke Mengis saying, throwssmall dried fish.
“你这个家伙,怎么吃的,再给我演示一遍。”克蒙说着,又抛一枚小鱼干。long haired ballrolled, grindslike the wheel, butsmall dried fishhad not been compressed, butvanishesdoes not see.大毛球滚了过去,像车轮子碾过去一样,但小鱼干没有被压扁,而是消失不见。Ke Mengdoes not believe in evil doctrines, thistimeclampssmall dried fishwith the chopsticks, hangsin the hand, does not put the floor.克蒙不信邪了,这次拿筷子夹一条小鱼干,悬在手上,不放地板。long haired ballrolled, livessideKe Meng.大毛球滚了过来,在克蒙身边顿住。Becausefrontperson is owner, itnaturallycannotgrindonhisfaceto eatsmall dried fishdirectly, thereforeKe Mengsawlong haired ballto eat the small dried fishtruth.
由于面前的人是是主人,它自然不能直接碾他脸上吃小鱼干,于是克蒙看见了大毛球吃小鱼干的真相。Saw onlythatgoldenhairlikeliving, severalgoldenhairtwinedsmall dried fish, towedto entrainin the hair, sent in the mouths of numeroussurrounding.
只见那金黄色的毛发如同活了过来,几根金色毛发缠绕小鱼干,拖拽进毛发内,送入重重包围的嘴巴中。Ke Mengbecame aware, so that's how it is, the hair of long haired ballcancontrolfreely.克蒙悟了,原来如此,大毛球的毛发是可以自由控制的。Itaselite monster, has a skill of dog hairneedle, butwithwill be bare.
它身为精英怪,拥有一项狗毛化针的技能,只不过用多了会秃。In addition, itsGigantificationskillalsounlocking, Ke Mengdecided that testsitsskill.
此外,它的巨型化技能也解锁了,克蒙决定去测试一下它的技能。„Todaymeasuresyourskill, obedienthassmall dried fish.”Ke Mengpattedlong haired ball.
“今天测你的技能,听话就有小鱼干。”克蒙拍了拍大毛球。Aboutlong haired ballrolls, veryhappyappearance.大毛球左右滚动,非常开心的样子。Looks atthisperfectly roundhair ball, Ke Mengtakes a rulerto measureitsheightall over the body.
看着这通体浑圆的毛球,克蒙拿了一个尺子过来量它的身高。Height1.2m, does not know that in the futurewill also grow.
身高一米二,不知道未来还会长高吗。
After decidingto measure the skill, Ke Mengstartsto ponder over the testlocation.
决定测技能后,克蒙开始琢磨测试场地。
The hair ballskillhasGigantification, Vampiric Bite, Pear Blossom Needle Rain.毛球的技能有巨型化,噬咬回血,梨花暴雨针。GigantificationandPear Blossom Needle Rainneed the biglocationto test, Ke Mengthinks of the outskirtsmountainous region, no one, the locationis also big, is the besttestplace.巨型化和梨花暴雨针都需要大场地测试,克蒙想到郊外山地,没人,场地又大,是最佳测试场所。Ke Mengfirstcalled a breakfast, Chen Momodelivered the breakfast, inquiredcuriously: „Big Brother A’Meng, how hadn't yournewvideoissued?”克蒙先叫一份早餐,陈墨墨把早餐送了上来,好奇地询问:“阿蒙哥,你新视频怎么还不发布?”Previoustimetoldheris the newvideois recording, Chen Momohas been anticipating the front sideto emit, shesawnot to have the newvideoyesterday, is delivering the breakfastto askspecially.
上次告诉她是新视频正在录,陈墨墨一直在期待正片放出,她看见昨天没有新视频,特意在送早餐问了一下。„Thatvideomanufacturedifficultywas too high, withoutis so quick.”
“那部视频制作难度太高了,没那么快。”Ke Mengcontinuesto pull the psychologyboasting, „thisinvolving the thing of psychologysuggestiontechnique, mustponder overmanytimesto be ablelikelyto makesimilarmisleadingeffect.”克蒙继续拉扯心理学牛皮,“像这种涉及到心理学暗示手法的东西,要琢磨很多次才能做出类似的误导效果。”Nod that Chen Momoappears to understand but not really understand, looks atbehindKe Meng, „yourpuppy, Iwantsto patit.”陈墨墨似懂非懂的点头,又看一眼克蒙背后,“你那只小狗呢,我想摸摸它。”„It, Isaw somebody off, is too at home restless.”
“它啊,我送人了,在家里太闹腾。”puppy not convenientlookedto her ithas grown up the 1.2mappearance, likelygiantplushsphererag doll.狗子不方便给她看,它已经长大成一米二的样子,像个巨型的毛绒圆球布偶。Thinks of the stuffed animal, Ke Mengthought for a moment, probablyis notcannotlook,regardedplushrag dollwas enough that itboughtnewly, the premisewaspuppycannotmove, movedreveals the secret.
想到毛绒玩具,克蒙想了想,好像也不是不能看,把它当成新买的毛绒布偶就行了,前提是狗子不能动,一动就露馅了。Chen Momocannotobtain the reply of wish, curls the lipclose to, goes down the buildingdepressed.陈墨墨没能得到想要的回答,撇了撇嘴巴,闷闷不乐地走下楼。Ke Mengreturns to the bedroom, has the breakfast, whilewarnedlong haired ball: „Latercalledyouhair ball, the time of meeting the bystander, only ifwere in danger, otherwisedo not movebefore the bystander, right, youfeltname that Igavehow?”克蒙回到卧室,一边吃早餐,一边告诫大毛球:“以后就叫你毛球了,遇见外人的时候,除非有生命危险,否则千万不要在外人面前活动,对了,你觉得我起的名字怎么样?”long haired ballmade the sound of sobbing, probablyis unsatisfied.大毛球发出了呜咽的声音,好像是不满意。„Coarse, Ifeelfortunately.”
“难听吗,我觉得还好吧。”Ke Menglooks atplush thing of golden yellowhair, triesto seek for a bettername.克蒙看一眼金黄毛发的毛绒物,试图寻找更好的名称。Gold Sparkle?金闪闪?oh, although side isitshair and golden colorbuilds, butcalledGold Sparkleto be very easyto remindthatanimationcharacter, cannottradeone.唔,虽然是它的毛发和金色搭边,但是叫金闪闪很容易让人联想到那个动漫角色,不不,得换一个。Ke Mengdoes not know that giveswhatnameto be good, might as wellsend a trend, looked how the netizenssee.克蒙也不知道取什么名字好,不如发个动态,看网友们怎么看。Withcamerapuppymostnewlyaccording tomaking the picture, thenissued that inBilibili accounttrend, the picturesaidwith the writing:
用摄像机把狗子的最新照拍成照片,然后发布到b站账号的动态里,图片配文字道:„Receivesonefrom the gift that Crocodile Continent friendsends, superbigplushdoll, Iwantto give a nametoit, does not know that whatopinioneveryonedoes have?”
“收到一个来自鳄洲朋友送来的礼物,一个超级大的毛绒玩偶,我想给它取个名字,不知道大家有什么意见?”
The trendjustissued, but alsodoes not havestupid netizento appear, Ke Mengtemporarilycell phonebreathscreen.
动态刚发布,还没有沙雕网友出现,克蒙暂时把手机息屏。„Walks, reviewgoes.”Ke Mengpatted the long haired ballround head.
“走,测评去。”克蒙拍了拍大毛球的圆头。Startsextremelysoft, withoutwarmth that the animalbody temperaturebrings, puppyisqualifiedelite monster, the performance in variousaspects and normalcanineanimalis different.
入手极为柔软,没有动物体温带来的温暖感,狗子已经是一个合格的精英怪,各方面的表现都和正常犬科动物不一样。
The long haired ballplump, rolleddirectly.大毛球圆滚滚的,直接滚了过去。Arriveddoorplace, itsbodyslightlymicrocalorie.
到房门处,它的身体稍微卡了一下。
The master bedroom doorwidthapproximately90centimeters, diameter1.2mithas surpassed the widthlimit of door.主卧门宽度约九十厘米,直径一米二的它已经超出房门的宽度限制。Is goodbecause ofpuppywoolis not a steel needle, makes a vigorpushslightly, pū a sound, itsuccessfullysqueezes out the bedroom.
好在狗子身上的毛并不是钢针,稍微使点劲挤一挤,噗的一声响,它成功挤出卧室。„Woof woof.”puppyexudes the cheerfulcry.
“汪汪。”狗子发出欢快的叫声。long haired ballfollows a rollerbehindKe Mengto move, way that the completerejectiontraditionaldogclassfour limbswalk, likelygrowing hairbowling.大毛球跟在克蒙背后一路滚动,完全舍弃传统犬类四肢走路的方式,像个长毛的保龄球似的。Walked to the front door entrance, hair ballwas similar toa moment agosuchby the cardon the doorframe.走到玄关的正门,毛球如同刚才那样被卡在门框上。
The doorwidth ratioinner roomgate of front doormain entranceis wider, itmoves the bodyslightly, pū the sound, squeezes out the doorframerapidly, effortlessly.玄关正门的房门宽度比内室门更宽,它稍微动了动身子,噗的声响,迅速挤出门框,毫不费力。Ke Mengbringshair ballto go downstairs, holdslong haired balltofirst floordirectly, regardsplushdollsuchit, so as to avoidothersseehair ballto meet the trundle.克蒙带着毛球下楼,到一楼直接抱起大毛球,把它当成毛绒玩偶那样,免得别人看见毛球会自我滚动。Thisstaircaseto lead toside gate, non-direct connectivityconvenience store, thereforeconvenience storethat sidepersoncannot seeKe Mengto holdlong haired ballto go downstairstogether.
这条楼梯通向侧门,不直接连通便利店,故而便利店那边的人看不见克蒙抱一块大毛球下楼。
The roadsideis stopping an automobile, opens the vehicle door, Ke Menglooks atthisnarrowvehicle door, looked atlong haired ball in hand.
路边停着的一辆汽车,打开车门,克蒙看着这狭窄的车门,又看了一眼手中的大毛球。„Iwanted the hardstopper.”Ke Mengsaid.
“我要硬塞了啊。”克蒙说道。Then, helong haired balladvancementvehicle door.
说罢,他把大毛球推进车门。hair ballcreeping motionone or two, whizonesneaks in the vehicle door, butisKe Mengforces in the back rowseatinbystanderopinionhardly.毛球蠕动一二,嗖的一下自行钻进车门,但在外人看来就是克蒙硬塞进后排座位。Afterward, Ke Menggoes upstairsdroneandcameraequipmentand otherthingmoved to the vehicle.
随后,克蒙上楼把无人机、摄像机器材等物搬到车子上。
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