Koi City investigation bureau. 锦鲤市调查总局。 After the sub-bureau personnel receive the request of Ke Meng, immediately its application passes to the bureau, was judged by the most senior Class S personnel. 分局人员收到克蒙的请求后,立即将它的申请上传到总局,由最高级的s级人员们判断。 Going abroad is not the important matter, the normal diplomatic visit, or going abroad travels anything, has formed normalizing. 出国本来不是什么大事,正常的外交访问,或者出国旅游什么的,已经形成常态化。 However going abroad makes an arrest, must consider the overseas local laws and regulations. 但是出国抓人,就得考虑一下国外当地的法律法规。 „The Frog Society eldest child's picture is this, is the Crocodile Continent law professor, has craftsmanship that makes the sculpture, hundred years old, one big age, ability unknown, but side one flock of frog, the frog can sing the noise of mind pollution......” “蛙社老大的照片就是这样,是位鳄洲的法学教授,有做雕塑的手艺,百岁,有一大把年纪了,能力未知,但是身旁有一群青蛙,青蛙可以唱出精神污染的噪音……” The whole body bandage man hand grasps the long whip, referred to blank slate big portrait in posting, this is screenshot from internet. 全身绷带男子手握长鞭,指了指白板上的张贴的大头像,这是一件来自网络上的截图。 „Was big chieftain found like this?” Regards one in the Class S personnel of sitting mutually, sees inconceivable in opposite party eyes. “大头目就这样被找到了？”在坐的s级人员们互视一眼,均看见对方眼里的不可思议。 „Fact proof is this, source of information in strongest spiritual awareness personnel Ke Meng, is our Investigation Bureau national treasure level character, my intelligence told me in any case, Ke Meng was credible.” The bandage men's taught to whip hit the blank slate. “事实证明就是这样,信息来源于最强的灵知人员克蒙,也是我们调查局的国宝级人物,反正我的灵性告诉我,克蒙可信。”绷带男用教鞭打了打白板。 National treasure level character, this is the Class S personnel in secret to the name of Ke Meng. 国宝级人物,这是s级人员们私下里对克蒙的称呼。 If Ke Meng is not the national treasure level character, which who can compare favorably with the value that he creates. 如果克蒙不是国宝级人物,哪谁能比得上他创造出来的价值。 Ke Meng also dozens years and over a hundred years of life span, has the strange thing every day, 100 years later, Ke Meng can produce 36525 goods theoretically, this considered the situation of leap year. 克蒙还有几十年、上百年的寿命,每天都有奇奇怪怪的东西,一百年下来,克蒙理论上能产生36525件物品,这是考虑到了闰年的情况。 Investigator is not a fool, but fine, not him, when the national treasure is supplying, can compel to be correct the talent outward? 调查员不是傻子,可精呢,不把他当国宝供着,难道要把人才往外逼才是正确吗？ Continues to return the subject, writes Professor Lu Fa various personal history. 继续转回正题,将陆法教授的各项履历都写出来。 From the kindergarten to the university, as well as works as the teaching after professor, near several days have gone to anything's place. 从幼儿园到大学,以及当教授后的教学生涯,近几天去过什么的地方等。 Everything can in the trace that on internet can find, cannot baffle the Koi Continent internet monster. 凡是能在网络上能找到的痕迹,都难不倒锦鲤洲的网络怪兽。 Lu Fa point point dī dī digs, person land relationship network that he involves complex to being found in each continent. 陆法的点点滴滴都挖出来,他涉及到的人陆关系网复杂到遍布每一个大洲。 And behind the Koi Continent 21 charities and five small-scale sect organizations have the Professor Lu Fa active form. 其中锦鲤洲的二十一个慈善组织、五个小型教派组织背后有陆法教授活跃的身影。 „Constrains Ke Meng, the overseas matter is not anxious temporarily, first cleans up the domestic organization cleanly, then destroys Frog Society Professor Lu Fa humane.” Sits quietly the rear big shot to say. “拖住克蒙,国外的事暂时不急,先把国内的组织清理干净,然后再人道毁灭蛙社的陆法教授。”稳坐后方的大佬说道。 Right, Investigation Bureau had decided that implements humanity destruction law to Professor Lu Fa, will not move to the court to judge illegally and so on. 没错,调查局已经决定对陆法教授实行人道毁灭法,不会把人搬到法庭上宣判违法云云。 Like this extreme unusual criminal, really does not need that grumble, to kill, keeps one day on many one point of hidden danger. 像这种极端的超凡犯罪者,实在没必要那么磨叽,该杀杀,多留一天就多一分隐患。 Its believer were too many, if presented situation that some Frog Society fanatic believer broke into a jail to make fun. 它的信徒太多了,万一出现蛙社某狂热信徒劫狱的情况那就闹笑话了。 throughout the world special item are too many, no one can guarantee that own prison can certainly surround the criminal. 全天下的特殊物品太多,没有人敢保证自己的监狱一定能困住犯人。 Investigation Bureau decided that drags, then bases on insufficiently understood that Frog Society eldest child's reason, everyone does not know that the Ke Meng falling asleep peeping method is stable, wants first to stand firm the back garden to set aside the hand to punish the country foreign enemy head again. 调查局决定拖一拖,则是基于不够了解蛙社老大的理由,大家不知道克蒙的入梦偷窥法非常稳定,想先稳住自家后花园再腾出手制裁国外敌首。 When Ke Meng receives this message, knocked the desktop with the finger, sat in meditation for several minutes, finally sighed: „Ok, that first solves the domestic trouble.” 当克蒙收到这一则消息,用手指敲了敲桌面,静坐了几分钟,最终叹道:“行吧,那就先解决国内的麻烦。” The people live in a big collective, sometimes works considers more comprehensive, above has their worry, the Ke Meng Sense Connection ability is even stable, the melon that urged was not sweet, really does not need to ossify. 人活在一个大集体,有时候做事情得考虑得更全面一些,上头有他们的担忧,克蒙就算通感能力再稳定,强劝的瓜不甜,实在没必要僵化。 At this time, Ke Meng dark cuisine video officially through verification, log in video site. 这时,克蒙的黑暗料理视频正式通过审核,登陆视频网站。 Ke Meng retransmits the message in the group, a lot of fans see the title, has doubts at heart. 克蒙在群里转发消息,大量粉丝看见标题,心里疑惑起来。 „「 unboxing review 」 Dark Cuisine Pot.” “[开箱测评]黑暗料理锅。” This time title was quite ordinary, returns to the normal title to approach, without blank space. 这次的标题比较普通,回归了正常的标题向,没有空格。 「 uploader title that taste, the youth of master had not ended. 」 「up主的标题没那味,爷的青春结束了。」 「 looked at the title, guesses blindly the pot of uploader turned into the pot mother. 」 「看了标题,盲猜up主家的锅变成锅娘了。」 「 also puts in this changes, everyone properly. 」 「还搁在这变呢,大家正经点吧。」 Ke Meng in video appeared, this is the big box -type unboxing opening. 视频里的克蒙出现了,这回又是大箱子式的开箱开头。 Ke Meng patted the big box, the audience before to screen said: „Today the review object is a cauldron, the volume is quite big, everyone should not be offended, is the chef friend delivers, it is said pot became a spirit when the stir-fried dish, frightened him to jump.” 克蒙拍了拍大箱子,对屏幕前的观众说道:“今天测评对象是一口大锅,体积比较大,大家别见怪,是位厨师朋友送的,据说在炒菜时锅成精了,吓了他一跳。” 「 you determined that chef isn't you? 」 「你确定那个厨师不是你？」 The 「 picture feeling had, is cooking became a spirit, the mouth spits the black air/Qi suddenly, haha. 」 「画面感有了,炒着菜突然成精,口吐黑气,哈哈。」 Ke Meng cuts the cardboard box with the scissors, this is the unboxing review unique ceremony feeling, before without unboxing, does not know that what it is long, everyone wants to know that what it is long. 克蒙用剪刀剪开纸箱,这是开箱测评特有的仪式感,没开箱前,不知道它长什么样,大家都想知道它长什么样。 After unboxing, inside was a black cauldron, the black pot cover covered the thing in pot. 开箱后,里面是一口黑色大锅,黑色锅盖盖住了锅里的东西。 Ke Meng being unjustly discredited to carry out outside small cardboard box, organizes its style in front of the lens completely. 克蒙把黑锅搬出纸箱子外面,在镜头前完整摆布它的样式。 Pure being unjustly discredited, without the gaudy thing, it is one is unjustly discredited. 一口纯正的黑锅,没有花里胡哨的东西,它就是一口黑锅。 Removed the pot cover, inside was completely empty, was very clean. 揭开锅盖,里面空空如也,很干净。 「 felt that uploader bought a pot to bring to pat the video casually, was really irresponsible. 」 「感觉up主随便买了一口锅就拿来拍视频了,真是不负责任。」 「???」 「？？？」 「 you me told that buys a pot casually? Where the big brother on you buy being unjustly discredited of uploader, I asked a pot to be good with high pay, 100 million Yuan enough? 」 「你跟我说随便买一口锅？大哥你上哪里买来up主的黑锅,我重金求一口锅好不好,一亿元够不够？」 Now special item has city priceless, casual special item in the market can lay out several million sky-high prices. 现在特殊物品在市场上有市无价,随便一件特殊物品都能拍出几千万的天价。 「 said that irresponsible that is pure fishing, should not be swindled, now who has not known the thing that uploader pats is the genuine materials, funny. 」 「说不负责任那位是纯钓鱼的,别上当了,现在谁还不知道up主拍的东西都是真材实料啊,滑稽。」 「 tells the truth, this pot is very ordinary, the dog head maintains life. 」 「有一说一好吧,这锅真的很普通,狗头保命。」 At this time, Ke Meng started to cut the scallion, cut the hot pepper, chopped the fish, put to be unjustly discredited together. 这时,克蒙开始切葱,切辣椒,剁鱼,一同放入黑锅中。 Outside Ke Meng’s words the sound gets up: „Chef said, this is unjustly discredited, no matter puts what food, will make dark cuisine, because of being at a loss, gives me to service.” 克蒙的话外音响起:“厨师说,这口黑锅不管放什么食材,都会做成黑暗料理,因为束手无策,交给我维修一下。” „In fact I have not seen dark cuisine, first makes to try one time.” “实际上我也没见过黑暗料理,先做一次试一试。” Ke Meng said, covers the pot cover, is unjustly discredited to hear rumble the vibration sound, overwhelming. 克蒙说罢,盖上锅盖,黑锅传来轰隆隆的震动声,翻江倒海。 「 uploader you exposed, you want to eat dark cuisine! 」 「up主你暴露了,你就是想吃黑暗料理！」 「 do not conceal, conceals explained, explained is the fact, you want to eat dark cuisine, funny. 」 「不要掩饰,掩饰就是解释,解释就是事实,你就是想吃黑暗料理,滑稽。」 The one after another barrage has slid, is unjustly discredited to process, transmitted the attractive fragrance. 一条条弹幕滑过,黑锅加工完毕,传来了诱人的香气。 The audience before screen were looking at the video, actually felt that own nose really smelled the fish fragrant smell probably. 屏幕前的观众们原本在看视频,却感觉自己的鼻子好像真的闻到了鱼香的气味。 The meat is fragrant , the light hotness, boiled probably made very long appearance. 肉香浓厚,又有一股淡淡的辣味,好像熬制了很久的样子。 The audience then look at the kitchen, was deliberately considering have not made the fish, where fish fragrance. 观众们回头看厨房,寻思着自己也没有做鱼啊,哪里的鱼香。 The instant noodles experts are eating the instant noodles, smells this exotic fragrance, fan. 泡面达人们正吃泡面,闻到这股异香,也迷了。 The instant noodles in bowl are not fragrant immediately, they only want to eat the fish that in the video that pot cooks. 碗里的泡面顿时不香了,他们只想吃视频里那锅炖出来的鱼。 「 this is Dark Cuisine Pot, after the tactic, supine! 」 「这就是黑暗料理锅啊,战术后仰！」 「 is very obviously fragrant, I was mouth-watering. 」 「明明很香好吗,我都流口水了。」 「 my mother, I am closing obviously, actually smelled the inconceivable fish fragrance, originally special item real, uploader has not deceived me. 」 「震憾我妈,我明明关着门,却闻到了不可思议的鱼香味,原来特殊物品都是真的,up主没有骗我。」 Does 「 another village net pass? 」 「又一个村网通？」 The video that in the 「 uploader video, the big face cat period starts to pat is special item review, other videos are purely the pit father. 」 「up主的视频里,大脸猫时期开始拍的视频都是特殊物品测评,其他视频纯属坑爹。」