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#17: Glove review comes out


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In the evening, Ke Meng new review video adopted the verification. 晚上,克蒙测评视频通过了审核。 The dividend that because the above video brings, Ke Meng has established fans chat. 由于上部视频带来的红利,克蒙已经建立粉丝群 chat group of Ke Meng at this moment in fans chat, is sharing interesting video about network class. 此刻的克蒙正在粉丝群水群,分享一则关于网课的有趣视频。 The fans discovered that chat owner chat group does not renew, shouts: Today renews, Boss Ke?” 粉丝们发现群主水群不更新,嚷道:“今天更新呢,克总?” Quick, I looked that has examined not to have.” Ke Meng replied. “快了快了,我看一下过审没。”克蒙回复道 Any video, is strange review.” “什么视频,又是奇怪的测评吗。” chat owner, your next issue of review what?” 群主,你下一期测评什么?” The fans inquired, Ke Meng ascended Bilibili to look at one, the back-end video the verification. 粉丝们询问的时候,克蒙b站看了一眼,后台的视频过审核。 Cuts in q groups, Ke Meng retransmits the video, replied: This time conducts review to a glove.” 切回q群里,克蒙把视频转发出来,回复道:“这次对一件手套进行测评。” Glove? What the glove has to be good to measure, is the made of gold glove?” Group friend Big Fatty confused say/way. “手套?手套有什么好测的,难道是金子做的手套?”群友大胖子迷茫道。 „, It is not made of gold, you looked knew.” Ke Meng keeps guessing, did not say the glove function. “咳,不是金子做的,你看了就知道了。”克蒙卖了个关子,不说手套功能。 Group friend Big Fatty is at heart curious, the click share link looks at the video. 群友大胖子心里好奇,点击分享链接看视频。 Big Fatty is on Blue Star a Bilibili otoMAD video amateur, unknowingly in some Mur Cat video that expands row of groups to see others to retransmit, therefore selected. 大胖子”是蓝星上一位b站鬼畜视频爱好者,不经意间在某个扩列群看见别人转发的mur猫视频,于是点了进去。 Because in the video the uploader serious appearance is funny, the expression unusual demonic nature of big face cat, he obtained from the video smiled, started to pay attention to this rookie uploader. 因为视频中up主一本正经的样子过于好笑,大脸猫的表情又非常魔性,他从视频里得到了笑点,开始关注这位萌新up主 I have a look, you what video.” “我看看,你又更了什么视频。” Big Fatty looked at a title, title name called: 【Unboxing Review】 Giant Strength Glove 大胖子看了一眼标题,标题名叫:“【开箱测评】巨力手套 title name continues to use the front video style, the first title selects the content, back title content each character separates a blank space. 标题名沿用前部视频风格,前标题圈定内容,后边标题内容每字隔一个空格。 Sees this idiotic style title, group friend Big Fatty knows that this is a funny style video. 看见这种沙雕风的标题,群友大胖子就知道这是一部搞笑风格的视频。 The click broadcast, a lively BGM performance, first fried the heat the atmosphere. 点击播放,一段轻快的bgm上演,先把气氛炒热了。 Ke Meng reveals the true nature in the lens, to the netizen reported pretentiously oneself have a dog-head people friend, his friend picks a strange glove in the arid desert, express mails to him, holding Ke Meng to test the ability of glove. 克蒙在镜头中露相,装模作样地向网友介绍自己有一个狗头人朋友,他的朋友在枯燥的沙漠捡到一个奇怪的手套,快递寄给他,托克蒙测试手套的能力。 Big Fatty is listening to here, back has been able to guess correctly review should very alternative, otherwise does not need to introduce what dog-head people friend. 大胖子听着这儿,已经能猜到后边的测评应该很另类,不然没有必要介绍什么狗头人朋友。 I have a friend various in this matter class thing often am he, is not the really friend delivers the glove to him. 我有一个朋友诸类此类的东西往往是他本人,并不是真有一个朋友送手套给他。 「Wake up, you don’t have any friends!」 「醒醒,你没有朋友!」 「That friend of yours is me, hurry up and mail it back, 😁」 「你说的那位朋友就是我,快点把它寄回来吧,滑稽。」 「Be careful ahead! Warning!」 「前方高能!高能!」 On three barrage Ke Meng has fluttered. 三条弹幕克蒙头上飘过。 Saw only Ke Meng to put out a worn-out black glove, the finger just put in the hand to tap, the glove like having the life lived, bit the palm of Ke Meng, the surface liquefies rapidly, only with one second of then perfect fitting on the right hand of Ke Meng. 只见克蒙拿出一件破旧的黑色手套,手指刚伸进手套口,手套如同有生命般活了过来,咬住克蒙的手掌,表面迅速液化,仅用一秒钟时间便完美贴合在克蒙的右手上。 「What just happened?」 「刚刚发生了什么?」 「Familiar rhythm, worthily is you.」 「熟悉的节奏,不愧是你。」 「I already know, this isn’t the normal glove. Uploader confess okay, whether or not you broke into my hidden desert mansion and stole the glove, 😂」 「我就知道,这不是正常的手套,up主坦白吧,是不是把我藏在沙漠豪宅的手套偷过来了,滑稽。」 Wears the instance of glove instantaneously, several barrages fluttered. 瞬间戴手套的瞬间,数条弹幕飘了过去。 Although this video just issued is less than a half hour, but the current capacity has inducted, so long as is in the video the implication trough point paragraph, has the barrage to flutter. 这部视频虽然是刚发布不到半个小时,但已流量导入,只要是视频中蕴含槽点的段落,都有弹幕飘过。 Some people come from the upside video drainage, some people saw uploader that oneself paid attention to renew to select immediately, Big Fatty in the news that in the group learned. 有些人是从上部视频引流过来的,有的人看见自己关注的up主更新了立马点了进来,大胖子则是在群里获知的消息。 Without thinking comes to see uploader liquefication to put on the visual effect of glove, compares review of previous big face cat, this issue of idiotic style standard flavor does not reduce, is worth waiting. 没想到一进来就看见up主液化式穿手套的视觉特效,相比上次大脸猫的测评,这期的沙雕风格味道不减,值得期待。 After Ke Meng wears the glove, the puts on airs showed off the glove front and back style, then arrives by a black automobile. 克蒙穿好手套后,臭美地炫耀了手套正反面样式,然后走到一辆黑色汽车旁边。 This glove can the increase strength, my dog head friend say, can hold up 20 times of body weights the goods, does not know that real, I do not believe in any case.” Ke Meng said seriously. “这个手套可以增幅力量,我那位狗头朋友说,可以举起二十倍体重的物品,不知道是不是真的,反正我本人不太信。”克蒙一本正经说道。 「Believes your ghost, the old man is rotten!」 「信你个鬼,糟老头子坏得很!」 「Believes you can lift 20 times your own weight has what ghost.」 「相信他能举起二十倍体重物品才有鬼吧。」 「This is a car, he doesn’t truly believe he can lift it, right?」 「这里有汽车,不是真想举起来吧?」 「Should be impossible, I guess that is a display prop.」 「应该不会,我猜是摆设。」 uploader anything style everyone does not understand, Gan finished up, cheer up! up主什么风格大家不懂吗,淦就完事了,奥利给 front high energy, front high energy! 前方高能,前方高能! The one after another barrage across the body of Ke Meng, Ke Meng bends the waist slightly, the right hand touches the motor car chassis, that shouted, the automobile was lifted! 一条条弹幕穿过克蒙的身体,克蒙微微弯腰,右手摸汽车底盘,呼的一下,汽车被抬起来了! Lifted! 抬起来了! Sat the audience in front of computer sees this exaggerating one, the expression to transfer the surprised face by the anticipation face. 坐在电脑前的观众看见这夸张的一幕,表情由期待脸转成了惊讶脸。 The mouth of Big Fatty opens becomes o shape, this also too that exaggerating, non- human arm strength. 大胖子的嘴巴张成“o”状,这也太那夸张了吧,非人类般的臂力。 The special effect, absolutely is the special effect of computer manufacture! 特效,绝对是电脑制作的特效! Ke Meng lifts the front of automobile, seeming like the movement is very slow, but he truly lifted the front of automobile! 克蒙抬起起汽车的车头,看上去动作很慢,但是他确实把汽车的车头抬起来了! A weight surpasses one ton object, the bed sheet arm lifts the altitude of shoulder unexpectedly. 一个重量超过一吨的物体,竟被单臂抬起到肩膀的高度。 「Ohhhhhhhh!」 「ohhhhhhhh!」 「Perhaps is the reincarnation of the Hulk?」 「宁就是绿巨人转世吗?」 「We want to break it open!」 「我人都要裂开了!」 「Car: Fuck your mom, fuck your mom, can you hear me, put me down!」 「汽车:敲里吗,敲里吗,听到了吗,放我下来!」 「Bumper: At that time I was extremely afraid, I though he wanted to be the devil’s advocate, I didn’t expect he just wanted to life the chassis.」 「保险杠:当时我怕极了,我以为他要杠我,没想到他是想抬底盘。」 Several barrages speed along, Big Fatty be at surprised condition. 数条弹幕飞驰而过,大胖子本身处于惊讶状态。 After seeing the barrage, he put in order to smile by the barrage. 看见弹幕后,他被弹幕整笑了。 Although the single arm lifts an automobile is not very real, however exaggerating funny style truly uploader put in order, coordinated the stupid netizen barrage together edible, was funny. 虽然单臂抬起一辆汽车很不真实,但是夸张的搞笑风格确实up主整出来了,配合沙雕网友的弹幕一起食用,非常搞笑。 After lifting the automobile, Ke Meng in video pinches the stone with the right hand, demonstrates the Giant Strength Glove terrifying power. 抬完汽车后,视频中的克蒙又用右手捏石头,演示巨力手套的恐怖力量。 After demonstrating, Big Fatty gave the point to approve the coin to collect one skewer of third even/including well satisfied. 演示完毕后,大胖子心满意足地给了点赞硬币收藏一串三连。 Returns to Ke Meng fans chat, group was livelier a moment ago, is all discussing the Ke Meng new review video fans. 回到克蒙粉丝群里,群里比刚才更热闹了,全是在讨论克蒙测评视频的粉丝。 Boss Ke, your new video looked , again.” 克总,你的新视频看完了,还有吗,再更一个。” Again, let grandpa freeload one time.” “再更一个,让爷再白嫖一次。” Ke Meng spoke in group: 50,000 collection one times.” 克蒙在群里发话:“五万收藏更一次。” After chat owner spoke, the fans had the new power. 群主发话后,粉丝们都有了新的动力。 50,000 collections is a little difficult, this whole life feared that is looks to disappear.” “五万收藏有点难啊,这辈子怕是看不见了。” chat owner too vegetable/dish, only then this fans, everyone pitiful, to the third even/including, retransmits while convenient.” 群主太菜了,只有这点粉丝,大家可怜一下,给个三连,顺便转发一下。” The fans looked at Ke Meng in the Bilibili account fans quantity, at present rises to several hundred fans, wanting 50,000 collections to be difficult. 粉丝们看了一眼克蒙b站账号粉丝量,目前才涨到几百个粉丝,想要五万收藏非常难。 If a video has 50,000 collection, then its actual number of people watched inevitably was hundreds of thousands people, possibly was over 200,000 people, the request that in brief Ke Meng put forward was high. 若是一个视频有五万收藏量,那么它的实际观看人数必然是十几万人次了,也可能是二十万人次以上,总之克蒙提的要求还蛮高。 It is not excellent, must discuss a dream, perhaps, had diligently. 不过人嘛,还是得谈点梦想,说不定努力一下,就有了呢。 popularity of front video has not fallen, has risen by the evening to eight ten thousand view count, has the fire the potential, the new video can rub the above video popularity. 前部视频的热度还没有降,到晚上已经涨到八万播放量,有火起来的潜力,新视频可以蹭上部视频的热度 When the fans retransmit the propaganda, the dim light of night is deep, Ke Meng looked at a while video, then gets into bed to sleep. 在粉丝们转发宣传的时候,夜色已深,克蒙看了一会儿视频,便钻进被窝里睡觉。 long haired dog shook the body, hears the owner sleeping soundly sound, it also coils one group, defends sleeps side Ke Meng. 大毛狗抖了抖身体,听到主人熟睡声,它也卷成一团,守在克蒙身边睡觉。
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