comment section. 评论区。 „It seems like the real cat, this is the real cat, is the real cat?” “看起来好像真猫啊,这是真猫吧,是真猫吧？” „uploader pats the stupid/desert hawk video happily to everyone one happy, was earnest not to have the meaning, this kitten looked is fake cat.” “up主拍个沙雕视频给大家乐一乐,认真起来就没意思了,这猫咪一看就是假猫。” Most people are sane, thinks that this is uploader in entire lives, the cat is definitely fake. 大部分人都是理智的,认为这是up主在整活,猫肯定是假的。 Not having the cat can maintain that long not blinking, even the expression is invariable. 没有猫能够保持那么久不眨眼睛,甚至连表情都不变一下。 Everyone treats as the funny video to look this pet unboxing review video, after all inside has the unreasonable logical mechanical damage, for example the silly cat is motionless, expression solidification. 大家都把这个宠物开箱测评视频当作搞笑视频看,毕竟里面有很多不合理的逻辑硬伤,比如傻猫一动不动,表情凝固。 Because is fake cat, naturally will not move. 因为是假猫,当然不会动啊。 Chen Momo thought for a moment, it, when fake cat treats. 陈墨墨想了想,还是把它当假猫对待。 Such interesting video, must the share look to others. 这么有趣的视频,必须得分享给别人看。 After all expression too magical of that cat, was interesting. 毕竟那只猫的表情太魔性了,非常有趣。 Chen Momo retransmits conveniently gives own elementary school group, the junior middle school group and high school group, shares the stupid/desert hawk video the pleasure. 陈墨墨随手转发给自己的小学群、初中群和高中群,分享沙雕视频的乐趣。 strange review. 奇怪的测评。 In these five characters each character is separated a blank space, thick stupid flavor heads on. 这五个字里每个字都间隔一个空格,一种浓浓的沙雕味扑面而来。 The title page of video was recently in otoMAD district Mur Cat that Bilibili is lucky, the Chen Momo class schoolmates are the younger generation, likes brushing the Bilibili person to have, the class schoolmates saw, the curious place goes in abundance. 视频的封面是最近在b站走红的鬼畜区mur猫,陈墨墨班里的同学都是年轻一代,喜欢刷b站的人有很多,班里的同学们见了,纷纷好奇地点进去。 Before long, the person of class group looked that the video comes back to froth over. 不一会儿,班级群的人看完视频回来冒泡。 „This anything stupid/desert hawk thing, laughed at me, was obviously false, uploader also very proper doing unboxing review, put in order to smile the master!” “这什么沙雕玩意,笑死我了,明明是假的,up主还非常正经的做开箱测评,把爷整笑了！” „This uploader 3D modeling strength is quite fierce, entire cat likely real cat.” “这个up主的3d建模实力好厉害,整个猫像真猫似的。” „view count is a little low, cannot believe that is video that rookie uploader makes.” “播放量有点低啊,不敢相信是一个萌新up主做的视频。” In the one after another words expressing feelings the screen, popularity spread in the class group, the schoolmate also raising curiosity that originally does not plan to look, selected. 一条条感言上屏,热度在班级群里传开了,本来不打算看的同学也升起好奇心,点了进去。 Some schoolmates put in order to smile, has been smiled, later the video share to the friend, or disseminates for expanding the row dating group. 有的同学被整笑了,得到笑点,随后把视频分享给朋友,或者传播给扩列交友群。 Felt strange after the audience who the kitten title page attracts puts in order smiles , the share gives others. 被奇怪猫咪封面吸引进来的观众整笑之后,又分享给别人。 Disseminates one after another, Chen Momo does not know, her action made the video spread at will, view count rose in evening's time to 7654. 一轮接一轮传播,陈墨墨并不知道,她的随意之举让视频传开了,播放量在晚上时候升到7654。 That night, Ke Meng looked for Chen Momo played eating chicken the time, knows that Chen Momo shared the schoolmate group his video. 当天晚上,克蒙找陈墨墨玩吃鸡的时候,才知道陈墨墨把他的视频分享到同学群。 „I said how suddenly to rise to 7654 view count, originally is your little girl is helping.” Ke Meng pleasantly surprised say/way. “我说怎么突然升到7654播放量,原来是你个小丫头在帮忙啊。”克蒙惊喜道。 To be honest, he has not thought that shares the class schoolmate group strange review video that oneself manufacture. 老实说,他没有想到把自己制作的奇怪测评视频分享到班级同学群。 Mainly before is he treats as the hobby this matter, has not seriously treated this enterprise, only depending on love to generate electricity. 主要是之前的他把这件事当作业余爱好,并没有认真对待这一项事业,仅靠爱来发电。 Heard Chen Momo’s method, the Ke Meng mentality launches. 听到陈墨墨的法子,克蒙的思路展开了。 Chen Momo can be good, he can also start oneself schoolmate group. 陈墨墨都能行,他也能发动自己的同学群。 Said that is the video that he makes, even if some people do not like looking at this kind of video, will still hold a fate as the old schoolmate. 就说那是他做的视频,就算有人不爱看这类视频,作为老同学也会捧一下场。 „I am not little girl!” “我才不是小丫头！” The cell phone heard younger sister that breathless soft younger sister sound. 手机传来了妹子那气急败坏的软妹声。 „Haha, in my eyes you are little girl.” Ke Meng is fearless , to continue to damage. “哈哈,在我眼中你就是小丫头。”克蒙无所畏惧,继续损。 The younger sister operated character to walk away panting in indignation, while Ke Meng searched for the commodity time circles, threw an grenade to roll to the Ke Meng under foot secretly. 妹子操作角色气呼呼地走远了,趁克蒙搜物资的时候又绕回来,偷偷扔一只手雷滚到克蒙脚下。 Bang! 轰！ Ke Meng game character was killed by the grenade of teammate. 克蒙的游戏角色被队友的手雷炸死。 Ke Meng was scared, called out: „Hey, saves me to get up quickly.” 克蒙傻眼了,叫道:“喂喂喂,快救我起来。” „Does not rescue, waits for death.” The cell phone broadcasts somebody very uncomfortable voice. “不救,等死吧。”手机传来某人非常不爽的声音。 Then, another grenade rolls to his under foot. 说罢,又一只手雷滚到他的脚下。 Bang! 轰隆！ Ke Meng screen dark. 克蒙屏幕暗了下去。 Ke Meng is helpless, but he does not have the means. 克蒙无奈,但他也没有办法。 Then he has in the way of observing, to look that Chen Momo projects on the finals, in all parties fight to live on dishonorably randomly the final 2 people, finally with two hand radiosonde opposite party heavens, successfully reaches eating chicken. 接下来他只好以观战的方式,看陈墨墨一路打到决赛圈,在各方乱斗中苟活到最后二人,最终用两颗手雷送对方上天,成功登顶吃鸡。 „666!” Ke Meng makes the sound that lay down to win. “666！”克蒙发出了躺赢的声音。 ...... …… The conclusion tonight's game activity, Ke Meng imitates Chen Momo, shared the class group own video, the relatives and friends group. 结束今晚的游戏活动,克蒙效仿陈墨墨,把自己的视频分享到了班级群,亲友群。 Share time, to everyone explained while convenient that is his account, the old schoolmate not seen in several years froths over to shout 666, expressed that certain third even/including support. 分享的时候,顺便向大家解释那是他的账号,多年不见的老同学冒泡喊666,表示一定三连支持。 Some senior citizen relatives looked at the video, asked: „Little Meng, your cat...... is really long may be unique, where buys?” 有的老年人亲戚看了视频,问:“小蒙啊,你这猫……长得可真别致,哪里买的？” Ke Meng: „......” 克蒙:“……” Ok, did not expect the relatives and friends group help. 算了,还是不奢望亲友群帮忙了。 Ke Meng crawls to the bed on, just before going to sleep first looks at Bilibili view count, already 8000. 克蒙爬到床上,临睡前看一下b站播放量,已经8000了。 The quest list place of system, writes the actual number of people watched 4420 people. 系统的任务列表处,写着实际观看人数4420人。 An average person watched 1.8 times. 平均一个人观看了1.8次。 From completing quest, but also misses 5580 people, if changes into view count, it is estimated that also wants over 10,000 view count. 距离完成任务,还差5580人,若是换成播放量,估计还要一万多的播放量。 He closes the eye, no longer ponder these things, when will look at the data tomorrow again. 他闭上眼睛,不再思考那些事情,等到明天再看数据。 Does not know that what believer later dreams, wants not to offer sacrifices tonight. 不知道待会梦见什么样的信徒,希望今晚也没有献祭。 Then, Ke Meng goes to sleep peacefully, the consciousness re-enters deep sea City of R’lyeh. 就这样,克蒙安静入眠,意识重回深海拉莱耶之城。 That giant Sea City that is built by the innumerable green giant stones, timeless. 那座由无数绿色巨石砌成的巨型海城,亘古不变。 In the deep sea, insane fish endlessly mutually internal fight, the quantity are still getting more and more small. 深海中,疯狂的海鲜依旧无休止地互相内斗,数量越来越少。 Ke Meng opens the eye, actually sees some new student/life faces to hover in R’lyeh, they are sane and leisurely and carefree, unrestrained. 克蒙睁开眼睛,却看见一些新生面孔在拉莱耶中游动,他们理智而悠闲,无拘无束。 But with Its eye opening, new fish instantaneous fall into insanity that swims from outside, proceeds along no particular course everywhere, or fights mutually, slaughters. 但随着祂的眼睛开启,从外面游进来的新海鲜瞬间陷入疯狂,到处乱撞,或者互相搏斗,厮杀。 Boss Ke looks that these fresh faces join the infinite chaos to fight, sadness. 克总看着这些新面孔加入无限大乱斗,不禁悲从中来。 Originally their life should not be this. 本来它们的生活不应该是这样。 After he regains consciousness, all changed. 但是在他苏醒后,一切都变了。 R’lyeh returned crazy daily. 拉莱耶又回归了疯狂的日常。 But the life of Boss Ke in seabed world as before is that bored, and is arid. 而克总在海底世界的生活依旧是那么无聊,且枯燥。 ...... …… Dog-Head People Mountain Village. 狗头人山村。 Dog-Head Military Strategist assumes the big front, ambushes with one group of sturdy young men under a slopeway. 狗头人军师坐镇大前方,和一群身强力壮的年轻小伙埋伏在一处坡道下方。 Today is the Dog-Head People Mountain Village village ambushes the day of enemy. 今天是狗头人山村全村伏击敌人的日子。 In order to guarantee a success, Dog-Head Military Strategist conducts the prudent and meticulous plan to this action. 为了保证一次成功,狗头军师对此次行动进行慎密的策划。 Including is not restricted in the poison. 包括不限于用毒。 „Person came, the person came!” “人来了,人来了！” The dog head sentry half step runs back the slopeway gallery, excitedly to Dog-Head Military Strategist report/give report. 狗头哨兵小步跑回坡道坑道,激动地向狗头军师禀报。 dog-head people pick up the cold weapons in hand, the chest inflates, the vitality surges, the eye splits the red light. 狗头人们纷纷捡起手中的冷兵器,胸膛膨胀,气血涌动,目绽红光。 The people look neatly to Sir Military Strategist. 众人齐刷刷地看向军师大人。 Military Strategist looks all around, seeing the people will to surge upward, visits him. 军师环顾一圈,看见众人意志高涨,都看着他。 He takes advantage of opportunity saying: 他顺势说道: „On!” “上！” One crowd of dog-head people rush. 一群狗头人冲了上去。 Wore the leather armor five adventurers to see one crowd of dog-head people to clash, without the least bit feared intent, welcomed 50 dog-head people to move forward to meet somebody directly. 身穿皮甲的五位冒险者看见一群狗头人冲了过来,没有半点惧意,直接迎着五十位狗头人迎了上去。 The dog-head people dependence population advantage, as well as on the weapon wiped the advantage of slow poison, less than ten seconds captured alive five adventurers. 狗头人依靠人数优势,以及兵器上抹了慢性毒药的优势,不到十秒就把五位冒险者活捉了。 But they also therefore lose a big brother, he by five adventurer buck shot instant kill, the skill had not even been put. 但他们也因此丧失一名大哥,他被五位冒险者集火秒杀,连技能都没放出来。 „Big brother, walks, we will make the adventurer blood debt blood recompense!” Dog-Head Military Strategist wiped corner of the eye pisolite big tears. “大哥,一路走好,我们会让冒险者血债血偿！”狗头人军师擦了擦眼角豆粒大的眼泪。 Tied up adventurer whole body is the solid string, cannot move, all joints were deadlocked. 被捆绑的冒险者全身都是结实的绳子,根本动不了,所有关节都被锁死。 „What does, how is the small monster’s imprisoning time so long?” “搞什么,小怪的禁锢时间怎么那么长？” „had a BUG, I have not seen an imprisoned time that long before.” “出bug了吧,我没见过那么长的禁锢时间。” „Is rare strange?” “难道是稀有怪？” Five adventurers are whispering respectively, looks at an own condition column, writing: 「Imprisoned」, 「Poisoned」 and other negative effect. 五位冒险者各自嘀咕着,瞧一眼自己的状态栏,写着:「禁锢」、「中毒」等负面影响。