Chapter 1 if as expected is to leave accidentally/surprisingly 第1章不出意外的话,是要出意外了 „Su intent glances billowing, innocent also has several points of obsequious attitude, annoys the person to take pity on, sees only her bright red lip slightly, aspirates, if orchid, then sheds the clothing, reveals white soft/greasy the fragrant shoulder......” “苏意儿眼波潋滟,无辜中又带着几分媚态,惹人怜惜,只见她艳红的嘴唇微张,吐气若兰,然后自褪衣衫,露出白腻的香肩……” ( To prevent book did not have following to abbreviate 10,000 characters.) (为防止书没了以下省略一万字。) side Jinyu put down the book in hand silently, he starts to be lost in thought. 方晋宇默默地放下了手中的书,他开始陷入沉思。 Finally, side Jinyu has to determine a matter, oneself present in a female frequency immortal cultivation novel, but he has not read this female frequency immortal cultivation novel before crossing over. 最终,方晋宇不得不确定一件事,自己现在是在一本女频修仙小说里面,而他在穿越前根本就没看过这本女频修仙小说。 This is one is bad cannot the bad news! 这是一个坏得不能再坏的消息！ But how side Jinyu did realize this point? 而方晋宇是怎么意识到这一点的？ This in this book with his hand was related. 这就和他手里这本书有关了。 This book is this morning suddenly appears before him, but in the book the content told, was a female named Su intent, by her beautiful appearance and talent, immortal cultivation breeds fish, harvested including the Senior Brother, Junior Brother, teacher's younger brother, master, the monster king and ghost king a series of handsome men...... 这本书是今天一大早突然出现在他面前的,而书中内容所讲述的,就是一位名叫苏意儿的女子,以她的美貌和才华,一路修仙一路养鱼,收获了包括师兄、师弟、师叔、师父、妖王、鬼王在内的一系列美男子…… Has not terminated to this, but this book has not continued to write downward. 到此并没有完结,只是这本书没有继续往下记叙。 side Jinyu wanted to cry but have no tears, was actually not because he did not know the lattern half plot, because of his status, was in this book only lived a chapter of young cannon fodder. 方晋宇欲哭无泪,却不是因为他不知道后半部分剧情,而是因为他的身份,是这本书中只活了一章的小炮灰。 If as expected, he today is to leave accidentally/surprisingly. 不出意外的话,他今天是要出意外了。 According to the description in book, probably is this: After female lord Su intent acknowledges as teacher, very by the love of her master. Because the spirit root of Su intent is too bad, her master then prepared to her made the quota of going the spirit mystical place. 根据书中的描述,大概是这样的:女主苏意儿拜师后,很受她那位师父的宠爱。因为苏意儿的灵根太差,她师父便准备给她弄了一个前去灵都秘境的名额。 The spirit mystical place is a disciple of day of spirit gate in the gate for place of chance prepares, the danger is really small, the chance are many. As long as can enter in the gate of spirit mystical place the disciple, after coming out, all successful from practicing breathing exercises the boundary broke through to build the base boundary! 灵都秘境乃是天灵门为门内弟子准备的一处机缘之地,危险甚小,机缘却很多。但凡是能够进入灵都秘境的门内弟子,出来后无不成功从练气境突破到了筑基境！ Also therefore, the disciple of day spirit gate, is hoping all can go to this spirit mystical place. 也因此,天灵门的弟子,无不都盼着自己能去这灵都秘境。 However, this spirit mystical place advantage are so many, the entered quota naturally also treasures incomparably, opens every 30 years one time, but each time can enter the quota of spirit mystical place, has made an appointment ahead of time for more than 100 years later. 不过,这灵都秘境好处如此多,进入的名额自然也珍惜无比,每30年才开放一次,而每一次能进入灵都秘境的名额,都已经提前预约到了一百多年后。 Naturally, will leave some special quotas. 当然,也会留出一些特殊名额。 For example image space promote Yu this, because his parents sacrificed for the day spirit gate, therefore the day spirit gate leader then gave him the quota of entering the spirit mystical place. 比如像方晋宇这样的,因为其父母是为天灵门牺牲的,所以天灵门掌门便给了他一个进入灵都秘境的名额。 But that is also last. 但那也是最后一个。 By the master of Su intent in begs after the leader the quota is fruitless, immediately has side Jinyu the idea. 是以,苏意儿的师父在向掌门讨要名额无果后,立马就打起了方晋宇的主意。 Because only he does not have the background in the day spirit gate. 只因为他在天灵门内没有背景。 Finally, naturally was side Jinyu entered the spirit mystical place quota, by the master of Su intent, „Su intent 30 years” was exchanged forcefully by one. 最终嘛,自然是方晋宇的进入灵都秘境名额,被苏意儿的师父,以一句“苏意儿等不了三十年”给强行交换走了。 side Jinyu naturally was filled with not indignation, but the reality compared with person, he had no alternative, can only drown worries in drink, actually therefore dropped the cliff carelessly, lost the life. 方晋宇自然满心不忿,可现实比人强,他无可奈何,只能借酒浇愁,却不慎因此跌落悬崖,丢了性命。 Here, seems like that was side Jinyu is not careful. 这里,看似是方晋宇自己不小心。 But, side Jinyu practices breathing exercises ninth now! 可是,方晋宇现在已经是练气第九层了！ Practices breathing exercises nine immortal cultivation, plunged to death because of the alcoholic intoxication? This feared that cannot deceive the ghosts! Practices breathing exercises nine immortal cultivation, although was unable the governing flight, but borrows the strength in a short time, stays some time void, can achieve, has the magic arts that controlling wind technique grade of wind spirit root must study let alone. 一个练气九层的修仙者,因为醉酒而摔死了？这怕是连鬼都糊弄不过去！练气九层修仙者虽然还无法御器飞行,但是短时间内借力,虚空停留一段时间,还是可以做到的,更何况还有驭风术这等风灵根必学的法术。 But side Jinyu wind and thunder hot three branches of the family soul root, this controlling wind technique already accomplishment many years. 而方晋宇正是风雷火三属性灵根,这驭风术早已大成多年。 Therefore, this book China promote Yu's death, definitely has the hidden inside story. 所以,这书中方晋宇的死,绝对是有隐藏内幕。 „What ratio this also has more unlucky?” “还有什么比这更倒霉？” side Jinyu the heart stopper was incomparable. 方晋宇心塞无比。 At this time, that this morning sudden book , changed to shatter star light very much suddenly, then extinguished without the trace directly. 这时,那本今天一大早突然出现的书,很突然的,就化作了一阵破碎星光,然后直接消弭无踪。 „Really did not have......” “真没了……” „Does not have the detailed description......” “也没详细描述啊……” side Jinyu the heart somewhat was slightly astonished, his facial expression was very actually tranquil, were too in a short time many because of the light strange strange matter, therefore some of his immunities. 方晋宇心头略有些惊愕,不过他的神情倒是很平静,因为短时间内光怪离奇的事情太多了,所以他都有些免疫了。 Then, he started to think to have the countermeasure. 然后,他就开始思索起了对策。 First removes by the strength opposes the enemy. 首先排除以力对敌。 His practiced breathing exercises boundary nine, the brain water penetration went to and gold/metal pill boundary immortal cultivation begins! 他一个练气境九层,脑子进水了才去和一个金丹境修仙者动手！ Then can only take by strategy! 那么只能智取！ But side Jinyu the intelligence quotient was average, he could not find out any good strategy, after all that was an invisible hand, wanted him to refuse stubbornly to be possible. Even if his face hands over this quota of willingly entering the spirit mystical place! 可方晋宇智商平平,他也想不出什么好计策,毕竟那是一只无形的手,非要他死不可。哪怕他一脸心甘情愿地交出这一个进入灵都秘境的名额！ Because according to that book in described, at this time Su intent master, already with Su intent alternate growth feelings. In the master eye of Su intent, Su intent is the purest busy treasure, the contamination does not get the least bit slight defect. 因为根据那本书中描述的,此时苏意儿的师父,已经和苏意儿互生情愫了。在苏意儿的这位师父眼里,苏意儿就是最纯净无暇的宝物,沾染不得半点瑕疵。 But robs others quota matter, can be a slight defect absolutely. 而抢夺他人名额这种事情,绝对算得上是一种瑕疵。 Although is her master and person exchanges, but a gold/metal pill boundary big member goes to and one practices breathing exercises the boundary to make the exchange, which practices breathing exercises the boundary to dare to reject? 虽然是她师父与人交换的,但一个金丹境大修士去和一个练气境做交换,哪个练气境敢拒绝？ Therefore, obviously makes him shut up very much forever is the best resolution format. 所以,很明显让他永远闭嘴是最好的解决方式。 „Gan!” “淦！” How many side Jinyu could not bear scold, did this nervous love brain, actually how cultivation gold/metal pill boundary? 方晋宇忍不住骂了几声,这种神经质的恋爱脑,究竟是怎么修炼到金丹境的？ Is this novel world focusing on love? That was all right. 哦,这是以爱情为主的小说世界啊？那没事了。 „Or, I this did the quota of entering the spirit mystical place, sell in secret?” side Jinyu a thought revolution, but actually shakes the head immediately. “要不,我把这个进入灵都秘境的名额,私底下卖了？”方晋宇念头一转,可随即却又摇了摇头。 Because this is a day of spirit gate does not permit, the goal is to prevent some people seizes to enter the quota. 因为这是天灵门不允许的,目的是为了防止有人借此强抢进入名额。 After all, this type can break through builds the chance of base boundary, so long as normal practicing breathing exercises boundary immortal cultivation, which meeting is willing to give others? In the spirit mystical place besides the breakthrough cultivates for the chance, but also has the precious incomparable magic weapon! 毕竟,这种能够突破筑基境的机缘,只要是正常的练气境修仙者,哪个会愿意让给别人？况且,灵都秘境中除了突破修为的机缘外,还藏有珍贵无比的法宝！ The magic weapon of this world, each is built up succinctly by the world, or is the world spontaneously forms, therefore any magic weapon, contained transported all at once. 这个世界的法宝,每一件都是由天地精粹炼成,亦或者是天地自发形成,因此任何一件法宝,都蕴含了一股气运。 Once immortal cultivation obtains this magic weapon, then also means that after building up, can share part of destiny. 修仙者一旦得到这件法宝,那么也就意味着在炼化后,可以共享这一部分气运。 The destiny is what kind of treasure, wants to come not to need excessively to give unnecessary detail. 气运是何等宝贝,想来不用过多赘述了。 side Jinyu sighed. 方晋宇不禁叹了口气。 This is a dead end! 这是一个死局！ He cannot trade in secret, but opposite party actually, because only the opposite party is the gold/metal pill boundary big member. 他不能私底下与人交易,可对方却可以,只因为对方是金丹境大修士。 side Jinyu aggrievedly to was wants to spit blood simply. 方晋宇憋屈到简直是想要吐血。 „It is not right, cannot stir up, couldn't I have hidden?” Suddenly, side Jinyu recorded, in the day spirit gate had a special assignment- help/gang town/subdues sent the spirit beast cleaning up excreta. “不对,惹不起,我还躲不起吗？”忽然,方晋宇记起来,天灵门内有一份特殊的差事-帮镇派灵兽清理排泄物。 The spirit beast of day spirit gate was not the antiquity god beast bloodlines, but was one crowd of mutations black pig, although a leader strength was not low, but actually cannot Inedia, need to eat food every day massively. 天灵门的灵兽并不是什么上古神兽血脉,而是一群异变的黑猪,虽然一头头实力不低,但却不能辟谷,每日都需要大量进食。 It is said this flock of different grow darking pigs are willing to submit to a day of spirit gate , because the day spirit gate manages eats the manages to drink. 据说这一群异变黑猪之所以肯臣服天灵门,就是因为天灵门管吃管喝。 Because the appetites of these spirit beast black pigs are big, causing the excreta also to be similar to the hill to be the same. 而因为这些灵兽黑猪的食量大,导致排泄物也如同小山一般。 This assignment, should be the gold/metal pill boundary big member is responsible, after all is the town/subdues sends the spirit beast! But where is gold/metal pill boundary willing to do this? Therefore pushed to built the base boundary. 这份差事,原本应该是金丹境大修士负责的,毕竟是镇派灵兽！可是金丹境哪里肯干这个？于是推给了筑基境。 However builds the base boundary is not glad, then this assignment distributing. 然而筑基境也不乐意,便把这份差事给分派了下来。 Therefore, every month has such several unlucky ghosts who practice breathing exercises the boundary, were helped these spirit beast cleaning up by the draw off. 所以,每个月都有那么几个练气境的倒霉鬼,被抽去帮那些灵兽清理。 „Was smoked half dead, always compared with really died well!” “被熏个半死,总比真的死了好！” Clenches teeth, under side Jinyu decided the decision. 一咬牙,方晋宇下定了决定。 In that flock of black pig spirit beasts has gold/metal pill boundary, if the master of that female lord Su intent really must start to him, that black pig king meets absolutely first reacts, will not see somebody in danger and do nothing. 那一群黑猪灵兽中是有金丹境的,如果那女主苏意儿的师父真要对他下手,那头黑猪王绝对会第一时间做出反应的,绝不会见死不救。 But side Jinyu affirmed, is actually because in that book mentioned, the black pig king of that gold/metal pill boundary, regarding is willing to help the day spirit disciple who cleans up on own initiative, has the favorable impression. 而之所以方晋宇这么肯定,却是因为那本书中有提到,那头金丹境的黑猪王,对于主动愿意去帮忙清理的天灵门弟子,都有好感。 That master of female lord Su intent, has the serious cleanliness/mysophobia! 况且,女主苏意儿的那位师父,有严重的洁癖！ Immediately, side Jinyu no longer hesitated, he left the cave mansion that oneself lived, used the controlling wind technique, fell from halfway up the mountainside floating, arrived at a mountain valley directly. 当即,方晋宇不再犹豫,他离开自己居住的洞府,施展驭风术,飘飘然从半山腰处落下,径直来到了一处山谷。 side Jinyu has not gone, smells made person „being oneself” the smell. 方晋宇还没进去,就闻到了一股令人“神魂颠倒”的气味。 However he braced oneself. 不过他还是硬着头皮进去了。 This assignment is not difficult to obtain, because of the vacancy, is also insufficient to draw lots year to year each time, the managing teacher's younger brother who Israeli promote Yu one, is responsible here mountain valley, welcomed with a laugh. 这份差事并不难获得,因为常年空缺,要不是也不至于每次都抽签,所以方晋宇一来,就被负责此处山谷的执事师叔,笑呵呵地迎了进去。 But this day gets down also as he expected, the master of female lord Su intent not like such that in the book described, came to force him to exchange to enter the quota of spirit mystical place. 而这一天下来也如他所料,女主苏意儿的师父没有如同书中描述的那样,前来逼迫他交换进入灵都秘境的名额。 Although was smoked half dead, but side Jinyu this little while heart was excited. 虽然被熏个半死,但方晋宇这会儿心底还是兴奋不已。 „Is my goes against heaven's will changes to assign/life?” “我这算不算逆天改命？” side Jinyu so thinks. 方晋宇不由如此想到。 Then , he saw incomparably accidental/surprised one very much suddenly. 然后,很突然的,他就看到了无比意外的一幕。 【Today is one day of shovel excrement】 【今天是铲屎的一天】 【Refinement obtains face value + 1】 【提炼获得颜值】 If as expected, this is a thing of comparable system. However, who can tell him, why shovels the excrement to refine face/color Zhilai? 不出意外的话,这是一个类似系统的东西。不过,谁能告诉他,铲屎为什么能提炼出颜值来？ ( This chapter ends) (本章完)