IASETK :: Volume #1

#1: crossover Three Kingdoms, picked a baby girl 【Asked fresh flower to collect】


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Waaaa near ear by the weeping sound of child was awakened by noise, Liu Zhe from opening the eye, woke up. 哇...”耳边被小孩子的哭声吵醒,刘哲从睁开眼睛,醒来了。 Where is my? Liu Zhe is tapping the head of paining, he places in woods unexpectedly. 我这是在哪里?刘哲拍着隐隐作痛的脑袋,他居然身处一片树林中。 The head pains, he not corona past matter, does not know why oneself will appear here. 脑袋隐隐作痛,他记不起晕过去发生的事情,不知道自己为什么会出现在这里。 Waaaa the weeping sound of child interrupted the Liu Zhe's ponder, he then discovered that his side not far away is lying down a man and a woman, two people is motionless, the weeping sound spreads from the woman. 哇...”小孩子的哭声打断了刘哲的思考,他这才发现他身边不远处躺着一男一女,两人一动不动,哭声是从女人身上传出来的。 Liu Zhe approaches several steps, discovered that a man and a woman wear the ancient era clothes, meanwhile smelled the bloody flavor. 刘哲走近几步,才发现一男一女是穿着古代的衣服,同时还闻到了血腥的味道。 ! Liu Zhe approached, to scold a swearing again, lay down had died in a man and a woman of ground, class/flow of blood from them came out, keeps the ground, is lying down a baby in the arms of woman, is crying aloud. 靠!刘哲再走近一点,不禁骂了一句粗口,躺在地上的一男一女已经死了,鲜血从他们身上流出来,留到地上,在女人的怀抱里躺着一名婴儿,正在哇哇大哭。 Is a matter? The Liu Zhe subconsciousness wants to call to report to the police, touches the pocket to discover that the cell phone has not brought, brought lighter. 到底是怎么一回事?刘哲下意识想打电话报警,一摸口袋才发现手机没带,就带了一个打火机 Does not have the means to report to the police, Liu Zhe has first to hug the baby, strange saying that just hugged the baby, he does not cry unexpectedly, a big eye curious is staring at Liu Zhe. 没办法报警,刘哲只好先将婴儿抱起来,说也奇怪,刚刚抱起婴儿,他居然不哭了,一双大大的眼睛好奇的盯着刘哲 Sees the expression of baby, Liu Zhe shows the smile, with hand he, unexpectedly was lived including ¥ ¥ by baby one, he was hungry. 看到婴儿的表情,刘哲不禁露出笑容,用手逗逗他,不料被婴儿一口含¥¥住,他饿了。 Liu Zhe withdrawing, the baby cries immediately, without the means that Liu Zhe can only hold to him own index finger. 刘哲抽回手,婴儿马上哭,没办法,刘哲只能将自己的食指给他含着。 First reported to the police, Liu Zhe is thinking at heart, looked at a man and a woman of ground, when the police helped them gather up dead bodies. Liu Zhe sighed, leading the baby to leave the woods. 先去报警吧,刘哲心里想着,看了一眼地上的一男一女,等警察来帮他们收尸吧。刘哲叹了口气,带着婴儿离开树林。 Hugged the baby to walk for ten minutes, went out of the woods, walked following a road, walked for quite a while, ran into the person, meanwhile had town. 抱着婴儿走了十来分钟,走出树林,顺着一条路走,又走了大半天,才遇到人,同时还有一座城镇。 This... looks that was puts on the ancient costume crowded town, Liu Zhe dumbfounded, where was this? Did oneself arrive at the place of a racket movie or television? 这...看着都是穿着古装人来人往的城镇,刘哲呆住了,这到底是哪里?难道自己来到了一个拍电影或者电视的地方? Liu Zhe such silly hugged the baby to enter this fully is puts on ancient era clothes the town of person. 刘哲就这样傻傻的抱着婴儿进了这个满是穿着古代衣服的人的镇子里。 However, a while after passing, understood that the clear situation Liu Zhe dumbfounded, is central in the town, the entire portrait/people looks like stupidly fell was the same, whole face does not believe. 然而,一阵子过去后,了解清楚情况的刘哲呆住了,在镇子中央一动不动,整个人像傻掉了一样,满脸的不相信。 Damn is here Three Kingdoms you dares to believe? Goes to his Sir, father was in good condition sleeps at home, woke up on crossover, do you dare to believe? 他妈的这里是三国你敢信?去他大爷的,老子好好端端地在家里睡了一觉,醒来了就穿越了,你敢信? Liu Zhe to the Three Kingdoms history is not very familiar, under the ear listens to the eye to dye also knows that some historical Famed General as well as some literary references, for example Liu Bei and Guan Yu become sworn brothers such literary reference with Zhang Fei Peach Garden, when as for what happened, Cao Cao is pinching Son of Heaven to make feudalist these matter Liu Zhe not know the time when where totally, where these Famed General were born, Liu Zhe does not know the circumstances of the matter totally. 刘哲三国历史不是很熟悉,耳听目染之下也只是知道一些历史名将以及一些典故,譬如刘备关羽张飞桃园结义这样的典故,至于何时发生什么事,曹操在何时何地挟天子以令诸侯这些事情刘哲是一概不知道时间,这些名将出生在哪里,刘哲也是一概不知情。 This moment Liu Zhe is two is big, compelled ignorant! 此刻刘哲是一头两个大,懵逼了! Even he asked several natives, makes clear him in the dynasty, the specific time he does not know, even if asked that by his historical result does not know that he only knows him now in Han Dynasty. 甚至他问了好几个当地人,才搞清楚他在的朝代,具体时间他不知道,就算问了,以他的历史成绩也是不知道的,他只知道他现在是在汉朝 Before Liu Zhe remembers, online has looked at a joke, crossover surnamed Liu definitely is Han Dynasty, crossover surnamed Li definitely is Tang Dynasty, crossover surnamed Zhu definitely is Ming Dynasty. 刘哲想起以前在网上看过的一个笑话,姓刘的穿越肯定是汉朝,姓李的穿越肯定是唐朝,姓朱的穿越肯定是明朝 At that time he looked smiled, now who knows that damn unexpectedly became real, if knows that met crossover, he first learned the history absolutely, «Book of Han» «Records of the Grand Historian» «Romance of the Three Kingdoms» anything must look absolutely more than ten. 当时他看了只是一笑而过,现在谁知道他妈的居然成真了,如果知道会穿越的话,他绝对先学好历史,《汉书》《史记》《三国演义》什么的绝对要看十几遍。 At present also the important issues, does he also want to report to the police? 眼下还有一个重要的问题,他还要不要去报警? Looks at the baby in bosom, Liu Zhe does not know that he reported to the police , no, in ancient era should say that reported. 看着怀抱里的婴儿,刘哲不知道他去报警,啊,不,在古代应该说报案了。 Can the reporting words check registered residence, at the appointed time can the post investigation does not arrive at registered residence, the bailiff, for convenient gave to catch him simply, said that he was the robber who killed the baby parents, if so, cried not to have the place to cry at that time. 报案的话会不会查户口,到时候查不到户口,捕快会不会为了省事干脆把他给抓了,说他是杀害婴儿父母的强盗,如果是那样的话,那时候哭都没地方哭去。 Waaaa baby, cried, attracted the finger to attract for quite a while, the belly was hungrier than before. 哇...”婴儿哇的一声,又哭了,吸手指吸了半天,肚子比之前还饿了。 Does not have the method, Liu Zhe to cure the thought of reporting to depress, keeps will plan in the future, now first gives the baby to look for the point to eat. 没法子,刘哲治好将报案的念头压下,留作日后再打算,现在先给婴儿找点吃的。 Found the eating place, Liu Zhe also has the worry, he did not have money. 找到有吃的地方,刘哲又有烦恼了,他没钱。 Does not know how crossover does, he only has lighter from top to bottom, let alone money, a slip of paper does not have. 不知道穿越是怎么搞的,他浑身上下就只有一个打火机,别说钱,就连一张纸片都没有。 The babies are crying unceasingly, Liu Zhe felt oneself are in crossover most miserable one, without money did not say, but must find the way to look for the food to eat to the baby. 婴儿不断在哭,刘哲觉得自己是穿越者中最惨的一个,没钱不说,还得想办法给婴儿找饭吃。 Hopes this means can be good, Liu Zhe is whispering at heart. 希望这个办法能行吧,刘哲心里嘀咕着。 Then hugged the baby to enter the restaurant, a restaurant diagonally opposite pawnshop. 然后抱着婴儿进了酒楼,酒楼斜对面的一家当铺。 boss, how much money do you look at this to be able value?” Enters in the shop, Liu Zhe pulls out lighter, asked boss. 老板,你看这个能值多少钱?”一进铺子里,刘哲掏出打火机,问老板 Well? What this is?” First time pawnshop boss that sees lighter is very curious, temporarily puts down another guest, received Liu Zhe's lighter, observes. “咦?这个是什么?”第一次见到打火机的当铺老板还是很好奇的,暂时放下另外一位客人,接过刘哲的打火机,观察起来。 After Liu Zhe how teaches boss to use, the boss complexion expression is more surprised: Quite mysterious, is this flintstone?” 刘哲老板如何使用后,老板脸色的表情更加惊讶了:“好神奇,这是打火石吗?” This called lighter, how much money did you look at value?” Liu Zhe does not have the mood and boss discusses lighter, he can only work as looked for the point to eat with the baby who the money gives the bosom. “这叫打火机,你看值多少钱?”刘哲没有心情和老板讨论打火机,他只能当了拿点钱去给怀里的婴儿找点吃的。 ...” boss felt the chin to hesitate, 100 money?” Profiteer true colors completely obviously without doubt. “唔...”老板摸着下巴沉吟起来了,“一百钱?”奸商本色尽显无疑。 Bah, the bosom also hugs a baby, Liu Zhe is really wanting to spit his face saliva. 呸,要不是怀里还抱着一个婴儿,刘哲真想吐他一脸口水。 Even the historical how idiot, Liu Zhe still knows does not have the means to make lighter to come again in ancient era, even if this lighter is one money one. 即使历史再怎么白痴,刘哲也知道在古代是没有办法做出打火机来的,哪怕这个打火机是一块钱一个。 The Liu Zhe's at heart price is above the 1000 block, but profiteer boss gave him to shrink ten times. 刘哲的心里价位是一千块以上,但奸商老板给他缩水了十倍。 Were too few.” Liu Zhe did not agree. Copes with the means of profiteer should better not to accept his price, turns around to walk, this is Liu Zhe buys the conclusion that the clothes draw in the street. “太少了。”刘哲不同意。对付奸商的办法最好就是不接受他的价格,转身就走,这是刘哲在街边买衣服得出的结论。 Liu Zhe takes lighter to turn around to leave, profiteer boss really makes noise to detain, wait/etc, guest, 500 money how?” 刘哲拿着打火机转身就要离开,奸商老板果然出声挽留,“等等,客人,五百钱怎么样?” Liu Zhe shakes the head, must leave. 刘哲摇头,还是要离开。 800 how?” 八百怎么样?” Was close to at heart the price, the Liu Zhe a little intent moved. 接近心里价位了,刘哲有点意动。 Comes in first to sit.” Profiteer boss is a worldly person, naturally could see that the Liu Zhe intent moved, quickly invited Liu Zhe to sit down to relate in detail. “进来先坐吧。”奸商老板是人精,自然看得出刘哲意动了,连忙邀请刘哲坐下细谈。 Liu Zhe where has the time to relate in detail that the bosom baby cries to make a sound heavenshaking, wants to relate in detail that does not have the peaceful environment. 刘哲哪有时间细谈啊,怀里的婴儿哭得震天响,想细谈也没安静的环境啊。 Can show me?” When Liu Zhe just wants to offer price in the heart, another sound gets up, is another guest in shop. “可以给我看看吗?”刘哲正想报出自己心中的价格时,另一个声响起,是店铺里的另一位客人。 Landlord Ma, this does not gather the custom.” Pawnshop boss looked some people want to steal away of business with him, face reveal embarrassment. 马员外,这不合规矩。”当铺老板一看有人想和他抢生意,脸露难色。 To Liu Zhe, sells anyone, so long as is rich. 刘哲来说,卖谁都可以,只要有钱。 This is transmits from the western region?” After calling the Landlord Ma's man ¥ ¥ played met lighter, asked, you did obtain from there?” “这是从西域传来的吧?”叫马员外的男人把¥¥玩了一会打火机后,问,“你是从那里得到的?” „Does this have the relations?” Liu Zhe is unemotional. “这有关系吗?”刘哲面无表情。 How much money do you want to sell?” Landlord Ma asked. “你想卖多少钱?”马员外问。 „Do you leave kill money?” Liu Zhe asked back. “你出多杀钱?”刘哲反问。 I pay the 1000 five money.” Pawnshop boss looked, bids hastily. “我出一千五钱。”当铺老板一看,连忙出价。 Liu Zhe looked at Landlord Ma, the meaning is very obvious, bid to you. 刘哲望了一眼马员外,意思很明显,到你出价了。 3000 money.” Landlord Ma bids, pawnshop boss is repulsed immediately, he is smiling bitterly shaking the head, said to Liu Zhe: You sold to him.” It seems like pawnshop boss was high the Landlord Ma's price. 三千钱。”马员外一出价,当铺老板马上败退,他苦笑着摇头,对刘哲说:“你卖给他吧。”看来当铺老板是出不了高过马员外的价格了。 Good.” Liu Zhe complies, simultaneously rejoiced at heart, had money finally, does not need to be worried about the wandering about destitute street, but has starved to death...... “好。”刘哲答应,同时心里庆幸,总算有钱了,不用担心流落街头而过饿死了…… .................. .................. 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