IARNSP :: Volume #1 大炎国——洗白之路

#45: Holds the Immortal Master thigh, can as early as possible?


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Looks that these two goods are holding the thigh, in crying to be thin crash-bang. 看着这俩货抱着自己大腿,哭得稀里哗啦。 The Shen Tian innermost feelings rejected. 沈天内心原本是拒绝的。 After all you cry to turn over to cry, do not wipe toward the this highness pants on! 毕竟你哭归哭,别往本殿下裤子上抹啊! This tears and snivel crossflow...... 这涕泗横流的…… Moreover who your two are? 而且你们二位是谁? Shen Tian flexure scratched the head, felt that absolutely did not have the impression! 沈天挠了挠头,感觉完全没印象啊! However, when he shot a look at eye these two goods head halo. 然而,但他瞥了眼这俩货头上的光环时。 Shen Tian was happy. 沈天乐了。 Yo. 呦呵。 Ok the little chest younger brother, this highness thought probably. 可以啊小胸弟,本殿下好像想起来了。 Three days ago just sheared your leek, was so quick and long? 三天前刚割完你们的韭菜,这么快又长出来了? Un, good good. 嗯,不错不错。 Immediately the smile on Shen Tian face, genial. 顿时沈天脸上的笑容,和煦了起来。 He is smiling holds Predestined person A and Predestined person B, patted two people of shoulders. 他微笑着将有缘人甲有缘人乙扶起来,拍了拍二人肩膀。 Two brothers were polite, this poor Daoist not in these days.” “二位兄弟客气了,贫道不在的这几天。” Also wants dead you!” “也想死你们了!” ...... …… Predestined person A and Predestined person B look at each other to look, the excitement in eye is hard to conceal. 有缘人甲有缘人乙相视一望,眼中的激动难以掩饰。 Really, Immortal Master has the impression to both of us. 果然,仙师对我们二人是有印象的。 After all one is the Immortal Master first being predestined friends person. 毕竟一个是仙师的首位有缘人。 But another, is summoned that all being predestined friends people are divided to Immortal Master small lovable! 而另一位,更是号召所有有缘人对仙师分成的小可爱! Two people are the Immortal Master Cult sponsors, oldest senior statesman level member. 两人是仙师教发起者,最老的元老级成员。 How Immortal Master possibly does not have the impression to us! 仙师怎么可能对我们没有印象呢! Moreover Immortal Master said unexpectedly wants dead we? 而且仙师居然说想死我们了? On the face also brings, so kind gentle smile! 脸上还带着,如此和蔼慈祥的笑容! Really in the eye of Immortal Master, we are very important! 果然在仙师的眼中,我们是非常重要的! Predestined person B said earnestly: Immortal Master on these, we have not been thinking of you on.” 有缘人乙认真道:“仙师不在这几日,吾等一直都在想念您。” Predestined person A refuses to admit being inferior: Immortal Master, I also suspended the Longevity sign to you at home!” 有缘人甲不甘示弱:“仙师,我还在家里给你摆了长生牌呢!” At home, suspended the Longevity sign to me? 在家里,给我摆了长生牌? That may troubles you. 那可真是麻烦你了。 ...... …… Shen Tian touches these two goods heads, said: Good, your intention this poor Daoist received.” 沈天摸了摸这俩货脑袋,道:“好,你们的心意贫道收到了。” Frankly, today your two are still predestined friends with this poor Daoist.” “实不相瞒,今日你们二位与贫道依然有缘。” Later, this poor Daoist then seeks for you breaks the ore spirit.” “待会,贫道便替你们寻灵断矿。” Shen Tian’s words, Predestined person A and on the Predestined person B face reveals the wild with joy color immediately. 沈天的话一出,有缘人甲有缘人乙脸上顿时露出狂喜之色。 Predestined person B signals with the eyes to Predestined person A. 有缘人乙有缘人甲使了个眼色。 That meaning obvious very: Look! I said! Listens my, right!” 那意思明显的很:“看吧!我就说了吧!听我的,没错吧!” But the people, on the face also reveal to envy the color of envy. 而身后的众人,脸上也都露出羡慕嫉妒之色。 Really teaches the strongest senior in worthily, this holds the thigh ability to be much stronger. 果然不愧是教里最强的前辈,这抱大腿能力强得可怕。 If we had known, just I did not act with constraint hesitant, felt embarrassed. 早知道,刚刚我就不犹豫矜持,觉得不好意思了。 Really, opportunity is leaves person who is prepared. 果然,机缘都是留给有准备的人。 The fate strove for! 缘分是求来的! ...... …… Thinks of here, facial features gorgeous female cultivator arrives in front of Shen Tian, lavished praise. 想到这里,一个面容艳丽的女修士来到沈天面前,抛了个媚眼。 She said with a smile: Elder Brother Immortal Master, does not know that today you and slave are predestined friends?” 她笑道:“仙师哥哥,不知今日你与奴家有缘吗?” Shen Tian looked at the forehead of female cultivator, shakes the head slowly. 沈天看了看女修士的脑门,缓缓摇头。 You miss with this poor Daoist today, later can come to the stall of this poor Daoist to have a look.” “你今日与贫道无缘,以后可以多来贫道的摊位看看。” Perhaps in the future some day, the fate will come.” “或许日后某一天,缘分就来了。” The smile on female cultivator face solidifies immediately, stamps the feet: Immortal Master you......” 修士脸上的笑容顿时凝固,跺了跺脚:“仙师你……” Female cultivator becomes angry out of shame, just wants to argue. 修士恼羞成怒,正想争辩。 However she has not opened the mouth with enough time, was held by nearby person one side. 然而她还没来得及开口,就被旁边的人提溜到一边。 Leg does not hug, but also wants to be predestined friends?” “腿都不抱,还想有缘?” Makes way! Behind also some people!” “还是让开吧!后头还有人呢!” A figure tall and strong guy, arrives in front of Shen Tian. 一个身形魁梧的大汉,走到沈天面前。 This man wears the big gown of black and white interaction, a live image bear. 这汉子穿着黑白相间的大袍子,活像一头熊。 On his face reveals the color of struggling, but the vision gradually becomes firm. 他脸上露出挣扎之色,但目光逐渐变得坚定起来。 Actually sees that man to squat to sit on the ground slowly, a pair of hand also hugs toward the Shen Tian both legs. 却见那汉子缓缓蹲坐在地上,一双手也朝着沈天双腿抱去。 Such, appears somewhat moe unexpectedly strongly! 那样子,竟然显得有几分壮萌! He raised the head, is staring at Shen Tian eagerly: Immortal Master you came back finally, my Xiong Meng also miss you so much!” 他抬起头来,眼巴巴盯着沈天:“仙师您终于回来了,俺熊猛想死你了!” Shen Tian: „???” 沈天:“???” Qin Gao: „???” 秦高:“???” Xiao Lingxian: „???” 小灵仙:“???” Eunuch Gui: „???” 桂公公:“???” Surrounding all crowds: „???” 周围所有的围观群众:“???” At this moment, everyone's vision is staring at Shen Tian stubbornly. 这一刻,所有人的目光都死死盯着沈天 They want to confirm a matter. 他们想要验证一件事情。 That is, holds the thigh usefully. 那就是,抱大腿是不是真的有用。 ...... …… Shen Tian is not a fool, he also sees in these will of the people now probably small 99. 沈天不是傻子,他现在也大概看出这些人心里的小九九了。 To be honest he really wants to tell these people, holding the thigh is useless. 说实话他真想告诉这些人,抱大腿没有用。 Although this highness helps you seek the stone, can let your providence promotion. 虽然本殿下帮你们寻石,能让你们的气运提升。 But when meets new opportunity, really by not holding my thigh can solve. 但什么时候遇到新机缘,真不是靠抱我大腿能解决的。 However what is awkward, this named Xiong Meng’s silly top of the head, but also really has opportunity. 然而尴尬的是,这个叫熊猛的憨憨头顶上,还真的有机缘 I force to go, person who your heads have opportunity organized? 我勒个去,你们这些头上有机缘的人是都组团了吗? Hugs toward the this highness thigh on one after another, but also wants the moral integrity? 一个接一个往本殿下大腿上抱,还要不要节操? This does not make one misunderstand obvious! 这不是明摆着让人误会嘛! ...... …… Or, to Xiong Meng said simply this poor Daoist and you do miss? 要不,干脆跟熊猛说贫道与你无缘? As the matter stands, others will not misunderstand to hold the thigh to seek the reason. 这样一来,其他人就不会误会抱大腿能求缘了。 But looks down the Xiong Meng eager vision, Shen Tian some are not cruel enough suddenly. 但低头看着熊猛眼巴巴的目光,沈天忽然又有些不忍心。 After all this brothers look dominate the world tall, unexpectedly can lag behind the face to hold the thigh. 毕竟这位兄弟看着五大三粗雄霸天下,居然能拉下脸来抱大腿。 Others lowered the posture like this, did you actually brutally destroy others hopes? 人家都这样放下身段了,你却无情地将人家的希望打碎? This also is too rather brutal, is too shameless, created a scene! 这未免也太无情,太无耻,太无理取闹了吧! If by some chance others become angry out of shame, what to do goes all out with you? 万一人家恼羞成怒,跟你拼命咋办? Deeply inspires, helpless Shen Tian said. 深吸一口气,沈天无奈道。 Gets up the brothers, you and this poor Daoist are also predestined friends.” “起来吧兄弟,你与贫道也有缘。” Immediately, Xiong Meng was happily bad: haha hahahaha!” 顿时,熊猛高兴坏了:“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!” Thanked Immortal Master, if I started out spirit stones, surely also gave Immortal Master to set up the Longevity sign!” “谢仙师,俺要是开出灵石,一定也给仙师长生牌!” Shen Tian: „......” 沈天:“……” Shen Tian: You draw back!” 沈天:“你还是退下吧!” After Xiong Meng falls back on the one side, immediately everyone all stares looks to the Shen Tian thigh. 熊猛退到一旁后,顿时所有人全都直勾勾地望向沈天大腿。 Even some vision cunning female cultivator, stared at the Shen Tian’s calf. 甚至有些目光刁钻的女修士,盯上了沈天的小腿。 Immediately, Shen Tian scalp tingles. 顿时,沈天头皮发麻。 If these dozens individuals rush headlong into mass action, thinks fearfully. 这几十个人要是一哄而上,想想都可怕。 ...... …… Stops!!!” “停!!!” Shen Tian shouts hastily greatly: But one may two, not be possible over and over again four!” 沈天连忙大喊道:“可一可二,不可再三再四!” You cannot hold the this throne thigh again, otherwise all misses with this throne!” “尔等不许再抱本座大腿了,否则一律与本座无缘!” Immediately, the people who these were eager to try do not dare to proceed to run again. 顿时,那些原本跃跃欲试的人都不敢再往前跑了。 The Shen Tian’s words like bolt from the blue, making them regret that does not fall. 沈天的话如晴天霹雳,让他们后悔不跌。 If we had known Immortal Master only lets first three person who holds the thigh continues the reason, should clash a moment ago! 早知道仙师只让前三个抱大腿的人续缘,刚才就应该冲啊! Because cannot put down the face, finally the error continues the reason to Immortal Master the good opportunity. 就因为放不下脸面,结果错失向仙师续缘的好机会。 This wave owed to the grandmother family/home simply! 这一波简直亏到姥姥家了! Yeah, the thigh of pair of Immortal Master was once placed in my front, I have not treasured. 哎,曾经有一双仙师的大腿摆在我的面前,我没有珍惜。 Until loses, rudely awakens. 直到失去的时候,才后悔莫及。 In this mortal world the most painful matter, is this. 尘世间最痛苦的事,莫过于此。 If the heaven can give me an opportunity, comes again one time. 如果上天可以给我一个机会,再来一次的话。 I will closely grasp the thigh of Immortal Master, said seven characters to him: Immortal Master, my miss you so much!” 我会紧紧抱住仙师的大腿,对他说七个字:“仙师,我想死你了!” ...... …… Sees the people fall in the blues, Shen Tian, helpless said: Everyone should not be discouraged.” 见众人情绪低落,沈天无奈道:“各位不要灰心。” Although you miss with this poor Daoist today, but has a lot of time for that.” “虽然你们今日与贫道无缘,但来日方长。” So long as will often come to the stall of this poor Daoist to stroll in the future, the fate will certainly appear.” “只要日后常来贫道的摊位逛逛,缘分一定会出现。” Hears the Shen Tian’s words, the people mood restored slightly. 听到沈天的话,众人情绪稍稍恢复了一些。 Has fallen back on nearby Predestined person B, at this time a face happily smiled. 早已退到旁边的有缘人乙,此时一脸得意地笑了。 He is looking at Predestined person A and Xiong Meng, said with a smile: Fellow Daoist you looked, I have not spoken incorrectly!” 他望着有缘人甲熊猛,笑道:“道友你们看,我没说错吧!” Holds Immortal Master thigh matter as early as possible, first several can also ask for the Immortal Master favor, will not ask for again in the future happily.” “抱仙师大腿这种事得趁早,前几个还能讨仙师的欢心,再往后就不讨喜了。” This racket immortal fart, must be fastidious about the innovation!” “这拍仙屁,也是要讲究创新的!” A Predestined person A face admires: Big brother has taken advanced courses in the immortal cultivation school worthily, understood that are more than us.” 有缘人甲一脸佩服:“大哥不愧是在修仙学院进修过的,懂得就是比我们多。” From now on little brother you will only follow the lead, hopes how the big brother teaches me to pat the immortal fart.” “今后小弟唯你马首是瞻,希望大哥多教教我怎么拍仙屁。” Another side, Xiong Meng flexure scratched the head. 另一边,熊猛挠了挠头。 His vision gradually strengthens: I am also same!” 他的目光逐渐坚定:“俺也一样!”
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