Among Brother Xiaopeng's individual live broadcasts, is fully occupied. 小鹏哥的个人直播间里,人满为患。 Luckily the server is powerful, has not caused the system to collapse. 幸亏服务器强大,才没有导致系统崩溃。 On light screen of projection, various types of barrages crowded to flying! 投影的光幕上,各种弹幕密集到飞起！ If switches off, will be short of the lots of fun, Bai Muye waves, will keep off the barrage on screen digs up to draw one side, the dense and numerous light screens appear around the room. 如果关掉,会少了很多乐趣,白牧野一挥手,将挡在屏幕上的弹幕扒拉到一旁,密密麻麻的光幕出现在屋子四周。 Looks at that to call a magnificent sight! 看着那叫一个壮观！ „Sits looked that the bird elder brother seeks joyfully!” “坐看鸟哥寻找快乐！” „Prize quiz bird elder brother puts on what appearance the women's wear!” “有奖竞猜鸟哥穿什么样子的女装！” „I guess the white-collar beautiful woman!” “我猜白领丽人！” „Definitely is luoli!” “肯定是luoli！” „Zulong takes!” “祖龙服！” „Aunt installs!” “大妈装！” It is not, what ghost does the aunt install is? Taste so elegant sand sculpture? 不是,大妈装是个什么鬼？还有口味如此清奇的沙雕？ In the small groups of five people of teams also a happiness, several people open the video to chat, first summarizes a next tonight to compete, then started to discuss that actually the bird elder brother will wear what women's wear later. 五人团队的小群里面也一片欢乐,几个人开着视频聊天,先总结了一下今晚比赛,然后又开始讨论起鸟哥待会儿究竟会穿什么样的女装。 However has Shan Gu this chatterbox, proper topic by crooked building. 不过有单谷这个话痨在,多正经的话题都会被歪楼。 „I guess am a Chinese-style clothing,” Ji Caiyi said that „Chinese-style clothing inside women's wear special immortal!” “我猜是唐装,”姬彩衣说道,“唐装里面的女装特别仙！” Bai Muye: Sugar attire??? 白牧野:糖装？？？ Shan Gu said: „Zulong takes on Zulong takes, why can call the Chinese-style clothing?” 单谷说道:“祖龙服就祖龙服,为什么要叫唐装？” Ji Caiyi white his eyes: „Shan Gu your literacy class result is to copy?” 姬彩衣白了他一眼:“单谷你文化课的成绩都是抄来的吧？” „Nonsense! In the literacy class has spoken this?” Shan Gu rebuttal. “胡说八道！文化课上什么时候讲过这个？”单谷反驳。 Ji Caiyi thinks: „Also yes, in literacy class indeed not about these knowledge......” 姬彩衣想了想:“也是,文化课上的确没有关于这些知识……” „That not on knot? Told you, but our literacy class near perfect score!” Shan Gu face proud tender interruption Ji Caiyi. “那不就结了？跟你说,咱文化课可是将近满分的！”单谷一脸傲娇的打断姬彩衣。 „I have not said,” Ji Caiyi hehe smiles, „ignorant on natural acknowledgment, will not laugh at you. Which should you even our origin of man in not know?” “我还没说完,”姬彩衣呵呵一笑,“无知就大大方方的承认,又不会笑话你。你该不会连咱们人类起源在哪都不知道吧？” „I go, clothes, do you as for pulling go to the origin of man that?” Shan Gu shows the whites of the eyes: „This matter who doesn't know? Milky Way!” “我去,一件衣服,你至于扯到人类起源那去吗？”单谷翻了个白眼:“这种事儿谁不知道？银河系！” Bai Muye: I do not know! Origin of man in Milky Way? Real? 白牧野:我就不知道啊！人类起源在银河系？真的么？ Si Yin said: „What you said is the antique period? That phase of history...... is fuzzy, Caiyi do you understand very much?” 司音说道:“你们说的是太古时期吗？那段历史……都是模糊的,彩衣你很了解吗？” Shan Gu said: „Do not listen to her to trick, her literacy class might as well I! Moreover, in our Andromeda massive ancient antiquity vestiges have been able to prove a matter, their past were more remote! exist(ence) arrives at ancient age before here in our ancestors. Therefore you can say that our ancestors come from Milky Way, but until the present, does not have any evidence can show, origin of man from Milky Way! I also think the origin of man from Andromeda!” 单谷道:“别听她忽悠,她文化课还不如我呢！另外,咱们仙女座内大量远古遗迹已经可以证明一件事,它们的年代更加久远！存在于我们祖先来到这里之前的古老时代。所以你可以说咱们的祖先来自银河系,但直到目前,没有任何证据可以证明,人类起源自银河系！我还认为人类起源自仙女座呢！” Ji Caiyi sneers saying: „Said these uselessly, fellow who the Chinese-style clothing does not understand! The elder sister gives you to popularize, Zulong takes to derive from our ancestor's Tang two dynasty when Milky Way! Therefore some people manage Zulong to take to call the man (Han) the clothing/taking, some people called it the Chinese-style clothing, but called, has studied person, now understood?” 姬彩衣冷笑道:“说那些没用,唐装都不懂的家伙！姐姐给你普及一下,祖龙服衍生自我们祖先在银河系时的汉唐两个朝代！所以有人管祖龙服叫汉服,也有人叫它唐装,但这么叫的,都是学过古史的人,现在明白了吗？” „You are the bar essence, I cannot stir up you.” Shan Gu instigated simply decisively. “你是杠精,我惹不起你。”单谷干脆果断的怂了。 Then the remote history, who idles is being all right to study? 那么久远的历史,谁闲着没事去研究啊？ „Forgets the history, is equal to betraying.” Ji Caiyi said. “忘记历史,就等于背叛。”姬彩衣说道。 „Little elder sister, I was wrong!” The Shan Gu second apologized. “小姐姐,我错了！”单谷秒道歉。 Has the bar fine little elder sister of culture unable to stir up! 有文化的杠精小姐姐惹不起！ Shrinking that Bai Muye trembles does not dare to make a sound in the corner. 白牧野瑟瑟发抖的缩在角落里不敢吱声。 Any man (Han) clothing/taking, Chinese-style clothing, the origin of man...... these he does not understand! 什么汉服啊、唐装啊、人类起源啊……这些他都不懂啊！ Felt that the topic good high end of big shot, to have no way to participate. 感觉大佬们的话题都好高端,没法参与。 These years he almost uses the complete thoughts in learning various Talisman Seal knowledge, goes all out to lay the foundation, all day long does not have time. Although will also access the net to look at something occasionally, but is basically also looking at Talisman Seal Master related these. 这些年他几乎将全部心思都用在学习各种符篆知识上,拼命打基础,终日不得闲。虽然偶尔也会上网看一些东西,但基本上也都是在看符篆师相关那些。 Where looks like Ji Caiyi this type, opens the mouth is the origin of man, cannot stir up sincerely. 哪像姬彩衣这种,一开口便是人类起源,真心惹不起。 You looked that Captain is very wise, on the face is maintaining the smile of politeness, did not speak. 你看队长就很明智,脸上保持着礼貌的微笑,也不说话。 It is estimated that he does not understand! 估计他也不懂！ „, The bird elder brother came out!” The Shan Gu loud reminder, then laughs: „Ha, this modeling...... fuck, can I speak a bad language?” “哦哦哦,鸟哥出来了！”单谷大声提醒,然后大笑起来:“哈哈哈,这造型……卧槽,我可以说句脏话吗？” No one responds him, Shan Gu said: „Tete beautiful!” 没人搭理他,单谷道:“太特么美了！” Among the bird elder brother's live broadcasts , a white skirt floating long hair beautiful woman walks into the lens, leading the bird elder brother of wig sweet to smile to the lens: „Hi, everyone's good, I am your bird elder brother......” 鸟哥的直播间里,一个白裙飘飘的长发美女走入镜头,带着假发的鸟哥冲着镜头甜甜一笑:“嗨,大家好,我是你们的鸟哥……” The barrage exploded instantaneously thoroughly! 弹幕瞬间就彻底爆炸了！ Is dense and numerous almost did not see clearly, now is more exaggerating, Bai Muye surrounds these barrages in the room, everywhere is the writing of fluttering. 原本就已经是密密麻麻几乎看不清楚,现在更夸张,白牧野将这些弹幕环绕在屋子里,到处都是飘扬的文字。 But useless, that intensity, has the person of phobophobia to suffer a relapse directly. 但没用,那种密集程度,有恐惧症的人能直接犯病。 Also really let alone, very graceful bird elder brother changed this women's wear, not only seems like not out of sorts, is very unexpectedly attractive! 还真别说,本就挺帅的鸟哥换上这一身女装,不但看上去一点都不违和,竟然还挺漂亮！ The long hair is floating, the oval face, the big eye, is fair-skinned, on an ear that reveals, but also brings two showing individuality black ear nails...... 长发飘飘,瓜子脸,大眼睛,皮肤白皙,露出来的一只耳朵上,还带着两个彰显个性的黑色耳钉…… „fuck fuck, I special that flash unexpectedly was a little just excited, what ghost is this?” Shan Gu boasts in the small group. “卧槽卧槽,我特么刚刚那一瞬间竟然有点心动,这是什么鬼？”单谷在小群里咋咋呼呼的。 „Easy curved physique?” Si Yin whispered low voice. “易弯体质吧？”司音小声嘀咕了一句。 Pū! 噗！ Bai Muye could not bear here, smiled to spurt directly. 白牧野在这边没忍住,直接笑喷了。 Cannot look, big Schoolmate luoli makes up the blade ability to be very strong! 看不出来,大luoli同学补刀能力很强啊！ Before a Brother Shan Gu 159, come an easy curved physique now...... 之前一句单谷哥一百五十九,现在又来了个易弯体质…… Shan Gu is puzzled: „What did you say?” 单谷一脸疑惑:“你说啥？” Si Yin: „Has not said anything, is praising you!” 司音:“没说什么,在夸你！” Ji Caiyi said in that side: „Do not quarrel, listening to Brother Xiaopeng to say!” 姬彩衣在那边说道:“都别吵了,听小鹏哥说！” Several people shut up. 几个人都闭上了嘴。 Xiaopeng looks at the lens: „This, is willing to bet to concede, had nothing to say. First High first year several schoolmates are indeed outstanding, are strong, enter the round of eight, impressive! I do not blame them , I do not blame them......” 小鹏看着镜头:“这个,愿赌服输啊,没什么可说的。一中高一的几个同学的确优秀,实力强劲,一路闯入八强,令人刮目相看！我不怪他们,真的,我一点都不怪他们……” Xiaopeng said that while puts out a cake, holds the plastic blade wickedly, ka ka one on the cake cuts. 小鹏一边说,一边拿出一块蛋糕,恶狠狠操起塑料刀,咔咔的在蛋糕上一顿切。 Until the cake was slivered the cake sauce, this throws the plastic blade one side, long vents anger. 直到蛋糕被切成了蛋糕酱,这才把塑料刀扔到一旁,长长出了口气。 A face sincere to lens: „I am not really angry!” 一脸真诚的对着镜头:“我真的不生气！” Said that moistened a cake with the finger, placed the mouth to bind, charming and sultry lavished praise to the lens. 说完用手指沾了一点蛋糕,放在嘴里裹了一下,风情万种的冲着镜头抛了个媚眼。 „Sweet!” “甜着呢！” Among the live broadcasts in person looks that Xiaopeng does strangely in that all smiled to turn. 直播间里面的人看着小鹏在那搞怪,全都笑翻了。 Because the barrage are too many, most people chose the closure, but has therefore not reduced the pleasure. 因为弹幕太多,大部分人都选择了关闭,但并未因此而减少乐趣。 Looked at the bird elder brother wave enough. 看鸟哥浪就够了。 Bai Muye and the others are also smiling, who could see that the bird elder brother is acting in a play, for example I do not blame their times, the tone is sad, almost sobbed. 白牧野等人也在笑,谁都看得出鸟哥是在演戏,比如说我一点都不怪他们的时候,语气伤悲,几近哽咽。 It seems like that cannot the actor of women's wear not be a good host! 看来,不能女装的男演员就不是一个好主持人！ But next, more explosive appeared! 但下一个,更加劲爆的一幕出现了！ Sees only the bird elder brother to pull up the hair to the lens, in the sound transmits strong music immediately- 只见小鸟哥冲着镜头一撩头发,音响里顿时传来强劲的音乐- You are my small his small apple! 你是我的小丫小苹果！ The people compelled ignorant, is this Divine Comedy that passes from which dimension? 众人都懵逼了,这是从哪个次元传过来的神曲？ Then the music trades- 接着音乐一换- We study the cat to call together, together meow meow meow meow meow meow...... 我们一起学猫叫,一起喵喵喵喵喵喵…… Bai Muye soon collapsed, that side Shan Gu had been shouting in that were insane. 白牧野快要崩溃了,那边单谷已经在那喊着自己要疯了。 The bird elder brother as if played hi, the music again changed, the bird elder brother was peaceful, a big eye is staring at the lens, to feeling that the person one type sprouted very much- 鸟哥似乎玩嗨了,音乐再次一变,鸟哥安静下来,一双大眼睛盯着镜头,给人一种很萌的感觉- The joyful pond planted, vainly hoped for that turns into the sea, the eye big mouth of drum, similarly sang resoundingly, taking advantage of my pair of small wing, can fly to Sun, I believe that miracle in body. 快乐池塘栽种了,梦想就变成海洋,鼓的眼睛大嘴巴,同样唱得响亮,借我一双小翅膀,就能飞向太阳,我相信,奇迹就在身上。 ...... 啦…… Two Divine Comedy has seized the soul to absorb the mortal form, a nursery song is the terrifying in this way! 两首神曲就已夺魂摄魄,一首儿歌更是恐怖如斯！ Li Zhiyuan: „Fierce!” 刘志远:“厉害！” Shan Gu: „Is this our ancestor's ancient melodies?” 单谷:“这是咱们祖先的古曲？” Ji Caiyi: „Ha, was formerly Divine Comedy......” 姬彩衣:“哈哈哈,是古老年间的神曲……” little white was defeated, turned on the barrage rapidly. 小白被击败了,迅速开启了弹幕。 The barrage thorough is insane. 弹幕已经彻底疯了。 Overlapped dense and numerous, even if in 3 D condition of light screen projection, did not have the means to see clearly on that to say anything. 重重叠叠密密麻麻,哪怕是在光幕投影的3D状态下,也没办法看清楚那上面到底在说什么。 „I am not good, I wanted insanely, I a little suspect that now the life......” Shan Gu is muttering in that side, switched off the video of small group to chat. “我不行了,我要疯了,我现在有点怀疑人生……”单谷在那边咕哝着,关掉了小群的视频聊天。 Ji Caiyi smiles doubles with laughter, the tears smile, said: „I am not good, I must go out to explain with my father, he just came to ask why I kneel am looking at the video......” 姬彩衣笑得前仰后合,眼泪都笑出来,说道:“我也不行了,我得出去跟我爸爸解释一下,他刚刚过来问我为什么跪着看视频……” Here Bai Muye looked at a young people person to project, discovered that Si Yin has disappeared, cannot bear ask: „Si Yin?” 白牧野看了一眼小群众人投影这边,发现司音已经不见了,忍不住问道:“司音呢？” „That side smiling......” Si Yin hears depressing laughter, later also closed/pass the video to chat. “在笑……”司音那边传来一阵压抑的笑声,随后也关了视频聊天。 Bai Muye looks to Li Zhiyuan, cannot bear saying that admires: „Captain is steady!” 白牧野看向刘志远,忍不住佩服的说道:“还是队长稳！” „? Did you say me? Hahahaha! Laughed at me, the bird elder brother women's wear sang Divine Comedy...... ha haha......” “啊？你说我？哈哈哈哈！笑死我了,鸟哥女装唱神曲……哈哈哈……” Captain that side video also interrupted. 啪,队长那边视频也中断了。 Bai Muye: „......” 白牧野:“……” After a half hour, Bai Muye turns on the social communications software, found Dong chestnut/trembling account number, he wants to know how Brother Dong appraises. 半小时后,白牧野打开社交通讯软件,找到董栗的账号,他想知道董哥怎么评价。 Also before a half hour, Brother Dong just updated an information probably- 大概也是在半小时前,董哥刚刚更新了一条信息- „I said, he will find joyfully!” “我就说,他会从中找到快乐！” Short a half hour, below probably several hundred thousand replies. 短短半小时,下面大概几十万条回复。 The bird elder brother was red! 鸟哥红了！