GDHPOYM :: Volume #2

#184: The father is dry/does


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That is the youth of imposing appearance head prevents to say immediately: Sister what Qing, here even world of mortals, but you may not so, later the upper boundary also probably rule to this world of mortals, you cannot put now too high your stance.” 那为首的英伟青年随即阻止道:“何晴师妹,这里即便是下界,但你也不可如此,以后上界还要对这下界统治,你如今不可把自己的姿态放得太高。” Sister what Qing hears, after snort/hum sound, this discontented say/way: Hears the world of mortals main road not entire, some people have not practiced the god to cross, Senior Brother Naslin you why so discrete.” 何晴师妹听闻,哼了声之后,这才不满道:“听闻下界大道不全,未曾有人修炼成神过,纳兰师兄你何必那么谨慎。” The named Senior Brother Naslin's youth said: Junior Sister, the multi- incident is inferior to few incident, I make you change the temper, your must suffer some hardships sooner or later, you are only the profound Yuan, such as I so have not been the spirit sovereign boundary, if I in this vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered some, might as well, but if the Senior Brother I here, you are not weak, wicked opposite party, how could you are the opponent, the nature, the promising brother, may certainly guarantee all your is well in the world of mortals today, but your temperament proudly does not change is not good.” 名为纳兰师兄的青年道:“师妹,多一事不如少一事,我只是让你改改性子,你这样迟早要吃些苦头的,你才只是玄元,未曾如我这般已是灵皇境界,我若在此界纵横些,也是无妨,但若是师兄我不在这里,你势单力薄,恶了对方,你又何曾是对手,自然,有为兄在,今日当然可在下界保你平安无事,但你这傲然的脾气不改可不行呐。” Sister what Qing beams with joy immediately, draws Senior Brother Naslin's sleeve to act like a spoiled brat saying: senior brother, you wait others to be really good!” 何晴师妹立即眉开眼笑,拉着纳兰师兄的袖子撒娇道:“师兄,你待人家真好!” Junior Brother spring also teased: Senior Brother Naslin and Junior Sister were two sentiments like each other from before, Senior Brother Langner was you are good to the Junior Sister, after you will get married in the future, my Chen spring, but was better drinks your celebration drinks tastily.” 泉师弟也调侃道:“纳兰师兄与师妹从以前就是两情相悦,兰纳师兄自是对师妹你好极了,待你们将来成亲之后,我陈泉,可是要好好喝喝你们的喜酒呀。” Then, Senior Brother Naslin said: Junior Sister, we first walk one step, you do not need to talk too much with these world of mortals civilians, we look for the punishment day founder and where, then makes the plan, the elder found a space crack before, is earlier than ten annual income this us, we first go to punishment Catholicism to seek the elder, then plays well in this world of mortals, needs further consideration.” 说罢,纳兰师兄道:“师妹,咱们先走一步吧,你也不必与这些下界小民多言,我们且去找找刑天教祖地在何处,然后再做打算,长老之前找到一个空间裂缝,比我们早十年入此界,我们先去刑天教寻长老,再在这下界好好玩耍玩耍,从长计议。” Finishes barely the words, their three people then must fall outside Star Valley to walk toward this. 话音未落,他们三人便是要往这坠星谷外走去。 As for that Junior Brother Chen spring, discovered that the following five people, three female and two male, as well as two lie the small fox on both hands bosom long sword man shoulder, has been staring at them, therefore Junior Brother Chen spring gets angry: Looks at anything to look! Your these world of mortals civilians, are courting death...... wait/etc, senior brother! This woman is quite pretty!? I must decide! Other two are also good, brings, when my concubine is just right!” 至于那陈泉师弟,发现后面五个人,三女两男,以及两只趴在双手怀抱长剑男子肩膀上的小狐狸,在一直盯着他们,因此陈泉师弟不由怒道:“看什么看!你们这些下界小民,是在找死么……等等,师兄!这女人好漂亮!?我要定了!其余两个也是不错,拿来当我的小妾正好!” Senior Brother Naslin does not return to urge: Junior Brother, you are looking at anything, this world of mortals can have what beautiful woman, walked, well! Truly good, how to have such peony!?” 纳兰师兄头也不回劝道:“师弟,你在看什么,这下界能有什么美人,走了走了,咦!确实不错,怎有此等国色天香!?” black ink looks at each other one with the indigo white balanced, forest Hongying reflects the snow similar surface appearance to peep amicably, governing spirit also stares to look at the opposite party. 墨均衡与白蓝对视一眼,林红英和穆映雪同样面面相窥,御灵也直勾勾看着对方。 The indigo white evil charm said with a smile: That female do not snatch with me, the buttocks curl upwards, certainly can live, I grasp to give the master, when breeds, has a kid to come out to give me to spank, the master does not want, I then am send to the slanting moon/month building to work as the prostitute, is long also good, sells certainly for money, ten years make her have ten children.” 白蓝邪魅一笑道:“那女的你们不要和我抢,屁股这么翘,一定能生,我抓去给师父当配种,生个娃出来给我打屁股,师父不要,我便是送去斜月楼当粉头,长得还行,一定卖钱,十年让她生十胎。” forest Hongying also said accordingly: I have distantly related Grandma ancestor this year already over 800 years old, the life was quick completely, was needs the anger exuberant man to derive Yuanyang, that stature was solid, do not snatch with me, the belt/bring went back to give my Grandma ancestor to use, assigned/life one after another.” 林红英也应声道:“我有个远房祖奶奶今年已经八百多岁,寿元快尽了,也是需要个火气旺盛的男子汲取元阳,那身材结实的,你们不要与我抢,带回去给我祖奶奶用用,续续命。” The governing spirit hears here, the whole body trembles, looks is Senior Brother Naslin of head, cast the vision of sympathy. 御灵听到这里,浑身瑟瑟发抖,看着为首的纳兰师兄,投去了同情的目光。 forest Hongying sees that laughs, quite wicked interest flavor: Govern court attendant, holds that person for me, otherwise delivers you to accompany my Grandma ancestor ~ 林红英见状,嘻嘻一笑,颇为恶趣味道:“御郎,替我抓住那人,不然送你去陪我祖奶奶~” Govern spirit dumb as a wooden chicken. 御灵呆若木鸡。 When opposite that three people have not understood what's all this about, only hears the zither music to resound behind, the sword light rises suddenly! 对面那三人还未听懂这是怎么回事之时,就只听见身后琴音响起,剑光暴涨! The governing spirit hurried to offer a sacrifice to own divine blade in panic-stricken, a roaring flame steel knife, broke their way in front. 御灵在惊恐之中慌忙祭出了自己的神刀,一柄烈焰钢刀,就在前头断去了他们的去路。 senior brother younger sister three speechless immediately. 师兄妹三个顿时哑然。 Enters this less than half quarter, has planted. 才入此界不到半刻钟,就已经栽了。 ...... …… Approximately in two days, Si word was still raising glory hall to review the memorial to the emperor. 大约过了两天之后,司言仍旧是在养荣殿批阅奏折。 During this he has not seen anyone, has not called the purple Chinese catalpa to wait on the bedroom. 在这个期间他也未见什么人,更没有唤紫梓来侍寝。 In raising glory hall walks everywhere, or goes to the bathhouse the froth, making the palace maid wash to him. 只是在养荣殿四处走走,或者去澡堂里泡泡,让宫女给他洗洗。 Although he can put down, no matter, but before this bends over one's desk, he actually somewhat cannot sit still. 虽然他可以放下不管,只是在这伏案前,他却有些坐不住。 Si word the library in destiny pavilion, is how rich, therefore regarding managing the country and managing political affairs, he also has oneself understanding. 司言在天命阁的藏书室,是何其丰富,所以对于治国理政,他同样有着自己的理解。 He almost while the time that oneself are in power, all being able to tolerate places, including payment of taxes detail and so on, to change. 他几乎是趁着自己掌权的当儿,把所有看不过眼的地方,包括赋税的细节之类,都给更改了。 At this time Cao positive/correct comes, arrives at Si word start/open report/give who: King monarch sovereign, is falling the corpse of place of Star Valley, had dug out all, by the supervising institute, with the person of General Li strict, is safeguarding, is only the climate is too moist, many corpses corrupt, fear the plague to happen, General Li strict has burnt down, the bone ash has also deposited one alone.” 此时曹正进来,走到司言的身边启禀道:“国主,在坠星谷之处的尸体,也已经被尽数挖出,由督查院,和李严将军的人,在看管,只是气候太湿润,很多尸体都腐烂,恐有瘟疫发生,李严将军已经焚烧了许多,骨灰也已单独存放一处。” Si word puts down the writing brush in hand, had a yawn saying: That does not have the means that according to the meaning of General Li manages, can return to the hometown to return to the hometown to bury as far as possible, do not let anyone violent corpse wilderness.” 司言放下手里的毛笔,打了个哈欠道:“那也没办法,按李将军的意思去办吧,能送回家乡就尽量送回家乡安葬,不要让任何一个人暴尸荒野。” Lackey understands.” Cao Zhengying said, is only, the king monarch sovereign, the corpse dug out, piled up outside the city, but also had the rumor to get up.” “奴才明白。”曹正应道,“只是,国主,尸体被挖出,很多都堆积在了城外,但又有流言起来了。” The division word stretches oneself, says with a smile: Was some folk rumors said that the deaths of this common people, was the Black Tortoise king monarch sovereign causes, was this king monarch sovereign is taking the human life to refine the evil merit, in cruelly harming this Black Tortoise country common people, yes, these I heard yesterday, I also went to the street.” 司言伸了个懒腰,笑道:“是不是民间有流言说这百姓之死,是玄武国主所导致,是这国主在拿人命在炼邪功,在残害这玄武国百姓,是吧,这些我昨天就听见了,我自己还去街上走了一圈。” Si word discovers for day, some people manufacture the idol on the street, several moldings had finished, he goes forward to go to do obeisance again distantly, does obeisance the pawnshop to rupture the idol that the people mold again, these people are one piece wail bitterly, the ground goes all out to cover the idol fragment. 司言发现一天不到,又有人在街上制作神像,已经有好几个塑形完毕,他上前再次去遥遥一拜,再次把民众们所塑造起来的神像拜得当行爆裂,那些民众又是一片哭天喊地,地上拼命捂着神像的碎片。 At that time Si word looked is sneers. 当时司言看了是冷笑不已。 If seeks help from gods and Buddhas really usefully, why this time some so many slaughtering, why this world Cao positive/correct is also astonished, reminds: King monarch sovereign, do not take a walk at will is quite good.” 若是求神拜佛真有用,为何这时间还有那么多杀戮,为何这世间曹正讶异,提醒道:“国主,还是不要随意走动比较好。” Si Yanhuan tone, said: Cao positive/correct, this solitary one is not also two imperial concubines returns to one's old home to visit parents, you passed on the imperial decree.” 司言换了个口吻,又道:“曹正,孤不是还有两位妃子回老家省亲么,你把圣旨传出去了么。” „The king monarch sovereign, the imperial decree has transmitted reply, making two imperial concubines rest for two months in the native place, and do not come back.” “回禀国主,圣旨已经传达了,让两位妃子在老家多休息两月,且不要回来。” This is good.” “这就好。” Although Si word does not know the details of that two imperial concubine, but first makes them treat in the native place, rather than enters this royal palace, always a good deed, can similarly evading many issues. 司言虽然不知道那两位妃子的底细,但是先让她们待在老家,而不是进这王宫,总是件好事,同样也可以避忌很多问题。 At this time, outside broadcast the sound suddenly, that waits for young court eunuch outside to shout to shout suddenly: Princess Yu! Under Taizi Dian!” 只是在这时候,外面忽然传来了声音,那等候在外的小太监忽然扯着嗓子喊道:“俞王妃到!太子殿下到!” The division word facial expression is startled, the Cao positive/correct similar facial expression is strange, but Si word smiles immediately, he waves to Cao positive/correct, told: You handle matters, I might as well, when I will love the imperial concubine.” 司言神情一怔,曹正同样神情古怪,不过司言随即只是笑笑,他对曹正挥挥手,吩咐道:“你且去办事,我自己无妨,待我会会爱妃。” Cao positive/correct takes orders, withdraws joyfully. 曹正听命,欣然退出。 At this time the curtain of night , the candlelight will also be dragging quickly gently. 此时夜幕也快将至,烛火正在轻轻摇曳着。 In Princess Yu and long letter/believes the crown prince to enter respectively, long letter/believes the crown prince first to salute to say respectfully: Royal Father!” 俞王妃和长信太子分别入内,长信太子先恭敬行礼道:“父王!” Si word should say to this cheap son: Good, good.” 司言对这便宜儿子应道:“好,好。” King monarch sovereign.” Princess Yu also bows salutes saying that servants and long believe two days not to see the king monarch sovereign, is leads him to pay respects.” “国主。”俞王妃也躬身一行礼道,“臣妾与长信两日未见国主,便是带他过来请个安。” The long letter/believes said similarly: Royal Father, the son feudal official does not see the Royal Father long time, in the heart thought of.” 长信同样道:“父王,儿臣多日不见父王,心中甚是想念。” Si word is also bright the sound said: Also thinks of you this solitary one!” 司言也朗声道:“孤也想念你们!” Princess Yu here, in the heart had some puzzled, why does not know, from her thought some time past this king monarch sovereign is somewhat strange, but where is specifically strange, she could not say a reason why. 俞王妃在这里,心中有了些困惑,不知道为何,从前些时候她就觉得这国主有些古怪,但具体古怪在哪里,她却也说不出个所以然。 King monarch sovereign, before servants maternal home, accidentally obtained a good old wild gingseng, the servants was is asking the father to bring, told that the meals room cooked pot chicken soup to the king monarch sovereign, today also sends to the king monarch sovereign.” “国主,臣妾娘家之前偶然得到了一株上好的老山参,臣妾便是问爹爹拿了过来,吩咐膳房给国主熬了一锅鸡汤,今日也是给国主送来了。” Princess Yu from following in the palace maid hand received that cup chicken soup, was carries the division word to bend over one's desk on. 俞王妃从跟随进来的宫女手中接过那一盅鸡汤,便是端到了司言伏案上。 She scoops up one bowl personally, some inside also chickens, with the slice of old wild gingseng. 她亲自舀出一碗,里面还有些鸡肉,和老山参的切片。 Si word said hastily: Loves the imperial concubine laboriously, loves the imperial concubine laboriously.” 司言连忙道:“辛苦爱妃,辛苦爱妃。” He received, then drank, did not fear that is virulent. 他接过,便是喝了起来,也不怕里面有没有毒。 After all the boundary of by Division word, by his mortal body achievement, will not be worried oneself were poisoned, let alone he also understands the medical ethics. 毕竟以司言的境界,以他的肉身成就,也不会担心自己被毒害,何况他还懂得医道。 However this chicken soup is actually delicious, fragrant, but is not greasy, some royal palace chef actually also quite skills. 不过这鸡汤倒是美味,香甜而不腻,王宫御厨倒是也颇有些本事。 This Princess Yu sees him to drink, this slow language said in a soft voice: King monarch sovereign, your previous and servants has complained, each time after purple Chinese catalpa younger sister sexual intercourse, often will feel own body is exhausted, is also very sore, the servants you asked the refine the pill of immortality master for the king monarch sovereign actually, must come a box fine Rikimaru, after swallowing, even 2nd day getting up, will not feel exhausted, actually also don't said that was the 2nd day, even if were the 3rd day, following several days continuously so, can as in full vigour.” 这俞王妃见他喝下,这才轻声慢语道:“国主,你上次与臣妾抱怨过,每次和紫梓妹妹房事之后,经常会觉得自己身子骨疲惫不堪,头也很疼,臣妾倒是替国主你去问炼丹师,要来了一盒子精力丸,在吞服之后,即使是第二日起来,也不会感到疲惫,其实也莫说是第二日,哪怕是第三日,后面几天连续如此,也依旧能精力旺盛。” This Princess Yu box red pill, each, only then fingernail that big or small, before placing his bending over one's desk, said with a smile: But this red pill, the strength was also violent, the king monarch sovereign, after yourself swallowed, needed comes some to the purple Chinese catalpa younger sister, only needed to soak it in the tea, no one could smell, the purple Chinese catalpa younger sister decides however does not know, the king monarch sovereign will not lose the face.” 这俞王妃把一盒子红丸,每一颗,只有指甲盖那么大小,给放在了他的伏案前,也是笑道:“但这红丸,力道也是猛烈了些,国主,你自己吞服之后,也需得给紫梓妹妹来一些,只需要把它浸泡在茶水之中,谁也嗅不出,紫梓妹妹定然也不会知道,国主自是不会失了脸面。” Si word pretends great happiness say/way this words to take seriously!” 司言装作大喜道“此话当真!” This is natural.” Princess Yu said with a smile: Male and female servants to obtain this box of pill pill for the king monarch sovereign, but spent much money and means that you made for the king monarch sovereign.” “这是当然。”俞王妃笑道:“臣妾为了替国主得到这盒丹丸,可是花了不少银子和办法,才替国主你去弄来了。” In Si word drank bowl chicken soup completely, then takes out more than ten grains to place the palm from inside all of a sudden, lost toward own belly, then swallowed. 司言把碗里的鸡汤饮尽,然后从里面一下子取出了十几粒放在掌心,都往自己肚子里丢,然后吞服进去。 Princess Yu said immediately with amazement: King monarch sovereign, swallows one grain to be then enough, moreover before is the sexual intercourse, can use, now is impossible to swallow randomly!” 俞王妃立即骇然道:“国主,吞服一粒便是足以,而且是房事之前才能用,现在万万不可能乱吞服啊!” After the division word swallows, the complexion instantaneous is ruddy, a feeling of cauterization, is also spreading. 司言吞服之后,脸色瞬间红润起来,一股烧灼的感觉,在随之蔓延。 He seemed like a little drunk suddenly, then smiled continually, is making a belch. 他忽然像是有点醉了,那么连笑起来,都在打嗝。 Country... king monarch sovereign you!” “国…国主你!” Si word ate up that cup chicken soup. 司言又把那盅鸡汤喝掉了许多。 Then gets up suddenly, walks, holds on the hand of Princess Yu, blocked the bosom her. 接着才忽然起来,走过去,拉住俞王妃的手,把她拦到了怀里。 Princess Yu said panic-stricken: Country... king monarch sovereign!?” 俞王妃惊恐道:“国…国主!?” Loves the imperial concubine, today purple is not, you accompany actually this solitary one, tries the reagent!” “爱妃,今日紫儿不在,你倒是来陪陪孤,试试药呀!” Country... the king monarch sovereign, you had more than one year not to ask the servants to wait on the bedroom, today how... how!?” “国…国主,你都有一年多未曾找臣妾侍寝了,今日怎么…怎么!?” She saw Si word the big hand to touch oneself chest, immediately hiss sound said: King monarch sovereign! Long letter/believes also outside! Our was rather dissolute!” 她见司言的大手摸到了自己的胸脯,马上嘶声道:“国主!长信还在外面!咱们这样未免浪荡了!” Long believes and follows the person's shadow in gate to see that Si word and female imperial concubine hug in the same place, the feeling in heart is very strange, this type saw with own eyes mother was embraced, moreover that person is not the father, naturally has intensely ill, therefore also has the sound said immediately: Female imperial concubine, the Royal Father, this... is your in?!” 长信从门上的人影见到司言与自己母妃抱在一起,心中的感觉十分诡异,这种亲眼见到娘亲被人搂抱,而且那人还不是亲生父亲,自然是有着强烈不适,所以也随即出声道:“母妃,父王,这个…你们这是在?!” He hopes that through own sound, making the division word give up resting his mother. 他希望通过自己的声音,让司言放弃睡他妈。 But he has not shouted, inside Si word has scolded, said sternly: Scoundrel! Crystal boys! Has many to the father rolls far! The father wants today damn!” 但他还未喊完,里面的司言就已经骂出来,厉声道:“混账!孽子!给老子有多远滚多远!老子今天就要干你娘!”
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