GS :: Volume #1 高中篇:那些年我们修真了

#14: Actually, my sense of humor continuously in


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At this time, the surroundings saw a play has stood is waiting and seeing far away. Here the matter of they had seen, facing Jiang Ming this ruthless person, no one does not only dare to go forward. Now saw that some people make a move, naturally is attractive. But has to know that the Cheng Yu's students knew and have the good play to look, some people also saw or heard him in the cafeteria yesterday with celebrating a holiday that Jiang Ming produced. 这时候,周围看戏的都已经站在老远的观望了。这边发生的事他们早就看见了,只不是面对江明这种狠人,没人敢上前罢了。现在看到有人出手,当然要好好看看。而有认识程宇的学生都知道又有好戏看了,一些人昨天在食堂也看到或者听到了他跟江明产生的过节。 Actually, my sense of humor continuously, but, I feared that you cannot withstand my humor!” Cheng Yu light saying with a smile. “其实,我的幽默感一直都在,只是,我怕你们承受不起我的幽默!”程宇淡淡的笑道。 Cheng Yu, you must make clear the present condition, you know that who this is? The blade elder brother, Blood Wolf Gang elite, who does not know area city this, does not know on your not knowing the immensity of heaven and earth boy, you think the blade elder brother is the bludger who Xu Yuandong that dumb kid invited? However now does not know importantly, does not meet your CNC elder brother to know that is very profound.” Jiang Ming loud saying. 程宇,你要搞清楚现在的状况,你知道这位是谁吗?刀哥,血狼帮的精锐,在中城这一带谁人不知,也就你这种不知天高地厚的小子不知道,你以为刀哥是徐东远那傻小子请的小混混吗?不过现在不知道不要紧,一会你就会对刀哥认识很深刻的。”江明大声的说道。 Saw that Lin Yuhan was also grasped by Jiang Ming, the whole face puts in great inconvenience to and worry expression. 看到林雨菡还被江明抓着手,满脸委屈和担心的表情。 Cheng Yu looks at Jiang Ming saying: Said, you were eat to decide me?” 程宇看着江明说道:“这么说,你是吃定我了?” Was eats to decide you, how you can I.” “就是吃定你了,你能把我怎么样。” Cheng Yu is narrowing the eye, the figure rushed to front of Jiang Ming in a flash, holds Jiang Ming to grab the hand of Lin Yuhan, pinches, only heard bone scraps the sound, the Jiang Ming pitiful yell sound just resounded, was trampled by Cheng Yu in the abdomen, the whole person such as the kite of broken line, goes beyond compared with the arc that Xu Yuandong departed initially. 程宇眯着眼睛,身形一晃就冲到了江明面前,抓住江明抓着林雨菡的手,一捏,只听到一声骨碎的声音,江明惨叫声刚刚响起,就被程宇一脚踹在腹部,整个人如断线的风筝,比徐东远当初飞出的弧线有过之无不及。 Cheng Yu draws to stand Lin Yuhan in Fatty Qian side. The blade elder brother also had a scare by the Cheng Yu sudden movement, sees this situation, is greeting the following brothers, shouts one, on, the following more than ten people flushed. Cheng Yu does not hope that they project on Lin Yuhan, therefore moves forward to meet somebody, three fist two feet, the pitiful yell, saw only to fly in a direction, finally like human pyramid, more than ten people actually solid folded, only left behind a wailing sound, at this time the arhat, lay down on the ground, the blade elder brother then saw, these people were not the foot break are the hand break. 程宇林雨菡拉过来站在钱胖子的旁边。刀哥也被程宇突然的动作吓了一跳,看到这种情况,招呼着后面的兄弟,大喊一声,“上”,后面十几人就冲了上来。程宇不希望他们打到林雨菡,于是迎了上去,三拳两脚,惨叫不已,只见一个个朝着一个方向飞了出去,结果像叠罗汉一样,十几个人硬是结结实实的叠了上去,只留下一片哀嚎声,这时候罗汉倒了下来,一个个躺在地上,刀哥这才看到,这些人不是脚断了就是手断了。 The blade elder brother cold sweat braves, this realized, today this was hits on the sheet iron. At this time Jiang Ming was also shaking all over that frightened, looked deathly pale. 刀哥冷汗直冒,这才意识到,今天这是撞到铁板上了。这时候江明也是吓的全身发抖,脸色惨白。 Hehe, does not know that you felt my joke opens how, sense of humor enough, if insufficient, you can also feel.” “呵呵,不知道你觉得我这个玩笑开的怎么样,幽默感够不够,要是不够的话,你也可以来感受一下。” Haha, the mister sense of humor is really rich, actually all these is a misunderstanding, all these are he pull strings.” But the blade elder brother at this time Jiang Ming despised, but also without making clear the situation of opposite party finds the person to retaliate on a grand scale. “哈哈,先生果然幽默感丰富,其实这一切都是个误会,这一切都是他指使的。”刀哥这时候可是江明恨透了,还没搞清楚对方的情况就这么大张旗鼓的找人来报复。 Hehe, I is actually very good to speak, since is a misunderstanding, everyone openly expressed was all right.” Cheng Yu said with a smile, this smile must kindly kind, must sincere sincere. Lin Yuhan and Fatty feel the surprise, not far away hears the person who they talked also to feel very puzzled, how this famous violent flower Young Master changed was so good to speak. “呵呵,其实我这人很好说话的,既然是个误会,大家说开了就没事了。”程宇笑着说道,这笑容要多和蔼有多和蔼,要多真挚有多真挚。就连身旁的林雨菡胖子都感到十分诧异,不远处听到他们对话的人也感到十分不解,这有名的暴力花花公子怎么变的这么好说话了。 Right, misunderstands, next time I will certainly lead the brothers to come to apologize.” Saw that Cheng Yu was so kind at this time, immediately felt own today does too should not. Has a look at others this bearing, side has a look at cold sweat directing current Jiang Ming that frightens again with, oneself were really blind, how to help him handle this matter. “对对对,都是误会,下次我一定带着兄弟们上门道歉。”看到程宇这时候还这么亲切,顿时感觉自己今天做的实在太不应该了。看看人家这气度,再看看旁边吓的冷汗直流的江明同,自己真是瞎了眼了,怎么会帮他做这种事情。 Hehe, comes to apologize does not use, but you also saw, my girlfriend lets heavy that you frighten, do you feel?” Lin Yuhan heard Cheng Yu to say oneself were his girlfriend blushes immediately. “呵呵,上门道歉就不用了,不过你也看到了,我女朋友让你们吓的不轻,你觉得呢?”林雨菡听到程宇说自己是他女朋友顿时脸红了。 Blade Girton, said with a smile: „Is is, this is my mistake. Here has 1000, considers me today to the frightening fee/spent that the sister-in-law creates, but also asked the sister-in-law to accept.” The blade elder brother pulls out one pack of money from the pocket, arrives in front of Lin Yuhan to give her. 刀哥顿了一下,笑着说道:“是是是,这是我的失误。这里有一千块,就当是我今天给弟妹造成的惊吓费,还请弟妹收下。”刀哥从口袋里掏出一叠钱,走到林雨菡面前递给她。 Lin Yuhan looks that the present money does not dare to meet, Cheng Yu has taken the money on blade elder brother hand, forced in the Lin Yuhan pocket. Others make you take take, your does not give knife tool face, after this lets others, how to mix.” 林雨菡看着眼前的钱不敢接,程宇一手拿过刀哥手上的钱,塞进了林雨菡的口袋。“人家让你拿着就拿着,你这样岂不是不给小刀刀面子,这让人家以后怎么混。” Rational that right, the brothers said that since like this that I led them first to walk.” Hears Cheng Yu to call him the knife blade, on the face straight chu chu, in the heart shot him spread ten million/countless, on the mouth is saying with a laugh, said that crowd of remnants must leave on the main point, but just walked two steps. The Cheng Yu's sound made a sound. “对对对,兄弟说的有理,既然这样那我就带着他们先走了。”听到程宇叫他小刀刀,脸上直搐搐,心中把他枪毙了千万遍,嘴上却是笑呵呵的说着,说完就要领着那群残兵就要离开,可是刚走两步。程宇的声音就响了起来。 Waits for, I almost forgot to tell you, I consistently had a custom, did not like breaking a promise, the words that oneself said that must achieve it, the knife blade should not wish that I broke a promise before everyone!” “等一下,我差点忘记告诉你了,我这人一向有个习惯,不喜欢失信于人,自己说出的话就一定要把它做到,小刀刀应该也不希望我在大家面前失信吧!” What brothers said that does not know that the brothers have anything to tell.” The blade elder brother greets with a smile was saying, does not know Cheng Yu this saying to be what meaning. “兄弟说的是,不知道兄弟还有什么吩咐。”刀哥陪笑着说道,不知道程宇这话是什么意思。 I had said before, if you first put my girlfriend, I make everyone leave safely, otherwise, did not need me saying that but others cannot leave now safely, but the knife blade your actually person also stood in this safely, to make others disappointed, felt me not to mean what he says, everyone seemed very awkward, therefore I think, felt stepped on the person time cannot step on half to keep half.” Cheng Yu said, the figure arrived in front of blade Elder Brother in a flash, has not responded, the pitiful yell sound has resounded. When Cheng Yu returns the Lin Yuhan side again, blade elder brother's right arm already soft hung. “我之前就说过了,如果你们先放了我女朋友呢,我就让大家安全离开,反之呢,也就不用我说了,可是现在其它人都不能安全的离开了,可是小刀刀你却一个人还安全的站在这,岂不是让别人寒心了,也觉得我说话不算数,大家都显得很尴尬,所以我想了想,还是觉得踩人的时候不能踩一半留一半。”程宇说完,身形一晃就到了刀哥面前,还没反应过来,惨叫声已经响起。程宇再退回林雨菡身边时,刀哥的右胳膊已经软软的垂了下来。 Brothers, great, my Dao Jiu remembered you.” Dao Jiu bitterly looks at Cheng Yu saying that later led one group of people to walk, Jiang Ming saw that the blade elder brother walked, in the heart was the fear, having a look at Cheng Yu to have a look at Dao Jiu one group of background, held own remnant hand to pursue. “兄弟,好样的,我刀九记住你了。”刀九恨恨的看着程宇说道,随后带着一群人走了,江明看到刀哥走了,心中更是害怕,看看程宇又看看刀九一行人的背景,抱着自己的残手追了上去。 Cheng Yu anything had not said, originally only plans to give them a lesson, can kill them to be inadequate. Stayed in this world was so long, knows that the person restraint of legal to this world was very big. Although oneself really kill people did not fear, but must live in this world after all, the multi- incident is inferior to few incident. 程宇什么也没说,本来就只打算给他们一个教训,难道还能打死他们不成。在这个世界待了这么久,也知道法律对这个世界的人约束是很大的。虽然自己真的杀了人也不怕,可是毕竟自己还要在这个世界生活,多一事不如少一事。 Saw the good play to end, the surrounding person also dispersed, but the matter of really makes them broaden the outlook today, violent flower Young Master in legend really was never so expected that violent, this method. These person enough devils, were before this dandy with Lanzhou ramen, how wants to pinch how to pinch, how wants to draw how to draw, how wants to fling how to fling. 看到好戏结束了,周围的人也都散开了,不过今天发生的事真是让他们大开眼界,没想到传说中的暴力花花公子真的这么暴力,这手段。那些人够凶神恶煞了吧,可是在这花花大少面前就跟兰州拉面似的,想怎么捏就怎么捏,想怎么拉就怎么拉,想怎么甩就怎么甩。 The most important thing is, this violent dandy is shameless enough, but others have the individuality shameless, you have this ability you also is so shameless, even if cheats the pit has the connotation, the hooligan who is really I and others learned/studied the model, looks up to the degenerate, pays homage to! 最重要的是,这暴力花花大少够无耻,不过人家无耻的有个性,你有这能耐你也可以这么无耻,即使是坑人都坑的这么有内涵,真是我等学习的典范、仰望的败类、膜拜的流氓! Looks that Lin Yuhan takes the beforehand 2000 dollars to give him, Cheng Yu pushed, this gives your frightening fee/spent, gives me to do, taking.” 看着林雨菡拿着之前的两千块钱递给他,程宇推了回去,“这是给你的惊吓费,给我干什么,拿着。” I do not want.” “我不要。” Why?” “为什么?” They are not the good people, this money is not the clean money.” “他们不是好人,这钱也不是什么干净钱。” No matter they are the good people, this money is the clean money, you received frightening, money that obtains is the right money.” “不管他们是不是好人,这钱是不是干净钱,你受到了惊吓,那得到的钱就是正当钱。” I do not want.” Lin Yuhan stubborn saying. “那我也不要。”林雨菡倔强的说道。 You thought I am very good to speak, do you believe me to take off in the presence of everyone dozen of buttocks your pants.” Cheng Yu will gather near the Lin Yuhan ear low voice saying. “你是不是觉得我特别好说话,你信不信我当众把你裤子脱下来打屁股。”程宇将头凑到林雨菡耳边小声的说道。 You are shameless.” Saying that Lin Yuhan is angry, but money Shou. She feared that Cheng Yu really does that because his shameless everyone on the scene saw. “你无耻。”林雨菡生气的说道,不过还是把钱收了起来。她怕程宇真的这么做,因为他的无耻在场的所有人都看到了。 Boss, you a moment ago were really graceful, never expected that you were the martial arts master, I to your respect simply like torrential river water, continuous, such as flood routing was ordinary, out of control.” Fatty Qian saying with a laugh. 老大,你刚才真是太帅了,没想到你还是个武林高手,我对你的敬仰简直就像滔滔江水,连绵不绝,如洪水泛滥一般,一发不可收拾。”钱胖子笑呵呵的说道。 Hehe, your Boss my skill are many, with Boss I, later you will discover oneself walk on leading to the path of god.” “呵呵,你老大我的本事多着呢,跟着老大我,以后你就会发现自己走在通往神的道路上。” Young Han!” At this time, broadcast an anxious sound far away, a middle-aged woman runs over toward the Cheng Yu three people. “小菡!”这时候,老远就传来一个焦急的声音,一个中年妇人朝着程宇三人跑了过来。 Mom, how did you come?” Lin Yuhan strange asking. “妈妈,你怎么来了?”林雨菡奇怪的问道。 I heard several old customers saying that a moment ago you were bullied in this,” Mother Lin looked at Cheng Yu and Fatty Qian, the angry sound said: Is you bullies my wife and children Han, slightly knows to bully the person, I make your teachers dismiss you.” “刚才我听到几个老顾客说你在这被人欺负了,”林母看了看程宇钱胖子,怒声说道:“是不是你们欺负我家小菡,这么小就知道欺负人,我让你们老师开除你们。” Mother Lin is angry at heart very much, oneself set up a stall in that side a moment ago, hears several guests to say own unmarried girl was surrounded by others, at heart was immediately anxious, hurries to ask nearby vendor to look after the outdoor shop, urgent running over. 林母心里很生气,刚才自己在那边摆摊,听到几个客人说自家闺女被人家围住了,顿时心里急了,赶紧叫旁边的摊主照看一下摊子,就火急火急的跑了过来。 Just in the distant place happen to saw that Cheng Yu said anything the gathering unmarried girl ear, the appearance of unmarried girl probably very vitality/angry, therefore ran over the chief criminal who Cheng Yu and Fatty Qian regarded bullies the unmarried girl, immediately taught. 刚刚在远处正好看到程宇把头凑到闺女耳边说了什么,闺女好像挺生气的样子,所以一跑过来就把程宇钱胖子当成是欺负自家闺女的罪魁祸首,顿时教训起来。 Mother, you misunderstood, is not they, they are my Student, expelled the unprincipled people.” “妈,你误会了,不是他们,他们是我同学,把坏人都打跑了。” „! Like this! Two Student are really embarrassed, I was too worried about young Han a moment ago, therefore...” Mother Lin hears daughter's explanation, immediately was embarrassed, awkward saying. “啊!这样啊!两位同学真是不好意思,刚才我太担心小菡了,所以…”林母听到女儿的解释,顿时不好意思了,尴尬的说道。 Hehe, all right, is the aunt also good for Hanhan?” “呵呵,没事,阿姨也是为菡菡好嘛?” Mother Lin hears Cheng Yu to call is so intimate, saw the unmarried girl who the unmarried girl called to blush the embarrassed appearance, immediately a brow wrinkle, but was not good to manifest suddenly, after all misunderstood others a moment ago, after going home, asks well own unmarried girl, was in love with this boy. 林母听到程宇叫自家闺女叫的这么亲密,又看到闺女脸红不好意思的模样,顿时眉头一皱,不过也不好发作,毕竟刚才就误会人家,回家以后好好问问自家闺女,是不是跟这小子谈恋爱了。 Own unmarried girl is so pure, is so attractive, this little child long/grows actually good, but understood at a glance that is wealthy families' Elder Brother Young Master, could not say that cheats on the unmarried girl like this clever girl specially. Now two people are so also young, where knows what sentiment the love! But oneself unmarried girl is also the sentiment is happen to ignorant, beginning to be interested in the opposite sex time, was deceived by these wealthy families' Elder Brother Young Master easily. 自己闺女这么单纯,又这么漂亮,这个小子长的倒是挺好,不过一看就知道是个有钱人家的公子哥,说不得就是专门欺骗自家闺女这样的乖巧女孩子。再说现在两人还这么小,哪里知道什么情啊爱的!而自家闺女正好又是感情懵懵懂懂,情窦初开的时候,最容易受这些有钱人家的公子哥骗了。 Thanked two Student to save my family unmarried girl, now was on vacation from school went home earlier, otherwise family member worry.” Mother Lin said that does not wait for Cheng Yu two people to speak, Lin Yuhan is walking on drawing. “谢谢两位同学救了我家闺女,现在放学了就早点回家,不然家人该担心了。”林母说完也不等程宇两人说话,就拉着林雨菡走了。 Leaves behind Cheng Yu with Fatty two people stunned, Boss, your mother-in-law does not satisfy the need with you probably! Fortunately was a moment ago good, how to get angry all of a sudden.” Fatty Qian strange saying. 留下程宇胖子两人一阵愕然,“老大,您这丈母娘好像跟您不对路啊!刚才还好好的,怎么一下子就翻脸了。”钱胖子奇怪的说道。 Cheng Yu looks at the back that two people leave, is bewildered, touches the nose, recalled under the change of Mother Lin, wants to understand which a moment ago all of a sudden the issue left, blamed this to open mouth, sexually harassed the unmarried girls before the would-be mother-in-law, others can give the complexion. 程宇看着两人离开的背影,也是莫名其妙,摸了摸鼻子,回想了下刚才林母的变化,一下子就想明白问题出在哪了,都怪自己这张嘴,在准丈母娘面前调戏人家闺女,人家能给好脸色么。
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