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#56: You are making anything!

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In order to strive for the Sister-in-Law understanding, Xiao Zheng bought the delicacy on the way home night, brainstorm prepared more than three splendid to give a pretext to oneself, this however went home leisurely. 为了争取小姨子的谅解,萧正在回家途中买了美味宵夜,又头脑风暴的给自己准备了不下三个堂而皇之的借口,这才施施然归家。 Just entered the living room, Xiao Zheng finds on one sat well Lin Xiaozhu on sofa. The girl elegant face ties tight, the double bracelet chest, absent-minded watches no nutrition entertainment program. The whole body sends out the resentment. On the including tea table places the box at will, reveals the girl very unsatisfactory mood. 刚进客厅,萧正就一眼瞧见了端坐在沙发上的林小筑。女孩儿俏脸紧绷,双臂环胸,心不在焉的看着毫无营养的娱乐节目。浑身散发出浓浓的怨气。就连茶几上随意摆放的餐盒,也显露出女孩儿十分不佳的心情。 „Xiaozhu! Looked quickly Brother-in-Law bought what delicious for you!” A Xiao Zheng face flattered, introduced. „Beef gruel, the ovary and digestive gland package, also just emerged the shrimp dumplings, is joined to the old aged vinegar, simply is the world delicacy.” “小筑！快看姐夫给你买了什么好吃的！”萧正一脸谄媚,介绍道。“牛肉粥,蟹黄包,还有刚刚出笼的虾饺,配上老陈醋,简直是人间美味。” „Snort. Do you also know?” The Lin Xiaozhu slanting casting a sidelong glance whole face smiles obsequiously Xiao Zheng, neither cold nor hot say/way. “哼。你还知道回来？”林小筑斜睨满脸谄笑的萧正,不冷不热道。 „Do some people bully you? Told Brother-in-Law quickly, looked that I did not skin the cramp him!” Xiao Zheng feigns to make the great anger, pulls the sleeve say/way. „Even my Xiao Zheng Sister-in-Law also dares to bully, acts recklessly simply!” “是不是有人欺负你？快告诉姐夫,看我不把他扒皮抽筋！”萧正佯作盛怒,挽袖道。“连我萧正的小姨子也敢欺负,简直不知死活！” „Snort, asked something already known!” Lin Xiaozhu whole face not happy said. „is who said that got off work to meet my ? Also is who said that asked me to eat the Korean cuisine, watched the late show movie?” “哼,明知故问！”林小筑满脸不快道。“是谁说下班了就去接我的？又是谁说请我吃韩国料理,看午夜场电影？” Xiao Zheng pats the forehead, feigns not knows: „Āiyā, Xiaozhu. This you may really be unjust to Brother-in-Law!” 萧正一拍脑门,佯装无知道:“哎呀,小筑。这你可真是冤枉姐夫了！” „Undeserved?” The Lin Xiaozhu elegant face said tight. „could it be you and I said that is the sleep-talking?” “冤枉？”林小筑俏脸紧绷道。“难道你和我说的都是梦话吗？” „Of course not! Brother-in-Law complies with your matter, on even under the mountain of sword the wok with cooking oil does not balk at ten thousand deaths! Let alone is only and you eat meal to watch the movie?” Xiao Zheng righteousness expression said. „But this time you were unjust to Brother-in-Law.” “当然不是！姐夫答应你的事情,就算上刀山下油锅也万死不辞！何况只是和你吃饭看电影？”萧正义正言辞的说道。“但这一次你真是冤枉姐夫了。” „You said actually how I was unfair to you?” Lin Xiaozhu glances the circulation, holds the chest to stare at Xiao Zheng. “那你倒是说说,我怎么冤枉你了？”林小筑眼波流转,抱胸盯着萧正。 „Actually Brother-in-Law received what grievance in the company, should not complain with you. But now relates the Brother-in-Law prestige issue, can only make a clean breast of” a Xiao Zheng slightly stop to you, looks to Lin Xiaozhu. „Xiaozhu, do you know Xin'ao Security Department?” “其实姐夫在公司受了什么委屈,是不该和你抱怨的。但现在关系姐夫的信誉问题,只能向你和盘托出”萧正略一停顿,望向林小筑。“小筑,你知道新奥保安部吗？” „Why do I know this? I am not your company staff.” Lin Xiaozhu curls the lip to say. “我知道这个干吗？我又不是你们公司的员工。”林小筑撇嘴道。 „You definitely know that Xin'ao has one to be known as Abbess Miejue Boss Bai!” Xiao Zheng speaks plausibly to say. “那你一定知道新奥有一个号称灭绝师太的白老大！”萧正振振有词的说道。 „Bai Yujiao?” Lin Xiaozhu asked. “白玉娇吗？”林小筑问道。 „indeed this person!” On the Xiao Zheng seven emotions said. „This wicked female in Security Department single hand covers the Heavens, random unseemly behavior, let alone my this kind of small security, even if other department Supervisor ask her to have the matter, still never shows due respect for the feelings. May be called a Xin'ao tyrant. You also know, Brother-in-Law I take office in Security Department, will the outstanding class one in the morning, how she give me the good complexion? Look I just arrived at the company, she not only cussed out my right in the face, but also requested me to be on night duty. Until 12 : 00 pm is exhausted to come back. Oh, Brother-in-Law also loves dearly you, feared that your dinner does not eat well, therefore drives to buy the night to five points for you.” “正是此人！”萧正七情上面道。“此恶女在保安部只手遮天,任意妄为,别说我这种小保安,就算其它部门的主管找她有事,也从来不给面子。堪称新奥一霸。你也知道,姐夫我就职于保安部,足足翘班一上午,她岂会给我好脸色？这不,我刚到公司,她非但劈头盖脸臭骂我一顿,还要求我值夜班。直到晚上12点才疲惫不堪的回来。唉,姐夫也是心疼你,怕你晚饭吃不好,所以开车到五环给你买宵夜。” Lin Xiaozhu hears this, the complexion changes for the better gradually, asks: „Doesn't she know you and my elder sister relations? Even do you also dare to move?” 林小筑闻言,脸色渐渐好转,问道:“那她不知道你和我姐的关系？连你也敢动？” „Oh, don't others know your older sister, could it be you had not understood? she herself looks down upon me, how also to make the bystander know our relations? That is no different to her loses face in the presence of everyone.” A Xiao Zheng face contains to say. „Wants her to be happy, what relations were I selected to put in great inconvenience to and have?” “唉,别人不知道你姐,难道你还不了解？她本来就瞧不起我,又岂会让外人知道我们的关系？那对她来说无异于当众丢脸。”萧正一脸包容的说道。“只要她开心,我受点委屈又有什么关系？” Lin Xiaozhu upholds justice to say immediately: „Old Lin is not tasteful! If she cannot have a liking for you, why can also with you in the same place? Brother-in-Law you are not bad, but also feared that couldn't find the girlfriend?” 林小筑登时仗义道:“老林太不讲究了！她要是看不上你,干嘛还要和你在一起？姐夫你又不差,还怕找不到女朋友？” „Words cannot such say. Your older sister expects too much to me, has no bad thoughts.” Xiao Zheng lightly sighed, selected a flue. „Hard work pays off, I believe one day, your older sister will understand my painstaking efforts finally.” “话也不能这么说。你姐对我只是恨铁不成钢,也没什么坏心思。”萧正轻叹一声,点了一根烟道。“功夫不负有心人,我相信终有一日,你姐会明白我的良苦用心。” „Snort! Like the Brother-in-Law such good man, igniting the lantern is also difficult to look. She actually does not care, really does not appreciate one's own good fortune. Brother-in-Law you do not need to fear, later I definitely stand you, if she dares to bid good-bye with you, I give you to introduce the girlfriend. Is certainly more attractive than her!” “哼！像姐夫这么好的男人,点着灯笼也难找。她却一点也不在乎,真是身在福中不知福。姐夫你不用怕,以后我肯定站在你这边,她要是敢和你分手,我就给你介绍女朋友。保管比她还要漂亮！” „Is more attractive than your older sister?” Xiao Zheng eyes one bright. „Xiaozhu, your should not be deceives Brother-in-Law ? Your older sister long can with female celestial , your friend have your older sister to be attractive?” “比你姐还漂亮？”萧正双眼一亮。“小筑,你该不会是骗姐夫的吧？你姐长的跟仙女似的,你朋友能有你姐漂亮？” „Even the appearance is slightly worse, but the temperament is at least good, the person is still gentle, like her to no one one icy poker face, looks is tired.” Lin Xiaozhu indignant say/way. “就算长相略微差一些,但起码脾气好,人也温柔,绝不会像她一样对谁都一张冷冰冰的扑克脸,看着就烦。”林小筑气愤道。 „She eventually is your older sister, said considers as finished before me, do not speak her malicious remarks before the bystander. lets one hears the not like words.” Xiao Zheng expression grave say/way. “她终究是你姐,在我面前说说就算了,可别在外人面前说她坏话。让人听见不像话。”萧正言辞庄重道。 „Relax, I am not silly.” Lin Xiaozhu small hand wields, urged. „Brother-in-Law gives me delicious quickly! The dinner called going to be difficult to eat to explode, starves to death I!” “放心吧,我也不傻。”林小筑小手儿一挥,催促道。“姐夫快把好吃的给我！晚饭叫的外卖难吃到爆,饿死我啦！” Xiao Zheng slightly smiles, opens box each, said in a supple voice: „Eats, Brother-in-Law gives you to pour one cup of fruit juice.” 萧正微微一笑,把餐盒一个个打开,柔声道:“吃吧,姐夫去给你倒一杯果汁。” „thanks Brother-in-Law!” Lin Xiaozhu hee hee said with a smile, saves evening's accumulated depressions to vanish into thin air. “谢谢姐夫！”林小筑嘻嘻笑道,积攒了一晚上的积郁烟消云散。 Has had a night-time snack, Lin Xiaozhu pulls the Xiao Zheng nest to look at television and other Lin Huayin on sofa, curious asked: „Brother-in-Law, how do you and my elder sister know ?” 吃过宵夜,林小筑挽着萧正窝在沙发上看电视等林画音,好奇的问道:“姐夫,你和我姐怎么认识的？” Lin Xiaozhu still had not found the good opportunity to inquire, this time is satiated with food and wine, no longer is mad Xiao Zheng , by pursues on the Xiao Zheng shoulder asks: „My elder sister usually one does not participate in what friend to get together, two do not go to these all sorts of people place no steady jobs, nearby speaks frankly friend does not have. How can you with on my elder sister good ?” 林小筑一直没找到好机会询问,此番吃饱喝足,又不再生萧正的气,靠在萧正的肩上追问道:“我姐平时一不参加什么朋友聚会,二不去那些三教九流的地方瞎混,身边连个说知心话的朋友都没有。你怎么会和我姐好上的？” „You forgot that I was the Xin'ao staff? Gets ther first” “你忘记我是新奥员工了？正所谓近水楼台先得月” „Little talked irresponsibly.” Lin Xiaozhu pinched Xiao Zheng arm. „You, if first goes to work in Xin'ao, my elder sister certainly not with hello/you good on.” “少瞎掰。”林小筑掐了掐萧正的手臂。“你要是先在新奥上班,我姐绝不会和你好上。” „What's wrong, to Brother-in-Law my charm does not have confidence?” Xiao Zheng is putting on a serious face to say. “怎么,对姐夫我的魅力没有信心？”萧正板着脸说道。 „hehe. Although I appreciate Brother-in-Law very much, but my elder sister what personality, can I unclear? She may emphasize more than once the office love is the taboo, as long as offends this iron rule, the absolute monarch does not show due respect for the feelings!” Lin Xiaozhu cunning say/way. „Therefore Brother-in-Law, you confess truthfully.” “嘿嘿。虽然我很欣赏姐夫,可我姐什么性格,我能不清楚？她可不止一次强调过办公室恋爱是大忌,但凡触犯这条铁律,天王老子也不给面子！”林小筑狡黠道。“所以姐夫,你还是从实交代吧。” A Xiao Zheng face cannot hide to lose the look, sighed: „Truth told you. Actually I and your older sister know in a bar” 萧正一脸掩藏不住的失落神色,叹息道:“实话跟你说吧。其实我和你姐是在一家酒吧认识的” „Bar?” Lin Xiaozhu cannot believe to say. „Brother-in-Law, do you and I crack a joke? Does my elder sister go to the bar?” “酒吧？”林小筑不可置信道。“姐夫,你和我开玩笑吧？我姐去酒吧？” „What's wrong? Doesn't she usually go to bar ?” Xiao Zheng lit cigarette. “怎么？她平时都不去酒吧的吗？”萧正点了一支烟。 „Let alone the bar, Karaoke TV has not even seen her to go.” Lin Xiaozhu said. “别说酒吧,连ktv也没见她去过。”林小筑说道。 „I do not know. In any case I and she know in the bar. First do not interrupt, when I said that you analyze” Xiao Zheng paused again, subsequently said. „That is wine doesn't get you drunk at night, your older sister drank two cups in the bar, that called a person to be tenderer than the flower, but you also know that Brother-in-Law manner, discourteous do not look that discourteous do not listen is cultivates the behavior to be basic, but certain saw color revolt local ruffian not such to think. Must harass your older sister at the scene. Brother-in-Law my two words did not say, an arrow step rushes, protects your older sister with the powerful chest, and tidied up that crowd to overreach oneself neatly and quickly the vagrant. Performed a hackneyed stuff actually classics hero to rescue beautiful. At that time your older sister could not dominate, must be good with me. But as the three to be obeyed and four feminine virtues man, Brother-in-Law cannot certainly agree without thinking. But your older sister already cannot extricate oneself to fall deeply in love, wants me to come to here to temporarily reside, said can the rapid training sentiment. I decline, but, has to comply with your older sister great kindness to be sincere.” “那我就不知道了。反正我和她是在酒吧认识的。你先别打岔,等我说完你再分析”萧正顿了顿,继而道。“那是一个酒不醉人人自醉的夜晚,你姐在酒吧喝了两杯,那叫一个人比花娇天香国色,不过你也知道姐夫的为人,非礼勿看非礼勿听是做人的基本,可某些见色起义的地痞流氓就不这么想了。当场就要骚扰你姐。姐夫我二话不说,一个箭步冲上去,用强而有力的胸膛护住你姐,并三下五除二的收拾了那群不自量力的小瘪三。上演了一出老套却经典的英雄救美。当时你姐就把持不住了,非要和我好。但作为三从四德的男人,姐夫当然不能随口答应。但你姐已经不可自拔的堕入爱河,非要我来这里暂住,说是可以迅速的培养感情。我推辞不过,只好应了你姐的盛意拳拳。” Xiao Zheng said, Lin Xiaozhu actually smiles is off their feet, tears hurricane. 萧正说完,林小筑却笑得人仰马翻,眼泪狂飙。 „Hey. Brother-in-Law I also have not spoken the joke with you, are you as for smiling such exaggerating? could it be Brother-in-Law I have the inborn humorous cell, can mention a earnest matter smiles the fruit?” The Xiao Zheng sinking sound asked. “喂。姐夫我又没和你讲笑话,你至于笑得这么夸张吗？难道姐夫我有天生的幽默细胞,能把一个认真的事情讲出笑果？”萧正沉声问道。 „Hahaha” Lin Xiaozhu smiles to be beautifully attired, lies the big mouth gasps for breath on the Xiao Zheng thigh. „Brother-in-Law, you let alone, I smiled quickly” “哈哈哈”林小筑笑的花枝招展,趴在萧正大腿上大口喘气。“姐夫,你别说了,我快笑死了” „Do not be noisy. Earnest.” Xiao Zheng is putting on a serious face to say. “别闹。认真点。”萧正板着脸道。 „Doesn't smile.” Lin Xiaozhu waves the hand, on the elegant face actually writes me to suppress the uncomfortable several phrases well, bears say with a smile. „Is your meaning also my elder sister pursues you but actually?” “不笑不笑。”林小筑摇摇手,俏脸上却写着我憋得好难受几个字眼,忍住笑道。“你的意思也就是我姐倒追你？” „Otherwise?” Xiao Zheng asked. „Is difficult to be inadequate can also be I pursues her? Serious, Brother-in-Law really has not joked with you.” “要不然呢？”萧正反问道。“难不成还能是我追求她？严肃点,姐夫真的没和你开玩笑。” „Tittering” Lin Xiaozhu smiles to make noise again, giggle said with a smile. „Brother-in-Law, I highly recommend you to mix the film and television circle, in the future achievement certainly above the star masters.” “噗嗤”林小筑再度笑出声来,咯咯笑道。“姐夫,我强烈推荐你去混影视圈,将来的成就一定在星爷之上。” Xiao Zheng ill-humored said: „Brother-in-Law does my solemn eight chi (0.33 m) son, how could go to work as the actor? What to do if were sexually harassed by the fans?” 萧正没好气道:“姐夫我堂堂八尺男儿,岂能去当戏子？万一被粉丝调戏怎么办？” His attitude was earnest, said that speech actually funny incredible, nearly teased Lin Xiaozhu to laugh out loud, was too busy to hand over the arms, elegant face red say/way: „Brother-in-Law I took, do not tease me again.” 他态度认真,说的话语却滑稽荒诞,逗得林小筑险些笑岔气,忙不迭缴械投降,俏脸通红道:“姐夫我服了,你就别再逗我了。” Xiao Zheng spouts thick smoke, coldly said: „Gentleman may kill, but cannot shame, Brother-in-Law tells you to yield peacefully today will receive anything to punish.” 萧正喷出一口浓烟,冷冷道:“士可杀不可辱,姐夫今天就告诉你不战而降会受到什么惩罚。” finished speaking both hands on simultaneous/uniform, toward the Lin Xiaozhu waist creak nest assault. Teases the Lin Xiaozhu tender body to shiver all over, full sofa sways back and forth, entangles one group with Xiao Zheng. 说罢双手齐上,朝林小筑腰间咯吱窝袭去。逗得林小筑娇躯乱颤,满沙发打滚,和萧正缠成一团。 „What you are making!?” “你们在做什么！？” , The entrance transmits suddenly ices cold piercing scolded together. Two people hear this shouting angrily suddenly, when next trembles, tumbles in the place. Female below, male on, body- position is ashamed. 忽地,门口传来一道冰寒刺骨的呵斥。二人猛然听见这把怒喝,当下一哆嗦,翻滚在地。女在下,男在上,体-位羞耻。
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