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#5: Security Department Tyrant Flower!


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Xin'ao Security Department situated in Empire Tower 78 layers east, only has the separation of one wall with beauty such as clouds Marketing Department, is the entire automated glass wall. The people approach, that glass wall will then separate, skids to about. Feels the technical feeling. 新奥保安部位于帝国大厦78层东面,与美女如云营销部仅有一墙之隔,还是全自动化玻璃墙。人一靠近,那面玻璃墙便会从中分开,向左右滑动。充满科技感。 The Xiao Zheng walks two steps is near, will pass through this leaf to affect among the departments the development friendship extremely evil glass, the split vision glance, discovered that in the gate is labelling an aphorism impressively: Women and dogs, no admittance. 萧正两步走近,正要穿过这扇影响了部门之间发展友谊万恶玻璃,余光一瞥,发现门上赫然标注着一句警语:女人与狗,禁止入内。 What situation?” The Xiao Zheng face reveals puzzled color, clicked the tongue in admiration said. Everyone takes office in the same company, was arranged in the same floor work. This is the greatest fate, why Security Department is also aggressive, forbids the Marketing Department Young Lady fleeing gate and development beneficial physical and moral integrity amateur program? I started to have the question to this work.” “什么情况?”萧正面露困惑之色,啧啧称奇道。“大家就职于同一间公司,又被安排在同一楼层工作。这本是莫大缘分,保安部又何必咄咄逼人,禁止营销部姑娘们窜门、开展有益身心健康业余节目?我开始对这份工作产生了质疑。” Xiao Zheng shakes the head to enter, goes into several offices continuously, actually discovers the nobody left, lonely exceptionally. 萧正摇头而入,连续闯入几间办公室,却发现空无一人,冷清异常。 Where did person run? Hasn't Attorney Deng greeted to Security Department? Also thinks that the warm colleague will hold an entirely new welcome ceremony for me...” “人都跑哪里去了?邓律师不是给保安部打过招呼吗?还以为热情同事会为我举办一个别开生面欢迎仪式呢…” Xiao Zheng lit cigarette conveniently, walks toward the Security Department deep place. 萧正随手点了一根烟,往保安部深处走去。 Bumps into, Xiao Zheng shoved open the conference room and tea header, and displays terribly is affecting the control room front door, being exactly the same is desolate and uninhabited. When puzzled, Xiao Zheng to marking the security Big Captain office line is going. Cannot bear the complaint: It seems like, in the Attorney Deng face without imagination is so big.” 误打误撞中,萧正推开了会议室、茶水室,以及发挥着利害作用监控室大门,如出一辙杳无人迹。困惑之余,萧正向标记着保安大队长办公室行去。忍不住抱怨:“看来,邓律师面子并没想象中那么大。” Thump thump. 咚咚。 Lifts the hand to knock on a door the line to entrance Xiao Zheng, the politeness asked: Some people in?” 行至门口萧正抬手敲门,礼貌问道:“有人在吗?” Comes in!” “进来!” In the gate resounds together the mystifying alto, the volume is not big, actually hears the person to be absolutely terrified. Probably suppressed a lot of dirty tricks, annoys the person to guard. 门内响起一道阴阳怪气女低音,音量不大,却听得人毛骨悚然。像是憋了一肚子坏水,惹人防备。 Kāchā. 咔嚓 Xiao Zheng twists open the door, immediately in by the room is shocked the picture to have a scare. 萧正扭开房门,立刻被屋内震撼画面吓一大跳。 Big Captain worthily was Big Captain, the office compared with the ordinary security standard four worlds big several times. The giant console model window makes the office seem light and bright, the natural lighting is excellent. 大队长不愧是大队长,办公室比普通保安标准四人间大了好几倍。巨大落地式窗户让办公室显得宽敞明亮,采光极好。 At this moment, in the office has more than 20 securities to be the armed state, the both legs does opens caret-shaped, the iron arm loses to the back, the platoon becomes two rows face-to-face, the atmosphere solemn silence. 此刻,办公室内有近二十余保安呈待命状态,双腿作八字张开,铁臂负于背后,面对面排成两列,气氛庄严肃穆。 In two rows of security end, keeps the agile short hair young girl outstanding chair to sit, full and slender beautiful leg very crude on the desk, the both arms holds the chest, look sharp sizes up to pace room Xiao Zheng. 在两列保安尽头,一个留着利落短发年轻女郎翘椅而坐,饱满而修长美腿则十分粗暴架在办公桌上,双臂抱胸,眼神锋利打量着踱步进屋萧正 Girl skin is the wheat color, or delightful or the fashion girls style is different from Marketing Department, a security uniform/subdue puts on is having to the body in concave-convex, put on the soldier elegant demeanor actually. The girl facial features are beautiful, the facial features are charming and attractive, is actually passing modern woman rare heroic qi. Under the only thick eyebrows the vision is rogue, greatly reduced ornamental. 女郎肌肤呈小麦色,与营销部或甜美或时尚女孩们风格迥异,一身保安制服穿在凹凸有致身躯上,硬是穿出了军人风采。女郎五官姣好,面容俏媚,却透着现代女性少有英气。唯独浓眉下目光凶恶残忍,大大降低了观赏性。 Xiao Zheng reorganized an attire, the mental perception knows bead to recognize the girl is the Security Department boss. Is all smile to greet: I come the security newly, later also asked big sister to look after much.” 萧正整理了一下衣着,慧眼识珠认出女郎便是保安部头儿。满脸堆笑打招呼:“我是新来保安,以后还请大姐多多关照。” Who is your big sister!?” Bai Yujiao sits, the chair foot and ground zero distance contacts, exudes the depressed impact noise. The willow eyebrows vertical stroke said but actually. Is short to me is smiling to try to get close!” “谁是你大姐!?”白玉娇一屁股坐下来,椅脚与地面零距离接触,发出沉闷撞击声。柳眉倒竖道。“少给我嬉皮笑脸套近乎!” The Xiao Zheng expression stagnates, will be oneself argued, will actually see Bai Yujiao to set out suddenly, the double palm will support on the desktop, the eye will brave fine glow saying: Knows that you were late half an hour?” 萧正表情一滞,正要为自己辩解,却见白玉娇豁然起身,双掌撑在桌面上,眼冒精光道:“知不知道你迟到了半个钟头?” „?” Xiao Zheng opening mouth, inconceivable say/way. I have not entered the duty officially...” “啊?”萧正张大嘴巴,不可思议道。“我还没正式入职啊…” Deng Jian before half an hour, calls me, said you immediately. Finally you actually arrived late half an hour!” Bai Yujiao attacks fiercely the desktop, shouted. Do not think that you were person of climbing by relations I do not dare to fire you! In Security Department, offends my Bai Yujiao fate, only then, telling him is anything!” 邓健半个钟头之前就给我打了电话,说你马上就到。结果你却足足晚到了半个钟头!”白玉娇猛击桌面,喝道。“别以为你是关系户我就不敢炒了你!在保安部,冒犯我白玉娇下场只有一个,告诉他是什么!” Gets the hell out!” “滚蛋!” About more than 20 back straight security exclaimed with one voice. 近二十余腰杆笔直保安异口同声吼道。 Xiao Zheng was roared to shake really by this in-line clouds . The corners of the mouth twitch. 萧正着实被这直插云霄吼叫震住了。嘴角直抽搐。 Actually here is Xin'ao Group Security Department, is the pyramid scheme organization. How each with brainwashing ? Xiao Zheng suspected that oneself went astray the place. 这里究竟是新奥集团保安部,还是传销组织啊。怎么一个个都跟洗了脑似萧正怀疑自己是不是走错了地方。 But in view of the fact that this was oneself sacrificed the appearance to strive for the Toufen to work properly, without the diploma did not have work experience Xiao Zheng to decide that destroyed the tooth blood circulation to swallow. Disagrees this endocrine disorders young girl general experience, grovels saying: I, even if ate the bear heart leopard guts not to dare to offend Boss Bai.” 但鉴于这是自己牺牲了色相才争取到头份正经工作,没文凭没工作经验萧正决定打碎牙活血吞。不和这个内分泌失调早更少女一般见识,点头哈腰道:“我就算吃了熊心豹子胆也不敢得罪白总。” Must call me Captain Bai!” Bai Yujiao investigates the correct path. “要叫我白队!”白玉娇纠正道。 Yes. Captain Bai.” Xiao Zheng sticks out chest the reply. Then discovered that oneself such acts servilely to be brainwashed very much easily, slowly relaxes the tight muscle. Is slightly the breath condition. “是。白队。”萧正挺起胸膛回答。遂发现自己这样卑躬屈膝很容易被洗脑,慢慢放松紧绷肌肉。呈稍息状态。 This is your first time is late, I hope that is also last time. Understands what is heard does not have?” Bai Yujiao is putting on a serious face shouted. “这是你第一次迟到,我希望也是最后一次。听明白没有?”白玉娇板着脸喝道 Understood.” Xiao Zheng timid instigates the type. “明白。”萧正一副唯唯诺诺怂样。 Loud! I cannot hear!” Bai Yujiao is a palm pats on the table, frightens the most recently received desk two security both legs to hit the swayed. Streaming with sweat. “大声点!我听不到!”白玉娇又是一掌拍在桌上,吓得最近接办公桌两名保安双腿打摆。汗流浃背。 Understood!” Xiao Zheng stamps the feet, gave the Bai Yujiao salute on the difference. “明白!”萧正一跺脚,就差给白玉娇敬礼了。 Very good!” Bai Yujiao also calculates that the satisfactory Xiao Zheng straight attitude, sits the chair, takes the lead Group 1 Group Leader to say toward the left. Tang Ming. Leads him to get the uniform/subdue. Teaches him while convenient our Security Department custom.” “很好!”白玉娇还算满意萧正端正态度,一屁股坐回椅子,朝左侧领头一组组长说道。“唐明。带他去领制服。顺便教教他咱们保安部规矩。” Yes!” Tang Ming shouts to reply loudly. It seems like already formed the good habit early... “是!”唐明扯着嗓子大声回答。看来早已经养成了良好习惯… Dismisses! Returns to the own post!” “解散!回到自己的岗位去!” The numerous securities feel relieved, leaves the Big Captain office in abundance. Under Xiao Zheng also in Tang Ming leads, walks toward the changing room. 众保安如释重负,纷纷离开大队长办公室。萧正也在唐明带领下,朝更衣室走去。 brother. What you and are Attorney Deng relate?” On the road, Tang Ming spoke thoughtlessly to ask. 兄弟。你和邓律师是什么关系?”路上,唐明随口问道。 Neighbor. He looked that I idle about all day, looked for this work to me.” Xiao Zheng talked irresponsibly. “邻居。他看我整天游手好闲,就给我找了这份工作。”萧正瞎掰道。 „Don't you have the enmity with him?” Tang Ming said strangely. “你跟他没仇吧?”唐明奇道 Naturally does not have.” Xiao Zheng asked. Why did such say?” “当然没有。”萧正反问道。“为什么这么说?” could it be can't you look?” Tang Ming lit cigarette, mumbled. Our Security Department is not good to mix . The custom are many. Did not say other, before you said you, looks for these work, which will like our Xin'ao Security Department, just enter the duty to give such big demonstration of authority? To be honest with you, last month First Brother went to work first day to be frightened to cry by Boss Bai. Next day resigned.” 难道你看不出来?”唐明点了一支烟,嘟哝道。“咱们保安部可不是那么好混。规矩多着呢。不说其他,你就说说你以前找那些工作,哪个会像咱们新奥保安部,刚入职就给这么大一个下马威?不瞒你说,上个月一哥们上班第一天就被白老大吓哭了。第二天就辞职了。” Xiao Zheng lit cigarette conveniently, teased: I am also insufficient to be frightened to cry by young girl.” 萧正顺手点了一支烟,调侃道:“我还不至于被一个早更少女吓哭。” young girl? 早更少女 Tang Ming only thinks scalp tingles with numbness, breathed out a sound said: brother, later may 10 million not speak the Boss Bai malicious remarks in the back. If makes her hear, can suffer you lives to might as well die.” 唐明只觉头皮发麻,嘘了一声道:“兄弟,以后可千万别背地里说白老大坏话。要是让她听见,能把你折磨得生不如死。” Is insufficient? I look at her also 20 years old. Can have that skill? Perhaps had thoughtless sex at first and abandonment later by the boyfriend, asks us to vent heart accumulated depressions.” Xiao Zheng raises head to spout smoke rings. Has not been serious. “不至于吧?我看她也就二十来岁。能有那本事?没准只是被男朋友始乱终弃,找咱们发泄一下心头积郁。”萧正仰头喷出一个烟圈。没当回事。 It seems like you really did not understand Boss Bai in the past.” Tang Ming shakes the head, the whole face dreaded. “看来你是真不了解白老大过去。”唐明摇摇头,满脸忌惮。 What in the past?” Xiao Zheng said strangely. “什么过去?”萧正奇道 Tang Ming like be a thief glances right and left, all around determines no one, the partition wall does not have the ear then to lower the sound saying: Boss Bai given name Bai Yujiao. Retired female officer. It is said had the opportunity to become Huaxia first batch of female special troop . In but arrived family/home strongly opposed, is forced to retire from the armed services. Afterward changed career criminal police. When going out on duty the violent law enforcement, plays the hooligan bludger to make into the cerebral concussion one facing the street, was dismissed by the police force again. Then came our Xin'ao Corporation to hold the post of Security Department Supervisor. Do not look at Boss Bai are only 23 -year-old, she is our Pearl City free sparring only female champion. 3578 robust men radically nearly body.” 唐明如做贼般左顾右盼,确定四周无人,隔墙无耳这才压低声音道:“白老大本名白玉娇。退役女军官。据说本来是有机会成为华夏第一批女特种兵。但遭到家里强烈反对,被迫退伍。后来转业成了一名刑警。又因出勤时暴力执法,把一个当街耍流氓小混混打成脑震荡,再次被警队开除。这才来了咱们新奥公司担任保安部主管。你可别看白老大才二十三岁,她可是咱们明珠市自由搏击界唯一女冠军。三五七八个壮汉根本近不了身。” Female war-god!” Xiao Zheng pretends to be surprised to say. “女战神啊!”萧正故作惊讶道。 „It is not. Moreover she is most repugnant our this kind of person of climbing by relations. Whenever an opportunity presents itself, wants to kick Security Department us. The original words cannot, because mouse excrement went bad a hopeless mess.” Helpless Tang Ming said. “可不是。而且她最讨厌咱们这种关系户。一旦有机会,就想把咱们踢出保安部。原话是不能因为一颗老鼠屎坏了一锅粥。”唐明无奈道。 Originally are you also person of climbing by relations?” Xiao Zheng smiles. Teased. Loses the respect to lose the respect.” “原来你也是关系户啊?”萧正会心一笑。打趣道。“失敬失敬。” little brother no talent, Human Resources Department Director Qian indeed my Little Aunt.” Tang Ming hehe smiles. 小弟不才,人事部钱主任正是小姨。”唐明嘿嘿一笑。 Relates hardly compared with me. Later may result in covers me to select.” Xiao Zheng polite sent cigarette. “比我关系硬啊。以后可得罩着我点。”萧正客气派了一支烟。 Tang Ming accepts with pleasure: Said our Security Department custom with you.” paused , to continue to say. First, is the most important custom, forbids to chat with the company office lady. Saw our Security Department entrance to paste the slogan? In the women and dogs, can not enter.” 唐明欣然接受:“和你说说咱们保安部规矩吧。”顿了顿,继续说道。“第一条,也是最重要规矩,禁止与公司女职员闲聊。看见咱们保安部门口贴标语了吗?女人与狗,不得入内。” Knows this sad news, Xiao Zheng disappointed to the extreme, even if our Security Department colleague can hold, could it be doesn't consider that group of fragrant Hua Zhengmao, just when the hormone peak Young Lady moods? This mother where is Maiden Kingdom, radically is Nunnery! 得知这个噩耗,萧正失望之极,就算咱保安部同仁憋得住,难道就不考虑一下那帮芳华正茂、正值荷尔蒙高峰期姑娘心情?这他妈哪里是女儿国,根本就是尼姑庵嘛! Moreover Abbess Miejue in Security Department, she called Bai Yujiao! 而且灭绝师太就在保安部,她叫白玉娇
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