GRH :: Volume #1

#61: Meets by chance Blood Rose Studio


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The toward evening, the short aunt harnesses the cargo wagon to arrive at Holy Mother Monastery. But Da Fei throws over cloth sack to mingle among car(riage) vegetables. 黄昏时分,矮大妈驾着运货马车到达圣母修道院。而大飞披着布袋子混迹在一车蔬菜中。 The car(riage) stopped, Da Fei heard guarded a gate the Wet-Nurse Rong gloomy sound: How to come late?” 车停了,大飞听到了守门容嬷嬷阴沉的声音:“怎么这么晚才来?” Reason that to certainly shield Da Fei's Stealth late. Otherwise under even Grand Master Level Stealth Camouflage does not have the means to be in the glare of the public eye looks but not see. However, cannot be too late, the too late words are instead more suspicious garishly are easier to expose. 之所以这么晚当然是为了掩护大飞的潜行。不然的话就算是宗师级潜行伪装也没办法众目睽睽之下被视而不见。但是,也不能太晚,太晚的话反而更可疑更扎眼更容易暴露。 The aunt said ill-humoredly: Delivered the vegetable/dish the ship to come lately.” 大妈没好气道:“送菜的船来迟了。” Wet-Nurse Rong cold snort/hum, then uses the broom routine cleaning wheel car(riage) bottom the dust. In the monastery words is called does not make the filthiness of this mortal world enter holy monastery, in fact this inspects the pass/test together. 容嬷嬷一声冷哼,然后就用扫把例行清扫车轮车底的尘土。用修道院的话说叫做不让尘世的污浊进入圣洁的修道院,实际上这是一道检查关。 Feels broom that rule, but the rap of rich rhythm, the Da Fei's heart also mentioned the throat, became looks at this with the non- achievement, first pass, the following plan is completely useless. 感受到扫把那规则而富有律动的敲击,大飞的心也提到了嗓子眼,成与不成就看这一把了,第一关过不了,后面的计划全部白搭。 Suddenly, Wet-Nurse Rong that eyes that slope outwards eyelid lifts, erupts the falcon general sharp vision! Bang a sound, the broom knocks the compartment to shake! 猛然间,容嬷嬷那三角眼眼皮一抬,爆发出鹰隼一般锐利的目光!砰的一响,扫把敲得车厢一震! —— this is anything!!!” The Wet-Nurse Rong sharp roar resounds! ——“这是什么!!!”容嬷嬷的尖锐吼声响起! The Da Fei heart in vegetable/dish pile next one tight. 菜堆中的大飞心下一紧。 What does this have?” Aunt ill-humored say/way. “这有什么?”大妈没好气道。 Wet-Nurse Rong said breathless: Do not think that hides the rotten potato in the good potato I cannot see! Your this being greedy for money female Dwarf, you misappropriated certainly the board expenses!” 容嬷嬷气急败坏道:“不要以为把烂土豆藏在好土豆里我就看不见!你这个贪财的女矮人,你一定私吞了伙食费!” The short aunt is angry: Nonsense! Where has the rotten potato!” 矮大妈大怒:“胡说!哪里有烂土豆!” Wet-Nurse Rong digs several big potato one to grasp several small potato: This? Do not think that the day wanted to get by under false pretences black!” 容嬷嬷刨开几个大土豆一把抓出几个小土豆:“这个是不是?不要以为天要黑了就能蒙混过关!” The short aunt stands on the hull suddenly, a fork waist anger refers to Wet-Nurse Rong: Old lady, you opened your mouse eyes to see clearly, this was the small potato, was not the rotten potato! Specifically is used to cook the soup!” 矮大妈霍然站在车座上,一手叉腰一手怒指容嬷嬷:“老太婆,你睁大你的老鼠眼看清楚了,这是小土豆,不是烂土豆!是专门用来炖汤的!” Wet-Nurse Rong angrily said: Small potato are the rotten potato! Radically not ripe!” 容嬷嬷怒道:“小土豆就是烂土豆!根本就没熟!” „Have you seen 6 copper coin 1 jin (0.5 kg) rotten potato?” “你见过六铜币一斤的烂土豆吗?” Nonsense, brings me to look the bill! Clearly is you sufficient misappropriates the board expenses by the time superiorly!” “胡说,把账单拿来我看!分明是你以次充优私吞伙食费!” Width that you manage, bill that is you have the qualifications to look!” “你管的宽,账单那是你有资格看的!” Two people quarrel sounds alarmed one crowd of Sister in courtyard all of a sudden, the people came out to console in abundance: Considers as finished, delivering the vegetable/dish is important.” 两人的争吵声一下子就惊动了院子里的一群修女,众人纷纷出来劝解:“算了算了,送菜要紧。” Short aunt angrily said: Does not talk clearly me not to walk the words! Why to say groundless I misappropriate the board expenses!” 矮大妈怒道:“不把话说清楚我还不走了!无凭无据凭什么说我私吞伙食费!” Wet-Nurse Rong is angry: Depends on you to have a guilty conscience, my eyes can see through you to know that you are at heart fishy today!” 容嬷嬷大怒:“就凭你做贼心虚,我一眼就能看穿你知道你今天心里有鬼!” A short aunt foot kicks carriage big angrily said fiercely: Nonsense! You said that I am fishy I to be fishy, how you do not go to be the judge!” 矮大妈一脚猛踢马车大怒道:“胡说!你说我有鬼我就有鬼,你怎么不去当法官!” Wet-Nurse Rong angrily said: What you called to be, you called ominously was afraid!” 容嬷嬷怒道:“你叫什么叫,你叫的越凶就越是心虚!” The people said: Good! Do not want to fight...” 众人纷纷道:“好了好了!不要争了。。。” Considers as finished like this! Hurries!” “就这样算了吧!赶紧进去吧!” The short aunt is unruly to cry saying: Cannot calculate, I do not go, she said groundless I misappropriate the board expenses!” 矮大妈撒泼大哭道:“不能算,我不进去,她无凭无据的说我私吞伙食费!” Wet-Nurse Rong angrily said: How do you want?” 容嬷嬷怒道:“你想怎样?” You apologized!” “你道歉!” The Wet-Nurse Rong squawk is angry: My this has not apologized for a lifetime!” 容嬷嬷尖声大怒:“我这一辈子还从来没跟人道过歉!” ...... 。。。。。。 —— highly improper! Takes the stations!” The dignified sound resounds from the front door, seemingly alarmed the great person. ——“成何体统!都各就各位!”威严的声音从大门响起,貌似惊动了大人物。 Thereupon, Wet-Nurse Rong cold snort/hum turns head to walk, the short aunt scratches the tears fart not to put to drive to directly soar the backyard, the people diverges respectively. 于是乎,容嬷嬷一声冷哼扭头就走,矮大妈一擦眼泪屁都不放驾车直奔后院,众人各自散去。 In the vegetables pile Da Fei then long relaxing, this difficult incomparable first pass crossed finally. The great-grandmother to the aunt, pinpoints to the wheat awn, this is war between aunts, is cultured combat, without leeway that the man meddles! It seems like Markal appoints the aunt to come really to be of deep the essence personnel! 蔬菜堆中一身冷汗的大飞这才长长的松了口气,这艰难无比的第一关终于过了。太婆对大妈,针锋对麦芒,这是大妈之间的战争,是文斗,没有男人插手的余地!看来马卡尔指派大妈过来果然是深得用人之精髓啊! Detail decision success or failure. This action really arranged too many articles in small potato! 细节决定成败。这次行动在一个小小的土豆里实在是安排了太多的文章了! Before the powerhouse of Wet-Nurse Rong this saintess level, which afraid has ghost indeed cannot escape her eyes that slope outwards, the small potato can attract her first attention, plays stresses the function of small enlargement. Second step uses something as a pretext, the using small potato as a turning point quarrel, further diverts the Wet-Nurse Rong attention. Third step fishes in troubled waters, is noisy the matter, all attracts the person in courtyard, at that time chaotical confusion of voices not only not easy discovered Da Fei, but can also make the people persuade for withdrawing to spread the stair. The fourth step, the aunt was unruly to put unable to depend, to delay the time, towed the darkness! Only had the darkness, Da Fei's submerged hides ability smoothly, otherwise really allowed to pass is not instead easy to do directly. 容嬷嬷这种圣女级的强者面前,哪个心虚有鬼的确是逃不过她的三角眼,小土豆就能吸引她第一步注意,起到抓小放大的作用。第二步就是借题发挥,以小土豆为契机争吵,进一步分散容嬷嬷的注意力。第三步就是浑水摸鱼,把事情闹大,把院子里的人全吸引过来,那时候七嘴八舌人声嘈杂不仅更不容易发现大飞,而且还能让众人相劝为脱身铺好台阶。第四步,大妈撒泼放赖不走了,就是为了拖时间,拖到天黑!只有天黑了,大飞的潜入躲藏才能顺利进行,不然真的直接一路放行过去了反而还不好办。 Therefore , the art that the spy fights does not lie in 007 and so on seemingly common actually very garish high-tech, does not lie in seems like very ordinary, is actually not ordinary to lead dregs blonde handsome, but lies in one originally on the common potato, originally on common aunt. 所以说,谍战的艺术不在于007之类的看似不起眼其实很扎眼的高科技,更不在于看似很普通,其实一点都不普通帅到掉渣的金发帅哥,而是就在于一个本来就不起眼的土豆,一个本来就不起眼的大妈。 When the carriage arrives at the backyard, it is black, in the person's shadow, aunt that stocky body becomes the Da Fei best shield layer on layer/heavily, Da Fei Grand Master Level Stealth enters plans in the good miscellaneous big storehouse beforehand. 当马车到达后院的时候,天已经黑了,在人影重重之间,大妈那敦实的身躯成为大飞最好的掩护,大飞宗师级潜行一头进入事先计划好的杂物大库房之中。 The second pass/test, smooth success! The miscellaneous storehouse is in entire monastery manages the most lax place, little has patrol squad of senior wet nurse to do an inspection extremely, most has the possibility hiding people place. 第二关,顺利成功杂物库房是整个修道院中管理最为松懈的地点,极少有老嬷嬷的巡逻队巡查,是最有可能藏人的地点。 Now was to find the person. So long as found the person, brings to come and brother tryst her to the storehouse in! brother uses the Relic offensive to strive for a fraction of a minute to handle! 现在就是找人了。只要找到人,就把她带到库房中来和私会!使用遗物攻势争取分分钟搞定! Outside the storehouse broadcasts aunt's voice: Elsa, is this thing that you fall?” 库房外传来大妈的声音:“艾尔莎,这是你掉的东西?” Not, Tabbia Lady.” “不是的,塔比娅女士。” Anbelle, is this thing that you fall?” 安蓓尔,这是你掉的东西?” he he, is not, but I can help Tabbia Lady look for the owner of lost articles.” 呵呵,不是,不过我可以帮塔比娅女士找失主。” Does not need, I to want personally to look, not being able to find was I, Wahahaha! “不必了,我要亲自找,找不到就是我的了,哇哈哈哈! Tabbia Lady... You...” 塔比娅女士。。。你。。。” I how?” “我怎么了?” You really did not have the moral integrity!” “你实在太没节操了!” Nonsense, has not seen me to look for the owner of lost articles, I have half of moral integrity!” “胡说,没看见我正在找失主吗,我还有一半的节操!” Wahahaha, the Sister sound is really of pleasant to hear, simply is Angel, Serbia, what is your present name? Come, the uncle loves you! 哇哈哈哈,修女的声音真是好听啊,简直就是天使啊,塞尔维亚,你现在的名字是什么?来,大叔疼你! Before long aunt's voice conveys: „? Not? I only then tomorrow came to see.” 不一会大妈的声音传来:“啊?都不是啊?那我只有明天来看看了。” It is no doubt that had not found. Yeah, only then waited, when brother also has game 8 days of time. Listened to the aunt saying that monastery did not have the man, doing odd jobs to transport this matter is young position low Little Sister is often in shifts to be responsible, meeting the Serbia's probability was extremely high. 不用说,没找到。哎,只有等了,还有游戏时八天时间。听大妈说修道院没有男人,打杂搬运这种事情往往就是年轻地位低的小修女轮班负责的,遇到塞尔维亚的几率极高。 Outside the storehouse the carriage sound, the noise stops gradually, the aunt left. After Da Fei starts to think deeply about success, how to withdraw, this is most difficult. From the current first plan, best put a fire in the storehouse, then becomes brother Hero's Serbia to pretend that fetches water the fire fighting, then seizes the chance the running person, hum hum! 库房外马车声响,喧嚣渐止,大妈离开了。大飞开始思索成功后如何脱身了,这才是最难的。从目前的第一方案来看,最好就是在库房里放一把火,然后成为英雄的塞尔维亚就假装去打水救火,然后趁机跑人,哼哼 Heroine is rare, special Class Heroine is rare, but Sister without a doubt is special Class Heroine, is worth brother thinking of every means to resort to all means absolutely to do, this is the symbol of position strength! Takes a broad view at entire world, can have brother such awesome, in the method of exceedingly high penetrating place, by the average man cannot and strategy, by the average man cannot and Grand Master technique sneaks monastery how many people can have? brother God Rank Hero, deserves! 女英雄稀有,特殊职业女英雄更是稀有,而修女毫无疑问就是特殊职业女英雄,绝对值得费尽心机不择手段搞到手,这是身份地位实力的象征!放眼整个世界,能有这么牛逼,以通天彻地的手段,以常人不能及的智谋,以常人不能及的宗师技潜入修道院的能有几人?神级英雄,当之无愧! Is infatuated, outside the storehouse hears the sound of footsteps, more and more nearly. 正陶醉间,库房外传来脚步声,越来越近。 Is Da Fei startled, has the person? Sister? 大飞不由一怔,有人?修女 One group of people entered the dark storehouse, Da Fei cannot help but stared in a big way the eyes! WTF! Female —— plays ——! 一群人进入黑暗的库房了,大飞不由得瞪大了双眼!卧槽!女————家! On this world, some places, man, even if there is huge skill not to enter absolutely, but woman firmly round trip free, for example, ladies' room, female bathhouse. brother puts forth the exceedingly high penetrating place the method, unexpectedly to enter a female bathhouse! 这个世界上,有一些地方,男人纵然有天大的本事也是万万进不得,但女人确来去自如,比如,女厕所,女澡堂。使出通天彻地的手段,居然就是为了进一个女澡堂! —— Ah pu! A Da Fei old blood that wants to understand spurted! ——啊噗!想明白的大飞一口老血喷了! But at this time, this crowd of name prefixes all are Blood Rose what Blood Rose Holy Spear, Blood Rose Rose, in the Blood Rose Holy Sword Female player stealthy arriving storehouse start to encircle. 而此时,这群名字前缀一律是血薇的什么血薇圣枪,血薇玫瑰,血薇圣剑女玩家鬼鬼祟祟的来到库房中开始围成一圈。 Da Fei suddenly one startled, Blood Rose? Blood Rose Studio? WTF! Is this city, this city is also national most popular beauty studio! The although scale cannot compare Stars Dragon slaying anything, but the fame is also big! Their isn't Boss this Blood Rose Rose? Legend once in sweetheart Bu Feiyan with the brother dream competed for last year the Goddess of Otakus title, then couldn't compare the Stars potential to lose eventually greatly? 大飞猛然一惊,血薇血薇工作室卧槽!就是本市的嘛,本市也是全国最红美女工作室嘛!虽然规模是比不上星辰屠龙什么的,但名气也不小啊!她们老大不就是这个血薇玫瑰么?传说曾与的梦中情人步飞烟争夺去年度宅男女神的称号,然后终究比不上星辰势大输掉了嘛? If Blood Rose Studio, that explained that this monastery Female player is not the casual what people can enter even, must very high level to be good. Such a thinks that Da Fei at heart finally was smooth. Then, are they doing? WTF, brother is doing the important matter you do not hinder brother!( Asked various tickets) 如果是血薇工作室的话,那说明这个修道院即便是女玩家也不是随便什么人都能进的,得要很高的水平才行。这么一想大飞心里总算是顺畅了一些。那么,她们在干嘛?卧槽,在干大事你们不要妨碍!(求各种票)
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