GTULWB :: Volume #1

#92: Ram and Rem looked at each other one, two maids as if by prior agreement pulled out a bright yellow lemon from the pocket, then gave the opposite party.

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Left, is Houselord as well as several current columns. 左边,是当家的以及几位现任的柱。 Right, is Gyomei Himejima that kneels to sit, as well as his behind small shota little loli community. 右边,是跪坐着的悲鸣屿行冥,以及他身后的小正太小萝莉群体。 Side, is drinking tea calm( Coke), traces the thigh while convenient, traces Elisebell as well as maid of three in addition mascot tool person silk stockings. 侧边,是正在淡定喝茶(可乐),顺便摸摸大腿,摸摸丝袜的爱茜蓓尔以及女仆三名外加吉祥物工具人一名。 „- After” Elisebell drank Coke, put down the cup in hand, then a nearby Rem face tranquil inclines the hand 82 years of Raphai beverage bottles in slightly, attire, in inside Coke poured into the Elisebell cup. “哧溜-”爱茜蓓尔喝了一口可乐之后,放下了手中的杯子,然后旁边的雷姆一脸恬静的将手中的82年的拉菲酒瓶微微倾斜,把装在里面的可乐倒进了爱茜蓓尔的杯子里。 Really some people do not think what Elisebell drinks is Raphai? Cannot! 不会真的有人以为爱茜蓓尔喝的是拉菲吗？不会吧不会吧！ „Two, your affection stared here for four minutes/shares 17 seconds.” Elisebell looked at one as in cross-eyed Stone Hashira and Houselord, said: „If looked to glance, expressed the feelings of innermost feelings bravely, I among that love regarding homogeneities, supported very much!” “两位,你们都在这里深情凝望四分十七秒了。”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼依旧在对视的岩柱和当家的,说道:“如果看上眼了呢,就勇敢的表达自己内心的感情,我这个人对于同性之间的那种爱情,是很支持的！” „Pū-” an old blood of Houselord spurted, he quickly explained to Elisebell: „Miss Elisebell, this joke do not speak irresponsibly! Person who I must get married!” “噗-”当家的一口老血就喷了出来,他急忙对爱茜蓓尔解释道:“爱茜蓓尔小姐,这种玩笑可不要乱说啊！我可是要结婚的人！” god damn, if makes the people of Himorogi aristocratic family hear these words, was mistaken that he is slightly gives, what to do then isn't willing to send for? Didn't me break the incense and candle? 龟龟,如果让神官世家的人听到这句话,误以为他是个小给给,然后不愿意派人过来怎么办？那咱家不就断了香火了吗？ „, I am a Buddhist priest.” Gyomei Himejima also serious answered. “咳咳,我是僧人。”悲鸣屿行冥也是一本正经的解释道。 „What, I remember that Nihon (Japan) here Buddhist priest can find a wife to give birth good?” Elisebell casts a sidelong glance Gyomei Himejima, said: „In your surface serious, actually the big drop is bad.” “什么呀,我记得霓虹这边的僧人是可以娶妻生子的好吧？”爱茜蓓尔瞟了一眼悲鸣屿行冥,说道:“你这个人表面上一本正经的,其实大大滴坏。” „???” “？？？” On the head of Gyomei Himejima emitted several question marks. 悲鸣屿行冥的脑袋上冒出了几个问号。 Who is bad! 到底谁坏啊！ „, Good.” Although Gyomei Himejima is a blind person, but Elisebell always felt that he looked oneself look is not quite right, therefore is shifting the topic rapidly, „that anything, you continue to chat, I first rested!” “咳咳,好了好了。”虽然悲鸣屿行冥是个瞎子,但是爱茜蓓尔总感觉他看自己的眼神不太对劲,所以迅速的转移着话题,“那什么,你们继续聊,我先去休息了啊！” „Miss Elisebell, please hold your steps.” At this time, shouting of hastily Houselord, „I had a matter to entrust you.” “爱茜蓓尔小姐,请留步。”这时,当家的连忙喊道,“我有一件事希望委托您。” „Un? What matter?” Elisebell maintains a foot to step on the room, a foot hanging posture, and pressed the right hand on Elsa the most prominent place maintained the balance, „how was in the hand money are too many did not know to spend, wants to make me give you to demonstrate?” “嗯？什么事？”爱茜蓓尔保持着一只脚踩在屋内,一只脚悬空的姿势,并且把右手摁在了艾尔莎身上最突出的地方来保持平衡,“是不是手里钱太多了不知道怎么花,想让我给你演示一下？” „......” Houselord pulled the corners of the mouth, said: „If your excellency lacks the spending money, that demonstration.” “……”当家的扯了扯嘴角,说道:“如果阁下缺零花钱的话,那就演示一下吧。” „Thanks for the compliment! I am the gold medal spending young expert, the person deliver the nickname krypton gold/metal small sow the krypton man!” Elisebell rapid turning around, then both hands fork waist, said: „Said a bit faster, has anything to entrust!” “好说好说！我可是金牌花钱小能手,人送外号氪金小母猪的氪佬啊！”爱茜蓓尔迅速的转过身来,然后双手叉腰,说道:“快点说吧,有什么委托！” „Can accompany me to go to a Himorogi aristocratic family?” Houselord looks at Elisebell, modest saying, „I must get married the witches of Himorogi aristocratic family.” “能陪我去一趟神官世家吗？”当家的看着爱茜蓓尔,温和的说道,“我要迎娶神官世家的巫女了。” „......” Elisebell showed expression suddenly, said: „Right, you should make the child!” “啊……”爱茜蓓尔露出了恍然的表情,说道:“对哦,你该造小孩了！” „Pū-” Houselord and broke the merit- can you do not say this matter was so straightforward! This who can withstand! “噗-”当家的又破功了-你能不能不要把这种事情说的这么耿直啊！这谁顶得住啊！ „Accompanies you to go actually, is looks for a matter to do in any case, but......” Elisebell feels own chin, said: „I must want the advantage!” “陪你去倒是可以,反正就是找点事儿做,但是……”爱茜蓓尔摸着自己的下巴,说道:“我得要点好处！” „You said.” Houselord said- , since understanding Elisebell combat power, Houselord without hesitation the Elisebell definition for most combat power! Once relates to his security, he will transfer most combat power without hesitation. “您说。”当家的说道-自从明白了爱茜蓓尔的战斗力之后,当家的毫不犹豫的把爱茜蓓尔定义为了最战斗力！一旦关系到他自身的安全,他就会毫不犹疑的调动最战斗力。 Do not misunderstand, Houselord is really not timid or is instigated , must therefore take, he has other plans. 别误会,当家的真的不是胆小或者是怂所以才一定要带上蕾德的,他是有其他的计划。 „......” Elisebell does not think, said: „Later several select finally, if I want to participate, I must be the examiner.” “唔……”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“之后的几届最终选拔,如果我想参加的话,我要去当主考官。” „This?” Houselord stares the request cannot call it the advantage...... is not right, is not this view! Should be the request of Elisebell cannot call it „duty reward”. “就这？”当家的一愣-爱茜蓓尔的这个要求根本就不能称之为好处……不对,不是这个说法！应该是爱茜蓓尔的这个要求根本不能称之为“任务奖励”。 Because does not complete the task, Elisebell proposed this request, Houselord will not have any significance-, let alone you must be the examination official, even if you want to participate in the final selection not to have the issue, installs to install tenderly tenderly. 因为就算不完成任务,爱茜蓓尔提出这个要求,当家的也不会有任何的意义-别说你要当考官了,你就算是想参加最终选拔都没问题,装嫩就装嫩吧。 „Right, this request.” Elisebell nods, said: „From this, I must participate.” “对,就这个要求。”爱茜蓓尔点了点头,说道:“从这一届开始,我就要参加。” First hand ghost looking, direct boom silly Kaarakka, so as to avoid later forgot matter- why as for not participates in Sabito and Giyu that again? god damn, their is a person, other participants are not the person! Rescues one is! 先把手鬼给找出来,直接boom傻卡拉卡了,免得以后忘记了出事儿了-至于为什么不在锖兔和义勇那一届再去参加？龟龟,就他们那一届是人,其他届的参赛者就不是人啦！多救一个是一个嘛！ „Does not have the issue!” Nod of Houselord, then continues saying that „other...... Miss Elisebell, I have an idea.” “没问题！”当家的点了点头,然后继续说道,“另外……爱茜蓓尔小姐,我有一个想法。” „Un?” “嗯？” „About these time plan that witch who gets married the Himorogi aristocratic family.” Houselord looks at Elisebell, said: „I prepare to make is more grand, then arranges two columns and I acts together.” “是关于这一次迎娶神官世家的巫女的计划。”当家的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“我准备弄的隆重一些,然后安排两位柱和我一起行动。” „You are think that......” Elisebell associates to this Houselord style, as well as in original works from exploding the behavior, understands immediately the plan of Houselord, „preparation takes itself as the bait, entices Muzan?” “你是想……”爱茜蓓尔联想到这个当家的行事风格,以及原著中的自爆行为,立刻就明白了当家的计划,“准备以自己为诱饵,勾引出无惨？” „Right.” Houselord selected selected own head, said. “对的。”当家的点了点自己的头,说道。 „But, is a Ubuyashiki conduct quite secret?” The Elisebell knitting the brows head, said: „You did not worry that Muzan does cause suspicion? After all do that scraps/condescend do anything is not good, by instigating first.” “可是,产屋敷一家的行事都比较隐秘吧？”爱茜蓓尔皱了皱眉头,说道:“你就不担心无惨生疑吗？毕竟那个屑干啥啥不行,论怂第一名。” However instigation of Muzan is very to a certain extent reasonable, after all his live time on enough, only needed to put together the life span with you to be OK. 不过屑老板的怂在某种程度上还是挺有道理的,毕竟他活的时间足够上,只需要和你拼寿命就可以了。 „I have also indeed been worried from the beginning like this, but I pondered the aspects for these days, thinks that can try.” “我一开始也的确这样担心过,不过这几天我思考了方方面面,认为还是可以试一试的。” „First, although Muzan is paying attention to Ubuyashiki, but this wedding is I takes over the first action after family lord, therefore Muzan was not clear about my past style, will therefore not detect unusual.” “首先,虽然无惨关注着产屋敷家,但是这次婚礼是我接任家主之后的第一次行动,所以无惨并不清楚我以往的行事风格,所以不会察觉到反常。” „Next, normal, Ubuyashiki will be very discrete, therefore I in view of my own, the request wedding will not compare...... empty boasting, I will start from another angle, is the Himorogi aristocratic family.” “其次,正常来说,产屋敷家都会很谨慎,所以我也不会从我自己的角度出发,要求婚礼比较……浮夸,我会从另一个角度入手,也就是神官世家。” „I have contacted with the Himorogi aristocratic family correspondence, the Himorogi aristocratic family by their side name transmission notice, will say that I want to get married his family/home the words of witch, needs the escorting the bride team, is primarily gaudily.” “我已经和神官世家书信联系过了,神官世家会以他们那边的名义发送通知,说我想迎娶他家的巫女的话,必须要迎亲队伍,以花哨为主。” „Although such style is contrary to Ubuyashiki the consistent style, but I to lengthen the bloodlines of Ubuyashiki, can only accept the request of Himorogi world- under such plan, Muzan will not have the suspicion the mentality.” “虽然这样的行事风格有违产屋敷家的一贯风格,但是我为了延长产屋敷家的血脉,只能答应神官世界的要求-在这样的规划下,无惨是不会产生怀疑的心态的。” „However does not suspect my action Muzan, after knowing my action, perhaps to completely eradicate Ubuyashiki, but starts to me directly.” “而不怀疑我的行动的无惨,在得知了我的行动之后,说不定会为了彻底铲除产屋敷家,而直接对我下手。” „This is my plan.” “这就是我的计划。” After Houselord said that earnest looks at Elisebell, said: „This plan establishes above Miss Elisebell combat power, without your appearance, I do not dare to do that absolutely.” 当家的说完之后,认真的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“这个计划是建立在爱茜蓓尔小姐的战斗力之上的,如果没有您的出现,我绝对不敢这么做。” Although said that the column kills the ordinary ghost to playing to be the same, however during these several hundred years of fights, large number of columns died in the hand of top chord/winding, but the winding up a clock ghost at all was not the Muzan opponent, therefore let alone was two columns, perhaps 20 columns on together, were not heyday the opponents of Muzan. 虽然说柱杀普通的鬼跟玩儿一样,但是在这数百年的战斗之中,大量的柱都死在了上弦的手中,而上弦鬼又根本不是无惨的对手,所以别说是两个柱了,恐怕二十个柱一起上,都不是全盛时期的无惨的对手。 „This plan......, if accepted, does that.” Elisebell thinks, she is detained here now , because could not find Muzan, if found that is a night of puncturing Pattern Observation Haki is not invincible, the area is also limited! Can't the rug -type search? That was too tired, did not have the little elder sister! “这个计划……如果行得通的话,就这么做吧。”爱茜蓓尔想了想,她现在之所以滞留在这边,是因为找不到无惨,如果找到了那就是一夜打穿的模式-见闻色也不是无敌的呀,覆盖面积也是有限的呀！总不能地毯式的搜索吧？那太累了,还没有小姐姐！ „That many thanks help.” Relaxing of Houselord. “那就多谢帮助了。”当家的松了一口气。 „What matter that then did not have my right?” Elisebell referred to out, said: „That, did I first slide?” “那接下来就没我啥事了对吧？”爱茜蓓尔指了指门外,说道:“那,我先溜了？” „Good.” Nod of Houselord, then focused on the body of Gyomei Himejima, said: „Mr. Himejima, we exchange well.” “好的。”当家的点了点头,然后重新把视线放在了悲鸣屿行冥的身上,说道:“悲鸣屿先生,我们好好交流一下吧。” - -- - -- „Third Young Lady.” After entering the room, Elsa asked that „did the plan of that little rascal possibly succeed?” “三小姐。”进入房间之后,艾尔莎问道,“那个小鬼的计划可能成功吗？” „Should be hopeless.” Elisebell sighs, said: „Although I also think that very much now and Muzan drinks the wisteria tea together, together massage who makes the wisteria volatile oil, as well as watches the sunrise under surrounding of wisteria, but by instigating, Muzan instigated, instigates the broken horizon, without was fished easily.” “应该是没戏。”爱茜蓓尔叹了一口气,说道:“虽然我也很想现在和无惨一起喝紫藤花茶,一起做紫藤花精油的马杀鸡,以及在紫藤花的包围下看日出,但是论怂,无惨之怂,怂破天际,没那么容易被钓出来的。” Why does Muzan in original works dare to appear in the Ubuyashiki front? Very simple, because the Ubuyashiki dwelling is he himself bit by bit tries to find out, rather than opposite party on own initiative exposition-, as long as the Ubuyashiki main exposition, Muzan instigated that the goods will start to get suspicious, but he himself investigates, he will instead not let one's thoughts wander. 原著之中的无惨为什么敢出现在产屋敷的面前？很简单,因为产屋敷宅是他自己一点一点摸索出来的,而不是对方主动暴露的-但凡产屋敷主要暴露,无惨个怂货就会开始起疑心,而他自己探查出来的,他反而不会乱想。 ‚Therefore , present Houselord was too naive.’ Elisebell shakes the head, after all is only 13 years old, even the elite trains since childhood, was still too tender-, if will be future Houselord, after obtaining Elisebell this combat power, will not definitely adopt the method of initiative exposition, but was the little ejection bait, achieving „obviously was the initiative exposition, but made Muzan think that is investigated” false appearance, thus directed Muzan to have the hole. ‘所以说,现在的当家还是太天真了。’爱茜蓓尔摇了摇头,毕竟才十三岁,就算从小就精英培养,也还是太嫩了-如果是未来的当家,在获得了爱茜蓓尔这个战斗力之后,肯定不会采取主动暴露的方法,而是一点点的抛出饵,做到“明明是主动暴露,但是却让无惨以为是自己调查出来”的假象,从而引无惨出洞。 „That, why didn't Third Young Lady tell the opposite party directly?” Elsa also felt strange. “那,三小姐为什么不直接告诉对方？”艾尔莎也奇怪了。 „Was too troublesome!” Elisebell shrivelled mouth, said: „I do not work as the resourceful general, working as a military commander isn't fragrant?” “太麻烦了啊！”爱茜蓓尔瘪了瘪嘴,说道:“我才不要当智将呢,当个武将不香吗？” If this exposition, Houselord will consult Zhuge Liang like Liu Bei absolutely, inquiry of repeatedly asking various own things. 如果这次暴露了的话,当家的绝对会像刘备请教诸葛亮一样,三顾茅庐的询问自己各种事情。 Troublesome, was too troublesome, hugs smooth Elsa more suitable oneself in the bedding! 麻烦,太麻烦了,还是在被窝里抱着光溜溜的艾尔莎更适合自己！ „Sometimes...... I really do not know Third Young Lady was industrious or lazy.” Elsa is also a no brain of face- you said that Elisebell is lazy? She to save others spares no efforts runs everywhere, even draws the time line, buys the IF card! However you said that she is industrious? She can fishing (being lazy) on fishing (being lazy), not be absolutely many strives. “有的时候……我是真的不知道三小姐到底是勤劳还是懒惰了。”艾尔莎也是一脸的无脑-你说爱茜蓓尔懒惰？她为了拯救其他人不辞辛苦的到处跑,甚至又拉时间线,又买IF卡的！但是你说她勤劳？她能摸鱼就摸鱼,绝对不多出力。 „You do not understand, person who I am only do the matter that oneself who carries out should the matter of doing and wants to do.” Elisebell lay on Elsa's thigh, then buried the depth to inspire the face, said: „, Elsa's body fragrance, loved the love.” “你不懂啦,我是奉行的只做自己该做的事和想做的事的主义者。”爱茜蓓尔趴在了艾尔莎的大腿上,然后把脸埋进去深吸了一口气,说道:“啊,艾尔莎的体香,爱了爱了。” This matter of doing, that saves the tragedy ; 该做的事,那就是拯救悲剧; Matter that wants to do, that while saving tragedy, flirted with the little elder sister. 想做的事,那就是在拯救悲剧的同时,和小姐姐调情。 If works as 如果当 …… …… …… …… ‚, Third Young Lady......’ Elsa felt own high to is not good. ‘啊,三小姐……’艾尔莎感觉自己high到不行了。
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