Such, is really makes Hakuji smile to make noise. 那样子,真的是让狛治笑出了声。 „Third Young Lady, but the god same person, is more natural.” He lifted to start to kick the buttocks of Keizo, said: „Do not keep off in our main house gate, others looked will look with the strange look our.” “三小姐可是神一样的人,比不过是理所当然的。”他抬起脚踢了踢庆藏的屁股,说道:“别挡在我们家门口,别人看了会用奇怪的眼神看我们的。” „It is not......” Keizo look vacant raising the head, said: „Who your family Third Young Lady is, how she can such............ such......” “不是……”庆藏神色茫然的抬起头来,说道:“你家三小姐到底是什么人啊,她怎么能这么……就……就这么……” Is unbelievable? 难以置信好吗？ This seems like, supposed in the world only then a live broadcast platform, then beautiful young girls named la la in live broadcast cos small devil while dances, suddenly some people found, the pedestrian counting in live broadcast platform has achieved tens of billions, on then the scarf complained: „Certainly, global 7 billion people, among the live broadcasts of your live broadcast platform tens of billions people? What's wrong, is the person in nether world also looking?” 这就好像是,假设全世界只有一个直播平台,然后有一个叫菈菈的美少女正在直播一边cos小恶魔一边跳舞,突然有人发现,直播平台上的人数统计已经达到了几百亿了,然后上围脖吐槽:“绝了,全球就70亿人,你直播平台的一个直播间就几百亿人？怎么,阴曹地府的人也在看吗？” Then next day, Luke's spaceship arrived, reason that then told you among the live broadcasts tens of billions people are because the people of other stars are also watching this live broadcast, what opinion did you have? If any you said, our reply unification launches the star destruction egg. 然后第二天,戴比路克的宇宙飞船降临了,然后告诉你们直播间之所以有几百亿人是因为其他星球的人也在看这个直播,你有什么意见吗？如果有的话你就说,我们的回答统一都是发射星球毁灭蛋。 The notch, your time expression probably with Keizo is the same. 哦豁,你此时的表情大概就和庆藏是一样的了。 „Who lets her is Third Young Lady?” The Hakuji expression is very calm and calm, „I have been used.” “谁让她是三小姐？”狛治的表情很平静和淡定,“我已经习惯了。” Yes, most starts Hakuji also Expressed Third Young Lady, your seemed like on the delicate girl do not train with me, if did not skin a skin carefully, Miss Elsa can turn Mobius link me? 是的,最开始的时候狛治也是表示-三小姐,你一个看起来就柔柔弱弱的女孩子就别和我一起训练了,要是不小心蹭破了一点皮,艾尔莎小姐岂不是要把我扭成莫比乌斯环？ Naturally, such idea after he and Elisebell compared notes for one minute/share 26 seconds, on disappearance without a trace- was regarded Hakuji that the rope skipping plays by Elisebell is being worried about own old waist, while suspects the ponder of life Third Young Lady such small physique, had such strong combat power. 当然,这样的想法在他和爱茜蓓尔切磋了一分二十六秒之后,就消失的无影无踪了-被爱茜蓓尔当成跳绳来玩儿的狛治一边担心着自己的老腰,一边怀疑人生的思考着三小姐这么一个小身板儿,是这么有这么强的战斗力了。 Is that the hand? That is iron handcuffs! What iron, that is the bedrock handcuff! 那是手吗？那是铁铐子！啊呸,什么铁,那是基岩手铐！ „Hiss, your Third Young Lady really fearful.” Keizo sat straight own body, said: „But , her such training method, I thought with all due respect you definitely cannot achieve.” “嘶,你们三小姐是真的可怕。”庆藏坐直了自己的身体,说道:“不过,恕我直言,她那样的训练方法,我觉得你肯定是做不到的。” „...... Indifferent.” Hakuji knows certainly oneself could not achieve- no, the normal person not possible four limbs to tie up dozens tons heavy item to make the calisthenics to radio music there? “……无所谓。”狛治当然知道自己做不到了-不,正常人都不可能四肢绑着几十吨的重物在那里做广播体操吧？ „No, you listened to me saying that-” Keizo serious looks at Hakuji, said: „Your physical quality very good, the root bone I also trace a moment ago, the unusual stick, it can be said that in ten thousand does not have a practicing martial arts rare talent!” “别啊,你听我说-”庆藏一本正经的看着狛治,说道:“你的身体素质非常的好,根骨我刚才也摸了摸,非常的棒,可以说是万中无一的练武奇才！” „Then?” Hakuji asked that „what do you want to say?” “然后呢？”狛治问道,“你想说什么？” Practicing martial arts rare talent? 练武奇才又怎么了？ „I do not open the dojo?” Keizo smiles, said: „Do you have the interest, when my disciple?” “我不是开武馆的吗？”庆藏嘿嘿一笑,说道:“你有没有兴趣当我的弟子？” Came! 来了！ In the eye of Hakuji flashed through a ray, turning head that he keeps silent, said: „It‘s nothing interest, my was enough.” 狛治的眼中闪过了一丝光芒,他默不作声的扭过头,说道:“没什么兴趣,我这样就足够了。” „Hiss , is not...... is scratching the head on......” Keizo, said: „You can change is stronger?” “嘶,诶,不是……就……”庆藏挠着头,说道:“你可以变的更强哦？” „Like you?” “和你一样？” „That must!” “那必须的！” „Is ten you binds together can be victorious Third Young Lady.” Hakuji looked at Keizo- naturally, he has also intertwined for this reason, but also had inquired „Third Young Lady is so strong, why does that also need to work as the goon?” This issue. “可是十个你绑在一起都的打不过三小姐。”狛治看了一眼庆藏-当然,他也为这个原因纠结过,还询问过“三小姐这么强,那为什么还需要当打手？”这个问题。 Regarding his doubts, the reply that Rem disdains very much: „Third Young Lady is strong, needed Third Young Lady to intend to teach others? That does Third Young Lady have the hand to make her own take a bath? Does she have the pillow to want her to rest the pillow? Does she have the towel to make her use the towel to scratch the foot?” 对于他的疑惑,雷姆很不屑的回答道:“三小姐强,就需要三小姐出手教训别人了？那三小姐有手难道就要让她自己洗澡吗？她有枕头难道就要她睡枕头吗？她有毛巾难道就要让她用毛巾擦脚吗？” Paternal grandmother, if made Third Young Lady do, how we also did derive the Third Young Lady energy and Third Young Lady element? 奶奶的,如果都让三小姐自己做了,那我们还怎么汲取三小姐能量和三小姐元素？ „?” Although Hakuji being able to understand following words, what however total was understands Meaning Third Young Lady of Rem noble can such person, how begin to teach others personally? Therefore needs his goon! “？”狛治虽然听不懂后面的话,但是总的还是明白了雷姆的意思-三小姐这么高贵的人,怎么能亲自动手教训别人呢？所以才需要他这个打手的！ Right, certainly is this! 没错,一定是这样！ „I, I definitely cannot be victorious she......” the Keizo expression is not quite a little calm, „, but............” “我,我肯定是打不过她……”庆藏的表情有点不太淡定,“但……就……” Very uncomfortable. 哇,很难受。 Right, others side has monster powerful Third Young Lady, why can also follow I to study? However you said that made Keizo give up, that was not quite willing! After all Hakuji in the aptitude of under Elisebell accent J displaying is really a little fragrant...... not, was really fragrant! 对啊,人家身边有一个怪物般强大的三小姐,干嘛还要跟着我学习？但是你说就让庆藏就这么放弃了,那也不太甘心啊！毕竟狛治在爱茜蓓尔的调J下表现出来的资质实在是有点香……不,实在是太香了！ Cannot give up! 不能就这么放弃！ Keizo got hold of the fist. 庆藏握紧了拳头。 - -- - -- Since realized after Hakuji talent, Keizo turned into the House of Scarlet patron immediately, but his daughter Koyuki can also come to drop around occasionally. 自从意识到了狛治的天赋之后,庆藏顿时就变成了斯卡雷特家的常客,而连带着他的女儿恋雪也偶尔会过来串个门。 „I said, you do come to our home all day for what?” Elisebell asked something already known looks at Keizo, said: „Difficult non- achievement, because my food is delicious?” “我说,你整天来我们家到底是为了什么啊？”爱茜蓓尔明知故问的看着庆藏,说道:“难不成就因为咱家的饭好吃？” „......” Keizo, although wants to say firmly I am not I do not have, but did to the Rem craftsmanship is really fragrant, so long as to meals and snacks...... “呃……”庆藏虽然很想坚定的说我不是我没有,但是奈何雷姆的手艺实在是太香了,只要到饭点…… Brain of Keizo: To eat meal 庆藏的大脑:想吃饭了 Mouth of Keizo: We eat at home 庆藏的嘴巴:咱就在家里吃 Keizo both legs: House of Scarlet ! 庆藏的双腿:斯卡雷特家,出发！ How I cannot provide lodging my both legs!? 我怎么就管不住我这双腿呢！？ Keizo aerobic. 庆藏好气呀。 „Stares-” Elisebell unemotional looks that Keizo- your strange uncle gives the response to me a bit faster! I must go back to play Elsa! “盯-”爱茜蓓尔面无表情的看着庆藏-你这个奇怪的大叔给我快点给反应呀！我要回去玩艾尔莎了！ „, Although also had the food very delicious reason......” Keizo embarrassed flexure to scratch the head, he looked at one in Koyuki that on the dining table ate meal, said that „, but actually Koyuki also very liked here.” “咳咳,虽然也有饭很好吃的缘故……”庆藏不好意思的挠了挠头,他看了一眼正在饭桌上吃饭的恋雪,说道,“但其实恋雪也挺喜欢这里的。” „Can't this?” Elisebell asked. “不会就这吧？”爱茜蓓尔反问道。 „Naturally, other reasons.” Keizo squatted in the Elisebell front, said: „On your family's that Hakuji, I wants to receive him to be the apprentice!” “当然,还有其他的原因嗷。”庆藏蹲在了爱茜蓓尔的面前,说道:“就你们家的那个狛治,我想收他当徒弟！” „You receive, what said with me?” Elisebell knows certainly that Hakuji will not acknowledge as teacher, after all her goal lets Hakuji and Koyuki this becomes family member to the lover finally- raises while convenient,( computer game first under heaven) under Elisebell guidance desirably, Hakuji and Koyuki these two children of a similar age, because plays the games of various cooperation survivals together, now had accumulated the good sensitivity of considerable degree...... “那你收呗,和我说什么？”爱茜蓓尔当然知道狛治不会拜师了,毕竟她的目的可是让狛治和恋雪这对有情人终成眷属-顺带一提,在爱茜蓓尔刻意的引导下(电子游戏天下第一),狛治和恋雪这两个年龄相仿的小孩子,因为一起玩各种合作生存的游戏,现在已经累积了相当程度的好感度…… ‚!’ ‘哦哦哦！’ Suddenly, Elisebell saw that Hakuji clamped a chopsticks meat toward the Koyuki bowl, immediately raised up own thumb toward him! 突然,爱茜蓓尔看到狛治往恋雪的碗里夹了一筷子肉,顿时朝着他竖起了自己的拇指！ Does attractively, Hakuji! 干得漂亮,狛治！ The old ladies did not have your courage in the past! If this were rejected the attack of fatal nature! 老娘当年都没你这种勇气！这要是被拒绝了可是致命性质的打击呀！ Thought back on the past years, Mr. Wang Dong a face anxious the beloved younger sister clamped a pineapple gu lao meat to oneself, finally younger sister face embarrassed saying: „Sorry, recently was losing weight, therefore this type of calorie-rich thing......” 遥想当年,王动先生一脸紧张的给自己心爱的妹子夹了一块菠萝咕咾肉,结果妹子一脸不好意思的说道:“对不起,最近在减肥,所以这种高热量的东西……” Then Mr. Wang Dong very ashamed saying: „Sorry, I do not know that you are losing weight!” 当时的王动先生十分羞愧的说道:“对不起对不起,我不知道你在减肥！” And the praise opposite party stature of also keeping is good and attractive, does not need to lose weight is also female celestial, the funny opposite party showed the happy smile, but Mr. Wang Dong also showed the gratified smile. 并且还不停的夸奖对方身材又好又漂亮,根本不需要减肥也是仙女一枚,逗的对方露出了开心的笑容,而王动先生也露出了欣慰的笑容。 Then he sees this/should female and her male god next day in the outside to rub manages, moreover very happy is having the carbonated drink. 然后他第二天就看到该女和她的男神在外边儿撸管,而且还美滋滋的喝着碳酸饮料。 Sorry, is I do not match. 哦,对不起,是我不配了。 At that time or Mr. Wang Dong of high-school student threw into two dimensions henceforth, but his steam nickname and QQ nickname have also turned into me to like summer Na( ruling out) Louise( to rule out) Sanzen'in 凪 forever( to rule out) cool palace spring day( to rule out)( to rule out) Mio Akiyama( to rule out) before dawn (3 - 5 am) colored glaze( to rule out) Misaka beautiful zither | Jean( to rule out) Daedalus( ruled out)...... 那个时候还是高中生的王动先生从此就一头扎进了二次元之中,而他的steam昵称以及QQ昵称也已经变成了我永远喜欢夏娜(划去)露易丝(划去)三千院凪(划去)凉宫春日(划去)奈叶(划去)秋山澪(划去)五更琉璃(划去)御坂美琴(划去)伊卡洛斯(划去)…… Following abbreviates 10086 names 以下省略10086个名字 Raises while convenient, afterward Wang Dong knows, that younger sister's male god and younger sister's best friend in together, but does not want to give up the younger sister simultaneously, then after the exposure, by younger sister and best friend respective leaf a palm of the hand- finally younger sister and best friend in the same place. 顺带一提,后来王动才知道,那个妹子的男神和妹子的闺蜜在一起了,但是同时又不想放弃妹子,然后曝光之后被妹子和闺蜜各自扇了一巴掌-最后妹子和闺蜜在一起了。 The encouragement may celebrate, may celebrate encouraging. 可喜可贺,可喜可贺。 The pitiful story of Mr. Wang Dong, making us focus on the body of Hakuji and Koyuki. 咳咳,说完了王动先生的悲惨故事,让我们把视线放在狛治和恋雪的身上。 „Thanks ~” Koyuki looks at the gu lao meat in bowl, toward Hakuji sweet smiles, then picked beef in tomato sirloin to the bowl of Hakuji, said: „You also eat this.” “谢谢~”恋雪看着碗里的咕咾肉,朝着狛治甜甜的一笑,然后夹起了一块番茄牛腩里的牛肉到狛治的碗里,说道:“你也吃这个。” „Un!” Hakuji felt that own face is a little hot, possibly is because this time does not have the relations of air conditioning! Eating meal is so hot, hateful! “嗯！”狛治感觉自己的脸有点热,可能是因为这个时代没有空调的关系吧！吃个饭都这么热,可恶！ „-” Elisebell showed mother 's married sister smile in out quickly- before she because of Third Brother's bitter experience, but uncomfortable for a long time, now has the means to promote this affection personally......, did not show mother 's married sister smile to be fishy. “啧啧啧-”爱茜蓓尔在门外都快露出姨母般的笑容了-在以前她就因为三哥的遭遇而难受了好久,现在有办法亲手推动这一段恋情……嗨呀,不露出姨母般的笑容才有鬼了。 „......” Nearby Keizo revealed „the cabbage actually by the pig arched” the expression. “……”一旁的庆藏倒是露出了“自家白菜被猪拱了”的表情。 „, Mr. Keizo......” Elisebell coughed, said: „You and I said that wants to receive Hakuji to be the apprentice, is useful?” “咳咳,庆藏先生……”爱茜蓓尔咳嗽了一下,说道:“你和我说想收狛治当徒弟,有什么用？” The person who you must touch is Hakuji! Gives the flower to eat meal to watch the movie......, made a mistake made a mistake. 你要打动的人是狛治呀！去送花请吃饭看电影……哦哦,搞错了搞错了。 „Is this.” A Keizo face said earnestly: „I have invited Hakuji many to be inferior, but each he rejected time!” “是这样的。”庆藏一脸认真地说道:“我已经邀请过狛治很多次了,但是每一次他都拒绝了！” Elisebell thought: ‚Rejection was right, I make him reject.’ 爱茜蓓尔心想:‘拒绝就对了,我让他拒绝的。’ „He rejected, you find the way to touch him, you and I said are also useless, I am not Hakuji.” Elisebell felt that needs to fish one again. “他拒绝了,你就想办法打动他呀,你和我说又没用,我又不是狛治。”爱茜蓓尔感觉需要再捞一手。 ‚I, if can convince him, I ask you to do!’ Keizo Puts on a long face Hakuji refuses his reason to be each time same, that is „Third Young Lady is fiercer than you, so long as I were OK with the Third Young Lady practice”, how your makes Keizo reply! ‘我要是能劝得动他,我找你干什么呀！’庆藏哭丧着脸-狛治拒绝他的理由每次都一样,那就是“三小姐比你厉害呀,那我只要和三小姐练习就可以了”,你这让庆藏怎么回答嘛！ She is fierce! 她就是比自己厉害啊！ „, Third Young Lady, I need to say with you in detail!” The Keizo expression changes enforced got up( to install), he said: „Although your strength is very strong, but I thought that like you such strong person, 100,000 people could not find one! Therefore Hakuji is impossible to take your path!” “咳咳,三小姐,我需要和你详细的说一说了！”庆藏的表情变的严肃了起来(装的),他说道:“虽然您的实力很强,但是我觉得像您这么强的人,十万人都找不到一个！所以狛治根本不可能走您的道路！” Yes, did not say Elisebell to be fierce, Hakuji can take the Elisebell Path god damn, in the online game, the disparity of over occupation and sewer occupation is still the day leaves even badly! Completely same building, over can give to do heavy labor the excrement of sewer! 是的,不是说爱茜蓓尔厉害,狛治就可以走爱茜蓓尔的道路-玛德,就算是网络游戏里,超一线职业和下水道职业的差距也是天差地别呢！完全一样的打造,超一线能把下水道的屎都给打粗来！