............ ………… ............ ………… „Onee-chan, has the telephone ~” “欧内酱,有电话哟~” Elisebell just under the airplane, the cell phone in her pocket resounded delightful ting- do not think, this is only she, when Misaka beautiful zither | Jean is also only the elementary student, uses a candy cane to cheat her to conduct the record the ting, its content including „Onee-chan, has the telephone ~” and „Onee-chan, has the message ~” and „beautiful zither | Jean Jiang, must not have the electricity ~” and „beautiful zither | Jean Jiang, starts to charge ~” these four. 爱茜蓓尔才刚刚下飞机,她口袋里的手机就响起了悦耳的铃声-别多想,这只是她在御坂美琴还只是小学生的时候,就用一根棒棒糖哄骗她进行录制的铃声,其内容包括“欧内酱,有电话哟~”、“欧内酱,有短信哟~”、“美琴酱,要没电啦~”、“美琴酱,开始充电~”这四句。 ( Raises while convenient, according to hearsay disclosed, in the Elisebell net plate preserved incessantly a ting package of person, including but not limited to, Kocho Sisters and Misaka beautiful zither | Jean and wheat Yeshen, assistance day of tears, Artemis wait/etc.) (顺带一提,根据小道消息透露,爱茜蓓尔的网盘里保存了不止一个人的铃声包,其中包括但不限于胡蝶姐妹、御坂美琴、麦野沈利、佐天泪子、阿尔忒弥斯等等。) „~” Elisebell looked on a cell phone comes the electricity to show, she selected oneself eyebrow, chose connected the call: „Crooked, good brothers, I just now to arrive in Gakuentoshi, how did you call me?” “哦~”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼手机上的来电显示,她挑了挑自己的眉毛,选择了接通电话:“歪,好兄弟,我才刚到学园都市呢,你怎么就给我打电话了？” „Do I care about the brothers?” Aley Starck tranquil replied, „good brothers to have the time to come one?” “我是不是关心好兄弟吗？”亚雷斯塔平静的回答道,“好兄弟有时间过来一趟吗？” „Un, does not have the time.” Elisebell flexure own head, said: „I and Elsa they for sometime had not seen, I must accompany them.” “嗯,没时间嗷。”爱茜蓓尔挠了挠自己的头,说道:“我和艾尔莎她们有一段时间没见了,我得去陪陪她们。” „You changed, good brothers.” Aley Starck sighs, said: „Initially you called me, told me downstairs Internet cafe sufficiently 1000 to deliver 1000, did I have to suspect you? I do not have, I imitated 1000 immediately! Now you tell me unexpectedly, you must accompany the woman, but can't see me?” “你变了,好兄弟。”亚雷斯塔叹了一口气,说道:“当初你打电话给我,告诉我楼下网吧充1000送1000,我有怀疑你吗？我没有,我马上充了1000！现在你居然告诉我,你要陪女人而不能来见我？” „?” “？” Elisebell could not bear rub own bridge of the nose, she was interrogating that oneself, did you pass through mistakenly the world line incautiously? In this world line, you and Aley Starck together the good brothers who do go to Internet cafe two-row Twelve-Fold to kneel?? 爱茜蓓尔忍不住揉了揉自己的鼻梁,她在质问自己-爱茜蓓尔,你是不是一不小心穿越错了世界线了？难道在这个世界线,你和亚雷斯塔是一起去网吧双排十二连跪的好兄弟？？ „Aley Starck, an area ranks tonight!” “亚雷斯塔,今晚一区排位走起！” „Ready!” “妥！” „Tonight our trump card combination must on the silver!” “今晚我们王牌组合必上白银！” „Good!” “好！” After third even/including kneel . 三连跪后。 „Grass, the luck not good...... to consider as finished tonight, wins one to walk.” “草,今晚运气不太好……算了,赢一把就走。” „Good!” “好！” Therefore does Twelve-Fold kneel the dawn? 于是十二连跪到天明？ ‚My goodness!’ Elisebell makes an effort to shake the head, mind in that type of may be called the terrifying „brain makes up” clean that throws from own brain, then she focused on near on the ear cell phone, said: „Good brothers, to tell the truth, your nausea to me.” ‘好家伙！’爱茜蓓尔使劲摇了摇头,把脑海里那种堪称恐怖的“脑补”从自己的大脑之中扔的一干二净,然后她才重新把注意力放在了耳边的手机上,说道:“好兄弟,有一说一,你恶心到我了。” „You are ominous I, you unexpectedly are ominous I!? You cannot before like this......” “你凶我,你居然凶我！？你以前都不会这样的……” „Stops! I go to that side you! You stop this speech method to me now immediately immediately, otherwise I hand over toward your house come a round of serious famine star meteor!” “停！我去你那边！你现在立刻马上给我停下这种说话方法,不然我转手朝着你房子来一发大荒星陨！” Just before the Aley Starck that disgusting Para's effeminate tone turned immediately, deceased person sound of that no fluctuating: „Good, I and others you came.” 之前亚雷斯塔那恶心巴拉的娘娘腔语气顿时变成了之前那种毫无起伏的死人声音:“好,我等你来。” ............ ………… ............ ………… „Jokes aside, you had that big sickness probably!” Elisebell was black a face to sit in the Aley Starck's front, said: „You cannot come out now, otherwise the old lady assigns to press you on the triangle wooden horse uses to press 【bi-】 Blocks your 【bi-】 Then uses 【bi-】 You 【bi-】 【bi-】 【bi-】......” “说真的,你好像有那个大病！”爱茜蓓尔黑着一张脸坐在了亚雷斯塔的面前,说道:“你现在是不能出来,不然老娘指定把你摁在三角木马上用按【哔-】塞住你的【哔-】然后再用【哔-】把你【哔-】【哔-】【哔-】……” „Good brothers, image, your image!” A Aley Starck face heavy line looks at front Elisebell, said: „You are the Yonko female in Britain, the princess of gold! How can like this few words belt/bring so many shield words?” “好兄弟,形象,你的形象！”亚雷斯塔一脸黑线的看着面前的爱茜蓓尔,说道:“你可是英国的第四皇女,黄金的公主！怎么能这样一句话带这么多屏蔽词？” „Rain female does not have the melon!” Elisebell unemotional put out a clip to grip own nose, then summoned one pile of firewoods and iron saucepans that overbrimmed the water, put out a durian to put, finally the ignition boiled water. “雨女无瓜！”爱茜蓓尔面无表情的拿出一个夹子夹住了自己的鼻子,然后召唤出了一堆木柴和一个注满了水的铁锅,又拿出了一个榴莲放了进去,最后点火烧水。 „......” “……” Aley Starck unemotional looks at a series of operations of Elisebell, he felt own head has that little hurts- seats eight seat eight! The good brothers, your is not quite good? You were in front of my to boil the excrement even, did you also cover your nose?? 亚雷斯塔面无表情的看着爱茜蓓尔的一系列的操作,他感觉自己的脑瓜子有那么一点点的疼-席八了个席八！好兄弟,你这样是不是不太好？你当着我的面煮屎就算了,你还把自己的鼻子捂住？？ Did not know is the misconception, Aley as if hears behind heard the ridicule sound that Alves that crazed, took pleasure in others' misfortunes. 不知道是不是错觉,亚雷斯亚似乎又听到了背后传来了艾华斯那丧心病狂、幸灾乐祸的嘲笑声。 Hateful! The fist was hard! 可恶啊！拳头硬了！ „ Good brothers, “好兄弟, Does good, extinguished the fire. ” Aley Starck said, „I take responsibility, deliver you several supersonic planes.” 做个好事儿,把火灭了。”亚雷斯塔说道,“我做主,送你几架超音速飞机。” „Takes seriously?” “当真？” „Takes seriously!” Aley serious saying: „A gentleman word, cannot take back!” “当真！”亚雷斯亚一脸严肃的说道:“君子一言,驷马难追！” „You have tits, you are not a gentleman.” “你有柰子,你不是君子。” „......” The Aley Starck one breath has not breathed heavily, cannot help but spouted a big skewer air bubble in own maintaining livelihood cabin, the looked Elisebell fearful and apprehensive comfort said: „, Do not have an accident calmly! The words that really must have an accident, first give me to have an accident the airplane again.” “……”亚雷斯塔一口气没喘上来,不由得喷出了一大串气泡在自己的维生舱里,看的爱茜蓓尔心惊肉跳的安慰道:“你冷静点,别出事了！真要出事的话,先把飞机给我再出事。” „I...... I will not have the matter! You felt relieved! The airplane I must give you!” Aley clenches jaws in Alves that „shouted ha haha” in the laughter said: „Therefore, the good brothers, to close the fire?” “我……我不会有事的！你放心！飞机我也必给你！”亚雷斯亚咬牙切齿的在艾华斯那“呼哈哈哈”的笑声中说道:“所以,好兄弟,关火可以吗？” „Ok.” Elisebell nods, said: „To airplane?” “可以。”爱茜蓓尔点了点头,说道:“给飞机？” „This gives.” Aley Starck sends instructions immediately- three supersonic planes have moved to record/native place to the Elisebell subordinate. “这就给。”亚雷斯塔立刻发送了指令-三架超音速飞机已经移籍到了爱茜蓓尔的麾下。 „Good brothers, working are refreshed!” Elisebell gives the thumbs-up toward Aley Starck, said: „You are the frank person, I am also the frank person, my burns out!” “好兄弟,做事就是爽快！”爱茜蓓尔朝着亚雷斯塔竖起了大拇指,说道:“你是敞快人,我也是敞快人,我这就熄火！” In the Aley Starck's gratified look, Elisebell suppressed the fire of high-piled firewood, then...... 在亚雷斯塔欣慰的眼神中,爱茜蓓尔扑灭了火堆,然后…… Pulled out an electromagnetic oven. 掏出了一个电磁炉。 „?” “？” When looks at this, Aley Staton stared in a big way own dog eye, then with the unbelievable look looks that front Elisebell- I shouted that hello/you good brothers, delivered you airplane, you like this to me? 看着这一幕,亚雷斯塔顿时瞪大了自己的狗眼,然后用难以置信的眼神看着面前的爱茜蓓尔-我喊你好兄弟,送你飞机,你就这样对我？ „Looks at anything to look, I was close the fire!” Elisebell righteous looks at Aley Starck, said: „Electromagnetic oven does not have the fire!” “看什么看,我是关火了啊！”爱茜蓓尔理直气壮的看着亚雷斯塔,说道:“电磁炉可是没火的！” „Good brothers, we to be able not to boil?” Aley Starck felt that oneself tooth is hurting, his face not calm saying: „You look, my maintaining livelihood cabin is the isolation, I do not smell, therefore you...... under......” “好兄弟,咱能不煮了吗？”亚雷斯塔感觉自己的牙在疼,他一脸不淡定的说道:“你看,我这维生舱是隔离的,我也闻不到,所以你……等下……” Aley Starck as if responded that anything, he looks at Elisebell stubbornly, said: „Good brothers, I and you said that this is my maintaining livelihood fluid, it may not pollute, therefore do not do anything...... boiling the water of durian shifted in the acrobatics to my maintaining livelihood cabin!” 亚雷斯塔似乎反应过来了什么,他死死的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“好兄弟,我和你说一下,这是我的维生液,它是不可污染的,所以你千万不要搞什么……把煮了榴莲的水转移到我维生舱里的把戏！” „??” “？？” Elisebell was not glad at that time, she pounded on the table to stand, asked back: „Good brothers you to disappoint me! In your eyes, my is Elisebell such person? Was I that type boiling the water of durian added to the person in your maintaining livelihood cabin??” 爱茜蓓尔当时就不乐意了,她拍着桌子就站了起来,反问道:“好兄弟你太让我失望了！在你眼里,我爱茜蓓尔就是这样的人吗？我是那种会把煮了榴莲的水加到你维生舱里的人吗？？” „......” Aley Starck had the slight guilt, even should good brothers' such person, be still insufficient to do that? Am I this/should apology...... “……”亚雷斯塔出现了些微的愧疚,就算是好兄弟这样的人,应该也不至于这么做吧？那我是不是该道歉…… „Will I draw? I must add definitely am the pacific herring canned food add the blue mark cheese to add Wang Zhihe strong-smelling bean curd to add the red to scream that adds the black garlic to add the snake grass water mix to cheat the juice to add again?” Elisebell face discontented saying: „On does water that boils the durian also feel all right? Did you also look down upon me?” “我怎么会这么拉？我要加肯定是鲱鱼罐头加蓝纹奶酪加王致和臭豆腐加红色尖叫加黑蒜加蛇草水混合诈汁再加进去好吗？”爱茜蓓尔一脸不满的说道:“就一个煮榴莲的水也好意思？你也太看不起我了吧？” My that 0.001 guilty also comes back the soul to be pale!! 把我那零点零零一的愧疚还回来啊魂淡！！ Hard, was hard! Aley Starck is not only the fist is now hard, his other places also hard- refers to being hard the feelings, you think that is what? Snort! 硬了,硬了！亚雷斯塔现在已经不仅仅是拳头硬了,他其他地方也硬了-指的是硬起心肠,你们以为是什么？哼！ „Good! Brother! Younger brother!” Aley Starck every single word or phrase, saying of clenching jaws: „Can we also exchange happily?” “好！兄！弟！”亚雷斯塔一字一句,咬牙切齿的说道:“我们还能不能愉快的交流了？” „Oh, ok line.” Elisebell resigned-looking received front thing, then mumbles intentionally with the sound that Aley Starck could hear: „Really is, cracks a joke, you are so how narrow-minded, cannot play the joke.” “唉,行吧行吧。”爱茜蓓尔一脸无奈的收起了面前的东西,然后故意用亚雷斯塔听得到的声音嘟囔道:“真是的,开个玩笑而已,你这个人怎么这么小心眼,开不起玩笑啊。” „# # #” the Aley Starck's forehead had blown out the blue vein. “###”亚雷斯塔的额头已经爆出了青筋。 Elisebell knows certainly a moment ago oneself acted „makes fun of others, after others annoyed, instead put the blame on victim to say others cannot play joke” some people repugnant people, but what's the big deal? After all what she is disgusting is Aley Starck! 爱茜蓓尔当然知道自己刚才扮演的“拿别人开玩笑,把别人惹毛了之后反而倒打一耙说别人开不起玩笑”的人到底有多讨厌人,但是那又怎么样呢？毕竟她恶心的可是亚雷斯塔嗷！ That must be all right! 那必没事！ „Returns to the proper topic.” Aley Starck felt the brain benevolent that oneself are mad hurts, „good brothers, your time to return to Britain, your friend not with?” “言归正传吧。”亚雷斯塔感觉自己气的脑仁疼,“好兄弟,你这次回英国,你的朋友没跟过来吗？” „No.” Elisebell righteous replied, „was the transnational airplane ticket was too mainly expensive, they have not come.” “没有啊。”爱茜蓓尔理直气壮的回答道,“主要是跨国机票太贵了,她们就没过来。” ‚Your his god damn, what you sit is father's money Zao the airplane of Gakuentoshi, you want several airplane tickets!’ The Aley Starck's expression has started to twist, „can you not be the airplane of Gakuentoshi rides?” ‘你他玛德,你坐的是老子的钱造的学园都市的飞机,你要个几把机票！’亚雷斯塔的表情已经开始扭曲了,“可你不是坐的学园都市的飞机吗？” „? Is this?” Elisebell flexure scratched the head, said: „That is the visa issue! The visa that cushion Dick and god crack has problems, yeah, I do not think.” “啊？哦,是这样吗？”爱茜蓓尔挠了挠头,说道:“那就是签证问题！茵蒂克丝和神裂的签证出了点问题,哎,我也不想的。” ‚Can't you use this excuse a moment ago?’ Aley Starck got hold of the fist, near his ear as if reverberated Alves that from „to shout ha haha” turned into „ha haha”. ‘你就不能刚才就用这个借口吗？’亚雷斯塔握紧了拳头,他的耳边似乎回荡着艾华斯那已经从“呼哈哈哈”变成了“库哈哈哈”了。 Hateful, your laughter can also change? 可恶,你的笑声还会变的吗？ „Good brothers, you to prepare to make your friend come? The visa issue can be solved.” Aley Starck inquired. “好兄弟,你不准备让你的朋友过来吗？签证问题好解决。”亚雷斯塔询问道。 „No, is ok.” Elisebell beckons with the hand, she how possibly silly squish the letting god cracked and cushion Dick comes, when Aley Starck's board game piece, „present this world is not very calm and steady, they stay in the British puritanism comparison security.” “不,还是算了。”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手,她怎么可能傻了吧唧的让神裂和茵蒂克丝过来当亚雷斯塔的棋子呢,“现在这个世界可不是很安稳,她们还是呆在英国清教比较安全。” „Right?” Aley Starck narrowed the eye, he said in a low voice: „Are you suspecting the security of Gakuentoshi?” “是吗？”亚雷斯塔眯了眯眼睛,他低声说道:“你是在怀疑学园都市的安全吗？” „Ka ka, I may not have to say.” Elisebell smiling in hand the small paper volume that curled throws to the front, said: „As apologizing, this thing gave to you.” “咔咔,我可没这么说。”爱茜蓓尔一脸笑意的把手中的一个卷起来的小纸卷扔向了前方,说道:“作为赔礼,这玩意就送给你了。” „After this was......” operates the mechanical arm to be throwing the thing that Elisebell caught, the Aley Starck eyebrow selects, said: „Good brothers, this thing you to seize unexpectedly, rather than destroyed? You also are really bold.” “这是……”操纵着机械臂将爱茜蓓尔扔过来的东西接住了之后,亚雷斯塔眉毛一挑,说道:“好兄弟,这个东西你居然只是缴获了,而不是摧毁了？你还真是大胆啊。”