„IfthisworldreallyhasGod, hecertainlyis a wickedinterestingbastard.”Rettiebeautifulboth eyessoullesslooks at the ceiling, said: „Moreovermyancestorsdefinitelywere a man, but also are in front ofhis【bi-】His wifeha-”
“如果这个世界真的存在上帝的话,那他一定是一个恶趣味十足的混蛋。”雷蒂丽双目无神的看着天花板,说道:“而且我上辈子肯定是个男人,还当着他的面【哔-】了他老婆哈哈哈-”
If notthis, thisworld why so bigtoherevil intention? Whenshe, in addition the child, letshermistake arising out of chance circumstancesate up the magicfruit, since then the non-old codger, experiencedsomanynightmares, butto the modern age, oneselfdiscoveredwith great difficultyendurescompared with the sage„miracle”, thentriesto borrow the strength of miracleto commit suicide......
如果不是这样,为什么这个世界对她的恶意这么大?在她尚且还是小孩子的时候,就让她阴差阳错的吃下了魔法果实,从此不老不死,经历了如此多的噩梦,而到了现代,好不容易自己发现了堪比圣人的“奇迹”,然后试图借用奇迹的力量来自杀……Finally?
结果呢?RettieLi'splaintiveturning the head, looked atonesnort/humsongElisebell- finallyherplan, hermagic, all her, were destroyedcleanly the soulto be palebythisfellow!
雷蒂丽哀怨的转过头,看了一眼正在哼着歌的爱茜蓓尔-结果她的计划,她的魔法阵,她的一切,都被这家伙毁了个一干二净啊魂淡!„Hey, the childcannotspeak the bad language.”Elisebellputs out a hand, probablyrubs the meatballto be the same, is rubbingRettieLi'sface, said: „Can Iansweryourissue? ThisworldhasGod, butGodnotwickedinterest.”
“噫,小孩子不可以说脏话的。”爱茜蓓尔伸出手,像是揉丸子一样,搓揉着雷蒂丽的脸,说道:“不过我可以回答你的问题吗?这个世界是存在上帝的,不过上帝并没有恶趣味哦。”ThisworldtrulyhasGod, butis notpeopleunderstandsthat-
这个世界的确是存在上帝的,但是并不是人们理解中的那种-Wears the whitelong gown, has the beard, grasps the wood/blockheadlawstick, is smiling, after the brain, hemeowhas the Saintlight, entiregentleBossmaster.
身穿白色长袍,有着胡子,手持木头法杖,然后一脸微笑,脑后还他喵的有圣光,整个一慈祥老大爷。Suchimage.
这样的形象。
The A Certain Magical Index WorldGod and angel, favorthereforeonetypeunder the religious belief, the rule of naturalrevolutionis born, itis borninhuman, actuallydominatesinhuman- itdoes not have the self-sentiment, somemaintainbasicFA that thisworldrevolves.魔禁世界的上帝以及天使,更倾向于是一种在宗教信仰下,诞生出来的自然运转的规则,它诞生于人类,却又凌驾于人类-它没有自我的感情,有的只是维护这个世界运转的基本FA则。For exampleeveryone is very familiar, the demon that alsolovesvery muchbans the angelto degenerate, fromGabrielpositionbyLatvia'sstrength of Gabrielgodtoworld of mortals, itwas wantedreturns to„God” the side, is notbecauseithas the sentiment, is notbecauseitdoes not give upGodoris pulled downto feel that byhuman„shame”, merelyisbecauseitis„rule” a point, butwas separated from„rule”to makeitprobablyreturn to the rule.
比如说大家都很熟悉,也很喜闻乐见的魔禁天使堕落篇里,被从“天使”位上被拉到凡间的神之力加百列,它之所以想要回到“上帝”的身边,并不是因为它有感情,并不是因为它舍不得上帝或者是被人类拉下来感觉到“耻辱”,仅仅是因为它是“规则”的一环,而脱离了“规则”让它必须回归规则才可以。
It can be said that thiscompared with996alsofearful, simplyis007, moreover007 of brainwashingdepartment, the staffis absent from work without an excuse for 1secondto think that is the hugeevil.
可以说这比996还可怕,简直就是007,而且还是洗脑系的007,员工旷工一秒都觉得是天大的罪恶。Fearful.
多可怕。Good, the topicpulledfar, wereturned to the proper topic.
好吧,话题扯远了,我们言归正传。Underrule of thisrevolution, inRettiebeautifulmouth„God of wickedinterest”isat all not be established- Godwill not godeliberatelyto aim atsomebody, because ofitnot the sentiment, is only a brutalmaintenancemachine.
在这种运转的规则下,雷蒂丽口中的“恶趣味的上帝”是根本不成立的-上帝根本不会去刻意针对某人,因为它莫得感情,只是一个无情的维护机器。„God, if the wickedinterest, whywill sendyouto sufferme?”Rettiebeautifulmumbledlooks atElisebell, said: „Youwere lookingfrom beginning to endmyjokeis right?”
“上帝如果恶趣味的话,为什么会派你来折磨我?”雷蒂丽哼哼唧唧的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“你从头到尾都在看我的笑话对吧?”„How did thiswordssay?”
“此话怎讲?”„Looked that Ibeforeyouhave boastedmy ownmagic, thenboasted that itisthe world'smost perfectmagic......”Rettiebeautifullooks atElisebellaggrieved, said: „Thenyoushot the fingerto giveto solve, thisalsoinsufficientlywickedinterest?”
“看我一直在你面前吹嘘我自己的魔法阵,然后吹嘘它是世界上最完美的魔法阵……”雷蒂丽哀怨的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“然后你弹一下手指头就给解决了,这难道还不够恶趣味吗?”„Words that youmustspeak, wickedinterestis notGod, butisI~”Elisebelllooks atRettiebeautifulgrinningly, said: „Don't Ibelieve inGod?”
“你非要这么说的话,恶趣味的也不是上帝,而是我嘛~”爱茜蓓尔笑嘻嘻的看着雷蒂丽,说道:“我可不信上帝哦?”„Ha? A yourcrossteaches . Moreover the Britishpuritanism, did youtellmeyounot to believe inGod?”Rettiebeautifulstaredin a big wayoneselfeye, said: „Are youcracking a joke?”
“哈?你一个十字教的,而且还是英国清教的,你告诉我你不信上帝?”雷蒂丽瞪大了自己的眼睛,说道:“你在开玩笑呢?”„Inevercrack a joke?”Elisebellsmilinglyraised upownfinger, said.
“我可是从不开玩笑的哦?”爱茜蓓尔笑眯眯的竖起了自己的手指头,说道。„Therefore, yousaid‚, does Rettiebeautiful, Ilikeyou’not cracking a joke?”Rettiebeautifulnarrowedoneselfeye, hmph hmph saying: „Youmayreallybescum girl.”
“所以,你说‘啊,雷蒂丽,我爱你’也没开玩笑咯?”雷蒂丽眯起了自己的眼睛,哼哼道:“那你可真的是渣女。”„ehhhh, did Retiebeautifulcare aboutthese words?”Elisebellateice creamtooneself, comfortable after narrowingowneye, said:
“诶诶诶,原来雷蒂丽这么在意这句话吗?”爱茜蓓尔给自己吃了一口冰激凌,舒服的眯起了自己的眼睛之后,说道:„Thereforewantedmeto sayagainonetime?”
“所以要我再说一次吗?”„Does not want!”Rettiebeautifulboth handshorizontallybefore the body, gesticulated„X” the jewelry, said: „Hypocrisy! scum girl!”
“才不要!”雷蒂丽双手横在身前,比划了一个“X”的首饰,说道:“虚情假意!渣女!”„It is not, you are with a wish to incriminate!”Elisebellinnocentlooks atRettiebeautiful, said: „Wū wū, becomesscum girlsuddenly, othersquiteput in great inconvenience~”
“不是,你这是欲加之罪呀!”爱茜蓓尔一脸无辜的看着雷蒂丽,说道:“呜呜呜,突然就成为了渣女,人家好委屈~”„Hetui ~” a Rettiebeautifulfacedisdainslooks atElisebell, said: „IfIhave not seenyouwith the appearance of thatseveralmaidhotkisses, myalsomeetingletter/believesyouthatlittle-”
“hetui~”雷蒂丽一脸不屑的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“如果我没看到你和那几个女仆热吻的样子,我还会信你那么一点点-”Rettiebeautifulextendsoneselfright hand, gesticulated a index finger and thumb, will hint itselfto trust„hundred millionpointpoints”.
雷蒂丽伸出自己的右手,比划了一下食指和拇指,示意自己会信任“亿点点”。„, Yourthissayingsaid seems like deceived the bodyto deceive the heart outside byscumbag, finallydiscovered that scumbaghashusband and wife'syoung girlsame-” a Elisebellfacesubtlelooks atfrontRettiebeautiful, said: „Originally are you person of innocentyoung girlsuppose? 800-year-oldinnocentyoung girl?”
“诶,你这话说的就像是在外面被渣男骗身又骗心,最后发现渣男有家室的少女一样-”爱茜蓓尔一脸微妙的看着面前的雷蒂丽,说道:“原来你是纯情少女的人设吗?800岁的纯情少女?”„?”
“?”Rettiebeautifulfelt that oneselfpersonalityreceived the insult, shecannot bearstand up, asked back: „800-year-oldinnocentyoung girl, how? You are discontentedwith the innocentyoung girl, isto800years old discontented?”
雷蒂丽感觉自己的人格受到了侮辱,她忍不住站起身来,反问道:“800岁的纯情少女,怎么了吗?你是对纯情少女不满呢,还是对800岁不满呢?”Howeverbybickering, 10Rettiemagnificentis not the Elisebellopponent, shelooks atRettiebeautifulwith a laugh, asked back: „In other wordsyouacknowledgedyouwere the innocentyoung girl?”
然而论斗嘴,十个雷蒂丽都不是爱茜蓓尔的对手,她只是笑呵呵的看着雷蒂丽,反问道:“也就是说你承认了自己是纯情少女了吗?”„I......”Rettiebeautifulhad food stuck in the throat- shedoes not knowhowoneselfshouldreply that thisissue, didn't acknowledge? The words that did not acknowledge, didn't the Elisebellthose wordshave the significancenot? Mayacknowledge......
“我……”雷蒂丽噎住了-她不知道自己该怎么回答这个问题了,不承认?不承认的话,爱茜蓓尔的那句话就没意义了不是吗?可承认……Seateight! Doesn't acknowledgmentwordsthatlose face? 800years of innocentyoung girl, hateful!
席八!承认的话那还不丢死人了?800年的纯情少女啊,可恶!Elisebelllooks the mouth of frontair/QirousedRettiebeautiful, cannot help butexuded the barbelllaughter: „Good, youlost, accepts fatehonestly~stayssideme, when a cutesmallkitty.”爱茜蓓尔看着面前气的嘴巴都鼓起来了的雷蒂丽,不由得发出了杠铃般的笑声:“好了好了,你都输了,就老老实实认命吧~呆在我身边,当一个可爱的小猫咪。”„Roadlessmatch!”Rettiebeautifulsatpanting in indignation, said: „Iwill not give upcommitting suicidein any case, only if......”
“无路赛!”雷蒂丽气呼呼的坐了下来,说道:“反正我不会放弃自杀,除非……”„Only if?”
“除非?”„Only if...... only ifyoufirstlived100years old to sayagain.”Rettiebeautifulsnort/hum, said.
“除非……除非你先活过一百岁再说。”雷蒂丽哼了一声,说道。„Thisyoufeel relieved.”Elisebellextended the hand of ownevilgrinningly, wantsto berubs the pastato be the same, butvigoris rubbingRettieLi'shead, „even the worlddestroyed, Icansurvivein the endwithyou~”
“这你就放心吧。”爱茜蓓尔笑嘻嘻的伸出了自己的罪恶之手,想是搓面团一样,可劲儿的搓着雷蒂丽的脑袋,“就算世界毁灭了,我都能和你在末日里生存下去~”„Rua!”Rettiebeautifulworked looseElisebell the hand of evil, is shoutingrushing over, said: „Iandyouspelled! Inwest!”
“rua!”雷蒂丽挣脱了爱茜蓓尔的罪恶之手,然后嚷嚷着冲了过去,说道:“我和你拼了!西内!”
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--Next day, on September 19, in the morning.
第二天,9月19日,上午。„BigTyrantXingoffers a sacrifice.”Elisebellsitson the sofa, supports the chinto lookopening that the truncationboardarmy that in the televisionretransmitsdominatetakes an oath, mumbles: „Thisis not the large-scalegames! But...... canuse the superpowerprobably?”
“大霸星祭啊。”爱茜蓓尔坐在沙发上,撑着下巴看着电视机里转播的削板军霸的开幕宣誓,嘟囔道:“这不就是大型运动会嘛!只不过……大概是可以用超能力的?”„Hopecancontrol the scene, otherwisethatis the disaster.”Beatrice that for a long timehas not presentedsitsin the Elisebellside, tranquilsaying.
“希望能控制着得住现场,不然那可是灾难。”许久未出现的碧翠丝坐在爱茜蓓尔的身边,平静的说道。„Oh, will Bettycare about the average personunexpectedly?”Elisebellteased.
“哇哦,贝蒂居然会关心普通人?”爱茜蓓尔打趣道。„It is not! Thiscitywas too easy the matter! Has the mattereach timerestlessmustdie, Bettydid not have the meansto readwell.”Bettycomplained, herpresentappearancelooks likeoneto like the elder brotherTancitygeneral public that went to the libraryto readbeing sameall day.
“才不是!只是这个城市太容易出事儿了!每次出事儿都闹腾的要死,贝蒂都没办法好好看书了。”贝蒂抱怨道,她现在的样子就像是一个整天喜欢去图书馆看书的哥谭市普通民众一样。„Does not have the means that after all is Gakuentoshi.”Elisebellsmiled, „thisis the center of the world! Moreoverto be honest, has been much betternow, the eventeruptiondenseness in original workswas much higher than the present!”
“没办法,毕竟是学园都市嘛。”爱茜蓓尔笑了出来,“这可是世界的中心啦!而且说实话,现在已经好多了,原著中的事件爆发密集度可是比现在高得多了!”„Wants the Bettywords, El-chanto might as welldirectlythe whole worldevenpush-”Beatriceill-humoredsaying: „Definitelycanachieveatyourpresentstrengthin any case? Letthisworldturn intomagic worldanything.”
“要贝蒂来说的话,爱酱不如直接把整个世界平推-”碧翠丝没好气的说道:“反正以你现在的力量完全可以做到的吧?让这个世界变成魔法世界什么的。”„, Didn't thattake the oldpaths in otherworld? It is not good, Imustexperience the brand-newplot.”Elisebellrouses the mouthto shake the head, said: „Thisworldwas very likelyourlastworld.”
“诶,那不就走了其他世界的老路子了吗?不行不行,我要体验一下全新的剧情。”爱茜蓓尔鼓着嘴巴摇了摇头,说道:“这个世界很有可能是我们最后一个世界了。”„?”Beatricestares, thenpuzzledasking: „Whysaid?”
“诶?”碧翠丝一愣,然后不解的问道:“为什么这么说?”„This......, becauseprogresseswas too quick.”Elisebellworriedis supporting the chin, said: „Ihad asked in othercrowds, theysaidcommonsamsara, progressestoMultiversal-Levelat leastneeds more than 100world, but the world of thisquantity, isenoughsamsaraperformsoneto become stronger gradually the storyin the godseyes.”
“这个……因为进步的太快了。”爱茜蓓尔苦恼的撑着下巴,说道:“我之前问过其他群里的,他们说一般轮回者,进步到多元宇宙级至少需要一百多个世界,而这个数量的世界,是足够轮回者在神明眼中上演一出逐渐变强的故事的。”„But, because of your specialtalent, you were grown stronger...... Beatrice unable to bearsaythrough the method of hop skip and jumpbyoneselfinGensokyo”.
“但是,因为你那特殊的天赋,你在幻想乡通过三级跳的方法让自己变强了……”碧翠丝忍不住说道。„Probably, isthis.”Elisebellcannot bearsigh, herfacedisconsolatesaying: „Multiversal-Levelsamsarabasicallywasthattype of retiredparty, because the strengthwas too strong, basicallypushedhorizontally, onperformancewhatinterestingstory.”
“大概,是这样。”爱茜蓓尔忍不住叹了一口气,她一脸惆怅的说道:“多元宇宙级的轮回者基本上就属于那种退休党了,因为力量太强大了,基本上都是横推,也就上演不出什么有趣的故事了。”
These gods in spacelikewatching the fun a point„play”, otherwisetheyonlyneedto begin the fingerto revisealltragedies, whichalsoneedsto arrangesamsaraespecially?
天上的那些神明可是更喜欢看热闹一点的“番剧”,不然他们只需要动动手指头就可以修改一切悲剧,哪儿还需要特地安排轮回者?„In other words, are youaboutto retire?”
“也就是说,你已经快退休了?”„Almostisthis, when the multi-dimensionaluniverse, Iwhenretired.”Elisebell, the pillowon the thigh of Beatrice, mumbledbut actually: „Althoughwhen the time comes can also have the duty, butrewardswill tail offsignificantly.”
“差不多是这样,啥时候多元宇宙了,我就啥时候退休了。”爱茜蓓尔倒了下去,枕在了碧翠丝的大腿上,嘟囔道:“到时候虽然也可以出任务,但是奖励会大幅度变少的。”„Had the rewardto be OK, Bettyalsothinks, will be forbidden the duty.”Beatricerelaxes- has herwhydwellingreadat home? It is not becauseherdreamisto read all magicbooks of allworld! Thereforeherdwellingthis period of timeat home, inread the 103,000volume of demonic pathbooks in herbrainthroughcushionDick! Thisis a bigproject, evenBeatricestillhas tospendlots oftimeto read.
“有奖励就可以了,贝蒂还以为以后会被禁止出任务呢。”碧翠丝松了一口气-她为什么一直宅在家里看书?还不是因为她的梦想就是看遍所有世界的所有魔法书籍!所以她宅在家里的这段时间,就是在通过茵蒂克丝阅读她大脑中的十万三千册魔道书!这可是一个大工程,就算是碧翠丝也不得不花费大量的时间去阅读。„Ok, Betty, wedid not say that these-”Elisebelllooked at the time, immediatelystoodfrom the seat, saidwith a smile: „Cango toTyrantXingji the sceneto have a lookgreatly? Iremember that todayhas the competition of beautifulzither | Jean.”
“行了,贝蒂,咱不说这些了-”爱茜蓓尔看了看时间,顿时从座位上站了起来,笑着说道:“要去大霸星祭的现场看看吗?我记得今天有美琴的比赛哦。”„Bettyeven.”Beatriceshakes the head, said: „Bettyis lookingto holdPozi, wherehas the timeto watch the games.”
“贝蒂就算了吧。”碧翠丝摇了摇头,说道:“贝蒂正在看抱朴子,哪有时间去看运动会啊。”„Dá~”Elisebellwill not pay attention to the resistance of Beatrice, sheput out a handto hugloli of blondedouble bitin the bosom, said: „Youweredwellingat homeseveralmonths! TodayImustleadyouto go outto stroll, while convenienteveryonemouthin【hearsits namehas not only seenthat person】Beatrice-chanintroduced that knowsto others!”
“哒咩~”爱茜蓓尔可不会理会碧翠丝的反抗,她伸出手把金发双钻头的萝莉抱在了怀里,说道:“你可是宅在家里好几个月了!今天我必须要带你出去逛逛,顺便把大家口中【只闻其名未见其人】的碧翠丝酱介绍给其他人认识一下!”Beatrice: „Do not ask the opinion of Betty! Fools!”碧翠丝:“那你就别询问贝蒂的意见啦!笨蛋!”
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