„Quite idle, is quite idle!” “好闲啊,好闲啊！” Elisebell lies down on the sofa of lounge, worn out saying: „So is why idle, did not say that the A Certain Magical Index World event wishes one could for day to have three? Why me can quick one month of what matter not happen??” 爱茜蓓尔躺在休息室的沙发上,有气无力的说道:“为什么这么闲啊,不是说魔禁世界的事件恨不得一天发生三件的吗？为什么我这边能快一个月什么事都没发生啊？？” This special is unscientific! Non- magic! Did not reopen this probably small wisdom to the new area is the same, you are young the wisdom, is the treasure may the lead of dream series......, the lead is ball superman Sima Hao, that was all right. 这特么不科学啊！更不魔法啊！这就好像小智到了新地区不重开一样,那你还是小智,还是宝可梦系列的主角……哦,主角是一球超人司马豪,那没事了。 „Third Young Lady, you did not have a look at you ahead of time truncation reckless many events.” Ram resigned-looking pulled out a paper from the pocket of apron, said: „According to the record on WIKI, in July to August, the plot that should have as follows-” “三小姐,你也不看看你提前截胡了多少事件了。”拉姆一脸无奈的从围裙的口袋里掏出来了一张纸,说道:“根据WIKI上的记载,七月到八月之间,应该发生的剧情如下-” „First is on the strip, when the hemp met with cushion Dick, then wove, Stille to have the conflict with the god cracking fire, on then strip, when the hemp realized that the god cracking fire wove with Stille is deceived, and destroyed the collar, saved cushion Dick.” “首先是上条当麻这边邂逅了茵蒂克丝,然后和神裂火织、史提尔发生了冲突,接着上条当麻意识到神裂火织和史提尔被欺骗,并且破坏了项圈,拯救了茵蒂克丝。” „Because of the intervention of Third Young Lady, cushion Dick has not put on the collar from the beginning, moreover is not ‚escapes’ astrays Gakuentoshi, therefore this segment Juqing did not have.” “但是因为三小姐的干预,茵蒂克丝从一开始就没有戴上项圈,而且也不是‘逃亡中’误入学园都市的,所以这段剧情没了。” „Next is fantasized that the driver incident and later fantasy beast of prey event, this matter conducts under the onlooking of Third Young Lady actually as scheduled, but also on this matter.” “其次是幻想御手事件以及之后的幻想猛兽事件,这件事倒是在三小姐的旁观下如期进行,但是也就这件事了。” „Then, should be disorderly opening if as expected, the relations that because Third Young Lady cuts off the experiment directly, causing the entire chapter from be choked to death directly radically- said again, secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator Reyes Tina that opened disorderly had been pressed extremely by Third Young Lady.” “接下来,不出意外的话应该是杂乱开放篇,但因为三小姐直接把试验掐断的关系,导致整个篇章直接从根本被掐死了-再说了,原本杂乱开放的幕后黑手泰瑞斯缇娜早就被三小姐摁死了。” „If must say that what plot recently also had, probably is the vampire killer?” “如果非要说最近还有什么剧情的话,大概是吸血鬼杀手？” Said here, Ram as if thinks that anything was the same, lowers the head that to write several on the paper, said: „Ram thought that the vampire killer chapter did not have Ram words that did not remember incorrectly, the cause of vampire killer chapter should be the mossback to save cushion Dick therefore studies the vampire, but now......” 说道这里,拉姆似乎想起来什么一样,低下头那笔在纸上写了几笔,说道:“不过拉姆觉得吸血鬼杀手篇章也没有了-拉姆没记错的话,吸血鬼杀手篇章的起因应该是绿毛龟为了拯救茵蒂克丝所以才研究吸血鬼的,而现在……” Those words, because Elisebell changed the cushion Dick destiny, causing cushion Dick not to have experienced in original works „one year has replaced a partner” the matter, right that therefore she and mossback should not know. 还是那句话,因为爱茜蓓尔改变了茵蒂克丝的命运,导致茵蒂克丝根本就没有经历过原著中的“一年更换一个搭档”的事情,所以她和绿毛龟应该是根本就不认识的才对。 „In other words, won't the vampire killer incident, the big probability happen?” Elisebell is rubbing own head, a little speechless inquiry said. “也就是说,吸血鬼杀手事件,大概率也不会发生了？”爱茜蓓尔揉着自己的脑袋,有点无语的询问道。 „Almost is this.” Ram innocent looks at Elisebell, said: „According to the time axis, after the vampire killer finished, is the younger sister incident, but......” “差不多是这样。”拉姆无辜的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“根据时间轴,吸血鬼杀手结束之后,就是妹妹事件,但是……” „Let alone-” Elisebell covered face- younger sister? Your Sir! The younger sisters present disperses the all over the world, already too happy to think of home and duty? Several younger sisters in Gakuentoshi became the devil incarnate quickly. “别说了-”爱茜蓓尔捂住了脸-妹妹篇？篇你大爷！妹妹们现在分散到世界各地,早就乐不思蜀了好吗？学园都市里的几个妹妹都快成混世魔王了。 „After a younger sister conclusion, the time arrived in the end of August, but at that time, should have angel crash.” Ram tranquil saying, „, but the cause of angel crash incident, is on the strip, when numb father, on the strip blade night purchases the charm amulet in the all over the world, causing various unexpected overlay thus to initiate the angel to crash, but......” “在妹妹篇结束之后,时间就到了八月底,而那个时候,应该会发生天使坠落事件。”拉姆平静的说道,“而天使坠落事件的起因,是上条当麻的父亲,上条刀夜在世界各地购买护身符,导致各种意外叠加从而引发了天使坠落,但是……” „Let alone, let alone-” Elisebell rolled up a ball- on the strip worked as the hemp with her help, has replied lived normally, moreover in one with class named blowing to send in the younger sister lovelove contact of system principle. “别说了,别说了-”爱茜蓓尔蜷缩成了一个球-上条当麻在她的帮助下,早就已经回复了正常的生活了,而且还和班上的一个叫做吹寄制理的妹子lovelove交往中。 After knowing oneself son „god of plague” physique had been solved, charm amulet that on the strip blade night also buys? Does not buy the charm amulet, does he start an egg the angel to crash? 在得知了自己儿子的“瘟神”体质已经被解决了之后,上条刀夜还买个屁的护身符？不买护身符,他发动个蛋的天使坠落？ „Third Young Lady, after the angel crashes, the end of August time, should present finally work, but now finally the work and Mari follow on the 2nd respectively in Heyte and food bee hold the praying side, therefore this event big probability did not have.” The Ram sound is very tranquil, the news that but she said that making Elisebell feel that the big summer whole body actually felt cold, both hands shivered. “三小姐,在天使坠落之后,八月底的时候,应该会出现最后之作事件,但是现在最后之作和桃莉二号分别跟在艾特和食蜂操祈的身边,所以这个事件大概率也没有了。”拉姆的声音很平静,但是她说出来的消息,让爱茜蓓尔感觉到大夏天的却浑身发冷,双手颤抖。 „It is not, in other words, basically the demon banned in the first quarter and overcharge first quarter plot is destroyed by me, that is it?” Elisebell sat from the sofa, a face not calm inquiry said, „is this?” “不是,也就是说,基本上魔禁第一季和超电第一季的剧情都被我破坏完了,就这个意思呗？”爱茜蓓尔从沙发上坐了起来,一脸不淡定的询问道,“是不是这样？” „The words that must speak, the demon bans final part dark xiao to meet the demon and Xueli incident in the first quarter may also happen.” Ram calm saying: „Moreover, the minimum probability has the Aizha strength event.” “呃,非要说的话,魔禁第一季最后部分的暗咲逢魔和雪莉事件还有可能发生。”拉姆淡定的说道:“另外,还有极小几率发生艾札力事件。” „Waits for inferior under-” Elisebell rubbed the head, said: „, That, dark someone, Xueli, is the Aizha strength, who?” “等下等下-”爱茜蓓尔揉了揉脑袋,说道:“呃,那个,暗谁谁的,还有雪莉,还有艾札力,都是谁啊？” „Third Young Lady, you earnestly?” “三小姐,你认真地？” „, The name of dragon embroidered costume I record earnestly generally continuously.” Elisebell helpless saying. “认真地,龙套的名字我一般记不太住。”爱茜蓓尔无奈的说道。 „Good, dark xiao meets the demon is a robust man, he sneaks Gakuentoshi to kidnap cushion Dick, for the woman who to treat him admires.” “好吧,暗咲逢魔是一个壮汉,他潜入学园都市劫持茵蒂克丝,是为了治疗他心仪的女人。” „Xueli is brown skin puts on the magician of Lolita skirt, the ability is to summon earth giant- right, this chapter also drew out the wind to cut ice magnificent.” “雪莉则是一个褐肤穿着洛丽塔裙子的魔法师,能力是召唤土巨人-哦对,这个篇章还引出了风斩冰华。” „The Aizha strength is that can imitate others' the magician of face, had pursued Misaka beautiful zither | Jean, then with the previous strip, when the hemp had the chase war.” “艾札力是那个可以模仿别人的脸的魔术师,曾经追求过御坂美琴,然后和上条当麻发生了追逐战。” „-” “哦哦哦-” Elisebell of not too clear personal name after undergoing the prompt of Ram, immediately showed being suddenly enlighted expression, after understanding the contents of these three events, he immediately a face bored lay down, mumbled: „What, is the things of some fart egg sizes, bored!!” 原本记不太清楚人名的爱茜蓓尔在经过了拉姆的提示之后,顿时露出了恍然大悟的表情,不过在明白了这三个事件的内容之后,他顿时一脸无聊的躺了回去,嘟囔道:“什么嘛,都是一些屁蛋大小的事情,无聊！！” „Un, indeed.” The Ram innermost feelings do not have the fluctuation, even also wants To smile Third Young Lady, all these all are not you push personally? Your appearance has disrupted the A Certain Magical Index World plot compared with the wool clew also chaotic situation. “嗯,的确。”拉姆的内心毫无波动,甚至还想笑-三小姐诶,这一切的一切不都是你亲手推成的吗？你的出现已经把魔禁世界的剧情打乱到比毛线团还乱的地步了。 „Can't you comfort me?” Elisebell turned over/stood up to sit from the sofa, mumbled: „Elsa will hug me, making me rub the chest.” “你就不能安慰一下我哦？”爱茜蓓尔翻身从沙发上坐了起来,嘟囔道:“艾尔莎都会抱抱我,让我蹭胸口的。” „-” Ram sneered, said: The place that „Third Young Lady, this type does not sympathize is also the Ram cute place! Moreover, actually Third Young Lady is not very big in speaking Ram, to?” “呵-”拉姆冷笑了一声,说道:“三小姐,这种不体贴的地方也是拉姆的可爱之处！另外,其实三小姐是在暗讽拉姆不够大,对把？” „That must not be possible, amn't I that person?” Elisebell shook the head, said: „Ok, since then has no too important plot, my anything does not do.” “那必不可能,我不是那种人？”爱茜蓓尔晃了晃脑袋,说道:“算了,既然接下来没有什么太重要的剧情,那我就啥也不做了。” „, Also has the important plot...... not, said accurately, has one to Third Young Lady, possibly quite important plot.” Ram thinks, said. “啊,也不是没有重要剧情……不,准确说,是有一个对三小姐而言,可能比较重要的剧情。”拉姆想了想,说道。 „To me quite important plot?” Elisebell came the interest immediately, saying that she is ready to fight: „What plot? Was the beautiful zither | Jean is bullied, cushion Dick was bullied? The wheat wild...... wheat wild is impossible.” “对我而言比较重要的剧情？”爱茜蓓尔顿时来了兴趣,她摩拳擦掌的说道:“什么剧情？是美琴被人欺负了,还是茵蒂克丝被人欺负了？还是麦野……哦麦野不可能。” „Third Young Lady, in the overcharge's second animation, twin loli’s plot, is Bourry and Jennie.” Ram raised up the finger, said: „, In any case Third Young Lady is lolicon, is definitely interested very much?” “三小姐,超电第二部动画里,有一个双胞胎萝莉的剧情,也就是菲布理和珍妮。”拉姆竖起了手指,说道:“呵,反正三小姐是萝莉控,肯定很感兴趣把？” „Looked at your saying saying that was I lolicon am not only good?” Elisebell jumped down the sofa, then squatted in the Ram front, put in the Ram skirt, said: „I all control! I am only pure lascivious!” “瞧你这话说的,我不仅仅是萝莉控好吧？”爱茜蓓尔跳下了沙发,然后蹲在了拉姆的面前,把头伸进了拉姆的裙子里,说道:“我是全控！我只是单纯的好色而已！” „Third Young Lady, you do not need to prove with practical action.” Ram a little helpless covered own forehead, she raised the skirt swayed gently, said: „Moreover did not fear that refrains from speaking?” “三小姐,你没必要用实际行动来证明的。”拉姆有点无奈的捂住了自己的额头,她轻轻的提起了裙摆,说道:“而且也不怕闷着吗？” „It is not good.” Elisebell pulled the Ram skirt swayed, said: „Raised not to drill that feeling of skirt bottom!” “不行不行。”爱茜蓓尔扯了扯拉姆的裙摆,说道:“提上去就没有钻裙底的那种感觉了！” „......” Ram put the skirt silently, then takes up the time axis that prints, said: „, Should if as expected the end of August about.” “……”拉姆默默地把裙子放了下去,然后重新拿起打印出来的时间轴,说道:“不出意外的话,应该是在八月底左右。” „Yo west!” Elisebell the face pasted on the thigh of Ram, said: „The leg of Ram is really subarashii (splendid)!” “哟西！”爱茜蓓尔吧脸贴在了拉姆的大腿上,说道:“拉姆的腿真是斯巴拉西啊！” „Third Young Lady, does not discuss the proper business now time?” Ram feels to reduce loli’s Elisebell to be possible reluctantly the vigor to rub on her thigh, said: „Do not raise a rumpus!” “三小姐,现在不是谈论正事的时候吗？”拉姆无奈的感受着已经缩小成萝莉的爱茜蓓尔在她的大腿上可劲儿摩擦,说道:“别动手动脚呀！” „What has matter? Before August, in middle ten days is all right.” Elisebell ill-humored replied, „present more important matter on swayed in my front-, the absolute domain was really good.” “有啥正事儿？八月前中旬都没什么事好吧。”爱茜蓓尔没好气的回答道,“现在更重要的事情就摆在我的面前-啊,绝对领域实在是太棒了。” subarashii (splendid)! 斯巴拉西！ „Third Young Lady......” Ram feels the feeling that the skirt bottom is welling up, cannot help but resigned-looking saying: „If really thinks, we go to the bedroom.” “三小姐……”拉姆感受着裙底涌上来的感觉,不由得一脸无奈的说道:“如果真的想的话,我们去卧室里吧。” „Also Ok.” Elisebell drilled the head, then grinning following Ram walks toward the bedroom. “也可以。”爱茜蓓尔把脑袋钻了出来,然后笑嘻嘻的跟着拉姆朝着卧室走去。 Then did a crispness. 然后干了个爽。 - -- - -- It looks like Ram gives the Elisebell report, the time of most August is the especially bored day. 就像是拉姆给爱茜蓓尔汇报的一样,大半个八月的时间都是格外无聊的日子。 The vampire killer died in the cradle directly, Ji Shenqiu was only one comes to Gakuentoshi, sought to solve physique the ordinary school girl of method. 吸血鬼杀手直接死在了摇篮里,姬神秋沙只是一个来到学园都市,寻求解决自身体质的方法的普通女学生而已。 The Aizha strength indeed submerged Gakuentoshi, but his goal is not on the strip works as the hemp, but is the side follows „female sage” and „banned book catalog” and „massive Lv.5”, is claimed as „ambitious” female magician- golden princess, Elisebell. 艾札力的确是潜入了学园都市,只不过这一次他的目标不是上条当麻,而是身边跟着“女圣人”、“禁书目录”、“大量Lv.5”,被评价为“野心勃勃”的女魔法师-黄金公主,爱茜蓓尔。 Then Aizha strength come a group of Lv.5 gangs up to surround and beats up to loses the consciousness instantaneously, can say that was pitiful. 然后艾札力就被闻讯而来的一大群Lv.5围殴到瞬间失去意识,可以说非常凄惨了。 Meets the demon regarding dark xiao, he is a water splash has not splashed- real, is implicated in the water splash that the toilet defecates to splash is bigger than him! 至于说暗咲逢魔,他更是一点水花都没溅起来-是真的,就连坐在坐便器拉屎溅起来的水花都比他大！ This child just entered Gakuentoshi, but also without starts own kidnapping plan with enough time, N + 1 Lv.5 flushed to press bemused him on the ground. 这孩子刚进学园都市,还没来得及开始自己的绑架计划呢,N+1个Lv.5就冲上来把一脸问号的他摁在了地上。 Finally, becomes him of Elisebell lackey, thanking profusely takes Elisebell to give his efficacious medicine, left Gakuentoshi. 最后,成为了爱茜蓓尔狗腿子的他,千恩万谢的拿着爱茜蓓尔给予他的灵药,离开了学园都市。 Golden influence, member + 1. 黄金势力,成员。