„My brother dares to eat the excrement!” “我哥敢吃屎！” „My brother also dares!” “我哥也敢！” „He dares to eat two jin (0.5 kg)!” “他敢吃两斤！” „My brother eats three jin (0.5 kg)!” “我哥吃三斤！” „No, I do not dare!!” some by comes home from school to hear the younger sister to slander own Elder Brother Sir. “不,我不敢！！”by某个放学回家听到自己妹妹诽谤自己的哥哥大人。 ............ ………… ............ ………… „Hū...... shouts......” “呼……呼……” After elementary student's -type quarrel ended, empties they are supporting own knee with Riku as if by prior agreement, then gasping for breath in gulps. 在小学生式的争吵结束之后,空和里克两人不约而同的撑着自己的膝盖,然后大口大口的喘着气。 In a moment ago, their durations had achieved „for 10,000 years!”, „100,000 years!” Level- obviously is second most intelligent several person, but keeps fighting like the child! 就在刚才,他们的持续时间已经达到了“一万年！”、“十万年！”级了-明明是现场最聪明的几个人之二,但是偏偏像小孩子一样吵个没完！ „Really was enough!” Is covering own head spatially, worn out saying: „I said that or do we lay cards on the table?” “真是够了！”空捂着自己的脑袋,有气无力的说道:“我说,要不我们摊牌吧？” „How...... how to lay cards on the table?” “怎……怎么摊牌？” „Writes the duration of own card in a hand on the paper then exchanges.” “把自己的底牌的持续时间写在纸上然后交换。” „Good!” “好！” Therefore, after two minutes, two people received a white paper respectively. 于是,两分钟后,两人各自收到了一张白纸。 „Soul is pale, I know that you want the pit I!” x2 “魂淡,我就知道你要坑我！”x2 It can be said that among these two was directly endless, your pit I, my pit you, you plan me, I plan you...... my goodness, was really endless. 可以说这两人之间直接就没完没了了,你坑我,我坑你,你算计我,我算计你……好家伙,真的没完没了了。 Finally, outside looked at Stephanie of two hours of two people of crosstalk unable to bear, saying of her whole face heavy line: „, You two were really anxious! How must!!” 终于,场外看了两个小时的二人相声的史蒂芬妮忍不住了,她满脸黑线的说道:“啊,你们两个真是急死人了！到底要怎么样啦！！” „In other words! Knows when to stop fool Riku to me!” Couronne is also saying of face heavy line: „Two hours! We stand were looking that you quarrelled to quarrel the entire two hours!!” “就是说啊！给我适可而止啊笨蛋里克！”柯萝涅也是一脸黑线的说道:“两个小时诶！我们可是站着看你们吵架吵了整个两个小时！！” „Yes!” “就是啊！” „Must hit hits a bit faster!” “要打就快点打！” „Does not want the child to quarrel!” “不要小孩子吵架啊！” The audience are not glad, for we your victories spell are fighting, even bans the technique that goes all-out not to know that with many times, doing utmost kills the enemy or is the opposite party perishes together...... 观众们不乐意了,我们为了你们的胜利拼尽全力的在战斗,甚至于连禁术都不知道用了多少次,竭尽全力的杀死敌人或者是和对方同归于尽…… Finally your elementary student quarrelled here! Return a ticket! 结果你们在这里小学生吵架！退票！ „Wait...... calm, calm!” Is comforting the surroundings spatially hastily, said: „Hey, that side, how do you prepare?” “等等……冷静一点,冷静一点啊！”空连忙安抚着周围,说道:“喂,那边的,你到底准备怎么样？” „My reason told you, if I and rested compare, in addition you and white, 14 races that as well as drew in completely challenged that only god again, was the rightest choice.” Riku rubbed own head, said: „But my perception told me, your bastard met the pit absolutely I.” “我的理智告诉你,如果我和休比,再加上你和白,以及全部收拢的十四个种族再去挑战那位唯一神,才是最合适的选择。”里克揉了揉自己的脑袋,说道:“但是我的感性告诉我,你这个混蛋绝对会坑我的。” „Hahahaha, I also think so.” Exuded not good laughter spatially- pit definitely meets the pit, must the pit, ha haha the belch! “哈哈哈哈,我也是这么觉得的。”空发出了无良的笑声-坑是肯定会坑的,不可能不坑的,哈哈哈嗝！ „This fellow......” Riku helpless rubbed the head, said: „But, we look like are really not this way good, therefore...... is the peace talks or the card in a hand?” “这家伙……”里克无奈的揉了揉脑袋,说道:“但是,我们这样下去看来是真的不行了,所以……到底是和谈还是底牌？” „......” Spatial also stopped own smile, then resigned-looking is rubbing own head, looks at front Riku. “……”空也停止了自己的笑容,然后一脸无奈的揉着自己的脑袋,看着面前的里克。 Is the peace talks or the card in a hand? 是和谈还是底牌呢？ „We are untrustworthy anyone.” Riku looks spatially, said: „Because we are the same people, planned the pinnacle person the will of the people, therefore......” “我们谁都信不过谁。”里克看着空,说道:“因为我们是同一种人,都是把人心算计到了极致的人,所以……” Will not believe others. 更不会相信其他人了。 „Right.” Hū spatially exhales, said: „Therefore, we also only have a road......” “没错。”空呼出了一口气,说道:“所以,我们也只剩下一条路……” „No, if who can make me trust, perhaps......” at this time, Riku showed a subtle expression, he raised the head, shouted to shout toward the midair in: „Aneki, comes out, I know that you are looking at us!” “不,如果说谁能让我信任的话,或许还有一个……”这时,里克露出了一个微妙的表情,他抬起头来,朝着半空中嚷嚷道:“大姐头,出来一下,我知道你在看着我们！” „-” “唰-” In the black cracks opens together, the head of Elisebell braved from the midair, then curious looks at Riku, said: „Makes the claw?” 一道黑色的隙间张开,爱茜蓓尔的脑袋从半空中冒了出来,然后好奇的看着里克,说道:“做爪子？” „Aneki, we think the tie now, but untrustworthy opposite party.” Riku shrugs the arm, said: „You help.” “大姐头,我们现在又想平局,但是又都信不过对方。”里克耸了耸肩膀,说道:“你帮个忙诶。” „Excuse me, I laboriously you before 6000 drawing, to not watch the fun? How can you eliminate the hobby that I watch the fun?” The Elisebell a little discontented rebuttal said. “拜托,我辛辛苦苦把你从6000年前拉过来,不正是为了看热闹的吗？你怎么能剥夺我看热闹的爱好呢？”爱茜蓓尔有点不满的反驳道。 „Aneki, yourself also saw, I and he planned for both hours not to have the result mutually, words that this must continue, was more endless.” The persuasion that Riku does best to convince said, „said again, Aneki you thought that is I and rests the ratio to be interesting about the blank, does Riku rest the blank is more interesting than about?” “大姐头,你自己也看到了,我和他互相算计了两个小时都没结果,这要继续下去的话,更没完没了了。”里克苦口婆心的劝说道,“再说了,大姐头你觉得是我和休比对空白有意思,还是里克休比空白对特图有意思？” „Hiss......” Elisebell touches own chin looking pensive, said: „Right of your suo, a little truth! Probably indeed is the star chaos fights interestingly.” “嘶……”爱茜蓓尔若有所思的摸了摸自己的下巴,说道:“你嗦的对,有点道理！好像的确是明星大乱斗更有意思一点。” „Right!” The Riku spirit inspires, said: „Therefore , Aneki, do you give us to work as a medium?” “对吧！”里克精神一振,说道:“所以说,大姐头,你来给我们当个中介呗？” „Can yes, but I always felt that like this owed, therefore......” Elisebell touches the chin, said: „Riku and spatial, you wasted everyone 2 hours, here has the big several hundred people to wait for you, everyone two hours of that in addition is more than 1000 hours, how can you compensate everyone?” “可以是可以,但是我总感觉这样亏了点,所以……”爱茜蓓尔摸了摸下巴,说道:“里克和空,你们浪费了大家二个小时的时间,这里有大几百人等着你们,每个人两个小时那加起来就是一千多小时,你们要怎么补偿大家？” „?” “？” Also can calculate? 还能这么算的？ „It is not, this only god Sir, the unit time cannot fold calculates that......” fantasy must explain, but Elisebell covers the ears to shake the head, shouts greatly: „Doesn't listen, the tortoise chanted scripture!” “不是,这位唯一神大人,单位时间是不能叠算……”空想要解释,但是爱茜蓓尔捂着耳朵摇着头,大喊道:“不听不听,王八念经！” You are an elementary student! 你是小学生吗！ Covered the face spatially, could not speak. 空捂住了脸,说不出话来。 „Aneki, you hope how we do compensate others?” Riku resigned-looking saying. “大姐头,你希望我们怎么补偿其他人？”里克一脸无奈的说道。 „Un......” Elisebell thinks, said: „Does your women's wear jump extremely happy pure land?” “嗯……”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“你们女装跳一曲极乐净土吧？” „Oh oh oh-” “噢噢噢-” In a flash, the tomb as well as auditorium of surroundings in the other races lifeform of surrounding, exuded the warm cheers. 只是一瞬间,周围在墓地中以及观众席上围观的其他种族的生物们,发出了热情的欢呼声。 „Not...... not......” “不……不是吧……” Empties with the Riku expression, was gradually stiff. 空和里克的表情,逐渐僵硬了起来。 - -- - -- Three days later. 三天后。 Front " second puzzle of the bottom challenge only god...... ” looks spatially is the Elementals board game piece, said in a low voice: „Has taken! Also is left over the last puzzle.” “挑战唯一神的倒数第二块拼图……”空看着面前属于精灵种的棋子,低声说道:“已经拿到手了！还剩下最后一块拼图。” Old Deus! 神灵种！ „Relax.” Riku calm nod, said: „The Old Deus board game piece, Zhunbei by sail building, we can direct challenge that only god.” “放心吧。”里克淡定的点了点头,说道:“神灵种的棋子,已经由帆楼准备好了,我们可以直接挑战那位唯一神了。” „Beforehand explained-” looks at Riku spatially, high-spirited saying: „I and had defeated Fig. one time white/in vain! Therefore do not hold back to us!” “事先说明-”空看着里克,意气风发的说道:“我和白可是曾经战胜过特图一次的！所以你们可不要给我们拖后腿了呀！” „-” Looks at rampant spatial, Riku cannot help but showed a disdaining smile, „I heard, you in the original world, with an most common chess, right? However to this world, according to these rules of this world, you also had the confidence to defeat?” “呵-”看着嚣张的空,里克不由得露出了一个不屑的笑容,“我听说了,你是在原本的世界,和特图来了一个最普通的国际象棋,对吧？但是到了这个世界,根据这个世界的那些规则,你还有信心打败特图吗？” „This does not have you ~” smiles spatially, he extended the right hand toward Riku, said: „Lets us, come on!” “这不是还有你们嘛~”空嘿嘿一笑,他朝着里克伸出了右手,说道:“让我们,加油吧！” ............ ………… ............ ………… Shiroganeyama summit. 白银山山巅。 The world's strongest four people of squad VS only god, downloading starts. 世界最强四人小队VS唯一神特图,下载开始。 „Originally is prepares and you plays the chess, but...... has played that thing is also no interesting.” Corners of the mouth showed a smile, said: „Therefore, we play strategy game of one simple round system, how?” “本来是准备和你们玩国际象棋的,不过……一直玩那个东西也没什么意思。”特图的嘴角露出了一个笑容,说道:“所以,我们就玩一个简单的回合制的策略游戏,如何？” Old Deus for the heroic unit, human plants is supreme headquarters, then other 14 races have the respective function respectively! Takes 16 races as the round system strategy game that the branch of the services compose, now...... starts! 神灵种为英雄单位,人类种为大本营,然后其他十四个种族各自有各自的作用！以十六种族为兵种组成的回合制策略游戏,现在……开始！ - -- - -- „Did Third Young Lady, eat the melon to eat crisply?” “三小姐,吃瓜吃爽了？” Looks at Elisebell of pillow on own thigh, an inquiry of Elsa face smile said. 看着枕在自己的大腿上的爱茜蓓尔,艾尔莎一脸笑容的询问道。 „Satisfied satisfied.” Elisebell face sigh with emotion saying: „Although the intelligence quotient is insufficient, cannot understand this inside manipulating strategically, but does not hinder me to eat the melon to eat a crispness.” “满足了满足了。”爱茜蓓尔一脸感慨的说道:“虽然智商不够,看不懂这里面的勾心斗角,但是并不妨碍我吃瓜吃个爽。” ‚Directly acknowledged own intelligence quotient insufficient Third Young Lady, is quite lovable!’ Elsa happy exuded „whistling” laughter, and can make the finger of Jiliang Ji shadow debt poke the face of Elisebell with oneself that at the scene, ‚this is moe probably stupid!’ ‘直接承认自己智商不够的三小姐,也好可爱！’艾尔莎一脸幸福的发出了“呜呼呼”的笑声,并且用自己那能够让吉良吉影当场亏空的手指戳着爱茜蓓尔的脸,‘这大概就是蠢萌吧！’ No, this not. 不,这才不是吧。 Tells the truth, in losing the supplement of aside or is the official desirably arrangement „role illustration” beside, Elisebell really cannot understand to empty with a series of operations of Riku. 有一说一,在失去了旁白的补充或者是官方刻意安排的“角色解说”之外,爱茜蓓尔是真的看不懂空和里克的一系列操作。 However does not hinder her to eat the melon, cannot understand in any case, placed the lens deep red or is on the jeep becoming known leg on the line. 但是并不妨碍她吃瓜,反正看不懂的时候,就把镜头放在真红或者是吉普莉尔的大白腿上就行了。 „After this fight ended, did Third Young Lady leave on the preparation?” “这场战斗结束之后,三小姐就准备离开了吗？” „That is inevitable.” Elisebell nods, after she rubbed Elsa's fat thigh, the finger extended close knee sock edge, then worming one's way into of gently, is feeling the knee sock sock mouth touch with the referring to abdomen of index finger, mumbled: „Actually strictly speaking, analyzes that moment of star cup in me, the duty of this world was accomplished even, I to eat the melon remained especially.” “那是必然的。”爱茜蓓尔点了点头,她蹭了蹭艾尔莎肉乎乎的大腿之后,把手指伸到了近在咫尺的过膝袜的边缘处,然后轻轻的钻了进去,用食指的指腹感受着过膝袜袜口的触感,嘟囔道:“其实严格说来,在我解析完星杯的那一刻,这个世界的任务就算完成了的,我只是为了吃瓜才特地留下来而已。” „So that's how it is.” Elsa nods, said: „But, does Third Young Lady also prepare Gensokyo later? Returns to Reincarnation Space?” “原来如此。”艾尔莎点了点头,说道:“不过,三小姐待会儿还准备回幻想乡？还是回轮回空间？” „Why will ask this question? Should returns to Gensokyo.” Elisebell pulled out the index finger, places in front of the nose to smell, then said: „The knowledge that after all since star cup there obtains did not have the complete digestion, must go back.” “为什么会问这个问题？应该是回幻想乡吧。”爱茜蓓尔把食指抽了出来,放在鼻子前面闻了闻,然后说道:“毕竟从星杯那里得到的知识还没有完全的消化掉,不可能不回去的吧。” „Un......” Elsa's expression turned -v- appearance, she reminded in a soft voice: „Third Young Lady, you stayed for several months here, therefore forgot you in it Qiankeng Sir Yukari and Sir Yuuka?” “嗯……”艾尔莎的表情变成了-v-的模样,她轻声提醒道:“三小姐,你是不是在这边呆了几个月,所以忘记了你在之前坑过油咖喱大人和幽香大人？” „?” Elisebell subconscious stares, her face absent-minded sits to set out, then before recalling, matter that handles- probably, seems like, was the general idea, possibly, indeed...... the pit Yukari-mama and Hana-mama? “诶？”爱茜蓓尔下意识的一愣,她一脸恍惚的坐起身来,然后回忆了一下自己之前做的事情-好像,貌似,大概,可能,的确是……坑了一把紫妈和花妈？ Must! 要遭！ Stiff turning head of Elisebell, looks at Elsa, said: „Elsa, you said me, if after going back, obedient digs the buttocks, can attain one dead a natural death?” 爱茜蓓尔的僵硬的扭过头,看着身边的艾尔莎,说道:“艾尔莎,你说我如果回去之后乖乖的撅起屁股的话,能不能拿到一个善终？” „Was...... Elsa hesitated probably” for several seconds, said: „Unlikely......” “大概是……”艾尔莎迟疑了几秒,说道:“不太可能的……”