Putsnow, looks like the supertalent of Einstein and like, had the respectablemoodto an ant, inthisriver?
放到现在来说,就像是爱因斯坦之流的超级天才,对一只蚂蚁产生了尊敬的情绪,这河里吗?Innon-river.
不河里。Howeversuchmatter happened, obviouslyRikuandrestscompared in more than one year time, set the record of how surprisingmagnificentdeeds.
但是偏偏这样的事情就发生了,可见里克和休比在这一年多的时间里,到底创下了多么让人惊讶的辉煌事迹。„Good.”Elisebellsmiles, said: „Ineedto close upto study the principle in thisstarcup, what do you...... haveto plan?”
“好了好了。”爱茜蓓尔笑了笑,说道:“我需要闭关去研究这个星杯里的法则了,你们……有什么打算?”„Goes backto sleep.”Elf Racecreator, CaillyNurse- a thiefCommanderGill, leadingElisebellto have the physiologyto be ill, thereforepuncheshistimepunched the male of severalfaces- had a yawn, said: „More than oneyear of timelooks athisstorysteadily, the mademyeye was a little sour......”
“回去睡觉。”森精种的创造者,卡伊纳斯-一个贼吉尔帅,帅到爱茜蓓尔产生生理不适,所以揍他的时候多揍了几下脸的男性-打了一个哈欠,说道:“一年多的时间目不转睛的看着他的故事,弄的我眼睛都有点酸了……”Saying, helifted the handto ruboneselfface, thensuddenlycomplexionbig change- pleaserefer tostyle that the ancientyoung girlinundated- calling out in alarmsaid: „Aiyarepugnant, more than oneyearhave not taken a bath, myskinchangesroughgreasy! Aiya, definitelyhad the dark pouche......”
说着,他抬起手搓了搓自己的脸,然后突然脸色大变-请参照古老少女漫的画风-的惊呼道:“哎呀讨厌,一年多没洗澡,我的皮肤都变的粗糙油腻了起来!哎呀,肯定有黑眼圈了……”„Earwax.”Nearbystatureis petite, on the foreheadhunggogglesred hairlittleshotato buckleownnose, said: „Was dirty.”
“还有耳屎。”旁边一个身材娇小,额头上挂着护目镜的红发小正太扣了扣自己的鼻子,说道:“脏死了。”„...... What!?”CaillyNursehas a big shockcoveredownface, said: „It is not good, Imustgo backto take a bathwell, thenrests an cosmetologyto think!”
“什什什……什么!?”卡伊纳斯大惊失色的捂住了自己的脸,说道:“不行,我要回去好好洗个澡,然后去睡个美容觉!”„CaillyNurse!”At this time, Elisebellstopped by calling the opposite partysuddenly, thenin the opposite partybewilderedexpression, pulled outonebigpile of bottles of cans of ownbosom, said: „Thisis the washing hairpaste, firstafteritwashesthree, thenwithconditioner;Thisis the facial mask, after washing the cleanface, spreadson the face;Thisis the toner...... thisis the essencefluid...... the eye cream...... the moisturizer......”
“卡伊纳斯!”这时,爱茜蓓尔突然喊住了对方,然后在对方一脸茫然的表情中,从自己的怀里掏出来了一大堆瓶瓶罐罐,说道:“这个是洗头膏,先用它洗三遍之后,再用护发素;这个是面膜,洗干净脸之后敷在脸上;这个是爽肤水……这是精华液……眼霜……保湿霜……”WithElisebelladmitsCaillyNurse'sarmstheseskin appliances, andtoldhim after the functionrespectively, thisElf Racecreator the tearful eyesgrippedherhandimmediatelytearfully, said: „The Elisebellsauce, youlaterareIbestfriend!”
伴随着爱茜蓓尔一件一件的把这些护肤品放进卡伊纳斯的怀里,并且把作用分别告诉他之后,这位森精种的创造者顿时泪眼汪汪的握住了她的手,说道:“爱茜蓓尔酱,你以后就是我最好的朋友!”Saidplays, hisarmsare holding the skin carebigcomplete set, thentakesElisebelltohim, writes the stepbook of skin careentireprocess, leftoverjoyed.
说玩,他怀里抱着护肤大全套,然后拿着爱茜蓓尔给他的,写有护肤全过程的步骤书,欢天喜地的离开了。„Sillybatch.”Curling the lip of a shotafacedisdains, said: „Howonfaceto have the earwax?”
“傻批。”奥坎正太一脸不屑的撇了撇嘴,说道:“脸上怎么会有耳屎?”„?”Elisebellstares, this„timesheresponded that- right, a moment agoprobablywhatsaidis „ alsohasearwax”? Rather than„alsohasgum in the eyes”?
“诶?”爱茜蓓尔一愣,这个“时候她才反应过来-对哦,刚才奥坎好像说的是“还有耳屎”?而不是“还有眼屎”?My goodness, Ihad not discovered.
好家伙,我都没发现。Comparesresigned-lookingElisebell, nearbyRikuexpressionwantssplendidlywere many- has not thought that the creationdense/woodselfOld Deusunexpectedlyis a finepigpigboy!
相较于一脸无奈的爱茜蓓尔而言,一旁的里克表情就要精彩的多了-没想到创造森精灵的神灵种居然是一个精致的猪猪男孩!Certainly!
绝了!This timeRikuhas not known,actuallyElf Raceis the colorfinethisfact......
此时的里克还不知道,其实森精种是色精种这个事实……
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--Going back that Old Deusgo back, the territory of goingopposite partygoes to itselfto create the race, butElisebellbringsRikuas well asrests the ratioto return to the refuge shelter.神灵种们回去的回去,前往自己创造种族的前往对方的领地,而爱茜蓓尔则是带着里克以及休比回到了避难所。„Wú......”
“唔……”Elisebelllooks at the handledrefuge sheltersystematic, since had felt the chinto recall a more than one year fishing (being lazy)profession, cannot help butasks: „Words said that since more than one year, who has the head in refuge shelterbeen?”爱茜蓓尔看着被打理的井井有条的避难所,摸着下巴回忆了一下自己这一年多以来的摸鱼生涯,不由得问道:“话说,这一年多以来,避难所的负责人是谁?”Is always insufficientisHana-mamaandYukari-mama? If Hana-mama, whatoneselfcomes back to seeis3000Spartanor3000Kuimastersgrasps the doubleswordto look at itselfhere! If Yukari-mama, thatthislittle while...... everyoneshouldhave a long lazy sleepinfishing (being lazy).
总不至于是花妈和紫妈吧?如果是花妈的话,那自己回来应该看到的是3000斯巴达勇士or3000奎爷在这里手持双剑看着自己!如果是紫妈的话,那这会儿……大家应该都在摸鱼睡懒觉。„Returns to the Sir, isCouronneDolaAneki.”
“回大人,是柯萝涅・多拉大姐头。”„Yowest! Dropsgreatly!”Elisebellnodsjoyfully, then the big handwields, said: „Iorderedasonlygod, starting today, herechanged nameasEllZiya, washumanplants the capital of stateEllZiyakingdom! Meanwhile, CouronneDolais the first-generationqueen in EllZiyakingdom!”
“哟西!大大滴好!”爱茜蓓尔欣然点头,然后大手一挥,说道:“我以唯一神的身份下令,从今日开始,此处改名为艾尔奇亚,乃是人类种国度艾尔奇亚王国的首都!同时,柯萝涅・多拉担任艾尔奇亚王国的第一代女王!”„???”
“???”Is having the breakfast a Couronnesteamed stuffed bunto chokein the breakfast shopin the mouth, if notnearbybreakfast shopbosshands overonecup of waterquick of eye and hand, she may becomein the human history the most short-livedking.
正在早餐店吃早餐的柯萝涅一口包子就噎在了嘴巴里,如果不是旁边的早餐店老板眼疾手快递过来一杯水,她可能就会成为人类史上最短命的国王。............
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…………„Dádá dá-”
“哒哒哒-”Withrapidsound of footsteps, CouronneDolaopened the front door of imperial palacemeeting hallto clash, then a facefoundflusteredwas eating the potato chipsto look atnewElisebell, said: „Kami-sama, are your you...... youdoing!”
伴随着急促的脚步声,柯萝涅・多拉推开皇宫议事厅的大门冲了过来,然后一脸慌张的找到了正在吃薯片看新番的爱茜蓓尔,说道:“上神大人,您您您……您在干什么呀!”„?”Elisebellbewilderedlooked atownstance, said: „I...... eatpotato chipsto look that new...... isn't overrated?”
“啊?”爱茜蓓尔一脸茫然的看了看自己的姿态,说道:“我……吃个薯片看个新番……不为过吗?”„Imeant why Iwill become the first-generationqueen!”CouronneDolawants to cry but have no tearslooks atElisebell, god knowsshewhenhas the breakfastto hearthisnewsto be surprised! Almoston the past?
“我是说,为什么我会成为第一代女王啊!”柯萝涅・多拉欲哭无泪的看着爱茜蓓尔,天知道她在吃早餐的时候听到这个消息多惊讶!差点就过去了好吗?„Thisis not the good deed!”Elisebellthrew intoownmouth the potato chips, then after 2-3chewed, has the yawn saying: „QueenSir, foundingqueen, to be how good?”
“这不是好事吗!”爱茜蓓尔把薯片扔进了自己的嘴里,然后2-3嚼碎了之后,打着哈欠说道:“女王大人诶,还是开国女王,怎么就不行了?”„Buthowever......”Couronnestutterlooks atElisebell, said: „Queenanything, Iam incorrect!”
“但是但是……”柯萝涅结结巴巴的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“女王什么的,我不行的啦!”„Whyisn't good? Whosaid? Whojudges?” A Elisebellfacestrangesitsto set out, the strawincludingin the mouth, stungtwo after Coke that does not have the soul, hit a belch, said: Inmore than one year time that „Iam not, youdo not depend uponvariousplans that is leaving behindspatiallyveryperfectlysupportedeveryone? Everyonealsobelievesyouvery much, not?”
“为什么不行?谁说的?谁评判的?”爱茜蓓尔一脸奇怪的坐起身来,把吸管含在嘴里,嘬了两口没有灵魂的可乐之后,打了一个嗝,说道:“我不在的这一年多时间里,你不是依靠着空留下的各种方案非常完美的把大家都养活了吗?大家也都很信服你,不是吗?”„But...... but......”
“但……但是……”„But?”
“但是?”„Aren't the words of king, Rikutake onare more appropriate?”Couronneis nodding, a littleanxioussaying.
“国王的话,不是里克来担当更合适吗?”柯萝涅点着头,有点不安的说道。„Thatis not good~”Elisebellis supportingownchin, sayingwith a laugh: „Rikumustleavewithme~leavesthisworld.”
“那可不行啊~”爱茜蓓尔撑着自己的下巴,笑呵呵的说道:“里克要和我一起离开哦~离开这个世界。”„?”Couronnestares, sheraised the headfiercely, looks atElisebell, said: „Leavesrefers to......”
“诶?”柯萝涅一愣,她猛地抬起头来,看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“离开指的是……”„The meaning in wording.”Elisebellreferred to itself, said: „Iam notDisboardprimaryOld Deus, Iam onlyborrow the starcup, increasesownstrength! Therefore, afterIlearn/studyfinished, Iwill leavethisworld, naturally can also bringRikuto walktogether.”
“字面上的意思。”爱茜蓓尔指了指自己,说道:“我不是迪司博德原生的神灵种,我只是来借阅星杯,增加自己的实力的!所以,在我学习结束之后,我就会离开这个世界,自然也会带着里克一起走的。”„How...... howlike this......”Couronnea littleflusteredlooks atElisebell, said: „After meaningis, couldn't seeRiku?”
“怎……怎么会这样……”柯萝涅有点慌张的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“意思是以后都见不到里克了吗?”„Almostisthis.”Elisebellnods- after shehas decidedto bringRikuto go to6000world, makingRikuandrest the ratio, as well asspatialandcompetitionplay!
“差不多是这样。”爱茜蓓尔点了点头-她已经决定带着里克前往六千年后的世界,让里克and休比,以及空and打对台戏了!Thatis interesting the soulto be pale!
那才有意思啊魂淡!„......”Couronnelowers the head, a littleabsent-mindedlooks at the floor of under foot, muttered: „Thiswas too sly.”
“……”柯萝涅低下头,有点恍惚的看着脚下的地板,喃喃道:“这样太狡猾了吧。”„?”
“啊?”„Kami-sama, Ialsowantto gotogether!”Couronneraised the head, looking at steadilylooks atElisebell, said: „Because...... Rikuthatchild was really worrying!”
“上神大人,我也想一起去!”柯萝涅抬头来,目不转睛的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“因为……里克那孩子实在是太让人担心了!”„This......”Elisebellflexurescratched the head- thiswas a little troublesome! In the original works, Rikuandrestedcomparesnot to havenot to have any drastic effect on the plot, butCouronneleft the words, meanherfamily/homeneverly recurringpossibly......
“啊这……”爱茜蓓尔挠了挠头-这有点麻烦啊!在原著中,里克和休比没了也不会对剧情造成什么巨大的影响,但是柯萝涅离开了的话,就意味着她家可能会绝后……Hiss, Steve can Dolanot have??
嘶,难道说,史蒂夫・多拉要没了??That...... notTaihang?
那……不太行?„It is not, youwalkedwords, thronewhat to do?”Elisebella littlenumbclawlooks atCouronne, said: „You is a queen, do youprepareto throw up one's job? The point is that in humanplantedcould not findtalent who cancompare favorably with you!”
“不是,你走了的话,王位怎么办?”爱茜蓓尔有点麻爪的看着柯萝涅,说道:“你可是女王诶,难道你准备撂担子?可问题是,人类种里也找不到可以和你媲美的人才了呀!”Does not want, becauseStephanieinanimationa littlegruffbatch of Dolaperformance, thereforethinks that herveryvegetable/dish, in factSteve'sexperienceconvertsonEarth, thatistrueultrainvestigatesextremelypresentlyimitatesstudies the tyrant! HerquitethereforeHarvard University'sfirstgraduation, steamrollallschoolmates, moreoverearned a N + 1degreewhile convenient, may be calledrealstudies the god.
千万不要因为在动画里面史蒂芬妮・多拉表现的有点憨批,所以就以为她很菜了-NoNoNo,实际上史蒂夫的经历换算到地球上,那可是真正的超究极・现充・学霸!她相当于是哈佛大学第一名毕业,碾压所有同学,而且还顺便获得了N+1个学位,堪称真・学神。Youthink that thisdid end? No! If onlythis, thenSteveis only a studytyrant! In factshenot onlystudies, the human communicationis also fierce, hasmanyfriendsin the school, isabsolutepresentimitates- thiswasSteve'sfirstcanprobably the thoroughsteamrollspatialandwhitecharacteristics.
你以为这就完了?不!如果只是这样,那么史蒂夫就只是一个学霸而已!实际上她不仅学习好,人际交往也非常厉害,在学校里有许多的朋友,是绝对的现充-这大概是史蒂夫第一个可以彻底碾压空和白的特点了。But the blankbrother and sister were really extremelyinimba, thereforeSteve'sperformanceas iffunnyroleinanimationsame- raisedwhile convenient, in the novellatter half, enteredSteve under blackeningconditiononceto compel the dead end the blank.
只不过空白兄妹实在是太过于imba了,所以史蒂夫在动画里的表现才仿佛一个搞笑角色一样-顺带一提,在小说后半段,进入了黑化状态下的史蒂夫曾经一度把空白逼上了绝路。Steveis so flamboyant, herancestorwill not compareherto be badmany! Couronnetakesin the human history the firstqueen, thatabsolutelyisstartledcertainly the colorfulgeneration, ifhumanplanted the beginningto loseher, as well asherbloodlines......
史蒂夫这么牛逼,她的祖先也不会比她差多少!柯萝涅作为人类史上第一个女王,那绝对是惊才绝艳之辈,如果人类种开场就失去了她,以及她的血脉的话……Elisebellbeginssupinely- grass, after 6000, comes back, will humanplantwill not exterminate?爱茜蓓尔仰起头-草,6000年后回来的时候,人类种不会灭绝了吧?„The throne......”Couronneshowed the puzzledexpression, what to dowhensheponders diligently to, in the midairsplitincrackssuddenly, Yukari-mamasmilinglystretched outhersmallhead, said: „Aiyaya, thismatteris notveryeasy to do~”
“王位……”柯萝涅又露出了纠结的表情,就在她冥思苦想要怎么办的时候,半空中突然裂开了一道隙间,紫妈笑眯眯的伸出了她的小脑袋,说道:“哎呀呀,这件事不是很好办嘛~”„Un?”ElisebellandCouronneraised the head, seejoyfully the old woman who makes the virgincondition, cannot help but tilting the headasks: „Whatmeans?”
“嗯?”爱茜蓓尔和柯萝涅抬起头,看着欣欣然做处子态的老妪,不由得歪着头问道:“什么办法?”„Had a child not to?” The Yukari Yakumoputting outfanwith a laughis keeping offownface, said: „Now the freshwords, 14to16yearsalmostcanbecome the outstandingindividual, not?”
“生一个崽不就得了?”八云紫笑呵呵的拿出扇子挡着自己的脸,说道:“现在生的话,十四到十六年差不多就可以成为优秀的个体了,不是吗?”„, Alsohadthistype the means...... a wool!”Elisebellill-humoredlooks atYukari-mama, said: „BeforehandCouronneis only the considerationlooks for a newking, finallyshe must abandon the husbandto abandon the childnow, didn't thatbecomescum girl?”
“哇,原来还有这种好办法……个毛啦!”爱茜蓓尔没好气的看着紫妈,说道:“之前的柯萝涅只是考虑找一个新国王就可以,结果她现在还要抛夫弃子,那不是成渣女了嘛?”„......”Bewilderedturned intoscum girlCouronneto coverownchest.
“……”莫名其妙就变成了渣女的柯萝涅捂住了自己的胸口。„Fool.”Yukari Yakumosmilesblockedownfacewith the fan, said: „This is actually a simplematter- with the words of magic, even if no relations, onlyneedsblood of both sidesto have the descendant~therefore, so long asyoufound the appropriateindividual, making the opposite partycontribute a drop of blood, allissueswere solved~”
“傻瓜。”八云紫笑眯眯的拿扇子挡住了自己的脸,说道:“这其实是一件简单的事情-用魔法的话,就算不发生关系,只需要双方的鲜血就可以有后代哦~所以,只要你找到合适的个体,让对方贡献一滴鲜血的话,一切的问题就都解决了~”
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