Theoretically, the repertoire that the hero saves others should be such doesn't have the problem? 理论上,英雄救人的套路应该是这样的没毛病吧？ However, after Elisebell falls to the ground, welcome later Ram and Rem whole family that she receives, other residents were throw to her by the suspicion look. 但是,当爱茜蓓尔落地之后,她受到的欢迎之后拉姆和雷姆一家子,其他的居民则是对她投以了怀疑的眼神。 „Why did you leave our villages, Witch Cult attack us?” The village head looks at Elisebell, asked that „then, why our physical strengths just consumed cleanly, did you make a move? I do not believe the time such fortunately! Are all these your conspiracy?” “为什么你一离开我们的村庄,魔女教就进攻我们了？”村长看着爱茜蓓尔,问道,“然后,为什么我们的体力刚刚消耗干净,你就出手了？我不相信时间这么凑巧！这一切是不是你的阴谋？” „Yin...... conspiracy?” Elisebell opened the mouth, she has not really thought thought circuit such freak of this village head, „that you will say, what the goal of my conspiracy is?” “阴……阴谋？”爱茜蓓尔张大了嘴巴,她是真的没想到这个村长的思维回路会如此的奇葩,“那你说说,我这个阴谋的目的是什么？” „Goal?” “目的？” „Right, all actions have the goal.” Elisebell looks at the village head, said: „Supposed what you said is right, I am all secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulators, is the Witch Cult person, what do I plan all these goals am you? My sneaking quietly, then contacts with the Witch Cult disciple to come, then after leaving, makes the Witch Cult disciple attack, finally waited for you unable to support came out to rescue again, killed several hundred Witch Cult People Witch Cult the loss was so big, what was its goal? Always isn't I appears is possibly all right to do to play the human formidable to play?” “对啊,一切的行动都是有目的的啊。”爱茜蓓尔看着村长,说道:“假设你说的是对的,我是一切的幕后黑手,是魔女教的人,那我策划这一切的目的是什么你？我悄悄的潜入这边,然后联系魔女教徒过来,然后离开之后让魔女教徒进攻,最后等你们支撑不住了再出来救援,杀死了数百名魔女教徒-魔女教的损失这么大,其目的是什么？总不可能是我显得没事做想玩真人勇者游戏吧？” „......” The village head behind villagers of showed vacant expression- truth that a little this little elder sister said! What is her goal? “……”村长身后的村民们都露出了茫然的表情-这个小姐姐说的有点道理啊！她的目的是什么？ „Goal......” village head thinks following the thought of Elisebell, said: „The friendship of our village? Right, definitely is this! You covet the strength of our ghost clan, hopes that receives us under as Savior!” “目的……”村长顺着爱茜蓓尔的思维想了一下,说道:“我们村庄的友谊？对,肯定是这样！你觊觎我们鬼族的力量,希望以救世主的身份把我们收入麾下！” „You feared that is not thinking the fart does eat? Covets your strengths? I covet your banana good clavilithes tommy bar mallet, you who even the Witch Cult people cannot be victorious, with letting us covets?” The Elisebell whole person is speechless, your does anything is not good, self-sensation's first! “你怕不是在想屁吃呢？觊觎你们的力量？我觊觎你个香蕉棒棒螺旋棒槌,连魔女教徒都打不过的你们,也配让我们觊觎？”爱茜蓓尔整个人都无语,你们一个个的干啥啥不行,自我感觉第一名啊！ You are the ghost clans, finally? The villages of dozens population, sphere your Witch Cult disciple also 100-200, 45 can't probably times of population difference, be victorious? Did you tell me not to be victorious? 你们可是鬼族啊,结果呢？几十人口的村庄,围住你们的魔女教徒也就100-200名,大概四五倍的人数差,打不过？你告诉我打不过？ At the military force value of ghost clan, compares the words with the military force value of Witch Cult disciple, what situation is this? 以鬼族的武力值,和魔女教徒的武力值来进行对比的话,这是一个什么情况呢？ Is equivalent to you to play the three countries, then elected the officers in Wei, then opened game, then controlled the military commander to clash bravely-, then facing besieging of five enemy soldiers, your brave rushing over, then threw the street. 就相当于你玩三国,然后选了魏国的将士,接着打开了一把游戏,然后控制着武将勇敢的冲了出去-嗯,然后面对五个敌方士兵的围攻,你勇敢的冲了过去,遂扑街。 Disgraced not? 丢人不？ Disgraced, this is cuts grass unparalleled, finally you hit five not to be victorious- good and evil one dozen seven? 丢人,这可是割草无双,结果你一打五都打不过-好歹一打七吧？ Therefore , loses face? 所以说,丢人不丢人？ Such disgraced military commander, but also felt all right to the monarchy said- Sir Cao Cao, you when I endangered saved me, wants to brush my good sensitivity, making me your death to be loyal? 这样丢人的武将,还好意思对君主说-曹操大人,你在我危及的时候救我,难道是想刷我的好感度,让我成为你的死忠？ My loyally mother's wholesale market! 我忠恁娘的啤酒肚！ „......” “……” Facing an interrogation of Elisebell, is not only the village, other villagers also showed self-closing expression- even our really vegetable/dish, do not say! 面对爱茜蓓尔的一通质问,不仅仅是村庄,其他的村民也都露出了自闭的表情-就算我们真的很菜,你也不要说出来啊！ „Therefore , you said, what capital you have to make me circle such big circle to brush your good sensitivities especially, flatters you?” Elisebell was the air/Qi was also happy, she came here goal is completely Ram and Rem, had the nickel relations with the others of ghost clan? Your these should die added to be rescued now by me, I did not say am grateful, at least said that did thank not to have the problem? “所以说,你们自己说说,你们有什么资本让我绕这么大一个圈子特地来刷你们的好感度,来讨好你们？”爱茜蓓尔也是气乐了,她来这里的目的完全就是拉姆和雷姆,和鬼族的其他人有半毛钱的关系？你们这些本来应该死翘翘的添头现在被我救下来了,我不说感激涕零,起码说个谢谢没毛病吧？ Finally? Did not say that thanked even, but also suspected that my head did come? Temperateness that very how, I display this period of time, therefore made you tread the nose upper eyelid? 结果呢？不说谢谢就算了,还怀疑到我头上来了？怎么着,我这段时间表现的很温和,所以让你们蹬鼻子上脸了？ Elisebell regarding the person on one's own side and friendly stranger is very temperate, this originates from her character quite Buddha is moreover friendly, but this cannot support Elisebell is a player of online game. 爱茜蓓尔对于自己人以及友善的陌生人是非常温和的,这来源于她本身的性格就比较佛系而且友善,但是这架不住爱茜蓓尔是一个网络游戏的玩家啊。 As long as has played the online game...... 但凡玩过网络游戏的…… You play the furnace stone, you know that some people uploaded to say why after crossing the tribulation you were defeated, to be added the good friend to scold you „Ore-sama to cross tribulations you not to deliver one game? Your horse died”, or is „what five orphan card group that you play, only then the parents died the person meets this card group”. 你玩炉石,你就会知道有人上传说渡劫被你打败了之后加好友骂你“劳资渡劫你为什么不送一局？你马死了”,或者是“你玩的什么five孤儿卡组,只有爹妈死了的人才会这种卡组”。 You play LOL, you will discover some time people who rank were divided the assistance position, then enters goes and comes „I not to assist me to want middle of the mill”, is basic, no matter others, chose a Yasuo directly ’ 你玩LOL,你就会发现排位的时候有人被分到了辅助位,然后进去来一句“我不辅助我要中路”,然后根本不管其他人,直接选了个亚索’ You play PUBG, you can bump into „brothers your M24 and 8 times of mirrors play to me”, you reject the later ammunition clip the waste that you kill. 你玩吃鸡,你就能碰到“兄弟你M24和八倍镜给我玩玩”,你拒绝之后一梭子把你打死的废物。 The played game are more, more can discover, in this world always has that some retarded, but facing these retarded, Elisebell often the incarnation pianist, by the opposite party ancestor 18 cores, various adjectives and nouns sent regards for the auxiliary method, assists „this again?” With „” as not enraging QTE. 玩的游戏越多,就越能发现,这个世界上总是有那么一些弱智的,而面对这些弱智,爱茜蓓尔往往就会化身钢琴家,以对方祖宗十八代为核心,各种形容词和名词为辅助的方法进行问候,再辅佐“就这就这？”和“不会吧不会吧”作为激怒QTE。 Therefore , Elisebell regarding these brain not too clear people, is will hit without hesitation the slap in the face. 所以说,爱茜蓓尔对于那些脑子不太清楚的人,是会毫不犹豫把耳光打回去的。 „It is not, how didn't you speak?” Elisebell looks at the ghost clan villagers who did not speak, the continuation taunt without hesitation said, „said that what did I attempt your? What do you have to make me attempt? Said that said said that do not speak!” “不是,你们怎么不说话了？”爱茜蓓尔看着不说话的鬼族村民,毫不犹豫的继续嘲讽道,“说啊,我图你们什么？你们有什么让我图的？说啊说啊说啊,你别不说话啊！” „Your you......” village head air/Qi could not speak, but the village head also has to acknowledge, Elisebell that their crowd of ghost clans also really does not have any referred to schemed. “你你你……”村长气的说不出话来,但是村长还不得不承认,他们这群鬼族还真的没有什么是指的爱茜蓓尔去图谋的。 „Couldn't say?” Elisebell sneered, is showing the whites of the eyes, transfers the body to arrive at the Rem front, ill-humored saying: „I must rescue am also rescue cute Rem and Ram, is right ~” “说不出来了？”爱茜蓓尔冷笑了一声,然后翻着白眼,转过身子来到了雷姆的面前,没好气的说道:“我要救也是救可爱的雷姆和拉姆,对不对呀~” „Elder Sister Elisebell!” Rem plunged Elisebell from own father's arms, then showed a very happy smile, said: „Thank you saves Rem and elder sister.” “爱茜蓓尔姐姐！”雷姆从自家老爹的怀里扑向了爱茜蓓尔,然后露出了一个美滋滋的笑容,说道:“谢谢你来救雷姆和姐姐。” „Has a look, Rem is clever!” Elisebell rubbed the cheek of Rem. “看看看看,雷姆多乖！”爱茜蓓尔蹭了蹭雷姆的脸蛋。 „Understood, you for Ram!” The village head shouts suddenly, „Ram is the ghost clan of ghost clan in history most talent, you definitely flatter for her talent our!” “懂了,你是为了拉姆！”村长突然喊道,“拉姆是鬼族有史以来最天才的鬼族,你肯定是为了她的天赋才讨好我们的！” „?” “？” When Elisebell makes the question mark, is not she has the issue, is she thought that the brain of ghost clan village head has the issue. 当爱茜蓓尔打出问号的时候,不是她有问题,是她觉得鬼族村长的脑子有问题。 „Does your brain have the issue? When for a long time the village head did make your brain degenerate the situation of anthropoid ape? Do you match the key? With how many? You do not match!” The latter molar of Elisebell air/Qi started to hurt, „troubled you to take oneself that pitiful intelligence quotient thinking well, if I the goal were Ram and Rem, your crowd of waste did die is not better?” “你脑子是不是有问题？还是长期当村长让你的脑子已经退化到了类人猿的地步？你们配钥匙吗？配几把？你们不配！”爱茜蓓尔气的后槽牙都开始疼了,“麻烦你们带上自己那可怜的智商好好的想一想,我如果目标是拉姆和雷姆的话,你们这群废物死了不是更好？” „Whose did you say waste?” “你说谁废物？” „Aren't you brain not easy-to-use big waste?” Elisebell really moves now really hot- to be honest, Elisebell helps this crowd of ghost clans also really stemming from the good intention, after all saves others this action...... you to pretend not to know that who also resulted in you strangely? However after you saved others, various others suspicions, the self-sensation thinks good you saved them to scheme...... “你不就是个脑子不好使的大废物？”爱茜蓓尔现在是真的动了真火了-说实话,爱茜蓓尔帮助这群鬼族还真的是出于好心,毕竟救人这个举动……你装作不知道谁还怪得了你？但是你救下了别人之后,别人各种怀疑,自我感觉良好认为你救他们是有所图谋…… Whose also few minute/share of anger? 谁还没几分火气了？ „I, if the real goal is Ram and Rem, I also do need to circle such big circle? Ram, Rem, I asked that you......” Elisebell have turned the head, look at behind Ram and Rem, as well as Ram's Dad and Ram's Mom, asked: „If I invited your family of four and I go to Kararagi together, you did want? Leaves the village of ghost clan! Every day has the cake and meat eats, has the interesting book, has the beautiful scenery!” “我要是真的目标是拉姆和雷姆,我还需要绕这么大圈子？拉姆,雷姆,我问你们……”爱茜蓓尔转过头,看着身后的拉姆、雷姆,以及拉姆爹和拉姆妈,问道:“如果我邀请你们一家四口和我一起去卡拉拉基,你们愿意吗？离开鬼族的村庄！每天都有蛋糕和肉吃,有有趣的书,有漂亮的风景！” „I want!” Rem without hesitation said that- in her world, only has the elder sister, the father, mother as well as Elder Sister Elisebell, as for village head they...... “我愿意！”雷姆毫不犹豫的说道-在她的世界里,就只有姐姐,父亲,母亲以及爱茜蓓尔姐姐,至于村长他们…… Rem also clear remembering, the young time village head they want to kill itself and elder sister! 雷姆还清楚的记得,小的时候村长他们想要杀死自己和姐姐！ „I also......, if the father and mother want.” Ram hesitant, replied. “我也……如果父亲和母亲愿意的话。”拉姆犹豫了一下,回答道。 „You look, even without you, Ram and Rem same is willing to walk with me.” Elisebell has not waited for Ram's Dad and Ram's Mom answers the issue, but is looks at the ghost clan village head who a face disdains, said: „Needs you? You will not really feel oneself very important? Can't? If I can carry off Ram and Rem also to need to circle such big circle? Also needs to save you? Right, said here, if I were really the secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator, I made these Witch Cult people first kill you completely, then only left behind Ram and Rem, finally the heroic day fell to rescue Ram and Rem- thinks carefully, all clansmen died cleanly, was only left over the person who my they knew, moreover didn't their saviors, who they follow I to follow? Wasn't this more relaxed than the present?” “你看,就算没你们,拉姆和雷姆一样愿意和我走。”爱茜蓓尔没有等拉姆爹和拉姆妈回答问题,而是一脸不屑的看着鬼族村长,说道:“需要你们？你们不会真的觉得自己挺重要的吧？不会吧不会吧不会吧？我如果要带走拉姆和雷姆还需要绕这么大的圈子？还需要把你们都救下来？哦对,说道这里,如果我真的是幕后黑手,我让那些魔女教徒先把你们全部弄死,然后只留下拉姆和雷姆,最后再英雄天降把拉姆和雷姆救下来-仔细想想,所有族人都死干净了,只剩下我一个人她们认识的人,而且还是她们的救命恩人,她们不跟着我跟着谁？这不比现在轻松多了？” Saying, Elisebell raised the right hand, aimed at the direction of village out of the window, face angry exclaiming: „100,000 volts judgement!” 说着,爱茜蓓尔举起了右手,对准了村窗外的方向,一脸愤怒的吼道:“十万伏特・裁决！” The wooden barrel thick thunder and lightning drops from the clouds together, as if the deity gets angry general, chops the smashing that the mountain top of not far away. 一道木桶粗的雷电从天而降,仿佛天神发怒一般,将不远处的一道山头劈的粉碎。 „Old lady solemn Kararagi Iron Fang's Captain, President Crimson Company, with Lugnica ‚sword Saint’ was a Raytheon of rank, suspected by you unexpectedly? Do you match?” Elisebell looked at one to frighten the whole face pale village head, then has turned the head, said to Ram's Dad: „I invited to be earnest a moment ago, brings Ram and Rem and I walks together- village heads as well as other residents make me feel disgustingly, this place I will never patronize for the third time.” “老娘堂堂卡拉拉基铁之牙的团长,绯红商会会长,和露格尼卡的‘剑圣’一个等级的‘雷神’,居然被你们怀疑？你们配？”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼已经吓得满脸苍白的村长,然后转过头,对拉姆爹说道:“我刚才的邀请是认真的,带着拉姆和雷姆和我一起走吧-村长以及其他的居民让我感觉到恶心,这个地方我永远不会光顾第三次的。” „I......” Ram's Dad a little hesitates, but Ram's Mom has first replied: „Good, we follow you!” “我……”拉姆爹还有点犹豫,但是拉姆妈已经抢先回答道:“好,我们跟你走！” She also has the complaint! After our daughters were born, you shut out her alone corner/horn, must kill her, afterward discovered her talent is astonishing, kept her life hypocritically, the edge that but rushes to them, almost isolated with the villagers! Only can grow vegetables, oneself go hunting! 她也有怨言啊！我们的女儿出生之后,你们嫌弃她独角,要杀了她,后来发现她天赋惊人,又假惺惺的留了她一命,但是还是把他们赶到的边缘去,几乎和村民隔离了起来！只能自己种菜,自己打猎！ Then? Elisebell came, the military force value is high, the village head instigates is not good, threw in the bomb oneself family/home hastily Miss Elisebell was kind and gentle, what to do but if she were an unprincipled person? 然后呢？爱茜蓓尔来了,武力值高,村长怂的不行,连忙把炸弹扔到了自己家里来-爱茜蓓尔小姐亲切又温柔,但是如果她是个坏人怎么办？ Who didn't have a resentment? 谁还没点怨气了？ „Good, we walk!” Two daughter and wives said that Ram's Dad nods immediately. “好,我们走！”两个女儿和妻子都这么说了,拉姆爹顿时点了点头。 „It is not......” village head is then unhappy, „you walk, keeps Ram......” “不是……”村长这下不开心了,“你们走可以,把拉姆留……” „To, the master, crawls!” A Elisebell round flew to trample the village head kicked more than 30 meters, exit|to speak that „this words you added? Some many crawls far!” “给,爷,爬！”爱茜蓓尔一发飞踹把村长踢飞了三十多米,“这种话你还说的出口？有多远爬多远！” „That, waits a bit......” “那个,稍等一下……” At this time, villagers A that had not spoken a moment ago opened the mouth, he trembled looks at Elisebell, said: „Can Miss Elisebell, listen to us to say several?” 这时,刚才一直没说话的村民A开口了,他瑟瑟发抖的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“爱茜蓓尔小姐,能听我们说几句吗？” „You said.” The words of several words, pouring are not cannot listen. “你说。”只是几句话的话,倒也不是不能听。 „Actually our discontented village head was also very long, goes hunting each time, the village head strives slightly, taken most, moreover frequently occupies everyone to be cheap.” Villagers A is clenching teeth, said: „Not only that he also always suggested my wife to be attractive, my wife stature was good, if can really want to try anything......” “其实我们大家也都不满村长很久了,每次打猎回来,村长出力最小,拿的最多,而且经常占大家便宜。”村民A咬着牙,说道:“不仅如此,他还老暗示我媳妇漂亮,我媳妇身材好,如果可以真想试试什么的……” „god damn, hasn't this village head, you thought the rebellion?” “龟龟,这村长,你们没想过造反？” „Village head grasped the mystique, in certain distance, can keep us from moving, we started to be planted this mystique from the birth.” Villagers A quickly said: „Therefore we do not have the means to revolt! However now different Miss Elisebell can , take away us? Our anything works can do, male can be the mercenary, female can work as the servant!” “村长掌握了秘法,在一定距离内,可以让我们无法动弹,我们从出生开始就被种下了这种秘法。”村民A急忙说道:“所以我们才没办法反抗的！但是现在不一样了-爱茜蓓尔小姐,能把我们也带走吗？我们什么工作都可以做,男的可以当佣兵,女的可以当佣人！” „......” Elisebell is tilting the head thinks, this business as if...... doesn't owe very much? Although these ghost clans vegetables/dishes is not good, but the reason is to neglect the exercise! Even the large size abandoned, when they had the next generation, since childhood starts to train, more than ten 20 years, mercenary group were many large numbers of strength excel ghost clan members! “……”爱茜蓓尔歪着头想了想,这笔买卖似乎……不是很亏？这些鬼族虽然一个个菜的不行,但是原因是疏忽锻炼！就算大号废了,等他们有了下一代,从小开始培养,十几二十年的,佣兵团就多了一大批实力高强的鬼族成员啊！ „I feel...... proper!” Elisebell selected the head, said: „That line, but my offensive talk said in front, with me later, must listen to my name, you drop, clear?” “我觉得……妥！”爱茜蓓尔点了点脑袋,说道:“那行,不过我丑话说在前面,跟着我之后,就要听我的命名,你们滴,明白？” „Yes!” “是！” - -- - -- Therefore, next day, when the village head wakes up from the stupor, discovered that the village carried off own thing, leaves behind him to defend destroyed 7788 villages trembles there. 于是,第二天,当村长从昏迷中醒来的时候,发现全村人把自家的东西都带走了,就留下他一个人守着被破坏的七七八八的村子在那里瑟瑟发抖。 My coolie? My the coolie of these No. dozens population??? 我苦力呢？我这几十号人口的苦力呢？？？