Un, is not only because his smooth boiling egg head, what is more important is his pushes all strengths horizontally, work strength ceiling without a doubt, does not have any false that. 嗯,不仅仅是因为他那光滑的煮鸡蛋脑袋,更重要的是他那横推一切的力量,毫无疑问的作品战力天花板,没有任何虚假的那种。 Even strikes the male game setting is such- Qiyu this role has to draw the full all values, as well as absolutely invincible real Tyrant body, even if stands is making the monster attack same place crazily, does not have the means to shake the body of Saitama-sensei! Even you only need to operate Saitama-sensei to arrive at the monster slowly the front, then presses down to put down the A button, you can notice how the monster the blood strip vanishes. 甚至于就连一击男的游戏设定都是这样的-琦玉这个角色拥有拉满的所有数值,以及绝对无敌的真・霸体,就算站在原地让怪物疯狂攻,也没办法撼动琦玉老师的身体！甚至于你只需要操纵琦玉老师缓缓走到怪物的面前,然后按下平A按钮,你就可以看到怪物的血条是如何消失的。 Why can raise strikes the male? Because of the present Elisebell front, shows the formidable fought the Evil Dragon strikes male picture-, if in the later period of game, possibly 99 levels of role ranks do not have the means to sit to the second kill the monster, but does to now is in the early period of the game, by Kaguya that crazed 99 levels of practicing, is really all monsters cannot receive an ordinary attack. 为什么要提起一击男呢？是因为现在的爱茜蓓尔的面前,就展现出了勇者斗恶龙的一击男的画面-如果是在游戏后期,可能99级的角色等级也没有办法坐到秒杀怪物,但是奈何现在是游戏前期啊,以辉夜那丧心病狂的99级练度,真的是一切怪物接不下一个普通攻击。 „Crisp!” “爽！” Kaguya voiced a feeling. 辉夜发出了一声感慨。 „This fosters the true meaning of game! Who can bestow me dead!” “这才是养成游戏的真谛啊！谁能赐我一死！” Elisebell cannot bear cover own face, the Kaguya present feeling, how saying that...... played the feeling of pocket youkai to be the same with Elisebell in the past. 爱茜蓓尔忍不住捂住了自己的脸,辉夜现在的感觉,怎么说呢……就和爱茜蓓尔当年玩口袋妖怪的感觉是一样的。 Does not know that presents to play the pocket youkai player? Elisebell has naturally played true genuine pocket youkai, moreover what plays is shield version- without means that who made rainbow Matthew fragrant? 不知道在座有没有玩过口袋妖怪的玩家？爱茜蓓尔自然是玩过真正的正版口袋妖怪的,而且玩的是盾版-没办法,谁让彩虹小马太香了呢？ Good, returns to the proper topic. 好吧,言归正传。 Plays pocket youkai time, Elisebell in the plot pattern, is controlling own role, with the stance of absolutely horizontally pushing, steamroll all enemies in this game- valuable dream in what legend! What hall lord! What four devas! What champion! Is trash, trash! Hears not to have, trash! A master elf puts on six to play to be the same! 玩口袋妖怪的时候,爱茜蓓尔在剧情模式之中,控制着自己的角色,以绝对横推的姿态,碾压了这款游戏内的所有敌人-什么传说中的宝可梦！什么道馆主！什么四天王！什么冠军！都是辣鸡,辣鸡！听到没,辣鸡！爷一只精灵一穿六玩儿一样！ trash! 辣鸡！ This time Kaguya and Elisebell mentality is exactly the same- I manage you what to be dark the four devas, any dark skeleton king, is what secure Urho respectful, fiendish person Limb, dies to the master! 此时的辉夜和爱茜蓓尔的心态是一模一样的-我管你什么黑暗四天王,什么黑暗骷髅王,还是什么安兹乌尔恭,魔王利姆露,都给爷死！ The masters the shark is insane!! 爷已经鲨疯了！！ ‚If the formidable fought the Evil Dragon to have the online content to be good.’ ‘要是勇者斗恶龙有联机内容就好了。’ Looks at so inflation Kaguya shrivelled, Elisebell cannot help but mouth- after shark that initially Elisebell inflated insane plot pattern, on swift and violent entered the actual combat link, is the PVP content in legend, then...... 看着如此膨胀的辉夜,爱茜蓓尔不由得瘪了瘪嘴-当初爱茜蓓尔膨胀的一路鲨疯了剧情模式之后,就迅猛的进入了实战环节,也就是传说中的PVP内容,然后…… Then a basket, then Elisebell made into weakly! My goodness, the repertoire of that method by being completely muddled that Elisebell hits, Elisebell a little suspected the life. 然后个篮子,然后爱茜蓓尔就被人打成鶸了！好家伙,那一套套的套路被爱茜蓓尔打的晕头转向的,爱茜蓓尔都有点怀疑人生了。 ‚If we had known Pokemon was beaten initially, I recorded some tactics.’ Elisebell showed bitter Expression Elisebell after was beaten initially, immediately switches off PVP, then played other game. ‘早知道当初口袋精灵被殴打的时候,我就多记一些战术了。’爱茜蓓尔露出了痛心疾首的表情-爱茜蓓尔当初被殴打了之后,立刻就关掉了PVP,然后玩别的游戏去了。 ‚I, if the tactics of some much study disgusting people, then give Kaguya to recommend the pocket youkai series when the time comes, again after waiting for her to fire off the plot,......’ Elisebell expression very splendid, ‚I careless said with her was inferior we did come PVP?’ ‘我要是多学一些恶心人的战术,然后到时候给辉夜推荐口袋妖怪系列,再等她打完了剧情之后……’爱茜蓓尔的表情非常的精彩,‘我再漫不经心的和她说,不如我们来PVP吧？’ ! 啧！ Elisebell could not bear suck a tongue- my goodness, do't I can play dead her? 爱茜蓓尔忍不住咂了一下舌-好家伙,那我不得把她玩儿死？ - -- - -- Evil plan of Elisebell, finally success. 爱茜蓓尔的邪恶计划,最终还是成功了。 Oh, do not misunderstand, was not Elisebell pulled out the pocket youkai series, then in PVP Kaguyahime suffering extreme distress that hit, because...... 噢,别误会,并不是爱茜蓓尔掏出了口袋妖怪系列,然后在PVP之中把辉夜公主打的死去活来的,而是因为…… „Elisebell!!!” “爱茜蓓尔啊！！！” Roared along with Kaguya one, her role was thrown on the magma block by Elisebell again, then „squish” drew one group of soots. 伴随着辉夜的一声咆哮,她的角色再一次被爱茜蓓尔扔到了岩浆块上,然后“吧唧”一声画成了一团灰灰。 „Ha haha belch-” “哈哈哈嗝-” Enjoyed pit teammate pleasant sensation Elisebell unable to bear exude carefree laughter. 享受到了坑队友快感的爱茜蓓尔忍不住发出了一声畅快的笑声。 Now what they play is a game named BattleBlock Theater, the essence of game is two or many players cooperates, decodes the mechanism/organization, then gains the gem, story that finally goes through customs-, actually very famous Flash small game investigates extremely BattleBlock Theater of simplified version the internally, that is the forest ice hot person. 她们现在玩的是一款叫做战斗方块剧场的游戏,游戏的精髓就是两名或多名玩家进行合作,破解机关,然后获取宝石,最终通关的故事-嗯,其实有一个在国内挺有名的Flash小游戏算是究极简化版的战斗方块剧场,那就是森林冰火人。 BattleBlock Theater this game, although in the surface is the cooperation of two people overcomes an obstacle the game, but in fact essence of this game but pit teammate! 战斗方块剧场这款游戏呢,虽然表面上是两个人的合作闯关游戏,但实际上这款游戏的精髓可是坑队友啊！ Under the Elisebell exquisite operation, Kaguya does not know that several time subordinate who died in the teammate- threw upward! Why must proceed to throw! I do not paste the post with the magma! 在爱茜蓓尔精妙的操作下,辉夜已经不知道第几次死在了队友的手下-往上扔啊！为什么要往前扔！我不要和岩浆贴贴！ „Hand harms the hand to harm, was the hand harmed a moment ago absolutely!” Elisebell raised own right hand seriously, as if takes an oath said generally: „Absolutely does not have the next time!” “手误手误,刚才绝对是手误！”爱茜蓓尔一本正经的举起了自己的右手,仿佛起誓一般说道:“绝对没有下一次！” „Does hand harm?” Kaguya whole body sending out being bewitched air/Qi looks at Elisebell, with as if there is hell cold sound to ask: „Really, is the determination the hand harms?” “手误？”辉夜浑身散发着魔气的看着爱茜蓓尔,用仿佛就有地狱般寒冷的声音问道:“真的,确定是手误吗？” „, Absolutely, is the hand harms without a doubt!!” Elisebell coughed two, looks that Kaguya this momentarily is possible the blackening the appearance, she instigated squish saying: „Whose again pit teammate, who is the puppy! Ok?” “咳咳,绝对,毫无疑问是手误！！”爱茜蓓尔干咳了两下,看着辉夜这随时可能黑化的模样,她怂了吧唧的说道:“谁再坑队友,谁是小狗！可以吧？” „!” Kaguya could not bear reveal one to sneer. “呵！”辉夜忍不住露出了一个冷笑。 After ten seconds . 十秒之后。 Kaguya: „woof Woof woof!” 辉夜:“汪汪汪！” Elisebell: „?” 爱茜蓓尔:“？” She looks at herself to change to the flying ash the role, the head cannot help but emitted a big question mark. 她看着自己化作飞灰的角色,脑袋不由得冒出了一个大大的问号。 The master pit does the teammate, currently have by pit one day innumerable unexpectedly? 爷坑了队友无数次了,现在居然也有被坑的一天？ - -- - -- The BattleBlock Theater flow is not long, therefore even Elisebell and Kaguya meet a pit opposite party once for a while, however based on hard strength, they are advancing the content of game quickly. 战斗方块剧场的流程并不是非常长,所以就算爱茜蓓尔和辉夜时不时会坑一下对方,但是在硬实力的基础上,两人还是很快的推进着游戏的内容。 Until...... 直到…… Kaguya: „I thought that overcomes an obstacle like this little bored, do we might as well challenge?” 辉夜:“俺觉得就这样闯关有点无聊啊,我们不如挑战一下自我吧？” Elisebell: „What trick do you want to put in order?” 爱茜蓓尔:“你又想整什么幺蛾子？” Kaguya opened the achievement list, said: „You look, here so many achievement, we...... all took!” 辉夜打开了成就列表,说道:“你看,这里有这么多的成就,我们……全拿了吧！” Grass! 草！ Then the nightmare started. 然后噩梦就开始了。 Originally at two people progress, perhaps be only 2-3 days of can hit the entry BattleBlock Theater, but benefit from the Kaguya self- challenge achievement, two people to complete the achievement of collection, spent nearly ten days. 原本以两人的进度,恐怕只有2-3天的时间就可以把战斗方块剧场打通关的,但是得益于辉夜的自我挑战成就,两人为了完成收集的成就,足足花费了近十天的时间。 „-” Looks the platinum trophy of entire collection right bottom the screen shoots, Kaguya cannot help but relaxes, then poured in the Elisebell bosom directly, extended one to stretch unscrupulously, said: „Wú ~ ~ finally handled!!!” “呃啊-”看着屏幕右下角弹出来的全收集的白金奖杯,辉夜不由得松了一口气,然后直接倒在了爱茜蓓尔的怀里,肆无忌惮的伸了一个懒腰,说道:“唔啊啊啊~~终于搞定了！！！” „If not you must all collect the entire achievement, we have handled.” Elisebell fell down, saying that then a face collapsed: „, These achievements completely to creating obstacles for person direction design! dogshit!” “如果不是你要全收集全成就的话,我们早就搞定了。”爱茜蓓尔倒在了地上,然后一脸崩溃的说道:“啊,这些成就完全就是冲着刁难人这个方向来设计的吧！狗屎！” „But this interesting not?” Kaguya has rolled over, presses on the body of Elisebell, exciting saying: „What meaning if only pure making a connection plot that has? Challenge!” “但是这样才有意思不是吗？”辉夜翻过身来,压在爱茜蓓尔的身上,兴奋的说道:“如果只是单纯的打通剧情那有什么意思？挑战自我啊！” „......” Elisebell narrowed the eye, said: „Challenge, right? Good, arrangement!” “……”爱茜蓓尔眯了眯眼睛,说道:“挑战自我,是吗？好,安排！” ............ ………… ............ ………… Probably two months later, Kaguya face absent-minded pouring on the ground. 大概两个月之后,辉夜一脸恍惚的倒在了地上。 She achieved. 她做到了。 Challenge. 挑战自我。 Elisebell flung to her a game of pocket youkai emerald, then made her first make a connection one time, then gave her the pocket youkai encyclopedias, and gave her to issue a duty. 爱茜蓓尔甩给了她了一部口袋妖怪绿宝石的游戏,然后让她先打通了一次,接着把口袋妖怪百科给了她,并且给她布置了一个任务。 Duty one: Please with a whole staff 1 level of team, entry game. 任务一:请用一支全员一级的队伍,通关游戏。 Rule: After elf fight in team, will not obtain the empirical value, constant rank one, moreover eats the miracle candy not to raise the rank 规则:队伍里的精灵战斗后不会获得经验值,恒定等级一,而且吃奇迹糖果也不会提升等级 Duty two: Please with a ghost cicada, entry game 任务二:请用一只鬼蝉,通关游戏 Rule: In the fight only allows to use the ghost cicada, but can carry other elves( to need crushed stone, to climb waterfall and surfing after all), when the game starts, with putting on file revision will defend the palace revision the wood is the ghost cicada. 规则:战斗中只允许使用鬼蝉,但可以携带其他精灵(毕竟需要碎石、攀瀑、冲浪),并且在游戏开始的时候,会用存档修改器把木守宫修改为鬼蝉。 Tells the truth, when sees these two duties, the Kaguya whole person is the ignorant circle- assorted, what ghost? 1 level of team entry? Only allows to fight with the ghost cicada? 有一说一,在看到这两个任务的时候,辉夜整个人都是懵圈的-什,什么鬼？一级队伍通关？只允许用鬼蝉战斗？ I pass! 我透！ In Elisebell again and again „this duty can complete absolutely” the treasure is serious, Kaguya started self- challenge- during these two months, she has accelerated in the period of revolution, lets herself and mechanical games stemming from 20 times of acceleration during! Therefore she in fact passed for 40 months, is three years four months. 在爱茜蓓尔一而再,再而三的“这个任务绝对可以完成”的宝郑重,辉夜开始了自我挑战-这两个月之中,她一直在使用时间加速,让自己和游戏机出于20倍的加速之中！所以她实际上是度过了四十个月,也就是三年又四个月的时间。 She, achieved! 她,做到了！ ohhh!! ohhh！！ This regarding Kaguyahime, is a spiritual victory, she felt that own whole person hi to is not good! 这对于辉夜公主而言,是一种精神上的胜利,她感觉自己整个人都嗨到不行了！ „I achieved!” After Kaguya relieved own time acceleration, looks to sit in body side Elisebell, excited saying: „Concubine body achieved!” “我做到了！”辉夜解除了自己的时间加速之后,看着坐在身侧的爱茜蓓尔,一脸兴奋的说道:“妾身做到了！” „I saw.” Elisebell selected selected own head, face admiring saying: „Worthily is Kaguyahime, is really great.” “我看到了。”爱茜蓓尔点了点自己的脑袋,一脸钦佩的说道:“不愧是辉夜公主,真了不起。” At least Re:Zero contact pocket youkai, then, only then in the situations of pocket encyclopedias, a person tried to find out that completes these two tasks, really extraordinary. 至少从零开始接触口袋妖怪,然后在只有口袋百科的情况下,一个人摸索到完成这两个任务,是真的了不起。 „That is!” Kaguya cocky saying. “那是！”辉夜得瑟的说道。 „Do you also want to challenge?” Elisebell smiling looks at Kaguya, said: „Here also big lot of this class challenges.” “那你还要不要挑战了？”爱茜蓓尔一脸笑意的看着辉夜,说道:“我这里还有一大堆这类的挑战哦。” For example Dark Souls does not add a entry, or is Resident Evil only with the knife entry wait/etc, only then you cannot think, without you cannot achieve. 比如说黑暗之魂不加点通关,或者是生化危机只用小刀通关等等,只有你想不到,没有你做不到。 „Considers as finished, I want resting a while.” Kaguya beckons with the hand hastily, „normal game achievement I will collect, but this type ties up purely to the challenge considers as finished.” “算了算了,我要歇一会儿。”辉夜连忙摆了摆手,“正常的游戏成就我还是会收集,但是这种纯粹自缚向的挑战还是算了。” „Also ok, you refuel.” Elisebell is saying, installing mechanical games of big pile of games took, placed the Kaguya front, said: „I almost should leave.” “也行,那你就加油吧。”爱茜蓓尔说着,把装了一大堆游戏的游戏机拿了出来,放在了辉夜的面前,说道:“我差不多该离开了。” „?” Kaguya sat subconsciously- she responded at this time, Elisebell is not the Eientei resident, after completing her goal, naturally can leave. “诶？”辉夜下意识的坐了起来-她这个时候才反应过来,爱茜蓓尔不是永远亭的居民,在完成了她的目的之后,自然会离开的。 Kaguya a little does not abandon rubbed own bridge of the nose, then squeezed a smile, said: „Hū...... me to know! I will not detain your! However, if there is a time, remembers that accompanies me to play the game again!” 辉夜有点不舍的揉了揉自己的鼻梁,然后挤出了一个笑容,说道:“呼……我知道了！我不会挽留你的！不过,如果有时间的话,记得再来陪我打游戏！” „Ha, relax.” Elisebell gesticulated a thumb toward Kaguya, said: „Has the words of time, I can disturb!” “哈,放心吧。”爱茜蓓尔朝着辉夜比划了一个大拇指,说道:“有时间的话,我一定会来打扰的！”