Ha? Should some people not understand that what this thing can do? The function of this thing lets your prolific urine! 哈？该不会还有人不理解这玩意能干什么吧？这玩意的作用就是让你多产尿啊！ „Hey, Sensei-chan, your such saying, made me have a bold idea actually.” Elisebell eye one bright, her grinning saying: „You looked, if ties up the bell immortal with the string, making her absolutely not have the means to move! Then, she spreads the advantage niao medicinal preparation again, fills again to the medicament of acceleration blood circulation she you invents, finally once in a while feeds her to drink water time......” “嘿,师匠,你这么一说啊,倒是让我产生了一个大胆的想法。”爱茜蓓尔眼睛一亮,她笑嘻嘻的说道:“你看,如果用绳子把铃仙绑起来,让她完全没办法动弹！然后呢,再她涂上利niao剂,再灌给她你发明的加速血液循环的药剂,最后隔一段时间就喂她喝一次水……” „?” Eye of Sensei-chan one bright, she could not bear put out a hand to pat the shoulder of Elisebell, said: „You have the idea very much, must study to prepare food with me......, studies the manufacture medicament?” “哦？”师匠的眼睛一亮,她忍不住伸出手拍了拍爱茜蓓尔的肩膀,说道:“你很有想法,要不要和我学做菜……啊呸,学制造药剂？” „hai, Sensei-chan, I in this aspect really no ability.” Elisebell helpless beckoning with the hand, said: „Can with you discuss that actually inspiration- I am obstinate and argumentative the King! On the mouth, in fact operates pulpy.” “嗐,师匠,我在这方面真的没什么才能。”爱茜蓓尔无奈的摆了摆手,说道:“不过倒是可以和你讨论讨论灵感-我就是嘴强王者！嘴上叭叭的,实际上操作稀烂。” „Also Ok.” Sensei-chan does not care about these actually, she is fermenting the ability in medicine can be said as Gensokyo one certainly, therefore does not need Elisebell to help her in this aspect. “也可以。”师匠倒是不在意这些,她本身在酿药方面的能力就已经可以说是幻想乡一绝了,所以根本不需要爱茜蓓尔在这方面帮她。 Rather, Elisebell „idea” is she settles on. 倒不如说,爱茜蓓尔的“想法”才是她所看中的。 „Right, Sensei-chan, did you mind that taught my family's Beatrice?” Elisebell blinks to see Sensei-chan, said: „Betty old was lovable! Moreover old was clever! Also has studied the drugs manufacture study, but just crossed the threshold.” “对了,师匠,你介不介意教导一下我家的碧翠丝？”爱茜蓓尔眨巴眨巴眼看着师匠,说道:“贝蒂老可爱了！而且老乖了！也研究过制药学,不过才刚刚入门。” „......” Sensei-chan does not think, said: „If you can coax the princess happily, I promise you.” “唔……”师匠想了想,说道:“如果你能把公主哄开心了,我就答应你。” „Kaguya? She recently how?” Elisebell strange asking. “辉夜？她最近怎么了吗？”爱茜蓓尔奇怪的问道。 „Princess happy static and happy, does not like, only wants to stay at home, but does not want bored......” Eirin Yagokoro a little helpless looks at Elisebell, said: „To let the princess can kill the time at home, I exhaust ability have collected in this world all kinds of books, but......” “公主喜静又喜动,不喜欢出去,只想呆在家里,但是又不想过于无聊……”八意永琳有点无奈的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“为了让公主可以在家里打发时间,我已经竭尽所能的收集这个世界上各式各样的图书了,但是……” „But princess's age was really long, therefore many books did not have the means to satisfy her, right?” Elisebell looks at Eirin Yagokoro, saying with a laugh: „Moreover I guessed, occasionally has the book that she especially likes, she could not have borne with forever and strength of moment, speeds up own time to pass.” “但是公主的年龄实在是太漫长了,所以再多的图书也没办法满足她,对吧？”爱茜蓓尔看着八意永琳,笑呵呵的说道:“而且我猜测,偶尔有她特别喜欢的书,她还会忍不住用永远和须臾的力量,加快自己的时间流逝。” „Right.” Eirin Yagokoro cannot bear sigh, said: „No matter therefore I collect many books, the princess will look finally! Originally a short time ago that crowd of Kappa of mountain of youkai invented simple mechanical games to the princess to kill the time, but played after such a long time, Hime-sama lost the interest.” “没错。”八意永琳忍不住叹了一口气,说道:“所以不管我收集多少书,公主最终都会看完！本来前不久妖怪之山的那群河童发明出了一个简单的游戏机可以给公主打发时间,但是玩了这么长时间之后,公主大人又失去了兴趣。” „Mechanical games, what appearance?” Elisebell curious asking. “游戏机,什么样子的？”爱茜蓓尔好奇的问道。 „My.” Eirin Yagokoro has turned around to enter in the room, when she comes out, in the hand takes a toy of palm of the hand size. “等我一下。”八意永琳转过身进入了房间之中,等她重新出来的时候,手中已经拿着一个巴掌大小的玩具。 „After I had a look at............” Elisebell to receive the mechanical games that in the Eirin Yagokoro mouth said that immediately showed the strange and subtle expression, she looked at Eirin Yagokoro, asked: „Do you manage this to call...... the mechanical games?” “我看看……呃……”爱茜蓓尔接过了八意永琳口中所说的游戏机之后,顿时就露出了古怪而又微妙的表情,她看了一眼八意永琳,问道:“你管这叫……游戏机？” „Right.” Eirin Yagokoro nods. “对啊。”八意永琳点了点头。 „It is not......” a Elisebell face subtle looks that this thing- this toy could also be one of the childhood recollection to Elisebell! It is that type, through pressing left and right button, the circle circle set at stipulation game on hook. “不是……”爱茜蓓尔一脸微妙的看着这玩意-这个玩具对爱茜蓓尔来说也算得上是童年回忆的一种了！它就是那种,通过按左边和右边的按钮,把圈儿圈儿套在规定的挂钩上的游戏。 It seems like calls...... the hydraulic pressure ferrule mechanical games? My goodness, but also is really the mechanical games! 似乎是叫……水压套圈游戏机？好家伙,还真的是游戏机！ „Ok, when I it was the mechanical games is good.” Elisebell threw it to Eirin Yagokoro, asked: „This thing, how long did Kaguya play?” “算了,我就当它是游戏机好了。”爱茜蓓尔把它扔给了八意永琳,问道:“这个东西,辉夜玩了多久？” „Played for probably about two months, the interest starts to be weaken, and played for two months, started...... Eirin Yagokoro to recall chatty”, a little helpless saying: „In brief, if you can make the princess happy, or is accompanies her to play anything to play, making her buoy up, is so no longer dispirited, I taught Beatrice in your mouth.” “玩了大概两个月左右吧,兴趣才开始减弱,而又玩了两个月,才开始腻歪……”八意永琳回忆了一下,有点无奈的说道:“总之,如果你能让公主开心起来,或者是陪她玩什么游戏,让她振作起来,不再这么颓废的话,我就教导你口中的碧翠丝。” „Deal!” Elisebell hit a sound to refer, said: „leave it up to me!” “成交！”爱茜蓓尔打了一个响指,说道:“包在我身上吧！” - -- - -- Going ahead, is the Elisebell creed( when her not fishing (being lazy)). 说做就做,一直是爱茜蓓尔的信条(当她不摸鱼的时候)。 Since complied with Eirin Yagokoro to coax Kaguya, Elisebell starts action immediately- she arrived at the Kaguya room entrance, then left hand fork waist, right hand „” opened the sliding door. 既然答应了八意永琳要哄辉夜,爱茜蓓尔立刻就开始了行动-她屁颠屁颠的来到了辉夜的房间门口,然后左手叉腰,右手“啪”的一声拉开了拉门。 How can I say, shows in front of Elisebell, is one also wants fearful picture compared with the Shinki bedroom- on warming stove table ate half of shaddocks as well as pile of rinds, side is rolling up Kaguya( skirt pulls up to belly above, revealed thigh and fat time), near the head of Kaguya ripped open a less than half shrimp strip, the head slanting above one is only also pulled, therefore the sock of group agglomerate...... 怎么说呢,展现在爱茜蓓尔面前的,是一幅比神绮的卧室还要可怕的画面-暖炉桌上是吃了一半的柚子以及一堆橘子皮,旁边是蜷缩着的辉夜(裙子撩到肚子上方,露出了大腿和胖次),辉夜的脑袋边上是撕开了一小半的虾条,脑袋斜上方还有一只被扯下来所以团成团的袜子…… The other half has not taken off on princess's jio probably. 哦,另一半好像在公主殿下的jio上还没脱下来。 This may be really chaotic enough. 这可真够乱的。 Elisebell rubbed own head, mumbled: „The sloppiness of Hime-sama, is above my imagination.” 爱茜蓓尔揉了揉自己的脑袋,嘟囔道:“公主大人的邋遢,超乎我的想象啊。” After entering the room, Elisebell smelled a very strange flavor immediately- do not misunderstand, here refers to that at sixes and sevens food combination in the together flavor. 走进了房间之后,爱茜蓓尔顿时闻到了一股非常奇怪的味道-别误会,这里指的是那种乱七八糟的食物混杂在一起的味道。 Orange, shaddock, shrimp strip, as well as potato chips, probably dessert as well as drink. 橘子,柚子,还有虾条,以及薯片,好像还有甜点以及饮料。 This is real NEET. 这才是真・死宅啊。 Hime-sama rests unusual is dead, the sound that even if Elisebell opens the door slightly has not awakened her mostly! After Hime-sama just turned the head, fell into the deep sleep. 公主大人睡的非常死,哪怕爱茜蓓尔开门的声音略大都没有惊醒她！公主大人只不过是扭了扭脑袋之后,又重新陷入了沉睡。 „Ahem.” Elisebell arrived at the living room center, then puts out a hand the back guy that gripped to hang , along with „click” one, the lamp on ceiling shone gently rapidly, the dazzling ray made Hime-sama exude a calling out in grief sound, then sloppy raised own skirt to suspend the cover on own head. “哼哼。”爱茜蓓尔走到了客厅中央,然后伸手握住了垂下来的拉线,轻轻地一拉,伴随着“咔嗒”一声,天花板上的灯迅速亮起,耀眼的光芒让公主大人发出了一声悲鸣声,然后邋遢的掀起了自己的裙摆罩在了自己的脑袋上。 My goodness, Elisebell was unable to continue watching. 好家伙,爱茜蓓尔都看不下去了。 „Kaguyahime-same, reveals such stance to be not quite good before the bystander.” Elisebell pulled own corners of the mouth, saying of face heavy line. “辉夜公主大人,在外人面前露出这样的姿态不太好吧。”爱茜蓓尔扯了扯自己的嘴角,一脸黑线的说道。 „......” “……” Kaguya after hearing the Elisebell words, the body shakes fiercely, then abandons something as beyond redemption wrapped up own head with the skirt thoroughly. 辉夜在听到了爱茜蓓尔的话之后,身体猛地一抖,然后破罐子破摔般的彻底用裙子包住了自己的脑袋。 Saw this, a Elisebell palm of the hand pats on own face. 看到这一幕,爱茜蓓尔一巴掌拍在了自己的脸上。 She had seen a piece before, was the female bathhouse had an accident probably, the customer in bathhouse ran up to the avenue hastily, however situation urgent, who also wore the clothes with enough time? Therefore a group of miss is thrown into confusion is covering above and, but always Gu head cannot attend to the tail. 她以前看到过一个段子,大概就是女澡堂出事了,澡堂里的顾客连忙跑到大街上,然而情况紧急之下,谁还来得及穿衣服？于是一大群姑娘手忙脚乱的捂着上面和下面,但是总是顾头顾不了尾。 At this time, a passing by Boss master shouted: „Silly zei, cover the face! Others do not know that your appearance didn't end?” 这时,一个路过的老大爷喊道:“傻zei们,捂住脸啊！别人不知道你长相不就完了？” Probably is such a piece- girls in this time Kaguya and this piece have the wonder of equally good results from different methods! She covered oneself head directly, could not see in any case she is who finished up. 大概就是这么一个段子-此时的辉夜和这段子里的姑娘们有异曲同工之妙！她直接捂住了自己的脑袋,反正看不到她是谁就完事儿了。 But...... 可是…… „It is not, you block from the head to be useful now, here is not on an avenue.” Elisebell cannot bear say, „here is Eientei, is your bedroom, here who besides is Kaguya can also be?” “不是,你现在遮住脑袋有什么用啊,这里又不是大街上。”爱茜蓓尔忍不住说道,“这里是永远亭,是你的卧室,在这里的除了是辉夜还能是谁？” „......” “……” Kaguya does not lose heart rolled up. 辉夜不死心的蜷缩了起来。 Doesn't listen to the tortoise to chant scripture! 不听不听王八念经！ „Good!” “好嘛！” The Elisebell helpless shrugging arm, said: „Since this even, were rare I to bring the brand-new toy to prepare to you.” 爱茜蓓尔无奈的耸了耸肩膀,说道:“既然这样就算了,难得我带来了全新的玩具准备给你。” „Un?” “嗯？” Broken against! Not only broken guarded, but also harmed suddenly/violently to strike to fire really! 破防了！不仅破防了,还真实伤害暴击灼烧了！ „What did you...... say a moment ago?” Kaguya maintains the skirt to suspend to lift upwardly, packages own posture, then stood from the ground- to be honest, this modeling was really beautiful, Elisebell was not cruel enough to look. “你刚才……说什么？”辉夜保持着裙摆向上抬起,包裹住自己的姿势,然后从地上站了起来-说实话,这个造型实在是太美了,爱茜蓓尔都不忍心看了。 The skirt suspends raises upwardly, not only revealed the pure white triangle cloth piece, revealed Hime-sama that smooth abdomen and mischievous navel, but the skirt that packages upwardly suspends is to make the whole seem like...... 裙摆向上掀起,不仅露出了纯白的三角布片,更是露出了公主大人那平滑的腹部和调皮的肚脐眼,而向上包裹起来的裙摆则是让整体看起来…… Likely wooden club. 像个棒槌。 „I said that brand-new game.” Elisebell innocent looks at Kaguya, said: „Just does Hime-sama this appearance, seem like does not want to play Huo?” “我说,全新的游戏。”爱茜蓓尔一脸无辜的看着辉夜,说道:“只不过公主大人这个样子,看起来是不太想玩霍？” „Who said!” Hime-sama was anxious. “谁说的！”公主大人急了。 The next quarter, Hime-sama in Elisebell line of sight started crazy acceleration- she put down the skirt swayed, then started to clean up the room rapidly, the sock is put on by her on the jade foot, the shaddock and rind also had the sack to throw into the garbage bag, then the garbage bag was lives to throw out of the window. 下一刻,爱茜蓓尔视线中的公主大人就开始了疯狂的加速-她放下了裙摆,然后迅速开始收拾起房间,袜子被她重新穿在了玉足上,柚子和橘子皮还有包装袋都被扔进了垃圾袋之中,然后垃圾袋被系住扔到了窗外。 The entire process over 20 seconds, fully did not prove to Elisebell the potential of person is infinite-, even if a native of Penglai. 整个过程不超过二十秒,充分向爱茜蓓尔证明了人的潜力是无限的-哪怕是蓬莱人。 „Ok!” Hime-sama sat near the tea table, a face graceful is pouring tea to Elisebell, said: „You have anything, said.” “好了！”公主大人坐在了茶几边上,一脸优雅的给爱茜蓓尔倒着茶,说道:“你有什么事,说吧。” „When does this tea soak?” Elisebell cannot bear ask- she entire journey was paying attention to the action of Hime-sama a moment ago, when really without discovering her makes tea. “这茶是啥时候泡的？”爱茜蓓尔忍不住问道-她刚才全程关注着公主大人的行动,真没发现她什么时候泡茶的。 „Three days...... are five days ago?” Hime-sama hesitated for several seconds, was rapid the teacup put under the tea table with the teapot, as if nothing happened is then same , to continue saying: „You said a moment ago, has the brand-new game?” “三天……还是五天前？”公主大人迟疑了几秒,然后迅速把茶杯和茶壶都放到了茶几下面,然后仿佛什么都没发生过一样,继续说道:“你刚才说,有全新的游戏？” „Yes.” Elisebell nods. “是的。”爱茜蓓尔点了点头。 In Gensokyo, had presented the basic chess sign class game, but this kind of game, played to be honest was much tired, therefore really must kill the time, but must look at me...... 在幻想乡,已经出现了基本的棋牌类游戏,但是这类游戏吧,说实话玩儿多了就累了,所以真要打发时间,还得看我…… „You look, this tetris!” Elisebell pulled out a tetris of street machine version from individual space, said: „Absolutely ultra interesting!” “你看,这个俄罗斯方块！”爱茜蓓尔从个人空间里掏出来了一个街机版的俄罗斯方块,说道:“绝对超有意思哦！” „What this is, how can play?” The eye of Hime-sama shone. “这个是什么,要怎么玩？”公主大人的眼睛亮了起来。 „Comes, I teach you-” Elisebell turned on the switch, then saying in high spirits: „You look, this is revolving, then controls about, presses down to fall, then a row will fill up will vanish, if accumulated plays to end to the end.” “来来,我教你-”爱茜蓓尔打开了开关,然后兴冲冲的说道:“你看,这个是旋转,然后控制左右,按下落下,然后一排填满就会消掉,如果累积到头就游戏结束了。” The seat of honor difficulty of tetris is not high, Hime-sama looked merely Elisebell operated a understanding was similar, this novel game way, let her high directly. 俄罗斯方块的上手难度并不高,公主大人仅仅看爱茜蓓尔操作了一次就理解的差不多了,这新奇的游戏方式,直接让她high了起来。