I might as well go back to bully the kid. 吗的,我还不如回去欺负小屁孩呢。 Yuuka Kazami mumbled two, but thinks that now the kid definitely sleeps on the bed, she decides to rub meal lunch in Scarlet Devil Mansion to go back again. 风见幽香嘟囔了两句,不过想到现在小屁孩肯定在床上睡大觉,她就决定还是在红魔馆蹭一餐午餐再回去。 ............ ………… ............ ………… At the same time, Elisebell did 98 inches television in a Garden of the Sun small log cabin building, is eating the fried chicken at the same time, drinks to ice Coke, while looks at " digital treasure big adventure: Final evolution fetters ». 同一时刻,爱茜蓓尔在太阳花田的小木屋一楼搞了个98英寸的电视,正在一边吃炸鸡,一边喝冰可乐,一边看《数码宝贝大冒险:最后的进化・羁绊》。 „......” Elisebell is chewing the fried chicken of mouth, before while is recalling , the digital treasure of seeing in the second quarter or is the contents of other anthology, cannot help but spits the mortise: „Hopes that this theater version can favor?” “啊呜啊呜……”爱茜蓓尔一边嘴嚼着嘴里的炸鸡,一边回忆着之前看到的数码宝贝第二季或者是其他剧集的内容,不由得吐槽道:“希望这个剧场版能够看好吧？” The beforehand these, Elisebell suspected that the screenwriter is digital treasure IP has a grudge, therefore mixes does the person- therefore too a courage, is really the one person alone facing all courage? 之前的那些,爱茜蓓尔都怀疑编剧是不是和数码宝贝这个IP有仇,所以混进来搞人的-所以太一的勇气,真的就是孤身面对一切的勇气呗？ - -- - -- After finishing eating lunch, Yuuka Kazami got in oneself home, opens the door to see on the sofa toward Elisebell that she beckons. 在吃完了午饭之后,风见幽香回到了自己家里,打开门就看到正在沙发上朝着她招手的爱茜蓓尔。 „?” “？” Yuuka Kazami puzzled walked- milk also thinks that you are sleeping have not come back to disturb you, finally do you do here? 风见幽香一脸疑惑的走了过去-奶还以为你在睡觉没回来打扰你,结果你在这里干什么？ „Hana-mama, watches the movie!” Elisebell beckons toward Hana-mama, said: „Old was interesting.” “花妈,来看电影呗！”爱茜蓓尔朝着花妈招了招手,说道:“老有意思了。” „Movie? Youkai Mountain that crowd of Kappas had done probably.” Yuuka Kazami sat in the Elisebell side, asked: „What this inside broadcasts is what?” “电影？啊,好像妖怪山的那群河童们曾经搞过。”风见幽香坐在了爱茜蓓尔的身边,问道:“这里面播放的是什么？” „In brief is very sour.” Elisebell replied, „was the love type, I felt that Hana-mama you were not interested.” “总而言之就是非常酸。”爱茜蓓尔回答道,“算是恋爱类型的,我感觉花妈你不感兴趣。” „Truly.” Hana-mama nods, does she indeed to this no interest, „have to the meat sincerely?” “确实。”花妈点了点头,她的确对这种没什么兴趣,“有没有拳拳到肉的？” „Has, not only has, but also a big pile.” Elisebell without hesitation nods- this is the truth! Although the stage moe the authorities now waste, however in the past foreigner, hot blooded was one after another. “有,不仅有,而且一大堆。”爱茜蓓尔毫不犹豫的点了点头-这是实话！虽然现在阶段是废萌当道,但是过去的老番里,热血番可是一堆一堆的。 Lifts a chestnut, most classical hot blooded, Dragonball! Otherwise is describes the first god fist that the boxer grows, in the curtain yyds! Otherwise is JOJO! In addition MEGALO 举个栗子,最经典的热血番,七龙珠！再不然就是描写拳击手成长的第一神拳,幕之内一步yyds！再不然就是JOJO！除此之外还有MEGALO BOX! And the Tianyuan breaks through. BOX！以及天元突破。 Elisebell drew the propaganda charts of these animations, then looks at Hana-mama, inquired: „Hana-mama, which are you in interested?” 爱茜蓓尔把这些动画的宣传图都拉了出来,然后看着花妈,询问道:“花妈,你对哪个感兴趣？” „......” Hana-mama a little has a headache. “……”花妈有点头疼。 I am speak thoughtlessly asked, you are so warm? Moreover I know nothing to these, how you make me elect...... me to elect! 我就是随口一问,你怎么这么热情？而且我对这些一窍不通啊,你让我选……我怎么选啊！ She rubbed the head, said: „You recommend one to me.” 她揉了揉脑袋,说道:“你给我推荐一个。” „Ready!” Elisebell opened Dragonball without hesitation, then full of enthusiasm saying: „Must say hot blooded, that had the Dragonball position surely! Although expansion of following plot makes one complain, but masterpiece is masterpiece!” “妥！”爱茜蓓尔毫不犹豫的打开了七龙珠,然后兴致勃勃的说道:“要说热血番,那必定有七龙珠的位置了！虽然后续剧情的展开让人吐槽不已,但是神作就是神作！” What is main, Dragonball it is long enough! 最主要的是,七龙珠它足够长啊！ dragon bead, dragon bead Z, dragon bead GT, dragon bead ultra! Is counted the theater version again, do other plays struggle with it? 龙珠,龙珠Z,龙珠GT,龙珠超！再算上剧场版,其他的番剧怎么和它争？ Hehehe, if Hana-mama looked fascinated, my training can't reduce slightly is so little? This is the good matter of answering multiple purpose! 嘿嘿嘿,万一花妈看入迷了,那我的训练不就可以稍微减轻那么一点点了？这可是一举多得的好事情！ Crisp! 爽！ ............ ………… ............ ………… Misjudged. 失算了。 The Elisebell whole person is lending a desperate aura. 爱茜蓓尔整个人都散发着一种绝望的气息。 She turned over, moreover turns over is very serious. 她翻车了,而且翻车的很严重。 Because, no one can think, Hana-mama after looking at dragon bead , indicating that the plot of Wukong is too boring! Therefore jumped Dragonball, then looks that Sun Wukong projected on Vegeta from Raditz, again to Freiza, was Homunculus, Cell, as well as following Majin Buu, as well as following dragon bead ultra, after Buroli of theater version,...... 因为,谁也想不到,花妈在看了龙珠之后,表示小悟空的剧情太无聊！于是跳到了七龙珠,然后看着孙悟空一路从拉蒂兹打到贝吉塔,再到弗利沙,然后是人造人,沙鲁,以及后面的魔人普乌,以及后续的龙珠超,还有剧场版的布罗利之后…… „Indeed a little meaning.” Hana-mama satisfied nod, said: „Is this hot blooded that you said? Indeed makes one one's blood bubbles up to the brim!” “的确有点意思。”花妈满意的点了点头,说道:“这就是你说的热血番吗？的确让人热血沸腾！” „Un un!” This time Elisebell had not realized that will soon have anything. “嗯嗯！”此时的爱茜蓓尔还没有意识到即将发生什么。 „Walks.” “走吧。” „?” “啊？” „Accompanies me to go out.” “陪我出去。” „Does?” “干什么？” „Fights.” Yuuka Kazami pressed the suspension, then carried Elisebell to go out of the room, threw in her the open area, later is moving the shoulder, while said: „Looked my hand is itchy, we fight one.” “打架。”风见幽香摁下了暂停,然后拎着爱茜蓓尔走出了房间,把她扔到了空地上,随后一边活动着肩膀,一边说道:“看的我手痒,我们来打一架。” „......” “……” Elisebell was dry. 爱茜蓓尔枯了。 This Hana-mama stayed up late to make up me also to endure, but how you saw after hot blooded looked crisply, do oneself also want to perform on stage? 这花妈熬夜补番我也就忍了,但是你怎么看热血番看爽了之后,自己也要上台表演的？ Good, if performs on stage, Elisebell also accepted, but she has not thought that Hana-mama unexpectedly...... such has „children's enjoyment”. 好吧,如果只是上台表演的话,爱茜蓓尔也就接受了,但是她万万没想到的话,花妈居然……如此的有“童趣”。 „Drinks-” “喝啊-” Drinks along with Hana-mama one tenderly, her body surface presented bunches of green light effect, but her hair also curled upwards calmly automatically. 伴随着花妈的一声娇喝,她的身体表面出现了一簇簇绿色的光效,而她的头发也无风自动的翘了起来。 „Super matches demi-human!” Hana-mama serious looks at Elisebell, then in a Elisebell face „???” In the expression, both hands appeared the calyx shape to place oneself waist, one group of blue magic power compression groups are gradually producing. “超级赛亚人！”花妈一脸严肃的看着爱茜蓓尔,然后在爱茜蓓尔一脸“？？？”的表情中,双手呈花萼状放在了自己的腰间,一团蓝色的魔力压缩团正在逐渐生成。 The next quarter, Hana-mama both hands proceed to deliver, shouted high: „Kamekameha!” 下一刻,花妈双手往前一送,高喝道:“龟派气功波！” Grass! 草！ In the Elisebell whole person wind was disorderly. 爱茜蓓尔整个人都风中凌乱了。 Your this is COS super matches demi-human, but how also played Kamekameha......, do you also prepare to do Spirit Bomb to come out? 您这又是COS超级赛亚人的,还玩了一把龟派气功波……怎么着,您还准备搞个元气弹出来？ When Elisebell complained, she saw Yuuka Kazami to raise oneself both hands, then said loudly: „The flowers of Hwajonri, apportion me your vitalities!” 就在爱茜蓓尔吐槽的时候,她就看到风见幽香举起了自己的双手,然后大声说道:“花田里的花朵们啊,把你们的元气分给我吧！” „?” “？” Elisebell dumbfounded looks in the Yuuka Kazami hand that giant blue magic power ball, could not bear pull own corners of the mouth. 爱茜蓓尔目瞪口呆的看着风见幽香手中那巨大的蓝色魔力球,忍不住扯了扯自己的嘴角。 god damn, did you also really do? 龟龟的,你还真的搞出来了？ Worthily is you! 不愧是你！ „Good, I am very satisfied.” Yuuka Kazami satisfied nod, she felt that she had/left several certain-kill technique, the time of later beating the kid, can play was colored. “好,我很满意。”风见幽香满意的点了点头,她感觉自己又多出了几个必杀技,以后殴打小屁孩的时候,可以玩的更花一些了。 If were heard the Yuuka Kazami aspiration by Elisebell, that must complain absolutely she does not have the conscience- do you like this make your innermost feelings is not painful? 如果被爱茜蓓尔听见了风见幽香的心声,那绝对是要吐槽她没有良心的-你这样做你的内心就不会痛吗？ Yuuka Kazami: Not is only not painful, even also wants to come again one time! 风见幽香:不仅不痛,甚至还想再来一次！ ............ ………… ............ ………… Elisebell was pulled the ankle to draw the room by Yuuka Kazami. 爱茜蓓尔是被风见幽香扯着脚腕拖进房间的。 This is also helpless action, who lets her, because after learning „Euler Euler Euler” the fist, has slightly a little excited, therefore Elisebell Euler to fainting? 这也是无奈之举,谁让她因为学会了“欧拉欧拉欧拉”之拳后,稍微有那么一点兴奋,于是就把爱茜蓓尔欧拉到晕厥了？ Hi, is not cannot rescue, but before Elisebell faints, that plaintive vision was really plaintive, let the Yuuka Kazami rare production the guilty mood. 嗨,也不是不能救起来,但是爱茜蓓尔晕过去之前,那哀怨的目光实在是太哀怨了,让风见幽香少见的产生了内疚的心情。 Yuuka Kazami Yuuka Kazami, you were really excessive! How can you knock down her? If to the small toy......, the kid created the trauma, making her not be willing to play to you again......, again what to do isn't willing to accompany you to train? You forgot renewable resource matter! 风见幽香啊风见幽香,你实在是太过分了！你怎么能把她打晕呢？要是对小玩具……啊呸,小屁孩造成了心理阴影,让她不愿意再给你玩……呸,是不愿意再陪你训练怎么办？难道你忘记了可再生资源这回事吗！ Muddled muddled! 糊涂啊糊涂啊！ After rebukes oneself, Yuuka Kazami decides well to Elisebell, therefore she tore to pieces Elisebell clothes( also to save more than ten sets not to love dearly crudely in any case), then threw into her the bathhouse, washed personally got up......, with washing the fruit was similar. 一阵自责之后,风见幽香决定对爱茜蓓尔好一点,于是她粗暴的撕烂了爱茜蓓尔身上的衣服(反正还存了十几套不心疼),然后把她扔进了澡堂里,亲手洗了起来……嗯,和洗水果差不多。 „Was similar?” “差不多了？” Yuuka Kazami looked at the skin already by oneself rubbed red Elisebell, cannot help but satisfied nods- I rubbed was so earnest, should she very be affected? 风见幽香看了看皮肤都已经被自己搓红了的爱茜蓓尔,不由得满意的点了点头-我都搓的这么认真了,她应该会很感动吧？ Elisebell: Does not dare to move, does not dare to move. 爱茜蓓尔:不敢动,不敢动。 Hana-mama have you worked in the north bathhouse? Your this rubs the back really enough vigor! I felt that I must be rubbed a skin by you even if again tired again trapped/sleepy, these was rubbed by Hana-mama, was still definitely rubbed to awake! 花妈你是不是在北方那边的澡堂子里工作过？你这搓背真的够劲儿！我感觉我都要被你搓下来一层皮了-爱茜蓓尔就算再累再困,被花妈这一顿搓的,也肯定被搓醒了啊！ However, looks like such that said a moment ago, she does not dare to move! 但是,就像是刚才说的那样,她不敢动啊！ Hana-mama: Today does not hit carefully hi, knocked down her, therefore helps her take a bath to compensate her. 花妈:今天不小心打嗨了,把她打晕了,所以帮她洗个澡补偿一下她吧。 Elisebell: Wū wū, Hana-mama can my what suffer me like this? Was vegetable/dish of too my today's training performance? 爱茜蓓尔:呜呜呜,花妈我什么要这样折磨我？难道是我今天的训练表现的太菜了？ - -- - -- After taking a bath, the whole body flood red Elisebell wear is printed with 【Does not want to work】 The spacious white T-shirts of four large characters roll up on the sofa, continue look in brief is very sour. 洗完澡之后,浑身泛红的爱茜蓓尔穿着印有【不想工作】四个大字的宽大白色T恤蜷缩在沙发上,继续看着总之就是非常酸。 It is said the inspiration of this work came from the daily life of author? 据说这部作品的灵感是来自于作者的日常生活的吗？ I'm jealous. 我酸了。 Elisebell potato chips of lemon taste, then drank lemon tea exactly, holds the lemon taste the candy, a face melancholy by chairback. 爱茜蓓尔恰了一口柠檬味的薯片,然后喝了一口柠檬茶,又含着柠檬味的糖果,一脸忧郁的靠在椅背上。 The masters have to surpass six months they are not intimate with Elsa! Does not know they cross is good, cries chirp. 爷已经有超过半年的时间都没有和艾尔莎她们亲热了！不知道她们过的还好不好,哭唧唧。 Elisebell more looks more feels the acid, therefore she switched off this animation, preparing to look to have is not so sour, best is the actor miserably...... 爱茜蓓尔越看越觉得酸,所以她关掉了这一部动画,准备找一下有没有不那么酸的,最好是男主角惨一点的…… Ok, simple index. 算了,干脆索引吧。 Elisebell input own condition- 爱茜蓓尔输入了自己的条件- Although must have the love element, but the sentiment of actor and leading lady cannot be too smooth, feeling that best a little change. 虽然要有恋爱元素,但是男主角和女主角的感情不能太顺利,最好有点跌宕起伏的感觉。 Very good! 很好！ Elisebell was deliberately considering searches should be stomach ache, for example reaches an agreement to think to be anxious you and so on, the picture that but never expected that in the television jumps is...... 爱茜蓓尔寻思着搜索出来的应该是胃痛番,比如说好想急死你之类的,但是没想到电视机里蹦出来的画面是…… Cow...... ox head person? Moreover the actor had not discovered the leading lady by the cow, has been kept in the dark, finally takes over a business, even leading lady after marriage also with ox head person of kaoliangs cow? 牛……牛头人番？而且还是男主角没有发现女主角被牛了,一直被蒙在鼓里,最后接盘,甚至于婚后女主角还在和蜀黍们牛的牛头人番？ My goodness, but also really your horse echoes the request......, the ox head person dies to the master! 好家伙,还真你马附和要求……呸,牛头人给爷死！ A Elisebell face heavy line switched off the index, said: „I, but pure love belt/bring master, most repugnant is the ox head...... under.” 爱茜蓓尔一脸黑线的关掉了索引,说道:“我可是纯爱带师,最讨厌的就是牛头……等下。” A Elisebell face ponder resisted own chin, looking pensive twittering. 爱茜蓓尔一脸沉思的抵住了自己的下巴,若有所思的呢喃着。 „Pure love hopes that the ox head person looks at the pure love, is this stud bull headman?” “纯爱希望牛头人看纯爱,这何尝不是一种牛头人？” „Ox head person only looks at the ox head person, is this pure love?” “牛头人只看牛头人,这又何尝不是一种纯爱？” The masters became aware! 爷悟了！ Also became aware the knowledge of no abusing. 又悟到了毫无乱用的知识。 Elisebell shuts out switched off the television, then puts on Yuuka Kazami to the big slipper that she prepares, ran up to two buildings, got into bed. 爱茜蓓尔嫌弃的关掉了电视机,然后穿着风见幽香给她准备的大拖鞋,啪嗒啪嗒的跑上了二楼,钻进了被窝里。 Then she kicked out by Hana-mama. 然后她就被花妈踢了出去。 „Had not seen that I am sleeping?” Hana-mama raised the head, said: „Oneself get down.” “没看到我在睡觉吗？”花妈抬起头来,说道:“自己下去。” „.” Elisebell is shrivelled mouth-, since previous and Hana-mama sleeps together, she did not make one to eat the peak to have cherry the big meat package of dreams of carefully, she was forbidden to sleep with her by Hana-mama together. “哦。”爱茜蓓尔瘪着嘴-自从上次和花妈一起睡觉的时候,她不小心做了一个吃顶端有樱桃的大肉包的梦,她就被花妈禁止和她一起睡觉了。 Wū wū. 呜呜呜。 Put in great inconvenience to Elisebell anxiously to sneak on outside hammock, then pitiful and pulled out the Coke fried chicken. 委屈巴巴的爱茜蓓尔钻进了外面的吊床上,然后可怜兮兮的又掏出了可乐炸鸡。 Ok, sleeping looked before the flower rootworm was good. 算了,睡觉之前看一下花食虫好了。