He still remembers more than ten years ago that nightmarish fight, that seems like devil same blonde loli, after summoning big rainstorms, ridiculed oneself were a rain is incompetent. 他还记得十几年前的那一次噩梦般的战斗,那个像是魔鬼一样的金发萝莉,召唤出了一大片暴雨之后,就嘲笑自己是个雨无能。 Hateful! 可恶！ The flame bumps into the rain the matter, can that call the rain to be incompetent? That appeals to heaven to subdue|grams! That called unable to put forth powerfully! Can this blame me? 火焰碰到雨的事,那能叫雨无能吗？那叫天克！那叫有力使不出！这能怪我吗？ Because a sound refers to the alchemy graceful yuppie who makes the flame, will I settle on it? Hateful, misjudged, has not thought that unexpectedly will bump into the difficult adversary. 要不是因为一个响指打出火焰的炼金术帅的雅痞,我会看中它？可恶,失算了,没想到居然会碰到克星。 Roy sits in the vehicle, the young girl who face not happy stamping the feet, lets nearby golden hair showed the disgruntled expression. 罗伊坐在车子里,一脸不愉快的跺着脚,让一旁的金发的少女露出了不悦的表情。 „Colonel, can do not send out the noise.” The blonde young girl opened oneself eye, looked to nearby Roy, said. “上校,能不能不要发出噪音。”金发少女睁开了自己的眼睛,看向了一旁的罗伊,说道。 „...... ” Was sending out murderous aura Roy to act, then pulled own corners of the mouth, puts away the leg silently, then both hands covered on oneself knee, seemed the teacher enters the elementary student in classroom to be the same, specially clever. “……哦。”原本正散发着杀气的罗伊动作一顿,然后扯了扯自己的嘴角,默默地把腿放好,然后双手盖在了自己的膝盖上,就仿佛是老师进教室的小学生一样,特别的乖。 „Sad?” Lisa Hawkeye looks own man, asked in a soft voice, „because of this time duty?” “心情不好？”莉莎・霍克艾看着自己身边的男人,轻声问道,“是因为这一次的任务吗？” „Yes, the above person requests me as the representative, invites according to cultivating Var's queen participates one month later review ceremony.” “是的,上头的人要求我作为代表,去邀请依修瓦尔的女王来参加一个月后的阅兵仪式。” „Review ceremony?” Lisa stares, is frowning saying: „Why must select at this time......, to shock Ishvalan?” “阅兵仪式？”莉莎一愣,然后皱着眉头说道:“为什么非要挑这个时候……啊,是为了震慑依修瓦尔人吗？” „Recently after all according to cultivating Var developed unusual is rapid.” Roy sighs, he head by the chairback, muttered: „Therefore that group of people felt the crisis.” “毕竟依修瓦尔最近发展的非常迅速。”罗伊叹了一口气,他把头靠在了椅背上,喃喃道:“所以那群人感觉到了危机吧。” „Therefore, what to do the colonel does prepare?” “所以,上校准备怎么办？” „What to do can also?” Roy helpless covered the face, said: „Only can see that devil.” “还能怎么办？”罗伊无奈的捂住了脸,说道:“只能去见一下那个恶魔了。” ‚Devil?’ Lisa looked at Roy, curious crooked tilting the head. ‘恶魔？’莉莎看了一眼罗伊,好奇的歪了歪头。 Is the devil, who? 恶魔,是谁？ - -- - -- A week later. 一周后。 Centered on Roy the Mustang delegation has arrived according to cultivating Var's capital, is responsible for receiving their people are Rem. 以罗伊・马斯坦为核心的代表团已经来到了依修瓦尔的首都,负责接待他们的人是雷姆。 Rem: Played a finger guessing game to lose, cannot stay side Third Young Lady, I'm so angry! 雷姆:猜拳输了,不能呆在三小姐身边,我好气啊！ „Welcome the arrival.” On the face of Rem has the business smile of symbol, said in a soft voice: „Walks the procedure/program, is direct?” “欢迎各位的到来。”雷姆的脸上带着标志的营业性微笑,轻声说道:“请问是走程序呢,还是直接来？” „What do you mean?” Roy knitting the brows head. “什么意思？”罗伊皱了皱眉头。 „Walks the procedure/program according to the procedure/program of normal visit, is led everyone to depend on to cultivate/repair Var's capital by me to travel, then in has an audience with three...... queen Sir.” Rem looks at Roy that leads, smiles was saying: „If comes directly, I led you to see Her Majesty the Queen directly.” “走程序就是按照正常访问的程序来,由我带领各位在依修瓦尔的首都游历一番,然后在去觐见三……女王大人。”雷姆看着带队的罗伊,微笑着说道:“如果是直接来呢,我就直接带你们去见女王陛下了。” Naturally, Rem this time innermost feelings are- elects to come quickly directly, elects to be direct quickly! Rem must go back to look for Third Young Lady to annoy! 当然,雷姆此时的内心是-快选直接来,快选直接来！雷姆要回去找三小姐惹！ „Un......” Roy pondered the moment, said: „According to procedure/program! These days I also want to take a look according to cultivating Var develop how.” “嗯……”罗伊沉思了片刻,说道:“按照程序吧！我也想看看依修瓦尔这段时间发展的怎么样了。” Inquiry military situation! 打探军情！ In the brain of Roy flashed through one skewer of glittering large characters, in this moment, he feels the burden/shoulder pole on own shoulder, was heavier. 罗伊的脑内闪过了一串金光闪闪的大字,在这一刻,他感觉自己肩膀上的担子,重了一些。 ( In fact is because the Rem killing intent made him feel body heavy several points) (实际上是因为雷姆的杀意让他觉得身体沉重了几分而已) „Since everyone decided that that comes with Rem.” The Rem tone immediately changes slit, making her Roy a little unable to feel the feeling of mind. “既然各位决定了,那就跟雷姆来吧。”雷姆的语气顿时变的冷淡了起来,让她身边的罗伊有点摸不着头脑的感觉。 Was this? Suddenly is why unhappy? 这是怎么了？为什么突然就不开心了？ The female will of the people are really troublesome. 啧,女人心真麻烦。 Roy secretly. 罗伊暗自啧了一下。 „Colonel.” Nearby Lisa collected, said low voice: „What should not be you will make to be unfair to others' matter, makes others be angry?” “上校。”一旁的莉莎凑了过来,小声说道:“该不会是你做了什么对不起别人的事情,才让别人生气的吧？” „Ha?” “哈？” „For example withstand/top the both legs of opposite party or is being the chest looks.” Lisa was saying time, the right hand does not pull out own spear/gun voluntarily, and aimed at the kidney kidney of Roy the muzzle, „colonel should not be such person.” “比如说顶着对方的双腿或者是胸看。”莉莎说着的时候,右手已经不自觉的掏出了自己的枪,并且把枪口对准了罗伊的肾腰子,“上校应该不是这样的人吧。” „It is not, absolutely is not!” Roy is sweating profusely answered, „in my psychology, other women was the floating clouds!” “不是,绝对不是！”罗伊满头大汗的解释道,“在我的心理,其他的女人都是浮云！” Only then my Lisa is most lovable! 只有我的小莉莎才是最可爱的！ „That is good.” Lisa satisfied took back own weapon, then following of face smile in Roy behind. “那就好。”莉莎满意的收回了自己的武器,然后一脸笑容的跟在了罗伊的身后。 - -- - -- These „procedure/program” continued to have most of the day time time, when Roy went to the royal palace to have an audience with( only selected the fishing (being lazy) skill) queen, during the time had arrived at the dinner . 这一次的“程序”持续了有大半天的时间,当罗伊前往王宫觐见(只点了摸鱼技能的)女王的时候,时间已经来到了晚饭期间。 „Sits, flame boy.” Elisebell sits on the throne, looks to see teasing that an own face not comfortable Colonel Roy, cannot help but a face smiles badly, „, in the past that rain incompetent soldier, now unexpectedly was the colonel? Moreover was the messenger to come for the central that group of fellows.” “坐吧,火焰小子。”爱茜蓓尔坐在王座上,看着见到自己一脸不自在的罗伊上校,不由得一脸坏笑的调侃道,“啧啧,当年那个雨无能的士兵,现在居然都是上校了吗？而且还替中央那群家伙当信使来了。” „......” “……” Roy wants to refute Elisebell, telling he himself is not the rain is incompetent! Moreover I seem like you am bigger, is not the flame boy. 罗伊非常想反驳爱茜蓓尔,告诉他自己不是雨无能！而且我看起来比你大,才不是火焰小子。 However...... 但是…… Roy is very clear, he in the more than ten years ago battlefields sees this devil, she is this appearance, but passed for more than ten years, opposite party's appearance not tiny bit change. 罗伊很清楚,他在十几年前的战场上看到这个恶魔的时候,她就是这一副模样,而过去了十几年,对方的外貌没有一丝一毫的变化。 This unusual situation makes Roy not dare to question that the age of opposite party- ghost knew your many years! Perhaps is a hateful devil Ms. loli also perhaps! 这种异常的情况让罗伊根本不敢质疑对方的年龄-鬼知道你多少岁了！说不定是一个可恶的魔鬼萝莉老太婆也说不定！ ( After Fullmetal Boy heard the Roy words, immediately gives the thumbs-up, said: „I also thought so!”) (钢仔听到了罗伊的话之后,顿时竖起了大拇指,说道:“俺也这么觉得！”) „Said that this that side person wanted you to have what words to come.” Elisebell by the chairback, smiling looks at Roy, said: „, You to be the maid to here? Ha!” “说吧,这次那边的人要你带什么话来了。”爱茜蓓尔靠在椅背上,一脸笑意的看着罗伊,说道:“难道说,是要你到我这里来当女仆？哈哈哈哈哈！” „Pū-” “噗-” Nearby Lisa seemed like the taking advantage of opportunity brain to make up Roy to put on the appearance that the maid installed, cannot help but the rapid twisting open head, covered own mouth with the hand. 一旁的莉莎似乎顺势脑补了一下罗伊穿女仆装的样子,不由得迅速的扭开头,用手捂住了自己的嘴巴。 However her laughter was heard by Roy. 但是她的笑声还是被罗伊听到了。 „# # # #” “####” Roy on raised own right hand that a face grinned fiendishly at that time, has the thumb and index finger post of merely white gloves in the same place, aimed at Elisebell. 罗伊当时就一脸狞笑的举起了自己的右手,带着白手套的大拇指和食指仅仅的贴在一起,对准了爱茜蓓尔。 „Your this loli bba!” Saying that Roy clenches jaws: „City I thought how you must rain!” “你这个萝莉bba！”罗伊咬牙切齿的说道:“市内我看你要怎么降雨！” „Flame boy, you prepare the counterattack?” Elisebell by the table, drank an ice rough, said: „But, did you also underestimate me?” “火焰小子,你这是准备逆袭了？”爱茜蓓尔靠在桌子上,喝了一口冰阔落,说道:“但是,你也太小看我了吧？” The Elisebell right hand hit a sound to refer , the Roy top of the head presented one group of dark clouds immediately, then the dense and numerous rainstorms covered in the Roy side. 爱茜蓓尔右手打了一个响指,罗伊的头顶顿时出现了一团乌云,然后密密麻麻的暴雨就笼罩在了罗伊的身边。 Un, only then his side. 嗯,只有他的身边。 „What kind of, is very happy?” “怎么样,是不是很开心？” Elisebell took back the right hand, however is backing-up own cheeks, said: „Manufactures for you specially.” 爱茜蓓尔收回了右手,然后撑着自己的脸颊,说道:“专门为你制作的。” „......” “……” Was drenched Roy of drenched chicken, hit a sound to refer to with the final stubbornness, however the moistened glove was unable to continue to rub the spark, therefore...... 被淋成了落汤鸡的罗伊,用最后的倔强打了一个响指,然而已经被打湿的手套已经无法继续摩擦出火花了,所以…… Hit a loneliness. 打了一个寂寞。 „Hahahaha-” “哈哈哈哈-” After Elisebell hears the sound refers, immediately made not mincing matter the sound of ridicule, immediately lets on the Roy forehead # the number changes was more crowded. 爱茜蓓尔听到响指之后,顿时发出了毫不掩饰的嘲笑的声音,顿时让罗伊额头上的#号变的更密集了。 „Your this hateful devil loli BBA!” Roy got hold of own fist, said: „Waiting, me will certainly be inventing in the flame that raining can also light!” “你这个可恶的恶魔萝莉BBA！”罗伊握紧了自己的拳头,说道:“等着,我一定会发明出在下雨的时候也可以点燃的火焰的！” „Pū-” “噗-” Elisebell covered own mouth. 爱茜蓓尔捂住了自己的嘴巴。 „# # # #” “####” „Ok, Colonel, you sit.” Lisa endured the happy expression to pat seat, said: „You cannot fight Her Majesty the Queen.” “好了,上校,你还是坐下来吧。”莉莎忍着笑意拍了拍身边的座位,说道:“你是斗不过女王陛下的。” „Hateful!” Roy sat panting in indignation- at this time, is covering his rain rapid retreat, clean that the dark cloud of top of the head also vanishes. “可恶！”罗伊气呼呼的坐了下来-就在这个时候,笼罩着他的雨迅速的退去,头顶的乌云也消失的一干二净。 „?” “？” Suddenly, doubts that the Roy expression changes, his subconscious putting out a hand touches own clothes, then in same place. 突然,罗伊的表情变的疑惑了起来,他下意识的伸手摸了摸自己的衣服,然后愣在了原地。 „What's wrong, Colonel?” Lisa looks at Roy, strange asking. “怎么了,上校？”莉莎看着罗伊,奇怪的问道。 „You touch me.” “你摸一下我。” „-” “咔嚓-” The muzzle aimed at him. 枪口对准了他。 „It is not, my clothes!” The Roy sound is very serious. “不是,我的衣服！”罗伊的声音很严肃。 „......” Lisa laid down the spear/gun, then puts out a hand to touch the Roy clothes, said: „What's wrong? Is dry/does......?” “……”莉莎放下了枪,然后伸手摸了摸罗伊的衣服,说道:“怎么了？是干的……嗯？” Lisa also discovered not the right place. 莉莎也发现了不对劲的地方。 Didn't Roy drench several minutes of rain? Moreover the rain that the flame that can have his alchemy is put out, how can...... 罗伊不是淋了好几分钟的雨吗？而且是能够把他炼金术产生的火焰熄灭的雨,怎么会…… Is the body so dry?? 身上这么干燥？？ „How is this...... achieves?” Roy unbelievable looks at Elisebell, at this time, he looked at oneself under foot subconsciously, discovered that the ground is also dry, looked like is...... “这是……怎么做到的？”罗伊难以置信的看着爱茜蓓尔,这个时候,他下意识的看了看自己的脚下,发现地面也是干燥的,就像是刚才的一切都是…… Illusion? 幻觉？ „isn't the illusion? If the illusion, you should not be able to release the alchemy to be right.” Elisebell is supporting own chin, saying with a laugh: „Do not think, you cannot learn.” “刚才的可不是幻觉哦？如果是幻觉的话,你不应该释放不出来炼金术才对。”爱茜蓓尔撑着自己的下巴,笑呵呵的说道:“别想了,你学不会的。” After all this is the Elisebell talent ability- she absorbs the water that was formed by magic power! Because is own magic power, therefore the distance far point can also achieve. 毕竟这是爱茜蓓尔的天赋能力-她只是把由魔力形成的水重新吸收了而已！因为是自己的魔力,所以距离远一点也可以做到。 That is all four. 仅此而已四。 „Sits sits, but today's dinner my family maid does specially.” Elisebell lowers the head with a smile, said: „What words had to finish eating the food to say again, Ok?” “坐吧坐吧,今天的晚饭可是我家女仆特意做出来的。”爱茜蓓尔笑着低下头,说道:“有什么话吃完饭再说,可以吧？” „...... ” Roy shouted exhales, then lowered the head to have the dinner. “……可以的。”罗伊呼出了一口气,然后低头吃起了晚餐。 Hateful, I also want to draw a city, finally was instead suppressed by her again. 可恶,我还想扳回一城,结果反而是再一次被她镇压了。 ............ ………… ............ ………… After finishing eating the dinner, Roy again serious gave nearby Ram the invitation in hand, then said: „Immediately was the Amestris review ceremony, upper-level hope your country of our country can arrange the person to visit.” 吃完了晚饭之后,罗伊再一次一本正经的把手里的邀请函递给了一旁的拉姆,然后说道:“马上就是亚美斯多利斯的阅兵仪式了,我国的上层希望贵国能安排人士来参观。” „Has the population request?” Elisebell asked that „for example ten people or were 20 people.” “有人数要求吗？”爱茜蓓尔问道,“比如说十人或者是二十人。” „...... 30 people...... below?” Roy thinks, gave an approximate digit. “呃……三十人……以下？”罗伊想了想,给出了一个大概的数字。 „30 people were too many, disturbed.” Elisebell beckons with the hand, said: „Was similar on ten people about.” “三十人太多了,太打扰了。”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手,说道:“就十个人左右差不多了。” The Elisebell in addition Loli-Lover four people of groups are five people, took five according to cultivating Var native again is similar. 爱茜蓓尔外加炼铜术士四人组就是五个人,再带上五个依修瓦尔本地人就差不多了。 „That ten people.” Roy said in a low voice- he only wants to handle this duty now a bit faster, he can run away from this hateful devil loli BBA. “那就十个人吧。”罗伊低声说道-他现在只希望快点搞定这个任务,他就可以从这个可恶的恶魔萝莉BBA面前逃走了。