Then was mad Edward bit the finger. 然后就被气到了的爱德华咬了手指。 „Such big person, how even/including can child's name shout wrong?” A Trisha face strange is spreading the finger with the ice towel to Hohenheim. “这么大一个人了,怎么连孩子的名字都能喊错？”特丽莎一脸奇怪的用冰毛巾给霍恩海姆敷着手指。 „That, I am only, the received impact is oversized.” Hohenheim is pulling own corners of the mouth. “那个,我只是,收到的冲击过大而已。”霍恩海姆扯着自己的嘴角。 After Elisebell first gives him to perform bare-handed exploded the metal, performed the summon thunder and lightning, by body thunder and other technologies, performed suddenly the ability of body of not dying( is actually element), finally told to existence of Hohenheim Other World. 爱茜蓓尔先给他表演了一个徒手爆金属之后,又上演了召唤雷电,以身化雷等技术,又表演了一下不死之身的能力(其实就是元素化),最后更是告诉给霍恩海姆异世界的存在。 A series of news look like the bombs to blast open equally in the Hohenheim heart, but finally the Other World news, and news of Elisebell Other World person, seems two star demolition bombs equally is the same Hohenheim three view blasting open the moral integrity of Idler as if, creakies. 一连串的消息就像是一颗又一颗的炸弹一样在霍恩海姆的心头上炸裂开来,而最后异世界的消息,以及爱茜蓓尔异世界人的消息,更仿佛是两颗星球毁灭弹一样把霍恩海姆的三观炸裂的仿佛闲者的节操一样,摇摇欲坠。 „This world was too crazy.” Hohenheim straight looks at out of the window, saying that the look moves fast: „I thought my past experience already enough fantasy......” “这个世界太疯狂了。”霍恩海姆直直的看着窗外,神色飘忽的说道:“我原本以为我当年的经历已经足够奇幻了……” Referring to as he of slave, because own blood is the relations that the birth of The Little One Inside the Flask originates, by the opposite party wealthy half of Philosopher's Stone, thus obtained the body of not dying. 指的是原本身为奴隶的他,因为自己的血液是瓶中小人的诞生来源的关系,被对方富裕了一半的贤者之石,从而获得了不死之身。 „But, I know today, originally this world also some so many strange things?” Hohenheim voiced the silly smile. “但是,今天我才知道,原来这个世界还有这么多奇怪的事情吗？”霍恩海姆发出了傻傻的笑容。 „......” “……” Trisha a little worry poked the waist of Elisebell with the finger, said low voice: „LIttle El (love), you my husband brings, is carefully does not bump into his head?” 特丽莎有点担心的用手指戳了戳爱茜蓓尔的腰,小声说道:“小爱,你们把我老公带回来的时候,是不是不小心碰到他的脑袋了？” Why otherwise can change is so silly? 不然为什么会变的这么傻乎乎的？ „, The elder sister, you must believe us!” Elisebell coughed, said: „We kidnap...... bah...... the turning person......! We transport are specialized, is not possible to bump into the head!” “咳咳,姐,你要相信我们！”爱茜蓓尔干咳了一下,说道:“我们绑架……啊呸……拐人……啊呸！我们运输是专业的,是不可能碰到头的！” After all, the entire journey from the sky transports . Moreover the surroundings also launched the magic shield, if this can bump into the head, can only explain that Hohenheim is ramming void. 毕竟,全程是在空中运输,而且周围还展开了魔法盾,如果这都能够碰到脑袋的话,只能说明霍恩海姆在虚空撞头。 „How was my husband silly?” “那我老公怎么傻了？” „Emmm, but three views broke to pieces, the issue was not big.” The Elisebell comfort said, „rested for two days to be good! Ok, the elder sister, you bring Ed and Al, dawdles Capuccino, I and your husband chatted the following matter.” “emmm,只是三观碎掉了而已,问题不大。”爱茜蓓尔安慰道,“休息两天就好了！好了,姐,你带着爱德和阿尔,去遛一下卡布奇诺吧,我和你老公谈谈接下来的事情。” „Oh......” Trisha selected the head, her chest front is tying up Al, carries Edward, in the hand is pulling the Capuccino dog rope, walked swaggering. “噢……”特丽莎点了点脑袋,她胸前绑着阿尔,身后背着爱德华,手里牵着卡布奇诺的狗绳,大摇大摆的走了出去。 ............ ………… ............ ………… „Was my wife's body...... so when fierce?” The head of Hohenheim emitted three big question marks, he looks at the Trisha back that departs, said: „I remember her body...... is not specially good?” “我老婆的身子……什么时候这么厉害了？”霍恩海姆的脑袋冒出了三个大大的问号,他看着离去的特丽莎的背影,说道:“我记得她的身体……不是特别好的吧？” „Hi, we are the Other World people, moreover magician, therefore recuperates the body with the demon medicine to her, no too major problem.” Elisebell beckons with the hand, said: „Moreover, you know why I and Elsa do not hope you do continue to use Philosopher's Stone in within the body on burying the bomb?” “嗨,我们可是异世界人,而且还是魔法师,所以用魔药给她调理一下身体,没什么太大的问题。”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手,说道:“另外,你知道为什么我和艾尔莎不希望你继续把体内的贤者之石用在埋炸弹上吗？” „Why?” “为什么？” „Because...... we strengthen was too far.” Elisebell coughed slightly obviously awkwardly, said: „, Your wife...... she had not possibly realized, but in fact she, if shaking the fist whole-heartedly, can break through the sonic barrier probably.” “因为……我们强化的有点过头了。”爱茜蓓尔稍显尴尬的咳嗽了一下,说道:“就,你老婆……可能她自己没有意识到,但实际上她如果全力以赴的挥拳的话,大概也是能突破音障的。” „?” Is drinking tea calm mind Hohenheim after hearing these words, takes the hand of teacup to shiver slightly, he opens the mouth difficultly, asked: „Therefore , you mean......” “？”正在喝茶来镇定心神的霍恩海姆在听到了这句话之后,拿着茶杯的手微微颤抖,他艰难的张开口,问道:“所以说,你的意思是……” „Un, probably is that meaning that you understand.” Elisebell nods, said: „I worried that after you Philosopher's Stone used up, Trisha lets slip your second.” “嗯,大概是你理解的那个意思。”爱茜蓓尔点了点头,说道:“我担心你把贤者之石用完了之后,特丽莎一个失手把你秒了。” „I also really must thank you!” Hohenheim was about to cry, my gentle person, the body tender strength weak wife gave back to me! This fist can make the sonic boom, can the wife who my upper part makes into the powder...... “那我还真的是要谢谢你啊！”霍恩海姆都快哭了,把我那个温柔可人,体娇力弱的老婆还给我啊！这个一拳能打出音爆,能把我上半身打成粉末的老婆…… Although I am also loving her, but I am really good to fear- 虽然我还爱着她,但是我真的好怕啊啊啊啊- Did the Hohenheim brain make up such scene even? 霍恩海姆甚至于都脑补出了这样的场景好吗？ ............ ………… Some day night, a Hohenheim face tender feeling grasped Trisha, said in a low voice: „Wife, we do not have for a long time......” 某天夜里,霍恩海姆一脸温情的抱住了特丽莎,低声说道:“老婆,我们已经好久都没有……” A Trisha face charming hammered Hohenheim chest with the fist, said: „Husband you are really repugnant.” 特丽莎一脸娇羞的用拳头锤了一下霍恩海姆的胸口一下,说道:“老公你真讨厌。” Hohenheim, died. 霍恩海姆,卒。 Consumes Philosopher's Stone. 消耗一份贤者之石。 Hohenheim, resurrecting. 霍恩海姆,复活。 ............ ………… Grass! A plant! 草！一种植物！ day! A star! 日！一种恒星！ Hohenheim whole person or good? 霍恩海姆整个人都要不好了好吗？ „, Do not show such expression, I acknowledged that the excessiveness of Trisha training is our mistake, therefore we want...... un......” Elisebell to think, said: „Wants...... the post-sale service?” “咳咳,你也别露出这样的表情,我承认把特丽莎培养的过头是我们的失误,所以我们愿意……嗯……”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“愿意……售后服务？” „...... Do you want to do?” Hohenheim swallowed saliva anxiously, the feeling of his instinct very not wonderful feeling. “……你们想干什么？”霍恩海姆紧张的咽了一口口水,他本能的感觉到了非常不妙的感觉。 „hai, leaving is so anxious!” Elisebell patted the shoulder of Hohenheim, said: „I and Elsa prepare to work from the child, educate the Ed and Al combat capability, then also strengthens you instantaneously, what kind of?” “嗐,别这么紧张！”爱茜蓓尔拍了拍霍恩海姆的肩膀,说道:“我和艾尔莎准备从小孩抓起,教育一下爱德和阿尔的战斗能力,然后瞬间也强化一下你,怎么样？” „......” Hohenheim wants to reject, but he thinks the fist of own wife that breakthrough speed of sound, cannot help but selected with tears selected own head. “……”霍恩海姆本来是想拒绝的,可是他一想到自己老婆那突破音速的拳头,不由得含着眼泪点了点自己的头。 Does not nod good, if fought with the fists by the wife charming small fist remnantly, actor's father who in oneself history most tragedy? 不点头不行啊,万一被老婆娇羞的小拳拳打残了,那自己岂不是史上最悲剧的男主角之父了？ - -- - -- When Trisha walking with dog ended, brings three kids are coming back, the Hohenheim three views had basically restored, he is sitting near the small table, gnaws the hot sixty year cycle that Elisebell is pulling out, while very happy is drinking iced Coke, said: „Yeah, before I was for fear that the time was not enough, now I am the worry time pass was too slow.” 当特丽莎遛狗结束,带着三个娃回来的时候,霍恩海姆的三观已经基本上恢复了,他正坐在小桌边上,一边啃着爱茜蓓尔掏出来的麻辣花甲,一边美滋滋的喝着冰镇的可乐,说道:“哎,以前我是唯恐时间不够,现在我是担心时间过的太慢了。” Before Hohenheim was worried the time that „Father” plan completed flew too, causing him not to have enough time to plant the bomb, now present...... 以前霍恩海姆是担心“父亲大人”计划完成的时间太快,导致他没有足够的时间埋下炸弹,现在现在…… The Little One Inside the Flask, you conduct your plan oh yeah a bit faster! I have seen the appearance of that failure impatiently! Ahem! 瓶中小人,你快点进行你的计划口牙！我已经迫不及待的看到你那失败的样子了！哼唧！ Hohenheim made the proud sound. 霍恩海姆发出了自豪的声音。 „Right.” Trisha that Elisebell looks, said: „Trisha, I prepare to start to teach you tomorrow the simple Self-defense skill, are you willing to study?” “对了。”爱茜蓓尔看着回来的特丽莎,说道:“特丽莎,我准备明天开始教你一点简单的防身术,你愿意学一下吗？” „? Self-defense skill?” “诶？防身术？” „Right, idles in any case is also idling, right?” Elisebell carried out Heavenly Dynasty several big god opinions, convinced Trisha instantaneously. “对啊,反正闲着也是闲着,对吧？”爱茜蓓尔搬出了天朝几大神言论,瞬间说服了特丽莎。 Came, to buy buys, played plays, on got up, touched touches, idled is also idling...... 来都来了、买都买了、玩都玩了、上都上了、摸都摸了、闲着也是闲着…… hai, understood understands. 嗐,懂的都懂。 „Reasonable.” Trisha nods, said. “有道理哦。”特丽莎点了点头,说道。 „Moreover the Self-defense skill not only can exercise, but can also enable you to grasp the strength of body, as well as maintains the stature.” Elisebell flings king Zha immediately, „you look at Elsa's stature, is studies the Self-defense skill to be long!” “而且防身术不仅仅可以锻炼身体哦,还可以让你掌握身体的力量,以及保持身材。”爱茜蓓尔立刻甩出了一个王炸,“你看艾尔莎的身材,就是学防身术长出来的哦！” „!!!” “！！！” The next quarter, in both eyes of Trisha ignited the beary (blazing) roaring flame. 下一刻,特丽莎的双目之中燃起了熊熊烈焰。 Elsa's stature? I came! 艾尔莎的身材？我来了！ ‚Third Young Lady, you lay.’ Elsa pulled the corners of the mouth. ‘三小姐,你又说谎了。’艾尔莎扯了扯嘴角。 But is the simple wrestle skill, is been so excessive, but can also affect the stature that you blow? If really useful, Ram was also insufficient secretly the downcast. 只不过是简单的格斗技巧而已,被你吹的这么过分,还能影响身材？如果真的有用,拉姆也不至于暗自神伤了。 If Elisebell knows Elsa's complaining, will certainly refute: „I have not deceived people, what I said maintains the stature, rather than change stature?” 如果爱茜蓓尔知道了艾尔莎的吐槽,一定会反驳道:“我可没有骗人,我说的是保持身材,而不是变化身材哦？” ............ ………… ............ ………… Next morning. 第二天早晨。 Elisebell very happy wakes up from own house-, right, in own house! 爱茜蓓尔美滋滋的从自己的房子里醒来-嗯,对的,自己的房子里！ Yesterday evening, Hohenheim in confirming Elisebell drew support after his family/home, at that time expression with a laugh: „Just is the cricket house, my big alchemist minute/share of minute makes to you!” 昨天晚上,霍恩海姆在确认了爱茜蓓尔是借助在他家里之后,当时就笑呵呵的表示:“只不过是蛐蛐房子而已,我大炼金术师分分钟给你造出来的啦！” Then he in being away from a oneself 20 meters position, both hands pat the ground, had/left a luxurious house in three-bedroom two health/guard kitchens to Elisebell early- tells the truth, escaped the wood big and easy-to-use. 然后他就在距离自家二十米的位置上,双手一拍地面,给爱茜蓓尔早出了一间三室两厅两卫一厨的豪华房子-有一说一,比木遁大和好用多了。 „The Hohenheim thoughts were too easy.” Elisebell has not sat to set out, but puts aside toward side, is backing on Elsa, shrank her arms, spits the mortise: „Isn't is afraid us to affect their couple nightlife?” “霍恩海姆的心思太容易懂了。”爱茜蓓尔没有坐起身来,而是朝着旁边移开,背靠着艾尔莎,缩进了她的怀里,吐槽道:“不就是害怕我们影响他们的夫妻夜生活吗？” „After all couple long-separated two years, yes?” Elsa with a laugh following the hair of Elisebell, said: „Not like us.” “毕竟人家夫妻阔别两年,是吧？”艾尔莎笑呵呵的顺着爱茜蓓尔的头发,说道:“又不像我们。” Therefore magician really convenient, only needs to arrange one security magic in the entrance, then in indoor one sound-insulated magic, incessantly how can be casual to play. 所以说魔法师是真的方便,只需要在门口布置一个警戒魔法阵,然后在室内不止一个隔音魔法阵,就可以随便怎么玩儿了。 Old was relaxed. 老轻松了。 „Ahem, departure that therefore I am with good intention!” Elisebell snort/hum, then sat to set out, said: „Good, the morning acting like a spoiled brat time ended! Got up to handle the matter!” “哼哼,所以我才善解人意的离开了嘛！”爱茜蓓尔哼了一声,然后坐起身来,说道:“好,早上的撒娇时间结束！起来办事儿了！” „Third Young Lady, you did not fear that side doesn't have?” Elsa's body as if snake same entangled on the body of Elisebell, grinning saying, „after all two years later, feared was not busy at arriving late at night.” “三小姐,你就不怕那边没起来吗？”艾尔莎的身子仿佛蛇一样缠在了爱茜蓓尔的身上,笑嘻嘻的说道,“毕竟时隔两年,怕不是忙到后半夜了。” „Even this, you still underestimated the Trisha physical ability resiliency.” Elisebell put out a hand to hold in the arms Elsa's waist, selected the eyebrow saying: „Present Hohenheim, even if tosses about, even the waist flashed, can Trisha still refreshed get out of bed next day?” “就算是这样,你也太小看特丽莎的体能恢复力了。”爱茜蓓尔伸手搂住了艾尔莎的腰,挑着眉毛说道:“现在的霍恩海姆就算往死里折腾,甚至于腰都闪了,特丽莎第二天也能精神满满的起床好吧？” „Third Young Lady, I felt that you are driving, the wheel ground from my face.” Elsa pulled the corners of the mouth, said. “三小姐,我感觉你在开车,车轱辘都从我脸碾过去了。”艾尔莎扯了扯嘴角,说道。 „hai, your family is Third Young Lady the person of driving?” Elisebell jumped from the bed, then the one-piece dress cover on own body, both hands fork waist, said: „Hurry up, I am hungry, must exactly the thing!” “嗐,你家三小姐是开车的人吗？”爱茜蓓尔从床上跳了下去,然后把连衣裙罩在了自己的身上,双手叉腰,说道:“快点,我饿饿,要恰东西！” „leave it up to me!” Elisebell act cute, Elsa hit the chicken blood, her turns over/stands up from the bed jumps down, then in the air swivel four -and-a-half weeks of clothes put on all, drag the small waist to move toward the kitchen, „morning eats the minced meat and gravy-filled steamed dumplings and rice noodle, Ok?” “包在我身上吧！”爱茜蓓尔一卖萌,艾尔莎就打了鸡血,她一个翻身从床上跳了下来,然后空中转体四周半把衣服尽数套上,摇曳着小蛮腰走向厨房,“早上吃汤包和米粉,可以吧？” „I feel it is okay.” Elisebell nods, then looked at Hohenheim, said: „Does, Trisha brought Hohenheim also two kid dogs to dine.” “我觉得可以。”爱茜蓓尔点了点头,然后看了一眼霍恩海姆家,说道:“多做一点,特丽莎带着霍恩海姆还有两娃一狗来蹭饭了。” Elsa: „???” 艾尔莎:“？？？”