Coordinate zither music singing sound that resounds suddenly, singing is really same, moreover some sound points are sharp, sounds somewhat does strangely. Tang Xiaoyu and Shi Qing look following the sound, when sees the acoustic source, the eyeball stared in a big way. 那忽然响起的配合琴音的歌声,唱得实在是一般般,而且声音有些尖尖的,听起来有些搞怪。唐小语和施晴循声看去,当看到声源的时候,不由眼珠子瞪大了。 The sound from far to near, along with the sound of wing pā pā, two parrots fell by the electric piano, Little Li continued to play, two parrots then continued to sing: „Moonlight being in love, sprinkled the lake surface, the bonfires of two people, illuminate the entire evening, many years later, such as cloud -like walks randomly, the footsteps of that transformation, let our difficult holding hands......” 声音由远及近,伴随着翅膀啪啪之声,两只鹦鹉落在了电子琴旁边,小狸继续弹奏,两只鹦鹉便继续唱着:“月光把爱恋,洒满了湖面,两个人的篝火,照亮整个夜晚,多少年以后,如云般游走,那变换的脚步,让我们难牵手……” The audience between live broadcasts, opened the mouth, the eyeball stared quickly, they understand finally the sound why so unusual, from the beginning also thinks that some people did intentionally like this strangely, originally was the voice of parrot. 直播间的观众们,一个个张大了嘴巴,眼珠子都快瞪出来,他们终于明白为何声音如此奇特,一开始还以为是有人故意这样搞怪呢,原来是鹦鹉的声音。 „I depend, I have not misread.” “我靠,我没看错吧。” „Parrot will sing unexpectedly.” “鹦鹉居然会唱歌。” „Hangs to explode the day simply.” “简直吊炸天。” „My outlook on life was overthrown again.” “我的人生观再次被推翻了。” All audience are in the middle of extreme shock, is excited the sound to be rapid, after all the parrot sang this matter, might be called the miracle simply, has never had matter. Although, they sang same, but can listen to a song, that already fucking awesome. 所有观众都处于极度的震撼当中,一个个激动得声音急促,毕竟鹦鹉唱歌这种事情,简直堪称奇迹,从未有过的事情。虽然,它们唱得一般般,不过能听出一首歌,那就已经碉堡了。 Tang Xiaoyu and Shi Qing are somewhat funny, these two funny guys, learned singing unexpectedly. In the middle of all pets, must say that who most likes displaying, that without doubt was these two parrots, they can chat one with you all day. 唐小语和施晴则是有些好笑,这两个活宝,居然还学会了唱歌。在所有宠物当中,要说谁最爱表现,那无疑就是这两只鹦鹉了,它们能跟你唠嗑一整天。 Finished, the audience have gotten back one's composure for a very long time. Then, hits to enjoy suddenly starts to rise suddenly, „Mu Lili” hits to enjoy 50,000 gefilte fish unexpectedly continuously, altogether hit to enjoy 300,000, others hit to enjoy also much. 一曲完毕,观众们久久才回过神。接着,打赏突然开始暴涨,其中“沐乄璃”竟然连续打赏五万鱼丸,总共打赏了三十万,其他人打赏也不少。 „Can hear the parrot to sing. Really is most honored, enjoys!” “能够听到鹦鹉唱歌。真是三生有幸啊,赏！” „Luckily came. Otherwise missed may rude awakening, hit to enjoy 100,000 gefilte fish meaning meanings.” “幸亏进来了。要不然错过了可就后悔莫及了,打赏十万鱼丸意思意思。” „Young I am quite poor. Hits to enjoy 1000 gefilte fish meaning.” “小的我比较穷。打赏一千鱼丸意思一下。” „Why do you light/only hit to enjoy the gefilte fish?” The parrot stared at the screen to look at the moment, not being glad said/tunnel. “为什么你们光打赏鱼丸？”鹦鹉盯着屏幕看了片刻,不乐意地道。 „What do you want?” The audience were happy, is typing the character in abundance fast. “那你们想要什么？”观众们乐了,纷纷快速地敲着字。 „Naturally is the melon seed, gefilte fish anything, only then the cat will like eating, we are not the cats, we are the parrots.” The parrot called out. “当然是瓜子,鱼丸什么的,只有猫才会喜欢吃,我们不是猫,我们是鹦鹉。”鹦鹉叫道。 „Does not have melon seed item.” Audience doesn't know what to say. “没有瓜子这个道具啊。”观众们哭笑不得。 „Does not have the melon seed also to say.” The parrot called out. “没有瓜子还讲个屁啊。”鹦鹉叫道。 „Pay attention to the Civilized Language.” The Su Ya reminder said, two parrots recently eat Jade Fang Fish daily, in addition Crystal Contemplation is auxiliary. Is really getting more and more intelligent, the learning capability is also getting stronger and stronger, sometimes the stranger spoke a few words, they then can remember. However, they like the child, lack the resolution to the language, not clear civilization and uncivilized difference. Therefore, Su Jing hears them to speak each time civilized, will not remind. “注意文明用语。”苏雅提醒道,两只鹦鹉近段时间天天吃玉牙鱼,加上水晶冥想辅助。真是越来越聪明,学习能力也越来越强,有些时候陌生人说一句话,它们便能记下来。但是,它们就像小孩,对语言还是缺乏分辨能力,不清楚文明与不文明的区别。所以,苏璟每次听到它们说话不文明,都会提醒一下。 „Ohh.” The parrot complied with one. Then investigates the correct path, „does not have the melon seed, but also spoke a yarn.” “哦哦。”鹦鹉应了一声。然后纠正道,“没有瓜子,还讲个毛线啊。” „Civilized-Language.” Su Ya doesn't know what to say, said every single word or phrase. “文—明—用—语。”苏雅哭笑不得,一字一句说道。 „Does not have the melon seed. Also has anything to be good to say.” This, the parrot was says finally right. “没有瓜子。还有什么好讲的。”这回,鹦鹉总算是讲对了。 „Haha, these two parrots really provoke laughter.” “哈哈,这两只鹦鹉真逗趣。” „Just that sound of pleasant to hear. Was not Xiaoyu said that did side have a beautiful woman?” “刚刚那好听的声音。不是小语说的,旁边还有位美女？” „How doesn't beautiful woman beam with joy?” “美女怎么不露个脸？” „Do not change the topic. Two parrots very have the temperament probably, first solved their melon seed to say again. Otherwise they possibly flew away.” “别岔开话题啊。两只鹦鹉好像挺有脾气的,先解决了它们的瓜子再说。不然它们可能就飞走了。” „Parrot you are good, are you look like this good, the gefilte fish can change money, making Xiaoyu change money, buys the melon seed for you again.” “鹦鹉你们好,你们看这样行不行,鱼丸可以换钱,让小语换了钱,再给你们买瓜子。” „Right, delivering the gefilte fish, shark fin and rocket are also the same.” “对对,送鱼丸、鱼翅、火箭也是一样的。” Two parrots now intelligent to recognizing dozens numbers and simple designs, as well as some simple writing, but on the screen is so long a paragraph of writing, has gone beyond their reading scopes, Tang Xiaoyu explains to two parrots: „These things virtual, even the melon seed is still unedible, the gefilte fish can change money, then changes into the genuine melon seed, making you two eat all the way.” 两只鹦鹉如今聪明到认得几十个数字、简单图案,以及一些很简单的文字,但屏幕上那么长一段文字,已经超出它们的阅读范围,唐小语向两只鹦鹉解释道:“这些东西是虚拟的,就算是瓜子也不能吃,鱼丸可以换钱,然后再换成真正的瓜子,让你们两个吃个够。” „This also almost.” “这还差不多。” „Gefilte fish gefilte fish, enjoys the gefilte fish quickly.” “鱼丸鱼丸,快赏鱼丸。” „Enjoys a gefilte fish, we spoke a crosstalk.” “赏一个鱼丸,我们就讲一个相声。” „Fool, a gefilte fish are too few, a gefilte fish spoke a crosstalk, talked about dead you unable to say.” Tang Xiaoyu haha said with a smile, has not gone to correct the unit, the shark live broadcast gefilte fish unit was actually to subdue|grams. “笨蛋,一个鱼丸太少,一个鱼丸讲一个相声,讲到死你们都讲不完。”唐小语哈哈笑道,没有去纠正单位,鲨鱼直播鱼丸单位其实是克。 „Spoke incorrectly, 100 million gefilte fish spoke a crosstalk.” The parrot hurries to change a statement, however they understanding of digit, but also is very limited, basically can only from the fractional amount to more than ten 20, then not be upward clear, 100 million also hear to write down occasionally, but only knows, actually many does not know. “说错了,一亿个鱼丸讲一个相声。”鹦鹉赶紧改口,然而它们对数字的理解,还很是有限,基本只能从零数到十几二十,往上便不清楚了,一亿也是偶尔听到记下来的,但只知道很多,不知道究竟多少。 „Hahaha......” the audience were amused. “哈哈哈……”观众们都被逗乐了。 „They talked nonsense leave alone, in brief hit to enjoy the gefilte fish much, they will engage in the crosstalk.” Tang Xiaoyu said with a smile. “别管它们胡扯啊,总之多多打赏鱼丸,它们会说相声。”唐小语笑道。 „Enjoys 20,000 gefilte fish, spoke the crosstalk quickly.” “赏两万鱼丸,快讲相声。” „Enjoys 10,000 gefilte fish, spoke the crosstalk quickly.” “赏一万鱼丸,快讲相声。” „Enjoys 50,000 gefilte fish, spoke the crosstalk quickly.” “赏五万鱼丸,快讲相声。” „Hello, introduces oneself, I am a parrot.” A parrot stretches out a wing, bows to call out. “大家好,自我介绍一下,我是一只鹦鹉。”一只鹦鹉伸出一只翅膀,鞠了个躬叫道。 „I am also a parrot, what below we must say is a real event.” Another parrot called out. “我也是一只鹦鹉,下面我们要讲的是一个真实事件。”另一只鹦鹉叫道。 „Everyone possibly does not know, our parrot looks at human, seems human to look at the parrot, is very difficult to identify the appearance, feels each only similar. Therefore, the master teaches us the characteristics to remember, for example somebody chest big, somebody leg length, somebody short hair and somebody ponytail......” “大家可能不知道,我们鹦鹉看人类,就好像人类看鹦鹉,很难辨认样貌,觉得每只都差不多。于是,主人教我们特征记忆,比如某人胸大、某人腿长、某人短发、某人马尾……” „We are very intelligent, study quickly. Some day, we take a walk in the sand beach, suddenly sees a not far away beautiful woman to walk, therefore we called out ‚master to look quickly, had the bikini beautiful woman to walk’, the master listened to one happily, then looked at one. Finally he was angry, patted our head, said that did not call the bikini, you were quite stupid.” “我们很聪明,学得很快。某日,我们在沙滩散步,忽然看见不远处一个美女走来,于是我们叫道‘主人快看,有个三点式美女走过来了’,主人听了一乐,回头看了一眼。结果他生气了,拍了我们脑袋一下,说那不叫三点式,你们好笨。” „We quite put in great inconvenience.” “我们好委屈。” „We wondered, wears the eyeglasses, wears the mask, how wasn't the bikini?” “我们就纳闷了,戴着眼镜,戴着口罩,怎么就不是三点式了？” Tang Xiaoyu and Su Ya gawked to respond, haha smiled, the audience between live broadcasts, smiles one piece. The audience indicated with the action oneself mood, hits to enjoy becomes a big piece continually. The population between live broadcasts, rises suddenly again, many people call people friends readily, is just like sees what extremely rare thing, always cannot bear ask the friend to come. Moreover, the animal performs anything, does not show off like the beautiful woman, does not need to cover up completely, asking the parents the elder to come to look good. Thereupon, audience quick from 5000 rises to 10,000, the attention reaches as high as more than 7000. 唐小语和苏雅愣了一下才反应过来,哈哈笑了起来,直播间的观众,也是笑成一片。观众们用行动表明了自己的心情,打赏连成一大片。直播间的人数,也是再次暴涨,许多人都是呼朋唤友,就好比看到什么极其稀罕的事物,总是忍不住叫朋友进来。而且,动物表演什么的,不像美女卖弄,完全不用遮掩,叫父母长辈进来看都行。于是乎,观众人数很快从五千涨到一万,关注高达七千多。 This caused many anchors of shark live broadcast to pay attention and be jealous, group chatted. 这引起了鲨鱼直播的不少主播注意和眼红,一个群里聊了起来。 „Among that Xiaoyu live broadcasts, how the audience rises such quickly, will not be will sell the meat to sell overdone, this year more and more people will not know the lower limit.” “那个小语直播间,观众怎么涨得这么快,不会是卖肉卖过火了吧,这年头越来越多人不知道下限。” „You are sour, others have not sold the meat completely, I just went to look, is the pet is performing.” “你就酸吧,人家完全没卖肉,我刚进去看了,是宠物在表演。” „Any pet performance, can such popular, I have a look, to study two moves unexpectedly.” “什么宠物表演,居然能这么火爆,我去看看,学两招。” Thereupon, among the Xiaoyu live broadcasts were also many watched the fun, coming in that naturally watched the fun basically did not give up. 于是乎,小语直播间也多了很多看热闹的,当然看热闹的进来也基本舍不得走了。 Dresses up in the fresh-faced lovable boudoir, wears cuts out the 17-18 female student of very much sexy school uniform, after turning on the computer, then prepares to open the live broadcast, but she remembers suddenly, with school schoolmate Tang Xiaoyu, disdains to oneself very much, will say soon popular. She disdain smiles, thought smelly girl who acting cute will not act like a spoiled brat, is much longer can be hot. 一间装扮得粉嫩可爱的闺房内,一个身穿裁剪得很性感的校服的十七八女生,打开电脑之后,便准备开直播,不过她忽然想起,同校同学唐小语,对自己很是不屑,说用不了多久就会比自己火爆。她不屑地笑了笑,心想一个不会卖萌撒娇的臭丫头,长得好看也能火。 The female student point enters among the Xiaoyu live broadcasts, swept an online population, thinks that definitely is 300 high and low, possibly rose, overestimates some possible 500-600, after all 1-2 day, but after seeing the population, she stared in a big way the eye: „More than 10,000, how possibly?”( To be continued.) 女生点进小语直播间,扫了一眼在线人数,原以为肯定还是三百上下,可能涨了一些,高估一些可能五六百,毕竟才一两天,可是看到人数之后,她瞪大了眼睛:“一万多,怎么可能？”(未完待续。)