GGS :: Volume #3

#289: The parrot earns living

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( 4000 character big chapters) (四千字大章) Over the following several days, Su Jing crosses relatively leisurely and carefree, he invited some specialized people, repairs to consolidate a next building, builds close, is more perfect, especially added a bulletproof glass safety mask specially, surrounded to the seal eight trigrams stone, this can many defense line, many security. 接下来的几天,苏璟过得相对悠闲,他请了一些专业的人,来重新装修巩固了一下一楼,打造得更加封闭,也更为完善,尤其特意加了一个防弹玻璃防护罩,将八卦石给密封包围了起来,这样就可以多一道防线,多一份安全。 Besides doing these, Su Jing is cultivates the body and spiritual force, raises the pet, all sorts of plants, he received three Gu Yue calls, said that introduced Murong Xian'er knew to him, has Murong Xian'er such beautiful woman to keep thinking, Su Jing at heart somewhat small vanity feeling, but guessed correctly probably she consults the zither skill goal, therefore does not have on invitation. After all, if not depend on zither magic, perhaps own zither skill cannot compare Murong Xian'er, but zither magic cannot teach. If teaches her, must reveal the secret. 除了搞这些之外,苏璟就是修炼身体和精神力,养养宠物,种种植物,他先后接到三个古月的电话,说介绍慕容仙儿给他认识,有慕容仙儿这样的美女惦记着,苏璟心里还是有些小小的虚荣感的,不过大概猜到她请教琴艺的目的,所以没有应邀。毕竟,如果不靠琴魔法,自己的琴艺恐怕根本比不上慕容仙儿,而琴魔法又是不能教的。如果去教她,恐怕得露馅。 For these days, Su Jing besides giving the pets energetic hypnosis, making them enter Crystal Contemplation, but also coordinated to feed some Jade Fang Fish, Jade Fang Fish has magical beast meat no nutrition, went beyond compared with magical beast meat, effect extremely obvious, the pets intelligence and body are progressing by leaps and bounds, a day a type. 这几天,苏璟除了给宠物们精神催眠,让它们进入水晶冥想之外,还配合着喂了一些玉牙鱼,玉牙鱼有着魔兽肉没有的营养,比魔兽肉有过之而无不及,效果极其的明显,宠物们智力、身体都在突飞猛进,一天一个样。 This day, in situation that in Su Jing does not know the circumstances of the matter, two parrots ate to the full to be all right, flew in the sand beach. Usually, even if they fly to come to here, will not descend, quick will fly home, today they actually descend, stops, in a shop entrance is standing erect in signboard. 这日,在苏璟不知情的情况下,两只鹦鹉吃饱没事,飞到了沙滩上。平时,它们哪怕飞来这边,也不会降落,很快又会飞回家,今日它们却降落了,停在了一家店门口的竖立着的招牌上。 „Boss comes two jin (0.5 kg) melon seed.” “老板来两斤瓜子。” „Must the biggest melon seed.” “要最大颗的瓜子。” Two parrots are calling, stirs up in the shop the customer and boss, smiled. The nearby basically is the seafood restaurant, BBQ restaurant, the swimming appliance shop wait/etc., rarely has to sell the melon seed, only has this newly-opened shop to have, these two parrots, were attracted by the melon seed. 两只鹦鹉叫着,惹得店里顾客和老板,都不由笑了起来。附近基本都是海鲜店、烧烤店、游泳器具店等等,很少有卖瓜子的,唯有这家新开的店有,这两只鹦鹉,想必就是被瓜子吸引来的。 „Boss, these two parrots are your family/home raises, is longer much attractively, the speech is quite fluent.” “老板,这两只鹦鹉是你家养的吗,长得好漂亮,说话好流利。” „This should be the yellow neck Amazon parrot, heard that this parrot most will speak.” “这应该是黄颈亚马逊鹦鹉吧,听说这种鹦鹉最会说话了。” „Hehe. It is not I domestic, should be the parrot that Su Family Village A'Jing raises.” The shop boss is neighbor the villagers, looked on the general idea guessed correctly these two parrot origins, are saying with a smile. “呵呵。不是我家养的,应该是苏家村的阿璟养的鹦鹉吧。”店老板就是附近村民,一看就大概猜到这两只鹦鹉来历,不由笑着道。 Saying. Took a packet melon seed, hung in the signboard, the nearby villagers regarding Su Jing, are holding a feeling grateful mentality, after all since Su Jing has developed the tourism with Wang Zhuo. Various business were good to do, the nearby villagers employment rate and level of living soared, fish nursery of Su Jing investment, incurred many neighbor villagers, made many people have the high income. 说着。拿了一小包瓜子,挂在了招牌上,附近村民对于苏璟,很多都是抱着一种感恩的心态,毕竟自从苏璟跟王卓开发旅游业以来。各种生意都好做了,附近村民就业率和生活水平直线上升,苏璟投资的养鱼场,也招了不少附近村民,也让不少人有了高收入。 Moreover, the project that Su Jing carries out, the sea gull umbrella, Swallow Slip and Red Fox Wine have very big advantage to the nearby business, animals that therefore raises regarding Su Jing, the nearby villagers feel grateful and like. Usually saw that eats to the point, generally is glad very much. 另外,苏璟搞的项目,海鸥伞、燕子签、红狐酒也对附近生意有很大好处,所以对于苏璟所养的动物们,附近村民是又感恩又喜爱。平时见到给点吃的,一般都很乐意。 Two parrots are but actually impolite. This then ate the melon seed, their cracking with the teeth melon seed speed might be called first-class, simply was much quicker than the person, the beak entered the bag, held in the mouth a melon seed, bit gently, the tongue licked, the melon seed meat then entered the mouth, the melon husked , then spat. They are almost one. one second, 2-3 then small bag of melon seeds. Eating a cleanness, making the tourists look dull. 两只鹦鹉倒也不客气。这便吃起了瓜子,它们嗑瓜子速度堪称一流,简直比人还快得多,喙伸入袋子,叼起一颗瓜子,轻轻一咬,舌头一舔,瓜子肉便进了嘴,瓜子壳则吐了出来。它们几乎是一秒钟一颗,2-3便将一小袋瓜子。给吃了个干净,让游客们都看呆了。 „Has not eaten enough.” “没有吃够。” „Also wants the melon seed.” “还要瓜子。” Two parrots had not given full expression, said. 两只鹦鹉意犹未尽,叫了起来。 Shop boss doesn't know what to say, the tourists were look to smile. Has big man saying: „Called me a Sir, I delivered you one bag of melon seeds.” 店老板哭笑不得,游客们则是看得笑了起来。有个大汉说道:“叫我一声大爷,我就送你一袋瓜子。” „Your Sir.” “你大爷的。” „Your Sir.” “你大爷的。” Two parrots are unambiguous, immediately said. That big man complexion was black immediately, other tourists are glad to laugh, was thinking two parrots may be really interesting. Nearby some tourists see the sound, encircled one after another. Separated in stores of three villages inspiring Great Seafood Restaurant, Su Zhenhong, Zhao Mengxiang and Liu Shu hear the sound, walks to look, doesn't know what to say. It is no doubt that definitely was the pet that A'Jing raised comes out to take a stroll. Only then A'Jing domestic, will be intelligent excessively, will cause such big sound. 两只鹦鹉一点也不含糊,顿时叫了起来。那个大汉脸色顿时黑了,其他游客们则是乐得大笑起来,心想着两只鹦鹉可真有意思。附近一些游客看到动静,陆续围了过来。隔了三家店的振宏海鲜店内,苏振宏、赵梦香、刘姝听到动静,走出来一看,不由哭笑不得。不用说,肯定又是阿璟养的宠物出来溜达了。只有阿璟家养的,才会聪明得过分,才会引起这么大的动静。 „Everyone is peaceful, listening to us to tell the story.” “大家安静,听我们讲故事。” „Peaceful peaceful, this is a touching and encouraging story.” “安静安静,这是一个感人而励志的故事。” Two parrots called, lets tourists who encircle, reveals the color of being interested, thinks these two parrots, not only the speech is fluent, will also tell the story? 两只鹦鹉叫了起来,让围过来的游客们,都是露出感兴趣之色,心想这两只鹦鹉难道真的不但说话流利,还会讲故事？ And a parrot said: „Male, felt oneself are too fat, fat-reducing center , the sales clerk asked that the mister must lose weight, he said is how the price calculates, the sales clerk said our 500, there are 1000, 1500, which price the mister do you want? He said that like this was good, first tries 500, after making a payment, the sales clerk then gave him a key, asking him to go from No. 1 gate. He takes the key to open No. 1 door, in seeing is very spacious, on the bed is lying down a beautiful woman, what put on is the bikini, saw that he then said prettily ‚you pursue me, if you pursue me, I let you hehehe’.” 其中一只鹦鹉说道:“有一个男的,觉得自己太胖,就去减肥中心,到了之后,前台小姐问先生是要减肥吗,他说是的价钱怎么算,前台小姐说我们有五百的,有一千,还有一千五的,先生你要哪种价格的？他说这样好了,先试试五百的,交了钱之后,前台小姐便给了他一把钥匙,叫他从一号门进去。他拿着钥匙打开一号门,见里面很宽敞,床上躺着一个美女,穿的是三点式,见到他便娇滴滴地说‘你追我,如果你追到我,我就让你嘿嘿嘿’。” Speaking of this, all around tourist complexion was somewhat strange, thought that determined this is a touching and encouraging story, their attention, was attracted, another parrot asked: „What yes.” 说到这,四周游客脸色有些古怪了,心想确定这是一个感人而励志的故事吗,不过他们的注意力,还是被吸引住了,另一只鹦鹉问道:“什么是嘿嘿嘿啊。” „Hehehe yes, is the adults, you understood.” “嘿嘿嘿就是嘿嘿嘿嘛,都是成年人,你们懂得。” „Good, then.” “好吧,然后呢。” „Then that male eye shines, oh the original fat-reducing center is this appearance, this also has the artistic value, the beautiful woman makes me pursue, I with pursuing sends out my heat, pursued also Ok, 500 very values. Therefore he starts to pursue, goes all out to pursue has pursued, pursued with great difficulty finally, smoothly hehehe. Going home later full head is the perspiration, in one platform scale, oh was really short of two kilograms, this fat-reducing center is effective. After several days he also reported, wants to lose weight again, must continue. The sales clerk sees him, the mister is you,...... he broke saying that 500 I have tried, this time I wanted 1000, handed over 1000, took the key, opened No. 2 door, opened the door looked, inside was also very spacious, inside beautiful woman, the bikini did not have, whole body ‚fruit’ body, sat in that broadly and level, cancelled colluding ‚you to pursue me to him, if pursued me, I let you hehehe’. He has understood the rule, then pursued, pursued finally, this time running must quite quick, finally also the success, went home saying that was short of five kilograms, the result was getting better and better. Registers for the third time, the sales clerk recognizes him, the mister was you...... he breaks to say. The young lady did not need to introduce, I understood the rule, I calculated the expert, this time I wanted 1500. Therefore. Paid 1500, takes the key, opened No. 3 door, goes in later hurries to lock a door, rapid stripping naked clothes. Then looks. A chimpanzee sits on the chair, the female chimpanzee, to him was saying that ‚I pursue you, if I pursue you, my you hehehe’.” “然后那个男的眼睛发亮,哎哟原来减肥中心是这个样子的,这个还蛮有艺术价值的,美女让我追,我就用追的来散发我的热量,追到了还可以嘿嘿嘿,五百块挺值的。于是他就开始追,拼命追一直追,好不容易终于追到了,也顺利地嘿嘿嘿了。回家之后满头是汗,一上磅秤,哎哟真的少了两公斤,这个减肥中心蛮有效的。过了几天他又去报道,想再减肥一下,要持续嘛。前台小姐见到他,先生又是你,请问……他打断说,五百的我试过了,这次我要一千的,交了一千块,拿了钥匙,开了二号门,开门一看,里面也很是宽敞,里面一美女,三点式都没了,全身‘果’体,坦荡荡地坐在那,冲他勾了勾手‘你追我,要是追到我,我就让你嘿嘿嘿’。他已经深谙规则,便追了上去,也终于追到了,这次的跑得比较快一点,最后也成功嘿嘿嘿,回家一称,少了五公斤,成绩越来越好。第三次又去报到,前台小姐认得他,先生又是你……他打断说。小姐不用介绍了,我懂规则,我算内行了,这次我要一千五的。于是。付了一千五,拿着钥匙,开了三号门,进去之后赶紧锁上门,迅速脱光衣服。回头一看。一只黑猩猩坐在椅子上,母的黑猩猩,对着他说‘我追你,如果我追到你,我就把你嘿嘿嘿’。” The parrot voice also declines, all around male tourist has laughed, some female tourists also laugh loudly, some are ridicules this parrot really not to know the sense of honor, is actually who to teach such bad parrot. Naturally, some listened. This is Fei Yu-ching has spoken the salacious story, listens in the parrot mouth, has taste. Understands some parrots the tourists, then shocks at heart secretly, this parrot was also too fierce, unexpectedly can deliver such big segment words clearly fluently. In fact, trading to do is before, even if these two parrots eat magical beast meat also to exchange with Su Jing through the long life sign , can only speak some pieces off and on, cannot speak such long one one time. This is Crystal Contemplation and Jade Fang Fish further effect. 鹦鹉话音还没落,四周男性游客已经哈哈大笑起来,有的女性游客也捧腹大笑,有的则是笑骂这鹦鹉真是不知廉耻,究竟是谁教出这么坏的鹦鹉。当然,也有的听出来了。这是费玉清讲过的荤段子,不过在鹦鹉口中重新听一遍,别有一番滋味。一些懂得些鹦鹉的游客,则是心里暗暗震惊,这鹦鹉也太厉害了吧,居然能够清晰流利地讲这么一大段话。事实上,换做是以前,哪怕这两只鹦鹉吃过魔兽肉还通过万寿牌跟苏璟交流过,也只能断断续续讲一些段子,不能一次性讲这么长一段。这是水晶冥想和玉牙鱼的进一步效果。 „Spoke one again.” “再讲一个。” „Right, spoke one again.” “对对,再讲一个。” The tourists create a disturbance, has not heard enough, these criticize the parrot not to know the female tourist of sense of honor. Shy, while actually does not hate to leave, but also wants to watch the fun. 游客们纷纷起哄,还没听够呢,那些暗骂鹦鹉不知廉耻的女性游客。一边害羞,一边却舍不得离开,还想看看热闹呢。 „To listen to the story, first buys the melon seed.” “想听故事,先买瓜子。” „We must eat the big melon seed.” “我们要吃大颗的瓜子。” The tourists were in abundance happy, these two parrots unexpectedly such fine, but melon seed value several money. Several are very natural, bought one bag, before long, in the advertisements of two parrot under feet, has hung all over the melon seed. 游客们纷纷乐了,这两只鹦鹉居然这么精,不过瓜子值不了几个钱。有几个很是大方,纷纷买了一袋,不一会儿,两只鹦鹉脚下的招牌上,已经挂满了瓜子。 „These two Guangxi clever people.” Zhao Mengxiang doesn't know what to say. “这两只桂鬼灵精。”赵梦香哭笑不得。 „Looks, be not grasped.” Su Zhenhong said with a smile, actually two parrot here lecture of stories, and had no not the good effect, was good to the tourism, only worry was grasped. After all, such two parrots, but value not poor. “看着点,别被人抓了去。”苏振宏笑道,其实两只鹦鹉这里讲故事,并没有什么不好的影响,对旅游业还有好处呢,唯一担心的就是被人抓了走。毕竟,这样两只鹦鹉,可价值不菲啊。 Two parrots ate the period of time melon seed, urged by tourist impatient, stopped eating finally, started saying that just spoke many parrots to call out: „I just spoke one, was one's turn you to say.” 两只鹦鹉吃了一阵子瓜子,在游客不耐烦的催促下,才终于停下了吃,又开始讲了起来,刚刚说话较多的鹦鹉叫道:“我刚刚讲了一个,轮到你讲了。” Another parrot is unambiguous, immediately said: „Male, the urgency of urination on the train, this train is very crowded, he only then the position, on the road was filled with the person, he will proceed to push will push in the future, will unable to push, but, he has to push toward side, pushes the window. Lags behind the zipper, the body becomes a C character curved, scattered in out of the window heartily. Finally, arrives at the minor stop quickly time, stands a stationmaster by track, was sprinkled a face. The stationmaster is angry very much, but the train is too quick, can only or in sees clearly, then immediately clashes in the electric light diligently goes to telephone to next major stop report ‚a moment ago the passenger, really does not have the politeness very much, I am hitting the lamp, he spurts my face saliva unexpectedly, does not know why salty, you investigate quickly, this passenger makes me be really angry very much, must grasp to warn to me’. The stationmaster who below that stands said that ‚should not be angry, this passenger I will certainly find the way to grasp, please tell me his appearance characteristics’. The minor stop stationmaster said that ‚makes me think to look, the speed too looked quickly is not quite clear, only saw that this person had the full beard of whole face, the mouth was holding in the mouth a cigar’.” 另一只鹦鹉也不含糊,当即讲了起来:“有一个男的,在火车上尿急,这一班火车特别拥挤,他只有个站位,路道上挤满了人,他往前挤往后挤,都挤不出去,无奈之下,他只好往旁边挤,挤到了窗口。拉下拉链,身体弯成一个c字,在窗外尽情地撒了起来。结果,快到小站的时候,站在轨道旁边的一个站长,被洒了一脸。站长很生气,但火车实在太快,只能在电光或之中努力看清楚一点,然后马上冲进去打电话给下一个大站汇报‘刚才有一个旅客,实在很没礼貌,我在打灯,他居然喷我一脸口水,也不知道为什么咸咸的,你赶快调查一下,这个旅客让我实在很生气,一定要给我抓出来警告一番’。下面那一站的站长说‘你别生气,这个旅客我一定会想办法抓出来,请你告诉我他的长相特征’。小站站长说‘让我想想看,速度太快看不太清楚,只看到这个人留了满脸的大胡子,嘴巴叼着一根雪茄’。” Finishes speaking, the audience has smiled to spurt, before smiling , after bending down supine, the female student also shames bashful smiling, criticizing these two parrots was too bad. Therefore, there is to buy the melon seed, gave two parrots, two parrots thought probably almost enough, each only raised several bags of melon seeds, made an effort to throw the wing, no matter also detaining of tourist, flew toward the family/home. However, just spoke the two fragments of story, was recorded the video, sent online went, rapid popular. 话音刚落,全场已经笑喷了,笑得前俯后仰,女生也是羞羞的笑,暗骂这两只鹦鹉太坏了。于是,又有买了瓜子,送给了两只鹦鹉,两只鹦鹉大概觉得差不多够了,每只提起几袋的瓜子,使劲扑着翅膀,也不管游客的挽留,往家里飞了回去。不过,刚刚讲故事的两个片段,被人录了视频,发到了网上去,迅速火爆了起来。 „Hahaha” in a Zhongyun High School high school second year class of classroom, Tang Xiaoyu had just looked at the video, the belly smiled to hurt quickly. Although these two parrots have changed compared with before, greatly was only more attractive, but she recognizes, this definitely was Su Jing that two, in the world cannot discover the speech so to be such fluent again also the bad parrot. “哈哈哈”中云一中高二一班教室内,唐小语刚刚看过视频,肚子都快笑疼了。虽然这两只鹦鹉比以前有所变化,更大只更漂亮了,但是她认得,这肯定是苏璟家那两只,天底下再也找不出说话这么流利还这么坏的鹦鹉了。 „Elder brothers teach anything.” After Su Ya has looked, cannot bear smile and unable to bear bashfully. “哥哥都教些什么呢。”苏雅看过之后,又忍不住笑又忍不住害臊。 „Haha was too funny.” The Ambush of the Divine Dog dramatic team, after Qin Xulan, Guo Biting, Jin Shijia and Liu Qian and the others has looked at the video, smiles the tears quick class/flow to come out, as Guo Biting of female student wants to maintain acts with constraint, but really cannot bear. As the Divine Dog sequel, the same producer same director , the star turn has not traded, such dramatic team has the tacit understanding, patting to be easier. Moreover, the acceptance of audience is also higher. The perfect new clothing has not finished, but has recorded, therefore Guo Biting also has free time now, puts into the photography of Divine Dog sequel wholeheartedly. “哈哈太逗了。”神犬奇兵剧组,秦旭蓝、郭碧婷、金世嘉、刘倩等人看过视频之后,笑得眼泪都快流出来,身为女生的郭碧婷想要保持矜持,但是又实在忍不住。作为神犬续集,同样的制片人同样的导演,主要演员也没换,这样剧组已经有了默契,拍起来更加容易。而且,观众的接受度也更高。完美新装还没播完,不过已经录制完了,所以郭碧婷现在也有空,全心全意投入神犬续集的拍摄。 „These two parrots may be really bad.” Guo Biting ridicules to say. “这两只鹦鹉可真坏。”郭碧婷笑骂道。 „Certainly is A'Jing that fellow teaches.” Liu Qian also said with a smile. “一定是阿璟那家伙教的。”刘倩也笑道。 At this moment, in Su Jing of home, in news that also sends from the younger sister, Tang Xiaoyu, Qin Xulan, Guo Biting and the others, knew the matter that two parrots go out to earn living, doesn't know what to say, protested at heart, immediately called two parrots, taught, after calling them, did not permit to deliberately create trouble, otherwise was grasped walked to owe sends greatly. 此时此刻,在家的苏璟,也从妹妹、唐小语、秦旭蓝、郭碧婷等人发来的消息中,得知了两只鹦鹉出去卖艺的事情,不由哭笑不得,心里喊冤,当即将两只鹦鹉叫过来,教训了一顿,叫它们以后不准出去胡闹,不然被人抓了走可就亏大发了。 These two parrot societies told the story, although said that is related with Su Jing, follows Su Jing to look that but Su Jing has not actually taught specially, is they learns, was they go out to say arbitrarily. 这两只鹦鹉之所以学会说故事,虽然说跟苏璟有关,是跟着苏璟看的,不过苏璟却没有特意教啊,是它们自己学会的,也是它们擅自出去说的。 „But, saying is really good, smiles the point to grasp very proper, these two parrots, intelligent excessive. It seems like that will also bring the trouble excessively intelligently, later all pets must further teach strictly, otherwise does not know that they will go out to have an accident noisily.” “不过,讲得还真是不错呢,笑点把握得挺到位,这两只鹦鹉,也正是聪明过头了呀。看来,过分聪明也会带来麻烦,以后所有宠物都得进一步严加管教了,要不然不知道它们会出去闹出什么事来。” Su Jing was vigilant, before the pet turned over to intelligently intelligently, but is still the category of animal. However now, they have been separated from the animal more and more, manner deviation human, the thought no longer was so also pure, the leaving alone words, may cause very not good consequence. Before the parrot, likes eating the melon seed, but does not think that earns living to obtain the melon seed, but they understand that now like this pondered. doggy goes to see others to buy the bone, perhaps will also resort to a method, steals away others bones, after all others cannot think that the vowing ceremony is so intelligent. Battle Wolf, was naturally needless saying that if it ran to deliberately create trouble willfully, may lead to the catastrophe. 苏璟警惕了起来,以前宠物聪明归聪明,但依然是动物的范畴。但是现在,它们已经越来越脱离动物,行为举止偏向人类,思想也不再那么单纯了,放任不管的话,可能会造成很不好的后果。鹦鹉以前喜欢吃瓜子,但绝不会想到卖艺得到瓜子,但是现在它们懂得这样思考了。狗狗出去见到人家买骨头,说不定也会耍点手段,将人家的骨头偷走,毕竟人家想不到狗会这么聪明。还有斗狼,自然就更加不用说了,它要是任性跑出去胡闹,可能会酿成大祸。 In brief, the pets cannot only say that now the training animal same taught even, they looked like the child of intelligence in growth process, must strengthen teaching of conduct, making them from the heart know that anything can make anything to be undoable, anything should make anything should not do.( To be continued.) 简而言之,现在宠物们不能只说训练动物一样教完就算了,它们就像是智力在发育过程中的孩子,必须加强品行方面的管教,让它们从内心深处知道什么能做什么不能做,什么该做什么不该做。(未完待续。)
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