FWH :: Volume #1

#63: Not funny joke

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„Ai Hui to Han Yuqin Master study embroidery?” Loulan is very happy: „Really was good. Oh. that Ai Hui, embroidery practice well, very much will make money very much” “艾辉是向韩玉芩大师学习刺绣吗？”楼兰很开心:“真是太好了。艾辉,刺绣修炼得很好,会很赚钱的哦。” Bang bang bang, remaining sand cloud turn into each and everyone every large or small „money” character, the mica in gravel under the refraction of vision sparkling, dances in the air like the wave in front of Ai Hui. 嘭嘭嘭,剩下的沙云变成一个个大大小小的“钱”字,砂砾中的云母在眼光的折射下闪闪发光,在艾辉面前像水波一样飞舞。 „Makes money!” Ai Hui hears these two characters, the eye was green. “赚钱！”艾辉听到这两个字,眼睛刷地绿了。 Saw each and everyone sparkling „money” character dances in the air in front of oneself, the Ai Hui's blood leaps the direct impact forehead. 紧接着看到一个个闪闪发光的“钱”字在自己面前飞舞,艾辉的血腾地直冲脑门。 „How does embroidery make money?” “刺绣怎么赚钱？” Ai Hui blurted out, so long as mentioned that „money” character, he does not have any resistivity. Any calmness, any strength in meditation, to at the same time! The person who before he did not become greedy at the sight of money like this, however 80 million great debts, pressed a mountain on him. Directly causes so long as now mentions money, his not independently vitality tuck dive. 艾辉脱口而出,只要一提到“钱”字,他就没有任何抵抗力。什么冷静,什么定力,全都到一边去！以前他也不是这样见钱眼开的人,但是80000000的巨债,就是压在他身上的一座大山。直接导致现在只要一提到钱,他就不自主地气血翻腾。 „Use of embroidery is very broad.” Liking to lecture to people Loulan, then said: „Modern embroidery left the womb in the magical treasure refinement of ancient cultivation world. Time, cultivation will refine in the ban and strategy the special material, naming is magical treasure. The modern embroidery, stems from this. However to the modern age, spiritual power vanishes, elemental force emerges. The nature of material also occurred earth-shakingly. The ban of Cultivation Era expired, but afterward we discovered that savage beast and plant are completely different from Cultivation Era, they inborn have the ban, therefore they become immediately primary materials. Before Ai Hui, has used grass sword, is sword reeds makes.” “刺绣的用途很广。”好为人师的楼兰,接着道:“现代刺绣脱胎于古代修真世界的法宝炼制。古达的时候,修真者会把禁制、阵法炼制到特殊的材料里,取名为法宝。现代的刺绣,就是源于此。但是到现代,灵力消失,元力兴起。材料的性质也发生天翻地覆。修真时代的禁制已经失效,但是后来我们发现,荒兽、植物和修真时代完全不一样,它们天生就带有禁制,所以它们成为当下的主要材料。艾辉以前用过的草剑,就是剑茅所制。” „Their inborn bans, are the bans that elemental force can stimulate, we call Elemental Mark, the meaning is the trace that the world principle stays behind. Is a material useful, look at it to have Elemental Mark. However inborn Elemental Mark is imperfect, some are incomplete, some are abnormal, inborn perfect Elemental Mark, is rare. Therefore Elemental Mark of these materials, need the maker to further improve, this is embroiders the most major function!” “它们天生的禁制,是元力能够激发的禁制,我们称之为元痕,意思是天地法则留下的痕迹。一个材料是不是有用,就看它有没有元痕。但是天生的元痕并不完善,有的是残缺,有的是畸形,天生完美的元痕,非常少见。所以这些材料的元痕,都需要制作者进一步的改善,这就是刺绣最大的作用！” Ai Hui hears to be enthralled, in the heart some suddenly, no wonder see that many swords in Embroidered Workshop anything. 艾辉听得入神,心中有些恍然,难怪在绣坊看到那么多的剑啊什么的。 About Elemental Mark, he in Savage Territories, once listened to Sir elemental cultivator often to mention. However not has been clear, explained until today's Loulan's that many doubts of in the heart, untied. 关于元痕,他在蛮荒的时候,也曾听元修大人们不时提起过。但是一直不太明白,直到今天楼兰的解释,心中的许多疑惑,才被解开。 He asked: „Can embroidery change Elemental Mark?” 他不由问:“刺绣可以改变元痕？” „Yes, particularly plant class. From the beginning everybody is thinking changes Elemental Mark through the method of picture, afterward discovered that such means are not good. No matter Heaven Mark is perfect, so long as is Heaven Mark, will have its unique elemental force field. They are self-contained, contains the elemental force's material to repel to other. The drawing pigment, was repelled, is very difficult to attach above. Then, this does have a joke, Ai Hui you must listen?” “是的,尤其是植物类。一开始大家想着是不是通过画的方法来改变元痕,后来发现,这么办法不是太好。不管天痕是不是完美,只要是天痕,就会有其独特的元力场。它们自成一体,对其他富含元力的材料都会排斥。绘画的颜料,受到排斥,很难附着上面。说起来,这有个笑话,艾辉你要听吗？” „Will Loulan also speak the joke?” Ai Hui is surprised. “楼兰还会讲笑话？”艾辉大吃一惊。 „Reads to see.” In sand cloud resounds the Loulan slightly self-satisfied sound. “看书看到的。”沙云里响起楼兰略得意的声音。 „You said.” “你说。” „Before the refinement of Grass Weapon, the liquid medicines cartography was the most popular method.” “以前草兵的炼制,药水绘图是最流行的方法。” Everywhere „money” „money” „money” turns into yellow sand, some yellow sands turn into a villain, another part of yellow sands turn into small sand sword, small Sand man is immersed on the sword blade draws. 漫天的“钱”“钱”“钱”重新变成一蓬黄沙,一部分黄沙变成一个小人,另一部分黄沙变成一把小沙剑,小沙人埋首在剑身上画图。 The Ai Hui's eye was straight, deducts on the spot? 艾辉的眼睛都直了,现场演绎么？ Felt that Loulan was getting more and more intelligent? This is the misconception! 怎么感觉楼兰越来越聪明了？这是错觉吧！ „That time level was very backward, needs to fill in the pouring blade edge, restored peace after unique medicine water elementalist improved good Elemental Mark, needs with the moist yellow mud to cover the entire sword blade, again with containing the metal elemental force silver fog thick liquid irrigated the clay. Therefore, on that time elemental cultivator battlefield, inevitably with a combat tank, on vehicle is suspending two big jugs, in a jug is the yellow mud, in a jug silver fog thick liquid.” “那个时候的水平还很落后,需要覆土浇刃,就是用独特的药水修复和改善好元痕之后,需要用湿润的黄泥巴覆盖整个剑身,再用富含金元力的银雾浆浇遍黄泥。所以呢,那个时候的元修上战场,身后必然跟着一辆战车,车上的摆着两个大坛子,一个坛子里面是黄泥浆,一个坛子里面银雾浆。” The yellow sand disperses suddenly, turns into one group of villains to take the sword to proceed to clash, a combat tank follows on the heels, above is placing two big jugs. 黄沙忽然散开,重新变成一群小人拿着剑嗷嗷往前冲,一辆战车跟在后面,上面摆放着两个大坛子。 „Encounters savage beast time.” “遭遇荒兽的时候。” Bang, yellow sand turns into one crowd of savage beast, collides with the villain. 嘭,一蓬黄沙变成一群荒兽,和小人碰撞。 „Fight is very intense, hits is hitting, well, the pigment of sword blade fell. The soldiers draw out another grass sword without demur, blocks the attack of enemy. Seized the chance the hand in the grass sword of liquid medicines, lost in the carriage return. Alchemist on vehicle received the grass sword, dips in the yellow spate, dips toward the silver fog thick liquid in again, then loses, then shouted that was good, next!” “战斗很激烈,打着打着,咦,剑身的颜料掉了。士兵二话不说拔出另外一把草剑,挡住敌人的攻击。趁机把手中掉了药水的草剑,丢回车上。车上的药师一把接过草剑,在黄泥水里蘸一下,再往银雾浆里蘸一下,然后丢回去,接着喊,好了,下一位！” The yellow sand vividly deducts the entire process very much, small Sand man on combat tank, is quite busy, small sand sword from the sky flies round. 黄沙很生动地演绎整个过程,战车上的小沙人,忙得团团转,小沙剑就在空中飞来飞去。 „Then, once, they meet arrived troop savage beast.” “然后,有一次,他们遇到了一大群荒兽。” The yellow sand changes, turns into many savage beast, the savage beast following blown sand walks the stone, the momentum illustrious. 黄沙一变,变成很多荒兽,荒兽后面飞沙走石,声势赫赫。 Ai Hui looks with great interest, is very lifelike. 艾辉看得津津有味,很活灵活现啊。 „Tactical situation is very intense.” “战况很激烈。” Pingpong, both sides war, sand sword flies round at a quicker speed, small Sand man in battlefield is busy at the foot not moistening. 乒乒乓乓,双方大战,沙剑以更快的速度飞来飞去,战场上的小沙人忙得脚不沾地。 „Finally, Alchemist.” “结果,药师累死了。” Small Sand man pā tà on combat tank one soft, hangs on the vehicle. 战车上的小沙人啪嗒一软,挂在车上。 Ai Hui drags the chin to look, is anchoring vigorously suddenly, subconsciously asked: „Then?” 艾辉拖着下巴看得正起劲,突然全都停住,不由下意识地问:“然后呢？” „Did not have.” Loulan bang restores the primary form, is crooked the head to look at Ai Hui, is somewhat strange: „Isn't funny? Why doesn't Ai Hui smile?” “没有了。”楼兰嘭地恢复原形,歪着脑袋看着艾辉,有些奇怪吗:“不好笑吗？艾辉为什么不笑？” Ai Hui said honestly: „It is not too funny.” 艾辉老老实实道:“不是太好笑。” Loulan is somewhat accidental: „Loulan also thinks very funnily, in the book said that this was the past ten big year jokes.” 楼兰有些意外:“楼兰还以为很好笑,书上说这是当年十大年度笑话。” Ai Hui coughs lightly: „Loulan we then said the embroidery.” 艾辉轻咳一声:“楼兰我们接着说刺绣。” Will not speak Loulan of joke, is normal Loulan. Ai Hui notes a detail, the Loulan's distortion level is probably getting more and more fierce, these villains of this fluctuation, each one lifelike. 不会讲笑话的楼兰,才是正常的楼兰啊。艾辉注意到一个细节,楼兰的变形水平好像越来越厉害,这次变幻的这些小人,个个都惟妙惟肖。 Ai Hui thinks is actually other matters, the distortion is a Sand golem quite commonly used method, is the quite effective method. Almost all Sand golem will distort, but looks like Loulan to be so splendid, actually also rarely seen. If uses to fight, that might is very certainly big. 艾辉想到的却是其他的事情,变形是沙偶一种比较常用的手段,也是比较有效的手段。几乎所有的沙偶都会变形,但是像楼兰这么出色的,却也不多见啊。如果用在战斗中,那威力一定很大。 The Loulan's intelligence degree is really high, the height of distortion level, most tests is Sand golem intelligence. 楼兰的灵智程度真高,变形水平的高低,最考验的就是沙偶的灵智。 Perhaps can strengthen practice in Loulan this aspect? Loulan's intelligence is so high, the distortion can certainly practice fiercely, at that time the light by the distortion, can play very major role in the fight. 或许自己可以加强楼兰这方面的修炼？楼兰的灵智那么高,变形一定可以练得更厉害,那个时候光是凭借变形,都能够在战斗中发挥很大的作用。 This thought flashes past in the Ai Hui mind, then vanishes does not see. 这个念头在艾辉脑海中一闪而过,便消失不见。 Ai Hui thought one really want to be too many, Loulan is life class Sand golem, do not course the battlefield him. Battlefield that brutal place , he is also not necessarily able to live coming out. 艾辉觉得自己真是想太多,楼兰是生活类的沙偶,不要把他引向战场。战场那么残酷的地方,就连他自己,也未必能活着出来。 Ai Hui reminded itself secretly, here is not Savage Territories, oneself started one type with the past three years of completely different life. 艾辉暗自提醒自己,这里已经不是蛮荒,自己已经开始了一种和过去三年完全不一样的生活。 The fight is not the entirety of life, at least to Loulan is this, will make soup will clean is OK. 战斗不是生活的全部,起码对楼兰来说是这样的,会熬汤会打扫就可以了。 The fight gave itself this to be used to the person of slaughtering. 战斗还是交给自己这样已经习惯了杀戮的人吧。 On the Ai Hui face shows the sunlight smiling face. 艾辉脸上露出阳光般的笑容。
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