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#9: Who touched his fart fart?


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Chapter 9, who touched his fart fart? 第九章、谁摸了他的屁屁? Tang Zhong is also bewildered. 唐重也是莫名其妙。 What flaw could it be did oneself show? 难道自己露出了什么破绽? But, he defers to the A'KEN creativity to dress up completely. Even, for is the same woman with the women, before he also changed specially, walks hurriedly the majestic custom, reduces distance that every step stepped. Also without starting having talked, where meets has the problem? 可是,他是完全按照阿KEN的创意装扮的啊。甚至,为了和女人们一样‘女人’,他还特意改变了以前走路风风火火龙行虎步的习惯,缩短了每一步迈出去的距离。又没有开口说过话,会是哪里出现问题? Liu Mingwei has not answered the Bai Su issue, but looking pensive is sizing up Tang Zhong, said: „Did Miss Tang Xin, you grow recently much?” 刘明威没有回答白素的问题,而是若有所思的打量着唐重,说道:“唐心小姐,你最近长高了不少吧?” -------- -------- At that moment, Tang Zhong really wants to fight with the fists. 那一刻,唐重真想一拳打过去。 Also thinks that makes person one eyes see through, has not thought is on height had the problem. 还以为让人一眼看穿呢,没想到是身高上出现了问题。 --- hmph hmph----.” Tang Zhong clears throat intentionally, complied with one low and deep. ---哼哼----嗯。”唐重故意清了清嗓子,低沉的应了一声。 „The throat of Tang Xin when practicing the song is injured, the doctor exhorted her recently do not start talking, avoided the injury aggravating.” Bai Su rushes the help to explain. In the recent physical examination, Tang Xin grew two centimeters. Now is 172 centimeters. In addition today wears the shoe sole quite thick boots, therefore makes President Liu think that she quite selects high. Right?” 唐心的嗓子在练歌时受伤,医生嘱咐她最近不要开口说话,避免伤势加重。”白素赶忙走过来帮忙解释。“在最近一次的体检中,唐心又长高了两公分。现在已经有一百七十二公分了。加上今天又穿了鞋底比较厚的靴子,所以让刘总觉得她比较高挑。对吧?” Tang Zhong standard height is one meter 78, Tang Xin height actually only has one meter seven Huo. However, to pull closer this brother and sister's height, Bai Su can only lie saying that Tang Xin attack grew recently two centimeters. Also said the leather boots shoe sole quite high----- opposite party who she puts on also does not have the means to confirm in any case. 唐重的标准身高是一米七八,唐心身高其实只有一米七霍。但是,为了拉近这兄妹俩的身高,白素只能撒谎说唐心最近‘突击’长高了两厘米。又说她穿的皮靴鞋底比较高-----反正对方又没办法验证。 Actually the boots on Tang Zhong foot are refitted. His shoe sole is not only high, the bottom also hollowed out, hidden two centimeters height by this. 其实唐重脚上的靴子是经过改装的。他的鞋底不仅不高,底部还挖空了,以此来隐藏两厘米的身高 In order to conceal the Tang Zhong status, Bai Su and A'KEN truly are extreme painstaking efforts. 为了掩饰唐重的身份,白素阿KEN确实是煞费苦心 Originally is this.” Nod that Liu Mingwei understands. I said when Miss Tang Xin from vehicle, how to the feeling that the person one type needs to look up. I remember when previous to meet, she puts on high-heeled shoes, our or/is still are close. Again to meet, she be higher than one head compared with me. Has to acknowledge, youngster can always bring the pleasant surprise.” “原来是这样。”刘明威理解的点点头。“我说唐心小姐从车上下来时,怎么给人一种需要仰视的感觉。我记得上次见面时,她穿上高跟鞋,我们俩的个头还是很接近的嘛。再次见面,她都要比我高出一个头了。不得不承认,年轻人总是能够给人带来惊喜。” President Liu was too humorous.” Bai Su giggles, is initiatedding an attack saying: President Liu notices Tang Xin height, had not noticed modeling that she trades newly?” 刘总太幽默了。”白素咯咯的笑着,主动出击道:“刘总注意到唐心身高,就没有留意到她新换的造型吗?” Saw. Has seen.” Liu Mingwei is giving the thumbs-up to Tang Zhong. Before felt very cool. Now this modeling is cooler than before. If not know that Miss Tang Xin is the only child, but also thinks that she has the one twin Elder Brother.” “看到了。早就看到了。”刘明威对着唐重竖起大拇指。“以前就觉得很酷。现在这个造型比以前更酷。要是不知道唐心小姐是独生子女的话,还以为她有一个双胞胎哥哥呢。” The calf of Heben shakes, Xiao Lian / little face on white adds white. 赫本的小腿一抖,小脸白上加白。 Lin Huiyin approached quietly, got hold of her small hand. 林回音悄悄靠近,握紧了她的小手。 Two people look to look face to face, Heben as if derived the strength from Lin Huiyin, heart no longer was also flustered. 两人眼神对视,赫本仿佛从林回音那儿汲取了力量,心里也就不再慌张了。 President Liu will really crack a joke.” Bai Su echoes to say. „The localization of our Tang Xin has taken the neutral route. Since must walk, walks simply thoroughly. This time, is the company looks for the international most renowned designer for the modeling that she designs specially. Hopes the Butterfly Group enterprise can even more be prosperous.” 刘总真会开玩笑。”白素应和着说道。“我们唐心的定位一直都是走中性路线嘛。既然要走,干脆就走得彻底一些。这一次,是公司特别找国际最著名的设计师为她设计的造型。希望蝴蝶组合的事业能够更加红红火火。” Haha. Good that this image changes, even more was close to our brand image orientation----- being a pity. Miss Tang Xin throat is injured, today does not have the opportunity to appreciate the sound of her sounds of nature.” “哈哈。这个形象改的好,也更加接近我们品牌的形象定位-----就是可惜了。唐心小姐的嗓子受伤,今天是没有机会欣赏她的天籁之音了。” Later will have the opportunity.” Bai Su is perfunctory was saying. “以后会有机会的。”白素敷衍着说道。 The marketing department managers come to report in the winter, said that the activity time arrived, invited Chairman Liu Mingwei and brand ambassador Butterfly Group three members enters the stadium. 市场部经理于冬过来汇报,说活动时间到了,请董事长刘明威和品牌形象代言人蝴蝶组合的三位成员入场。 MIFU Corporation built the one small-scale booth in the Mingzhu Plaza hall, large numbers of reporter and Butterfly Group fan has protected in the surrounding of booth. MIFU公司在明珠广场大厅里搭建了一个小型的展台,大批的记者和蝴蝶组合的粉丝早就守护在展台的外围。 When Liu Mingwei accompanies Butterfly Group is appearing, instantaneous Fiilin glitters, kā chā kā chā the sound is lingering on faintly. Countless people are pressing the shutter to them, tomorrow, these pictures will appear in the entertainment sectors of major newspapers. 刘明威伴着蝴蝶组合出现时,瞬间菲林闪烁,‘咔嚓’‘咔嚓’的响声不绝于耳。无数的人对着他们按动快门,明天,这些照片将会出现在各大报纸的娱乐版块。 Tang Xin-----, Tang Xin very handsome----- 唐心-----哇,唐心好帅----- Lin Huiyin, I love your Lin Huiyin----- ahhhhh------- 林回音,我爱你林回音-----啊啊啊------- Heben---- Benben / laptop, I love you. Benben / laptop----- 赫本----本本,我爱你。本本----- You are wind I are the sand, Butterfly fly ten million family/home------ “你是风儿我是沙,蝴蝶飞到千万家------ The enthusiasm of fans was lit instantaneously, several hundred people of teams yell the so soaring intense pitiful imposing manner to come out unexpectedly. 粉丝们的热情被瞬间点燃,数百人的队伍竟然喊叫出如此高昂激烈凄惨的气势出来。 Liu Mingwei is experienced, does not dread about this type of weaponry. Butterfly Group is known in the entertainment world, therefore Lin Huiyin and Heben are not strange to such scene. 刘明威见多识广,对这种阵仗一点儿也不畏惧。蝴蝶组合在娱乐圈小有名气,所以林回音赫本也对这样的场面毫不陌生。 The Tang Zhong main occupation is a student, after having a vacation, holds the post of prison inside interim instructor. 唐重的主要职业是学生,放假后就担任监狱里面的‘临时辅导员’。 Therefore, he first time is experienced such magnificent scene. 所以,他是第一次经历这样的大场面。 From the beginning he is leaning the face, like this avoids the flashing light to look face to face of eye and camera of oneself. 一开始他都是侧着脸,这样避免自己的眼睛和相机的闪光灯对视 Stood depended in his Lin Huiyin, reminded low voice in his ear: Frontage.” 站在他身边的林回音靠了过来,小声在他耳朵边提醒道:“正面。” Tang Zhong then thinks, oneself is celebrity. celebrity looked that pats. What matter do you hide are? Also too unprofessional? 唐重这才想起来,自己明星明星就是给人看的,给人拍的。你躲起来算什么回事儿?也太不专业了吧? Therefore, his body stiff turning around, faces the audience and reporter with the oneself upfront. 于是,他身体僵硬的转过身,用自己的正面面对观众和记者。 Tang Xin. Your very handsome Tang Xin.” 唐心。你好帅唐心。” Tang Zhong thinks, their or/is still very has the taste. 唐重想,他们还是挺有品味的。 Tang Xin / sugar heart Tang Xin / sugar heart, heart as if honey.” 糖心糖心,心如蜜糖。” -------- hears this slogan language, Tang Zhong nearly tumbles on the ground. This is who wants to come out? Didn't have the culture? --------”听到这句口号语,唐重差点儿一屁股跌倒在地上。这是谁想出来的?太没文化了吧? Tang Zhong is attempting to fans Weixiao / smile, these fans were warm on even more. He waves, these fans on áo áo called to wave to respond, several wanted crazily. 唐重尝试着对粉丝微笑,那些粉丝就更加热情了。他挥了挥手,那些粉丝就的叫着挥手回应,几欲疯狂。 Tang Zhong thinks, making celebrity is very easy. 唐重想,做明星果然挺容易的。 Let the fans release part of fervor, after letting the reporter has made some pictures, moves the host to receive the control, inviting MIFU Chairman Liu Mingwei to deliver the beginning word. 让粉丝释放一部份激情,让记者拍过一些照片后,活动主持人接过了现场掌控权,邀请MIFU的董事长刘明威致开场词。 Liu Mingwei thanked the arrival of media and Butterfly fans, and said that MIFU and Butterfly Group to cooperate is honored, happy, is win-win. He believes, had the alliance of Butterfly Group, the MIFU market share will be getting higher and higher. 刘明威感谢了媒体和蝴蝶粉丝的到来,并且说MIFU和蝴蝶组合合作是荣幸的,愉快的,也是双赢的。他相信,有了蝴蝶组合的加盟,MIFU的市场占有率会越来越高。 Speech of Thank you Director Liu.” The pretty female host walks onto the stage, said with a faint smile: Fellow friends. Asked everyone to give to Miss Lin Huiyin your warm applauses. Miss Lin Huiyin will sing the Butterfly Group song «Butterfly»----- everyone applause at the scene for everyone welcome.” 谢谢刘董的致词。”漂亮的女主持人走上前台,微笑着说道:“各位朋友。请大家把你们热烈的掌声送给林回音小姐。林回音小姐将在现场为大家演唱蝴蝶组合的主打歌曲《蝴蝶-----大家掌声欢迎。” Crash-bang----- 哗啦啦----- Several hundred people also applaud, scene or/is still has the sedition very much. 数百人同时鼓掌,场面还是很有煽动性的。 When this lets Tang Zhong remembers him to leave the prison, his inmate longingly sees off scene. 这让唐重想起他离开监狱时,他的‘狱友’们依依不舍送别时的场面。 Lin Huiyin grasps the microphone to arrive at the stage center, under the fans with stage did not greet, but lowered the head silent is standing. 林回音手持话筒走到舞台中央,也不和台下的粉丝打招呼,只是低着头沉默的站着。 Thus it can be seen, her indeed callous, deliberately does not aim at some alone/one person. 由此可见,她真是‘冷酷到底’,并不刻意针对某一个人 After having this discovery, Tang Zhong heart was more comfortable. 有了这个发现后,唐重心里就舒服多了。 He also thinks that this woman specially repugnant oneself therefore always the disagreement/not with oneself speech, she disliked----- about everyone 他还以为这女人特别讨厌自己所以才从来不和自己讲话呢,原来她对每个人都讨厌----- Those who make Tang Zhong unreadable is, is Butterfly Group that such odd person converges the fire? 唐重难以理解的是,这样怪人云集的蝴蝶组合是怎么样火起来的? The one bad conversation, spoke two character two characters pushed, from first to meet to the present, Tang Zhong has not listened to Lin Huiyin to say three characters or surpassed three character above a few words. The one older children, the speech work are far-fetched, often wipes tears------- is quite normal besides the oneself younger sister, other two people are VIP in odd person. 一个不善言谈,说话两个字两个字的挤出来,从第一次见面到现在,唐重都没听林回音说过三个字或者超出三个字以上的一句话。一个大龄儿童,说话做事都不靠谱,动不动就抹眼泪-------除了自己的妹妹比较正常外,其它两人都是怪人中的VIP。 They how on fire? Or how they are survive in the entertainment world? 她们怎么就火起来了呢?或者说,她们是怎么在娱乐圈中生存的呢? Had not been accepted uncritically to eat the bone sediment not to remain, that can explain that their luck were too good is too good. 没被人生吞活剥吃得连骨子渣子都不剩,那只能说明她们的运气实在太好太好了。 The music resounds, Lin Huiyin closes listening attentively that the eye is infatuated with, the left hand finger gently is stroking the tune on the thigh. 音乐响起,林回音闭上眼睛陶醉的倾听,左手手指头轻轻的在大腿上击打着节拍。 The long hair is pitch-black, appearance delicate /exquisite cold and elegant, oval face, willow-leaf eyebrows and fine jade nose small mouth, regardless of places any one dynasty her, she is the one full beautiful woman embryo. 长发乌黑柔顺,容貌精致冷秀,瓜子脸、柳叶眉、琼鼻小嘴,无论把她放在任何一个朝代,她都是一个十足的美人胚子。 height one meter 71, put on high-heeled shoes to be one meter fully 76. The height leg is long, stands on stage with international supermodel. 身高一米七一,穿上高跟鞋足有一米七六。身高腿长,站在舞台上跟个国际名模似的。 They are the idol combinations.” Tang Zhong thinks to oneself. The idol combination that he understands was person good-looking face was good, singing skill actually next. “她们是偶像组合。”唐重心想。他所理解的偶像组合就是人长的好看就行了,唱歌技巧倒是其次了。 Heavy rain dripped wet the clothes, Butterfly broke off wing------ “大雨淋湿了衣裳,蝴蝶折断了翅膀------ When the Lin Huiyin one mouth, Tang Zhong knows that oneself was wrong. 林回音一张嘴,唐重就知道自己错了。 Be completely mistaken! 大错特错! She is the idol, is the real power faction. 她是偶像派,也是实力派。 This woman was too fierce, her clear sound as if can penetrate the soul. Merely one song lyrics, can hold human body all nerves. 这个女人太厉害了,她清脆的声音仿佛能够穿透灵魂。仅仅一句唱词,就能够抓住人体所有的神经。 When Lin Huiyin closes one's eyes that flash of singing, the Tang Zhong clear feeling, she lived for the music. 林回音闭着眼睛开唱的那一瞬间,唐重清楚的感觉到,她是为音乐而生。 At that moment, all her is a moving music movement. 那一刻,她所有的一切都是一首动人的乐章。 «Butterfly» finished, Tang Zhong is actually also infatuated in the ideal condition that in the music expressed is unable to extricate oneself. 一首《蝴蝶》结束,唐重竟然还陶醉在音乐所表达的意境里无法自拔。 Until under stage fans crazy yelling Lin Huiyin when name, he recovers. 直到台下粉丝疯狂的喊叫‘林回音’的名字时,他才回过神来。 He understands why now they can be hot, he can also understand why similarly----- Corporation such three odd people puts together made the one combination. Perhaps in their personality has some shortcomings, but this is unable to cover them to have the music talent of talent. 他现在明白她们为什么能火了,他也同样能够明白-----公司为何把这样的三个怪人放在一起做成一个组合了。或许她们性格中有一些缺点,但是这无法掩盖她们极具天赋的音乐才华。 The performance of Lin Huiyin pushes to the atmosphere **, everyone shouts Lin Huiyin to sing one again, was rejected by Lin Huiyin cold face. 林回音的表演将现场的气氛推向**,大家嚷嚷着林回音再唱一首,被林回音冷脸拒绝。 Then is the signature link, the Butterfly Group three members walks and fans intimate interaction, and on the clothes upper eyelid on the breast ditch on their Benben / laptop signs. 然后是签名环节,蝴蝶组合的三名成员走下去和粉丝亲密互动,并且在他们的本本上衣服上脸上乳沟上签名。 What time Tang Zhong in the ponder of pain the Tang Xin beforehand signature style is being, suddenly felt that the behind the body danger approaches. 唐重正在痛苦的思考着唐心以前的签名风格是什么样的时候,突然感觉到身后危险来临。 Some people touched his buttocks. 有人摸上了他的屁股。 He wants not to think, the first response is 180 degrees revolving side kicks. 他想也不想,第一反应就是一百八十度旋转侧踢。 Ah------ 啊------ The sad and shrill pitiful yell sound resounds through the audience, the salty pig's trotter man was kicked by him. 凄厉的惨叫声音响彻全场,咸猪手男人被他一脚踢飞了出去。 PS: I know, you can also crazier a little. 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