ETSMOA :: Volume #1

#91: Ratio awkward( is hegemon „06 years of old bookworm” in addition)


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Can give the thing? 要给自己东西? side Mu looks in old king hand is holding box, is a little dumbstruck. 方牧看着老王手中抱着的盒子,有点发懵。 This box does with the paper, above is drawing a representing star, can look, this does on the spot with the drink box. 这个盒子是用纸做的,上面画着一个代言的明星,一眼就能看出来,这是用饮料盒子现做的。 The box seems like not distracted, above also pulled out a fist big hole, looks that is not distracted. 盒子看起来非常不走心,上面还掏了一个拳头大的洞,看着就更不走心了。 old king is holding paper carton, the say/way of smiling: Is this, because you are the guest of head store's first patronage, therefore I before made drawing to move, is waiting for you specially, you just came, you looked skillfully unfortunately.” 老王抱着纸盒子,笑眯眯的道:“是这样的,由于你是本店第一位光顾的客人,所以我在走之前做了一个抽奖活动,专门等着你呢,你刚好就过来了,你看巧不巧。” side Mu was shocked, like this said that also is really very skillful. 方牧愣住了,这样说还真是挺巧的。 Even the skillful letting person does not believe that after all this skillful is a little towering. 甚至巧的让人不相信,毕竟这巧的有点突兀。 Your expression has the sincerity, I suspected that this box was you just did, was not right, this was really you do.” “要不是你的表情非常有诚意,我都怀疑这盒子是你刚刚做出来,不对,这真是你做出来的吧。” On side Mu the face reveals the suspicion the expression, has one to shut out. 方牧脸上露出怀疑的表情,同时带着一丝嫌弃。 More looks is cruder, feeling and knockoff draws no difference, proper has one type to regard the feeling. 越看越简陋,就感觉和山寨的抽奖没什么区别,妥妥的有一种即视感。 old king coughed gently, conceals own awkwardness, serious say/way: This is not the scrap paper use, just can the environmental protection, this lose otherwise also lost, makes a box to draw conveniently.” 老王轻轻咳嗽了一下,掩饰自己的尴尬,严肃的道:“这不是废纸利用吗,刚好可以环保,不然的话这个丢了也是丢了,做一个盒子抽奖多方便。” More explained like this, more is passing an afraid feeling. 越是这样解释,越透着一股心虚的感觉。 side Mu both hands surround, has not moved. 方牧双手环抱,没有动。 The matter leaves must have the monster unusual, I hadn't had business I wouldn't have come, these two words are linked to each other although doesn't matter, but reflected at this moment old king movement. 事出反常必有妖,无事不登三宝殿,这两句话连在一起虽然没什么关系,但是反映了此刻老王的动作。 side Muding paper carton, faint smile say/way: Real false?” 方牧盯着纸盒子,似笑非笑的道:“真的假的?” old king very friendly say/way: „Do you have a look at me to deceive you? My this whole life except to eating is distracted specially beside, was to this time draws most is distracted.” 老王非常和气的道:“你看看我能骗你吗?我这辈子除了对吃的特别走心之外,就是对这次抽奖最走心了。” The words spoke in this share, side Mu also no longer said much, put out a hand halfly believing and half doubting, extended from that rough cave entrance, child in pulled out pulling out in the cardboard box. 话都说到这个份上了,方牧也不再多说,将信将疑地伸出手,从那个粗糙的洞口伸进去的,在纸箱子里掏了掏。 cave entrance just can only hold a hand to extend, the Israeli herd not clearly in has anything, but from the smooth touch, inside is pile of card same goods. 洞口刚好只能容纳一只手伸进去,所以方牧不清楚里面有什么东西,不过从光滑的触感上来看,里面都是一堆卡片一样的物品。 Almost, takes casually.” old king reminded one. “都差不多,随便拿吧。”老王提醒了一句。 Draws in any case, side Mu does not have the ink marks, optional pulled out one from inside. 反正都是抽奖,方牧也没有墨迹,随意的从里面抽了一个。 After he takes this thing, shows the meaningful expression. 当他把这个东西拿出来之后,露出意味深长的表情。 This is a bankcard, the back of card holds to the adhesive tape, above also writes six figures, evidently is the password. 这是一张银行卡,卡的背面粘着胶带,上面还写着六位数,看样子是密码。 He felt a moment ago the touch was very familiar, the paper carton child in all was the card type thing, it seems like it was the bankcard. 刚才他感觉到触感很熟悉,纸盒子里面全是卡片类型的东西,看来都是银行卡吧。 old king throws fast paper carton one side, is shaking side Mu the hand, pretends the excited say/way: Congratulates you little brother, you won the award of head store, the deposit 2 million bankcards, the password in following six.” 老王飞快地将纸盒子扔到一边,握着方牧的手,装作激动的道:“恭喜你啊小兄弟,你获得了本店的大奖,存款两百万的银行卡,密码就在后面六位。” side Mujiang the hand pulls out, the corners of the mouth twitch saying: „, Right? I also thank you.” 方牧将手抽出来,嘴角抽搐道:“哦,是吗?那我还谢谢你啊。” Two people dialogues is a little stiff, is not good at acting in a play, is not good at coordinating. 两人的对话有点僵硬,一个是不擅长演戏,一个是不擅长配合。 old king complexion stiff say/way: Do not care, this is you should result, after all you are the head store's first customer, moreover especially likes listening to me to tell the story, main is...... I especially likes having the sense of justice small young.” 老王面色僵硬的道:“别在意,这是你应该得的,毕竟你是本店第一位顾客,而且还特别喜欢听我讲故事,最主要的就是……我特别喜欢有正义感的小年轻。” side Mu receives the card on the body, without the rejection, said with a smile: That actually, after all nowadays, honest scholarly amiable young people like me, that are not many.” 方牧将卡收在身上,没有拒绝,笑道:“那倒是,毕竟这年头,像我这样正直儒雅随和的年轻人,那也不多了。” Since blows mutually, side Mu also does not have any to blush. 既然是互吹,方牧也没有什么脸红。 old king cheerful say/way: Right right, right, you were eat meal, me also busy was similar, immediately must walk.” 老王乐呵呵的道:“没错没错,对了,你这是去吃饭吗,我这边也忙的差不多了,马上要走了。” side Mu responded, disguises expression that showed to be suddenly enlighted: Right, right, I also walked, later had free time often to relate.” 方牧反应过来,假装露出恍然大悟的表情:“对,对对,那我也走了啊,以后有空常联系。” This is my name card, I later moved to there to go, had the time to look for me, we chat other stories.” “这是我的名片,我以后就搬到那里去了,有时间就过来找我啊,咱俩多聊聊其他故事。” Good , the business is well booming!” “好,好好,生意兴隆啊!” ...... …… Side herd is waving, while left the supermarket. 方牧一边挥着手,一边离开了超市。 After side Mu leaves, old king receives the hand in the sleeve, on the face stays on good terms with everyone. 等到方牧离开之后,老王又将手收在袖子里,脸上一团和气。 The shadow appears, moves around old king. 黑影出现,围绕着老王旋转。 I said that you are interesting? Is clear about the status of opposite party obviously, but also hits the riddle here, was awkward I.” “我说你俩有意思吗?明明都清楚对方的身份,还在这里打哑谜,都尴尬死我了。” Two people businesses blew a moment ago mutually, that awkward to digging out the performing skill of foot, making the shadow even almost dig out a villa to come out. 刚才两人的商业互吹,还有那尴尬到抠脚的演技,让黑影甚至差点抠出一栋别墅出来。 old king shot a look at shadow one, said: You do not understand, something have not arrived divulged, he to my vigilance is big.” 老王瞥了黑影一眼,道:“你不懂的,有些东西还没到说破的时候,他对我的戒心还不小。” „Did 2 million give?” The shadow asked: Isn't 3 million?” “两百万都给了?”黑影问道:“不是三百万吗?” old king shakes the head saying: Yesterday that ground, such big hole, I drew cash to cultivate/repair, you said that I also did have?” 老王摇头道:“昨天那地面,这么大的窟窿,我拿钱修啊,你说我还有吗?” This money you can not give.” Shadow say/way swayingly. “这钱你可以不给啊。”黑影晃晃悠悠的道。 old king touched the ground the wooden box, said: This young people solved such big trouble, is thing that he earns, why does not give, because he is not our inside people, doesn't give?” 老王摸了摸地上的木箱,道:“这年轻人解决了这么大一个麻烦,是他应得的东西,为什么不给,就因为他不是我们里面的人,就不给吗?” Sometimes, the good and evil in the flash, I really thought that in us is very stodgy, must join us is good, so long as such correct guidance, the role of display is bigger.” “有的时候,善与恶就在一瞬间,我真的觉得我们里面很迂腐,非要加入我们才算是善吗,只要这样正确的引导,发挥的作用更大。” At this time, old king changed the beforehand friendliness, the expression became serious. 这个时候,老王一改之前的和气,表情变得严肃起来。 Shadow helpless say/way: You are my eldest child, you said that anything is anything.” 黑影无奈的道:“你是我的老大,你说什么就是什么吧。” By old king following the second company three tidied up several times, the shadow also restrained. 被老王继二连三的收拾了几次,黑影也收敛了很多。 Now old king says anything, he works as correctly. 现在老王说什么,他都当正确的。 old king holds a wooden chest, jolted the summit, suddenly thinks of anything, said to the shadow: You look for that small girl, sometimes for a money, no matter anything meets, accompanies carefully the poor life.” 老王抱起一个木箱子,颠了颠,突然想到什么,对黑影道:“你去找找那个小丫头,有的时候不要为了一点钱,就不管是什么东西都接,小心把小命陪进去。” Is good to force, eldest child.” “好勒,老大。” Shadow as if lackey, is invisible instantaneously. 黑影仿佛一个狗腿子似的,瞬间消失于无形。 After the shadow vanishes, old king restores friendly. 等到黑影消失之后,老王又恢复和气。 ...... …… side Mu left the supermarket, went to the breakfast shop to eat the thing. 方牧离开了超市,就去了早餐店吃东西。 Was more bewildered 2 million, he understands that this was anything. 莫名其妙多了两百万,他明白这是什么东西。 Two people's dialogues, the mutual wind the performing skill, was actually understanding the meaning of opposite party a moment ago. 刚才两个人的对话,互相飙着演技,其实都明白对方的意思。 Naturally, he does not know that their so-called performing skills, is awkward in the face of the shadow. 当然,他并不知道他们两个所谓的演技,在黑影面前有多么尴尬。 Comes.” side Muxiang. “就这么来呗。”方牧想着。 Now is not pierces, he thoroughly has not understood old king, moreover old king must move out immediately, does not need to make too awkwardly. 现在不是捅破的时候,他还没有彻底了解老王,而且老王马上要搬走,没必要弄得太尴尬。 When he is thinking, a breakfast has delivered. 在他想着的时候,点的早餐已经送了上来。 Was hearing the fragrance of breakfast, side Mu the index finger moves greatly, takes the chopsticks to start to enjoy. 闻着早餐的香味,方牧食指大动,拿着筷子开始享受起来。 After finishing eating, his also matter, that is buys a car(riage). 吃完之后,他还有一件事,那就是去买辆车。 According to his present situation, later comes across the strange event, it is estimated that must run east and west, light/only by travelling by vehicle with the words of two legs, seems somewhat troublesome. 按照他现在的情况,以后遇到诡异事件,估计还得跑东跑西的,光靠搭车和两条腿的话,就显得有些麻烦。 The driver's license he has tested, now a little spare cash, buys a car(riage), when the time comes is also for personal convenience. 驾照他早就考了,现在有点闲钱,买上一辆车,到时候也图个方便。 The speed of light finished eating the thing on table, side herd paying up fast, takes taxi to hurry to toward the recent 4S shop. 光速吃完桌子上的东西,方牧飞快的结账,打了个车朝着最近的4S店赶去。
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