DSIL :: Volume #1

#8: Snow White revenge


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\\ Welcome to \\请到 , ,, * read the latest chapter / *阅读最新章节/ Hears Alice to meet Mind Reading Technique, Chen Rui is hard self-made to have a big shock: Then, her what knew? Including Super System, passes through? 听到爱丽丝读心术,陈睿难以自制地大惊失色:这么说来,她什么都知道了?包括超级系统,穿越? Relax,” Alice happily looks at his shocking expression, others Mind Reading Technique the might is too at present small, whether can only see through your say a lie, is unable to read out the concrete concern. For example you unrequited love Jiya this kind of matter I unable to go study.” “放心吧,”爱丽丝得意地看着他震惊的表情,“人家的读心术目前威力太小,只能看穿你是否说谎而已,无法读出具体的心事。比如你暗恋姬娅这类事情我就读不出来。” Hearing is unable to read out the concrete concern, Chen Rui relaxed immediately, starts to suspect whether Alice meets Mind Reading Technique. As for behind said that he unrequited loves anything, does not need to explain. Jiya's is really Demoness that the check deceased person does not pay with a life, first let alone others cannot have a liking for him. Even if can have a liking, for poor life, cannot cancel surely, highest Realm that the cured meat person does leaves others. 听到无法读出具体心事,陈睿立刻松了一口气,开始怀疑爱丽丝是否真的会读心术。至于后面说他暗恋什么的,根本无须解释。姬娅的确是个勾死人不偿命的妖女,先别说人家看不上他。就算看得上,为了小命,也千万勾不得,腊肉人干的最高境界还是留给别人吧。 Good! Mind Reading Technique spends Spirit Force, this Princess uses one time to rest for several days, is disinclined to use to you.” Alice stretched oneself, others are quite tired, if some people said that a story was good.” “好了!读心术太费精神力,本公主用一次要休息好几天,才懒得对你用呢。”爱丽丝伸了个懒腰,“人家好累啊,要是有人说个故事就好了。” Did the person who most idles about also shout unexpectedly tired? Chen Rui despises the Alice's industrious degree at heart very much: No matter what, the Mind Reading Technique matter, rather believes its has, incredible its does not have. This Little Loli is little demoness, roars first is being quite good. 最游手好闲的人居然还喊累?陈睿心里很鄙视爱丽丝的勤劳程度:不管怎么样,读心术的事,宁可信其有,不可信其无。这小萝莉是个小魔女,还是先哄着比较好。 Therefore, Chen Rui told Little Loli «Devil King And the enhancement version of Princess» comedy, this bored story suits the Little Loli taste very much, hearing two big eyes to shine. Finally when hears the Devil King suicide, actually reveals the discontented color, strongly requests to change to the evil Human Race formidable and good succuba the lead of this story. 于是,陈睿将《魔王公主》搞笑的加强版告诉了小萝莉,这个无聊的小故事很合小萝莉的口味,听得两只大眼睛直发亮。最后听到魔王自杀时,却露出不满之色,强烈要求将这个故事的主角改成邪恶的人类勇者与善良的魔女。 Chen Rui scratched the head, he now is Ardas apprentice, is equal to joining in Devil World, should be the Human Race's rebel. Blames this miserable soul to pass through, enjoying the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the water that if now in Surface World, he possibly mixed, at least can also go against the Arthur status to work as a second generation of rich. 陈睿挠了挠头,他现在是阿尔达斯的“学徒”,等于投身魔界,应该算是人类的叛徒吧。都怪这次悲催的灵魂穿越,如果现在是在地面世界,他可能已经混的风生水起,至少也能顶着阿瑟的身份当个富二代。 However here is Devil World, can only try to save the poor life to say first again that perhaps also has the opportunity to return to Human World. At the appointed time could also deeply say one to Little Loli: Sorry, I am an undercover. 然而这里是魔界,只能先设法保住小命再说,或许还有机会逃回人类世界。到时或许可以还对小萝莉深沉地说一句:对不起,我是卧底。 At this moment, Jiya raised full basket fruit to come back, Jade Dragon Fruit with seasoning the walnut a little looked like, was bigger, Pi Baorou was fragrant. Chen Rui tastes, some flavor looks like pistachio nuts, a little looks like the longevity fruit, making one to stop but cannot, no wonder Little Loli was determined to come Blue Wave Lake. 就在这时,姬娅提着满满一篮子果子回来了,碧龙果与晒干的核桃有点像,个头大很多,皮薄肉香。陈睿尝了尝,味道有些像开心果,又有点像长寿果,叫人欲罢不能,怪不得小萝莉执意要来蓝波湖 Soon, Athena also returns to the mountain top, in the hand is also having prey of several fish and two goat appearances, had been peeled to wash cleanly. The fish grasps in the brook in mountain, Blue Wave Lake inside water is too poisonous, without any living creature. 不久,阿西娜也返回山头,手里还带着几条鱼和两只山羊模样的猎物,已经被剥洗干净。鱼是在山里的溪流中抓的,蓝波湖里面的水太毒,没有任何活物。 Strange, two months have not come, how nearby has prey been short?” Athena reveals the color of doubts, today gets so far as these, does not know that enough eats......” “奇怪,才两个月没来,附近的猎物怎么少了很多?”阿西娜露出疑惑之色,“今天就弄到这些,也不知道够不够吃……” Six fish sur- two „does sheep also insufficiently eat? Chen Rui was startled: Altogether four people, three female male, are you gluttonies? 六条鱼外加两头“羊”还不够吃?陈睿吃了一惊:一共才四个人,三女一男,难道你们都是饕餮吗? Athena and Jiya's hand foot is very agile, opens to cut the block food very much, puts on again with the crowbar, washes exhaustedly cleanly, but also lived one fires, warm is very comfortable. 阿西娜姬娅的手脚很利索,很开就将食物切好块,再用铁钎穿好,剥洗干净,还生了一堆火,暖洋洋的很舒服。 When baking food, Chen Rui showed one's skill finally, although is otaku, because early morning loses the parents, therefore his taking care of oneself ability is very strong, in the university also once had snack god nickname. 在烧烤食物时,陈睿终于露了一手,虽然是宅男,由于一早失去父母,所以他的自理能力很强,在大学里还曾有“小食神”的绰号。 The seasoning of Little Loli belt is very uneven, Chen Rui formerly had certain understanding in the reorganization to these strange ingredients, slightly after making attempt, is handy. Grilled fish that after tasting Chen Rui has made, all baking duties all fell on his body. Jiya a little holds in high esteem to him, Little Loli boast shamelessly said that has unique insight brings Chen Rui to come out, only then Athena does not utter a word, is eliminating food by swift and violent Speed. 小萝莉带的佐料很齐,陈睿先前在整理的时候就对那些奇怪的配料有了一定了解,略作尝试后,更是得心应手。在尝过陈睿做的烤鱼后,所有的烧烤任务就全落在了他的身上。就连姬娅对他都有点刮目相看,小萝莉大言不惭地说是自己独具慧眼才带陈睿出来,只有阿西娜一声不吭,以迅猛的速度消灭着食物。 Chen Rui only knows why Athena said food will possibly be short, from the table manners of that exaggeration, cannot do well these things she to eat insufficiently. The meeting free time of Alice speech, Athena cleared off the food in tray like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds. Alice snatched slowly one step, saw Chen Rui just to roast the good that several bunches of fish, to will snatch, sees he somewhat strange look, finally was a little embarrassed, said the sentence: You eat first, one will give me again.” 陈睿这才知道阿西娜为什么说食物可能会少了,从那夸张的吃相来看,搞不好这些东西她一个人吃都不够。爱丽丝说话的这会工夫,阿西娜已经风卷残云般地将盘子里的食物一扫而光。爱丽丝抢慢了一步,瞅见陈睿刚烤好的那几串鱼肉,正要冲上来抢,看到他有些古怪的眼神,终于有点不好意思,说了句:“你自己先吃,一会再给我。” Some rare little demoness also consciences discover time, Chen Rui shook the head with a smile, has given her, Alice sweet smiled, receives to continue to gnaw greatly. 难得小魔女还有良心发现的时候,陈睿笑着摇摇头,递给了她,爱丽丝甜甜一笑,接过来继续大啃。 The past events when this atmosphere makes Chen Rui have remembered universities and several friend good friend picnics bakes to come, what a pity, life like telephoning, is not you hangs first, is I first hangs. He has hung in the life of Earth first, the friend friend, that once she, could not see. 这个气氛让陈睿想起了大学时和几个知己好友郊游烧烤的往事来,可惜,人生就像打电话,不是你先挂,就是我先挂。他在地球的人生已经先挂了,知己朋友也罢,那个曾经的她也罢,都见不到了。 Alice has eaten several grilled fish, looks appearance that he is distracted, threw Jade Dragon Fruit to come, center the head, Ha Ha said with a smile: Chen Rui, cannot think the fish that you roast is so delicious, can consider that makes you work as this Princess's male pet.” 爱丽丝啃了几口烤鱼,看他走神的模样,扔了颗碧龙果过来,正中脑袋,哈哈笑道:“陈睿,想不到你烤的鱼这么好吃,可以考虑让你当本公主的男宠。” Chen Rui just picked up Jade Dragon Fruit to gnaw one, hears this sentence nearly to swallow including the shell: Can't this Loli understand male pet the true meanings of two characters? 陈睿刚捡起碧龙果啃了一口,听到这句话险些连壳都咽下去:这萝莉到底懂不懂“男宠”两个字的真正意思? The Athena's energy on food, is all aloof, only then the Jiya warning looked at Chen Rui one, has not made noise, it seems like became accustomed to being prone making exaggerated , sensationalistic statements of Little Loli. Has eaten one, under Alice's combined threats with inducements, Chen Rui was forced to transfer the duty from the chef becomes a storyteller, started to tell the story. 阿西娜的精力全在食物上,对此无动于衷,只有姬娅警告般地看了陈睿一眼,没有出声,看来对小萝莉的语不惊人死不休已经习以为常了。吃了一阵,在爱丽丝的威逼利诱之下,陈睿被迫从厨师转职成说书人,开始讲故事。 The story that Chen Rui chooses is on Earth well-known «Snow White», however this story just a saying ended, the big villain queen in story was despised by Alice. The evaluation is too retarded, especially that poisonous apple, eats also to spit unexpectedly, if changes into this Princess, that was called the fellow of white snow unable to run away Imperial Palace from the beginning. additionally, but also wants Prince even/including also together to kill by poison, robs that country, unified both countries, go down in history. 陈睿选的故事是地球上家喻户晓的《白雪公主》,然而这个故事刚一说完,故事中的大反派王后就被爱丽丝鄙视了。评语是太弱智,尤其那个毒苹果,吃下去居然还能吐出来,如果换成本公主,那个叫白雪的家伙一开始连皇宫都逃不出去。不仅如此,还要连王子也一起毒死,把那个国家也抢夺过来,统一两国,名垂千古。 What Athena is most unsatisfied is lead Snow White, the tentative plan of Swordswoman is, even if the queen has magic, Snow White can also choose to practice the sword! Even if not beat to run into the forest, should hold under duress and enslave seven Dwarf Race, stronger to marry the critical moment of that prince in the queen, Ying Cijiu the male, struggles hard one to kill the queen, finally is bringing the prince living in seclusion wooded mountain, composes the sword and magic one generation of warm-blooded legends. 阿西娜最不满意的是主角白雪公主,女剑士的设想是,就算王后有魔法,白雪公主也可以选择练剑啊!即使不敌逃进森林,也应该挟持并奴役七个矮人族,就在王后要强娶那个王子的关键时刻,英雌救男,苦战一番干掉王后,最后带着王子隐居山林,谱写出剑与魔法的一代热血传奇。 Jiya has also expressed own viewpoint, since the magic mirror said that Snow White is the most beautiful female, why she does not need to charm to be charmed in the kingdom all men to cope with the queen together, least must entice the prince to provoke the two countries war, comes to the young person calamity country. 姬娅也发表了自己的观点,既然魔镜说白雪公主是最美的女子,那么她为什么不用媚惑迷倒王国里所有男人一起对付王后,最少也要诱惑王子挑起两国战争,来个红颜祸国。 Chen Rui full sweating profusely has made the summary to these three editions: One is the Empress version, representative Wu Zetian, the degree of approximation 80% \; One is the hero female version, in representative wuxia novel are too many, the degree of approximation is unable to count \; Last is the Demoness version, representative Daji and Baosi, the degree of approximation 90%. 陈睿满头大汗地对这三个版本做出了总结:一个是女皇版,代表人物武则天,近似度80\;一个是侠女版,代表人物武侠小说中太多,近似度无法统计\;最后一个是妖女版,代表人物妲己褒姒,近似度90。 After Wu Cheng'en Great Grandmaster, Andersen Great Grandmaster has tears streaming down the face once again. In Chen Rui blushes with shame, three females unanimously proposed strong request that repeated. 继吴承恩大宗师后,安徒生大宗师再度泪流满面。就在陈睿汗颜之时,三女一致提出重讲的强烈要求。 This ended originally, but also remelts? Chen Rui was urged reluctantly, ponders diligently, finally modified the ending part, has drawn a charge a sequel of sequel inferior to the previous work: The critical juncture, Snow White knows perfectly well apple poisonous, for Queen paralysis, has eaten up the apple intentionally. Afterward feigned madness and played dumb, saved the strength secretly, and enticed the neighboring country prince by the beauty, finally united the Strength of forest and prince, turn the tables has annihilated the queen at one fell swoop. 这都已经完本了,还怎么回炉?陈睿被催更得无奈,冥思苦想,终于改动了结尾部分,出炉了一个狗尾续貂的续集:危急关头,白雪公主明知苹果有毒,为了麻痹王后,故意吃下了苹果。后来装疯卖傻,暗暗积攒实力,并以美色诱惑邻国王子,最终联合森林和王子的力量,一举翻盘消灭掉了王后。 The sequel of this Hamlet simplification version, the difficult accent, to be pointed out as before many brains are remnant, but goes through a strategic pass finally reluctantly. Chen Rui has wiped head sweat, pledged secretly, if can return to Earth, on the beginning must send to encourage the placard much, is an author not to be easy. 这个哈姆雷特简化版的续集,依旧众口难调,被指出有多处脑残,但总算是勉强过关。陈睿抹了一把头上的汗水,暗暗发誓如果能回到地球,上起点一定要多发鼓励帖,当个作者不容易啊。 Three females have not given full expression by are discussing together, especially Alice and Athena, but also often plays to create a disturbance. Chen Rui does not dare to interpose, for safety, to three females , to continue earnestly the labor of duty of chef by far. As the novel amateur, the story that he remembers not 1000 also 800, but these three succubas too can toss about, if each story like Snow White, the light will be thinks dead of exhaustion. 三女意犹未尽地靠在一起谈论,尤其爱丽丝阿西娜,还不时嬉戏打闹。陈睿不敢插话,为安全起见,离三女远远的,继续埋头厨师的本职工作。作为小说爱好者,他记得的故事没有1000也有800,但这三个魔女太能折腾了,如果每个故事都像白雪公主这样,光是想想都会累死。 When the meat roasts the good time, three females as if ate to the full, has not come to snatch again, crowds together, the sound is getting more and more low, slowly did not have the sound, most active Alice is also so, they as if poured in underground fall asleep. 等到肉烤好的时候,三女似乎是吃饱了,没有再过来抢,凑在一起,声音越来越低,慢慢没了动静,就连最活跃的爱丽丝也是如此,她们似乎倒在地下睡着了。 The beautiful women have fallen asleep, the wolf, made a mistake...... Is the male, is still sobering, what can make? 美女们睡着了,狼,错了……是男,依然清醒着,是不是可以做点什么? Chen Rui shook the head firmly definitely is that black belly Princess wants to do the giving people a hard time gadget that the color tempts and so on, knows own stature is not very powerful, therefore has drawn in Athena and Jiya show. If there is anything to act rashly even if escapes, fall into trap, the best means will wait for that waits for Little Loli to lose the patience, will collapse of itself. 陈睿坚决地摇了摇头肯定又是那个腹黑公主想搞色诱之类的整人玩意,知道自己身材不够给力,所以拉上了阿西娜姬娅作秀。要是有什么轻举妄动哪怕是逃跑,就会中计,最好的办法就是等待,等小萝莉失去耐心,就会不攻自破。 On the other hand, Little Loli acting skills is not much, the breath is too long, was too the pitching chisel, common failing that Academy sent. Athena is not good, modeling too alternative, unexpectedly closely is holding that the sword, pitiful Alan is really sorrowful, the person is inexpensive, is the demon is inferior to the sword. Most successful, when was Succubus maid, the posture that back curled upwards aroused, this time Little Golden Guy conferred Schoolmate Jiya. 话说回来,小萝莉演技不怎么样,呼吸太悠长,还是太斧凿了,学院派的通病。阿西娜也不行,造型太另类,居然紧紧抱着那把剑,可怜的艾伦真悲哀啊,人不如贱啊,哦,是魔不如剑。最成功的当属魅魔侍女了,那个背翘的姿势太撩人了,这次的小金人就颁给姬娅同学吧。 Chen Rui correct use specialized otaku vision review, the feeling is not gradually right, puts down the barbecue, stands up, at this time that four tamed triangle great rhinoceros start become restless, exudes the loud breath sound. 陈睿正用专业的宅男眼光点评着,渐渐感觉不对了,放下烤肉,站起身来,此时那四只被驯服的三角巨犀开始变得不安起来,发出粗重的鼻息声。 In the Chen Rui's mind starts to resound prompt sound, the Super System start progress is automatic is increasing, start is very slow, shortly afterwards is getting quicker and quicker, 20% , 30%...... Has raised fast rise to unexpectedly more than 80%! 陈睿的脑海中开始响起提示声,超级系统的启动进度自动在增加,开始还是很缓慢,紧接着越来越快,20%,30%……竟然一直提飞快升到80%多! Even if Ardas Laboratory numerous toxicants, brushed less than 20%, why here had such terrifying toxicity, can make the system progress like this rapid rises suddenly...... 就算是阿尔达斯实验室的众多毒药,也只是刷到了不足20%,为什么这里有如此恐怖的毒力,能使系统进度这样飞速骤升…… Original Super System start progress speeds up should be the happy matter, but when under Chen Rui's vision swept mountain when lonesome and quiet such as Blue Wave Lake of mirror, suddenly has thought of anything, the cold sweat has braved immediately. 本来超级系统启动进度加快应该是高兴的事情,但当陈睿的目光掠过山下的幽静如镜的蓝波湖时,忽然想到了什么,冷汗顿时冒了出来。 The breeze has stroked, side Chen Rui are suddenly many a short hair man to come, in the hand takes that several bunches of barbecues to be popular. 微风拂过,陈睿身边忽然多出一个短发男子来,手里拿着那几串烤肉正吃得香。 This male hair pitch-black, skin brown yellow, figure is vigorous, wears a strange look long gown, the body seems surrounding strings of strange marks, sends out the light ray. 这个男子头发乌黑,皮肤褐黄,身形矫健,穿着一身怪异的神色长袍,身上似乎环绕着一串串奇异的符号,发出淡淡的光芒。 You came.” “你来了。” This inquiry makes the man stare, asked back: „Do you know me?” 这个提问让男子一愣,反问道:“你认识我?” Chen Rui curled the lip toward Blue Wave Lake, exploringly asked one: Poison Dragon?” 陈睿蓝波湖撇了撇嘴,试探性地问了一句:“毒龙?” You should politely call Great Poison Dragon or Poison Dragon Your Excellency.” The men crack into a smile, reveals the white advantage tooth. “你应该尊称‘伟大毒龙’或是‘毒龙大人’。”男子咧嘴一笑,露出白森森的利齿。 ** -\\** | The book friend uploads /- |书友上传/-
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