DSIL :: Volume #1

#1: bullshit! miserable rebirth


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The first chapter miserable rebirth 第一章悲催的重生 Chen Rui, in myriad otaku army, the 24 year, after college is unemployed, did not open a shop easily, can get by reluctantly, was still No house, No car, No girlfriend Three Noes People. 陈睿,万千宅男大军中的一员,二十四岁,大学毕业后就失业,不容易开了个网店,勉强能糊口,至今仍是无房无车无女朋友三无人口 On this day, he picks a cell phone on the road, but also brought a camera, although this cell phone does not have including the sign, looks is the village goods, after is the wealth of accidental/surprised, moreover there is a cell phone of camera always to give the person to bring associate. Chen Rui presses down the power switch immediately, sees only the screen to shine, the middle presents square box, in the box jumps a row of light character: You determined that can do this?” 这一天,他在路上捡到一部手机,还带了个摄像头,尽管这部手机连牌子都没有,一看就是山寨货,毕竟是意外之财,而且有摄像头的手机总是给人带来联想陈睿当即按下电源开关,只见屏幕亮起,中间出现一个方盒子,盒子里蹦出一排光字:“你确定要这样做吗?” He presses down the confirmation key, light character reappears: „Do you determine really?” 他按下确认键,光字再现:“你真的确定吗?” Is which bored fellow establishes like this starting animation? Chen Rui presses down confirmation key without hesitation once more, center the screen presents Congratulations for getting a prize-winning ticket! Welcome to use Super System several large characters, immediately the cell phone explodes. 是哪个无聊的家伙设置这样的开机动画?陈睿不假思索地再次按下确认键,屏幕正中出现“恭喜中奖!欢迎使用超级系统”几个大字,随即手机爆炸开来。 Chen Rui bullshit has not said that the whole person lost the consciousness. 陈睿一句“坑爹”还没说出口,整个人已经失去了意识。 Does not know how long, Chen Rui has opened the eye blurry, only the sleep has a terrible headache, remembers faintly is the cell phone explosion of that bullshit, finally stupor in the past. Now in the head seemed to be many lots, but also pondered without enough time, before hearing the body, some people asked: Awoke?” 不知过去了多久,陈睿迷迷糊糊地睁开了眼睛,只觉头疼得厉害,隐隐想起是那部坑爹的手机爆炸,结果昏迷了过去。如今脑袋中仿佛多了很多东西,还来不及细想,就听到身前有人问道:“醒了?” What heaving in sight is a sharp-looking thin face, the skin is black, facial features is handsome, a dark silver hair, sharp-eared sharp, the eyeball impressively is the blue color, on the overcast face is having the color of doubts. 映入眼帘的是一张尖瘦的脸庞,皮肤较黑,五官英俊,一头暗银色的头发,耳朵尖尖,眼珠赫然是蓝色的,阴晦的脸上带着疑惑之色。 Is facing this alternative face, Chen Rui appears very calm, he experience in the network is many this Anime Fan, acts cartoon or cartoon role that oneself like, probably is called cosplay, immediately opens the mouth saying: Was you have saved me? Thanks!” 面对着这张“另类”的面孔,陈睿显得很淡定,他在网络上见识过不少这种动漫发烧友,扮演自己喜欢的卡通或漫画角色,好像叫做cosplay,当下开口道:“是你救了我?谢谢!” nowadays, can save individual not to support easily. 这年头,能救个人也挺不容易的。 Has saved you?” Sees the Chen Rui grateful appearance, Anime Fan was more surprised, talked to oneself in a low voice: Is the medicine dosage has the issue? With wrong medicine?” “救了你?”看到陈睿感激的样子,动漫发烧友更加惊讶了,低声自语道:“难道是药的剂量有问题?还是用错药了?” This one to one answered, the Chen Rui hear were very unusual with the language of opposite party, before had never listened, but why did not know, can understand meaning, seemed some general language. 这一对一答,陈睿听出自己与对方的语言都很奇特,以前从未听过,但不知为什么,又能明白其中的意思,似乎是某种通用的语言。 Buddy, this Elf modeling is very lifelike, was the skin was too black...” Chen Rui shakes the head puzzled, struggles to sit to set out, only periphery thinks the whole body to be sore, looks at the completely strange unusual environment, was right, where is this?” “哥们,这精灵造型很逼真,就是皮肤太黑了…”陈睿不解地摇摇头,挣扎着坐起身来,只觉全身酸痛,看着周围完全陌生的奇特环境,“对了,这是在哪里?” Unexpectedly dares to taunt the Dark Elf skin color! Your this damn Human Race!” Anime Fan responded, flies into a rage, in the hand incites makes noise, Chen Rui sees electric arc flash, was struck to fly instantaneously several meters, the whole body of paralysis cannot help but twitches, in the air is filling burnt smell. “居然敢嘲讽暗精灵的肤色!你这个该死的人类!”动漫发烧友反应了过来,勃然大怒,手中滋地作响,陈睿就见电弧一闪,瞬间被击飞几米,麻痹的全身不由自主地抽搐起来,空气中弥漫着一股焦糊的气味。 Sil! Goes!” Although punished Chen Rui, the Anime Fan incisive sound has still been full of the anger. 斯利!快滚出来!”尽管惩罚了陈睿,动漫发烧友尖锐的声音依然充满了愤怒。 A short and small shadow tumbled to clash, this was a strange fellow, the skin is red, stature short and small, the look was ugly, in spacious mouth faintly visible two rows of sharp teeth. 一个矮小的黑影连滚带爬地冲了过来,这是一个奇怪的家伙,皮肤通红,身材矮小,相貌丑陋,宽大的嘴巴中隐隐可见两排锋利的牙齿。 respected Master Ardas, lowly servant Sil awaits to dispatch, you are entire Devil World most sinister greatest Potion Master...” 尊敬的阿尔达斯大师,卑微的仆人斯利听候差遣,你是整个魔界最邪恶最伟大药剂大师…” This sound filled has flattered to flatter the meaning of flattering, however the Ardas mood was very bad, did not listen to this bored flattery, shouted to clear the way: Receives that set of hypocritical tricks! Your this Sloth Inferior Devil, you are only handymen! Fed wrong potion to him a moment ago?” 这声音充满了谀媚讨好之意,然而阿尔达斯的心情很坏,根本听不进这种无聊的奉承,喝道:“收起那套虚伪的把戏!你这个懒惰小劣魔,你只是个杂役而已!刚才是不是给他喂错药水了?” Sil had a scare, hurries saying: Absolutely does not have, told according to Master's a moment ago, real potion that in No. 3 medicine bottle uses.” 斯利吓了一跳,赶紧说道:“绝对没有,刚才正是照大师的吩咐,用的三号药瓶里的真实药剂。” Real potion? Then said a moment ago what he satirized me to say was the truth?” The Ardas gloomy intonation makes the Sil cold sweat brave, you go to put one bottle of blood to come out this damn fellow now, fills next No. 6 tearing potion again!” “真实药剂?那么说他刚才讽刺我说的是真话了?”阿尔达斯阴森的语调让斯利冷汗直冒,“你现在去把这该死的家伙放一瓶血出来,再灌下六号撕裂药水!” Sil does not dare to be wordy, immediately defers to tell on the table to choose medicine bottle. 斯利不敢啰嗦,马上按照吩咐去桌上挑选药瓶 If did not have the lightning, Chen Rui also thinks that this was any anime convention or is making the movie, saw that this only Inferior Devil one step jumped close, the heart was filled up instantaneously frightened, wants to struggle, still brought the body of paralysis unable to obey the control of brain. 如果没有刚才的闪电,陈睿还会以为这是什么动漫联谊会或在拍电影,眼看着这只小劣魔一步一跳地接近,心头瞬间被恐惧填满,想要挣扎,犹带着麻痹的身体根本无法听从大脑的控制。 Sil arrives in front of Chen Rui, does not use any blade, stretches out the sharp nail toward his arm one stroke, immediately emits the blood, the small eye of Sil shines, smacked the lips, is extruding the wound, while meets the blood with the transparent glass jar. 斯利走到陈睿面前,也不用什么刀刃,伸出锋利的指甲朝他手臂一划,顿时冒出鲜血,斯利的小眼睛亮了亮,咂了咂嘴,一边挤压着伤口,一边用透明的玻璃瓶接血。 That jar capacity is not small, when the blood meets gradually is full, Chen Rui is the body feels cold, dizziness brain bulge. Meets full one bottle with great difficulty, Inferior Devil wipes in that wound, uses temporarily as stop bleeding, extends in the import to suck in the claw conveniently, that Greed(y) expression, seems tasting the unsurpassed delicacy, looks at Chen Rui to be scared at heart. 那瓶子容量不小,等血渐渐接满时,陈睿已是身体发冷,头晕脑胀。好不容易接满一瓶,小劣魔就在那伤口一抹,权当止血,顺手地将爪子伸进口中吮吸着,那副贪婪的表情,仿佛在品尝无上的美味,看得陈睿心里直发毛。 However this unnecessary movement immediately causes Ardas discontented cold snort, Sil had shivered, does not dare to hesitate, immediately pours into No. 6 potion the Chen Rui mouth. 然而这个多余的动作立刻引起了阿尔达斯不满的冷哼声,斯利打了个冷颤,不敢迟疑,立刻将六号药水灌入陈睿口中。 When this potion entrance has a light fragrant sweet taste, what however is clearly opposite with it is its fearful potency, after moment, the Chen Rui's whole body starts to transmit the severe pain, each inch skin as if came by tearing, he first time suffers this pain since birth, cannot bear call out pitifully. 药水入口时有股淡淡的香甜味,然而与之截然相反的是它的可怕效力,片刻过后,陈睿的全身开始传来剧痛,每一寸皮肤仿佛被撕裂开来,他有生以来还是第一次遭受这种痛苦,忍不住惨叫起来。 The Chen Rui's painful appearance lets the expression that Ardas shows to dispel anger, nods satisfied: It seems like tearing potion is very effective, does not know that is Human Race's Physique has the resistance to real potion, did that bottle of medicines itself have problems a moment ago?” 陈睿的痛苦模样让阿尔达斯露出解恨的表情,满意地点点头:“看来撕裂药水很有效,不知道是人类的体质对真实药水有抗性,还是刚才那瓶药本身出了问题?” Ardas knows that this tearing potion strongest potency in behind, is still disinclined to listen to Chen Rui to call out pitifully again, the order said: Sil! Brings to guard to dungeon him well, is hungry his for night! If which day he died in the experiment, I did not mind that gives you to work as food the corpse.” 阿尔达斯知道这撕裂药水最强的效力还在后面,懒得再听陈睿惨叫,命令道:“斯利!把他带到地牢去好好看守,饿他一夜!如果哪一天他在试验中死掉,我不介意把尸体送给你当食物。” The Sil great happiness, words of a series of flattery blurted out that only listens to Ardas expression gloomily one revolution: But, once I discovered that you have attempt of stealing food again, you are the next test piece!” 斯利大喜,一连串奉承的话脱口而出,只听阿尔达斯的语气阴测测地一转:“但是,一旦我发现你再有偷吃的企图,你就是下一个实验品!” Sil is not short in Laboratory dull Time, thinks that in the past the pitiful conditions of these test pieces, frightened the Chinese zither to tremble, the nod constantly, drags Chen Rui to walk toward the room outside immediately. 斯利实验室呆的时间不短,想到以往那些实验品的惨状,吓得瑟发抖,点头不迭,立刻拖着陈睿朝屋外走去。 The Inferior Devil strength is not small, entrains Chen Rui to knock, before coming to a gloomy moist basement, has thrown. 小劣魔的力气不小,拽着陈睿一路磕磕碰碰,来到一间阴暗潮湿地下室前,扔了进去。 A bit faster dies, damn fellow! Sil Your Excellency has not tasted the Human Race's flavor!” Inferior Devil one instead a moment ago lowly respectful the appearance in front of Ardas, rampantly had kicked several feet on Chen Rui, had not given full expression to lick to moisten the finger of blood, in the aperture has been flashing greedy expression, does not dare to defy the orders of Ardas finally, closed the door, one step jumped exits. “快点死吧,该死的家伙!斯利大人还从没品尝过人类的味道呢!”小劣魔一反刚才在阿尔达斯面前卑微恭敬的模样,嚣张之极地在陈睿身上踢了几脚,意犹未尽地舔了舔曾经沾过血的手指,小眼中闪动着贪婪之色,终是不敢违抗阿尔达斯的命令,关上牢门,一步一跳地出去了。 Chen Rui just struggled to consider to stand up from failure, the body somatalgia hurts suddenly sharp increase ten times, again called out pitifully, in the brain resounded a mysterious sound suddenly: Discovered that unclear poisonous material, does absorb and starts Super System?” 陈睿刚挣扎着想翻个身,身体痛疼忽然剧增十倍,不由再次惨叫起来,脑中忽然响起一个神秘声音:“发现不明有毒物质,是否吸收并启动超级系统?” The Chen Rui pain must suffer extreme distress, speaks thoughtlessly to comply with one, the Chest has transmitted cool for no reason, proliferated the whole body rapidly, the ache clearly weakens unexpectedly. 陈睿正痛得死去活来,随口应了一声,心口无端地传来一阵清凉,迅速扩散全身,疼痛竟然明显减弱了。 Energy supplies the insufficient, system initiation progress 0.5%, need many Energy can complete.” In the brain transmits biting once more a prompt sound, immediately without a trace. 能量供应不足,系统启动进度0.5%,需要更多的能量才能完成。”脑中再次传来“叮”地一声提示声,随即无影无踪。 Wait / Etc., system? What is this? 等等,系统?这是什么? Waits for Chen Rui to respond that sound has not appeared again, is the illusion? 陈睿反应过来,那声音再也没有出现过,难道是幻觉? Chen Rui pondered without enough time again, the massive information that because he was increased by the mind in immediately were shocked. When formerly just regained consciousness, he thought that before the head are many were many, no memory, after this tossing about, these remembers that Fragment had been digested to absorb automatically. 陈睿来不及再细想,因为他已经被脑海中随即增加的大量信息惊呆了。在先前刚苏醒时,他就觉得脑袋里多了很多以前没有的记忆,经过这番折腾,这些记忆碎片已经自动被消化吸收。 Originally he is not original Chen Rui, rather one youth who called Arthur, but here was not Earth, radically was another world. 原来他已经不是原来的陈睿,而是一个叫阿瑟的少年,而这里也不是地球,根本就是另外一个世界。 Really is the soul passes through! As on liking the beginning looked at web novel otaku, Chen Rui responded immediately. 果然是灵魂穿越!作为喜欢上起点看网络小说宅男,陈睿立刻就反应了过来。 The Chen Rui parents early perish, most own grandfather also passed away last year only, therefore too has not worried. The issue is, passes through the rebirth to hear much, has not heard such miserable! 陈睿父母早亡,唯一最亲的爷爷也在去年故世,所以并没有太多牵挂。问题是,穿越重生听说过不少,没听说过这样悲催的! Chen Rui knew from Arthur incomplete memory fragment that this Space is a magic world, Arthur probably is the aristocrat descendant, the twenty year, the easy life crossed very much moistens, two days ago when goes out to play, transmits to such one bewilderedly everywhere is the Devil places, was held to feed in that fan Ardas Laboratory, started the pitiful test piece profession. 陈睿阿瑟残缺的记忆片段中得知,这个空间是一个魔法世界,“阿瑟”好像是个贵族后裔,二十岁,小日子本来过得很滋润,两天前外出游玩时,莫名其妙地传送到这样一个到处都是恶魔的地方,被抓住送进了那位发烧友阿尔达斯实验室,开始了悲惨的实验品生涯。 Human World of Arthur life has Human Race, Elf, Dwarf and other Race, but now this place, likely is in the legend and Human Race hostile Devil Race world! 阿瑟生活的人类世界人类精灵矮人种族,而如今这个地方,很可能就是传说中与人类敌对的魔族世界! Devil Race has formidable Strength Race, when because of antiquity war lost to Human Race allied armies to be pursued environment bad Abyss World, the entrance also by the formidable barrier Strength seal. 魔族是拥有强大力量种族,因上古战争时败给人类联军而被驱逐到了环境恶劣的深渊世界,入口也被强大的结界力量封闭。 For all this, Devil Race has given up returning to attempt of ground, every 500 years of barrier entrance will attenuate, is the start that both sides fight. Devil Race same miserable, historically has not gained the final victory. 尽管如此,魔族一直都放弃过返回地面的企图,每500年结界入口都会弱化,也就是双方大战的开始。只是魔族同样悲催,历史上未取得过最后的胜利。 In three hundred years ago recent wars, Devil Race allied armies in first Expert White Night. Under the command of Lucifer, making the Human Race casualties serious, just like but the past was the same, the final victory still belonged to Radiant and justice, White Night. Lucifer was struck to kill by Human Race Expert, the Devil Race army of rout is forced to withdraw Devil World. 就在三百年前最近的一次大战中,魔族联军在第一强者白夜路西法的统帅下,令人类伤亡惨重,但正如以往一样,最终的胜利依然属于“光明和正义”,白夜路西法人类强者击杀,溃败的魔族军队被迫撤回魔界 In the Arthur memory understanding to Devil Race is only restricted in this, actually Human World many swords break the rivers and streams and fist crack mountain range Expert, however Arthur this goods is a standard waste material, Battle Energy magic anything, the biggest special skill unexpectedly will not be Eat and drink. If the Arthur soul, Chen Rui certainly will still seize the neck of this boy to roar: How you have such Top Grade special skill! 阿瑟记忆中对魔族的认识仅限于此,其实人类世界不乏剑断江河、拳裂山脉的强者,然而阿瑟这货偏偏是个标准的废材,斗气魔法什么的一样都不会,最大的特长竟是吃喝玩乐。如果阿瑟的灵魂还在,陈睿一定会掐住这小子的脖子怒吼:你丫怎么有如此极品的特长! The reality is, this fellow has extricated under suffering of Ardas potion thoroughly, then must face is pitiful successor Chen Rui. 现实是,这家伙已经在阿尔达斯药剂的折磨下彻底解脱,接下来要面对一切是悲惨的继承者陈睿 Does not have Strength small and weak Human Race, will be in the Devil world will be everywhere what kind of? Test piece? Food? 一个毫无力量的弱小人类,在遍地是恶魔的世界里会怎么样?实验品?食物? Chen Rui more wants more to fear that pressed down to oneself at that time confirmed the hand inexpensive behavior regret is incomparable, in the heart early that bullshit cell phone scolded a lot, however has not regretted after the fact now may eat. 陈睿越想越怕,对自己当时按下“确认”的手贱行为后悔无比,心中早将那部坑爹的手机骂了个千百遍,然而现在已经没有后悔药可吃了。 former life he is otaku one, looked that the novel, played game and bubble forum is a skilled person, the martial arts wrestle actually from overflowing to touch on slightly, even if understood two, in this magic world no matter also used. How can go on living? 前世他是宅男一个,看小说、玩游戏、泡论坛是一把好手,武术格斗却从没过沾边,就算懂两手,在这个魔法世界也不管用。要怎样才能活下去? Chen Rui has thought for a long time is still at wit's end very much, in body and psychology dual exhausted, finally heavy goes off. 陈睿想了很久依然无计可施,在身体与心理的双重疲惫中,终于沉沉睡去。
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