Zheng Fan puts out a hand to take this gadget, but also looked at carefully carefully, let alone, after any gadget really must achieve the pinnacle, but also really can give people a feeling of artware. 郑凡伸手将这玩意儿拿起来,还仔细端详了一下,别说,任何玩意儿真要做到极致后,还真能给人一种艺术品的感觉。 „Ah~” “啊~” Nearby State of Jin Empress Dowager exuded one to call out in alarm, nearly must faint bashfully, this time did not need Zheng Fan to put out a hand to press, her oneself buried the face in the quilt does not dare to raise the head. 边上的晋国太后发出了一声惊呼,近乎要羞晕过去,这次不用郑凡伸手压了,她自己将脸埋在了被子里不敢抬头。 „Hehe.” “呵呵。” Zheng Fan smiles. 郑凡笑了笑。 This gadget, he knows. 这玩意儿,他知道。 Do not think, only then the modern talents of later generation will play, the ancient people also played this early, after all, the social development change, was the external condition, the essential person, and instinct demand of person, has existed. 别以为只有后世的现代人才会玩儿,古代人也老早地就玩儿这个了,毕竟,社会发展变化的,都是外在的条件,本质的人,以及人的本能需求,一直都是存在的。 This thing called dildo, called „Guo” mister, the different periods also had other aliases, for example „Jingdong human affairs” „Guangdong human affairs” ; 这东西叫jio先生,也叫“郭”先生,不同时期还有其他别名,比如“景东人事”“广东人事”; Was the same as the Jinhua ham and Gaoyou preserved egg of later generation, makes the name effect. 就跟后世的金华火腿、高邮皮蛋一样,做出品牌效应了。 In the cultural relic excavation, this class thing unearths may be many, unearths from the grave of court eunuch, because the average person is really embarrassed this gadget, when the funeral object puts, because the court eunuch lacks this, therefore has had one type to this „worship” and „expectation”. 文物发掘里,这类的东西出土得可不少,很多都是从太监的坟里出土的,因为普通人还真不好意思把这玩意儿当陪葬品放进去,而太监因为缺这个,所以对这个一直有着一种“崇拜”和“憧憬”。 Naturally, the court eunuch definitely to oneself with this, they in the imperial palace, cannot do with the palace maid „to food”. 当然了,太监肯定不是给自己用这个,他们在皇宫内,可以和宫女做“对食”。 As the name suggests, is the opposite sits eats meal together, mediates loneliness in the deep palace, is impossible healthily to eat meal completely very much, will handle something, but under the court eunuch did not have, 顾名思义,就是对面坐着一起吃饭,排解一下深宫内的寂寞,也不可能完全很健康地吃饭,也会去做一些事情,不过太监下面没了, Therefore must draw support from the external object. 所以就得借助外物。 Generally speaking, many of quite this gadget ceramic porcelain, the wood/blockhead soaked after all easily for a long time bad. 一般来说,这玩意儿陶瓷制的比较多,毕竟木头泡久了容易坏。 Naturally, the condition is better, can choose bronze, silver and jade. 当然了,条件更好一点的,可以选择铜质、银质、玉质。 However, State of Jin Empress Dowager this higher level, 不过,晋国太后这根就更高级了, The ivory does! 象牙做的！ „Empress Dowager, the matter of men and women, way things should be, there are what at the worst, is not by any means shy, although previously some had to offend to disrespect, but also disdains in publicizes this matter, Empress Dowager completely may feel relieved.” “太后,男女之事,人之常情,又有何大不了的,切莫害羞,虽说先前某多有冒犯不敬,但还不屑于将此事宣扬出去,太后尽可放心。” Why does not know, Empress Dowager mood because of this commitment, but stabilized, perhaps because of Zheng Fan previous is not artificial, causing her instead to believe the commitment of Zheng Fan. 不知道为什么,太后的情绪因为这句承诺而稳定了下来,许是因为郑凡先前的不做作,导致她反而相信郑凡的这句承诺。 „But, Empress Dowager, some suggestion, you look here, here, can make one to add on some small lump finely ground particles, the effect will be better.” “不过,太后,某建议啊,你看这里,这里,可以叫人加上一些小疙瘩小颗粒,效果可能会更好。” „Ah~” “啊~” The Empress Dowager ashamed and resentful face pastes the quilt again. 太后再度羞愤脸贴被子。 Zheng Fan smiled a while, puts this thing in a box, sends in the hidden compartment, goes back the soft quilt, the blocking was solid. 郑凡笑了一会儿,也就将这东西方进盒子里,又送入暗格中,将软被盖回去,遮挡严实了。 Then, sets out to arrive by the front table, carries the teapot, starts to pour water- Washing the hands. 然后,起身走到前方的桌案旁,端起茶壶,开始倒水--洗手。 Empress Dowager heard the sound of water, raised the head, looks to here, saw Zheng Fan when washing the hands, very red face could not see whether became redder, but in the eye wiped the anger to be fleeting ; 太后听到了水声,也抬起头,看向了这边,见郑凡在洗手时,本就很红的脸也看不出是否变得更红,但眼里一抹怒气稍纵即逝; This rudeness, shuts out oneself unexpectedly...... 这个粗蛮,居然嫌弃自己的…… Washes the hands, Zheng Fan has turned around, discovered that Empress Dowager the face is ruddy at this time, but also really very well looks. 洗完了手,郑凡转过身,发现太后此时脸红扑扑的,还真挺好看。 Perhaps because of the relations of dildo, instead made everyone not have the previous that fetter, Zheng Fan to open the mouth saying: 许是因为jio先生的关系,反而让大家没了先前的那种束缚,郑凡开口道: „Throws a truth with you, Imperial Ancestral Temple, state treasury two place, I must to take, this time, to seek the wealth, Empress Dowager you wants obedient, does not mess around, you can go to Yanjing to enjoy happiness with your son, un, bringing your ivory to go together.” “就跟您撂个实话吧,太庙,国库这两个地方,我肯定得要取的,这次来,也就是为了求财,太后你只要听话,不瞎闹,您就可以和您儿子一起去燕京享福去,嗯,带着您的象牙一起去。” Empress Dowager deeply inspires, as if also put down the restraint completely, said directly: 太后深吸一口气,似乎也完全放下了约束,直接道: „Imperial Ancestral Temple cannot move!” “太庙不能动！” „Your does State of Jin currently besides the institute of priest/sacrifice, where have odd/surplus wealth/fiscal?” “你晋国现在除了祭祀之所,哪里还有余财么？” „No matter how, Imperial Ancestral Temple does not permit!” “不管如何,太庙不准动！” „You speak do not keep a promise now, clever, should not be swayed by personal feelings.” “您说话现在不算数了,乖,别意气用事。” „widow, some here also private storehouses.” “哀家,我这里还有一些私库。” „Your that pin money do not move, I take responsibility, can make you bring Yanjing.” “你那点私房钱就别动了,我做主,可以让你带着去燕京。” „Can widow also thank you? General Zheng.” “哀家是否还得谢谢您？郑将军。” „You are optional.” “您随意。” Although this State of Jin Empress Dowager does not have Fu Royal Consort to be sensible, but the man has such a share inexpensive plant root. 虽说这位晋国太后没有福王妃懂事儿,但男人就有那么一股子贱根子。 Delivers on own initiative, does not treasure, even also brings the point to act with constraint with „clean body self-respect”. 主动送上门的,不珍惜,甚至还带着点矜持与“洁身自爱”。 On the contrary is Empress Dowager this type, City Protector Zheng also really some interests of making fun. 反倒是太后这种的,郑城守还真有些调弄的兴趣。 Naturally, although Siniang has said considers takes care of Princess or the Empress Dowager harem group to oneself ; 当然了,虽说四娘一直说着想给自己张罗个公主或者太后的后宫团; But can the words of woman, believe? 但女人的话,能信么？ Zheng Fan may still remember when oneself gave initially «Feng Siniang» this manhua makes up the following plot, a person in the work room room designs these Siniang in various brutal ways to devastate to suffer these unfaithful lover plots ; 郑凡可还记得自己当初给《风四娘》这部漫画补后面剧情时,一个人在工作室房间里设计那些四娘以各种惨无人道的方式去蹂躏折磨那些负心郎的剧情; Remembers vaguely oneself was very initially excited, 依稀记得自己当初还很兴奋, Now thinks, 现在想想, really is like fool. 真特么跟个二傻子一样。 „We chatted here, but some were not good temporarily, your here had to eat?” Zheng Fan asked. “咱就聊到这里,不过某暂时也不好出去,你这儿有吃的么？”郑凡问道。 „You did not fear that widow does intoxicate?” “你就不怕哀家下毒？” „You do not hate dead.” Zheng Fan said very much free and easy. “你不舍得死。”郑凡很洒脱地说道。 „widow, widow, widow is country Empress Dowager, widow .........” “哀家,哀家,哀家可是一国太后,哀家………” „Ok, was not old, always do not install the self-important appearance, went, looked to eat to me.” “行了,年纪又不大,别老是装得老气横秋的样子,去,给我找点儿吃的。” Empress Dowager hesitant moment, went to that side to carry a fruit tray to come, inside had many cakes and pastries and dry fruit. 太后犹豫了片刻,还是去那边端了一个果盘过来,里面有不少糕点和干果。 The thing places around the Zheng Fan surface, 东西放在郑凡面前后, Zheng Fan takes cakes and pastries to hold appreciatively in the hand. 郑凡只是拿着一块糕点在手里把玩着。 „Do you eat?” Empress Dowager opens the mouth to say. “您吃啊？”太后开口道。 „I instigated.” “我怂了。” „............” Empress Dowager. “…………”太后。 „Right, how many years did previous sovereign pass away?” “对了,先皇驾崩多少年了？” „More than ten years.” “十多年了。” „, You may not be really easy, orphan widowed mother.” “哦,那你可真不容易,孤儿寡母的。” Empress Dowager takes up cakes and pastries silently, sent in the mouth to nip one, chewed to swallow. 太后默默地拿起一片糕点,送入嘴里咬了一口,嘴嚼着咽了下去。 Zheng Fan is holding appreciatively the cakes and pastries in hand as before, as if this does not bring to eat, but is the toy. 郑凡依旧把玩着手中的糕点,仿佛这不是拿来吃的,而是玩具。 „General Zheng, widow thought that you are really an interesting person.” “郑将军,哀家觉得你真是一个有意思的人。” „Un, you to some interesting?” “嗯,你对某有意思？” „You......” “你……” „Do not be anxious , should not be angry, today truly has many accidents, and you felt relieved that after all, later similar accident, will also have, must be familiar with.” “别紧张,也别生气,今天确实发生了不少变故,你且放宽心吧,毕竟,以后类似的变故,还会有很多,得习惯。” „.........” Empress Dowager. “………”太后。 „Actually, originally your State of Jin, but can also maintain is longer.” “其实,本来你们这晋国,还能维系得更久一些的。” Situ Family in the Heaven Broken Mountain preparation just savage, 司徒家在天断山准备刚野人, Yan people will not launch the attack in this time to Situ Family, 燕人在此时就不会对司徒家发动进攻, both sides divvy up the State of Jin country to bless together tacitly, hello/you good my good everyone's good. 双方一起默契地分掉晋国的国祚,你好我好大家好。 Sovereign of Jin oneself does this, had the chain-reaction. 偏偏晋皇自己搞出这一出,起了连锁反应。 It looks like in Zheng Fan, South Pacifying Marquis this coming, its goal, is thinks merely convenient has no capital and environs of existence value to sweep thoroughly, migrates Sovereign of Jin as well as Empress Dowager and close relative imperial clan to Yanjing goes. 在郑凡看来,靖南侯这次过来,其目的,仅仅是想顺手将已经没什么存在价值的京畿之地给彻底扫掉,将晋皇以及太后以及近亲宗室都迁移到燕京去。 Later State of Jin, is clean, on State of Yan and Situ Family. 以后晋国,就干干净净的,就燕国和司徒家两家。 South Pacifying Marquis did not plan resorted to arms to Situ Family at this time, otherwise he will definitely come to the belt/bring the Litian City South Pacifying Army main force. 靖南侯是不打算对司徒家这时候用兵的,否则他肯定会将历天城的靖南军主力给带过来。 „Plan of my child, widow is the approval.” Empress Dowager so said. “我儿的谋划,哀家是认同的。”太后这般说道。 „ Do you approve to be useful? Woman of your most lifetime life in palace, plays to play the harem palace to fight also calculates, does the army country important matter, where deliberately create trouble by you? “你认同有什么用？你这个大半辈子生活在宫里的女人,玩玩儿后宫宫斗还算可以,军国大事,哪里由得你去胡闹？ Actually, originally, if your son does not tamper with this, I possibly at holidays, but can also bring the gift to come to here to pay respects to you. 其实,本来吧,如果你儿子不瞎搞这一通,我可能逢年过节的,还会带着礼物来这里给您请安的。 I am Shengle City City Protector, Shengle City, do you know? ” 我是盛乐城的城守,盛乐城,你知道吧？” Empress Dowager nods, said: „State of Jin, barrenly painstakingly poor place.” 太后点点头,道:“晋国,最贫瘠苦穷的地方了。” „............” Zheng Fan. “…………”郑凡。 Returned to normal a mood, 平复了一下心情, Zheng Fan opens the mouth saying: 郑凡开口道: „ When originally, your son from the Yanjing return trip, I with his path, walked together for many days, is thinking racket your son horse buttocks, mixing a face is ripe, later also facilitates to cooperate anything. “本来,你儿子从燕京返程时,我跟他通路,一起走了好多天,想着拍拍你儿子马屁,混个脸熟,以后也方便合作什么的。 Whose to become thinks, your son responds does not respond my, I was the enthusiastic look pasted his cold buttocks completely. ” 谁成想,你儿子连搭理都不搭理我一下,我完全是热脸贴了他的冷屁股。” „Pa!” “啪！” A resounding. 一声脆响。 Face that Empress Dowager just returned to normal, was immediately red, does not dare to believe looks at Zheng Fan. 太后刚刚平复下去的脸,顿时又红了,不敢置信地看着郑凡。 Zheng Fan puts the front the palm, the fingertip is stroking gently gently, 郑凡则将手掌放面前,指尖轻轻摩挲着, Said: 道: „Then averaged.” “这下扯平了。” At this moment, outside transmitted the sound, some cavalries entered the palace. 就在这时,外面传来了响动,又有骑兵入宫了。 „Ok, I must go out to be busy, many thanks Empress Dowager receives cordially, next time we will be predestined friends meet again.” “行了,我得出去忙了,多谢太后款待,下次咱有缘再会。” Zheng Fan set out well satisfied, got to the resting palace entrance. 郑凡心满意足地起身,走到了寝宫门口。 What visible is Xinsu City Troop-Commander Ren Juan. 看见的是信宿城总兵任涓。 Ren Juan has not dismounted, 任涓没有下马, A number of whole bodies with cavalryman that are bathed in blood. 身后跟着一批浑身浴血的骑士。 „humble general Shengle City City Protector Zheng Fan, see Troop-Commander Ren!” “末将盛乐城城守郑凡,参见任总兵！” The body armor, is not needing to kneel down. 身上着甲,不用下跪。 „Yu Huacheng died.” The Ren Juan complexion somewhat said bad. “虞化成死了。”任涓脸色有些不善地说道。 Zheng Fan gawked, immediately understood. 郑凡愣了一下,随即明白了过来。 It seems like that Liang Cheng they inherited the oneself snatching head/number of people good luck. 看来,梁程他们继承了自己的抢人头好运。 „City Protector Zheng indeed governing under the right way, this general admires.” “郑城守的确御下有方,本将佩服。” „Sir spoke discreetly, everyone is South Pacifying Army fellow officer.” “大人言重了,大家都是靖南军袍泽。” When the Li Fusheng front, is we are the Beifeng Prefecture people, is the oneself person, drops the oneself person greatly. 在李富胜面前时,是我们都是北封郡人氏,是自己人,大大滴自己人。 When the Ren Juan front, is we are follows South Pacifying Marquis to mix, drops the oneself person greatly. 在任涓面前时,则是我们都是跟着靖南侯混的,也是大大滴自己人。 „Is this general difficult to be inadequate will be jealous of your merit to be inadequate? Marquis the person here, this general does not come to have a look now specially, State of Jin can Empress Dowager in inside?” “本将难不成会眼红你的功劳不成？侯爷现在人不在这里,本将特意过来看看,晋国太后可在里面？” „Returns to the words of Sir, in inside, intact.” “回大人的话,在里面,全须全尾。” „Good, this general assigns/life you to watch State of Jin Empress Dowager, maintaining this imperial palace is calm and steady, can not have the slight mistake.” “好,本将就命你一直看住晋国太后,维系这皇宫安稳,不得有丝毫差池。” „humble general receives an order.” “末将领命。” „Ok, the this general also productivity person went to the suburb to aid Marquis.” “行了,本将还得率人去郊外接应侯爷。” „Sir goes, here has me.” “大人且去,这里有我。” „Un.” “嗯。” Ren Juan may want to express intentionally was intimate with, squeezed a smile, this smile, very awkwardly very irritable. 任涓可能是想故意表示一下亲近,挤出了一点微笑,这微笑,很尴尬很别扭。 Zheng Fan then realized, previously the dirty look of opposite party, was not because Liang Cheng they cut to kill Yu Huacheng he to envy oneself to snatch the military exploit, but was this person itself/Ben is this type „enmity face”. 郑凡这才意识到,先前对方的臭脸,并不是因为梁程他们斩杀了虞化成他嫉妒自己抢了军功,而是这个人本就是这种“仇人脸”。 Ren Juan commanded troops, but also apportioned the Zheng Fan 200 common soldiers specially, in other words Zheng Fan currently has 500-strong cavalry to guard this resting palace, or was the entire State of Jin imperial palace. 任涓领兵走了,还特意多分给了郑凡两百兵士,也就是说郑凡现在有五百骑兵守卫这个寝宫,或者说,是整个晋国皇宫。 Traded in the past, this absolutely was a joke, however, now, 换在以往,这绝对是一个笑话,然而,现在嘛, Must know that 500-strong South Pacifying Army cavalry in the hand, Zheng Fan dares to go with the 1,000-strong State of Jin standing army cavalry hedge. 要知道五百靖南军骑兵在手,郑凡敢去跟一千晋国正规军骑兵对冲。 At present, capital and environs, soldiers and horses that let alone thousand standing army cavalries, can pull 1000 tenths organization system, even is 1000 motley crew? 眼下,京畿之地,别说一千正规军骑兵了,能拉扯出一千成建制的兵马,甚至是一千乌合之众么？ After stretching oneself, 伸了个懒腰后, Zheng Fan turned back the resting palace. 郑凡又走回了寝宫。 Inside, State of Jin Empress Dowager also sits on the chair, seems in a daze. 里面,晋国太后还坐在椅子上,似乎在发呆。 In seeing Zheng Fan goes when return, 在看见郑凡去而复返时, The Empress Dowager whole person shook. 太后整个人都震了一下。 „Yo, this is not Empress Dowager, skillful was not, we met unexpectedly.” “哟,这不是太后么,巧了么不是,咱居然又见面了。” „.........” Empress Dowager. “………”太后。