DSHB :: Volume #2

#175: Vibration day of face


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A month later, in imperial capital Imperial City. 一个月后,帝都皇城内。 With fine spring day, a back garden graceful in the pavilion, Emperor and a white hair old man opposite sit. Carefully looks, frequently with Mr. Sima that Emperor plays chess. 伴随着鸟语花香,后花园一座优雅的凉亭里,皇帝和一个白发老者对面而坐。仔细看去,正是经常与皇帝对弈的司马先生 Their middle is a side stone table, above is suspending a black iron checkerboard, fell completely the black and white board game piece densely and numerously. At this moment, Mr. Sima holds the black mole to fall decides. 他们的中间是一方石桌,上面摆着一件黑铁棋盘,密密麻麻地落满了黑白棋子。此时此刻,司马先生手执黑子落定。 Emperor raises the white lightly, actually from the sky hesitates long time, to be hard to fall throughout decides, is laughing in spite of trying not to shaking the head of: „The Mr. Sima chess skill is exquisite, We. Can you care about Our face countenance, ten, We have been possible not to win.” 皇帝轻提白子,却是在空中犹疑良久,始终难以落定,不由失笑着摇了摇头:“司马先生棋艺精湛,朕所不及啊。只是您老能不能顾及一下朕的颜面,都已经十盘了,朕可一盘都没赢过。” Hehe...... your majesty was modest really!” “呵呵呵……陛下真是过谦了!” Caresses the beard lightly, Mr. Sima speechless to smile: Old man holds the child in this square inches, your majesty actually below world big chess. Can old man small scale, how place on a par with your majesty? Your majesty lost ten small chess, actually won the world general situation, is the old man is less!” 轻抚胡须,司马先生哑然笑了笑:“老夫只是执子于这方寸之间,陛下却是在下天下这盘大棋。老夫这小打小闹,怎可与陛下相提并论?陛下失了十盘小棋,却赢了天下大局,是老夫不及也!” Hehe...... Mr. Sima must tease not, this general situation, finally who will be the winner, but also cannot know!” “呵呵呵……司马先生莫要取笑,这盘大局,最后鹿死谁手,还未可知呢!” But your majesty arrange/cloth Haozhen the bureau, has only treated began finally, not?” Mr. Sima seems the profound meaning to smile, then, a black mole, decided subscribes on the checkerboard. “可是陛下已然布好阵局,只待最后落子了,不是吗?”司马先生似有深意地笑了笑,接着啪的一声,一枚黑子,定定地订在了棋盘上。 The Emperor eyelid shakes slightly, then two people look at each other mutually, is laughs to make noise. 皇帝眼皮微微一抖,接着二人互相对视,皆是大笑出声。 Father...... sovereign......” “父……皇……” Suddenly, cried out in grief to resound through the harem heavenshaking, the land then started to stop to tremble freely. On Emperor face one startled, rushes to wave, making the palace maid withdraw the checkerboard steadily: „It is not good, was that boy comes.” 突然,一声震天哀叫响彻后宫,紧接着大地便开始止不住地震颤起来。皇帝脸上一惊,赶忙挥了挥手,让宫女把棋盘平稳地撤走:“不好,又是那小子来了。” Hehe...... your majesty does not need to be startled, the old man is prepared early!” “呵呵呵……陛下不必惊慌,老夫早有准备!” Beckons with the hand, making that come to remove the palace maid of checkerboard to draw back, a Mr. Sima finger/refers of checkerboard said with a smile: Old man this is the profound iron checkerboard, the board game piece cannot be disrupted by Third Imperial Prince again!” 摆了摆手,让那前来撤棋盘的宫女退下,司马先生一指棋盘笑道:“老夫此乃玄铁棋盘,棋子不会再被三皇子扰乱的!” Understands clearly nods, Emperor smiles to make noise joyfully: Mr. Sima, really had a mind.” 了然地点了点头,皇帝欣然笑出了声:“司马先生,真是有心了。” In this time, the familiar form is mapping their view together gradually. Similarly is that plump body, on the ground hopping along, each lifts the step, makes the ground unable to bear shakes three to shake. 正在这时,一道熟悉的身影渐渐映入他们眼帘。同样是那肥硕的身体,在地上一蹦一跳,每一个抬步,都让地面忍不住地抖三抖。 Emperor looks that as if was also more than fat 100 jin (0.5 kg) Yuwen Cong, cannot bear sighs woefully again and again. Actually this boy ate anything, can within short two March/three months, grew so many meat! 皇帝看着那似乎又胖了一百多斤的宇文聪,忍不住地连连哀叹。这小子究竟是吃了什么东西,能在短短两三月之内,又长了这么多肉! Bang bang bang! 砰砰砰! Yuwen Cong runs to Emperor here desperately, on the face full is the sweat, seems anxious. Watches that giant body process, both sides palace maid also rushes to receive the abdomen to attract the chest, for fear that does not hang carefully, was hit to fly. 宇文聪拼命地向皇帝这里奔跑,脸上满是汗水,似乎非常焦急。看着那巨大的身体经过,两旁的宫女也赶忙收腹吸胸,生怕一个不小心挂到,被撞飞了出去。 Cong'er, slow!” A Emperor brow wrinkle, did not refer to him patiently. 聪儿,慢点!”皇帝眉头一皱,不耐烦地指了指他。 However Yuwen Cong does not seem to heard, stares, raises up the ear to yell: imperial father, what did you say?” 不过宇文聪仿佛没听见,不由一愣,竖起耳朵大叫道:“父皇,你说什么?” But this, he patronized to look at that side Emperor, unexpectedly rock waste that has not seen the under foot together bulge. Staggers, immediately then falls down. 可是就这一下,他光顾看皇帝那边了,竟是没看到脚下一块凸起的顽石。不由一个趔趄,登时便摔倒在地。 But his fat, all pasted the ground at this time unexpectedly. Before mixing with, that inertia that to/clashes, Yuwen Cong then changes to a gigantic meatball immediately, their here rolls uncontrolled to Emperor. 可是他那一身肥肉,竟是在这时全都贴到了地上。夹杂着前冲的那股惯性,宇文聪登时便化作一个硕大的肉球,不受控制地向皇帝他们这儿滚来。 Emperor one startled, stands up immediately, drew back backward one step. That Mr. Sima was actually shocked instantaneously, muttered: Outstandingly able person, this Third Imperial Prince also is really an outstandingly able person. This average person, where has the so unusual modeling?” 皇帝一惊,不由马上站起身,向后退了一步。那司马先生却是瞬间愣住了,喃喃道:“奇人,这三皇子还真是奇人啊。这一般人,哪有如此奇特的造型?” Bump! 碰! Suddenly, in he sighed again and again, Yuwen Cong this big meatball instantaneously rolls in front of him, without bias and without favor hit on that side stone table. 忽然,就在他连连感叹时,宇文聪这个大肉球瞬间滚到了他面前,不偏不倚地撞到了那方石桌上。 In an instant, that profound iron checkerboard falls in the place, sprinkled a place black white. 刹那间,那件玄铁棋盘掉落在地,洒了一地的黑白子。 The cheeks cannot bear pull out, Mr. Sima looks at the ground dull the meatball, hates to must at heart to shout 'motherfucker'. Just he has been busy staring at him, has not thought took up unexpectedly this checkerboard. 脸颊忍不住一抽,司马先生呆呆地看着地上的这个肉球,心里恨得要骂娘。刚刚他一直忙着盯着他了,竟是没有想到把这棋盘拿起。 Also owes he to guarantee to Emperor, the board game piece cannot disrupt again. Now but where was disrupts, the entire his mother dispersed a sand simply. 还亏他向皇帝保证过,棋子不会再扰乱了。可是现在哪里是扰乱了而已,简直全他妈散成一盘沙了。 Well, Mr. Sima, you how?” Yuwen Cong crawls to set out backbreaking, but also is perplexed, looked that has doubts to say to that old man. “咦,司马先生,您怎么了?”宇文聪腰酸背痛地爬起身来,还不明所以,看向那老头不由疑惑道。 The corners of the mouth could not bear pull pulling, Mr. Sima deeply inspired, did not know to smile, should cry: Third Imperial Prince, under few people make Sima lose the face on this day, you calculated one, was really great!” 嘴角忍不住扯了扯,司马先生深吸一口气,不知该笑,还是该哭:“三皇子,这天下没几人让司马丢过脸面,你算一个了,真了不起!” Un? 嗯? Yuwen Cong gawked, winked the innocent big eye, perplexed. Suddenly, shouted angrily is actually resounds from him suddenly behind: Cong'er, We have not reminded you, as the imperial prince, must handle affairs calm, behavior proper. This time was what happened, making you so flurried, scandalous!” 宇文聪一愣,眨了眨无辜的大眼睛,不明所以。突然,一声怒喝却是陡然自他身后响起:“聪儿,朕不是提醒过你,身为皇子,要行事沉稳,行为端方。这次又是发生什么事了,让你如此慌乱,不成体统!” A cleverness, Yuwen Cong rushes to turn around to kneel to bend down, urgently called out to Emperor: imperial father, this time important matter, huge matter!” 不由一个机灵,宇文聪赶忙转身跪伏,向皇帝急叫道:“父皇,这次出大事了,天大的事啊!” Snort, what huge matter, the day can also collapse inadequately?” “哼,什么天大的事,难道天还能塌了不成?” The anger snort/hum is flinging the sleeves, Emperor hinted the palace maid to help up, to offer the scented tea the stone table, sits on the seat, looks to Yuwen Cong, drinks to make noise coldly: My Universe Empire these for hundred years, continuously good crop weather, peaceful country and safe people. Biggest matter, is 50 years ago Quanrong violates a border, was killed with two months ago You Guiqi. Now leaves, compared with these two matter also big matters?” 怒哼着甩了甩衣袖,皇帝示意宫女将石桌扶起,奉上香茶,才又坐回位子上,看向宇文聪,冷喝出声:“我天宇帝国这百年来,一直风调雨顺,国泰民安。最大的事,也不过是五十年前的犬戎犯境,和两个多月前的幽鬼七被杀而已。难道现在又出了,比这两件事还大的事吗?” Yuwen Cong caught the eye to peep Emperor, trembling say/way: imperial father, this matter is very big. At least two months ago that is much bigger!” 宇文聪抬眼偷看了皇帝一眼,战战兢兢道:“父皇,这件事还真的很大。至少比两个月前那件,要大得多!” Is taking the bowl, Emperor that prepares to drink tea, stagnates suddenly , the complexion instantaneously becomes serious, looked that said to Yuwen Cong: This time, who was also dies?” 正拿着茶碗,准备喝茶的皇帝,突然手下一滞,面色瞬间变得严肃起来,看向宇文聪道:“这次,又是谁死了?” Merry Forest six elder, Lin Zitian!” Yuwen Cong kneels to bend down in the place, reported cautiously. 快活林长老,林子天!”宇文聪跪伏在地,小心翼翼地禀告道。 The eyelid shook shaking unconsciously, Emperor deeply inspired, the light buckle bowl, exuded ding-dong the sound: Lin Zitian......, although is also a character, but is less than You Guiqi such role after all. Oh, died dies. Right, who kills?” 眼皮不觉地抖了抖,皇帝深吸一口气,轻扣茶碗,发出当当响声:“林子天……虽说也是个人物,但毕竟不及幽鬼七那样的角色。唉,死就死了吧。对了,谁杀的?” Luo Family butler, Zhuo Fan!” 洛家管家,卓凡!” What, is he?” The Emperor brow selects, helpless shakes the head: This boy also really can stir up trouble, first annoys Netherworld Valley, annoys Merry Forest. Snort, overreached oneself, died getting what one deserves. Does not know how to kill You Guiqi by luck, but also really worked as is a character!” “什么,又是他?”皇帝眉头一挑,无奈摇摇头:“这小子还真是能惹事,先惹幽冥谷,又惹快活林。哼,不自量力,死了活该。不知如何侥幸杀了幽鬼七,还真当自己是个人物了!” But your majesty, this boy after all is the Luo Family mainstay. If he has the matter, to Luo Family is an attack. Meanwhile, your Pearl Secret Order......” “可是陛下,这小子毕竟是洛家的中流砥柱。他若有事,对洛家是个打击啊。同时,您的明珠密令……” Knew, knew!” The chuckle beckoning with the hand, Emperor is looking to Mr. Sima, in the eye none is sparkling, as if saw through his heart general, says with a smile: Mr. Sima got up loved heart, wants to help this boy helping hand.” “知道了,知道了!”轻笑着摆了摆手,皇帝看向司马先生,眼中精光烁烁,仿佛看穿了他的心一般,笑道:“想必司马先生又起了爱才之心,想助这小子一臂之力吧。” Ha haha...... helps him, is equal to helping Luo Family, is helps your majesty......” “哈哈哈……帮他,也就等于帮洛家,也就是帮陛下……” Ok, Mr. Sima is willing to help him, on help/gang. I want with the Mr. Sima face, Merry Forest also to give 1-2 points.” The Emperor chuckle makes noise. “好了,司马先生愿意去帮他,就帮吧。我想以司马先生的面子,快活林也得给1-2吧。”皇帝轻笑出声。 Yuwen Cong caught the eye to look two people, hesitation a while, muttered: „, Mr. Sima, troubles you to walk Netherworld Valley again.” 宇文聪抬眼看了二人一下,沉吟一会儿,又喃喃道:“呃,司马先生,麻烦您再走一趟幽冥谷吧。” Un, goes to there to do?” Mr. Sima stares, strange say/way. “嗯,去那儿干什么?”司马先生一愣,奇道。 Killed You Guiqi this big enmity, Netherworld Valley had a mortal hatred of Zhuo Fan, he went uselessly. 只是杀了幽鬼七这一大仇,幽冥谷就恨死卓凡了,他去了也没用。 Villainous smile, Yuwen Cong said lightly: Because the boy also unloaded while convenient an arm of Netherworld Valley Fifth Elder, now Netherworld Valley flies into a rage, if your face were big enough, could extinguish the flameout......” 奸笑一声,宇文聪淡淡道:“因为那小子还顺便把幽冥谷五长老的一只胳膊卸下来了,现在幽冥谷更加暴跳如雷,如果您的面子够大的话,也许能熄熄火……” What?” “什么?” However, Yuwen Cong finishes barely the words, Emperor and Mr. Sima are simultaneously in great surprise. Especially that Mr. Sima, is startled dumbfoundedly. 然而,宇文聪话音未落,皇帝司马先生已是齐齐大惊。尤其是那司马先生,更是惊得目瞪口呆。 You said, boy Netherworld Valley fifth child's arm unloading one, how is this possible?” “你是说,那小子将幽冥谷老五的胳膊给卸下来一条,这怎么可能?” Mr. Sima blinks, the complexion is exceptionally excited: Overwhelming Golden Flood Dragon Scissors, destroys mountain Duanshi Long Armed Ape! That Netherworld Valley fifth child, the body refining expert but who shares the honor with the Hidden Dragon Pavilion third child, has north the southern flood dragon the name of ape. Long Armed Strong Ape, puts on mountain Lieshi, who does not know, who does not understand, how by an unknown youngster, to be abandoned an arm?” 司马先生眨了眨眼睛,脸色异常激动:“翻江倒海金蛟剪,摧山断石通背猿!那幽冥谷老五,可是与潜龙阁老三齐名的炼体高手,有南蛟北猿之称。通背刚猿,穿山裂石,谁人不知,谁人不晓,怎么会被一个名不见经传的少年,废去一臂?” What unknown? Now the entire Universe estimate has not known his, Demon King Zhuo Fan, makes a big row Rain of Flowers Building Hundred Pills Grand Meeting, by an enemy seven, sweeps away all obstacles! Seven Families Under The Emperor, three die one remnantly, is laughed by knowledgeable people!” Yuwen Cong disdain curls the lip, mutters. “什么名不见经传?现在整个天宇估计都没有不认识他的,魔王卓凡,大闹花雨楼百丹盛会,以一敌七,所向披靡!御下七家,三死一残,贻笑大方!”宇文聪不屑地撇撇嘴,喃喃道。 Such remarks, Emperor and Mr. Sima have a big shock. 此言一出,皇帝司马先生更是大惊失色。 Three died one...... Lin Zitian dead remnantly, the Netherworld Valley fifth child was remnant, that in other words, did two people die?” Emperor one startled, urgently urgently said: Who are the two?” “三死一残……林子天死了,幽冥谷老五残了,那也就是说,还有两人身死?”皇帝一惊,急急道:“那两人是谁?” „...... Medicine King Palace Poison Hand Medicine King, Yan Song!” Yuwen Cong looked at the Emperor complexion, hesitates, careful say/way. “呃……药王殿毒手药王,严松!”宇文聪看了看皇帝脸色,沉吟一阵,小心道。 Hiss! 嘶! Holds breath cold air, Emperor and Mr. Sima are not instantaneously calm. 倒吸一口凉气,皇帝司马先生瞬间就不淡定了。 Dying Lin Zitian is but actually indifferent, but this Poison Hand Medicine King reputation, comes compared with You Guiqi, is not only weak. Even he also died in Zhuo Fan, that Medicine King Palace did not certainly die continuous. 死一个林子天倒无所谓,可这毒手药王的名声,比起幽鬼七来,只强不弱。连他也死在了卓凡手里,那药王殿一定是不死不休啊。 This brat, is stirs up trouble inborn? He thinks Luo Family has our imperial family to cover, can a person act in a self-serving manner outside?” The Emperor air/Qi results in the complexion to be red, shouts abuse. “这个臭小子,难道就是天生惹事的吗?他是不是自认为洛家有我们皇家罩着,就可以一个人在外面为所欲为了?”皇帝气得脸色赤红,破口大骂。 Mr. Sima actually caressed beard lightly, a face sighed: Can annoy such big matter, is a skill. Cannot think that this small Luo Family, did have such a ruthless player unexpectedly? Hehe, interesting, interesting!” 司马先生却是轻抚了一下胡须,一脸感叹:“能惹这么大的事,也是一种本事啊。想不到这小小的洛家,竟然出了这么一个狠角儿?呵呵呵,有趣,有趣!” Oh, Mr. Sima, do not like being cherished there. The basket that this boy holds, pierced the day quickly. The one breath offends three again and again, he also really his cow, later dies does not know how dead!” Emperor air/Qi trembles, We also want to count on that he promotes Luo Family, now do not invite trouble to Luo Family thanked heaven and earth, Our Pearl Secret Order......” “唉呀,司马先生,您就别在那儿爱才心切了。这小子捅的篓子,都快捅破天了。一口气连连得罪三家,他还真把他牛的,以后死都不知道怎么死的!”皇帝气得直哆嗦,“朕本来还想指望他振兴洛家,现在别给洛家招灾就谢天谢地了,朕的明珠密令啊……” Mr. Sima looks to be able help laughing, beckons with the hand to urge: Your majesty is not anxious, at the worst the old man acts personally, clutches him, do not cause trouble again and that's the end. As for that three, has not dared flagrant contempt sovereign's prestige, looks the trouble of Luo Family.” 司马先生看得哑然失笑,摆摆手劝道:“陛下莫急,大不了老夫亲自出手,把他揪来,不要再闯祸就是了。至于那三家,还不敢公然藐视皇威,去找洛家的麻烦。” That three do not dare, may have one!” At this time, Yuwen Cong curled the lip to say low voice. “那三家不敢,可还有一家呢!”这时,宇文聪小声撇撇嘴道。 Hears this word, two people responded, a dead, therefore rushed to ask: „Is that person, who?” 听到此言,二人才反应过来,还有一名死者呢,于是赶忙问道:“那个人,是谁?” „, imperial father, you may probably endure!” Licked the lip, Yuwen Cong deeply inspired, said one word at a time: Emperor Sect second young master, Huangpu Qingyun!” “呃,父皇,您可要挺住了!”舔了舔嘴唇,宇文聪深吸口气,一字一顿道:“帝王门二公子,皇莆青云!” Hiss! 嘶! Two people one startled, Mr. Sima has been shocked completely. Emperor caresses the chest, breathed in gulps several thick air/Qi, makes noise crabbedly: Our heart...... his mother, this boy also, day piercing......” 二人一惊,司马先生已是完全惊呆了。皇帝更是一抚心口,大口大口地喘了几声粗气,艰涩出声:“朕的心脏……他娘的,这小子还真的,把天给捅破了啊……”
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