Fairy East Six: „......” 东方六仙子:“......” Rear Guoguo and poem: „......” 后方的果果和诗:“......” In Song Shuhang bosom petite form, is Loli Candle. At this time, she is pinching the throat, with letting person of voice malicious acting cute that has the goosebumps. 宋书航怀中娇小的身影,正是烛萝莉。此时,她捏着嗓子,用让人起鸡皮疙瘩的声音恶意卖萌。 She thinks can let « Acting Like a Spoiled Child to Acknowledge Mistake Technique » that Shuhang is defeated ready ready, as if plays the counter-effect. 只是,她自认为妥妥能让书航败阵的《撒娇认错法》,似乎起到了反效果。 Song Shuhang the only thought that raises now this little fellow, punches her buttocks ruthlessly. 宋书航现在唯一的念头,就是将这小家伙提起来,狠狠揍她的屁股。 Loli Candle curious looked up, looks to Song Shuhang: „yí? Why Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang your no reaction at all?” 烛萝莉好奇的抬起头来,望向宋书航:“咦？为什么书航师兄你一点反应都没有？” In her memory, after Fairy Honey Peach made mistakes, is such young swallow throws the forest, jumps into the bosom of Uncle-Master Dao Priest Pineapple. 在她的记忆中,蜜桃仙子犯错了后,也是这样乳燕投林,扑入到菠萝道长师伯的怀中。 Then calling of tender dī dī several ‚lack savoir-faire...... others to know how...... you must punish others mistakenly......’ and so on lines. Uncle-Master Dao Priest Pineapple is defeated immediately, forgave Fairy Honey Peach. 然后再娇滴滴的唤上几声‘死样......人家知道错了......你要怎么惩罚人家嘛......’之类的台词。菠萝道长师伯马上就败下阵来,原谅了蜜桃仙子。 But when Loli Candle looked up looks quietly to Song Shuhang, actually discovered that Song Shuhang surface such as cold frost, face of originally kind, changed is unfriendly. 但烛萝莉悄悄抬起头来望向宋书航时,却发现宋书航面如寒霜,原本和善的脸,变的不友好起来。 „ah liě?” Loli Candle blinks. “啊咧？”烛萝莉眨了眨眼睛。 How can like this? 怎么会这样？ could it be my wasn't tone right? Is the degree of acting like a spoiled brat insufficient? 难道我刚才的语气不对？撒娇的程度还不够？ Therefore, when Loli Candle takes a deep breath, in the mind thinks deeply about Fairy Honey Peach to act like a spoiled brat the situation , to continue malicious acting cute saying: „Lacks savoir-faire ~ ~ others do not depend on ~ ~ others...... āi yā” 于是,烛萝莉深吸了口气,脑海中思索着蜜桃仙子撒娇时的情形,继续恶意卖萌道:“死样啦~~人家不依啦~~人家......唉呀” Song Shuhang decisive raised her, grips the horse stance, puts on her the knee. 宋书航果断的将她提了起来,扎好马步,将她放到膝盖上。 The brutal big hand wields. 无情的大手挥动。 pā pā pā pā ~ ~ 啪啪啪啪~~ Loli Candle malicious acting cute was brutally broken. 烛萝莉的恶意卖萌被无情打断。 „Aaaah, Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, I made a mistake, I was wrong! painful, painful!” Loli Candle pain yelled. “啊啊啊啊,书航师兄,我错了,我错了！好痛,好痛！”烛萝莉痛的大叫起来。 „Where wrong is at?” Song Shuhang said. “错在哪？”宋书航道。 „wū wū wū ~ we should not while the Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang stupor time ~ ~ runs away secretly.” Loli Candle has tears streaming down the face to say-- Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, is really a having a heart of stone man, does not seduce for the beauty unexpectedly. “呜呜呜~我们不应该趁着书航师兄昏迷的时候~~偷偷跑出来。”烛萝莉泪流满面道——书航师兄,真是个铁石心肠的男人,竟然丝毫不为美色所诱惑。 next time she looks for Uncle-Master Fairy Honey Peach to try, having a look at Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang can block the acting like a spoiled brat attack of Fairy Honey Peach. 下回她找蜜桃仙子师叔过来试试,看看书航师兄能不能挡住蜜桃仙子的撒娇攻击。 Song Shuhang clenches teeth saying: „Also?” 宋书航咬牙道:“还有呢？” „Also,...... also has...... me not to know!” Loli Candle looked up, a face is confused. “还有,还有......还有......我不知道了啊！”烛萝莉抬起头来,一脸迷茫。 Besides evading, their three do also make mistakes? 除了偷逃出来外,她们三个还犯了什么错吗？ Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Then, his raise head looks to Guoguo and Loli Poem of distant place. 然后,他抬头望向远处的果果和诗萝莉。 little monk and poem the small face, is arriving in front of Shuhang's painstakingly slowly. 小和尚和诗苦着小脸,缓缓来到书航的面前。 „Did you two know wrong?” Song Shuhang board stretch/open Liandao. “你们两个知错了吗？”宋书航板着张脸道。 little monk lovable said: „Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, we were wrong.” 小和尚乖巧道:“书航师兄,我们错了。” When Song Shuhang sees their lovable appearance, air/Qi at heart also disappeared less than half one. 宋书航看到他们乖巧的模样时,心里的气也消了一小半。 His said solemnly: „If next time, I have matter not at home time, will you also continue to escape?” 他沉声道:“那如果下次,我有事情不在家的时候,你们还会继续逃跑吗？” The little monk small face intertwined. 小和尚小脸纠结了起来。 After long time,...... 半晌后...... little monk both hands join the palms in greeting, clench teeth saying: „Buddhist does not hit the lies! If Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang you will remain unconscious next time, I...... will also possibly run away again!” 小和尚双手合掌,咬牙道:“出家人不打诳语！如果书航师兄你下次又昏迷不醒的话,我可能......还会再逃出来！” The Subdue Monsters and Eliminate Demons desire has not been realized, a ghost has not met, the little monk heart is unwilling. 降妖除魔的愿望还没有实现,一只鬼都没遇上,小和尚心不甘啊。 „......” Song Shuhang anger: „disobedient child suffers to death!” “......”宋书航怒了:“熊孩子受死！” He conducts the back to extend two slender white hands, grasped little monk, puts on another knee. 他背上伸出两只纤纤玉手,将小和尚抓了过来,放到另一只膝盖上。 The brutal big hand wields again. 无情的大手再次挥动。 pā pā pā pā pā ~ ~ 啪啪啪啪啪~~ „Aaah, pain pain pain, Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, I made a mistake, I was wrong.” little monk pitiful yell again and again-- this to the slender white hands is the Ye Si's arm, wields the effort of starting to Song Shuhang own arm be bigger. “啊啊啊,痛痛痛,书航师兄,我错了,我错了。”小和尚惨叫连连——这对纤纤玉手是叶思的手臂,挥起动来的力度比宋书航自己的手臂要更大。 little monk felt that own buttocks were certainly hit to be swollen. 小和尚感觉自己的屁股一定被打肿了。 „That next, do you also dare running away from home?” Song Shuhang is putting on a serious face to say. “那下次,你还敢不敢离家出走？”宋书航板着脸道。 little monk had tears streaming down the face, after thinking deeply about the moment, clenched teeth saying: „Has...... the Buddhist...... not to hit the lies. senior apprentice brother, I want to escape.” 小和尚泪流满面,思索了片刻后,咬牙道:“出......出家人......不打诳语。师兄,我还是想逃出来。” Nearby Fairy East Six: „......” little monk simply adorkable to crying. 边上的东方六仙子:“......”小和尚简直萌蠢到哭。 „Fool, suffers to death to me!” Slender white hands again brutal wields. “笨蛋,给我受死！”纤纤玉手再次无情的挥动起来。 pā pā pā pā. 啪啪啪啪。 The buttocks of little monk this time really must blossom......, because he feels oneself buttocks already numb. 小和尚的屁股这次真的要开花了......因为他感觉自己的屁股已经麻木了。 On left knee, a Loli Candle face affected looks at little monk-- Senior Apprentice Brother Guoguo to be great, cannot be subdued by force! Even facing the Senior Apprentice Brother Song's violence, does not submit as before. Really is her example! 左边膝盖上,烛萝莉一脸感动的望着小和尚——果果师兄好样的,威武不能屈！就算面对宋师兄的暴力,依旧不屈服。实在是她的榜样！ „Senior Apprentice Brother Guoguo is great! We do not submit to the violence!” Therefore, Loli Candle cannot bear make noise is Little Guoguo keep it up. “果果师兄好样的！我们不屈服于暴力！”于是,烛萝莉忍不住出声为小果果加油。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Poem feeling own junior apprentice sister at the same time, simply cries stupid: „Candle your fool!” 一边的诗感觉自己的师妹,简直蠢哭:“烛你这个笨蛋！” „Your this fool, suffers to death to me!” Song Shuhang is angry, waves the arm of main body, toward buttocks greeting of Loli Candle in the past! “你这只笨蛋,也给我受死！”宋书航大怒,挥动自己本体的手臂,朝着烛萝莉的屁股招呼过去！ pā pā pā! 啪啪啪！ „Aaah, I made a mistake, Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang I was wrong. that was not what I meant, I meant that...... I want to urge Senior Apprentice Brother Guoguo. Aaah ~ ~ Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, the buttocks must turn into two halves.” On Loli Candle also step little monk footsteps. “啊啊啊,我错了,书航师兄我错了。我不是这个意思,我是说......我是想劝果果师兄。啊啊啊~~书航师兄,屁股要变成两半了。”烛萝莉也步上了小和尚的后尘。 Nearby Fairy East Six rubbed own cheek-- she to feel, Little Friend Shuhang was really quite laborious. 边上的东方六仙子揉了揉自己的脸蛋——她感觉,书航小友真是好辛苦。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Finally, little monk and Loli Candle submitted to the military might. 最终,小和尚和烛萝莉还是屈服于威武了。 can't do anything about it, although two little fellows felt that oneself will is firm, but their human bodies were weak. Senior Apprentice Brother Song spanks to come simply to be relentless, was hit again by him, really even the excrement must be hit. 没办法,虽然两个小家伙感觉自己的意志是坚定的,但她们的肉体却软弱了。宋师兄打起屁股来简直毫不留情,再被他打下去,真的连屎都要被打出来了。 Finally, under the military might shock and awe, little monk and candle signed « unequal treaty » with Song Shuhang. Two people pledged that then temporarily resides when Song Shuhang's family, absolutely again running away from home, not meeting obediently will be obedient. 最终,在威武震慑之下,小和尚和烛跟宋书航签订了《不平等条约》。两人发誓接下来暂住在宋书航家时,绝对不会再离家出走,会乖乖听话。 After putting down two disobedient child, Song Shuhang looked up, looks to the poem. 放下两个熊孩子后,宋书航抬起头来,望向诗。 „Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, we can not spank, is the goon palm good?” Loli Poem has tears streaming down the face saying that-- she felt she is a young girl, works as so many people spanked, felt ashamed. “书航师兄,我们能别打屁股吗,打手掌心好不好？”诗萝莉泪流满面道——她感觉自己已经是少女了,当着这么多的人被打屁股,太羞人了。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Did I who spoke like spanking person to be the same very much? 讲的我很喜欢打人屁股一样？ „Knew wrong?” The Song Shuhang board stretch/open face, and pulled out a disciplinary ruler from size reducing pouch. “知道错了吗？”宋书航板着张脸,并从一寸缩小袋中掏出了一柄戒尺。 -- this thing, was initially on the overseas desert island, when for indigenous people on Senior Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman guidance island, Senior Seven Lives' Talisman gives the thing that Song Shuhang and the others uses. ——这根东西,是当初在海外荒岛上,替七生符府主前辈教导岛上的土著时,七生符前辈交给宋书航等人用的东西。 The major function is lesson not earnest learn/study indigenous people. 主要功能就是教训不认真学习的土著。 The application method is forcibly hitting palm, or hangs indigenous people to the tribe village big tree on hits. 使用方法是用力的打手心,或是将土著吊到部落村口大树上打。 Treats disobedient child to want fair--, since Guoguo and candle have subjected to a penalty, the poem is no exception. Since she proposed that must hit palm, that hits palm. 对待熊孩子要公平——既然果果和烛都已经受罚了,诗总不能例外。既然她提出要打手心,那就打手心吧。 „Knew, I knew wrong.” Loli Poem earnest nod, she timid stretches out own palm, transfers-- with probably be hit the preventive measure child own face to be the same. “知道了,我知道错了。”诗萝莉认真点头,她怯怯的伸出自己的手掌心,将自己的脸转过去——就跟要被打预防针的孩子一样。 Song Shuhang be relentless gave various both hands palm 20 combo hits. 宋书航毫不留情的给了双手掌心各二十连击。 In Loli Poem did not pledge that similarly again running away from home, after meeting obediently is obedient, he let off three disobedient children. 在诗萝莉同样发誓不会再离家出走,会乖乖听话后,他才放过了三个熊孩子。 The heart is quite tired. 心好累。 Song Shuhang felt when facing these three little fellows, his mental age, soon turned into the baba level character in a short time. 宋书航感觉面对这三个小家伙时,他的心理年龄,短时间内都快要变成爸爸级人物了。 When will Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms come back? 三日师兄什么时候才会回来？ ...... ...... ...... ...... After processing three disobedient children, Song Shuhang turns the head to seek for the Scallion Lady's form on the Cast Off Human Skin Feast liquor table. 处理完三个熊孩子后,宋书航又转头在蜕人宴的酒桌上寻找起葱娘的身影来。 But after he looked at one, has not actually seen Scallion Lady. 但他看了一圈后,却没有看到葱娘。 After hearing his voice, ran away? 听到他的声音后,跑掉了吗？ Also has wanted the freedom to...... Scallion Lady. This time left him with great difficulty, easily will not definitely give up the freedom. 也对......葱娘一直想要自由。这次好不容易离开了他,肯定不会轻易放弃自由。 Originally puts her free also no problem. 本来放她自由也没问题的。 However, to Song Shuhang very important Way Grasping Stone in Scallion Lady body, has not brought back under the Way Grasping Stone's premise, Song Shuhang cannot put her to walk. 但是,对宋书航很重要的悟道石还在葱娘身上,不取回悟道石的前提下,宋书航可不能放她走。 „Senior East Six...... this does [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] 250th Branch, have the back door or the window?” Song Shuhang inquired. “东方六前辈......这处【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】250分部,有后门或是窗户吗？”宋书航询问道。 „No.” Fairy East Six shakes the head: „But, branch's under has the space. However...... I cannot lead you to go.” “没有。”东方六仙子摇了摇头:“不过,分部的地底下另有空间。但是......我不能带你进去。” Song Shuhang is not the [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] member. 宋书航不是【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】的成员。 „That can trouble Fairy East Six, helping me come out the Scallion Lady belt/bring?” Song Shuhang asked. “那可以麻烦东方六仙子,帮我将葱娘带出来吗？”宋书航问道。 „Cannot.” Fairy East Six said with a smile: „That Scallion Lady is the our organization's person, only if she is willing to come out, otherwise I cannot come out to give you her belt/bring forcefully. Between you and her matter, I will not do anything.” “不能。”东方六仙子笑道:“那葱娘是我们组织的人,所以除非她自己愿意出来,否则我不能将她强行带出来交给你。你和她之间的事,我最多两不相帮。” A later generation that is she organizes, one is the Nine Provinces (1) Group's later generation, Fairy East Six can only achieve fairly. 一个是她组织的后辈,一个是九洲一号群的后辈,东方六仙子只能做到公平。 Song Shuhang felt that the heart is good to stop up. 宋书航感觉心好堵。 × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××××××××××××× 250th Branch, in underground pyramid. 250分部,地下金字塔中。 Scallion Lady and female monster sit in treating the living room, looks at television. 葱娘和女妖坐在待客厅中,看着电视。 News that same as usual. 新闻还是那老样子。 What front lecture is the state leader is very busy, is not going abroad, goes to the country. What middle lecture is the whole nation is very happy, is not becoming rich is the harvest. Finally is other countries is very miserable, is not the explosion revolts. 前面讲的是国家领导人很忙,不是出国,就是下乡。中间讲的是全国人民很幸福,不是致富就是丰收。最后是其他国家都很惨,不是爆炸就是造反。 routine, is routine. 套路,都是套路。 Scallion Lady feels not to have the meaning, then changed a stage. 葱娘感觉没意思,然后换了个台。 This stage is speaking the good food program. 这个台在讲美食节目。 „First, cuts to pieces the scallion, remembers want cut into small piece, broken is better.” That fat master chef in television, the blade in hand dances in the air. “首先,将葱切碎,记住要切成细丁,越碎越好。”电视中的那位胖胖的大厨,手中的刀飞舞。 kā chā kā chā, chops, quick, several green scallions by cut into trash. 咔嚓咔嚓,剁剁剁剁,很快,几株绿葱就被切成了渣渣。 scallion sprout in Scallion Lady looks at television, the tears cannot help but flowed, feel as if it had happened to oneself! 葱娘看着电视中的葱苗,眼泪不由自主就流下来了,感同身受啊！ Too cruel. 太残忍了。 Therefore, Scallion Lady trading stage silently. 于是,葱娘又默默的换台了。 female monster at the same time good to smile, but to look after Scallion Lady, actually suppressing. 一边的女妖好想笑,但为了照顾葱娘,硬是憋着。 For was not smiled by oneself, she has to change the topic: „Scallion Lady, what did you call Shuhang's human young man with that person are relate?” 为了让自己不笑出来,她只好转换话题:“葱娘,你和那人叫书航的人类少年郎是什么关系啊？” „Relations? how should I say?” Scallion Lady recalls and Song Shuhang's first meeting. “关系？要怎么说好呢？”葱娘回想起和宋书航的初次见面。 -- at that time, she was the tender scallion that just the end of sentence released. ——那时候,她还是一株刚刑满释放的嫩葱。 Saw First Stage realm's Song Shuhang, actually when has Way Grasping Stone this treasure, then wants to take by force this human cultivator conveniently. She wants this stone, by own the realm has advanced by leaps and bounds, some day great accomplishment in divine arts, looked for the Nine Lanterns revenging blood to hate! 见到了才一品境界的宋书航,竟然拥有悟道石这种宝物时,便想顺手打劫这个人类修士。她想要得到这块石头,让自己的境界突飞猛进,有朝一日神功大成,找九灯报仇血恨！ Finally, takes by force inadequately, instead even she compensated. 结果,打劫不成,反而连她自己都赔进去了。 „When should be I lets slip the instead caught relations......” Scallion Lady told only half, sudden. “应该是我失手反被捕捉的关系......”葱娘说到一半时,突然一顿。 She felt an evil aura. 她感觉到了一种邪恶的气息。 Very familiar. 很熟悉。