chat log in Nine Provinces (1) Group, everywhere is the treasure. 九洲一号群里的聊天记录,遍地是宝。 After Song Shuhang comes to day to promote Fifth Stage, these that in the group the seniors chat cultivate/repair heart refining, will become his valuable wealth. 等宋书航来日晋升五品后,群里前辈们聊的这些修炼心得,都将成为他宝贵的财富。 After the news in Nine Provinces (1) Group looks, Song Shuhang starts replied: „@Venerable White, Senior White, we are going to the Jiangnan area's midway to make a mistake...... now, but also in going to the Jiangnan area's journey. It is estimated that noon tomorrow will arrive. @Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery, Great Master Fathom Mystery, what's up ma?” 将九洲一号群里的消息看完后,宋书航开始回复道:“＠白尊者,白前辈,我们在前往江南地区的中途出了点差错……现在,还在前往江南地区的路途中。估计明天中午才会抵达。＠云游僧通玄,通玄大师,找我有事吗？” Venerable White just right online, therefore quick replied the Song Shuhang's news: „Noon tomorrow? that being the case, I first borrow a stove, refining up an interesting thing.” 白尊者正好在线,所以很快就回复了宋书航的消息:“明天中午才到？既然如此的话,我先去借个炉子,去炼点有趣的东西。” „Refining up the thing? What does Senior White want to refine?” Song Shuhang curiously asked. “炼东西？白前辈想炼制点什么？”宋书航好奇问道。 „After building up, said, now first keeps secret. In this case, I not in Jiangnan area wait for you, after wait for me refine the treasure, again looks for you.” Venerable White said. “炼成后再说,现在先保密。这样的话,我就不在江南地区等你了,等我炼好宝物后,再来找你。”白尊者道。 Song Shuhang: „no problem.” 宋书航:“没问题。” „That by that time said goodbye...... was right, Little Friend Shuhang. You know that we model of chat software of using, is having the member function?” Venerable White said suddenly. “那到时候再见……对了,书航小友。你知道我们在用的这款聊天软件,有会员功能吗？”白尊者突然道。 The Senior White's non-linear thinking span is also very big. 白前辈的思维跳跃跨度也很大啊。 „I know that moreover this model of chat software attracts the gold/metal specially, the member also divides many models, each type must collect a money. Before I of student party, can only raise 2-3 member models.” Song Shuhang replied. “我知道啊,而且这款聊天软件特别吸金,会员还分好多种型号,每种都要收一份钱。以前学生党的我,只能养2-3种会员型号。”宋书航回道。 Venerable White: „[Smile], I after applying for this account, cleared all member functions.” 白尊者:“【微笑表情】,我在申请了这个账号后,就将所有的会员功能都开通了。” Song Shuhang: „[Grin] Ha Ha.” 宋书航:“【咧嘴笑表情】哈哈。” The-- words saying, Venerable White now is very boring? Actually chatted this model of chat software with him, showed off all member functions? ——话说,白尊者现在很无聊吗？竟然跟他聊这款聊天软件,炫耀所有的会员功能？ Venerable White: „Recently, I discovered that this model of chat software, the member has the very nice's function, that is 【Group news roams】 Function. Under when I want to clean up the cell phone memory yesterday, not careful was clear all chat log. Therefore, I since 【Group roaming news record】 Read next these days Nine Provinces (1) Group's chat log, then, you guess that what I did see? My surprise very interesting record-- is we news record when Nacre Lake Heavenly Realm. In the record compared with my cell phone must many contents.” 白尊者:“最近,我发现这款聊天软件,会员有个很不错的功能,那就是【群消息漫游】功能。我昨天想清理下手机内存时,不小心将所有的聊天记录都清掉了。于是,我从【群漫游消息记录】中,重新翻看了下这几天九洲一号群的聊天记录,然后,你猜我看到了什么？我意外发现了很有趣的记录——是我们在瑶池天界里时的消息记录。比我原本手机中的记录要多不少内容呢。” Song Shuhang: Σ(°△°|||) 宋书航:Σ(°△°|||) fuck, is this also good? Too exaggerating! 卧艹,这也行？太夸张了吧！ „Senior White, I said that is an accident/surprise of tragedy, do you believe?” Song Shuhang quickly replied. “白前辈,我说那是一场悲剧的意外,您相信吗？”宋书航迅速回复道。 Venerable White: „Un, originally is accidental/surprised? Good...... I did not haggle over with you.” 白尊者:“嗯,原来是意外？好吧……我不和你计较了。” Recent Venerable White, unexpected good speech! Has senior model/pattern specially, the Sir has massive. 最近的白尊者,意外的好说话呢！特别的有前辈范,大人有大量。 „Thanks the Senior White's understanding!” Song Shuhang excitedly to having tears streaming down the face. “谢谢白前辈的谅解！”宋书航激动到泪流满面。 „mere trifle, don't mention it. Perhaps that we'll meet again later on......, my refiner can the exhaustion point time, instead before North River and Copper Trigram war, I will definitely hurry back.” Venerable White added. “小意思,不客气。那我们到时候见……嗯,说不定我炼器会消耗点时间,反正在北河和铜卦大战前,我肯定会赶回去。”白尊者补充道。 After saying, Venerable White on offline. 说完后,白尊者就下线了。 Song Shuhang patted the chest, avoided a tribulation. 宋书航拍了拍胸膛,又躲过一劫了。 ...... …… ...... …… While at this time, Great Master Fathom Mystery got online. 正当这时,通玄大师上线了。 Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery: „@Tyrant Sabre Song ONE, but also in? Junior Apprentice Brother Shuhang?-- I am Three Realms, the new model cell phone that I just bought exploded, therefore can only first get online taking advantage of the cell phone of abbot looks for you. yā yā bah, felt this new model cell phone appearance is very attractive, wants to buy magical transformation one. But has not covered the heat, this goods exploded. Then, I turn this phonemaker dry/does, simply have complete disregard for human life. This thing takes the words of airplane, can explode the airplane!” 云游僧通玄:“＠霸刀宋壹,还在吗？书航师弟？——我是三日,我刚买的新款手机爆炸了,所以只能借方丈的手机先上线找你。呀呀个呸的,本来感觉这新款手机样子很好看,想买回来魔改一下的。但还没捂热呢,这货就爆了。回头,我就去干翻这家手机生产商,简直草菅人命。这玩意带上飞机的话,都能炸飞机了！” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“……” Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery: „I just looked under chat log, I am also today to Jiangnan area, wants to ask you to bring back to three disobedient children. But you have not arrived, the on my side a little urgent matter, has first to go back suddenly. Therefore now, I want to trouble you to help me look after Guoguo this three disobedient children again, my most 2-3 days lead them to come back.” 云游僧通玄:“我刚看了下聊天记录了,我本来也是今天到江南地区,想找你带回三个熊孩子。但你还没有抵达,我这边突然又有点急事,就只好先回去了。所以现在,我想麻烦你再帮我多照看一下果果这三个熊孩子,我最多2-3天就去带他们回来。” Song Shuhang: „no problem, Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms.” 宋书航:“没问题,三日师兄。” „If this three disobedient children is not obedient, although punches independently, should not be polite. disobedient child owes training, moreover they are robust, will punch several not dead.” Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery continues to say. “如果这三个熊孩子不听话,尽管放手去揍,不要客气。熊孩子就是欠调教,而且他们皮实,揍几下不会死的。”云游僧通玄继续道。 Song Shuhang: „I as far as possible...... actually Guoguo they are obedient.” 宋书航:“我尽量……其实果果他们还是蛮听话的。” „You were were too good to disobedient child, therefore after Guoguo this returned to the temple, all day long talked over considers arrives at your there to play again.” Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery hēi hēi smiles: „That settled like this, after 2-3 days meet, senior apprentice brother I give you to bring an interesting thing. Like this settled, 886” “你就是对熊孩子太好了,所以果果这回到寺里后,成天念叨着想再到你那里去玩。”云游僧通玄嘿嘿一笑:“那就这样说定了,等2-3天见面后,师兄我给你带个有趣的东西。就这样说定了,886” Song Shuhang: „886” 宋书航:“886” After Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms offline, Medicine Master then crops up slowly, terminology sound said: „I went, suddenly sees Great Master Fathom Mystery to speak, I also thought end of the world.” 三日师兄下线后,药师这才缓缓冒头,用语音道:“我了个去,突然看到通玄大师说话,我还以为世界末日到了。” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „I also had a scare, thinking Great Master Fathom Mystery must break the merit.” 灭凤公子:“我也被吓了一跳,以为通玄大师要破功了。” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „[Moe Moe's Dog Head]” 破阳戟郭大:“【萌萌的狗头表情】” Mad Sabre Three Waves: „[Angrily Rubs Dog's Head]” 狂刀三浪:“【怒搓楼上狗头表情】” Mad Sabre Three Waves: „wā hā hā, has not seen the Fellow Daoist Guo Da dog head building for a long time, does not snatch not to do right by the hand of Wave one time.” 狂刀三浪:“哇哈哈,好久没看到郭大道友的狗头楼了,不抢一次都对不住浪某的手啊。” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „[Angrily Rubs Dog's Head]” 灭凤公子:“【怒搓楼上狗头表情】” Medicine Master: „[Angrily Rubs Dog's Head]” 药师:“【怒搓楼上狗头表情】” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „Fellow Daoist Medicine Master, I rub Three Waves, do you rub me to do?” 灭凤公子:“药师道友,我搓三浪,你搓我干啥？” Medicine Master: „network latency ~ I now and Purple Mist in a specially remote place honeymoon, the signal is not quite good. Moreover my cell phone design was also old, considers to trade newly only, looks for fellow daoist magical transformation again.” 药师:“网络延迟~我现在和紫烟在一个特别偏僻的地方蜜月中,信号不太好。而且我的手机款式也偏老了,考虑换只新的,再重新找道友魔改一下。” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „......” Fellow Daoist Medicine Master, show love, quick truth of dying, can't you understand? 灭凤公子:“……”药师道友,秀恩爱,死的快的道理,你懂不懂？ Song Shuhang: „Senior Medicine Master, do not buy the sign that Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms said a moment ago, will explode.” 宋书航:“药师前辈,别买刚才三日师兄说的牌子,会爆炸。” Medicine Master: „What Three Realms buys is what sign?” 药师:“三日买的是什么牌子？” Song Shuhang: „Eh, hadn't senior apprentice brother said the sign a moment ago? That asks him again.” 宋书航:“呃,刚才师兄没说牌子吗？那再问问他吧。” Medicine Master: „we'll talk about it later-- PS: Saw that the typing is so quick, should know that is I am doing for somebody! Jiang's Purple Mist.” 药师:“到时候再说吧——PS:看到打字这么快,就应该知道是我在代劳啦！江紫烟。” -- pattern show love! ——花样秀恩爱！ Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „Stupid Three Waves, a moment ago that moe moe's dog head, was the Doudou childhood picture. I emit the dog head building, do not rub its meaning. Moreover, Doudou quick marry (a man), rage value was very recently high. @I'm Sir Mt. Yellow's Loyal Dog. no need to thank me, my name was Guo Lei Feng 。” 破阳戟郭大:“愚蠢的三浪啊,刚才那张萌萌的狗头,是豆豆小时候的图片。我放出狗头楼,并没有要搓它的意思。另外,豆豆最近快嫁人了,怒气值很高呢。＠我是黄山大人的忠犬。不用谢我,我叫郭雷锋。” Mad Sabre Three Waves: „......” 狂刀三浪:“……” I'm Sir Yellow Mountain's Loyal Dog: „feels bad, shiitake mushroom. In online game the wife one had not gotten online all day, should not be tired of me.” 我是黄山大人的忠犬:“蓝瘦,香菇。网游中老婆一整天没上线了,别烦我。” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „......” 破阳戟郭大:“……” while speaking, Scholar Contribute Society got online. As soon as he gets online summons Song Shuhang directly: „@Tyrant Sabre Song ONE, Little Friend Shuhang also in?” 正说话间,献公居士上线了。他一上线就直接召唤宋书航:“＠霸刀宋壹,书航小友还在吗？” Song Shuhang: „Still absorbed Dragon Demon Medicine in...... Senior Contribute Society?” 宋书航:“还在呢……献公前辈吸收完龙魔药剂了吗？” „Absorbed successfully, then I must find the place to close up, attacks Seventh Stage Venerable Realm. Before then, you give me a coordinates, I have a thing to want carrier flying sword to you.” Scholar Contribute Society said with a smile, many years of hidden danger eliminated, the scholar was happy. “吸收成功了,接下来我要找地方闭关,去冲击七品尊者境界。在这之前,你给我个坐标,我有件东西要飞剑传书给你。”献公居士笑道,多年隐患清除,居士心情很好。 Song Shuhang immediately eye one bright: „could it be that thing?” 宋书航顿时眼睛一亮:“难道是那件东西？” „That thing!” Scholar Contribute Society said with a smile. “正是那件东西！”献公居士笑道。 Before--, obtains the Dragon Demon corpse after Venerable White there, Scholar Contribute Society and Song Shuhang to thank Venerable White, prepares to refine named Dragon's Tail Escaping Shade magical item in secret. ——之前,从白尊者那里得到龙魔的尸体后,献公居士和宋书航为了感谢白尊者,暗中准备炼制一件名为龙尾遁影的法器。 This magical treasure, can for the flying sword fixed buff little flying speeds, thus breaks through own extreme speed, likes flying sword race Venerable White definitely liking very much. 这种法宝,可以为飞剑固定加恃少许的飞行速度,从而突破自身的极限速度,爱飙飞剑的白尊者肯定很喜欢。 But now, Scholar Contribute Society has built up this treasure. 而现在,献公居士已经将此宝炼成。 To Song Shuhang, this treasure comes just in time-- in some sense, it can be said that the timely rain. 对宋书航来说,这宝贝来的正是时候——某种意义上来说,可以说是及时雨。 Before, although Venerable White expressed orally did not mind in Nacre Lake Heavenly Realm the matter , but if had this Dragon's Tail Escaping Shade to work as the gift, Venerable White one happy, not accountant compared with the phoenix coronet and phoenix robe picture event that in Nacre Lake Heavenly Realm flowed out accidentally/surprisingly! 之前,虽然白尊者口头上表示不介意瑶池天界里发生的事情,但若是有这件龙尾遁影当礼物的话,白尊者一开心,就更加不会计较瑶池天界里意外流出的凤冠、凤袍照片事件了！ This lets the Senior White mood excellent sharp weapon. 这可是让白前辈心情大好的利器。 „Senior Contribute Society, I will arrive in Jiangnan area tomorrow, by that time I give you coordinates, you give me carrier flying sword then.” Song Shuhang rapid replied. “献公前辈,我明天抵达江南地区,到时候我将坐标给您,您给我飞剑传书即可。”宋书航迅速回道。 Scholar Contribute Society replied: „no problem. Happen to I must take advantage of the time, prepares to close up attacks the realm's preparation.” 献公居士回道:“没问题。正好我也要趁时间,准备一下闭关冲击境界的准备。” Song Shuhang: „Wish the senior to be promoted smoothly.” 宋书航:“祝前辈顺利晋级。” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „Wish the senior to be promoted smoothly, by that time must call senior Venerable Contribute Society.” 灭凤公子:“祝前辈顺利晋级,到时候就得称前辈献公尊者了。” Afterward, online Nine Provinces (1) Group fellow daoist, offered itself to bless heartfeltly. 随后,在线的九洲一号群道友,也都献上了自己衷心的祝福。 At this time, Mad Sabre Three Waves made noise: „Heard that after promoting Venerable, can change more resounding Dao name anything......” 这时,狂刀三浪又出声了:“听说在晋升尊者后,可以改个更响亮的道号啥的……” Below a single sentence of Three Waves words, has not sent. Has not had for a long time Nine Provinces (1) Group always online holy warrior Loose Practitioner North River that comes to come suddenly: „Fellow Daoist Three Waves, the following words do not say again. You are not suitable this month again seeking death.” 三浪话的下一句话,还没有发出来。久未现身的九洲一号群永远在线的圣斗士北河散人猛然现身:“三浪道友,下面的话不要再说了。你本月已经不适合再作死了。” What a pity, Loose Practitioner North River eventually late one step. 可惜,北河散人终究还是迟了一步。 Under Mad Sabre Three Waves a single sentence, almost sends simultaneously with Loose Practitioner North River's: „For example Venerable Nuclear Explosion Dao name, should very be resounding. How Senior Contribute Society do you see?” 狂刀三浪下一句话,几乎和北河散人的同时发出来:“比如核爆尊者的道号,应该会很响亮。献公前辈你怎么看？” Scholar Contribute Society: „hē hē hē hē hē hē hē.” 献公居士:“呵呵呵呵呵呵呵。” A series of long hehe, fully voiced Scholar Contribute Society this time feelings. 一连串长长的呵呵,充分表达出了献公居士此时的心情。 Loose Practitioner North River spooky sighing, even he, cannot continue a life for Mad Sabre Three Waves again. 北河散人幽幽的叹了口气,即使是他,也没能为狂刀三浪再续一命。 Mad Sabre Three Waves: „......” He also a brain heat, spoke the cold joke that should not speak a moment ago! 狂刀三浪:“……”他刚才又脑子一热,讲了不应该讲的冷笑话！ In Nine Provinces (1) Group, temporarily peaceful. 九洲一号群里,暂时都安静了下来。 As we all know, the nuclear explosion is Scholar Contribute Society aging scabs at heart, uncovering is the bloody past events. Before, who raised this matter with Scholar Contribute Society, scholar with who was anxious. 所有人都知道,核爆是献公居士心里的一块陈年伤疤,揭下来就是血淋淋的往事。以前,谁跟献公居士提起这事,居士就和谁急。 Afterward, as the Scholar Contribute Society body and strength restored gradually, before nuclear explosion matter did not have that taboo, this aging scabs seem also healing gradually. 后来,随着献公居士身体和实力渐渐恢复,对核爆这事也没有以前那么禁忌了,这块陈年伤疤似乎也在渐渐愈合。 However now the Fellow Daoist Three Waves' behavior, on Scholar Contribute Society's heart, aims at the aging scabs also to hold a blade. 但是现在三浪道友的行为,是在献公居士的心窝子上,对准陈年伤疤又捅了一刀啊。 Long time, Scholar Contribute Society replied: „Receives the Fellow Daoist Three Waves auspicious words...... , after this throne promotes Venerable, delivers a Fellow Daoist Three Waves round of nuclear bomb to make the thank-you gift.” 良久后,献公居士回复道:“承三浪道友吉言……待本座晋升尊者后,就送三浪道友一发核弹做谢礼。” by that time, he must tie up ten nuclear bombs in Mad Sabre Three Waves body, launches in him universe! 到时候,他一定要在狂刀三浪身上绑上十枚核弹,将他发射到宇宙中去呀！