Young monster hunter: „???” 年轻的捉妖人:“？？？” a confused face. 一脸懵逼。 The style transforms was too sudden, previous moment or kindly and profound and unfathomable's senior person of high skill. The next second comes to recommend what treasure armor suddenly, but also hardware...... 画风转变的太突然了,前一刻还是和善、高深莫测的前辈高人。下一秒突然前来推荐什么宝甲,还五金一件…… If from the aura cannot determine that at present this senior, indeed is True Monarch Yellow Mountain without doubt, young monster hunter must think that this is a not good profiteer or the swindler, when he is the triumphant child, deceives him. 如果不是从气息上可以确定眼前这位前辈,的确是黄山真君无疑的话,年轻的捉妖人都要以为这是一个无良奸商或是骗子,当他是凯子,来骗他了。 After silent moment, young monster hunter is probing asking: „How many spirit stone senior...... is the hardware?” 沉默了片刻后,年轻的捉妖人试探着问道:“前辈……五金是多少灵石？” True Monarch Yellow Mountain is maintaining the calm smile as before, finally, he actually this valuable armor stopper to the young monster hunter's hand in: „Considers as finished...... this valuable armor taking advantage of you, it will be very light, puts on not to hinder you to act. Next time when will meet, you remember that its also me is.” 黄山真君依旧保持着淡定的微笑,最后,他硬是将这件宝甲塞到了年轻捉妖人的手中:“算了……这件宝甲借你吧,它很轻,穿上去也不会妨碍你行动的。下次见面时,你记得将它还我就是。” „Ha?” Young monster hunter cannot respond completely. “哈？”年轻的捉妖人完全反应不过来。 „Puts on it, you can use on it. Should better find a place now, puts on it.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said, both hands lost behind, leave leisurely and carefree. “穿上它吧,你会用的上它的。最好现在就找个地方,将它穿上。”黄山真君说完,双手负于身后,悠闲的离开了。 Originally he also wants with this young monster hunter same place,......, but now, this young monster hunter so seeking death that waits for Little Friend Song Shuhang to come, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, so long as thinks of Little Friend Song Shuhang to come, when with this young monster hunter meets, that scene, too sour crisp, lets person can't bear to look straight. 本来他还想和这位年轻的捉妖人一起,等着宋书航小友过来的……但现在,这位年轻的捉妖人如此作死,黄山真君只要想到宋书航小友过来,和这位年轻的捉妖人见面时,那场面,太酸爽,让人不忍直视。 Un, therefore he first seizes that named ‚Cloud Mist’ the fellow...... naturally, he will watch here situation in secret, when has a look at Little Friend Song Shuhang and this young monster hunter meets the picture. 嗯,所以他还是先去捉那个名为‘云雾’的家伙吧……当然,他会暗中关注这里的情况,看看宋书航小友和这位年轻捉妖人碰面时的画面。 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx True Monarch Yellow Mountain left, young monster hunter holds valuable armor, is frowning to rack one's brains. 黄山真君离开了,年轻的捉妖人捧着宝甲,皱着眉头苦思起来。 -- Senior Yellow Mountain lends him this valuable armor specially, reminded him to find the opportunity to put on it. Could it be that, what will I then meet to attack? Needs this valuable armor to protect the body? ——黄山前辈特意将这件宝甲借给他,又提醒他找机会将它穿上。难道说,接下来我会遇上什么打击？需要这件宝甲护体吗？ Considering Senior Yellow Mountain's profound and unfathomable, after young monster hunter thinks , to continue to maintain invisible status, then finds the place that no one saw, puts on this valuable armor in the clothes. 考虑到黄山前辈的高深莫测,年轻的捉妖人想了想后,继续保持着隐形状态,然后找了个没人看到的地方,将这件宝甲穿在衣服内。 Then, took out the spare clothes to change the-- previous clothes, in with ‚big fellow’ in fight, breakage. 然后,又取出了备用的衣服换上——之前的衣服,在和‘大块头’战斗中时,破损了。 With the Senior Yellow Mountain description, this valuable armor is light , if no thing, will put on will not hinder his action. How doesn't know its defensive power? 和黄山前辈描述的一样,这件宝甲轻若无物,穿上也不会妨碍他的行动。就是不知道它的防御力如何？ When is thinking, on his cell phone has the news to send. 正思索着时,他的手机上有消息发来。 Is good friend Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure sends in the news: „Chief, where are you now White Whale Road mouth?” 是好友书山压力大发来消息:“院长,你现在在白鲸路口吗？” Can Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure come finally? 书山压力大总算要过来了吗？ Young monster hunter hastily replied: „Can I, you come? I wait for you in that small alcove of crossroad. I wear the cream-colored coat, is very good to recognize.” 年轻的捉妖人连忙回复道:“我在的,你要过来了吗？我就在路口的那个小亭子中等你。我穿着米色外套,很好认的。” Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure: „Is good I to pass now. I put on the black short sleeve, brings three disobedient children, your by that time can look at my turn.” 书山压力大:“好我现在过去。我穿黑色短袖,身后还带着三个熊孩子,你到时候就能看到我了。” „Becoming, I'll wait for you.” Young monster hunter corner of the mouth showed the smile. “成,我等你。”年轻的捉妖人嘴角露出了微笑。 -- does not know that what kind of person 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure' can be? As if a university student, should compare the naivete end to take off/escape? ——也不知道‘书山压力大’到底会是个怎么样的人呢？似乎还是个大学生,应该比较稚气末脱吧？ ...... …… ...... …… Another side, Song Shuhang brings Ye Si, Guoguo, poem and candle, comes out from the clothing store. 另一边,宋书航带着叶思、果果、诗、烛,从服装店中出来。 In the Song Shuhang hand is taking several shopping bags, inside packs the clothes that Ye Si chose...... 宋书航手中提着好几个购物袋,里面装满了叶思挑选出来的衣服…… But at this time, Ye Si body puts on with black T-shirt-- this of Song Shuhang similar type is the lover attire, the price wants expensive/noble several times compared with the single unit T-shirt, butchers these to be in love specially the lover. 而此时,叶思身上穿着和宋书航同款式的黑色t恤——这是情侣装,价格比起单件的t恤要贵好几倍,专门宰那些热恋中的情侣。 „Walks, goes to White Whale Road.[ Crazy neurosis chief] is waiting for us.” Song Shuhang said with a smile. “走吧,去白鲸路。[疯狂的精神病院长]还是等着我们。”宋书航笑道。 ...... A True Monarch Yellow Mountain round of information came a moment ago, said that he met[ crazy neurosis chief], must wait/etc. he pass in White Whale Road. 刚才……黄山真君发信息过来,说他遇上了[疯狂的精神病院长],要在白鲸路等他过去。 But after the moment, True Monarch Yellow Mountain sends SMS to come suddenly, said that he has the matter temporarily, first step leaves...... 但片刻后,黄山真君又突然发短信过来,说他临时有事,先一步离开了…… Moreover, True Monarch Yellow Mountain exhort again and again Song Shuhang, with this[ crazy neurosis chief] raises oneself two people to know the matter that...... he makes Song Shuhang ‚normal’ and this[ crazy neurosis chief] under line made an appointment with on the line. 另外,黄山真君叮嘱宋书航,不要和这位[疯狂的精神病院长]提起自己两人认识的事情……他让宋书航‘正常’的和这位[疯狂的精神病院长]线下约见就行了。 Song Shuhang by being confused of Lane True Monarch Yellow Mountain, complete unable was understood what-- Senior Yellow Mountain is actually thinking, moreover on the other hand, how True Monarch Yellow Mountain is[ crazy neurosis chief] meet? 宋书航被黄山真君的一头雾水,完全无法理解黄山前辈到底在想什么——而且话说回来,黄山真君是怎么和[疯狂的精神病院长]相遇的？ However, in any case it's about time, was the time sees the netizen chief. 不过,反正时间差不多了,也是时候去见见网友院长了。 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Three after minutes, 三分钟后 Ye Si both hands smart-alecky losing behind, leads the way in front. Perhaps is because Song Shuhang accompanies the reason that she window-shops to buy the clothes, she is happy today. 叶思双手俏皮的负于身后,在前面开路。或许是因为宋书航陪她逛街买衣服的原因,她今天心情很好。 Guoguo, poem and candle body also changed new clothes completely, follows in Ye Si's behind. 果果、诗、烛身上也全部换了一身新衣服,跟在叶思的身后。 Song Shuhang in brings up the rear finally, in his both hands is pulling many shopping bags, the weight is heavy. 宋书航在最后方押阵,他双手中牵着许多购物袋,重量不轻。 One line of five people, arrived at White Whale Road crossroad small alcove. 一行五人,来到了白鲸路路口的小亭子处。 „[ Crazy neurosis chief] has said that he in that small alcove, wears the cream-colored coat.” Song Shuhang said in a soft voice, got off the subject to look into the distance to that small alcove. “[疯狂的精神病院长]说过,他就在那小亭子中,穿着米色外套。”宋书航轻声道,说远远望向那个小亭子。 Luckily, young monster hunter in small alcove, seems to be of one mind, similarly raise head looks toward Song Shuhang & co.. 巧的是,小亭子中的年轻捉妖人,似乎心有灵犀,同样抬头朝着宋书航一行人望来。 Then...... the young monster hunter's vision, fell on body of Ye Si body. 然后……年轻捉妖人的目光,落在了叶思身师的身上。 【Wears the black T-shirt, brings three disobedient children. that's right, she is Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure!】 Young monster hunter eye one bright. 【身穿黑色t恤,身后带着三个熊孩子。没错了,她就是书山压力大！】年轻的捉妖人眼睛一亮。 As for with Ye Si three people of Song Shuhang that is away from small path distance...... was neglected by young monster hunter subconscious. 至于和叶思三人隔着一小段距离的宋书航……被年轻的捉妖人下意识忽略了。 how to say it? 怎么说呢？ Really...... suitable surprise! 真是……相当的惊喜啊！ Although he once passed over gently and swiftly idea-- in the mind 【If Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure is the younger sister?】 At that time, this absurd thought was thrown by him after the brain quickly. Because he felt, Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure impossible is a younger sister. 虽然他曾经在脑海中掠过一个想法——【如果书山压力大是妹子的话？】当时,这个荒唐的念头很快就被他抛于脑后了。因为他感觉,书山压力大不可能是妹子啊。 But, the reality often compared with novel melodramatic...... Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure also is really a younger sister. Moreover seems like, is very attractive! 但没想到,现实往往比小说更加狗血……书山压力大还真是个妹子。而且看上去,很漂亮！ She has the leaning brown long hair, the long hair by the careful forming braid. Long keeps the sea, is covering her eye indistinctly. In her body, but also is lending a books aura. 她有着偏棕色的长发,长发被细心的编成辫子。长长的留海,隐约遮盖着她的眼睛。在她身上,还散发着一种书卷气息。 What a pity, Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure is the literary young girl beautiful woman of...... is not his vegetable/dish. 可惜了,书山压力大是文学少女型的美女……不是他的菜。 He likes the younger sister of cute department, tsundere that. 他更喜欢可爱系的妹子,傲娇型的那种。 However, even if not the type that he likes, but the beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, is beautiful. ‚Under my line the netizen is super great beauty’ thinks to have the feeling. 但是,就算不是他喜欢的类型,但美女就是美女,就是养眼。‘我的线下网友是位超级大美人’想想都带感啊。 Young monster hunter can affirm, if he with this beautiful woman netizen about stretch/open Zhao, after send it to Moments, can make other monster hunter companions be jealous absolutely. 年轻的捉妖人敢肯定,若是他和这位美女网友合张照,发到朋友圈后,绝对能让其他捉妖人同伴眼红的。 Thinks of here, young monster hunter happy jumped from the small alcove, arrived in front of Ye Si, Guoguo, lamps and candle four people quickly. 想到这里,年轻的捉妖人开心的从小亭子中跳了出来,快步来到了叶思、果果、灯、烛四人面前。 „Are you Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure?” Young monster hunter is saying with a smile to Ye Si: „First meeting, I am[ crazy neurosis chief].” “你就是书山压力大吧？”年轻的捉妖人对着叶思笑道:“初次见面,我就是[疯狂的精神病院长]。” Ye Si blinks, later lightly smiles: „Shuhang, looks your.” 叶思眨了眨眼睛,随后轻轻一笑:“书航,找你的。” In Ye Si's behind...... 【Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure】 Little friends, already entered blackening pattern. 在叶思的身后……【书山压力大】小友,已经进入黑化模式。 -- lay fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fuck! ——卧了个艹艹艹艹艹艹艹！ Is he! 是他！ Even if this fellow changes clothes at present, but this build, this aura, turns into the ash even, Song Shuhang recognizes-- this is today in that restaurant restroom, sneak attacks him, wraps the fellow of his gunnysack! 就算眼前这个家伙换了身衣服,但是这体型,还有这气息,就算化成灰,宋书航都认得啊——这就是今天在那酒家厕所,偷袭他,套他麻袋的家伙！ travel far and wide looking for something, only to find it easily! 踏破铁鞋无觅处,得来全不费工夫！ good will be rewarded with good, evil will be rewarded with evil ; if the reward is not forthcoming, it is because the time has not arrived yet! 善有善报,恶有恶报;不是不报，时间未到！ This world has because has the fruit, started out because of the flower, will have the fruit! 这世间有因就有果,开出了因的花,就会结出果来！ -- this is prey walks into a trap to come the mouth tooth! ——这就是猎物自投罗网而来口牙！ Then, how do I want to welcome him? 接下来,我要怎么欢迎他呢？ One. « Foundation Fist Technique » of 300 seconds fists two, the sincere supersonic speed, making him understand that Cultivator World's is brutal? 一秒三百拳的《基础拳法》贰,拳拳超音速,让他明白修士界的残酷？ On the Earth screw throws 【Imitates * Disposable Shooting Star Sword】, Making him taste the Spiralling Ascension to Heaven's quick x feelings? 还是地球螺旋上投【仿*一次性流星剑】,让他品尝螺旋升天的快x感？ In mind thoughts constantly welling up...... 脑海中思绪万千…… However, on the Song Shuhang face actually showed the kindly smile: „Hello,[ crazy neurosis chief]. First meeting, I am 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure', excuse me, making the chief you wait for a long time here.” 但是,宋书航脸上却露出了和善的笑容:“你好,[疯狂的精神病院长]。初次见面,我就是‘书山压力大’,不好意思,让院长你在这里久等了。” Song Shuhang felt oneself at this moment, was really Grand Void false. 宋书航感觉自己这一刻,真是太虚伪了。 ...... …… ...... …… Opposite young monster hunter is seeing the Song Shuhang's time stiffly, the smile of face one thousandth of a second! 对面年轻的捉妖人在看到宋书航的时候,脸部的笑容僵硬了千分之一秒！ 【fuuuuck grass, is Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng! How like this, Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure unexpectedly is Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng!】 【卧艹艹艹艹艹,是高升师兄！怎么会这样,书山压力大竟然是高升师兄！】 Other mother, this was too awkward! 彼母的,这太尴尬了啊！ Before, he just wrapped the Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng gunnysack, but also sent online. 就在之前,他才刚刚套了高升师兄麻袋,还发到网上了。 Calms down, calms down! 冷静下来,冷静下来！ 【No wonder, before I said when oneself looked at «Dharma-Ending Battle», Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure will inquire that my view about 'Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng', originally this goods were the Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng actor. Must be so skillful!】 【难怪了,之前在我说自己看完了《末法之战》时,书山压力大会询问我关于‘高升师兄’的看法,原来这货就是高升师兄的演员啊。要不要这么巧啊！】 Is good does not have seeking death because of oneself, ‚video’ will not have sent to own chat account Moments. Moreover before sneak attacked Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng time, oneself covered oneself face and most doppelgänger shape specially. 好在自己没有作死,没有将‘视频’发到自己的聊天账号朋友圈中。而且之前偷袭高升师兄的时候,自己特意遮盖住了自己的脸和大部分身形。 Therefore...... Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure' should not see own face, he will not recognize himself. 所以……高升师兄‘书山压力大’应该没有看到自己的脸,他不会认出自己。 Then, he wants to be calm, when these matter have not happened well. 如此一来,他只要镇定下来,当这些事情都没有发生过就好。 Seizes in the monster master mind to rotate young fast, finally got down decided-- when were true saw that for the first time 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure' was good! 年轻捉妖师脑海中飞快转动,最终下了决定——就当自己是真正的第一次见到‘书山压力大’就好！ Therefore, kindly that the young seizing monster master Henkuai on smile by own face was restored, welcomed with a smile to Song Shuhang, then extend the hand came to with the Song Shuhang handshake: „First meeting, Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure, I am[ crazy neurosis chief]. Made me surprised, originally you were the Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng actor, you should not hide the truth from me!” 于是,年轻的捉妖师很快让自己脸上的笑容恢复的和善,笑着迎向了宋书航,然后伸出手来要和宋书航握手:“初次见面,书山压力大,我就是[疯狂的精神病院长]。太让我惊讶了,原来你就是高升师兄的扮演者啊,你不应该瞒我啊！” If-- you are open about the facts me, I will not wrap your gunnysack absolutely! ——如果你不瞒我的话,我就绝对不会套你麻袋了啊！ „Ha Ha Ha.” Song Shuhang pushed sunglasses, this time sunglasses is the entity that buys. Then, he extends both hands, gave the chief a warm hug: „I am hiding the truth from you, wants to give the chief your a surprise.” “哈哈哈。”宋书航推了推墨镜,这次的墨镜是买来的实体。然后,他伸出双手,给了院长一个热情的拥抱:“我之所以瞒着你,也是想给院长你一个惊喜啊。” Young monster hunter secretly relieved-- evidently, Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure has not really recognized him. 年轻的捉妖人暗暗松了口气——看样子,书山压力大真的没有认出他来。 However, why always felt that which place has to be somewhat improper?( To be continued.) 但是,为什么总感觉有哪个地方有些不妥？(未完待续。)