Song Shuhang is saying with a smile: „Mother, I came back.” 宋书航笑着道:“妈,我回来了。” Song Mama looked at son one eyes, nods. Then, she looks to son behind little monk and poem and candle two little loli. 宋妈妈望了儿子一眼,点了点头。然后,她又望向儿子身后的小和尚以及诗、烛两位小萝莉。 „yí, the young master you come to our home to be a guest.” Song Mama sees Little Guoguo, said with a smile kindly. “咦,小师傅你又来我们家做客啦。”宋妈妈看到小果果,亲切笑道。 „Aunt hello/you good.” little monk both hands join the palms in greeting to salute. “伯母你好。”小和尚双手合掌行礼。 Serious shape little monk, is very lovable. 一脸严肃状的小和尚,特别可爱。 -- Song Shuhang felt that mama when facing his biological son, is not so kind. ——宋书航感觉妈妈在面对他这个亲儿子时,都没有这么亲切。 Afterward, Song Mama saw little monk side that two cute little girl. Then, she looks to beside Song Shuhang's Ye Si-- then, the Song Mama's brain hole arrived at the horizon. 随后,宋妈妈又看到了小和尚身边那两个可爱的小女孩。接着,她又望向宋书航身边的叶思——然后,宋妈妈的脑洞就开到天际去了。 【someday in the future, Song Shuhang, if marries this miss, having a son should meet and this little monk is equally lovable? Lives daughter's words to have the twin, interesting is after death good like this pair of small girl.】 【未来有一天,宋书航若和这位姑娘结婚,生个儿子应该会和这小和尚一样可爱吧？生女儿的话一定要生双胞胎,像身后这对小丫头一样有趣才行啊。】 Ye Si said with a smile: „Aunt hello/you good, I called Ye Si.” 叶思微笑道:“伯母你好,我叫叶思。” Ye Si's sent regards, pulls back from the horizon the Song Mama's thought. 叶思的问候,将宋妈妈的思维从天际拉了回来。 „Miss Ye Si hello/you good.” Song Mama smiles, then brings the people advanced living room to rest: „Shuhang, on the road have you eaten?” “叶思姑娘你好。”宋妈妈一笑,然后带着众人先进客厅休息:“书航,路上你们吃过了吗？” „not yet ne, prepared to solve the dinner on electric train, but the midway had/left an accident/surprise, we arrived home ahead of time.” Song Shuhang said. “还没呢,本来准备在动车上解决晚餐的,不过中途出了点意外,我们提前到家了。”宋书航道。 „You wait a bit the little while, I preparation that will go to eat.” Song Mama said. “那你们稍等会儿,我去将吃的准备一下。”宋妈妈道。 ...... ...... ...... ...... In living room 客厅中 Song Shuhang reluctantly by sitting on sofa, is paddling cell phone-- recently he, once has free time, will access the net to flip joke anything, so as to avoid being dragged into that Infinite Makeup Test Dimension by Senior White Two suddenly. preparedness averts peril! 宋书航懒懒的靠坐在沙发上,划动着手机——最近他一旦有空,就会上网去翻翻笑话什么的,免得突然被白前辈two拉入到那个无限补考空间。有备无患！ little monk, poem and candle three disobedient children is watching the animated cartoon...... Calabash Brothers in 2019 the version. The plot and Song Shuhang had read in childhood Calabash Brothers plot, is completely different. Heaven knows is screenwriter magical transformation? 小和尚、诗、烛三个熊孩子正在看动画片......葫芦兄弟2019年版。剧情和宋书航小时候看过的葫芦兄弟的剧情,已经完全不同了。天知道编剧是怎么魔改的？ Song Baba sits in Shuhang side reads the newspaper, the vision is actually sizing up opposite Ye Si. 宋爸爸坐在书航身边看报纸,目光却打量着对面的叶思。 Ye Si is chatting-- dinner Song Mama to prepare appropriately with Song Mama, only need the rice of several plus several person share be able again. 叶思正和宋妈妈一起聊天——晚餐宋妈妈早已经准备妥当,只需再多加几人份的米饭便可。 Therefore, she drew Ye Si to start to chat far apart. 于是,她拉着叶思开始天南地北的聊了起来。 From the beginning, quite strenuous-- that two people chatted if three years a generation gap, the generation gap between Song Mama's Ye Si, simply had distance of livelihood. 一开始,两人聊的比较吃力——如果说三年一代沟的话,宋妈妈的叶思之间的代沟,简直有日月之距。 However with the Ye Si's coordination, Song Mama and her chat content also gets on soundings...... 不过在叶思的配合下,宋妈妈和她的聊天内容也渐入佳境...... At this time, Song Baba pushed Song Shuhang with elbow lightly, asked on the quiet: „Shuhang, this time bringing was your girlfriend?” 这时,宋爸爸用手肘轻轻推了推宋书航,悄悄问道:“书航,这次带来的就是你的女朋友了吧？” Song Shuhang just wants to reply. 宋书航正想回答。 Luckily, Song Mama cannot bear finally, turns round to ask that Ye Si said: „Ye Si, how you and our family/home does Shuhang know?” 巧的是,宋妈妈也终于忍不住,拐着弯问叶思道:“叶思啊,你和我们家书航是怎么认识的？” Ye Si lifted the pupil to look at Song Shuhang, showed a faint smile. 叶思抬眸望了眼宋书航,微微一笑。 „cough.” Song Shuhang clears throat, replaces Ye Si to answer this issue: „I and Ye Si, know in giant concealed book stacks. At that time she read there, I'm also reading there, both of us chatted afterward are chatting are knowing. Relations before us...... soon becomes lover's relations.” “咳。”宋书航清了清嗓子,代替叶思回答这个问题:“我和叶思,是在一个巨大的藏书库中认识的。当时她在那里看书,我也在那里看书,后来我们俩聊着聊着就认识了。至于我们之间的关系......之前是快要成为情侣的关系。” In most families, parents, when the son still when studying, the exhort again and again son must take the studies as to live. But Song Shuhang...... in the high school, Song Mama has turned round frequently, making him bring home attractive girlfriend. 大部分家庭中,父母在儿子还在读书时,都叮嘱儿子要以学业为生。而宋书航......在高中的时候,宋妈妈已经常常拐着弯,让他带个漂亮女票回家了。 Song Mama hearing this, nervously said: „Soon becomes the lover? That present?” 宋妈妈闻言,紧张道:“快要成为情侣？那现在呢？” This issue, Ye Si makes noise to reply on own initiative: „Present words......, although can't do anything about it becomes the normal lover, but, our relations must be closer than the lover.” 这个问题,叶思主动出声回答道:“现在的话......嗯,虽然没办法成为正常情侣,但是,我们的关系比情侣还要更密切了。” „Is kinder than the lover?” Song Mama blinks, then her both hands make the movement that joins the palms in greeting: „Both of you...... that what, that...... that what is coming, body fusion?” “比情侣更亲切？”宋妈妈眨了眨眼睛,然后她双手做出合掌的动作:“那你们俩......那啥,那个......那啥来着,合体了吗？” Song Shuhang: „Pū ~ ~” 宋书航:“噗~~” „body fusion, is that meaning.” Loli Poem said in a soft voice. “合体,就是那个意思吧。”诗萝莉轻声道。 „that's right, Elder sister. body fusion is that meaning!” Loli Candle replied. “没错了,姐姐。合体就是那个意思！”烛萝莉答道。 little monk blushed the face, closes one's eyes, meditates Buddhist scripture. 小和尚羞红了脸,闭着眼睛,默念佛经。 Ye Si thinks, replied: „Un, body fusion!” Two Heads and Four Arms is very graceful, if not for sees Song Baba and Song Mama is only the average person, Ye Si wants to give two to demonstrate. 叶思想了想,回答道:“嗯,合体了！”二头四臂特别帅,要不是看出宋爸爸和宋妈妈都只是普通人,叶思都想要给两位演示一番。 Song Baba closed the newspaper, looked at Ye Si, on the face was showing the gentle smile: „Miss Ye Si, later we were the whole families.” 宋爸爸合上了报纸,望着叶思,脸上露出了慈祥的笑容:“叶思姑娘,以后我们就是一家人了。” „The baba's meaning is my meaning.” Song Mama said with a smile. “爸爸的意思就是我的意思。”宋妈妈笑道。 Song Shuhang: „Pū ~ ~” 宋书航:“噗~~” Song Baba made an effort to hold Shuhang: „keep it up, strives for a university graduation to get married. In the past, your old ba my that's it your mother marrying. However, before the wedding words, both of you must pay attention. Unmarried parenthood, is not absolutely good!” 宋爸爸用力捅了捅书航:“加油,争取大学一毕业就结婚。当年,你老爸我就是这样将你妈给娶到手的。不过,在婚前的话,你们俩还是要注意一下。未婚生子,绝对不行！” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××××××××××××× Next morning. 第二天一早。 Song Shuhang brings Ye Si, Guoguo, poem and candle goes out. 宋书航就带着叶思、果果、诗和烛出门了。 Nearby he prepares to bring Ye Si to go to Nine Dragons Street to stroll, buys the daily necessities that some new semesters must use while convenient. 他准备带叶思去附近九龙街逛逛,顺便买一些新学期要用的生活用品。 After at noon, then goes to and that netizen[ crazy neurosis chief] meets. 等中午后,再去和那位网友[疯狂的精神病院长]碰个面。 If smooth, this afternoon starts on a journey to go to Jiangnan area. 如果顺利的话,今天下午就起程前往江南地区。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Almost after Song Shuhang led a large crowd was just going out...... the good neighbor in next door ‚Li Yun’ to visit. 几乎在宋书航带着一大群人刚出门之后......隔壁的好邻居‘李云’上门来了。 „Ha, did Little Friend Song Shuhang go out very early in the morning?” Dao Priest Cloud Mist dumbfounded-- he heard yesterday Song Shuhang must come back, therefore the mood is good. In the evening sits in meditation practice's status to be very good, in one breath practice to the present. “哈,宋书航小友一大早就出门了？”云雾道长目瞪口呆——他昨天听说宋书航要回来了,于是心情甚好。当晚打坐修炼的状态特别棒,一口气修炼到了现在。 Finally, when his happy to Song Shuhang's family fleeing gate, actually knew the opposite party went out news. 结果,当他开心的到宋书航家窜门时,却得知对方又出门了的消息。 【could it be, do I really and Way Grasping Stone miss? Really, I return to my Empty Thief Gate, properly cultivate, before striving own « Empty Miraculous Hands » promotes a scale again...... then, to go to True Monarch Yellow Mountain's immortal residence again, robs to be spatial, revenge.】 Dao Priest Cloud Mist secretly said in heart. 【难道,我真的和悟道石无缘吗？果然,我还是回自己的空空盗门,好好修炼,争取将自己的《空空妙手》再提升一个档次......然后前再去将黄山真君的洞府,一盗而空,一雪前耻。】云雾道长心中暗道。 While his mood pessimistic time, Song Mama said: „Shuhang leads several friends to take to the streets to go shopping, should quick come back. You might as well in my family wait/etc?” 这正当他情绪悲观的时候,宋妈妈道:“书航带着几位朋友上街去买东西,应该很快就会回来的。你不妨在我家等等？” Dao Priest Cloud Mist hearing this, immediately eye one bright: „I disturbed.” 云雾道长闻言,顿时眼睛一亮:“那我就打搅了。” Song Baba at the same time said with a smile: „Li Yun you were too polite.” 一边的宋爸爸笑道:“李云你就是太客气了。” ...... ...... ...... ...... Nine Dragons Street is the prosperous business street 九龙街是繁荣的商业街 Song Shuhang has Ye Si Guoguo several people, came to stroll in several shops, bought some daily necessities. 宋书航带着叶思果果几人,来在数家店中逛了一圈,买一些生活用品。 Following that three disobedient children keeps close to Song Shuhang's behind-- their currently already thoroughly certainly ‚escaping’ thought. Because of that Senior Apprentice Sister Ye Si, is Fifth Stage Spirit Sovereign. They cannot escape. 三个熊孩子寸步不离的跟在宋书航的身后——他们现在已经彻底绝了‘逃跑’的念头。因为那个叶思师姐,是五品灵皇。他们逃不掉的。 But this time Fifth Stage Spirit Sovereign Senior Apprentice Sister Ye Si, by various advertisement brainwashing. 而此时的五品灵皇叶思师姐,正被各种广告洗脑。 【Good news, good news, especially big good news, customer friends, hello, because the shop front expires, presently a number of stock high-quality leather shoes, loses money to process greatly. The audience buy one and get one free, buys one and gets one free! Does not attempt to make money, only the chart sells-out. Did not fear that the goods compared with the goods feared cannot judge the quality of goods! Selects casually, elects casually, the audience all buys one and gets one free. True losing money processing, at times in price cut!】 【好消息,好消息,特大好消息,顾客朋友们,你们好,因店面到期,现将一批库存优质皮鞋,亏本大处理。全场买一送一,买一送一啦！不图赚钱,只图卖完。不怕货比货就怕不识货！随便挑,随便选,全场一律买一送一。真正的亏本处理,时时在在的降价！】 „Shuhang Shuhang, heard, loses money to process greatly. Buys one and gets one free, we must go to have a look!” Ye Si grabs Song Shuhang's, very excited say/way. “书航书航,听到了没有,亏本大处理啊。买一送一,我们要不要进去看看！”叶思抓着宋书航的手,很心动道。 „It is not anxious, Ye Si.” Song Shuhang calm looked at eye that shop: „In fact, since that year of my upgrade to high school, this shoe store started doing business. Started doing business approximately six months later, will start ‚shop front soon to expire’ and ‚loses money to process and ‚ the audience to buy one and get one free’ greatly ’. In other words, his shop ‚shop front due’, has passed the entire three years.” “不急,叶思。”宋书航淡定的望了眼那个店铺:“事实上,从我升入高中的那一年起,这家鞋店就开业了。开业大约半年后,就开始‘店面即将到期’、‘亏本大处理’、‘全场买一送一’了。也就是说,他这店的‘店面到期’,已经过了整整三年时间了。” „There is such a thing?” Ye Si stared in a big way the eye: „If so, but also do some people buy the shoes to their shop in?” “还有这种事？”叶思瞪大了眼睛:“但这样的话,还有人到他们店里买鞋子吗？” „Affirmative...... here, but lively Nine Dragons Street, the traffic is very big. newbie that every day here goes shopping, has numerous number.” Song Shuhang said. “肯定的......这里可是繁华的九龙街,人流量很大。每天来这里买东西的新人,多不胜数。”宋书航道。 Ye Si nod of silently: „routine is really deep.” 叶思默默的点了点头:“套路真深。” Song Shuhang laughed. 宋书航哈哈一笑。 Actually this is old routine. 其实这已经是老套路了。 Truly deep routine, that is kills without showing blood. One set gives preferential benefit, can pull out quietly spatially the wallet of guest. 真正深的套路,那可是杀人不见血。一套优惠下来,就能悄悄将客人的钱包掏空。 ...... ...... ...... ...... After a half hour . 半个小时后。 Song Shuhang brought Ye Si to arrive at a dress shop. 宋书航带着叶思来到了一家女装店。 The Ye Si present clothes mostly are the immortal clothes, although is artistic, but not the suitable daily life to put on to play the role. 叶思现在的衣服大多是仙裳,虽然美观,但不适合日常生活穿扮。 Therefore, the Song Shuhang preparation buys some ordinary women's wear for her. 所以,宋书航准备替她买一些普通的女装。 At this time, the poem and candle accompany Ye Si to go to choose the clothes together. 此时,诗和烛陪着叶思一起进去选衣服。 Song Shuhang and Guoguo two people sit on the chair of dress shop rest area, takes a rest slightly. 宋书航和果果两人坐在女装店休息区的椅子上,稍做休息。 Perhaps was before drank the reason of drink, some Song Shuhang sensations to urinate, therefore he said to Guoguo: „Guoguo, you sit wait for Senior Apprentice Sister Ye Si they to come out here, I first go to the nearby a restroom. Do not run all over the place!” 或许是之前喝了点饮料的原因,宋书航有些尿意,于是他对果果道:“果果,你坐在这里等着叶思师姐她们出来,我先去附近上趟厕所。别乱跑啊！” Guoguo nods, has Fifth Stage Senior Apprentice Sister Ye Si, where does he dare to run? 果果点了点头,有五品叶思师姐在,他哪敢跑啊？ × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××××××××××××× Nine Dragons Street another side 九龙街的另一边 Young monster hunter, rushed to nearby White Whale Road early. He prepares at noon, met with own netizen 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure'. 有一位年轻的捉妖人,早早的赶到了白鲸路附近。他准备在中午的时候,和自己的网友‘书山压力大’见个面。 The time that because distance meets also early, therefore young monster hunter, nearby famous Nine Dragons Street to White Whale Road strolled. 因为距离碰面的时间还早,于是年轻的捉妖人,到白鲸路附近著名的九龙街逛了起来。 Perhaps before is all the way, eats hē hē many reasons, his some sensations to urinate. 或许是之前一路上,吃吃喝喝过多的原因,他有些尿意。 Therefore, he looks for called ‚Full Moon Pavilion’ the hotel at will, passes through the gate to go to the bathroom taking advantage of the restroom. 于是,他随意找了一处叫‘望月楼’的酒店,进门去借厕所方便一下。 After entering a restroom in hotel building,...... 进入酒店一楼的厕所后...... Suddenly, young monster hunter eye one bright. 突然,年轻的捉妖人眼睛一亮。 Guesses that what he did see? 猜猜他看到了什么？ He saw front, man who wears big sunglasses! 他看到了前面,一位戴着大墨镜的男子！ The young people monster hunter's eyesight may vicious--, even if the opposite party wears big sunglasses, but he only with looking at that young man one, recognized the real identity of opposite party. 年轻人捉妖人的眼力可老辣了——就算对方戴着大墨镜,但他只用看那年轻男子一眼,就认出了对方的真实身份。 Yesterday that's right the-- opposite party is the «Dharma-Ending Battle» first villain who just screened, the Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng actor! 没错了——对方就是昨天刚上映的《末法之战》第一反派,高升师兄的演员！ Scholar Drunk Tyrant has cried to faint in the restroom. 醉霸居士已经哭晕在厕所。 【Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng must die!】 Young monster hunter secretly said in heart. 【高升师兄必须死啊！】年轻的捉妖人心中暗道。 Therefore, he turned on oneself cell phone, starts to record a video. 于是,他打开了自己手机,开始录制一段视频。 He prepares to wrap/sets the Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng actor gunnysack...... naturally, on practical joke. He is monster hunter, will not injure to the average person absolutely! 他准备要套高升师兄演员麻袋......当然,就恶作剧一下。他可是捉妖人,绝对不会伤害到普通人的！