āi yā, what thing this is «Dharma-Ending Battle»? In short one day period, big skewer good review? In this has certainly what inside story! Definitely was the movie side asks the sailors to brush good review, when I went to be black his wave! 唉呀,这部《末法之战》是什么玩意？短短一天时间里,一大串的好评？这里面一定有什么内幕！肯定是电影方请了水军在刷好评,待我去黑他一波！ However before black, must first have a look at this promotional film. After all, even is black, try not to have the brain to be black. Does not have the brain to be despised black, a belt/bring solid stuff will be quite good. 不过在黑之前,也得先看看这宣传片。毕竟,就算要黑,也尽量不要无脑黑。无脑黑会被人鄙视,带点干货会比较好。 Therefore, is hugging the person of this idea, opened promotional film. 于是,许多抱着这种想法的人,打开了宣传片。 yí? Is this Director Jacob work? Really is that Jacob? It is not Li ghost! 咦？这是雅各布导演的作品？真的是那个雅各布吗？不会是李鬼吧！ First has a look, the theme that films is anything. What? doomsday type movie? Moreover, this is also not the ordinary heroic theme, but joined cultivated/repaired the True Essence element? 先看看,拍的题材是什么。啥？末日类电影？而且,这还不是普通英雄题材,而是加入了修真元素？ cultivation and end combined together, wonderful! It is not right, should say that the feeling is really worth one black! 修真和末日结合在一起,妙啊！不对,应该说感觉真是值得一黑啊！ Looks at...... zé again, but also added so many exaggerating special effect? This special effect is a little flamboyant. 再看下去……啧,还加了这么多夸张的特效？这特效有点牛逼。 The special effect money, won't spend in this promotional film? The black wave, bets five hair, after being deceived the movie theater, the audience perhaps can only count on that these special effect scenes lived, other plots affirmed special effect that few can look at! 不会是将特效钱,都砸在这宣传片中了吧？黑一波,赌五毛,被骗进电影院后,观众恐怕只能指望这几个特效场面活了,其他剧情肯定没几个能看的特效！ After looking at promotional film, accidental/surprised belt/bring feeling. Besides feeling Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng must die, cannot discover unexpectedly is worth a black place. can't do anything about it, promotional film is very after all short. 看完宣传片后,意外的带感啊。除了感觉高升师兄必须死外,竟然没能找出更多值得一黑的地方。没办法,毕竟宣传片很短嘛。 That only then started from actor body, first has a look at the actor. 那就只有从演员身上下手了,先看看演员。 So many actors, no well-known? Also is black point. 这么多演员,没有一个是知名的？又是一个黑点。 However, actors all attractiveness index surpasses to praise, is really good. To such high attractiveness index level, I must enter the movie theater to support this movie...... fuck, what ghost am I thinking? 不过,演员个个颜值都超赞,真是好棒啊。冲着这么高的颜值水平,我也要进电影院支持一下这部电影啊……卧艹,我在想什么鬼？ Hateful, seduces me with Beauty Trap unexpectedly and others. stills of these actors definitely are p! The image in movie definitely cannot compare stills. The female main character actually blind eye that like the recent movie, female main character attractive beckoning on title page, after entering movie, sees. Was needless saying that held on to this point, was black its wave. 可恶,竟然用美人计来诱惑我等。这些演员的剧照肯定都是p的吧！电影中的形象肯定比不上剧照。就像最近的电影,封面上的女主角漂亮的让人心动,进入电影后看到的女主角却让人瞎眼睛。不用多说了,抓住这一点,再黑它一波。 In any case...... in some person of eyes, this short 150 seconds of promotion previews, is worth one black. Cannot be black, must pull a topic to go forcefully black. 反正……在这部分人眼中,这短短一百五十秒的宣传预告片,值得一黑。不能黑,也要强行扯出个话题去黑。 Do not despise them, they are specialized. 别小看他们,他们是专业的。 ...... …… ...... …… The network is compares ‚freedom of speech’ relatively speaking the place, online when speech, so long as do not do dies greatly, generally will not have the uncles to come to check the water meter, to supply water and deliver warm. 网络是个相对而言比较‘言论自由’的地方,在网上发言时,只要不自己作大死,一般也不会有叔叔们上门查水表、送水、送温暖。 gradually, online had for everyone discussed the commentary website and forum of movie and so on place appeared. 渐渐的,网上有了供大家讨论电影的评论网站、论坛之类的地方出现。 From the beginning, everyone also quite normal chatted or comments the movie that some unit showed newly, or soon shows. 一开始,大家也只是比较正常的聊天或评论某部新上映、或是快要上映的电影。 But when does not know gets up, whenever after a movie launches promotion, would some people standing, seizes the movie deficiency , conducts commentary from head to foot to turn to the movie. 但不知道什么时候起,每当一部电影展开宣传后,总会有人站出来,捉住电影中的不足之处,对电影进行从头到脚的评论一翻。 This is also the can't do anything about it matter. 这也是没办法的事。 First the difficult accent, the most classical world-class movie, still unable satisfies everyone's taste even. Is peerless good food in your mouth, in my mouth perhaps the dark ingredients? 一来众口难调,就算是最经典的世界级电影,也无法满足所有人的口味。你口中的绝世美食,在我口中或许是黑暗料理呢？ Secondly, as the people's request to the movie are getting higher and higher, is not that casual two experts came out to develop Wuxia movie in the past, hits 20-30 minutes, but can also let the audience watch with great interest age. Many movies that recently showed that the plot, the picture feeling, started unable to satisfy the appetite of people. 二来,随着人们对电影的要求越来越高,已经不是当年那种随便拉两个高手出来演个武侠片,打个20-30分钟,还能让观众看的津津有味的年代了。最近上映的许多电影,剧情啊、画面感啊,开始无法满足人们的胃口。 In addition, various really rotten pieces emerge one after another incessantly, makes the audience somewhat unable to resist. 再加上,各种真烂片层出不穷,也让观众有些招架不住。 However......, if really does not like a movie and feeling not meeting one's taste, or this movie is really really rotten, to bad review. 但是……若是真不喜欢一部电影、感觉不合口味,或是这电影实在是真烂,给个差评也就罢了。 Has the a portion person, regardless of the movie is good is bad, they see in a movie good review unceasing situation in any case, both hands get up on begin to stir. This was the black mole. 偏偏有一部分人,无论电影是好是坏,反正他们看到一部电影好评不断的情况下,双手就蠢蠢欲动起来。这就是黑子了。 The black mole does not play the basketball, actually plays the keyboard, robs the person rice bowl? 黑子不去玩篮球,却来玩键盘,抢人饭碗？ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx In Yellow Mountain film and television movie-making Co. , Ltd . 黄山影视制片有限公司中。 Doudou turned into beach Doudou, was closed before a transparent bowpot-- it puts « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain » that ‚Dharma King Good Fortune’ sang after the group, was brought Young Master Exterminating Phoenix that by True Monarch Yellow Mountain, turned into one Doudou it by Young Master Exterminating Phoenix, was loaded in the bowpot by True Monarch Yellow Mountain, places in the company. 豆豆又变成了一滩豆豆,被关在一个透明的大花瓶中——之前它在群里放了‘造化法王’演唱的《黄山大傻之歌》后,就被黄山真君带到了灭凤公子那,由灭凤公子将它变成了一摊豆豆,又被黄山真君装入到了大花瓶中,摆放在公司中。 Other have several fellow daoist that is idling being all right, keeps in True Monarch Yellow Mountain's movie company, is waiting for four days later movie movie premiere. 其他有几位闲着没事的道友,留在黄山真君的电影公司中,等着四天后的电影首映式。 Because is idling the safe/without matter, therefore for these days, fellow daoists in discussion of the Way, exchanged recent cultivates heart refining. 因为闲着无事,所以这几天,道友们都在论道,交流一下最近的修炼心得。 Fellow Daoist When the Moon Appears, multitasking. He and fellow daoists discussion of the Way, while is brushing the cell phone. 明月几时有道友,正一心二用。他一边和道友们论道,一边在刷着手机。 -- he in major film reviews online, watches the commentary about «Dharma-Ending Battle». ——他在各大电影评论网上,观看关于《末法之战》的评论。 These commentaries, mostly make his liver hurt. In so many movie criticism, mentioned his ‚this is the strongest villain’ commentary, actually few several. 这些评论,大多让他肝疼。这么多的影评中,提到他这个‘本作最强反派’的评论,却只有很少的几句。 Even if some people praised him to lead, still wanted note one unable to remember his appearance. 就算有人夸他帅,也都要备注一下已经记不住他的模样了。 His body that set of armour the raised number of times, must go far beyond his personally. 就连他身上那一套盔甲被人提起的次数,都要远远超过他本人。 Brushes is brushing, suddenly, several new commentaries appear in his eyes. 刷着刷着,突然,有几条新的评论出现在他的眼中。 Is star bad review, the content from each angle black «Dharma-Ending Battle» this movie...... what actor absolutely does not have stills beautiful, the front side special effect definitely is the five cents special effect, cultivation adds the doomsday type plot affirmation dregs to become the excrement, Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng must die, Director Jacob will not be the different person of the same name and so on. 都是一星的差评,内容就是从各个角度黑《末法之战》这部电影的……什么演员绝对没剧照美型啊,正片特效肯定是五分钱特效啊,修真加末日类的剧情肯定渣成屎啊,高升师兄必须死啊,雅各布导演不会是同名不同人吧之类的。 Un, black black, nowadays which movie no one black? 嗯,黑就黑吧,这年头哪部电影没人黑啊？ Fellow Daoist When the Moon Appears expressed a big heart. In any case, by that time facts speak louder than words the-- actor will only have attractiveness index compared with the movie, special effect that is real, Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng really died in any case, the director was also Jacob personally. Therefore, these commentaries can neglect. Waits for the movie to screen officially, can pā pā pā's hit the face. 明月几时有道友表示有颗大心脏。反正,到时候事实胜于雄辩——演员只会比电影中更有颜值,特效那是真实的,高升师兄反正是真的死了的,导演也是雅各布本人。所以,这些评论都可以忽视。等电影正式上映,就能啪啪啪的打脸。 looks at looks at time, suddenly...... When the Moon Appears saw star bad review. 看着看着的时候,突然……明月几时有看到了一条一星差评。 The title of commentary is: 【Other points were said light/only, I said that villain Demon Commander-in-Chief of this movie ‚Evil Bright Moon’.】 评论的标题是:【其他的点都被人说光了,我就来说说这部电影的那个反派邪魔都督‘邪将明月’吧。】 When Fellow Daoist When the Moon Appears, sees this commentary, suddenly both eyes one bright, a happy feeling wells up the heart. 明月几时有道友,看到这条评论时,突然双眼一亮,一种幸福的感觉涌上心田。 Star bad review main text's first: 【Everyone turn head has a look at promotional film, when this ‚Evil Bright Moon’ arrives dressing up, that black armour, seemed like simply to fill with the Chuunibyou aura, the looked my awkward cancer violated. That the giant sword, where this dresses up looks like villain boss, simply is seems like one stupidly to lack!】 一星差评正文第一段:【大家回头看看宣传片,这位‘邪将明月’登场时的装扮,那一身的黑色盔甲,看上去简直充满了中二的气息,看的我尴尬癌都犯了。还有那把巨型刀剑,这身装扮哪里像一个反派boss啊,简直是像是一个傻缺！】 Fellow Daoist When the Moon Appears slightly a little discontented is-- the wool also comments armour? Commented me, commented my personally! 明月几时有道友略有点不满——为毛又是评论盔甲的？评论我啊,评论我本人啊！ Then, was second of bad review main text...... criticized ‚Evil Bright Moon’ from the hairstyle this role! 然后,是差评正文的第二段……从发型上批判了‘邪将明月’这个角色！ The Fellow Daoist When the Moon Appears' brow wrinkled 明月几时有道友的眉头皱了起来 Then, is bad review third...... arrives after ‚Evil Bright Moon’ take action several pictures, criticized this role. 然后,是差评的第三段……从‘邪将明月’登场后出手的几个画面,批判了这个角色。 The Fellow Daoist When the Moon Appears brow wrinkles was deeper. 明月几时有道友眉头皱的更深了。 Finally...... bad review end small path: 【Finally, we come to see this ‚Evil Bright Moon’ role mold, simply is the fiasco! Obviously is a villain role, but I looked at these 150 seconds of promotional film several times, actually unable writes down this role. I also looked at one this earnestly ‚Evil Bright Moon’ actor, discovered that this is the quite handsome actor. But was actually molded one by the role slightly transparent, I have not seen such bad character role! bad review!】 最后……差评末尾一小段:【最后,我们来看看这个‘邪将明月’的角色塑造,简直是大失败！明明是一个反派角色,但我看了这一百五十秒的宣传片数次,却无法将这个角色记下来。我还认真看了一次这位‘邪将明月’的演员,发现这是位蛮帅的男演员。但却被角色塑造成了一个小透明,我从来没有见过这么糟糕的人物角色！差评！】 At this moment...... Fellow Daoist When the Moon Appears, satisfied nod. 这一刻……明月几时有道友,满意的点了点头。 Although this is a star comments wickedly, but Fellow Daoist When the Moon Appears, actually feeling at heart warm. 虽然这是一段一星恶评,但明月几时有道友,却感觉心里暖暖的。 Previous time makes him feel that at heart warm, is Loose Practitioner North River does not need to look at the notepad, called the his dao name time! 上次让他感觉心里暖暖的,是北河散人不用看便笺,就叫出了他的道号的时刻！ This feeling, really good. 这种感觉,真好。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix looks to Fellow Daoist When the Moon Appears, is worried to ask: „Scholar Drunk Sun, what happened to you? Is status not quite good? Or, do you first go to take a break?” 灭凤公子望向明月几时有道友,担心问道:“醉日居士,你怎么了？是不是状态不太好？要不,你先去休息一下？” „Thanks the care of Fellow Daoist Exterminating Phoenix, I am all right, no need to worry about me. However, I first telephone.” When the Moon Appears said silently. “谢谢灭凤道友的关心,我没事,不用为我担心。不过,我先去打个电话。”明月几时有小声道。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix warm smiles: „Is all right well, if Scholar Drunk Heaven you were really tired, on have a good rest, the body is important.” 灭凤公子暖暖一笑:“没事就好,如果醉天居士你真的累了,就好好休息,身体重要。” Fellow Daoist When the Moon Appears returns to smile, then grabs the cell phone, left fellow daoists discussion place. 明月几时有道友回以一笑,然后抓着手机,离开了道友们论道之处。 Then, his fast telephones to own several junior apprentice brother, asking junior apprentice brothers to help...... very small busy. 然后,他飞快的给自己的几位师弟打了个电话,请师弟们帮个忙……一个很小的忙。 ...... …… ...... …… After two hours . 两个小时后。 China ‚one Yang’ area. 华夏‘壹阳’地区。 Has young people to sit in front of the computer, bored sitting swaggers on the chair. 有位年轻人坐在电脑前,无聊的坐在椅子上摇来摇去。 Recently lived quite bored, lacked the stimulation. 最近生活好无聊,缺少刺激。 Graduates after the school, became an ordinary office worker. 从学校毕业后,就成了一位普通的上班族。 Then, the online game also plays was short......, because does not have so many energy to invest, moreover was short in the past in the school, calls people friends readily plays the game together stirs up x sentiments. gradually, did not play the large-scale online game. Occasionally accesses the net to play to rub to rub anything, but also is only restricted. 然后,网络游戏也玩的少了……因为没有那么多的精力投入,而且少了当年在学校,呼朋唤友一起玩游戏的激x情。渐渐的,就不玩大型的网络游戏了。偶尔上网玩一把撸啊撸啊什么的,但也仅限于一把。 Before liked watching movie, the pleasant movie that but can watch now were getting fewer and fewer. Finally, to egg sore him, fostered an abuse bored. 以前喜欢看电影,但现在能看的入眼的电影越来越少。最终,无聊到蛋疼的他,养成了一个恶习。 Any movie, he must discover the deficiency by any means possible, then accesses the net to brush a star commentary. Moreover, being well-founded, does not have the brain to be black. 无论是哪部电影,他都要千方百计的找出不妥之处,然后上网去刷个一星评论。而且,有理有据,不是无脑黑。 For example today, he just gives that promotion effort completely crazy and ridiculous «Dharma-Ending Battle» to brush star bad review. black point is that small transparent ‚Evil Bright Moon’. 比如今天,他刚给那部宣传力度丧心病狂的《末法之战》刷了个一星差评。黑点是那个小透明‘邪将明月’。 After sending bad review, he started to be bored. 发完差评后,他又开始无聊起来了。 „Well what does? Also about the same was the time looks for a girlfriend.” In the young people heart is indulging in flights of fancy. “干点什么好呢？啊,也差不多是时候找个女朋友了。”年轻人心中胡思乱想着。 At this time, out of the door transmitted knock-- his family/home doorbell to be just bad. 这时,门外传来了敲门声——他家门铃刚坏。 „who ah.” The young people asked. “谁啊。”年轻人问道。 „Hello, we check the water meter.” Out of the door transmitted one to have magnetic voice very much. “你好,我们是查水表的。”门外传来了一个很有磁性的声音。 Young people: „Is my family water meter good because of outside!” 年轻人:“我家水表在外面好不好！” „Cracks a joke, we are Abundant Harvest Express Delivery Service's, opens the door to receive courier.” Out of the door that voice continues to say. “开玩笑的,我们是丰收速递的,开门收快递啦。”门外那声音继续道。 „Go away, I did not have online shopping recently, courier where comes?” Young people angrily said. “滚,我最近没网购,哪来的快递？”年轻人恼道。 „to refuse a toast only to be forced to drink a forfeit, gave me the door to explode!” Out of the door that voice same angrily said.( To be continued.) “敬酒不吃吃罚酒,给我将门炸了！”门外那声音同样恼道。(未完待续。)