„Was fellow daoists in attendance?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said with a smile: „That following, we exchange, how by that time we must assist White Cloud Academy, defends the Demons of the Nine Serenities' attack. How must, be able to display our special skills.” “道友们都到齐了吧？”黄山真君微笑道:“那接下来,我们来交流一下,到时候我们要如何协助白云书院,防御九幽邪魔们的进攻吧。要怎样,才能发挥我们的特长。” Nine Provinces (1) Group's fellow daoist, so long as is Gold Core Realm, no is lower than seven dragon mark ranks, each is to dominate existence of same step. 九洲一号群的道友,只要是金丹境界,没有一个是低于七龙纹级别的,每一位都是称雄同阶的存在。 Therefore when aids White Cloud Academy, had better be able be in a planned way, in display group fellow daoist's strong point. 所以援助白云书院时,最好能有计划,发挥群里道友的长处。 The Fellow Daoist When the Moon Appears nod said: „True Monarch Yellow Mountain stands to reason.” 明月几时有道友点头道:“黄山真君言之有理。” At this time, Fairy Lychee raised hand saying: „Another matter, I must say with fellow daoists. This time in a process that helps White Cloud Academy defend a city, we can use the Demon of the Nine Serenities' corpse, to the White Cloud Academy's disciple hand , received exchange for Gentleman's Golden Lotus' lotus seed!” 这时,荔枝仙子举手道:“另外有件事情,我要和道友们说一下。这次帮助白云书院守城的过程中,我们可以用九幽邪魔的尸体,到白云书院的弟子手中,换取君子金莲的莲子！” Loose Practitioner North River asked: „Gentleman's Golden Lotus' lotus seed? Is that type swallows, not only strengthens life span, but can also make the user baseless many ability lotus seed?” 北河散人问道:“君子金莲的莲子？是不是那种吞服下去,不仅增强寿元,还能让服用者凭空多一项能力的莲子？” The Fairy Lychee nod said: „This lotus seed.” 荔枝仙子点头道:“正是这种莲子。” Then, before fairy maiden, True Monarch Eternal Fire said 【The Demon of the Nine Serenities corpse trades lotus seed】 Plan, with Nine Provinces (1) Group's fellow daoists pass on one time. 然后,仙子将之前恒火真君说的【九幽邪魔尸体换莲子】方案,和九洲一号群的道友们转述了一次。 „White Cloud Academy this time was under the initial capital, had this type to change the lotus seed way by Demon of the Nine Serenities, we remained to help White Cloud Academy be more well-founded.” True Monarch Falling Dust said with a slight smile. “白云书院这次是下血本了,有这种以九幽邪魔换莲子的方式,我们留下来帮助白云书院就更有理由。”落尘真君微微笑道。 The ability that Gentleman's Golden Lotus' lotus seed can grant, to Nine Provinces (1) Group's fellow daoist, the revoke settling of accounts can not anything. After all obtained the best quality goods ability the probability is too small from lotus seed. 君子金莲的莲子能赐予的能力,对九洲一号群的道友来说,倒算不得什么。毕竟从莲子中获得极品能力的几率太小了。 But strengthens 50 years of life span's effect, so long as will be cultivator will not miss. Therefore, at least...... must trade a Gentleman's Golden Lotus lotus seed to be good. 但增强五十年寿元的效果,只要是修士都不会错过。所以,至少......也要换一枚君子金莲莲子才行。 But True Monarch Ancient Lake Monastery, Great Master Fathom Mystery wait/etc. hand/subordinate one group of young taoist priest and little monk leader level character, is the heart movement. 而古湖观真君、通玄大师等手下有一群小道士、小和尚的掌门级人物,更是心动。 Especially Great Master Fathom Mystery, in his World's Horizon Wandering Temple, life span of many elders has the not many, in deep meditation, look been able to break through realm. Gentleman's Golden Lotus lotus seed, although can only lengthen 50 years of life span......, but perhaps, how many elder deep meditation break through realm, difference is these 50 years? 特别是通玄大师,他的天涯云游寺中,有很多长辈的寿元已经无多,正在闭死关,看看能不能突破境界。君子金莲莲子,虽然只能延长五十年的寿元......但说不定,那几位长辈闭死关突破境界,差的就是这五十年呢？ 50 years, said that were long, said short are not short, were almost the average person 2/3 mean lifetimes. 五十年,说长不长,说短却也不短了,几乎是普通人三分之二的平均寿命了。 When Song Shuhang heard until here, thought of the Nine Serenities World Evil Lotus matter. 宋书航听到这里时,想到了九幽世界邪莲的事。 He is preparing to find an opportunity, when oneself Entering Dream saw that Demons of the Nine Serenities and Evil Lotus matter told fellow seniors. Now, happen said the Evil Lotus matter while this topic. 他正准备找个机会,将自己入梦时看到的,九幽邪魔们和邪莲的事情告诉各位前辈。现在,正好趁着这个话题将邪莲的事情说出来吧。 Therefore Shuhang stands up, prepares to open the mouth with the seniors to tell oneself when Entering Dream, matter that sees. 于是书航站起身来,准备开口和前辈们讲述自己在入梦时,所见到的事情。 When he sets out, suddenly the whole person in a flash, has consciousness to be separated from physical body, but misconception. 就在他起身的时候,突然整个人一晃,有种意识要脱离肉身而出的错觉。 No, this is not the misconception-- this is his consciousness, must be dragged into that Infinite Makeup Test Dimension omen! 不,这不是错觉啊——这是他的意识,就要被拉入那个无限补考空间的预兆！ could it be at this time, must enter that Infinite Makeup Test Dimension, conducted challenges newly? 难道这个时候,又要进入那个无限补考空间,进行新的挑战了？ Also or, was that Senior White Two awoke, the feeling was boring, can draw him to go in? 又或者,又是那位白前辈two睡醒了,感觉无聊,要拉他进去？ If the former, he wants through the test on no problem. 如果是前者的话,他只要通过考试就没问题。 If the latter, he must prepare now. 如果是后者的话,他现在就要做准备了。 When remembers the previous time, Senior White Two puts he leaves, wants him to speak several jokes to leave puts him to walk. And, but also makes him come in next time, speaks several jokes. 记得上次,白前辈two放他离开时,要他讲几个笑话才离放他走。并且,还让他下次进来,多讲几个笑话。 But he after previous time leaves Makeup Test Dimension, did not have the time supplement joke piece! 但他从上次离开补考空间后,一直没时间补充笑话段子啊！ It is not good, pill! 不好,药丸！ „Little Friend Shuhang, what you had to say?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain saw that Song Shuhang stands suddenly, appearance that a face starts to speak but hesitates, therefore asked with a smile. “书航小友,你有什么要说的吗？”黄山真君看到宋书航突然站起来,一脸欲言又止的模样,于是笑着问道。 „Seniors!” Song Shuhang urgently said: „Song request assistance!” “前辈们！”宋书航急道:“宋某请求支援！” „What supports?” Venerable White asked curiously. “支援啥？”白尊者好奇问道。 „Asked the seniors to support my several jokes, anxiously!” Song Shuhang said. “请前辈们支援我几个笑话,急！”宋书航道。 Venerable White: „......” 白尊者:“......” True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „......” 黄山真君:“......” Fairy Lychee: „......” 荔枝仙子:“......” Su Clan's The Sixteenth: „......” 苏氏阿十六:“......” All fellow daoist: „......” 所有道友:“......” „Really anxious, does not crack a joke.” Song Shuhang urgently said. “真的很急啊,不开玩笑啊。”宋书航急道。 „I felt, matter that Little Friend Shuhang you say now, is very interesting.” Fairy Lychee said, said that the fairy maiden gave back to Song Shuhang to match a happy smile, expressed that was very interesting. “我感觉,书航小友你现在说的事情,就很有趣。”荔枝仙子道,说完,仙子还给宋书航配了个甜蜜的笑容,表示真的很有趣。 Song Shuhang extend the hand comes: „Seniors, I not......” 宋书航伸出手来:“前辈们,我不......” But his words have not said, the whole person figure fell down forward, lost consciousness. Puts out a hand a request in beside Song Shuhang's True Monarch White Crane subconscious, supports him. 但他话还没说完,整个人身形就向前扑倒,失去了意识。在宋书航身边的白鹤真君下意识伸手一托,将他托住。 But what after True Monarch White Crane sees in the hand is Song Shuhang, immediately puts out a hand to throw, throws him to the Fairy Lychee's direction. 但当白鹤真君看到手里的是宋书航后,顿时伸手一扔,将他扔向荔枝仙子的方向。 „Hey, Fellow Daoist White Crane, do you throw here to do Shuhang?” Fairy Lychee said, simultaneously she puts out a hand a request, catches Song Shuhang. “喂,白鹤道友,你将书航扔到我这里干嘛？”荔枝仙子道,同时她伸手一托,将宋书航接住。 „Aren't you his mama?” True Monarch White Crane subconscious said. “你不是他麻麻吗？”白鹤真君下意识道。 „hē hē hē, does the white-feathered bird...... you also want to taste the Wind Fire Wheels taste?” Fairy Lychee corner of the mouth rises, shows a sweet smile: „Free attempt, 3,000 rpm yō.” “呵呵呵,白鸟......你也想尝尝风火轮的滋味吗？”荔枝仙子嘴角上扬,露出一个甜甜的笑容:“免费尝试,一分三千转速哟。” „Please allow me to turn down.” The True Monarch White Crane cold sweat got down, it does not imagine Copper Trigram that simpleton to be the same, was brandished by Fairy Lychee in the hand, plays Wind Fire Wheels. Too disgraced. “请容我婉拒。”白鹤真君冷汗都下来了,它可不想像铜卦那个呆子一样,被荔枝仙子抡在手里,玩风火轮。太丢人了。 Fairy Lychee holds Song Shuhang, examined under his status, said out loud: „Evidently, Little Friend Shuhang entered to that Holy Man's Disciples Thirteen Tribulation Immortals Statues space, also does not know that what this time he can harvest? The words saying, he did ask us to support him to laugh at-- could it be his test to be concerned a moment ago with the joke?” 荔枝仙子托着宋书航,检测了下他的状态,出声道:“看样子,书航小友又进入到那个圣人座下十三劫仙像的空间中去了,也不知道这次他能有什么收获？话说,他刚才请我们支援他笑话——难道他这次考试和笑话有关？” After saying, Fairy Lychee puts out a hand, gave side True Monarch Yellow Mountain Song Shuhang. 说完后,荔枝仙子伸手,将宋书航递给了身边的黄山真君。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „?” 黄山真君:“？” Gives me to do Little Friend Shuhang? 将书航小友递给我干嘛？ „When I remember that Little Friend Shuhang wrong joins the group, Senior Yellow Mountain you do not give him calculate a trigram, said that he and you are predestined friends, therefore keeps in him the crowd. Then, you are taken care of him is not just right by Senior Yellow Mountain?” Fairy Lychee said in deadly earnest. “我记得书航小友错加入群时,黄山前辈您不是给他算了一卦嘛,说他和你有缘嘛,所以将他留在群里嘛。如此一来,由黄山前辈您照顾他不是正好吗？”荔枝仙子一本正经道。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain sighed, turns around to look to Venerable White: „Senior White, your does here have extra bed? I bring Little Friend Shuhang the rest little while.” 黄山真君叹了口气,转身望向白尊者:“白前辈,你这里有多余的床位吗？我带书航小友去休息会儿吧。” „Bed? oh, I have.” The Venerable White nod said, then Venerable White took out a luxurious bed from own space equipment, one side puts. “床？哦,我这有啊。”白尊者点头道,然后白尊者从自己的空间装备中取出了一张豪华大床,放到一边。 This was initially Senior White and Doudou after learning online shopping, from online buys the thing that. Afterward has thrown in space equipment. 这是当初白前辈和豆豆在学会网购后,从网上买的东西。后来就一直扔在空间装备中。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „......” 黄山真君:“......” Senior White, I said is not this meaning. 白前辈,我说的不是这个意思啊。 However, True Monarch Yellow Mountain final, put on Song Shuhang the bed. 不过,黄山真君最后,还是将宋书航放到了床上。 Then , to continue to turn around with numerous fellow daoists to continue to discuss how to meet head-on the Nine Serenities World demon, how in the fight preserves itself and so on matter. 然后,继续转身和众道友们继续讨论如何迎战九幽世界邪魔,如何在战斗中保全自己之类的事。 Then, one crowd of Nine Provinces (1) Group fellow daoist at discussion important matter, but Little Friend Song Shuhang shrinks on the bed, sleeping sweetly. 就这样,一群的九洲一号群道友在讨论大事,而宋书航小友缩在大床上,睡的香甜。 This picture, simply beautiful such as picture...... 这画面,简直美如画...... Su Clan's The Sixteenth corner of the mouth pulled out pulling out. 苏氏阿十六嘴角抽了抽。 ******************** ******************** When Song Shuhang opens eyes, really...... he was dragged into that Infinite Makeup Test Dimension. 宋书航一睁眼时,果然......他又被拉入到那个无限补考空间中了。 He turns the head to look out in all directions rapidly, discovered with testing the person do not have. 他迅速的转头四望,发现一个同考的人都没有。 Then said, is not Holy Man's Disciples Thirteen Tribulation Immortals Statues draws him to enter this space! The chief criminal, was Senior White Two without doubt! Thinks oneself have not laughed at the piece, his liver pain. 那么说,不是圣人座下十三劫仙像拉他进入这个空间的！罪魁祸首,就是白前辈two无疑了！一想到自己没有笑话段子,他不由一阵肝痛。 „Senior White, you in ma?” Song Shuhang called out, then his raise head, discovered that Senior White Two really floats in his top of the head. “白前辈,你在吗？”宋书航叫道,然后他一抬头,发现白前辈two果然浮在他头顶。 At this time, Senior White Two sits cross-legged to float sits in in the air, has a small table before his body. The Senior White Two double arm rest on the table, both hands holds the chin alternately, serious earnest shape. 此时,白前辈two盘膝浮坐在空中,在他身前有一张小桌子。白前辈two双臂撑在桌子上,双手交叉托着下巴,一脸严肃认真状。 Song Shuhang said with a bitter smile: „Senior White, do you draw me to come in what's the matter ma?” 宋书航苦笑道:“白前辈,您又拉我进来有什么事吗？” „Un, very important news must tell you. About the news of Nine Serenities World demons. Believes that you definitely will be interested in knowing.” Senior White Two said with very deep voice. “嗯,有一个很重要的消息要告诉你。关于九幽世界邪魔们的消息。相信你肯定会有兴趣知道。”白前辈two用一种很深沉的声音道。 Song Shuhang: „......” Always felt that today's Senior White Two style is not very right. 宋书航:“......”总感觉今天的白前辈two画风很不对劲。 However, he indeed wants to know about the Nine Serenities' news. 不过,关于九幽的消息他的确想知道。 „Then, as obtains the information price...... your joke to think ok ma from here today?” Senior White Two indifferently said. “然后,作为从我这里得到情报的代价......今天你的笑话想好了吗？”白前辈two淡淡道。 Song Shuhang embarrassedly said: „Senior, I am preparing to look at several jokes, but you draw me to draw was too quick. Was inferior that you first put me to leave now, I study several jokes immediately, then comes to say to you listens?” 宋书航不好意思道:“前辈,我正准备看几个笑话的,但你拉我拉的太快了。不如您现在先放我离开,我马上学几个笑话,再进来讲给你听？” „I reject.” Senior White Two said: „If you want from here, to obtain about the Demon of the Nine Serenities' important intelligence, now speaks to make my happy joke come out immediately. Late the words, I am sad, this information do not want to obtain.” “我拒绝。”白前辈two道:“如果你想从我这里,得到关于九幽邪魔的重要情报,现在就马上讲个让我开心的笑话出来。迟了的话,我心情不好,这个情报你就别想得到了。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Thought after for quite a while, Song Shuhang thought of following of previous that terrifying story: „Me brief joke-- began school, many schoolmates' summer vacation work have not been completed, but I had actually finished completely. Ha ha ha ha ha...... Ha Ha.” 想了半天后,宋书航想到了上次那个恐怖故事的后续:“那我来讲个简短的笑话——开学了,有很多同学的暑假作业还没有完成,但我却已经全部写完了。哈哈哈哈哈哈......哈哈。” Senior White Two coldly looked at Song Shuhang one. 白前辈two冷冷的望了宋书航一眼。 Song Shuhang's laughter immediately stuck. 宋书航的笑声顿时卡住了。 „Trades again.” Senior White Two indifferently said. “再换个。”白前辈two淡淡道。 Today's Senior White Two good aloof obviously, to be good to be difficult to exchange. 今天的白前辈two显的好高冷,好难交流。 „Under Senior White, discussed that or did we trade the terrifying story to be good again?” Song Shuhang said with a bitter smile. “白前辈,商量下,要不我们再换个恐怖故事可好？”宋书航苦笑道。 „It is not good.” Senior White Two continues indifferently said: „The terrifying story has not laughed completely interesting. I give the words that you three opportunities...... are defeated three times, among us the information transaction is defeated.” “不好。”白前辈two继续淡淡道:“恐怖故事完全没笑话有趣。我给你三次机会......三次失败的话,我们之间的情报交易就失败。” Song Shuhang was anxious, but is more anxious, he more cannot find out what specially interesting joke. 宋书航急了,但是越急,他越是想不出有什么特别有趣的笑话来。 Dammit, if we had known previous Infinite Makeup Test Dimension, looks for various joke pieces immediately. He has not thought that Senior White Two so will be quick, drew him to enter the space. 妈蛋,早知道上次一出无限补考空间,就马上去找各种笑话段子。他也没想到白前辈two会这么快,又拉他进入空间了啊。 „Senior White, or gives me an opportunity...... to make me seek for the aid to outside?” Song Shuhang is probing asking again. “白前辈,要不给我个机会......让我向场外寻找援助？”宋书航再次试探着问道。 „I reject.” Senior White Two also said: „I do not want other to see me in this space.” “我拒绝。”白前辈two又道:“我不想让其他人看到我在这个空间。” Song Shuhang can only frown, the thinking has the interesting piece with hardship. 宋书航只能自己皱着眉头,苦苦思索起有趣的段子来。