Returned to the dormitory, Song Shuhang to open the front door to call the sound lightly: „I came back.” 回到宿舍,宋书航推开大门轻唤了声:“我回来了。” No one responded to him. 没有人回应他。 No one in? 没人在？ He lowers the head to look to the shoes cabinet, above leave slip does not see, the roommate has transmitted it to the teacher. 他又低头望向鞋柜,其上的请假条已经不见,室友已经将它转交给老师。 „Hasn't finished class? Is afternoon is four classes, but the Teacher Renshui both legs break off to the present have not left the hospital, therefore should only have two classes this afternoon?” Song Shuhang secretly said in heart. “还没下课吗？记是下午是四节课,但仁水老师双腿折断到现在都没出院,所以今天下午应该只有两节课吧？”宋书航心中暗道。 Did could it be how many fellows go to Yangde in the place that off campus rented? 难道那几个家伙又去阳德在校外租的地方去了？ This is also good, they are not, more convenient Medicine Master comes receive ‚carrier flying sword’, but no need to be worried was seen what difference by the roommate. 这样也好,他们不在,就更方便药师过来接收‘飞剑传书’,而不用担心被室友看出什么异样来。 At the same time thinking, him is taking off the shoes, prepares to enter the bedroom. 一边想着,他脱去鞋子,准备进入卧室。 At this time, heard the sound of dialogue from the dormitory bedroom. 这时,从宿舍卧室传来对话之声。 „Gao Moumou, asked that in the person who I know also only then you had with the experience that the girlfriend was together!” A leaning neutrality, but very clear voice resounds. “高某某,拜托了,我所认识的人中也只有你拥有和女朋友相处的经验了！”一个偏中性,但很清脆的声音响起。 „Therefore ah, what do you actually want to say to me? Get away from me, your present expression is very disgusting! Has the words to speak frankly, I also wait to go out to have the matter.” Gao Moumou replied. “所以啊,你到底想跟我说什么啊？离我远点,你现在的表情很恶心啊！有话直说啊,我还等着出去有事呢。”高某某回道。 Is one also puts on the student of Jiangnan University Campus school uniform before him, the hybrid, the golden hair! 在他面前是一位同样穿着江南大学城校服的学生,混血,金发！ His ( her ) first seems like should be the sunlight charming miss, but has a look again carefully, will feel that he ( she ) is more like the pretty false mother? 他(她)第一眼看上去应该是位阳光帅气的姑娘,但再仔细看看,又会感觉他(她)更像是漂亮的伪娘？ This is a light looks at the appearance fundamental unable judgment sex human. 这是位光看外表根本无法判断性别的人类。 Now this sex unclear schoolmate, a face desire discontented expression. Is saying, while approaches Gao Moumou. 现在这性别不明的同学,一脸欲求不满的表情。一边说着,一边靠近高某某。 Gao Moumou puts out a hand to resist this schoolmate, limits itself and its between distance-- because, if not for this fellow grows up with him since childhood, he has trampled it flies. 高某某伸手抵住这位同学,限制自己和其之间的距离——若不是因为这家伙从小就和他一起长大,他早就将其一脚踹飞了。 „Is this, I today and Xiaomei appointment.” Sex unclear schoolmate happily said with a smile. “是这样的,我今天啊和小梅约会了。”性别不明的同学嘻嘻笑道。 Xiaomei, does this seem like the name of miss? Then this schoolmate should be position ‚he’? 小梅,这似乎是个姑娘的名字吧？那么这位同学应该是位‘他’了？ Gao Moumou calmly said: „oh, isn't that very?” 高某某淡定道:“哦,那不是很好吗？” „Then I and she held hands, is quite happy.” Schoolmate excited sways back and forth on the Gao Moumou bed, very exciting appearance. “然后我和她牵手了,好开心。”同学兴奋的在高某某床上打滚,很激动的样子。 Gao Moumou: „Good, I can understand your excitement. However I really rush to time very much, do you directly enter the subject?” 高某某:“好吧,我能理解你的激动。然而我真的很赶时间,你直接进入主题好吗？” „Gao Moumou you too do not understand the affective tone, inflexible! Therefore obviously we are childhood sweethearts, you actually could not soak me. Our two elders had to twist in the hands our ideas obviously in childhood.” Schoolmate tsukkomi said. “高某某你真太不懂情调,死板！所以明明我们是青梅竹马,你却一直泡不上我。明明我们两家长辈小时候有搓合我们的想法呢。”同学吐槽道。 „Zhuge Yue, invited straight into the subject.” Gao Moumou makes an effort to rub own temples. “诸葛月,请直入主题。”高某某用力揉着自己的太阳穴。 „Good...... because in fact I the first time am with the girl appointment, is quite anxious. Causes the body to be stiff, when with Xiaomei holds hands, palm extremely in making an effort, Xiaomei seems like the palm very painful appearance, the fiasco!” A Zhuge Yue face is depressed. “好吧……事实上因为我是第一次和女孩子约会,好紧张。导致身体僵硬,和小梅牵手时,手掌太过于用力,小梅似乎手掌很痛的样子,大失败啊！”诸葛月一脸郁闷。 Gao Moumou does not know how must reply. 高某某已经不知道要怎么回答。 „Tomorrow, I will have made Xiaomei. This time, I prepare to with her complete kiss! However I have not kissed, I am afraid by that time to be able very much, because makes an effort excessively to run upon Xiaomei's tooth, such she will be very painful.” When Zhuge Yue at this point, both eyes shines, observes closely Gao Moumou. “明天,我已经又约了小梅。这次,我准备要和她完成kiss啊！但是我从来没有接吻过,我很害怕到时候会不会因为用力过度撞上小梅的牙齿,那样她会很痛的。”诸葛月说到这里时,双眼发亮,盯住高某某。 Gao Moumou don't know why, heart and liver slow half racket, an ominous feeling well ups: „Therefore, you do come to me to seek for advice the experience of kiss?” 高某某不知为何,心肝缓了半拍,一种不祥的感觉涌上心头:“所以,你过来是想向我求教kiss的经验？” „, From some perspective is this. After all in my good friend, only then you have the girlfriend, has definitely kissed many times.” “啊,从某种角度上来说是这样的。毕竟我的好朋中,也只有你早已经有女朋友了,肯定接吻过很多次了吧。” Gao Moumou nods, this he pours the unable denial. 高某某点头,这点他倒无法否定。 „Therefore you make me kiss, how taught me to kiss, letting me to have a better experience!” Zhuge Yue grasps the Fist Dao. “所以你让我亲一下吧,教导一下我要怎么kiss,让我能拥有更好的经验吧！”诸葛月握拳道。 „...... wait, what did I misunderstand?” The Gao Moumou whole person shivers, his looks at at present this nerve big strip childhood sweethearts. “等……等下,我是不是听错了什么？”高某某整个人打了个冷颤,他看着眼前这个神经大条的青梅竹马。 „Makes me kiss you, of French wet kiss.” Zhuge Yue called out. “让我亲一下你吧,法国湿吻的那种。”诸葛月叫道。 „Sorry, I reject. I'm not gay, moreover I have the girlfriend, please look for a thing to gnaw the practice casually, pillow, pillar up to you!” Gao Moumou firm veto. “抱歉,我拒绝。我不搞基,而且我已经有女朋友了,请你随便去找个东西啃着练习吧,枕头啊、柱子啊随便你啊！”高某某坚定的否决。 „It is not good, the pillow, inflatable doll I have tried, but has not felt completely. I want real person that moist lip and can make me practice! Especially the entanglement of tongue, asked that Gao Moumou, in my good friend also only then you can add on me!” Zhuge Yue sincere cultivation asked. “不行啊,枕头啊,充气娃娃啊我都试过了,但完全没感觉啊。我想要有真人那种湿润嘴唇和能让我练习一下啊！特别是舌头的纠缠啊,拜托了,高某某,我的好友中也只有你能帮上我了！”诸葛月真诚的垦求道。 „I direct your bright road, outside campus outside two blocks, there miss ventriloquism first-class, wraps you to learn one set to let your girlfriend's satisfactory kiss skill.” Gao Moumou showed the strip bright way. “那我来指点你一条明路吧,校园外两条街区外,那里的姑娘口技一流,包你学会一套让你女友满意的kiss技能。”高某某指了条明路。 „impossible, I cannot absolutely I'm sorry Xiaomei! Moreover I have the cleanliness/mysophobia.” The Zhuge Yue rejection said: „Therefore, Gao Moumou , helping me. Relax, both of us are so ripe, will not have the issue. Moreover, I also prepared the clear plastic wrap, if you really shy we can first be away from the clear plastic wrap to practice!” “不可能,我绝对不会对不起小梅的！而且我有洁癖。”诸葛月拒绝道:“所以,高某某,帮助我吧。放心吧,我们俩这么熟,不会有问题的。而且,我还准备了保鲜膜,如果你真的害羞的话我们可以先隔着保鲜膜练习一下！” „Even if there is a clear plastic wrap, my still impossible helps you! Your brain water penetration, my brain was very normal. Can't you I'm sorry girlfriend, could it be I be able to make your girlfriend sad? Therefore is not absolutely good, you lose heart! Hey, wait, what are you doing? Wú!” “就算有保鲜膜,我也不可能帮助你！你脑子进水了,我脑子还很正常。你不能对不起女朋友,难道我就能让自己的女票伤心？所以绝对不行,你死了这条心吧！喂,等下,你干什么？唔！” Then is voice that Gao Moumou struggles ruthlessly, but also mixes with voice that the thing is falling. 然后是高某某狠狠挣扎的声音,还夹杂着东西掉落的声音。 When Song Shuhang heard until here, the calf trembles. fuck, won't the Gao Moumou's chastity lose? 宋书航听到这里时,小腿一颤。我艹,高某某的贞操不会丢失了吧？ As the good roommate, he at this time is to go in the help? Calmly waits for Gao Moumou to be encroached outside, goes to comfort him again? 作为好室友,他这个时候是要进去帮忙呢？还是在外面静静等待高某某被侵犯完毕,再进去安慰他？ After thinking, he felt that oneself compromise, after two minutes, goes in? 想了想后,他感觉自己还是折中一下,等两分钟后再进去吧？ After all if Gao Moumou is tsundere, the mouth is saying doesn't want doesn't want, but the body is very honest what to do? Did oneself go bad his good deed? 毕竟万一高某某是个傲娇,嘴里说着不要不要的,但身体却很诚实怎么办？自己岂不是坏了他好事？ After one minute . 一分多钟后。 When Song Shuhang also in intertwining to enter the room, the gate of bedroom was opened. 宋书航还在纠结着要不要进屋时,卧室的门被打开。 Zhuge Yue a satisfied face of golden short hair, glowing with health pushing gate. 金色短发的诸葛月一脸满足,红光满面的推门而出。 Song Shuhang present vision that is levers, but looked at one, on the clear seeing bed a face deathly stillness and vision are then atheistic, like fumbled and broken up the show Gao Moumou. 宋书航现在的视力那是杠杠的,只是瞄了一眼,便清晰的看到床铺上一脸死寂、目光无神,如同被玩坏了的高某某。 When Zhuge Yue opens the door, suddenly sees Song Shuhang face puzzled standing outside the door. He ( she ) stares immediately, on the face the self-satisfied smile collects rapidly, does the shy sunset glow climb up cheeks-- he ( she ) also to understand unexpectedly shy? 诸葛月开门时,突然看到宋书航一脸纠结的站在房门外。他(她)顿时一愣,脸上得意的笑容迅速敛去,羞怯的红霞爬上脸颊——他(她)竟然还懂得害羞？ „Ha Ha, did you finish? The young people sentiment is really good.” Song Shuhang imitates laughing of Medicine Master that wā hā hā, tries lightly to uncover this matter not to discuss, avoids awkwardly. “哈哈,你们结束了？年轻人感情真好啊。”宋书航模仿药师那种哇哈哈的大笑,试图轻轻揭过此事不谈,避免尴尬。 Zhuge Yue blinks, immediately showed the frank natural smile, he ( she ) extends the right hand toward Song Shuhang: „Hello, I called Zhuge Yue, was Gao Moumou's childhood sweethearts.” 诸葛月眨了眨眼睛,马上露出了爽朗大方的笑容,他(她)向着宋书航伸出右手:“你好,我叫诸葛月,是高某某的青梅竹马。” „Hello, I am the Gao Moumou's roommate, Song Shuhang.” Shuhang extend the hand, gently and cautiously and Zhuge Yue grasped grasping. Very exquisite small hand . Moreover the palm is very small, the inference is the female probability is quite big. “你好,我是高某某的室友,宋书航。”书航伸出手,小心翼翼的和诸葛月握了握。很细腻的小手,而且手掌很小,推断是女性的机率比较大。 But saw that in the bedroom is similar to fumbled and broken up the show Gao Moumou-- by words of younger sister strong kiss, does probably not become this badly? Therefore Shuhang heart felt immediately, Zhuge Yue was the possibility of man is bigger. 但看到卧室中如同被玩坏的高某某——被一个妹子强吻的话,应该不会坏成这样吧？所以书航心底马上又感觉,诸葛月是男人的可能性更大些了。 „nice to meet you. Gao Moumou this fellow is somewhat proud, character also irritable must die, but also please take care of him much.” Zhuge Yue said with a smile, has the bearing of lady very much. “很高兴认识你。高某某这家伙有些骄傲,性格还别扭的要死,还请你们多多照顾他。”诸葛月微笑道,很有大家闺秀的气度。 Only if looks at her present performance, who can think that she kisses Gao Moumou before one minute, fumbled and broke up the show the opposite party thoroughly? 如果单是看她现在的表现,谁能想到她在一分多钟前强吻高某某,将对方彻底玩坏了？ „Was too polite, actually I receive their attendances more.” Song Shuhang is smiling replied. “太客气了,其实我受到他们的照顾更多。”宋书航笑着回道。 „Said where the Schoolmate Song Shuhang name I in seem to have listened?” Zhuge Yue blinks, thinks. “说起来,宋书航同学的名字我似乎在哪听过？”诸葛月眨了眨眼睛,思索起来。 Song Shuhang: „Should not have, I the first time am saw Schoolmate Zhuge Yue.” 宋书航:“应该没有吧,我是第一次见到诸葛月同学。” „No, my memory will not be wrong. Where I should in listen to your name.” Zhuge Yue is frowning to think with hardship. “不,我的记忆力不会错。我应该在哪听过你的名字。”诸葛月皱着眉头苦苦思索起来。 After the moment, the Zhuge Yue clapped the hand palm, said suddenly: „I remembered!-- Schoolmate Song Shuhang, whom did you offend recently?” 片刻后,诸葛月突然拍了拍手掌,道:“我想起来了！——宋书航同学,你最近是不是得罪了谁？”