CCG :: Volume #26

#2528: Customer Service A.I. No. 001 Dragon Net Lady Fat Ball, at your service


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Senior Hezhi feared not, I'm not preparing to pit you this time.】 Song Shuhang did not care at all Senior Hezhi's tone, cheerfully replied-- did not have the big shot long-distance trigram recently he, Heavenly Way Remains Ball was just hit to explode by him, temporarily no need to be worried this crisis. 何止前辈莫怕,我这次并不准备坑你。】宋书航毫不在意何止前辈的语气,乐呵地回复道——最近也没有大佬远程卦他,天道遗蜕球又刚被他打爆,暂时不用担心这个危机。 Demon Emperor Hezhi: „......” 何止魔帝:“......” My solemn one generation of demon emperor, once ruled the land, demon god pillar the place of falling is my Demon Country, will I fear you? 我堂堂一代魔帝,曾经君临大地,魔神柱所落之处皆是我的魔国,我会怕你? You said that does not prepare the pit I, can't the pit I? 你说不准备坑我,就不会坑我? You think I will believe? 你以为我会相信 Old Thief Tyrant Song more said, he is in the heart anxious! 霸宋老贼越是这么说,他就越是心中不安! Thinks of here, Demon Emperor Hezhi's mental sense spread out, sweeps on temporarily residing planet. 想到这里,何止魔帝的神识扩散开来,在暂住的星球上一扫而过。 This time Demon Emperor Hezhi has moved, moved to a plane where even he didn't know, and dug immortal residence here temporarily, lay out various great array. 此时的何止魔帝已经搬家,搬到了一个连他自己都不知道的位面,并在这里暂时挖了个洞府,布下各种大阵 Has not discovered the Tyrant Song's trail...... there are no traces of invasion by outsiders.” Meanwhile, Demon Emperor Hezhi's doppelgänger flashes before, said solemnly. “没有发现霸宋的踪迹......也没有外来者入侵的痕迹。”同时,何止魔帝的分身闪现,沉声道 Demon Emperor Hezhi is frowning: What does Tyrant Song actually want to play?” 何止魔帝皱着眉头:“霸宋到底想玩什么?” doppelgänger after thinking a little, guessed: Perhaps, he is idling bored, looks for the main body you to chat?” 分身略一思索后,猜测道:“或许,他只是闲着无聊,找本体你聊聊?” if not for my previous time was plotted against by him in Black Dragon World, back stabbed by that sabre, has not restored...... me to pass now, only presses the insect of hand to pinch his.” Demon Emperor Hezhi callously said. 要不是我上次在黑龙世界受他暗算,被背捅了那一刀,现在都没恢复......我早就过去,将他这只硌手的虫子捏死。”何止魔帝冷酷道 doppelgänger reminded: Is the mouse, the previous main body you acknowledged that he presses the mammal of hand.” 分身提醒道:“是老鼠,上次本体你承认他是硌手的哺乳动物了。” while speaking, Song Shuhang's private chatted sends in again: Senior Hezhi, do you know evil pestilence this thing?】 正说话间,宋书航的私聊再次发来:【何止前辈,你知道邪妄这东西吗?】 Demon Emperor Hezhi: „......” 何止魔帝:“......” Nonsense, I during immemorial on proved the way Eternal Life, evil pestilence this thing I saw a lot. 废话,我在太古期间就证道长生,邪妄这东西我见得多了。 He had profoundly studied evil pestilence, attempts to want evil pestilence to vanquish the absorption, changes into a type of demon god pillar. 他曾经深入研究过邪妄,尝试过想将邪妄降伏吸收,化为魔神柱的一种 【To come Senior Hezhi definitely knows evil pestilence's, that Senior Hezhi you have researched on how to breed evil pestilence?】 Song Shuhang inquired again. 【想来何止前辈肯定是知道邪妄的,那何止前辈你有没有研究过饲养邪妄?】宋书航再次询问。 Even Senior Hezhi has not answered his issue, but he alone self-examines from gathering, is content with one's lot. 就算何止前辈没有回答他的问题,但他一个人自问自合,自得其乐。 Demon Emperor Hezhi: „......” 何止魔帝:“......” Profound Sage Tyrant Song pit his heart does not extinguish, this fellow is really studying himself in secret. 霸宋玄圣坑他之心不灭,这家伙果然在暗中研究自己。 I guess, has senior you certainly have studied this aspect, and conducted the experiment?】 Song Shuhang continues to say. 【我猜,前辈你一定研究过这方面,并进行过实验?】宋书航继续道。 What does this fellow actually want to say?” Demon Emperor Hezhi puts out a hand lightly to knock the chair arm rest. “这家伙到底想说什么?”何止魔帝伸手轻轻敲着椅子扶手。 Meanwhile, can he starts to attempt to decode Profound Sage Tyrant Song's this 『Cultivation Chat』 friend function, look Tyrant Song shielding. 同时,他开始尝试着破解霸宋玄圣的这个‘修真聊天’好友功能,看看能不能将霸宋给屏蔽掉。 Had better be able have one Tyrant Song direct delete function. 最好能有一个将霸宋直接删除的功能 Therefore, Senior Hezhi you felt that turns into ingredient on dining table 'evil pestilence', the feasibility big? Your «Heavenly Tribulation Grand Feast» menu, even Heart Demon can turn into ingredient Heavenly Tribulation, then has evil pestilence of entity, turning into ingredient can be easier?】 Song Shuhang also reminded a sentence suddenly. 【所以,何止前辈你感觉将‘邪妄’变成餐桌上的食材,可行性有多大?你的《天劫盛宴》菜单连天劫、连心魔都能变成食材,那么拥有实体的邪妄,变成食材会不会更加容易?】宋书航突然又提醒了一句 Song Shuhang's inquired step by step, is actually probing Demon Emperor Hezhi in secret, to verify own certain guesses. Moreover......, if the Senior Hezhi sudden brain pulls out, is willing directly to reply that his issue, that is the unexpected benefit. 宋书航的一步步询问,其实是在暗中试探着何止魔帝,以印证自己的某些猜测。另外......如果何止前辈突然脑子一抽,愿意正面回答他的问题,那就是意外收获。 Asks on a waste saliva in any case, does not lose money. 反正问一问就浪费点口水,又不亏本。 Demon Emperor Hezhi: „!!!” 何止魔帝:“!!!” Could it be Tyrant Song already thoroughly grasped his «Heavenly Tribulation Grand Feast»? 霸宋难道已经彻底掌握了他的《天劫盛宴》 While the Demon Emperor Hezhi mood fluctuates time...... in his mind suddenly resounds a prompt sound. 正当何止魔帝情绪波动的时候......他的脑海中突然响起一个提示声。 Dīng~ examines user [Blacklist – Landing into a Box] Demon Emperor Hezhi, is invading the 『Cultivation Chat』 component system. Artificial Intelligence Mode switch, switch to Customer Service A.I. Mode. Hello, Customer Service A.I. [Dragon Net Will – Lady Fat Ball] at your service.】 叮~检测到用户[黑名单?落地成盒]何止魔帝,正在入侵‘修真聊天’构成系统。人工智慧模式切换,切换人工客服模式。您好,人工客服[龙络意志?胖球女士]为您服务。】 Demon Emperor Hezhi: „???” 何止魔帝:“???” Hello, Customer Service A.I. No. 001 Lady Fat Ball, at your service. Demon Emperor Hezhi, I've been waiting for you for a long time.】 Lady Dragon Net that untender voice resounds in the Demon Emperor Hezhi mind. 【你好,人工客服001号胖球女士,为你服务。何止魔帝,我已经等你很久了。】龙络女士那毫无感情的声音何止魔帝脑海中响起。 Demon Emperor Hezhi: „......” 何止魔帝:“......” Song Shuhang this 『Cultivation Chat』 promotion, Lady Kunna provided technical support by Dragon Net Will in behind recently silently. Lady Kunna completely all energy, assistance Song Shuhang's 『Cultivation Chat』 function evolution. 宋书航最近这次的‘修真聊天’升级,由龙络意志昆那女士’在背后默默提供技术支持昆那女士尽自己一切所能,协助宋书航的‘修真聊天’功能进化。 Moreover, in order to maintain Song Shuhang 『Cultivation Chat』 function's daily operation, she also set up the two layers method. 另外,为了维持宋书航‘修真聊天’功能的日常运转,她还设立了两层手段。 The first layer method, artificial intelligence 'Pressed Hand Little Squirrel' that is transformed by the Song Shuhang individual will, responsible for maintaining normal system operation. 第一层手段,由宋书航个人意志转化的人工智能‘硌手的小松鼠’,负责维护普通的系统运转 When once surpasses 'Pressed Hand Little Squirrel (Song Shu)' to process the issue that happened, will switch over Young Lady Customer Service A.I.. At present, Young Lady Customer Service A.I. goes forth to battle by Dragon Net Will personally...... 而一旦有超过完‘硌手小松鼠’能处理的问题发生时,就会转接到人工客服小姐。目前,人工客服小姐龙络意志亲自上阵...... Lady Dragon Net continuously silently part time job Young Lady Customer Service A.I. the work, does not need to pay the wages, for is this day! 龙络女士一直默默兼职着‘人工客服小姐’的工作,连工资都不用支付,为的就是这一天! In Fellow Daoist Tyrant Song's 『Cultivation Chat』 friends list, there is 『Demon Emperor Hezhi』. But by Hezhi Demon Emperor's disposition, will do something someday. 霸宋道友的‘修真聊天’好友列表中,有‘何止魔帝’。而以何止魔帝的性格,总有一天会搞事 As long as his strength is slightly restored, will definitely come the reverse infiltration 『Cultivation Chat』 function! 只要他的实力稍稍恢复一些,肯定会来反渗透‘修真聊天’功能! Lady Dragon Net has been believing this possibility. 龙络女士一直坚信着这一个可能。 When Demon Emperor Hezhi conducts to 『Cultivation Chat』's reverse infiltration, 'Pressed Hand Little Squirrel' will switch over Young Lady Customer Service A.I. the issue. 只要何止魔帝进行对‘修真聊天’的反渗透时,‘硌手的小松鼠’就会将问题转接到人工客服小姐 when enemies come face to face, their eyes blaze with hate! 仇人见面,分外眼红 At that time, if not for the Song Shuhang accident of sorts arrived at Black Dragon World, perhaps now Black Dragon World has changed name to 'Hezhi World'. 当时,若不是宋书航机缘巧合来到黑龙世界,现在黑龙世界说不定已经改名‘何止世界’了。 She, Lady Dragon Net, bears a grudge .jpg 她,龙络女士,记仇.jpg Black Dragon World, Dragon Net Will?】 Demon Emperor Hezhi stares. 黑龙世界,龙络意志?】何止魔帝一愣。 fuck, Black Dragon World and present world separation, is very difficult to infiltrate. Why will Dragon Net Will appear in the Tyrant Song's 『Cultivation Chat』 function? 卧艹,黑龙世界现世分隔,彼此间很难渗透。为什么龙络意志会出现在霸宋的‘修真聊天’功能里? Young Lady Customer Service A.I. Lady Dragon Net said with ice-cold and dispassionate voice: Respectable user [Blacklist – Landing into a Box], in view of the fact that you try to attempt to invade to infiltrate 『Cultivation Chat』, we will make the corresponding punishment to you.】 人工客服小姐龙络女士用冰冷、不带感情的声音道:【尊敬的用户[黑名单?落地成盒],鉴于你试图尝试侵略渗透‘修真聊天’,我们将对你做出相应的处罚。】 Hehe, come if you have the skills.】 Demon Emperor Hezhi corner of the mouth rises: in this world, no one knows you better than me, Black Dragon World Dragon Net...... I know you better than yourself. Your each Dragon Net constructs, your each node, your each magecraft storage location, my absolutely clear.】 【呵呵,有本事你就来吧。】何止魔帝嘴角上扬:【这世界上,没有人比我更了解你,黑龙世界龙络......我比你自己还要了解你。你的每一条龙络构造,你的每一个节点,你的每一个法术储存位置,我都清清楚楚。】 The Dragon Net Will method, he is familiar with. 龙络意志的手段,他如数家珍。 If she really dares cross realm in view of him, Demon Emperor Hezhi did not mind that gives to cut off the hand that she crosses the border, changes into own nutrient, restores own injury. 如果她真的敢跨界针对他的话,何止魔帝不介意将她越界的手给斩断,化为自身的养份,恢复自己的伤势。 You are very fearful.】 Lady Dragon Net replied: But we are the living creatures, is not dead thing. Is the living creature, will continue to learn. you know me like the back of your hand in the past, but present I, your impossible is omniscient! My name is Lady Fat Ball.】 【你很可怕。】龙络女士回道:【但我们是活物,不是死物。是活物,就会不断的学习你对过去的我了如指掌,但现在的我,你却不可能无所不知!我的名字是胖球女士。】 This name, but has very deep meaning. 这个名字,可是拥有着很深的含意。 She from Profound Sage Tyrant Song's body, has obtained some information. These information are the 'Fat Ball' information. 她从霸宋玄圣的身上,获得过一些信息。那些信息是属于‘胖球’的信息。 That is Song Shuhang leads into the Black Dragon World's «Embryo Gaze» seed from present world, after blossoming the product. 那是宋书航现世带入到黑龙世界的《胚胎凝视》种子,开花后的产物。 But after integrating Fat Ball's partial information, Lady Dragon Net fused some new magecraft skills. 而结合胖球的部分信息后,龙络女士融合出了一些新的法术技能。 Lv 10 blessing magecraft: «You Are A Good Person».】 10级祝福法术:《你是个好人》。】
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